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INTRODUCTION BY Arnold Gingrich
PART I.
SWEET FACES AND FOUL MINDS
WASHING THE HANDS
LATINS ARE LOUSY LOVERS
• GEORGE JEAN NATHAN
• AIKEN A. DEHAN
• ANONYMOUS
THE WENCH IS NOT AMUSED
ESSAY ON JIGGLING
A REPORT ON MAN'S BEST FRIEND
CHRIST IN CONCRETE
THEY ORDER IT BETTER IN FRANCE
NO MORE TROUBLE FOR JEDWICK
THE BEAUT FROM MONTANA
GOLD STAR MOTHER
A GOOD JOB GONE
WHY I AM FAITHFUL TO MY WIFE
• ANONYMOUS
• GEORGE A. MCNAMARA
• LAWRENCE MARTIN
• PIETRO DI DONATO
• ANONYMOUS
• LOUIS PAUL
• FRANK SCULLY
• PHILIP STEVENSON
• LANGSTON HUGHES
• THAMES WILLIAMSON
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• JOHN JAY DALY
• HERB GRAFFIS
• DOUGLASS WELCH
• W. B. LYTTON
• FRED S. TOBEY
• NEWMAN LEVY
• /. C. FURNAS
• ALAN MACDONALD
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(HELEN BROWN NORDEN)
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PART II.
IN THE DOG HOUSE
A BREAST OF THE TIMES
AFTER BABY COMES
I MIX THE DRINKS
CAFETERIA COMPLEX
THE MARTYR
DON'T LAUGH NOW
YOU CAN'T SLEEP WITH WOMEN
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YONDER'S HENRY
I SAY IT'S FALSE!
LITTLE AUGIE AND THE DAVIS CUP
KEEPING COOL AT CONNEAUT
THE RESURRECTION OF SOLLY MOON
GREEK TRAGEDY
As FAR AS WE GOT
I DRINK AMERICAN
TAKE ALONG THE LITTLE PAL!
Thome Smith
Parke Ctmimings
Robert H. Buckner
Paul Gallico
Walter D. Edmonds
Ring Lardner
Parke Cttmmmgs
Donald Hough
Donald Hough
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PART III.
THE SNOWS OF KILIMANJARO
UNCLE FONSE LAUGHED
A DUEL BY CANDLELIGHT
THE TALL COORTER
BUT FOR THIS ... .
A SHOT IN THE FOREST
THE NIGHT BEFORE CHANCELLORSVILLE
A PLACE TO LAY ONE'S HEAD
THE KID ACROSS THE RIVER
STRIKE-PAY
GERONIMO DE AGUILAR
LET ME PROMISE YOU
THE LONESOME VIGILANTE
You, THE PHANTOM
SNOWFALL IN CHILDHOOD
THE SEVEN MEN OF ROUEN
BLACK TOBIAS AND THE EMPIRE
THE FIVE-PENGO GIRL
NEVER COME MONDAY
THE GIRL FROM THE RIVER BARGE •
THE WHOLE WORLD IS OUTSIDE
AUGUST AFTERNOON
THE EARS OF JOHNNY BEAR
Ernest Hemingway
Jesse Stuart
Andreas Latzko
Sean O'Faolain
Lajos Zilahy
Felix Salten
F. Scott Fitzgerald
Waldo Frank
William McFee
D. H. Lawrence
Jacob Wassermann
Morley Callaghm
John Steinbeck
Theodore Dreiser
Ben Hecht
George Slocombe
Heinz Werner
Sandor Hwnyady
Eric Knight
Walter Schoenstedt
Manuel Komroff
Erskine Caldwell
John Steinbeck
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• Ernest Hemingway
ON THE BLUE WATER
473
• Havelock Ellis
THE EUTHANASIAN GARDEN
481
ATTORNEY FOR THE DEFENSE
• Clarence Darrow
485
THE ART OF UNDERSTANDING WOMEN • W. Beran Wolfe, M.D. 496
QUEEN IN THE PARLOUR CAR
• Joseph E. McDougaU
506
ARE WRESTLERS PEOPLE?
• Westbreok Pegler
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HIDE YOUR EYES
• Edward Achesen
518
A SHIPMENT OF MUTE FATE
• Martin Storm
524
AN IDEA FOR A STORY
• Andre Mattrois
53<*
THE HERO HAD A FATHER
• Richard L. Nettberger 541
• Edward Acheson
THE OLD SCHOOL TIE
553
SO SMELLS DEFEAT
• George Antheil
564
THREE DEAD GEESE
• Vincent Sheean
574
TOKEN OF ESTEEM
• Harlan Ware
579
PIM AND POOH
• Ferdinand Czemm
59'
THE MONUMENT
• Irwin Shaw
604
DEUTSCHLAND XJBER ALLBS
• /. L. Campbell
611
THE BRONZE BAFFLER
• Hart Stilwell
620
A SNAKE OF ONE'S OWN
• John Steinbeck
629
AN ADVENTURER RETIRES
• Hilaire du Berrier
6?9
THE SCENT OF FEAR
• Jack Melville
650
THREE SKELETON KEY
• George G. Tettd&te&e 660
THE VILLAGES ARE THE HEART OF
SPAIN
• John Dos Passos
671
LEININGEN VERSUS THE ANTS
• Carl Stephenson
68*