THE SLOTH CLUB
GUIDE
By Ross McPherson
Sarcastic Sloth
Gibberish Sloth
These sloths are hard to understand, but its
This Sloth very randomly obeys the higher
still possible. They are quite
rank Sloth. You can never trust a sarcastic
violent with there enemies and take no
sloth. The say stuff that confuse you and
mercy. They are the most active type of
speak in an other kind of language. Here are
sloth. Here are some basic ways to
some translations.
understand.
Hello to a male:
Adjectives:
Hello Egnar
Adjectives always have a didily widily woo on
Hello to a female:
the end of them(eg: wow that was amainzilyHello Edna.
didily-woo)
Answers:
Adverbs and verbs.
Answer to hi, hello...
Wow, that greeting of yours blew my head Just take out the first letter and the end letter
and say it. If its a 2 word letter say Brr
off, its evolutionary.
instead and say beep if its one of those words
Answer to by (a person you hate):
like the. (eg: et' brr brr h bar, “brr.”
I hope to see you again, it would be by life
long dream Egnar/Edna
Nouns.
Answer to by (Person you like):
Lets say for example football put the letter
I hope to see you in a billion years my life
that is closest to Z at the end and
long friend. It would be so great my head will
turn that letter into a A, count to the 3rd letter
explode.
of your word and put it into the back. If you
only have 3 words keep and keep the at the
Yes:
beginning and still take out the letter you
Of course, it would be in a history book if I
brought out. The word would be:
said yes.
ofoaball
No:
Wow, sounds so great I don' to go.
Gangster Sloth.
Rapping sloths are bad at English and they
are very annoying. You can easily understand
them, these sloth's are the second laziest
sloths (Sarcastic Sloths are the laziest) Here
are the key words you will need to know.
Is not: ain't
Is: y ain’t
Hello to a female:
yo blad
Hello to a male:
yo blade
By to a male:
Laters dude.
By to a female.
See ya blad
No:
You kidding be
Yes:
hell ye.
How to become a
Sloth.
The sloth Region
All of these sloths aren't swarm enemy's
Becoming a sloth is free. Although to be a they're just different ranks. All the sloth's will
member is harder work. To become a
come on the website on Saturdays and have a
member you have to show proof you hang big chat. It will start on Saturdays when the
upside down on a log for 10 minutes (put a
website is done. Angus_McPherson is the
clock beside.)
sloth studier in there natural habitant. He
It costs 50p to get all the leaflets magazines
goes around with a club.
and stuff. Its 50p a month only. You can chose
your tribe
Sloths must sleep more than natural and well
trained sloths have to go to bed upside down.
● Sarcastic sloth: talk sarcastic for 2 It is hard, but if you hug a tree quite a lot it is
weeks (show proof) and get 5 people
quit comfy
annoyed and 10 people to laugh (also
after a while
show proof)
Sloths don't run fast or walk, they go slowly.
● Gibberish Sloth: This one is the
So join the sloth region, follow the rules:
hardest, Test your self if you can
1) Don't run
quickly understand gibberish and speak
2) Sleep more than often.
gibberish for 2 weeks (show proof)
3) Hang upside down if you can while you
● Rapping sloth: annoy some one very
sleep
badly. The key is to make some one cry
just by rapping and speak rap for 2
So, look forward to seeing you SLOTH.
weeks. (also show
proof)
If you are interested email me at
[email protected]