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2013
Horoscopes
JANUARY- You will be tricked into
putting whipped cream on your face.
FEBRUARY- You will be shown a
movie that you didn't want to see at
first but then loved it then you didn't
want to admit it that you loved it
because you are stubborn.
MARCH- You will be greeted by a
weird person.
APRIL- You will see the teen show
tonight and you will love it.
MAY- You will eat a McDonalds
Happy-Meal and you will get a minion
for a toy. His name will be kevin.
JUNE- You will go swimming forty
times and you will win a
baseball/softball game when you are
still wet from the pool.
JULY- You will celebrate 4th of July
and set fireworks off in your pants.
AUGUST- The awesomest person in
the world will have their bday!!!!
SEPTEMBER- You will trick or treat
early and dirt will be thrown at you.
OCTOBER- You will not trick or treat
cause you already did.
NOVEMBER- THANKSGIVING WILL
BE FUN FOR YOU THIS YEAR!!
DECEMBER- This year will be a very
bad christmas for you.
- Capella DeWeewee
Top 10 Channels from
.
1. mabel dweh thompson
2. snipersean33
3. smosh
4. PewDiePie
5. JennaMarbles
6. RayWilliamJohnson
7. nigahiga
8. RihannaVEVO
9. Movies
10. YouTube
by Urias Youboty, Jr.
Bridgewater, Thursday, July 18, 2013
WORST GLITCHES TO HAVE IN
NHL 94 EVER!
Exactly what is says. Imagine this in
Overtime..... on a penalty shot.
6. Goal after whistle.
Imagine playing online, and your
opponent shoots the puck after a
penalty. Even though it wouldn’t count
in real life.
5. Cancel Penalty Shot.
Changing the goalie before your
opponents penalty shot cancels the
shot, even if it isn’t on purpose, such
as if you realized that John Blue has a
higher rating (63), than Andy Moog
(58).
4. Freezes.
A common glitch in any game is a
freeze. It always is at the worst time.
3. Goalie Breaks Apart.
Insult to injury. It is funny but an insult.
It only happens on the Sega CD
version though.
2. Goalie changes his Look.
The goalie turns into a skater. It stinks
when it happens.
1. WEIGHT BUG!
If a player weighs 250 pounds and
has a 99 checking rating, a player that
weighs 140 pounds and has a 6
checking rating will check harder. It’s
only on the Genesis version though.
By Sean Moriarty
How To By: Baconbits
Today kids, I’m going to
tell you how to be
like me. (If you ever
wanted to be a supreme
bacon lord) The first thing you should
do when
you wake up in the morning
is smother your face in bacon. This
gives your
skin a “healthy” glow and you will
smell
“wonderful” for the rest of the day.
Then eat a breakfast of entirely bacon
strips.
All day, eat nothing but bacon strips.
This will
“improve” your life and you will be a
bacon lord.
Newstand: 0¢
Guess The Teacher
1. This teacher is a guy.
2. His name begins with “M.”
3. He has dirty brown hair.
4. He teaches creative computers.
5. He does many computer related
workshop.
6. He oftens wears plaid short.
7. He has a beard.
- Sammy T. Figgerburger
Today’s word of the day is
PREPARATION. This word of the
day means that we are all running
around and hanging art like chickens
with our heads cut off in
PREPARATION for
Artsfest...Anyway the definition of
PREPARATION is: 1. a
proceeding, measure, or provision
by which one prepares for
something. 2. an act of preparing.
Example: We are pREPARING for
Artsfest this week.. Well, this has
been another WORD OF THE
DAY! ENJOY
- Madelyn C. Treymont
history
The bad things that bin happening are
endless! Yesterday a unicorn came
from unicorn island and ate a human
and it’s dog. Also last Friday some
guy married his son at his sons 5
birthday party. Last sunday a 8 year
old girl was swimming at a unknow
beach, and got taken out by a wave
when a mermaid took her under the
water and turned her into a mermaid.
