The `ROCK Report Inside this issue of The ‘Rock Report: Page 2: Around Feehan Page 3: Around Feehan Page 4: Election 2016 Page 5: Election 2016 Page 6: Around Feehan Page 7: World News Page 8: Sports Page 9: Dear Lucky Page 10: Crossword "Gold does not describe it... [it is] more accurate than a trained Marine Sniper, stronger than CJ Herson after a good lift session [and big scrim], more clutch than Michael Jordan in the NBA Finals." A tear strolled down his face as he spoke these words, which he quickly wiped away with a humble dab. Tom Brady: The Best Ever By Cole Firth ‘17 Since Tom Brady's escape from the Shawshank Prison that was his corrupt NFL suspension, the Patriots have gone 6-1. The 39 year old (112 in NFL years) has 16 touchdowns and only one interception in seven games. I Tom Brady, who after the win this past asked Tom Brady connoisseur (and Sunday, is tied for the most wins ever great newspaper editor) Sean Gray, at the quarter(Cont’d on pg. 7) "How golden is Tom Brady's arm?" Page 11: The Continued’s College Admissions : A Senior’s Perspective The Back Page By Juliana Desimone ‘17 Upcoming Events: Have you gone to the bathroom recently to find a senior in tears? Or 12/13 STAND Coffeemaybe just seen one rocking back and house forth on the ground in Guidance? 12/15 Christmas Concert While it easily could have been because of the election results, the main 12/16 Santa Shop cause of this suffering is the college 12/20 Christmas Concert application process, a series of excruAssembly ciating and exhausting steps that serve 12/22 Modified TAG Day as a reminder to seniors in high school 12/23—1/2 Christmas of how imperfect they are. If you want Break to apply to college, the first step in the process in most cases is filling out the 1/13 Quarter 2 Ends extensive Common Application by de1/16 No School tailing the middle names, occupations, 1/17 Midterms Begin favorite foods, and weird sleeping patterns of all of your descendants, sib12/9 11:15 Dismissal lings, and yourself. If you haven't drowned by this point, you must decide WHICH SCHOOLS TO APPLY TO, which only requires that you know EXACTLY WHAT YOU WANT TO DO WITH YOUR LIFE and, oh yeah, WHO YOU ARE. Still there? Great, because now you get to fill out school-specific applications! The colleges just want to make sure your great aunt’s middle name really is Shirley and that she is in fact nocturnal, unless someone is making spaghetti squash because that’s her favorite. If you have the mental toughness to progress past this point, you may have school specific supplements to (Cont’d on pg. 11) Around Feehan Chris Herren Comes to Feehan By Sarah Wiik ‘17 The silence of the auditorium was eerie. A pin could drop and the sound would create an echoing vibration over all 1,100 students in green. An ordinary man, with a talent for basketball, stood in front of the crowd entrancing every single person with his words. The only eyes that left him were the ones who could not stand the eye contact as tears rolled down their cheeks. Chris Herren told the Feehan community on November 18th not of his struggles with heroin addiction, but of his present and who he has met through his current career of public speaking to young adults. He told of a young girl with old clothes hiding the cuts on her arms caused by a drunken father, a depressed mother, and the pain of bullies at school. His stories sank into the hearts of the audience, for the purpose of warning them about the harm their actions and words can cause to someone’s future. He warned the students that believe they are the cool ones based on what they do on the weekends to rethink themselves and think about their “Why?” for the actions they chose. He targeted the older siblings in the crowd, telling them how much their younger brothers and sisters look up to them. Infusing the story of a 7th grade boy who accidentally overdosed because his older sister who said Xbox would be cooler to play after taking some pills, Herron was able to create (Cont’d on pg. 11) A Thanksgiving for Others By Patrick Fuller ‘17 November 23rd was a half day deemed unnecessary by the majority of the student body. This perspective was quickly changed by the involvement of every student in the Thanksgiving Mass. The unceasing generosity of Feehan’s motivated students manifested itself in overflowing baskets of food destined to make a needy family’s celebration beautiful. The creativity of our school’s homerooms shined bright in whimsical decorations, especially in Mr. Tota’s homeroom winning “most creative,” with its rendition of the house from Up and Mrs. Luongo’s homeroom winning “best Thanksgiving themed,” for its festive design. On behalf of the entire Bishop Feehan