Thursday, April 1, 2004 Volume 33, Issue lO Outraged students to petition college to save IT school from cutting block But college says any changes would be seamless to students By Mike 250 signa- press time, they had about Zettel tures. Close to Dafoe said he has many concerns 1,500 students have only rumours and speculation go on to while they wait for a decision to come from college involving the .split "They haven't administration about the possible dismantling of anyone." he their department. The only reason A group of students Information of in the School Technology Accounting have learned said anything to been said. "It's all quiet. found out about I it because I've been looking." is Ken and that college and the lack of consultation with students. of Harrison, the associate dean School the of Information administrators could phase out the Technology and Accounting, would- department with a decision expected n't as early as next week. a decision has yet to be The The department could be gone by the time students return in with September into other areas, such as Applied Technology, Media Studies, Terry make an vice-president that current students be affected by any changes. will not "We're not going to jeopardize Dafoe. a first-year Computer Programming Analyst the career path of the dents,"' dent, said he only learned of the pos- honour when one of his teachers made an off-hand comment. to students." sibility Yesterday. Dafoe and three fellow students went into classrooms with a split up. As of all said. Piper said changes needed are because of a severe fuiancial crunch, especially that in department. added because of the downturn sector, a INSIDE current stu- "We're going to commitments we've made she stu- petition against the made. will Piper, Academic, said and Business. Travis college announcement next week. IT and Accounting students streamed comment on any changes because IT is She in the severely under-enrolled, problem many colleges are facing. "Some colleges are probably going to close their IT area altogether." she said. "We're not going to do, that." Student escapes robbery attempt.. ..pg.2 Blonde bombshells in bubble gum pg.11 Piper said the changes are a of saving department. the schools in Humber courses or material, course taught in leach she way O'her. similar said. A one school could be combined with another in a different school. Daftx: said he's also concerned Men's indoor soccer captures gold friendly relations built pg.18 - up between continued on pg. 3 YOU'TG fired: Pre-flre and emergency service certificate student Anton Swanson gets under the close watch of instructor Captain Shackleton. The exercise simulated a rescue in the confined spaces firefighters are often forced to work lowered into a utility siiaft in. " " Thursday, april PG. 2 2004 1, NEWS Student robbery foils knifepoint Even with an increased But security warns students not to take the law into their own hands. By Natasha to An attempted robbery last Thursday afternoon knifepoint at Humber in a some students feeling uneasy about campus safety. parking "I ing] has lot am go terrified to now lot left . my to [park- .events like this . shouldn't happen in broad daylight," Ana said Korea, a second-year nurs- A But Jeynes said students should wallet' and you to listen to robber's like to It incidents happen," he He added that access to the Safety said. demands. Escort service second guess any- on victim said the was a showed "We have brought lot asked her. man in He robbery. Jeynes said this point, student the lot five. to The money and not have any access to the in predicament because that have never been there. n't . . be disagreeing with someone who has a weapon and who appears to be Whether the man was a student is not known. Toronto police are currently investigating was unharmed and said no new information has surfaced about the Move reality over Ainericcm Idol; TV is in The attempted robbery has caused Safety to increase campus incident, this town. will be camera Lakeshore campus at show featuring Humber's comedy shooting a reality dents in stu- funny." Kertes said. "We'll work on making you funnier." The show - which has no name or network at this point - might prove a profile to German TV station ZDF, 60 Minutes, and the BBC. It's now snowballed into a deal with Merv Griffin, who will serve as executive producer for the show. welcome change wishes 7 nnean ing dean. Joe Kertes said it could it chance for drama. a great oppor- catapult a mean dozen "There will be a clash of we have students to international and Students be stardom. faculty paid but broke yesterday Star exclusive, in a which Humber had recently signed a deal with Mcrv Griffin Productions to shoot the new reality revealed ihai The school's comedy program ti.on article, the New featuring students, on York Times ran an Humber's comedy how Canadians nier than Americans. are fun- program accepts makes dramatic and interesting |is that] you do get both the agony of defeat ver- show. sus the triumph of victory." "We're going auditions for said. to that special "They're being class," audi- spots have been officially spoken for lame show begins taping in September, audiences won't get see It The biannual HSF general meeting was dominated with changes to the constitution; changes that were more about form than substance. The meeting was delayed by half the 50 student signatures needed the quorum. until is up for, for grabs for anyone who wishes to apply. "You don't have to be academi- for natures needed in a petition to order to initiate an 1 ,000 executive Valerie it's Rothlin, president, to be It do, we'll be cheering them way to the victory line," Kertes said. the is asked security at extension 4000, or Crime Stoppers at 222-TIPS. Those with information can receive a reward of up to $1,000 they contact Crime Stoppers. needed 23 more rctlective of commands threshold." Rothlin said. a the higher s.l2 order in The to the executives of conduct an minimum official number was reduced required to be present from four with deals number meeting. to three. Current executives unanimously defended change this citing trouble coordinating schedules cific sum- the in also throughout the school year due to academic and job - spe- was also commitments. HSF The changed assist to Constitution omit three appointed previously designated Board the of to Directors. Academic, technology and human rights numbers. to "The dream is for these siudcnis to become Mike Myers or Martin Short or something. And when they all HSF becau.sc of increasing student amended 911, either call positions removal referendum. "In essence, this article must be January or February of Anyone with information mer and Changes made include doubling the number of full-time member sig- said He was jeans. minimum 2(X)5. Since none of the dozen or so chance the 165 pounds, average build, with short black hair and clean-shaven. Article By Michelle Butler populaiion. tioned right now. a Though have special The man is described as male, about 19 years old, 5'6", and around procedures this like us said. makes changes to formal in story a about a dozen will be selected for the received international recogni- when the about 60 undergrad students, only Kertes series. first who of what said. "I think part Though Toronto There will those sees call changes I clamour for attention," he the profits. story all. be away," he when l-iSF just doesn't get too certainly school will get a cut of the The it ugly, that's stardom." won't hope lots." Jeynes an hour due to problems acquiring personalities for sure, but international to stunts. ence shouldn't rule out the could catapult a dozen students who had more to But Kertes said the audi- The program's foundit's anyone offer than heartbreak, backslabbing and gross tunity for students. "I for reality television remote Constitutional have to be jusi someone If something suspicious please to said. Hollywood's watchful eye ever since program. he thinks patrols in these having received requests the class from Starting September, U.S. crews Humber You become really like the police can'l be everywhere. Public "Since funny. to wearing a black jacket and dark security around college property. Humber comedy students subject of new reality sliow everywhere just right brought in additional .security for foot cally all I you should- threatening you," Jeynes said. Jeynes, director of public after the attempted robbery. The program has been under impera- our eyes and ears. Security can't be man. ordeal ended. safety, said the victim By Adam Ledlow is it activities "People one instructed suspicious, it victim convinced the robber she did Gary lots. ihcn across the street from Woodbine Centre along Rexdale Blvd. on Saturday. Protestors were confronted by police who stood at the entrance, sides and roof of the 100-bed centre. security security officials. her a knife. man the remote patrols in these drive to the nearest bank machine tees near the the pus main entrance. (or a did not have any on her. At detention centre for low risk depor- the college or to desk near the North cam- additional security for foot Humber security officials say the man demanded money but the victim new going by Thursday, parking in cigarette and then told her Poverty protest a available to employ- is 4077 within the around occurred approached of Ontario coalition Against unfor- It's these tunate tive that students report The line: Members a safe cam- a safe place to be. is live. Protest Humber is maintain "I pus. Crime said report 2.5 be next?" said Melissa Headley, ees and students by dialing extension p.m. 1:35 March will feel secure. Although the student escaped unharmed, Jeynes reminds students it never 1 I a first-year student. thing to do," Jeynes said. is vital but I'm scared be next say 'buzz off, that's not the right "I Student incident me your feel mean last month someone was mugged and now this? What are comfortable with that, says 'give security still may then we're okay. But if the attacker ing student. Stoppers you Humber, "I like have a discussion with the attacker and, if students uneasy. "If the opportunity presents itself Marshall some presence, advisor positions have been eliminated. Areas previously covered under these appointments dealt with will on a case by case be basis. Rothlin said. Correction: The far left picture on page 18 of last week's EtCetera was rectly labelled. The band shown was Laganza. incor- '.'X^r^-fi^H^-ik'.'fi' Hurpb,er EtCetep^ " Thursday, april 1, 2004 PG. 3 President vetoes promo for controversial movie we cancel the movie. That would be trying to stop free speech. That's not our style." "[But] didn't By Christopher MacKinnon faculty. had several "I The who