Monologues for Men Europe Michael Gow DOUGLAS: What a great place. This area’s like something out of Thomas Mann or Kafka. God it’s exciting being in Europe. So alive, isn’t it? So… pulsating. I’ve had a great morning. I saw your Roman mosaic. Went on a tour of that poet’s house. Had a look at the inn where whatsisname wrote his opera. And I went to this great exhibition at the big gallery. There’s some amazing things in there. Stuff I knew quite well. And that altar they’ve got! But there was this performance art thing. Incredible! There was this big pool full of fish, carp, I don’t know, and this guy, nothing on, you were right, with all these crucifixes and beads in his hair, wading through the water, dragging this little raft behind him; he had the rope in his teeth. On the raft was this pile of animal innards with candles sticking out of it. Then these other people dressed as astronauts and red Indians ran round and round the pond screaming and then they lit this fire and threw copies of the Mona Lisa into it. And then, I don’t know how they did it but the water turned bright red. Just incredible. You must see it. It’s great being here. Everything’s so exciting. I’ve been keeping everything I get. Every little item, every bus ticket, gallery ticket, the train tickets. Every postcard. Every coaster from every bar, every café. \\ADFSTutors\Home\YekaniansS\WindowsSettings\Desktop\NASDA\Auditions and Applications\2017\2017 Audition Monologues for Men.doc Monologues for Men Cosi Louis Nowra DOUG: It was the fault of the psychiatrist. I’d been seeing him because on my pyromania – that’s a person who likes lighting fires – but you probably know that being university educated – but you know the problem with pyromania? It’s the only crime where you have to be at the scene of it to make it a perfect crime, to give yourself full satisfaction. ‘Course, that means the chances of you getting caught are greater, especially if you’re standing in front of the fire, face full of ecstasy and with a gigantic hard on. So, the cops got me and I’m sent to a shrink. He tells me that I’ve got an unresolved problem with my mother. I think, hello, he’s not going to tell me to do something Oedipal, like fuck her or something … but that wasn’t the problem. My ego had taken a severe battering from her. He said I had better resolve it, stop her treating me like I was still a child. It made some sort of cosmic sense. I had to stand up to her. So I thought about it and realised I had to treat it like a boxing match, get the first punch in, so to speak, to give me the upper hand in our relationship. She had five cats. One night I rounded them up, put them in a cage, doused them with petrol and put a match to them. Then I opened the cage door and let them loose. Well, boy, oh, boy, what a racket! They were running around the backyard burning and howling – there’s no such thing as grace under pressure for a burning cat, let me tell you. I hid in the shrubs when mum came outside to see what was happening. Totally freaked out, she did. Five of them, running around the backyard like mobile bonfires. I figured I’d wait a couple of hours til the cats were dead and mum was feeling a bit sorry for herself and I’d knock on the front door and say to her ‘Hi, mum, I’ve come to talk about our unresolved conflicts’, but oh, no, one of those cats ran into the house. In a couple of minutes the whole bloody house was alight and within half an hour there was no bloody front door to knock on. [A beat.] If it wasn’t for that damn cat, I wouldn’t be in here. \\ADFSTutors\Home\YekaniansS\WindowsSettings\Desktop\NASDA\Auditions and Applications\2017\2017 Audition Monologues for Men.doc Monologues for Men MYTH, PROPAGANDA AND DISASTER IN NAZI GERMANY AND CONTEMPORARY AMERICA (adapted) Stephan Sewell MAX: Look, mate, I don’t know what’s happening – I just arrived, right? And, all right, I know the Americans go on with all this flag-waving, patriotic bullshit and think the rest of the world hates them, but fuck, Talbot, they’re right: the rest of the world does hate ‘em – I hate ‘em, and I want to live here! It’s envy, isn’t it? Everyone looks at what they’ve got and wants it…They just want the stuff, that’s right, isn’t it? And figure the reason they can’t get the stuff, is because the Americans are stopping them. That’s where we’re at now, and now some prick’s actually done something about it, and killed three thousand people, and the Americans are fucking mad as hell, because they know every single one of them is on that plane hurtling towards the Twin Towers and they don’t like it and they’re not going to stand for it, and they’re going to get the pricks that’re threatening them. Well, all power to George W – I don’t want the fucking pricks to win, either. There were Aussies killed up there, mate, there were English, there were Scots, there were fucking Moslems, for fuck’s sake! There was fucking everybody: everyone’s hopes were up there in