On what planet do bars and restaurants play Fox

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On what planet do bars and restaurants play Fox News?!
Oh, for the love of Pete.
Barack Obama isn't just a liar; he's a really bad liar.
Yesterday, I mentioned] Obama's interview in Rolling Stone.
It's just chock-a-block with the meandering musings of a mindless moron.
For the life of me, I will never understand why so-called ?journalists? keep going to the Obama well expecting profundities.
The guy is an idiot.
When asked to explain why the Democrats' ?progressive? agenda didn't resonate with Americans, Obama crapped out one doozy of
an excuse.
It's the fault of Fox News.
Yup. Because Fox News is playing in ?every bar and restaurant in big chunks of the country,? we stupid Americans didn't see just
how glorious Obama's progressivism is.
On what planet do bars and restaurants play Fox News?
Now, granted, I don't go out to eat often. But when I have gone some place where a TV is playing, the only thing I've seen is sports.
I do, however, go to the doctor a lot. And every time I do, I get a heaping helping of CNN whether I want to or not.
Does Barack Obama really believe ?every bar and restaurant in big chunks of the country? have their TVs tuned to Fox News?
If he does, he's even stupider than I thought.
In Barack's alternate reality, Americans in flyover country are hapless drones being brainwashed by Bret Baier.
You'd think someone who has spent his entire adult life lying would be better at it.
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Of course Obama also blames the Left not being able to "reach" all of us stupid people.
And I think that part of it has to do with our inability, our failure, to reach those voters effectively.
Okay. Sure, Barack.
So, the guy who spent eight years putting the "bully" in bully pulpit wasn't able to effectively make the argument for his far-Left
agenda?
Obama seems to forget that when he won in 2008, he was handed a super majority in both houses of Congress.
And he took full advantage of it.
The American people instantly regretted it and took those majorities away.
It wasn't because you didn't reach us, Barack.
It's because you did.
We are the ones left with the fall-out from your progressive agenda, and we're not particularly happy about it.
You jammed it down our throats against our will.
To act as if you were unable to break through the brainwashing of Fox News is laughable.
The Enslaved Press carried your water for eight years. You were on TV endlessly.
And not just news programs. Comedy shows, reality shows, YouTube channels. We couldn't get away from you if we tried.
Every time you launched another job-killing program or some inane social justice crap pile, you flew around the country
campaigning for it.
The problem isn't that the American people didn't hear you.
The problem is we heard you loud and clear.
And our response was a loud, resounding ?NO!?
Obama always blames his failures on us.
Have you noticed that?
Well, us and Fox News.
We don't appreciate him enough. We're not giving him the credit he thinks he deserves.
And we're just too stupid to know what's good for us.
Not to mention, we are so easily swayed by ?fake news.?
If the American people are so deeply gullible that ?fake news? can sway us, CNN would be an unstoppable ratings powerhouse.
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Instead of losing subscribers, the New York Times and Washington Post would be delivered to every home.
And Hillary would have won in a landslide ? somewhere other than California.
Barack Obama's entire agenda depended on the American people being stupid.
Turns out we aren't.
[Well, except for a large segment of California.]
But rather than accept the truth that, try as he might, Obama failed to hoodwink us, Barack pretends that we were hoodwinked
instead by Fox News.
You know, the Fox News that plays in ?every bar and restaurant in big chunks of the country.?
Eight years in office, and the only thing Barack Obama has mastered is the art of making outlandish excuses.
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