community, I would like to extend my utmost thanks to all the homerooms, volunteers, and National Honor Society members for allowing the tradition of Thanksgiving baskets to continue so effectively. Around Feehan PSATS: Did You Have What It Took to Succeed? By Mary Rose Corkery ‘18 How did you do on the PSAT? Well enough to be a National Merit Scholar? Maybe, but myriad students across the country are considering something else over their impending college plans: am I talented enough for Don Juan Ribero? With this question arising at the start of the critical reading section of the test, students were forced to overcome not only this existential distraction, but also the fact that calculators were specifically not permitted. The test continued by highlighting the urgency of boiling bagels in kettles and by alerting everyone to the stickman's eternal presence in the sky. As for the math sections, the general consensus [18] was that an exceptionally fast reading speed calculated for Abigail would have been useful for all. No number of <DAB’s could help wearied students through the dreaded problems where calculators were banned. Even with this emotional rollercoaster of a test, everyone managed to exit the building and move on with their lives… at least until hundreds of thousands reached for their phones to make #PSAT one of the most popular hashtags of the day. Despite having contracts of dependability [19] from every test taker, The College (Cont’d on pg. 11) Feehan Fleece Takes the Fashion World By Storm Kelly Garrity ‘17 Every year, the sea of blue and white shirts in the Bishop Feehan halls changes to a murky, algaeclogged lake of green as students don sweaters and sweater vests for the cold winter months. Beginning October 1st and ending May 1st, the sweater brings a festive, ever-green touch to the season. All the best memories at Feehan are made during sweater season: Santa Shop, Feehan's Got Talent, midterms. However, recent cries of, “Brr,” and general shivering throughout the student body have led to a new development in bfhs.dfrcs uniform outerwear. wear over their sweaters during the darkest days of winter. The fleece will cure the annual sweatshirt epidemic (Unfortunately, well-constructed rhetorical arguments such as, "I'm cold," will probably no longer fly for regular sweatshirt-wearers). Featuring a quarter-zip, a collar, and two zip-up pockets, this fleece has everything including a quarter-zip feature, a collar, and two pockets. It's also super soft-looking, which hopefully translates into being super soft-feeling. Rumor has that if the fleece is successful it will be followed by its cousin, This winter, the sweater is getting a new best the fleece-vest. According to our sources, it'll pair friend: the fleece. Starting in a few weeks, students perfectly with the short sleeves. will have the option of purchasing a green fleece to Election 2016 Donald Trump Wins Presidential Election By Brendan Donoghue ‘18 Election Day is America at its finest. No matter the problems and disagreements people have about government, every four years, the citizens of the United States speak and the government listens. On Tuesday, November 8th, Donald J. Trump was elected the 45th President of the United States. After a long and controversial campaign from both sides, Trump defeated Democratic candidate Hillary Clinton by a margin of 290 electoral votes to 232 electoral votes (with Michigan yet to be called) in what was has been referred to as the greatest upset in the history of the election for President of the United States. What Trump was able to do was truly amazing. Not only did he win every Republican state that he needed to, but he also won the historically Democratic states of Wisconsin and Pennsylvania, along with a win in key states such as Ohio, North Carolina, and Florida. Many people have been trying to figure out how Trump pulled off a victory, but the reason is quite simple. People who refused to answer polls on who they would vote for prior to the election ended up voting for Trump by a landslide. Also, Trump was able to tap into frustration from working class voters. This does not mean that everyone who voted for Trump likes him, but they were able to look past the flawed messenger that Trump is due to their strong belief in his message. In the end, voters did something for Trump that they could not do for Clinton—they put their trust in him. Trump is an outsider, and the political elites despised him for that, but the American people viewed that as his best quality. Did Trump win by a massive landslide? No. Are the divides of this country healed? No. One thing is for certain, Donald J Trump is going to be the 45th President and the