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"Your dinner Is ready."
'And I'm ready for dinner. A healthy,
happy person is ahvajs ready for his meals.
You won't try to got up. I suppose?"
'Not now "
'Well, you have only jourself to blmuu.
You may learn lu time, but I doubt It, I'd
like to llnd one woman with about two
ounce of horsu sense lu her head before I
die, hut I don't expect to do it. Well, it
can't be helped, I suppose. The Ixjril
made you that way, and It's no use to ar
guu "
Mr Bowser eats bis dinner, smokes his
c'.gnr and sinus mid whistles as if the
t
go through her ach
slightest
tug head like a bullet. It never occurs to
Mm to fun her, wet the bandage or ask If
she can't Dip a cup of tea. It does occur to
him, however, to say, about bedtime;
'I'm sorrj. of course, but then you must
have more sense. I'll go up to bed mid
you can come when you get ready If you
are going to kick around much, you'd bet
sleep in tho spare room."
Now and then the tables are turned
Mr Bowser comes home to lunch, drag
gtug his legs after him and looking pale
and scared.
'What's the matter!" asked Mrs How
ser, us soon as he steps into the house
"Got a sore throat and I feel feverish
11Shethink I'm going to be slckl"
doesn't call out that It's Just as she
expected and declare that no husband in
New York lias sense enough to look out
for his health She knows ho was out in
a draft in his shirt sleeves, but she doesn't
even mention It. On the contrary, sho ro
marks
"Try and eat a little something and then
He down, You'd belter gargle your throat
and then tie it up."
"Do you you think Its anything serious" he whispers, its he grows paler
"1 hope not, but it's best to be on the
safe side. You are subject to quinsy, you
know, mid spinal meningitis begins just
this way."
"1 believe I'm going to die," gasps Mr.
Bowser, and lie grows so weak that shu
has to take otT his coat and vest and get
him on the lounge. Everything about tho
house is ordered to go on tiptoe, and even
the cat Is put out and the clock stopped.
After his throat has been tied up, his shoes
taken off mid a quilt tlnown over him Mr
Bowser plaintively Inquires
"Don't you think you'd better send for a
doctor?"
"Not Just yet, dear I don't think it's
very serious."
"Mrs Bowser, I believe I'm already
struck with death!"
"Nousensul You've Just got a little in
(lamination of the tonsils."
"I've felt for some days as If a great calamity hung over this household Hadn't
we better have two doctors?"
"Just try and get to sleep, Mr. Bows
and I'll warrant you'll feel better
Slmller-Ml-
.
AHA., ITEB.
bridesmaids."
"You are my dearest friend, Sally, but
you are asking too much."
"Too much' Why?"
"1'vu Just hoconiu engaged to your
llnncu." Life.
Ilitby (lot
"Ahl how 1 suffer," he groans. "Y
may be a widow before the week is out.
hope you will always be kind to our chi
I have tried to bo a good
husband, and
nml"
Mrs. Bowser lays her baud on his fort-heatenderly, and the tears como'to his
eyes and he suddenly becomes a great big
booby. Shu has to hold his hand to get
him to sleep, and when he wakes up he
wants tea and toast and jelly and he is a
petulant as a sick baby until Dually put to
bed. He Is a new man when he awakes in
the morning, and when she asks after his
It.
It was with what they call a languid
grace that she took a seat in a Twenty-thirstreet enr yesterday, and theru was
some more languid grace about thu way
shu took up room enough for two and began eating chocolates out of a half
pound paper box. She had hair of gold,
mid two men who sat opposite seemed to
give It much attention
"Natural," whispered one.
"Bleached," replied thu other.
"I know It's natural."
"I know It's bleached."
The nearest person on her right wits a
working woman with a baby uiiio or ten
mouths old. The woman kept rocking tho
child on her shoulder mid thu child kept
reaching out a chubby hand to grasp the
bright (lowers on the languid girl's hat
The odds wore uven, but baby won.
A rock with a little extra vigor to it en
nhlivl him to grasp a Mower, aud as ho was
cart led back thu hat went with him. Not
only Hint, but a mass of golden hair as
well, showing a close cropped head of dark
hair which had been artfully concealed.