organized teacher (he screening of a controversial movie at campus last week said colmanagement gave her the cold shoulder when she tried to advertise that said. teacher a in at life turned under Israeli a Palestinian guest speaker look audi- was Butska managed to get the word down when she approached out by placing posters around cam- But she she said the president's olfice about placing a pus, notice in a newsletter distributed to ly many of which were mysterious- removed almo.si as Gaza groups since it was released Guelph-Humber Student "We as a legitimate student have On government The two organizations have been struggling lo come up with a plan that would allow Guelph-Humber students to HSF u.se services while still broke recognize as Guelph-Humber board, said on director the HSF of secrecy surrounding the Humber into the about she said. lo have spent added thai the is Humber's community just as guilty of sabotaging the In-lighting has plagued the nego- GHSA's tiations since the predeces- Guelph Humber Student Committee presented a draft operatthe ing agreement in The HSF December has yet to last year. sign time a particularly .sensitive Toronto, never mind the in We couldn't be held. weren't saying was It it we somehow just that didn't want to be seen as VP administra- North Campus, said the wear The 'minor comes row amid stormy limes on Canadian college and university campuses. to A and tear of these negotiations had large part of her year on I'or Adminislralion a In house the got out out of loop protect the employment of our all in different programs within intense confrontation at the school. Just last year, violence erupted on campus of Montreal's Concordia when University Paul Michaud, a union executive the school will be broken up by these in the department, said he's changes. with administration to prevent lay- He said students in Computer Programming Analyst often talk with Computer Engineering students and offs. make course Dafoe be broken based on decisions "But made no no at this layoffs," he think they of rumours [were] going around before the meeting won't hap- insists that lot 'The people time," she said. said the this was last Friday. people in the classrooms that ried the clock is ticking on now - at least for the immediate future." minute miracle to save ers derailed the appearance of former will prime minister Benjamin Netanyahu. also added it can to "It's in the last stages. have one or two weeks from happening," he staff cuts. "We're trying our very best playing any last- ment. that the college be doing everything avoid he's wor- the depart- Palestinian support- She meeting first Meanwhile, Dafoe says in had administration had with faculty about be the they are we with faculty." Michaud same "I to faculty earlier on. wouldn't be moving anyone some said. after the changes. pen. "We point the college has guarantees that there will be should have talked A working fears that relationship will But Piper for with pro-Palestinian protestors in an We to only keep said. to safe it the motion's true Gordon said doesn't he scenes ugly those is a want repealed at little don't out of control at York. Humber the know what you're on an stu- the position of fundamental gaps decision was reversed and Guelph-Humber student Tyler speaking this hasn't to run for the position. two new student coun- the students if at North campus the only thing left to hold- Guelph-Humber and Humber is been a political We haven't had pitched verbal, or worse, between rival groups. that suits me. Gordon " he said office or the battles Quite frankly, said. nobody from college his lo slop tried Butska from showing the movie. I, have to address the concerns determine I If more people college. politicized that Burrows was allowed is. arts faculty at a univer- there tends to be North campus between the two groups. Eventually On May answer the interested in that stuff. But generally or together left Continued from page I Jewish was banned from 'York University March 16 after clashing contro- for our third party to look dents from running ing after Humber. decision to bar Guelph all up hurt. Faculty organization sity, of No one was safely. those conversations. picking sides," Gordon said. Thai same week, a controversial cils will Nadia Conforti, consumed a was "It's a bit the agreement. tion at the that distorts the highlighted negotiations. sor, plan 4 meeting, posted on "All we're asking for VP firefighters clean a housing complex across from Humber College on Sunday night. Everyone students bad timing website contains "charged lan- more time GHSA rejects the notion ol living within the and there over the agreement," Parent said. iron out the details. fire: Toronto fire in faculty." and meaning. countless hours of time and energy trying to ol no of versial Feb. guage," garage in the classrooms are going to guess." separate. Parent HSF business manager, said student di\ersity homes and GTA. cemeteries in the the community Michael Parent. part. Garage in said the minutes has different needs than the bigger Parent I Conforti, wall. 'Yet a smaller executives [It's] . Parent to that," For their . . According is community," HSF tion, request he had to stay neutral given recent Nicole McClymont, 21, an early childhood student at Guelph-Humber. "I think it's kind of snooty on the HSF's people into a HSF] want said it," We don't back Humber recognize know a bit of segrega- community. doesn't students scratching their heads. "I didn't it's students "[But many left behalf Guelph- Butska's Middle East. air not fair to assimilate HSF govern- legitimate a anything Guelph-Huniber's com- the ment. Humber's 867 university of suffered from bad timing and "It agreement has Because saying March anti-Semitism targeting down when members of a specific GuelphHumber organization whose focus would be the needs of Guelph- unique status, Adnenne McBride. the don't Feb. 4, communication The tor his decision to letin, passed a motion - in private - to draw up plans to separate from the GHSA - an organization they do not being students. do back people into a wall." pletely stalled. we believe in integration and GHSA Association to recognize the last year. College President Robert Gordon executive council. Despite the constant battles, she said, the heated debate between Jewish and Arab drop Butska's event from the bul- HSF the sparked has Sirip as they fast said. made no apologies HSF and Sui\>. ence questions alter the movie. Palestinian Negotiations stalled between student groups Negotiations between the Gaza pus on Tuesday to watch about arts were put up, she Pierre Hamilton the cam- 2002 documentary directed by James Longley. Mughir Hindi, a liberal occupation By at the North and sciences department, said she had hoped to drum up mlerest in a documentary Humber's Mughir Hindi, a Palestinian guest speaker answers questions after the movie. Butska 70 people showed up .About Seventh Semester Butska. this I contlict'.'"' March. putting They asked "was not aware this might create some kind of lege Nina my lllm on. the North the event in from manage- calls ment questioning "We didn't cancel it. That would be trying to stop free speech. That's not our style. But needed to ducked it," I don't see be connected to he why we So we it. Pomp and circumstance: said. a bridge. ing those with high Humber Etcetera international students celebrate the end of the school year with a dinner honour- marks and potential 2004 graduates. it PG. THURSDAY, April 4 AIDS conference College targets youth rejects human City Hall event drug access, global rights, and youth empowerment. citizenship, Eric Luguya, the conference coor- focus on will YCl dinator, said targets the 17 to age demographic; the group human health, most the and youth empowerment rights the youth get the in community and we need to word a major is out," he said. said many create awareness as simply do AIDS and istered by the Health Centre. combat the According Ann Disease Infectious Centre tor Prevention and the to AIDS 18,000 many young First affecting year nursing so adults. Youth Challenge International (YCl) has decided to of ities with the necessary tools to protect themselves. students about important health Issues during their third annual health fair this week. YCl, international non-prolli. youth organization, will hosi a conference Toronto City Hall on April at on health focusing ?i promotion, post-secondary schools are putting a touch on personal hand-deliver YCl said wants to eliminate it all AIDS/HIV, espe- false perceptions of one about gay people. Saturday April will take place from 9 a.m. 3, on to 5 p.m. at Toronto City Hall. Luguya space up Those fast. tanta?yci.org fill- interested should, name their youthassis- to 416-504-3370 or call 315 and leave your contact Ext. very same platform, anticipating the thrill On and Mar. his 30, father descended deep TTC celebrated "Fifty Years Yonge," marking the opening of Canada's first subway. into Toronto's underground to take a land- mark journey from Eglinton of yet another historic occasion as the 1954. Goulding Reid on the Colin Kirk unearthed his vintage station TTC downtown core. was really sensational," he "It said. "And here am 50 years later." On Tuesday, the 76-year-old to the I threads and suited up for the The 25-year vetercame decked out in wide cranberry-coloured early '90s, time riding the to was I960, the country, cents," he said. downtown. to an subway driver of the line." brown suit, cream shirt The and his first that's 1 "I when think came I was 10 it Although Humber may not be was the end department the recruitment its best to make prospective anniversary train blared its rolled into Eglinton station the as anxious tunnel, than welcome. feel said St. Clair, and way down the TTC employees, the stood on guard, security transit swept through the tunnel on Time Positions (8:30 am - 3:45 pm) - Daily/Weekly/Monthly - Full Incentives Friendly, professional environment WE TRAIN! ney On No Experience Nee - 10 Union plishments of the past, all English Skills and cial own history with a long-term finan- commitment to the ITC's future development. Prime Premier Located at Davisville Subway three levels little Minister Mayor David unprecedented sim- like Bid. a Film third-year Television student nervous. Paul Martin. McGuiniy Miller announced an five-year, three-way agreement and $ -billion I to inject sorely Number EtCetera interest. In a random sample survey of 50 conducted on the North students said they would have been more inclined to consider a post-secondary had them think "I keep saying they have to cut in this city, but making public not for Amer transit everyone to start home," she said. their cars at they're that Nominees vying