country needs to come together behind him. The American people have spoken, and they wanted change. Donald Trump is now the voice and figurehead of that change. Schoolwide Election Results The ‘Rock Report conducted a school-wide presidential election to see who would win. The poll was conducted from Friday, November 4th, to Tuesday, November 8th, and 627 Feehan students, faculty, and staff participated. Here are the results: Donald Trump and Mike Pence– 297 Votes, 47.4% Hillary Clinton and Tim Kaine– 209 Votes, 33.3% Write-Ins– 48 Write-Ins, 7.7% Gary Johnson and Bill Weld– 43 votes, 6.9% Evan McMullin and Mindy Finn– 18 votes, 2.9% In both the school and the nation, Donald Trump was the winner. Election 2016 Our Generation Voting: An Expose By Shane Sullivan ‘17 Young people age 18-24 make up a whopping 31% of the electorate in our United States. Since 1971, 18 year olds have had the luxury and ability to vote in our country’s various elections. With such a massive portion of our country being made up of the young generation, one would think our age group would be able to dictate and swing elections. However, reality reveals that the sad truth is the exact opposite. Some years, our generation only churns out as low as 38% of its registered voters to fill out a ballot. Furthermore, seeing as only 50% of 18-24 year olds are registered, that means a miserable 19% of our generation input their opinion into our country’s political system. Why is this? A variety of causes dissuade younger voters from actually voting (too busy, not interested, vote doesn't matter, unhappy with politicians, etc), and as a result, our generation is unable to wield the massive political influence we possess. With the constant presence of this past election in culture, the news, and conversations, I decided to investigate our senior’s feelings towards their right to vote. Polling seniors and juniors, the results I found were quite surprising. Out of the 50 polled students, only one admitted to not being interested in voting; which was due to the apparent lack of impact. As for the remaining 49 students, they all insisted they would vote. While it was for a variety of reasons ranging from voting being a civic duty to the simple fact that their mom made them, the positive response is very encouraging. Even in a dominantly democratic state, our school predicted the election of Donald Trump in our school-wide election. While this political fervor may not carry into the real world, all of these signs point towards our student body being politically engaged and informed. If our students influence their friends outside of Feehan and continue to inform themselves about political races, our generation may finally begin to affect elections that it is equipped to. Shamrocks Smash Spartans during Thanksgiving Throwdown By Sean Gray ‘17 On Thursday, November 24th, the Bishop Feehan Shamrocks took on the Bishop Stang Spartans in both teams’ final game of the season. The first score in this Thanksgiving throwdown would go to Bishop Stang, as their quarterback would run in for a touchdown, making the score 6-0. Soon afterwards, sophomore quarterback Tim D’Ambrosia would retaliate with a rushing touchdown of his own, and after an extra point from sophomore kicker Billy Lynch, the Shamrocks would take a 7-6 lead. Senior captain CJ Herson would score the next touchdown, making the score 14-6. Stang, however, would close the deficit before the half, with the quarterback running in another score with two seconds left. Feehan went into the locker room with (Cont’d on pg. 8) Around Feehan Drama Fills the Feehan Stage By Brian Rea ‘17 On November 18, 19, and 20, the members of the Bishop Feehan Theatre Company presented Where the Lilies Bloom by Celeste Raspanti. The dramatic comedy takes place in rural North Carolina, where the Luther children- Mary Call (Michaela Martin ‘17), Romey (Zach Castro ‘20), Devola (Rachel Irwin ‘19), and Ima Dean (Hannah Kline ‘20)- are left orphans after the death of their father. Instead of going to authorities and thus tearing the children apart, Mary Call takes on the role of the parent, and together the children hide the death of their father from the adults in town- their landlord and Devola’s admirer, Kiser Pease (Brian Crowley ‘18), general store owners Mr. Connell (Brian Rea ‘17) and Mrs. Connell (Lainey Giusti ‘19), Goldie Pease (Beth Keough ‘19), and Miss Breathitt (Linnea Carchedi ‘19). Through the dramatic twists and turns and occasional comedic jokes, the audience is inspired by the message of endurance. The cast and crew celebrated three fantastic shows. The show would not have been possible without the hard work of the stage managers, Adam Oliveras (‘17) PAWS: The Best Way to Start Your Friday By Zach Crowe ‘18 If you’re exhausted from all the struggles and hard work you've fought through all week, PAWS is the place for you. If you're stressed about a daunting test or maybe three quizzes you've got, PAWS is the place for you. If absolutely nothing’s wrong and and Sophie Drager (‘18). Also, the cast owes a tremendous thank you to the Set Crew advisers (Alan Follett, Sean McNair, and Kimberly Fowler) as well as the entire Set Crew. Lastly, the show would not have been possible without Director Mr. Harrison who continues to put on stellar productions and inspire his students. Cast Members not mentioned: Alma Graybeal…………………...Theresa Castro (‘17) Gaither Graybeal………………..Brett Violett (‘20) Lacey Ardwell…………………….Maria Perry (‘20) Chester Tucky…………………...Spencer Glasson (‘20) Preacher…………………………..David Alexander (‘20) Sammy Lee Crocker…………Stephen McNerney (‘17) Hannah Jo Wade………………Claire DeMillo (‘20) Extras: Margaret Ellis (‘18), Kayla Goncalves (‘20), Livia Serak (‘20), Matthew Goncalves and Olivia Erwin life is good, PAWS is still the place for you. PAWS stands for Praise Adoration and Worship through Song, which, contrary to popular freshmen belief, isn't a handful of students singing out of the Bible every Friday. PAWS is a large group of students getting together every Friday morning at 7:10 in the chapel to sing modern-day popular Christian songs. It’s the best way to start your Friday because you start it off with calming, soothing, well-played music with all your friends around. With over 60 clubs and 25 sport teams, its hard to try everything Feehan offers, which is why you aren't mandated to go every Friday, (Cont’d on pg. 11) World Events October 2016: Month of the Clown By Bryce Conner ‘17 I have always loved clowns. Something about the way they smile leaves my young, restless heart in a flustered mess. The way their round noses glisten in the scintillating sun has an almost therapeutic effect on my soul. Every time I see a clown I can literally, not figuratively, feel my skin becoming clearer, my hair becoming shinier, and my teeth becoming whiter. Now unfortunately for me, it isn’t always easy to see a clown. These mystical creatures only come around about once a year during the annual summer festival that I always attend. It is at this summer festival in which my clown craving is appeased. This year I stocked up on clown vibes because I knew I would need the vibes to hold me over during a long senior year. About a month into school, the unthinkable happened; I ran out of vibes. The pressures of senior year quickly depleted my vibe supply and left me in a state of vibe-less defeat. This vibe-less state resulted in my grades slipping. the beginning of October, clowns began popping up everywhere. I would look on my Twitter timeline and every other post would be about my coveted clowns. To my surprise, the vast majority of the tweets were actually negative towards the clowns! It was almost like everybody had clownphobia or something of that nature. People were complaining that the clowns were “walking around with knives” and “chasing after them.” People were also claiming that these clowns were “creepy” and “the boyfriends of many females.” I do not entirely understand the latter of those two remarks. Although this uprising of clown media restored my clown vibes to full capacity, the uprising lead me to realize something— some people are afraid of clowns. I know that is an odd sentence to read but you read my article correctly; some people are ACTUALLY fearful of these majestic, white-faced creatures. I do not understand how this is possible. Clowns are always standing around in public places just mindAnyway, this problem didn’t last for long. Towards ing their own business. (Cont’d on pg. 11) Tom Brady (from pg. 1) back helm at 200. He will beat that record and have yet another tally in the G.O.A.T. column. Some other accomplishments that garner the G.O.A.T. medal is his four Super Bowl rings, his marriage to Gisele Bundchen, his amazing social media presence in our digital world, the list goes on. My list of priorities in my life is family, friends, God, and Tom Brady. He has brought me the greatest joy in my life than any other human being because of his per- formance as a New England Patriot. I would willingly walk barefoot on glass, make an awkward and cringe promposal in front of the whole school, run cross-country, just to catch a pass from Tom Brady. Some people may think I am going overboard here, and they are probably right. Just like any kid would explain their love for a childhood hero, I am doing the same. Tom Brady is G.O.A.T. and that's why I decided to express my fanaticism