"A wig, by thunder!" exclaimed both
men in chorus as they rose up and rushed
out, but It was doubtful If the languid girl
beard them. Shu grabbed her hat 111 one
liHiid and her hair in the other and lied out
of tlie front door and ran Into a store, and
the conductor explained to a man on the
platform.
to mo that
"By George! but It does
things on tills route was getting moru
York World.
lively all the time
d
nolsi-didn'-
night."
PALMER. Passenger Agent,
411 N f. Life Building,
OJIX4:
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The noise that cmnu from the nursery
High abovu the stamping of
II Mitttr Unltx n llir)rriir Which Ol.t was terrlllc
feet, the clapping of hands, llin jells anil
of the Two I Hl'k.
When Mr llowser comes home unit llmU catcalls of all the neighborhood bojs lu
Ills wlfo l lug down with her head tied up, general convention assembled, aud tho
he In real worry for her of course Just u agonized howling of a terrllled dog that
lorry as any husb.ind could ho. And, like wanted to get out and couldn't, thu fattier
Hiiy other husband, he stands and stirvojs could hear the voice of hi tlrslboru son,
William, the pride of his household anil
her for n moment ami then bluntly May'
'I expected lli Finally got Hat down, thu Joy of his heart
"Nay, moru than this, my friends! The
eh?'
time Is coming loud applattsu when this
'It's nothing," mIiu faintly icplles.
'Oh t it Isn't' Nothing for u wife to flop country of ours, thn land of thu freu frail
down mid upset the whole house, I sup tic howl from thn dog), thu home of the
pose1 Well, I've been looking for. It tin) brave tremendous eheetlng, shnll rise lu
last three months, and so I'm not much Its majesty, my friends deafening uproar,
surprised. Mm. Bowser, It's a wonder to and then, my friends yells, whistles anil
wu shall"
no that you or any other woman In New general pandemonium),
"Heaven help Mud" groaned the stricken
York l out of her colllul"
father, alone in his library, "that boy of
'It's only only a headache, dear.''
'Yea. only a he.vlucho but what do head mint) Is going to Ik- a lecturer!" Chicago
aches lead to? If von are not n dead wom Trlbunu.
an before Saturday night you tuny consr??r
A Mtritlii on friendship.
yourself lucky Didn't I warn you not to
nit lu a draft, not to wear thin shoes, not
to eat too much in warm wenthcrf Little
good It does to talk to a womunl"
'You can't help ailing occasionally," aha
replied, as she got up to wet tho bandage
roil ml her head
'Mrs. Bowser, look at inol" ho said, as
he struck an attitude mid held one hand
loft,
"When am I ever idling? When do
jou hear me complain? Nevcrl And why
In It?
Because, Mr. Bo wsor because I
don't cram my stomach with watermelon,
buttermilk, giimdrops, custard pie, sweet
cuke, ginger ale, and all Unit! Because I
don't go around with my feel sopping wett
Because I know enough to cotuo In when it
rnlnsl Because I uxurelso a little common
reuse In taking care of mysclfl"
"Carry, I wnnt you to bo one of my
ir
in
I'MM-uln-
BOWSER.
SATURDAY,
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TRAINS.
SOLID
AND
COURIER,
CITY
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New
SEPTEMBER
IN IDYL OF THE 8T. CLAIR FLA!
They wore iKAted toitclhor nt twllluhi
As the Rluanilntf bcgitn to iiloiiini
tlu told of hlsciistlv In Kuiiland,
Sim of lior idrllusMl'o home.
Twin a lilatit of unlet hi'iiuty,
And of pertlni stnra aboe;
The waves of thu lluwliiu river
19,
Removal Sale
8Kikf iiorils of iiniitleralilu love.
As we flUciul to
Pur hours they snt nml uhlupcred
The slor) thai nut erurou sold,
He iiiiiriiiiirvil, "Marr) inu, darllint,"
And
shu wasn't cold.
nlui-w-
rurmture
ell,
e)ii were lilu and tender,
Iiiik' arum mkhi gathered her hi,
He sum ii by Ids wealth of nlTectlon
yiie whs all thu world to him.