those two towers….It’s a war, Talbot – It is a war. It’s a war against terror and it’s a war against ignorance, and it’s a war against prejudice and pure dumb-arsed fuckwittedness, and we’ve got to win that war, otherwise we’re fucked. \\ADFSTutors\Home\YekaniansS\WindowsSettings\Desktop\NASDA\Auditions and Applications\2017\2017 Audition Monologues for Men.doc Monologues for Men WAIORA: TE-U-KAI-PO (THE HOMELAND) Hone Kouka BOYBOY (MAORI): Come on then! Hit me! You bastard! Come on! Come on! I'm not gonna take off like Mahurangi. I'll fight ya. Go on! Go on, do it! Are you gonna hit me? Go on! The only time you touch me is when you hit me. (beat) All I ever wanted to do was please you, but you wouldn't let me, would you? I have your name, youse are the only Mum and Dad I know. I don't know no one else. (beat) She's right, I got suspended from school. I didn't get into a fight or nothing. It happened 'cause I fell asleep. All those days I got up early to help you deliver wood, Dad. I got so tired ya see, so tired. I fell asleep in class,that's all. One of the teachers grabbed me and dragged me out. 'You rude boy, how dare you!' He tookme to his office and he caned me, I don't know how many times. After a few, he'd stand me up, have a look see if I was crying. I didn't Dad, I wasn't gonna cry. He kept hitting me, then after a while he stopped, knew I wasn't gonna cry. He made me stand up, 'I'll teach you' he said, and left the room. I felt sick, put my hand down to touch my leg. I couldn't feel nothing. Brought my hand back up, there was blood. He came back in the room with the headmaster. He said go to his office, that I was suspended. He said that striking a teacher was serious and I could've ended up in jail. But I wasn't weak Dad, I stood up to them. No, I'm not weak. \\ADFSTutors\Home\YekaniansS\WindowsSettings\Desktop\NASDA\Auditions and Applications\2017\2017 Audition Monologues for Men.doc Monologues for Men BlackRock Nick Enright JAROD: I was here. Sitting up here. I saw the way it all began. You said you wanted to know. I tried to sleaze onto Tracy. Toby dragged me off her and I went off, had a swim, then sat up here, having a smoke, having a think, a think and a smoke, and starting to feel okay. Back at the club-house Gary’s band was bashing some poor bloody song to death, but out here it was quiet, totally still… and then I saw. Down below me, between me and the ocean. Davo and Wayne pissing themselves. Scott Abbot dragging someone by the arm. ‘Come on, Tracy. Come on.’ She was sort of halfgiggling. He pulled her down on the ground. Then she wasn’t giggling no more, she was like some animal in pain. Like he’s got a hand clamped over her mouth… Wayne and Davo start barracking. Cheering him on. Fighting about who’s going to be first with the sloppy seconds. I let it all happen. [Silence.] They headed back to the party. She went stumbling off down that way, towards the rock. And I turned and ran the other way. I could have gone down there. 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And I climbed up on the altar and threw the taiaha at that face of lies! And the glass roared and the face disappeared for ever! Dark, all dark. I had put out the Light of the World! And I shouted with joy, yes with joy, Ma. Ma. You’re too big. The world can’t hold you. It’s too small out there. You tried to make me as big as you. I tried, Ma. But me: I’m not big. I’m just a Maori boy who wants to live in his own way, easy, quiet. I had to show you that, Ma. Look at me, Ma. Look at me! \\ADFSTutors\Home\YekaniansS\WindowsSettings\Desktop\NASDA\Auditions and Applications\2017\2017 Audition Monologues for Men.doc Monologues for Men KING LEAR ACT I, SCENE II EDMUND Thou, Nature, art my goddess; to thy law My services are bound. Wherefore should I Stand in the plague of custom, and permit The curiosity of nations to deprive me, For that I am some twelve or fourteen moonshines Lag of a brother? Why bastard? Wherefore base? When my dimensions are as well compact, My mind as generous, and my shape as true, As honest madam's issue? Why brand they us With base? With baseness? Bastardy? Base, base? Who, in the lusty stealth of Nature, take More composition and fierce quality Than doth, within a dull, stale, tired bed, Go to th' creating a whole tribe of fops, Got 'tween a sleep and wake? Well then, Legitimate Edgar, I must have your land: Our father's love is to the bastard Edmund As to th' legitimate. Fine word "legitimate"! Well, my legitimate, if this letter speed, And my invention thrive, Edmund the base Shall top th' legitimate -: I grow, I prosper; Now, gods, stand up for bastards! \\ADFSTutors\Home\YekaniansS\WindowsSettings\Desktop\NASDA\Auditions and Applications\2017\2017 Audition Monologues for Men.doc Monologues for Men Romeo and Juliet ACT II, SCENE II ROMEO But soft! What light through yonder window breaks? It is the east, and Juliet is the sun! 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