We have found her but she asked if
she can stay in the water and keep her
life as a mermaid her mother said
“you may but you need to come back
any holiday!” There is more news on
the way. I’m Polly Holly with your
news reports!
-POLLY HOLLY
FUN FACTS
~Emus and kangaroos cannot walk
backwards
~Certain frogs can be frozen, thawed
and still survive
~Coca-cola was originally green
~Donald Duck’s middle name is
Fauntleroy
~A cow can go upstairs but not
downstairs
~The longest record for a chicken
flying is thirteen seconds
~A cockroach can live 9 days without
its head before it starves to death
~A hippo can run faster than a man
~Flies jump backwards when they
take off
~The fastest typist can type 211 words
in one minute
~On average, 100 people choke to
death on ballpoint pens
~Elephants can’t jump but every other
mammal can
~A quarter has 119 grooves on the
edge
~The first word spoken on the moon
was “Okay”
~The average person falls asleep in 7
minutes
~Swaggy Sally
towards you. “Give it, I saw it first, and you
know it!”
“Stop, aru! You’re going to hurt
it!” The man pulled the plush back
towards him.
You didn’t know it, but you had
attracted a crowd. Including the manager.
The manager stepped up to the
two of you. “I’m afraid I’m going to have to
ask you to leave,” he said, taking the Hello
Kitty plush away from the two of you.
You and the man (who had
introduced himself as Yao) sadly left the
store, very embarrassed because of the
excitement you had caused.
AD
Go See the Teen Show Tonight!
The teen show tonight is
“Once on this Island.” It is a family
friendly show. The show is at 7
o’clock right here in the BR
auditorium. The tickets are free and
we hope everyone can come!! The
teens have been working very hard,
and they would love it if you could
come! Once on this Island is a
musical, and the songs are
great!!!!!!!!!!
Today (Thursday)
It will hail no bullying signs on the
ground and they will nail themselves
into place on trees and building.
Tomorrow (Friday)
It will rain bullies so STAY INDOORS!
Most of them have orangish red
flaming hair so you die of burning.
Saturday
It will hail but it will only hurt the
bullies that I described for Friday!
Sunday
It will rain books on those who are
bullies and for good people it will be
slightly cloudy 85 degrees and 0% of
bad weather!
Monday
It will rain iphones for the good
people. Bullies get coal. I think you
know who is coming. (Hint- SANTA!)
Tuesday
Slightly cloudy and for bullies they get
struck by lightning and nice people get
a smiling sun!
Wednesday
Bullies will cry and nice people will
smile. This is because tear gas will
rain on bullies and for those who are
nice it is overpowering.
INNN
OUTTT
WORK
FUN
singingfantagian
other ppl
BAD APPLE
good apple
HOBOS!!!!!!!
Losers
Hobo parties
prom
New Miley Cyrus
Hannah
Montana
FANTAGE
OurWorld
Bunnies
Dogs
HEATHER
FLYNN!!!
other
heathers
Creepers
Jeffery the
pig
:D
D:<
Pon Pon Penny gives out an
AD
Creative Writing:
You stared ahead of you at the
cute Hello Kitty plush that was right in front
of you. It was the last one in the store, and
you wanted to buy it so bad.
You were just about to grab it off
of the shelf when someone snatched it off
the shelf.
“Hey!” You yelled, turning
around. You saw a man with long, dark
hair pulled into a ponytail. He was wearing
a grey shirt and black pants, and he was
hugging the Hello Kitty plush tightly
against his chest. You almost gave up and
let him keep it.
“I got it first, aru!” he said in a
thick Chinese accent.
“But I found it first!” You fought
back.
“You snooze, you lose, aru!”
“Give it! I found it first!”
“It’s mine, I grabbed it, aru,”
You grabbed the head of the
Hello Kitty plush and started pulling it
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A POEM ABOUT FOOT BALL
YUMYUM LETS EAT SOME PIG
ITS GOOD FOR THE SOUL
YES MA’AM
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-singingfantagian
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