Illlin
ThcruV a slttti of sweet ennte Diluent,
There'ii it Illy whltu liiinil on Ids lienrt,
Two lips ar iiptiirned iiUHiiiwanl,
A limit kiss ero they purl.
Ills heart was lliitterhiri wildly
"Oh. Wttlfcr," at last shu soliticil,
"(live iiiii that lovely tlu-- A
souvenir of on, lay hero,
Hoiiu'thlnu to reiiieuilivr ou by,"
With it look ot far awayueso,
Ho wild, "Yes. il's iv lovely thing;
It's going to lo Kipulnr this iiiiuncr,
Here,
did )on hear mo rlnu?"
Then I lie ulitht grow dark ami nwful;
On Ills brow the dnw full fnat,
He gasped at thu fatal forgetfiilnms- "Hhe's discovered all at last."
Thu tender tijes grew hlackur,
And sent out a llery llnsh;
Blin npiiku "I'm onto ou, inlstor;
I'm unto the uncut on cash.
AUG. TH.
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"So oil laku thai ciistlo 111
With tour Mile of English earl,
Ami )oii ehiiKii )uiirself way down tho
iMiiird walk"
And thu winds UiroiiKh Ids whiskers-whirl- .
and
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GET FITS
YOU
oium
And the right kind as well, as excellent
Ill Ills eje was a pensile saillieas,
On the necktie the dampness grew ,
"Skip, ere I break that plcturcniio f.tcel"
Ami hunklppid through tho foggy duw
-- Detroit Prco I'ress.
wear and latest style in Shoes when
patronizing
Itliln'l "fjueir" Hie I'reni her.
A clergyman well known to Buffalo peo
pie says that when thu Lord uiailu him hu
forgot to put any pegs lu his mind on
which to hang the names of acquaintances.
Hu can remember faces, but not names
He lM.camu p.islor of a large church a fuw
mouths ago, and after discharging his
duties long enough to know his sheep by
sight, hu was visited one evening by a lady
whom hu knew well, hut whose name hu
could net, for thu life of him, recall. Wishing to bo reminded of It without exposing
his Ignorance, hu saldt
"lx!t mo see, ah how do you spell your
name?"
To which shu replied, with reproachful
dignity!
"S
Font moment tho clergy man was floored,
hut he rallied quickly and escaped rubuku
by rejoining:
"Oh; then you don't spell It with h ?"
Buffalo Courier.
Parker
&
Sanderson.
See their fine line of shoes for
SUM M BR WEAR
1009
O ST.
LEAVE YOUR ORDERS
Hututj Old Way.
WITH
ma, 1 promDaughter (shveplshly)
ised to becomu his wife.
"It was on a beautiful moonlight evening in June."
"Why, yes, urn. how did you know?"
"And thu hotel baud was playing a delightful wait, by Strauss."
"Why, yes. Who told you?"
"And you two were In tho arbor on tho
lawn."
"Yes."
"Aud the fountain sparkled In tho moonlight, and mudu music which seemed like a
fairy echo to the sweet melody wjdeh Honied out from the distant orchestra."
"Yes. How"
"And the lake with Its fleet of pretty
boats gliding about thu softly Illuminated
waters seemed liku a bit of lovely Venice
dreaming at jour feet."
"Yes, yes. But how did you know all
this?"
"1 knew It must have beeu tinder somu
such combination of circumstnuces that ho
proposed, or you would never hnvo wild
'yes' to such nj.nili!le patcd nincompoop as
Weekly.
that.
Now
betweeii
GRUETTER
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street,
at nearly cost price unti that time. As we in- tend to make "cnuine heavy cuts, these sales
at reduced prices wi II be strictly cash. Call
and investigate.
As he prodiued tho colivcntliinnl rliitf,
Hut sliiigiiedon Unit nccktlouiiraptiirisl,
(Julie "uttiek" on tho lowly thing.
Her Mother Knew.