for the position HSF President Jen GHSA Green and it's Hamilton. Polling stations will be in and buses that 2,500 .ipproximaiely is need to be Toronto's attention buses one of the North America. imt Mmuwmm ' given lleet largest of and in the North campus Concourse and in the foyer between Lakeshore's buildings and Building A and B F. of the capital out- Tennica president leaving while operating costs aren't being met. streetcars their student represen- Board of Governors. reliable University the at Toronto said more for Shalaby, professor of civil engineering cars tative to the going as officer spot and 8 to elect should with recruitment home. Students will go to the polls April 7 are TTC that down on smog BOG the fund the a at compete government costs like replacing existing street- Dalton about the college or their program of Two students enough of govcrnnioni made a 416.488.8181 ext 6416 jour- station. Medical & Dental Must Have Excelli Read Well its it a day celebrating the accom- of their it much money as possible. They saluting the train as tour the funding continues to be one of the line, Toronto police and come and on campus. She added the recruitment department hires 30 students from various programs to call prospective students and provide them with information campus, 62 per cent of respondents TTC's top priorities." The contribution, while significant, won't be enough to stop a fare increase in 2004. A fact that makes won't be enough to stop a fare increase. all visits, existing system. Securing sustainable and past home visited The contribution Past Davisville, the not staffed school Rania inside. ^Cash contests, weekly pay^ line, students, the is maintains the condition of the pile to registrar, while that a level that permits TTC the start, new subway an towards TTC "This money does not build one pressed doors SECURE YOUR POSITION TODAY! pas.sengers. some of whom and been waiting hour. iUyiGiOR SUMMER EMPLOYMENT? 10:40 at a.m. Flashbulbs flickered throughout inore $11/hr Guaranteed it cash- the needs another 3.8 billion over the kilometre of doing students facilities into good a is is approved students are given many next 10 years just to keep running. ply horn to cheers and applause as im billion still home, the streets to visit students at at However, Mike DeToma, went from Eglinton [Eglinton] funding .schol- sending recruitment officers out onto recruitment department public affairs officer, said while the $1 rails. "It needed of acceptance, Barbara Riach, associate strapped system. up with old catch to and reminisce about friends anniversary event. a light the uni- tie, form standard from the mid '70s to potential students offers answer questions and discuss information. with $1 billion in government aid great-grandfather of six stood five recruiters to arships. limited and is homes of the deliver to said students must regis- ter early, as e-mail York sent out visit The conference to in the 90s. only affecting it of acceptance letters 25 applicants with averages opportunities to By Lauren La Rose and application questions were answered correctly. at celebrates 50th anniversary Bradley A. Mclsaac the process. recruitment, TTC for some semester, Recruitment officers from York ing a fall University pounded the pavement to and arm them disease this real- With competition heating up the Health Foster, a cially the educate students about the harsh Sandra Silva (left) and Angle Hamilton, from the collaborative UNB and Number Nursing program talk to in to 24. HIV/AIDS With you need to know: were reported cases EIrick Centre, said only 37 per cent of the Control, as of June 2002, more than youth aged 10 RN By Erin enrollment for the Number students AIDS awareness test admin- an peers with knowledge to spread of HIV/AIDS. Stuff that it's a real failed ment conse- Last December, group of young international students the people are determined to arm their recruit- to community. threat in the youth battle continues. And an know not quences of The important is it home .'^O is at problem Luguya By Natasha Marshall who risk. "HIV/AIDS students, 2004 1, Got News? humbernewsd yahoo, ca 1 Thursday, April 2004 1, PG.5 Toronto-wide pesticide ban Humber gardens By Until then, the only chemical used Post Patricia Huniber's Arboretum already on is new by-law banning track with the weed the use of chemical killers as and costs $80 per day. es. until Bailer's staff a Sid superintendent Bailer, of Humber's gardens, said in the years he's been here, weeds have been conmostly trolled organic through very much, but ly last nothmg," Bailer now and a thickener and protect that helps But being environment friendly virtual- jug of 20-litre Round-up costs $110. Diluted, that jug could last for the summer. The same amount of Eco-clear needs said. The staggering difference harmless no choice, Using Round-up was safe. Bailer he said. because of how and because ed, hits the in By Joanne MacDonald them this semester She no said that one from administration had contact- The new .^()2-duublc-room residence on North campus and with company Allison Alexander, residence Jim Zhan, project co-ordinator Eastern Construction to set for the building only that it completion, should be done by spring a question of "It's ju.st be ready will when it She added that have people already been booked mto the resi- dence wing Alexander said the south to have been ready for students January, but construction of the in could be completed vving was slowed due The was It hard get to labour, Alexander explained, since many construction workers were still in January, but in the contract, growth." Miller accelerated Oxford Dictionary and how ihey an lo that's exactly ilefine cancer, as accelerat- growth. What cell cell "You go said. is often said 2,4-D [herbicide component] is is basically cancer for plants." in May, Derek Maharaj, es at the residences, said the over to to be wing administration done later in May. John Hooiveld. associate of capital development ny, said the cost is between $2.^ dumped on school yards before the Now, keep deer and rabbits to from chewing the bark of small trees Plantskydd - a product created director in Sweden and made from a concoction of pig and beef blood that repels The smell atrocious. is Bailer But, "a deer can do $1,000 damage in one 10 years of night. work And elbow in They can undo two nights." and $24 million. Valeria Wuschnakowskl, horticultural tech- prunes flowers nician, in Humber's greenhouse. grease is still the best rid ol caterpillars and sawtlies, which defoliate and trees. Other tools of the said, include insecticide Blood donor The Nursing Society hold a blood donor trade, kill he at of the new building Taking care: pests. method for getting Humber. construction compa- the school thousands of gallons were is April 9. and the second wing should be now banned from use on yards, said. cleaned up and turned residence are it Zhan contract requires the building which hired delays. are caicinogenii.'. cau.scs and bushes, the Arboretum sprays on associate director of ancillary servic- labour to delays, design changes and material weeds oilier "Ii 1980s to keep grass green. said. supposed summer. lor the Limited, said Humbcfc College had approached company and asked if the wing be finished .said. was the May," Alexander in for wing was never supposed was not written 2004. and it's be completed in January. manager, said no specific date has been cides used on lawns for dandelions Bailer said that while herbicides the south building the residence. Toronto the .said. Eastern Construction Limited, the if when Environmental Alliance, said herbi- that ready for [next] September." Paddon That's the promise trom residence administration be surprised to see "I'd be open for will business by the end of May. it's dilut- neutralized Katrina Miller, a pesticide But, ed ed her to inform her of the delay. is it much soil. specialist residence will be open May, contractor promises in co.st it's totally "there's said, to New When environment and the to health, really," it May applied killer is doesn't faze Bailer. a price. parts, June, and again in September. human For example, a summer- stick to it the plant. comes with The weed uses Eco-clear, mixture with 12.5 per cent vinegar means, or manually. "We've never used chemicals be diluted with water in equal was Round-up - a herbicide used to keep weeds off walkways and bush- of today. not affected by ban soap and rubbing alcohol, both environmentally safe. Humber at clinic in campus Concourse April 2 will into a draw the North movie ticket from run is in 90 All units clinic, conjunction Canadian Blood Services, lect the for a chance to is World They with to col- of blood. who donate for win a and prize pack. same day, the society will run a .10-hour famine to raise of the nine-bed goal On 1 a.m. to 4 p.m. The which on Friday clinic money Vision. host a pub night on will also Thursday, April 8 to raise funds tor the Sanctuary homeless shelter and be entered will the Rexdale Boys and Girls Club. work- ing at the airport. Furthermore, the noise and construction in the rest of the building would have been too students the had distracting for they moved in. Alexander added. Tara Paddon. a first-year radio broadcasting student, expressed frustration over the delay. 