PRESCOTT PINES
OUTDOOR EDUCATION
CAMP SONGS
BULL MOOSE
TARZAN
Bull moose, bull moose!*
Tarzan!
Swimming in the water.
Swinging on a rubber band.
Eating his supper.
Crashed into a frying pan!
Where did he go?
Ow, that had to hurt!
He went to sleep.
Now Tarzan has a tan.
He went to sleep.
And I hope it doesn’t peel!
Like a banana.
nd
*2 Verse: Cow moose, cow moose!
rd
*3 Verse: Calf moose, calf moose!
Jane!
Flying in her aero plane.
Final Verse:
Crashed into a traffic lane!
Dead moose, dead moose!
“Oh, I broke a nail!”
Floating in the water.
Now Jane has a pain.
Not eating his supper.
And Tarzan has a tan.
Where did he go?
And I hope it doesn’t peel!
He decomposed.
Like a banana. (x2)
He decomposed.
Cheetah!
Rockin’ to the beat-ah.
Got eaten by an amoeba!
Eeeeeeewwwwwww.
Now Cheetah is Velveeta.
And Jane has a pain.
And Tarzan has a tan.
And I hope it doesn’t peel!
Like a banana. (x2)
LIKE A BANANA! (big finish!)
SHORT NECK BUZZARD
(Have three “buzzards” on stage that fly away and
return at the appropriate times. Use a lot of
emotion, getting more distraught as the buzzards fly
away and more overjoyed as they return)
THE SHARK SONG
Baby shark*, Doo doo, doo doo do-doo (x3)
Baby shark!
*Next verses, substitute:
I saw THREE short neck buzzards,
Daddy shark…
I said THREE short neck buzzards,
Mommy shark…
Sitting in a dead tree.
Grandpa shark…
One flew a-way
Going swimming…
Oh what a shame!
See a shark…
Swimming faster…
Now there’s TWO short next buzzards…
Shark attack!...
Repeat verse until there are no buzzards left, at
which point you can hardly speak through the grief.
Lose an arm…
Lose a leg…
Swim in circles…
Oh look! One is returning!
Going under…
Let us REJOICE!
Baywatch rescue…
Now there’s ONE short neck buzzard,
C-P-R…
I said ONE short neck buzzard,
It’s not working!...
Sitting in a dead tree.
It’s too late…
Repeat verse until all the buzzards have returned.
Then finish with…
Going to heaven…
Sitting in a…
Relaxing in a…
DEAD TREE!
Happy shark…
MOOSEY JUICE
BUFFALO SONG
There was a great big moose
Across the open prairie
He liked to drink a lot of juice
Where a cactus knows no man
There was a great big moose
Said the buffalo to the heifer
He liked to drink a lot of juice
Why do you stand that way?
But the heifer did not answer
Chorus:
‘cause her mouth was full of hay
Singing oh way-oh
(Together) Full of hay
Way-oh way-oh way-oh way-oh
Way-oh, way-oh
Across the open ocean
Way-oh way-oh way-oh way-oh
Where a dolphin knows no man
Said the buffalo to his pirate
The moose’s name was Fred
Why do you look that way
He liked to drink his juice in bed
But the pirate did not answer
The moose’s name was Fred
Cuz “arrrrgh” was all he’d say
He liked to drink his juice in bed
(Together) “arrrrgh” he’d say
Chorus
He drank his juice with care
But he spilt it in his hair
He drank his juice with care
But he spilt it in his hair
Chorus
Across the open dojo,
Where a numchuck knows no man,
Said the buffalo to the ninja,
Why break those bricks that way?
But the ninja did not answer,
‘Cause he had no sensei.
(Together) No sensei
Across the open bathroom
Where a plunger knows no man
Now he’s a stinky moose
Said the buffalo to his plumber
He’s all covered in juice
Why do you sit that way
And he’s on the loose!
But the plumber did not answer
Cuz he’s been pooped all day
Chorus
(Together) Pooped all day