Mother And so you engaged yourself to
Hint young unit: at Idlewlld Springs, did
itli
Block on
New
our
to
FURNITURE
ally draws horaolf from him
Willi a "llcarcst, I love ) oil so,"
While thu iiiiHinllitlit fresooe his necktlr
l.lkn a lillllmiird of Illinium's show
Hlie gi
"You glild), cruel dec clvor,
I tvoiilil scorn lo lie jour matei
You're getting It dentl straight,
felleri
I'm a gurl, hut I'm up to ditto.
remove
anil P, about September ist, we have
eluded to olVer our larue
of
FOR
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FOR SUNDAY
AND THEY.
DINNER,
WILL RECEIVE PROMPT ATTENTION.
Sutton
&
Hollowbush
Makers of Hon Bons and Chocolates.
Also Delicious Ice Cream and Soda Water.
S. E. MOORE,
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Fine Waft papers
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and Decorations.
L
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m:vi:st kkfiicts in
frk
Only tints Thing to Do.
A young lawyer, who had recently boon
admitted to tho bar of New York, cmno to
Judge Cowing for advice.
Qraveler And you say you have a hun"I want to, ask your advice. Judge, about
dred souvenir spoousl Didn't tlioy cost
a very important matter."
"Well, what Is It?"
jou lots of money?
Traveler Not at all. Tho waiter turns
"Lawyer Hall has beeu telling everyHair Gutting and Shampooing throat he replies!
body that I am a donkey. Don't you think his back, aud I do thu rest. Toledo Blade,
for I ought to light him or sue him for dam"Throat humph. Mrs. Bowser,
about live horn's yesterday I was hovering ages.?"
Follows Nitluritll).
between life aud death. Had it been you
"You say he called you a donkey?"
a Specialty,
"How does It happen," Inquired the
you would have died ten times over, but
"Yes."
all the Improvements nru
grit pulled me through."
"Then fight him by all means. If you stranger, "that this
one street?"
-"Uritl"
ATsue him he will prove It on you." Texas being made on happen
at all, sir," replied
"It doesn't
"Yes. Grit sand pluck Spartan cour- Sifting.
the clti.en, who was showing him about
age mid fortitude. I let none of you know-ho"This is tho
tho village, majestically
Strung but True.
bad I actually was, but just shut my
teeth aud tie. rinlned to live and hero is
No man likes to undertake the task of street I live on. I am president of thu
thu result of It. Ah! Mrs. Bowser, If you putting up a stovepipe, aud yet all who town board, sir." Chicago Tribune.
only had a hundredth part of my courage entur upon it agree that they never enand will pow you'd be a far different wo- gaged in an occupation that more thorBURR ; BLOCK.
Not Kiuctl) So.
man from wh .i you are now a far differ- oughly sooted them. Now York Press.
get
a night's loilglng here.
"Could
ent woman!" M Quad In New York
mum?" asked tho tramp
World.
lit)
Dili What
Could.
"I don't like to turn anybody away, my
I.uille Umi llr. I. Due's I'uilnillrnl
eating good man, but you uro mi entire stran-KerMother (sternly) Why art)
PIIIh from Paris, Prance. That positively to
llellcute.
Unite
Hevu suppressions, monthly derangements
those peaches; didn't I tell you to put them
nml Iriogiilnrltlos cnuseil liy cold, weakness,
away?
"Not an entire one, mum. 1'vo lost two
shock, iiui'iiilii, or general nervous liability,
Johnny Yes, ma, that's Just what I'm Angers and three toes." Detroit Free
Tho largo firoportlou of Ills to whleh ladles
nml mlssoM n ro llalila Ik the direct result of u
doing. Boston Courier.
I'resj.
disordered or trrogiilnr menstruation. Hup.
prefcslons continued result lu blood poisoning
Thu Unexpected.
llilhlillig It In.
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U package or.) for
anil quick o m imptloii
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15. Sont direct on receipt of price, ssolil
hW I,
Como listen, Uttlo boj and girls.
The horse runs off and pitches the rldor
V. Drown, ilriiVKlt.
tu Lincoln liy II
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relato
a
While
tale
r
Into a neighboring lot.