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They happened after many months by Humber VIPs and IT Dean Louise Bardswich. long hours of deliberation over dent academic Terry Piper But students and rank and word of teachers only got file AfffttCiATiOh4 Andrea-Jo Wilson the secret talks this News week. may have Granted, Terry Piper and her advisors keeping most of the college community But perception Why it good reasons Mike 1 Arts Editors Hayley Stephens Athena Tsavliris .500 students and teachers kept out of the loop while col- x:-2L 'OH lege elites masterminded the restructuring? No one We accusing Piper or anyone is buy actually the argument alter of today's ultra-competitive decisions had to be made. well happen Even el.se program had that the Life Editors of anything untoward. to be sacrificed at the r^ business climate. Enrollment was down, hard layoffs are r^ r-\ But where was the leadership on this issue? Sports Editors Todd Clark Ron after r^ r-^ in to deal how with reporters and But Humber The optics are never favourable to deliver their spin. Editorial/Opinion Editor has bungled this issue. when backrooms while poor hacks on the It's own Sam Toman know Today's college execs are quite savvy about public perception. They Nick Rapp college czars appear to pull the strings front lines are moved around pawns. like Business Editor bad PR. plain and simple. Catherine Next week, expect Terry Piper to step out of the shadows to deliver a polished press relea.se. That's not good enough. True music. That hasn't happened yet at Humber. dents on Monday morning Gerow leaders stand up and face the May we suggest a handed down from on Q&A with Online Editor stu- Write students remain the in the lecture hall? Until then, passive recipients of decisions A, Melihen In Focus Editor sketchy details about the proposed plans out of tight-lipped administrators. how Lowe Laura Youmans r\ some enterprising students - stirred to action by persistent rumours and gossip - became amateur sleuths that they managed to wring .some was only It Jelani r^ r^ /"^ sometimes necessary and could very Humber. at Zeitel stands, one could be forgiven for specu- days before the end of classes. just were nearly Editors Kermin Bhot for policymakers are trying to escape a backlash by springing the lating that college news on students As everything. is plenty of the dark about the plans. in Manga Vanessa like Vice-presi- high. Nicole Larkin letters to the editor at: huraber_etc @ yahoo.ca Art Director Kevin Rabjohn Letter to the editor Photo Editor Pat Kane Performer 'outraged' at EtCetera's coverage of bands Editorial Cartoonists Dear Editor, if this article is indicative of the cali- bre of writing apparent within, then "...a black dove that vomits Skittles when there seems to be no more hope in the world." it would appear I'm not missing much. Honestly, do you instruct your writers to come up with bizarre and quirky (not even funny) columns so While meant I to portray my band, Thangelic. in a positive light, wonder: review was realize that this is I review of a student event my in school newspaper? ly egotistical, we and are outraged disappointed by this apparent waste of newsprint. I Humber EiCeiera don't read the be the I'll result, your news- first to admit physical presence on stage good we were and there was no has to say suggests that by someone written my opinion, To add part of the bands (and hence a write-up of less show left entirely impressed by the I upset. I the I of Distribution Brett Balaban you should someone with a Editorial Advisor Tina Ivan^ bands as opposed to mindlessly printing If rest to say. asking the someone who insult to injury, a picture should be. Jamie Robinson musical ear to write the reviews of in ramblings of abstract wrote them on likely Technical Advisor Advertising Co-ordinalor the inside cover of an Archie comic. been Options (the second place winners!) had that can't help but In the future, perhaps consider out of their guitarist/lead singer has bands, I'm even was at the I embarrassed by what the the article in attendance at and not of a name? that frequently, but wasn't even mistakenly put where a shot of Out of candid shot of a drummer or a band's feel mentioned is it we "wowed" CAPS. this article that thereoO be judged by the music that night it Adam Ledlow . Even though the show. Furthermore, Laganza, one the article. was performed What of the strongest bands that a press of that whatso- hint ever in the write-up. of is interviewed for a half hour after the competition any performance, but shouldn't a battle At the risk of .sounding thorough- they (and as a paper) are never taken seriously? can't help but what constitutes a this that fact that But then again, I Nancy Larin could just be vomitting Skittles. The Humber EtCetera were either of these publication of the Donavon LeNabat, would probably be quite was told, "any press is good is a Humber College School of Media Fourth semester music Studie.s: The comedy program Public Opinion Coiiipiletl Jeff Chris Sklad, <4 "I think man, be the subject of a new I'll How would you feel if your pro- Etobtcoke. Seiiiml-yeiu film ami TV 1 4 that would ext.4514 that It would be some. amazing. want them don't make show think sure. It's pretty like a soap opera in there much some- about our program. and I were the If my stars, that friends would times." rock." '' a Humber EtCetera > it would help the program. down It production." Please direct I all advertising inquiries to: (416) 675-6622 ext. 4513 for to M9W 5L7 "I think be aweI ON. Phone: (416) 675-6622 esting reality show 205 Huinber College Stephen Butland it for an inter- be TV Blvd., Thompson would make it on TV." c:v:JX-«xi;»s«s»s*siSi!fflK«a8iBJiS»! is: will suhjecl? h'irslyeur fashion arts leisure services it "I think "Yeah bring lite Carleigh McVean First-vcdi lec Seiiiml-\eiir business admiit on. show. This week's question reality gram wan by Dave Boy'mnlon has announced might slow " Thursday, April ' 2004 1, PG. 7 OPINION of the @Skoot page In defence Page meant f^nnHhvf^ show Humber to showcasing "going-ons" the Humber College a in satiric at light. This page gives the hallways of Humber College some life - some personality - by putting a face to the bet Patrick EtCetera for I the under the right off my a a friend s is Bands, the Battle of the ol published @SKOOL in .made some comments admit I am that I offended members who attended fans and band the siiow last less week's last section of the ElCelera, Tuesday at CAPS. my comments were and maybe even rude. For and most pleasant people on campus. Or Andrew Chin. He's such good sport that he was willing have a photo taken of from last ElCelera more bit A headline week's edition of the "Police read; campus North use a spirit. targeting drug problem." I Humber We don't go to a perfect school. We've experienced violence and we've seen peers under character. et called I the have made time to disatiree with this evaluation. The Ch^SKOOL is a section has a pur- weekly photo spread me when for was he late Sure, Nobody mg. I poke fun these people. at excused from is but then again, a little teas- nobody smgled is talented chose all we College and spirit be part of this to Humber know should get to - even other, praise each other laugh each other. at To and musicians the fans involved in the Battle of the Bands, m Another, robbed tor a meeting. .school made up of is It experiment called social and who charismatic and caring leader We al. each school College, was this at issue six, read: "Student in violent daylight attack." Last year had was campus. lived near I gun pressed agamst a told to lie down in apologize for not depicting your ents I my back, the snow I shared a on except fairly, stage. I May smoke with before he went He was terrible. in Martyrs in go & of Croatian nine-year-old Cecilia Zhang found days ago just five back parking to be a kid. go play bocce in the summertime. It's still Experiencing Canada sliould be encouraged where Cecilia's remains days ago. she would have The day about our native cultures in the north, with such come that working with my the other day, eye was caught by me a colourful ad urging to travel and work abroad. you lake public If transit It's you've funded by the Department of Foreign Affairs, and two features it young It ed La also lists a website for interest- to visit: www.cana- daI23go.ca. you've ever considered work- If ing abroad, the website visit - it is a variety of lists worth a programs province However, you ticket to work experience in different culture without leaving the country. bit. and it's too had that so few of us have them. They are also well-promoted by the government, as they should be. But what about the opportunities that exi.st in Working may in not our own in Nova seem Ireland or Scotia or B.C. as exciting as Germany, working but it's a As the murderer thing. It But Ontarians interested Canada back. It's would summer New spent also benefit from a among the Acadians in Brunswick. Ever thrown a (lam- ing bale of hay on to a highway'.' You true if well. This you decide tourist for the My what about attrac- tions often actively recruit students summer. friend's rent was covered by was in the although Unfortunately, the opportunities for these types of expe- that exist in our heavily promoted by the federal gov- riences they plentiful, are aren't When was country?" the last time you saw an ad on the subway urging you work ture, as its own unique cul- A friend of such opportunities much do as mine spent a summer in the Yukon and came back an expert on Similarly, a student understanding Afterall, Ontario might benefit from the multi- experience of living in is door front to living the life of normal nine-year-old. Somehow, tion to this was now I the time when a premature baby. po.sed to make it. At a feel girl. little I was a I my way kid. I wasn't sup- lea.st that's the doctors said. But I'm and on connec- remember I still what here to a promising future. true of Cecilia Zhang. She had so much promise. What did she ever do I will say this. forward to this? I'm not looking next time to the I go down breeds park. family The and park I where my spent so friends, much time long way towards furthering federal was young, the park where Cecilia Zhang's remains were unity. found. cial relations Maybe from outside Zhang not as if Cecilia the steps behind the church into the young Canadians. harmony, and increased inter-provin- working as a museum guide cultural to gain from does the entire island of Newfoundland. victim bring the doesn't week and go back deserve But the government has as Island also boasts to in Alberta'.' I death doesn't solve any- to The same should have been ernment. is, Putting a sister. of her house today, tomorrow, or next back to Yukon. the opportunities own my in we as death. going to walk through the a his employer while he "But especially to relocate to an where area, isolated is killer news of her don't agree with as mc sister told horrible as Cecilia's death Depending on where you go, the in different for sick peo- reference to Cecilia's watched should this country my ple like that," living expen.ses arc often cheaper in Inuit culture. country'.' if you take the bus you can save quite a why is have the death penalty, the obvious choice for is can here. Nova Scotia's Cape Breton the opportunity to lake advantage of another to ticket expensive than a who a horrible thing to an little girl. those looking for such an experience. coun- These are wonderful programs, less Europe, and train or the Quebec plane is can certainly experience a different enabling young Canadians to gain tries. A abroad. a in matching in t-shirts. readers area. Canada, work to And to grips keep asking myself I 'That is cheaper than going also generally earnest looking Canadians "University of Life/L'Ecole de Vie" skill in you choose it. would do such innocent Island. Relocating to another province lifestyles probably seen this ad. Ojibway of Manitoulin as the where place began, her life ended. opportunities are no different than French-speaking Riding the rocket home from school same so, in the life I'm having trouble coming op a second language *(f** f-" A-**'- And 24th. Toronto, or the opportunity to learn Granted, you're unlikely to devel- Catherine Gerow my celebrated I whole different experience than working in Ontario. And the learning abroad. 