of Tom Brady to all readers of The ‘Rock Report and potential ridicule from my peers. Simply put, I love Tom Brady. Sports Chicago Cubs Break the Curse By Chloe Burke ‘20 The Chicago Cubs finally ended the curse in the tenth inning of game seven in the 2016 World Series. From 1876 to 1945, the Cubs were one of the most successful baseball teams in the country with 51 winning seasons, including two World Series victories and six Championship titles. All their success came to a standstill since game four of the 1945 World Series. The Chicago Cubs were facing the Detroit Tigers. The Cubs were leading 2-1 and hoped to win another game. A man named William Sianis who owned the local Billy Goat Tavern came to the Cubs game hoping to bring in his pet goat, Murphy. At the entrance gate, the ushers stopped Sianis and told him to leave his goat outside. He refused and said “The Cubs ain’t gonna win no more. The Cubs will never win a World Series so long as Thanksgiving Game (from pg. 5) the lead, and they would not let it go for the duration of the game. In regards to strategy, Herson explained that it was simple. “The gameplan was to be sound on defense and have a complete game on offense. Pretty much anything we ran worked well”, he added. These ideas were executed flawlessly in the second half, with a strong rushing attack and a great defensive effort. the goat is not allowed in Wrigley Field.” These words said by William “Billy Goat” Sianis cursed the Cubs for years to come. The Chicago Cubs lost game four of the 1945 World Series. Future World Series appearances became a dream for the Cubs. After their last World Series victory in 1908, it was long 108 years later that the Chicago Cubs appeared in the 2016 World Series against the Cleveland Indians. The two teams each had three wins hoping for a win in game seven to declare the title. In the final game on November 2nd, 2016, the Chicago Cubs defeated the Cleveland Indians 8-7 and became the World Series champions. After a long and hopeless 108 years, the Chicago Cubs overcame the Billy Goat Curse. Jolin would finish the game with 133 yards on 3 carries, averaging 44 yards a carry. Senior captain Terry Ward would seal the deal, with two more carries for 90 yards and a score. The defense did its job in the second half as well, not surrendering a single point. On Stang’s offensive final drive, all eleven defensive players were seniors. Herson noted that “that was an emotional moment and something that I’ll never forget.” With a final score of 34-12, the Shamrocks would finish 7-4 on the season, their best record since the 2012 championship team. Jolin commented that it was “a great season, and [the game] was a great Senior Devin “David Johnson” Jolin would score win for the Seniors.” While the season may be over, next for the Shamrocks, running 79 yards and ex- the team has a lot to be proud of. tending the lead to 21-12, and three minutes later, he would run for 50 more yards and 6 more points. Dear Lucky Dear Lucky is Bishop Feehan’s very own advice column. If you have questions about life, love, or anything else, send Lucky an email at [email protected]! Dear Lucky, The holidays are coming up and I am hosting an Ugly Christmas Sweater party. For the party I need a great playlist of Christmas songs. What are your favorite Christmas songs I can play at the party? From, Need-some-good-music Ned Hello, Ned! Below is a list of the absolute best Christmas songs to play at your party. These songs are great for playing at a party or singing to in the car on the way to school. All I Want for Christmas is You (Superfestive)- Mariah Carey and Justin Bieber Underneath the Tree- Kelly Clarkson Santa Claus is Coming to Town- Bruce Springsteen and the E-Street Band Last Christmas- Wham! Christmas (Baby, Please Come Home)- U2 Baby, It's Cold Outside- Idina Menzel and Michael Buble 12 Days of Christmas- Straight No Chaser It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year- Andy Williams Up on the Rooftop- Jackson 5 Merry Christmas! Lucky Crossword Puzzle Made by Charlie Yoder ‘17 Across Down 2– Showing lack of manners 3– Group of domesticated turkeys 1– Adjective for a good apple 4– Sound reverberating; retreat for Seniors 8– Helps medicine go down 11– Place to keep cars 12– To stupefy 13– Most recent 007 Film 14– Rumored to be made of cheese 16– It’s the Great _____, Charlie Brown! 