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Enter Piggy. Ralph sees him after a short while....
Ralph
Its amazing!
Piggy
What's amazin'?
Ralph
The sun.
Piggy
Don't see what's so amazin'.
Ralph
It's like a huge eye looking down at you.
Piggy
It's hot. That's what it is. Hot.
Ralph
That's a funny T-shirt.
Piggy
My auntie give it me....It's thermal you see.
Ralph
So?...It's amazingL.Look it's great for swimming.
Piggy
I can't swim. I sink.
Ralph
You don't you know.
Piggy
I do. I know I do.
Ralph
Blubber...
Piggy
Leave off. (Piggy sits on the wing...it is hot) What's your name?
Ralph
Ralph. What's yours?
Piggy
Not telling.
Ralph
Is it a secret?
Piggy
It's a stupid name.
Ralph
What is it?
Piggy
Look are they all dead do you think?
Ralph
What?
Piggy
The plane broke up. It's in bits.
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Ralph They can't be.
Piggy Why not?... If they weren't they'd be here. Organizin'. And
worse things happen. My auntie saysRalph What does your auntie say?
Piggy A lot... My head really hurts, (uses inhaler)
R a l p h I ' m s o r r y.
Piggy That's why I can't swim.
Ralph Why?
Piggy Assma.
Ralph 'Assma'?
Piggy Asthma. I get it.. Quite badly in fact
Ralph Do you?
Piggy Quite badly. Maybe they're all dead anyway.
Ralph What?
Piggy Here. There. Everywere. All over.
Ralph Don't be stupid.
Piggy Could be. They got those bombs now ... could...
Ralph They're not all dead, stupid. Not everyone in England, stupid
Not the whole of the British Isles. Not our parents.
(He Handstands or other physical activity with the set)
Piggy Could be...That's good!
Ralph It's easy. You try
Piggy Can't.
Ralph Come on. If you know so much ...
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Piggy
Can't
Ralph
Give us your feet. I'll pull you ...
Piggy
Oh blimey.
Ralph
What's your name?
Piggy
What?
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Ralph What's your name?
P i g g y P i g g y.
(he lets go)
Ralph Piggy!
Piggy Piggy...But you're not to tell anyone. Not anyone.
Ralph I won't. Piggee! Piggee!
Piggy Don't
Ralph Sorry... I won't then.... Look!
Piggy Look where?
Ralph Look at this!
Piggy It's a shell. A conch. That's what they call it. A conch. I seen one.
At my auntie's friend's house. IRalph You blow in them, don't you?
Piggy
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don't.
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Ralph From down here. It's like the flute. I'm in the orchestra.
Piggy
Yo u
what?
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Ralph The flute. You know. Not the flute. The saxophone. Or the
clarinet.
Piggy
Uh?
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