5,a»KS»i£*tw* before, my unless gravel hard to only metres above that that are Two those I time. to celebrated her 10th birthday. WOfF it of time a lot from time there the in spent I where she was found. in the park still the lot. remember how much fun still I was were the thick in down from brush" a few steps Nick -fHIS'H CflTcK that in were discovered. Reality Control with Brad baptized The same Church spot Europe to I be to Martyrs behind which the remains of believe to I church. pit No need was Church of Croatian was the Mississauga. the child first People Just kidding. That was the day 5, 1980. baptized tal- bass player for the Branko Belan But arrest. students, teachers, cooks, custodians, Robert Gordon, the Dr. president o! worse. have personality and tremendous "And we could use a bit more his face in a me laughed because the many more people laughter Even tastethis. one of the band spread "a waste of newsprint." it to We told I called whole ordeal could have been much the butt of a joke in one issue. He's a a letter troni members of Thangelic pose: a socks, a toilet. sorry. But He's one of the hardest working tion. 1 my hou.se in e.xpression. " In a "review" feet. him what happened and he baby. Cecilia and had my shoes taken When walked into a tree legitimate, even necessary, form of And we could Ken Clevely, one of number's media technicians. "made fun of him in the Feb. 5 edi- of this reason. Satire laughter and school like one of is sections young minds (and characters) People Kane popular wander the ever-growing alphaof wings in this small college. bright that @SKOOL out either. most in 'satiric light' the would certainly federal go a government should consider pushing these opportunities as heavily as they work abroad programs. push the together when I May she rest in peace and may God bless her soul. We will miss you Cecilia. You are now forever in our hearts. " . THURSDAY, April PG. 8 2004 1, BUSINESS Experts challenge value of bottled water... By Lauren cannot come from a public water Gilchrist .supply. Bottled water bottled water experts say buying money down tossing is Bottled water more popular than is some ever, but product and Food and Drugs the drain. According to the World Wildlife water Fund, bottled growing the is beverage .sector fastest the in roughly $33 world, worth billion become so popular Coke that their own 10 years the last five to inspected companies water inspcclors. Ncwland, and fee El i s a b e Griswold t h to drink tled tap water. Director of the "A go through (CBWA). of to do with the more health con- has it public becoming scious and wanting to take better care of themselves," Griswold Bottoms up: First-year Hospitality said. "Bottled Zhang sample the water during an and Management students Alex Button and Miao the increase in bottled water sales informal taste test organized by the EtCetera. due to personal taste. Their Number students ...but pick bottled water, there's between the difference tell By Lauren Gilchrist But after sampling them, 82 per claim lap Experts water tastes as good as bottled water, and when put to the test people cannot tell taste con- test campus cafeteria week showed that Humber stu- ducted in the North last Students were given two cups of water to taste - sample one was plain lap sample two, Evian water, She sniffed, tasted, sniffed again declared that was and per cent of students sur- veyed thought they would be able to agreed that the bottled water was better. She said the tap water tasted like Others were not as "It tell said first-year shouldn't be drink tap water. my come from any undecided. adamant about not drinking tap water would that she First-year Occupational Therapy not participate in the is not labeled source. Tap water can water as long as undergoes a process and five per cent remained is as "mineral" or "spring" water can tain Canada In the ground majonty of bottled sources. Griswold said another major ferencc is dit- water docs not thai bottled contain any chlorine or chlorine by- water is extensively regulated. Susan Poole, the .secretary Association treasurer Water Ontario (OWWA), Works said a mis- conception exists that bottled water as bottled chemicals like to remove chlorine oping countries, but it Spring water or mineral water has not a necessi- working very hard with and cial lower the mineral content. is in Ontario. "Definitely here in Ontario we're cer- and when federal the provin- governments to make sure [tap water] exceeds standards," she said. Bottled water costs about a thou- sand times as much as lap water. It's pretty expensive stuff," Park said. Game Boy Tiny is She said bottled water may be a good option when traveling to develty to purchase not been altered by chemicals and taste challenge. laminated. safer than tap water. be sold was so is where comes from. Tap water is drawn from surface water such as lakes and rivers which could be con- of estimation, tap water Roth. student to safer to drink than bottled water." he Occupational Assistant Student Beth One Humber afraid ulated," Parker said. tled water. the tap important ways. She said the water very heavily reg- It is surveyed said they preferred the bot- Only 20 per cent favoured many products. She also adds that bottled ience and lifestyle. "In bottled that very different than lap water is one of the main differences Water choosing more about conven- is Bottled water that critical. doesn't taste bad, you can just the difference," said added. "ocean," and had an after-taste. was tap water. She correct. water, water. Only 47 it Seventy-five per cent of those dents were not so easily fooled. old sam- rolled the first ple in the plastic cup like a fine wine. ference between the two. But an informal One student the dif- bal- But Griswold says walcr support Municipal (OMWA) "People Education student Melissa Chovancc ly identified the bottled water. to Parker. Executive Director bottled water Childhood Early First-year not many checks and water conies from protected under- Association water "tastes like rusty pipes". cent of the students surveyed correct- safer than tap is no evidence of the Ontario Assistant student R. Hebcrt said lap the two. water this claim. Doug bottled water In taste test is website although some consumers states that assume water <Joes ances." in said. But according to Health Canada, as has .N'evvland Water lot and water been." Canadian Association strin- always Executive Bottled regulat- is more ed gently than bot- the is is "Municipal water not be afraid said. Griswold water cxcclk'iil. 'People should tea," i|ual- Toionlo's ol ily of that of direclor Toronto's walcr supply, said ihc tap drinks, cof- .soft are CFIA food by regularly bottled water has outpaced ensure huinan con- for of rate Food to sumption. Patrick "For the the respon- It is Canadian products arc safe brands. growth Act. the domestic and foreign fiiod that both Bullied and Pepsi have marketed considered a food Agency (CFIA) Inspection Canadian. It's of sibility is regulated under the is outsells home console systems "You have to be aware that it takes energy and resources to bottle water." Bui Griswold said comparing the By Erin 2001. Bell featured full-colour It resolution Nintendo is celebrating the one-year anniversary of its Game Boy Advance SP after recording the highannual sales figures est Boy's 1 Game in tem best-selling videogame sys- last year, out-selling all home console systems: PlayStation 2, the three Sony Microsoft Xbox, and Nintendo Gamccube. The GBA was launched in June than Game Boy its and a To larger predecessor, the Color. retails SP model. units were the rests more than 160 dale, Game Boys million have been sold world- wide. The deluxe "SP" model, which currently smaller 4- year history. The Game Boy Advance (GBA) was the screen graphics iiigh- for $139.99, and conies with is a front-lit "At flip-down top to protect the screen ate from scratches. his Nintendo of Canada spokesperson Lesley Short said the GBA sold more than 1.3 million units in Canada. About 300,000 of those least Advance it games, library its Hem says. games on of more than 500 "They base old-school the later in for the Greg half of the people bought came back and SP Hem who Game Boy a traded model," sales associsaid. Hem estimates Mississauga games store sells Game Boys between three and five each week. Much Advance's games. They keep it like style the Game continued Boy popularity Humber EtCetera comparing apples She said bottled water in price to other is to is oranges. comparable beverages. of people find that more fun," he added. Nintendo and MiichMusic are currently running honour of Participants a the promotion in anniversary. concert. Questions? Comments? Suggestions? can win four SPs and the chance to see Finger Eleven in of price of bottled water to tap water their make high-tech simple, and a lot instead of trying to originally screen, better quality buttons, and a on The contest closes April See www.muchntusic.com 15. for details. Email us at etc_business @yahoo,ca " Thursday, April 2004 1, PG. 9 Humber grad stars as Toronto anchor 1 but learning the ropes and observing Dina Pugliese rises at midnight to prepare for They the whole lime. started letting her write the occasional voice-over upgraded news to the library to gel familiar with the production side were The people and they offered me fantastic a I morning enterlainmeni i up Pugliese gets work before many for alarm British TV be on to badly and that "1 get in my news I to Stroke (about 2 a.m.), check sources, look all and out, want in done the and but didn't when job on line- she put not Makeup people put her face on. and she gets One 6 a.m. She on-air employee to always live to air at is first gel to '93 to '97. at work. York U. from Not knowing what to do but having an interest in enter- ne.xt, tainment, she enrolled in the Post- Graduate Humber me," she I Pugliese teamwork." Humber First year experience ism. Pugliese says she want n't do to knew she did- and thought she print, didn't want to do radio, but by the end of year first saw chord with loved journalism; radio, 1 loved Come second year, students get aspects of journal- in all the benefits of her did "Having a sample of everything you hone your skills and appreciate every aspect of the busi- how ness, they work all together," internship Global at Television. Mary liked "I Mailers and couldn't really helps she was happy focusing on the radio/TV aspect, and get Ito from Health helped her out, but in anywhere terms of entertainment. try's else The in indus- She did what she mundane knew calls "that fun stuff," like getting coffee, it to to take themselves," she said. And her focus was fair, but wasn't her passion. be challenged and to any risks until she with the luxury of owning her be, segment. 