17– To tell on someone 20– Cavity inducing board game 21– Mode of travelling for Pilgrims 5– Month of Thanksgiving in Canada 6– Native American friend to Pilgrims 7– Mowgli’s sidekick 9– Do this to avoid wrinkled clothes 10– Cage’s Demise in the Wicker Man 12– He makes a list, checks it twice 14– Favorite insect of Buffalo Bill 15– “Water Fountain” Outside NE 18– President who made Thanksgiving a Holiday 19– The GOAT 22– Government agency concerned with consumables Continued Articles fill out. This may range from “Why are you even doing this” to “Tell us about Spiders,” and if you're lucky, you may only need to do that for seven schools. BUT WAIT! THERE’S MORE! After you’ve detailed every dream you've ever had and your favorite pizza toppings, you need to prove that Great-Aunt-MiddleName-Shirley can not, in fact, contribute to your college education with her glue factory salary, if you choose to fill out the FAFSA. Congratulations! College (from pg. 1) PSATS (from pg. 3) Board seemingly took no immense issue with this. In short, it was a successful PSAT that hopefully reflected in score the hard work Sometimes they even have a knife just in performed every day at Clowns (from pg. 7) case anybody has a cake that needs cut- Feehan. ting! Is that not the cutest thing! Clowns even go as far as to follow people 18. A– NO CHANGE around in order to make sure the person is safe! How can one say that B– aspiration clowns are “scary” or in any way “stalker-ish?” This clown-mania has made me realize what I have pretended not to know my whole life; regular C– consensus human beings are the real clowns. At least clowns make jokes for a living D– Compromise while all of you make jokes of yourselves for free. All of you will buy food 19. A– NO CHANGE from the cafeteria, but you can’t love a clown? How does that make sense? I’ll leave you with one final thought: “Clown” spelled backwards is “nwolC” B– de pendability and that makes no sense just like hating clowns makes no sense. Please do C– confidentiality the world a favor and love a clown today. D– Complete domination Chris Herren ( from pg. 2) an intensely personal speech to every person in the audience. He did not chose a condescending tone or parental tone to his listeners, but instead one of sympathy and a plea to those to rethink their actions, to be the kid who doesn’t need anything to be him or herself. As the students filed out the auditorium, phrases such as “I am speechless” or “That hit home” could be heard from every single mouth. Crossword Answers (from pg. 10) Across 1. CRISP 4. ECHO 8. SUGAR 11. GARAGE 12. STUN 13. SPECTRE 14. MOON 16. PUMPKIN 17. TATTLE 20. CANDYLAND 21. MAYFLOWER Down 2. RUDE 3. GANG 5. OCTOBER 6. SQUANTO 7. BALOO 8. SNAKES 9. IRON 10. BEES 12. SANTA 14. MOTH 15. BUBBLER 18. LINCOLN 19. BRADY PAWS (from pg. 6) you can come and be welcomed with a smile whenever you want. You aren't even mandated to sing along (though no one ever cares how well or poor you are at it), all you really need to do is give it a try and make your Fridays the best they can possibly be. The Back Page Student Spotlight: Naman Madan By Mary Rose Corkery ’18 and Grace Chiodo ‘18 The ‘ROCK RepORT STaff Bishop Feehan High School Contributing Writers (in Order of Appearance): Cole Firth ‘17, Juliana Desimone ‘17, Sarah Wiik ‘17, Patrick Fuller ‘17, Mary Rose Corkery ‘18, Kelly Garrity ‘17, Brendan Donoghue ‘18, Shane Sullivan ‘17, Sean Gray ‘17, Brian Rea ‘17, Zach Crowe ‘18, Bryce Conner ‘17, Chloe Burke ‘20, Tyler McNeil ‘17, Charlie Yoder ‘17, Grace Chiodo ‘18 Faculty Advisor: Ms. Gazzola Editor in Chief: Sean Gray ‘17 Assistant Editor: Brian Rea ‘17 Join the ‘Rock Report! Thursday mornings at 7:15 in Room 219. Naman Madan is a member of the class of 2018 who mility. Not once has Naman been heard bragging of deserves immense recognition. Naman excels every his array of successes; this in itself is what truly day from the moment he enters Feehan at the crack makes Naman worthy of recognition. While it is of dawn to the moment he leaves campus. In fact, it easy for a student in high level classes to succumb to is reasonable to say that he excels in anything he bouts of stress on a daily basis, Naman does not sets his mind to. On a typical day, Naman can be cave in to this pressure. Instead, he brightens the found casually perusing the library, practicing fer- days of his peers with a positive and level headed vidly at the tennis courts, laying down the law at attitude. He explains that “life at times seems as if it mock trial, or breezing through advanced problems is full of adversity, but every day we are reminded at math team. that there is a light at the end of the tunnel.” Such an Undoubtedly, his peers recognize him as a stellar optimistic and personable student not only makes student, but it is paramount to highlight Naman’s Naman a powerhouse partner in a class project but integrity, down-to-earth mindset, and genuine hu- also an inspiring and extraordinary friend to all.
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