11715 - Shakespearean Insult Gum
Insults
False of heart, light of ear, bloody of hand, hog in
sloth, fox in stealth, wolf in greediness, dog in
madness, lion in prey (King Lear)
Drunkenness is your best virtue, for thou will be
swine drunk, and in thine sleep you do little harm,
save to thine bedclothes about you
(All's well that ends well)
How foul and loathsome is thine image
(The Taming of the Shrew)
Thou sweats to death and lards the lean earth as
you walk along (Henry IV Part 1)
Foul spoken coward, that thund'rest with thy
tongue, and with thy weapon nothing dares perform
(Titus Andronicus)
Thy wit's as thick as a Tewkesbury mustard
(Henry IV Part 2)
Thou art a disease that must be cut away
(Coriolanus)
Hang, beg, starve, die in the streets
(Romeo and Juliet)
Have you no modesty, no maiden shame, no
touch of bashfulness (A Midsummer Night's
Dream)
A plague on both your houses
(Romeo and Juliet)
Thy breath stinks with eating toasted cheese
(Henry VI Part 2)
Base dunghill villain and mechanical,
I'll have thy head (Henry VI Part 2)
Damn you, lewd minx
(Othello)
Go thou and fill another room in hell
(Pericles, Prince of Tyre)
Dissembling harlot, thou are false in all
(Comedy of Errors)
Bless me, what a fry of fornication is at the door
(King Henry VIII)
Thou art likest to a hogs head
(Love's Labour Lost)
Despised substance of divinest show
(Romeo and Juliet)
Thou art deep, hollow, treacherous, and full of guile
(Richard III)
Base slave, thy words are blunt, and so art thou
(Henry VI Part 2)
Do thou amend thy face, and I'll amend my life
(Henry IV Part 1)
From the extremest upward of thy head to the descent
and dust beneath thy foot, a most toad spotted traitor
(King Lear)
Beg that thou may have leave to hang thyself
(The Merchant of Venice)
Thou art deformed, crooked, old and sere, ill faced,
worse bodied, shapeless everywhere, vicious, ungentle,
foolish, blunt, unkind, stigmatical in making, worse
in mind (Comedy of Errors)
Thou hath eaten me out of house and home, thou
hath put all my substance into thy fat belly
(Henry IV Part 2)
Thou has not so much brain as ear wax
(Troilus and Cressida)
Hang yourself, you muddy conger
(Henry IV Part 2)
How foul and loathsome is thine image
(The Taming of the Shrew)