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"People saying, it was wanted enthusiastic on-.iir personalities, who want to be natural. Shalev my social just to get a Pugliese then writes each of her sends said, dare to dream of the day 7 job on camera, as up," she said. stories, don'i believe in the production on-air to get a camera about an hour and a half I've completely researched and I al Lottery. full time, everything at it Shalev that," make every- places try to on-air getting in have for the day, fan "Some one look uniform. until that time She was interested kind of a team. this Global During of 2003. Heart the work she work with kind of wants and assistant), at offered her a position in the I interview and Intend- bits for things like She badly. that it's this years occasional a week, asked her if she really want- replied that (editorial she was primarHy backstage, with days that Pugliese rose at 12 a.m. five ed four summer learning interviewee, recent EA spent Toronto clocks have sounded. A as an firsl her be herself. "People don't realize job," she said. After graduation, Pugliese started Torunio let Pugliese had a great lime. "I By Brad Burgess anchor Dina ing to of the business. morning show Pugliese's personality, hiring her at their was for ihc late night news, and she later loved ., THURSDAY, APRIL PG. lO 2004 1, ARTS w to A • If From classical violinist bridge the gap music to jazz, now flips a hip hop beat By Ben-Ari says the world of urban Pierre Hamilton music opened up Introduced by rapper Kanye West during his stop Friday Docks the at last Ben-Ari drew Miri night, back her bow and took aim at the bom, "hip hop began to pluck one violinist" crowd's emo- at the string at a time. Ben-Ari has had on effect this people ever since to hip hop. hip hop, especial- my album, is orchestrate," said. "It's in my blood right now it's my language" ly on I hop hip a beat. If the idea of a marriage between two very the ferent dif- the unlikeli- est of fans. performanc- drew from es praise violin... She had the snippets of string instru- hottest opportunity to be introduced by the host Jay-Z. "Now you're going to see some- producers Kanye West, Dr. Dre, and thing you've never seen before. RZA. the "I guess because ple," I flip I really play Ben-Ari differently it it - don't sam- I Born stage on Live February 2003. she considers to be one of hip hop's Her guard drops greatest. "It violin After moving was the best feeling; it's the best high," she said. Through Jay-Z, she met frequent Kanye collaborator, emcee/producer West. her early 20's, she After contributing over 90 per Mannes School of Music. cent of the strings on West's College York On six. in bers feeling playing studied at Showtime's at side Tel the she was It's millennia," urb out- began New new Jay-Z said as Ben-Ari took to the Ben-Ari when of the shit as she rememhumbled by these words coming from the mouth of an artist a sub- Aviv, to new Showtime said. in in second the Hotel, a couple of hours before check of floor Toronto's Metropolitan her traced musical progression. During mandatory her military service at the age of with played she 17, Dropout album, Ben-Ari perfect work situation. "He sound Friday, a tired 26- last year-old Ben-Ari me do me let Army Quartet. this time that The album is she all the way. work set to feature from Anthony Hamilton, Ghostface ma/<e love Mya, Killah, with the violin became . the Universal Records. the It was during . it like the "Or you can String . calls dream team." When West decided to go on tour, he called on Ben-Ari who was busy working on her debut rap album with We're Israeli Scarf ace Fabulous, West and introduced oth- ers. improvisational Ben-Ari calls the album an urban sounds of jazz trumpeter, update of what Carlos Santana has Charlie "Bird" Parker done on to the Once . became she of albums. artists connection was only a scholarship and a chance repeat the away. encounter came soon from who Foundation, the present- ed her with a violin and a chance meeting with Wyclef Jean, a former member of Fugees. After getting Many This America-Israel Cultural The his last couple Santana takes contemporary and constructs a song around their particular style - Ben-Ari hopes to "hip" to jazz, the hip hop acquainted with Jean through mutual friends. Humber EtCetera her with the ments sampled by hip hop's the . "You can break someone's heart music seems odd, look no further than . bl istering of styles she After appearances on NBC's Showtime at the Apollo and BET's 106 and Park. training to flip her violin let she used her classical would not It communicate her newfound love of "What I do with found her footing, the she Israeli tions, training classical crowd. As to her. be long before she would use her the same success. people consider the violin instrument that most closely human voice. Ben-Ari power and cannot wait to on the world of hip hop. resembles the knows that unleash it "You can break someone's heart make (him or her] happy. You can get mad with the violin or you can make love with with the violin or you can the violin - it's music man," she said. " Thursday, april 1, 2004 PG. Just chew on Toronto artist, this Jason Kronenwald, paints blonde pop celebrities in bubble gum on plywood By Tracy Smitten Most people chew to paint with it, blow it, pop The young, Toronto-based medium and it stick it. But Jason Kronenwald prefers it. artist has been experimenting with bubble gum some time now. He painted his first 'gum' portrait in the mid90s after graduating from Queen's fine arts program. Although he has explored as a for other materials, "It somehow gum seems kind of stood out because of to its qualities," said the soft-spoken artist in just seemed like an obvious choice for In a series of portraits entitled have stuck. great colours, plasticity and sculptural an interview at his home studio. art "Gum "It making." Blondes" Kronenwald captures the essence of blonde celebrity divas. Britney Spears, Paris Hilton and Napanee's own wild child Avril Lavigne are all mirrored and sealed in these works. Bazooka Joe: "It lexan bombshell, Britney Spears kind of stood out because of its great colours, plasticity and sculptural qualities. Hubba Bubba: Sarah Michelle Geller is one of many foxy muses. wanted "I beauty al," in capture to idealized an inherently ugly materi- "Chewed bubble gum is garbage. Once it's he said. considered chewed we see over the all it streets and under seats and think what good could become of it?" Kronenwald admits to an obses- sion with popular culture. avoid it, it's "You everywhere," he "I'm not a big Britney fan but can't said. I am obsessed by what she means to the world right now." To create a piece, he supplies a team of professional chewers, made up of family and friends, with stacks of gum-Trident, being his brand of choice. It all chewed his palette of wild returns to up and becomes him colours and tones. "The mouth does all the mixing," Kronenwald said. He then spreads the gum on a piece of plywood with his fingers. up to A larger portrait 40 hours can take to complete. Kronenwald's gum art has received plenty of media attention, and now with plans for a summer show on mind, there's no telling pop muse will be. "Gum is gum. I'm stuck on it," he said. Jason see more of To Kronenwald's work, check out www.gumhlondes.com. who BubbliciOUS: The stunning Brigitte Bardot. his his next Humber EtCetera Bubble Yunri: The sensational Pamela Anderson. 1 1 Thursday, April PG. 12 IN REVIEW FUCK IT: A 2004 1, Night at the Movies Do To Monthly concert series at The Phoenix ~ By Adam Lediow Fans who missed U2 at their last concert in Toronto can soon hear the next best thing through the sec- Hellboy- Johnson Family Vacation-Christopher Erskin dir. Opens: Wednesday, dir. April Director Christopher Ersicin away from any comedic destination, in his debut feature tilm. Johnson Foniilx takes to As Nate Johnson (Cedric the to Entertainer), travels with his tamily ian slithering (Selma reptil- The urine-dispensing, cop-chasis is classic evil Scooby-Doo this nick. If a what you're Lampoon National Ilre-siarier Liz Sherman and psychic mer-man Blair), a lesson it teach to never learns - it can- features a cameo Hyde Hellboy scries. Opens: fame, has the look and charisma of an action star. He can make wise cracks, just as roughing up the bad guys. easily as But movie Walk(n)i ill Tall, these things work against the story's central theme. The Him is supposed to be about the everyman. who The Rock plays Chris America. Vaughn, a military veteran who, on home, returning finds high is With Chevy Chase as its leading man. it actually succeeds in the so- and short on dumb-ii's-funny genre. or on action/comedy plot, a "horn-gripping" hero-kicks-ass kind of Hick - horns "Pierre Hamilton a Some critics call while others see anti-American, it theme as a its repre- sentation of American culture. But for this reviewer, is it clean up the town. to Walking Tall is presented as a low was created by Martin and offers audiences a story of recreations live modern classic albums. "A pot with his latest film Dogville, sial musical event like unprecedented," this Martin is said. this the same way an orchestra would perform the works of Mozart." "We're treating The series kicked off last month through three hours of great acting with Nirvana's Nevermind. Next and a devastating, but clever, Thursday night, human about From portrayed nature plot. the pristine performances to himself continue will it U2 with the album that launched stadium rock superstardom, into and James Caan, the east brings the The Joihtut "We've small town of Dogville to a complex albums, and to see one recreated life. live legendary greats Lauren Bacall Tree. got our favourite all on stage by amazing musicians MCL cool experience," is a really Blood and Death Wish. These films feature men who have been through it all and stand up for takes in a fugitive Grace (Kidman), Dale Gago what who from Hardcore Nirvana fan Marc Gabreau was in the audience at last Taking tion of Firsi is right. looks as if WWE It Unfortunately, through- he is Tall, The Rock preparing to appear Ran\ mstead of a person has experienced the horrors of clear the nimiiiakers weren't is some of the scenes are wonderfully campy. But they deviate too often into nuilaic As well, the film's appro.xlmaie will leave many paid $13.50 disappointed. Big Rock's talent Hopefully