About a Uttlo boy named Tom,
Proprietor of tho property comes up In
Whoss ngu was almost eight.
diguantly
,
Tom w us a headstrong kind of bo-"And was not tho road, sir, wldo enough
Who thought it jolly fun
to
fall in without your having to drop In
To senro hi mother half to death
my wheat fluid?" Fliegendo Hlatter
lij blowing lu a gun
MEN
YOUNG
IT II III urn ar im tmriii ur uisti.
One day a struugur tnmc that way,
A MUiiniltTitooiI
Metaphor.
TnT mtlt Biroie toons...o irt.w immiiiTti,
As stranu'ers oft had done,
DVt HO
knowing
.......i.iir
Jolly Pegs I saw Dibble tho other oven
Hut this ouo lift behind tho door,
t8HKE0FFTHE HORRID 8NAKE&
Ing nml he's looking first rate.
D1 HUB IQMJ II vany
A doublo barreled gun.
Uf l Up
gTMl n.l)HIHVl
niiWM
Holly Digs Still hugging tho same
,
r i
boj-nnughty
Tom,
i ii
"Ha,
quoth
the
tin,"
OUR NEW IOOK
S
Ifxvs-osaw
such,
"I
one
never
(MtLJ)
fr...
ueI
Jolly Pegs He was hugging a 200 poitud
lor a limited llma.i-r- "
If slnglu tmiTc In imiku such pnrt,
pulloiocbr of DIMM
sweetheart, hut she didn't look much like
tut
ThU should make twlro us much."
.. tn.
AffllctlOnl Of Ibf
a delusion. Detroit Free Press
4how tf
i
el Mtn,
SoTommlc took the doublu gun
lt VoSL 'Ori-.nHOME TREATMENT.
Mrs. Oabb Costess) Your Uttlo son does
Straight to hU mother fast.
brniii"'l"'clu'-"lro,- !
KweeU to thu Sweet.
not appear to .nvo much appetite.
;
own, rat - or
It Isn't loaded, maw." ho jellcrt,
MMhoo.,
Mrs. G.vdft No; he's qultodeliuite.
koil or ruiloi
"You don't mean to ay she Ihrtw you
And blew a mighty blast.
nd
Otnortl
Mrs. Gabb Can't jou think of nnythtug
.
of Boar
over and took up with a canity maker, do
f
t
IbllUr.
"l
tnl Mind, Iff.eti ol Errorsr you would llk-- , my little man-you?" inquired his bosom friend.
Tommlu? Where is Tommlu now?
And
or Iicmmi, iiunn
Little Mm -- No, 'm, You see, mom
A Imlo 'round his head?
"Yes," answered the gloomy youth. "I
made me eat a hull lot before wo started,
Nut much. It waati't loaded; Just
stand any chmico at all. He seemed
didn't
mnl pUla to til Uttriito.
r
so I wouldn't make a pig of myself. Good
As little Tommlu niiit.
Tsi."
II.BIMUf?
nl ror.uo Con.irUJ.
more of a er pull, you kuovv."
have
to
Y"lo".iXl.m.roiB.,rjrt
W. J. bampton la Detroit t'reo Press.
iv'evvs.
Chicago Tribuuu.
CRIB MEDICAL CO. BUFFALO,N.Yo
Ladies' and Children's
1891
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Call and examine the largest line in the Cltv.
None but the best workmen employed.
Prices that can'l be heat
Tri...i...n
i
step In.
1134 0 STREET.
R
H. W. BROWN
DRUGGSITWBOOKSELLER
The Choicest line of Perfumes. D. M. Ferr'? Finest
Flower and Garden Seeds.
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South Eleventh street.
127
LINCOLN'S
NEWEST AND FINEST STABLES
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At all Hours D.n or Night
Family Carriages,
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lvrarV
$j4
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I'UATT. Proprietor.
First Class Livery Rigs
For MEN ONLY
vVwl
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Gentlemen's Driving Rigs, Htc.
BOARDING DEPARTMENT.
Wc .tie tspcdallv well prepared to hoard a lln itfd number ol hore and having
the largest and linest" equipped stable In the cltv, can take best of care of all horses entrusted to us Out stable Is light and roomv with uimii passed ventilation. All
vehicles ami harness receive dallv cleining and litwavs leave the stable In neat, clean
stvllsh appearance
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