in the a moralistic Edison town Jr. films is where The should be presented. in the future he will realize his limitations. -Nick Rapp 30s, a in gangsters. the form of Thomas who coaxes the philosopher, (Bettany) into harboring her as own. Dogville start Rocky community the in running is The when of they exploiting Grace's dependence von Trier is said. month's concert. He says wasn't it quite what he expected. "The music was good," "Gabreau said. "But Nirvana wasn't a five- piece band and they had five guys on stage. guess I 1 half expected to see Kurt's [Cobain] blond hair and on the town. realistic publicity and promotions assistant one of innocence queslkmed is is known for his highly film style as an oath to the film collective 70 minute run time budget, tlashy place Grace's saviour comes for- Hollywood action-comedy type sequences. who Mountains their trying to be overly serious and MISSISSMGA Trier the Waves), has stirred the controver- corrupt and a casino owner runshow. Vaughn takes it upon von Lars Dark and Breaking ning the who war Tentre in the of Nicole Kidman and Paul Bettany on LMnkArts director. MCL series Toronto performer/producer Craig police force out most of Walking no horns. -Julie Senatore Danish The 2 Friday, April (Dancer defies the system and brings down corporate budget revenge picture in the tradi- Pierce. Directed by Guillermo del Toro, the 2 April Live. Lars von Trier dir. WWE The Rock, of voice-over from Frasier star David 2. rent to a demon Hellboy (Ron The movie little family road- after, up is not win. especially suited to chil- risque than it Abe Sapien (Doug Jones) under the sheets rou- dren looking for something a trip Perlman). film uses overly played out Skip into a man. take over the world. Unfortunately, super-strong gags such as the ever-popular more demon group of mutant misllts led by the mishaps occur ing .scene a the evil is back. This time many from California to Missouri, tine. make Kevin Bray installment of Modem Classics ond Dogville-- Opens: Friday, Friday, April 2 Sixty years ago, a great evil tried Viualion. The dir. If you strip away the confused hero theme and "save the world" comic book banter. Hellhoy is about what it drives the conventional roadtrip story Guillermo del Toro Opens; 7 \Na\king Tall- Dogme 95. Dogville screaming on looked more Stone Temple singer Weiland Pilots] to But Gago filmed in an empty studio with The stage. like Scott [of me." insists that the musi- chalked out houses, streets and even cians performing the songs are not dogs creating a theatre like to be confused with cover bands. With minimal u.se .setting. "A Modem of props and hand held cameras, the actors are left is working with nothing but themselves 'The musicians and the director or look -Jessica Russell like show Classics Live Gago not a tribute show," said. aren't trying to be anybody. They're just playing the music note for note, cut for show cut. ..This music and the MCL Classic result about the is is incredible." a spin-off of the popular is Albums Live series but tar- gets a younger audience. "We expect the Modern Classics Live be huge, esjK-cially scries to with the college and university crowds," DAVID USHER man of the Canadian rock band Moist Radiohead. a proven master Enemy, between acoustically-groove-driven songs and at crafting hits that vary flat-oui is crowd-pleasing rockers. Now Hallucinations. David Usher will promoting showcase the buzz his third solo The Clash. Public Jane's Metallica, Addiction, the Beastie Boys, and album, Pearl Jam. can Tickets his notorious talent for be purchased through Ticketmastcr for $12 giving an absolutely riveting Ih/e performance. advance or $15 Media Sponsor "And said. Upcoming artists having their albums featured include Wednesday, April 14/8 p.m. Tickets: $10 - $45 This front Gago has already started," Q in at the door. College and university students with a valid student card get half price. 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Humber EtCetera Joan Rivers' sharp tongue tonight at the Assembly Hall, 7 p.m. This offer is not open FOR THE ATTENTION OF ALL HUMBER STUDENTS Notice of Election for the Student Representative to the Board of Governors of Humber College Institute of Technology and Advanced Learning An Wednesday, April 7 and Thursday, April 8, 2004 for the position of Student Governor on the Board of Governors of Humber College. The term of office for this position is September 1, 2004 through August 31, 2005. There are two candidates for this position: Election will be held on Jen Green Tennica Hamilton Wednesday, March 31 Thursday, April PG. 14 2004 1, LIFE Dining off the beaten path 27 Diner After hours, of the school Just north and Hwy 27 themed joint Number students and Camped in giants. Burger poodle between ."JOs skirts. corporate the Tim and King Instead, feast on find the the likes of beef tenderloin, wings, roast beef and reuben sandwiches or They may have fish and chip dinners. best eats you out on your side afterwards but trust us - you won't go to roll home campus off a Mortons, this one offers a break from the usual fast food. can Finch at Diner, comes complete that chrome with 27 is hungry. The Standby.s By Laura Youmans And Shhhh.hcar Your stomach thai'.' is growhng. Bad news 6 is it's already Food Emporium p.m.. the is machine already the vending of places, most Neighborhood your just Inside. street. closed, will and tested always the tried there's Woodbine Centre after ate eat at the who of you for those only J.J. Grill has down the Muggs a st;yidard menu of quarters and the thought of day-old, family restaurant pre-packaged sandwiches from Java chicken dinners and amcricanizcd Jazz does little Bui don't as bleak as pasta plates, but things do gel inicr- for your appetite. fret - the situation you may think. plenty of spots to eat just not is There are beyond Be our guest: restaurant. Just around the corner from Humber, you can't miss the Shanghai manager Still, Will a matter of eyes) hefty plates of greasy chicken, fact, yours truly at the Et Cetera have sizzled ribs of them. That being more than a few said, here's a list eats, then Blvd and check out Burger Boy Hwy photocopied 27. is come your appetite Golden Crust Bakery Humber Golden Crust Bakery same & Deli is plaza. There's no and vegans close your but the tiny lady behind the counter check A weekly Humber style. to make. This European see every day. But there folks wide deli - it they told me that for perfect I a offer someone had a com- fortable look about me." And What isn't style? "When people wear "Well this wasn't said to .stuff that's obvi- but the worst thing? someone in one word. inspires bands What's on your fashion wish list? "Maybe a pair of shoes by MacBeth; it's owned by Tommy DeLonge of for Cutie often What's going to be the next big thing In 2004? "The prep look." What are three essentials in your wardrobe? the band tee-shirt like I tried style? go to I listen to Saves the Day, Death and Brand New and Cab I'll shows and see things and Who is your style "I a directly think 'that's cool'." duroy pants from the Gap." "Comfortable jeans, your "Mostly emo-punk music. "Emo" also like a pair of cor- me told a friend that too hard." What the in-thing." Describe your style and a trucker hat." competitors. this modest looking kind of like eat icon? what Seth Cohen on O.C. wears." Think you got style? Know someone who does? Let us know at (416) 675-6622, ext. 4514 or email us at [email protected] Compiled by Jelani Lowe Humber EtCetera it buffet from us, the desperate need of fix then Caffe for its decadent desserts such as it ice specialty coffees, has a patio. What's better than mouth-watering treat under the sun? all-you-can- has enough satisfy any worked up after a long day and study. The best part is you can load up in cream crepes and plus of class "Being comfortable" Fd its a doesn't stop also the nicest thing "Someone style? Blink-182. from you are Demetre may be more your thing. The entrance to the cafe is on the outside of the mall. This place is famous menu of appetite selection What's it's Shanghai if a chocolate or caffeine Oodles of noodles are on the you don't style treats that said about your style? Is two, Restaurant couldn't be further Take little also a great place to find is Year ously not comfortable, but because look at Nonna used shop Name: Nigel Edwards Program: Business Marketing, 2nd What the first establishment. For the calorie conscious diner located in the plaza as the however apart & sealing in this European style joint, Style Same photocopied menus like the appetizers and alcohol? Priceless. But Deli are for the ambiance. This homemade "sammiches" "The handwritten- about clogging those arteries with (vegetarians customers. lettuce, The handwritten menus for his Shanghai Restaurant tomatoes and whatever else whet veal, pasta, are uhh... quaint" in uhhh... .quaint, but then, people don't exactly limp up some tasty serves greasy spoon the plaza at the corner of way chicken or sausage for takeout, just fat Mmmmmmmm... .burgers. Burger Boy solid, doesn't mind pointing out the with high piled onions, sauteed may you want and of course, big burgers juicy tasty of newsroom favourites. If Chan its Tuesday "Jam Nights". The cab fare from residence' Five bucks. Loud music, college crowd, esting with the campus boundaries. As filled our bellies at burgers, a take-out plate to keep you munching on the ride home. So pop that hermetically sealed bubble and step off campus. appear like Humber of nowhere, but a than vou think. is in It may the middle tasty treat is clo.ser - THURSDAY, APRIL Pack 2004 1, PG. 15 up, pack it Neat is about to begin in, it By things that remind Abigail Avila think Pack and clutter bugs beware; rats new there's a town. Hide your giri in magazines dating back to junior high anymore, because fit it's OK hold on to too much. People can crowded Her name homes and in their they can'l live comfortably," she said. addition in to sentimental the value of an item, Buttigieg says conis "When you I we sumerism time. them of the past. on to things but to hold get and re-evaluate that heap of clothing that doesn't it's another reason why we organizer, fessional newest il il because the cost it's life away space in your mind and wallet" "[Clutter] the carpenter. Co-producer Marike Emery said the host be experi- "Our We a professional organ- looked really her job at experience as the vehicle of the show. We could have done we u.sed the make who goes host, Hellen Buttigieg, tough with homeowners will aim usually 50 per for they can purge half of their to cent, if stuff, then them along the way. But if they are not letting go of I purge and organize the mess people find themselves and solutions tips break clutter habits. ready to store, is tries get "I 2.0: Neat and in stubborn, clutter-loving and provide courtesy in. basically encourage anything, a It's have I you have having a an that's hardest part of get- to feel lot abundance of is of com- stuff issue," burden and their is clutter takes unattractive Buttigieg says ple mentally it she added. "So purge day one cult. We see a and purge day two, she through to up space it. look it's at, can also crowd peo- and drain their wallets. is lift- shoulders. in most lot I is really diffi- of tears bul by have seen a break cases." In the end, 'tough-love' is Although says key. get motivated to start going quickly," things. really from is starting Buttigieg Once they start to feel the feeling that comes with letting go of things, they added. "It's not only how worth the space looks, how they feel in People don't how oppressive their space is until they see how great it could be." it. realize 9mm ms every Tuesday 9t30 to dose tough to get really get to of .some,'" rid Buttigieg said over the telephone. Chef plays with bait on salmon warning we have feel combination Sometimes people and say 'look, you have five of these Health watch stuff. are always inundated with said. a transformation." she said. Buttigieg Martha differently bul it view point of the profes- sional organizer to much commercials and we fortable enced. izer. "We get the newest this and the latest that. ho.st is any- "It's like a have so was important decor or you purge. ed The show is similar to TLC's Clean Sweep minus the designer and it your momentum disorganization. you fit doesn't it The cluttered into now.' Because right ting rid of clutter tackle areas of to lower than what is finally need this stuff takes p.m., viewers can follow homes you costing when you If more," Buttigieg Starting April 6, at 8:30 Buttigieg know what? say, 'you home series Neai. Buttigieg asks the right questions Such as to help people clean house. when was you used the last time and do you need really it it? dramatic By my Irish Patterson big pole. wouldn't touch I it." he said. seafood, healthy pubHshed study, the in and identifying the country of However, Canada has these ment Frank Formella, chef and head admits there of is scare was was is no regulatory require- to indicate on the farm-raised," and always depends on how much you "It Production Division, the worried after the Agency. it how much you eat it anyway," Formella buys mostly farmed salmon because "unfortunately, there is not Still, eration, he said that if modat The the salmon offered Ontario, you have your wild salmon right? wouldn't. I Would you eat wouldn't touch it. Indiana the process. "It's all about them trying to decide what stays and what goes. Sometimes there are a lot of emoinvolved. Tempers fiare in tions instances want when someone doesn't of something," she to get rid said in a interview from her Toronto office. "Our host is different because she guides you along and she also participates. She gets tired, annoyed and kind of it's Watdi Itie Gaome on ttie her story too." on fish must be the personal safe, method of produc- its Producers Geeta Emery approached University who Piofessor led the study, Sondhi and the network with the idea becau.se they figured clutter slill is something everyone could relate cats salmon. to. "Only about once or twice a am an old guy. would month. But probably were a I With of All she said. Ronal Hitcs, I it? fish. market regardle-ss eaten in Humber Room is safe. "When comparing salmon, what's the difference? You go to Lake there, Canadian tion," enough wild around." So what makes Neai so different all the other home shows? Emery says on this show, the homeowners are deeply involved in from standards are applied to both wild and farmed Formella said. at the end of the show. frustrated with people so "The same safety and quality always depends on home- a owner's dramatic reorganization Canadian Inspection do here, but at Food eat." out have salmon on the menu Seafood Fish, "a actually came because we Maria said and witness ization skills label that fish policy officer. out report into Andruczyk, there." "I of identification The Room, at Humber lot "There salmon then wild salmon. buyer labels yet to put practice. chemicals) and other environmental toxins present in farm-raised ori- gin.' U.S. shows highof PCBs (man-made toxic research journal Science, er levels impor- 'the tance of labeling salmon as farmed salmon has been placed squarely on the hot-plate. A Viewers can learn practical organ- The research suggests After two decades, the poster fish of 1 make I a different decision woman of a pregnancy," Hites -i.\->.?w~j<'ji«B»*tsii«K»"wisec«maB«»«aajK if in the first trimester Buttigieg why said the people have so because of its value. *^jj;iissr-<v: It's 930 Dixon Road at Carlingvieur clutter is 905-674-7777 personal value. "The big thing said. main reason much is the sentimental hard for people to Humber let go of EtCetera'»:*vi^s.i^' Stcc xsmecmaaoaaoaeaaama it your you need I realize HGTV's in someday, you could go out and buy Buttigieg, and she's a pro- coach and host of home and mind. All these things cause pressure. Hellen is keep something costs space in your mcacnaemaan: Thursday, April PG. 16 IN Three Kims and a URL: Kim Sung ll Kim (left), ll 1, 2004 FOCUS Jong (middle) and Kim Song-Ae (right) Check them out at www.korea-dpr.com North Korea's website provides pathetic porthole into dysfunctional dictatorship comment Editorial By Sam Toman America: Imperialist bully Looking website North Korea's at outcast social up gearing for a That may be overstating this a it little (www.korea-dpr.com) site willblow your mind. Whether do it'll so out of fear or hilarity will depend how much news you watch. on Actually, it's America these days, not that scary. Sad, is reaction smacks of the resort international cry for help and endearing is scary. Columbine, naive folks asked: 'where were the warning signs?" Well, North Korea if is the isolated outcast of the international ty, this website is that Here's a quick communi- warning sign. guide to state -BUILT WALL OF SHAME." The world to the the music video for the is anthem. Republic's Song of This PowerPoint rily along lyrics like, North with our lives," and, ""When my but to life it devote I Motherland, hon- the medals ourable history section of will shine of the still, are the accompany- people, imperial first day war with Rocky boulevards, set to an IV. Democratic People's power A in capital idea a It's tially little that usher in a civilization-ending nuclear holocaust cannot make What's also disconcerting is neon green on a black background. at the site, obviously keeping alienated delusional "KOREA old American aesthetic on an Vuarnet tee-shirt, accidentally brought to the country in 1988 crate of humanitarian aid. in a with ONE" like the li.st on the to receive of the state Democratic People's Republic of Korea. At the ri.sk of being put on 1 Korea. list out signed up to be a friend of Why not'.' I'm sure they're the Within moments of seiuiing The cash-strapped managed to circum- days, in Interesting things your shopping cart gymnastics VCDs Seriously. when your application is 'In They a few membership processed, you'll of all videos and your favourite marching KFA. At songs. the same time, you will receive further instruction'. What mean? Who am "Further instructions'? the bell does that I, Nfanchurian Candidate? keep you posted. Unless on permanent vacation in Guantanamo Bay, Cuba. ,^^ I'll I'm Humber EtCetera that, firming you of your entry into the totalitarian Korea blames me my my receive another email from us con- karaoke Wars logo. Less curi North that trade crushing international include ously. me application was 'succes.sful'. you can throw Star request, they notified also notified souvenirs online. written in bonds of global einbargos by offering North Korean vent yellow lettering looks suspiciously a mailing alert.s capitalism does not include nation has proclamation IS you on giving up on online shopping. their motif. North Korea makes some confusing claims on its site. The noble but slightly kind of get the feeling that whoever cept of the ing high school nerd designed for a western audience, you did the design based their entire con' shame built In the website's colour scheme of red and Looking that a suc- cessful link to another webpage. puts email Apparently shuck- The wall Korean Friendship Association. form very lonely. disconcerting that a has the ability to poten- of the invitation to join the Spanish-based there, the Northern Part." country The most engaging part Korea's webpage is every single anii-terrorisin the mission of destroying the Layout bet I'm on their (?) ominous keyboard-laden tune that sounds like a cross between a Russian Orthodox funeral chant and the song Final Countdown from Yankees, since the now. U.S. government 1 Filling out a simple online down sprawling of occupation of South Korea, .shit list don'i). diers escorting nuclear missiles to unite all isl the 1 ing images of regimented sol- new nation and the know 1 (which my on Republic tried to build the If North Creepier "While ih Government Confirmation report Send: Successful "Let us advance the people's army. Let us defend heart." the site claims, now! Easily the most intriguing feature of North Korea's attempt to reach out presentation of sacrifice even has a name- petty to that cheerful bouncing ball skipping mer- the help Join ball to armegeddon National Defence. started to prepare the socialism's wackiest website. wall North calling. both After the and South Korea, which they've nicknamed the "U.S. divides Follow the bouncing they giving visitors an visit U.S. military interven Korea can't thi.s e-tour, opportunity to this, Still by embittered this liny porthole into a dysfunction- Like an angry picked-on teenager, world's the to offer an for dividing As proof of between battle jocks and nerds. tion in the 50s, dictatorship. Americans eter- probably a better word to describe al passive Korea's but superpower only nal Korea and on the best terms aren't aggressive nuclear Columbine. but We all know that North a lot like seeing the per- is sonal website of an alienated teenage "imperialist' their country. otTicial Thursday, April 2004 1, PG. 17 Google will help find your online twin By your traces are Kane Patrick amazing how much useless knowledge is at your fingertips especially when you're double-u, It's Tom, you're like every other If Dick and Harry, you've "googled" own name. Whether it your narcissism or voyeurism, be out of it's always interesting to find the websites your name more associated is with. find your my found name dopplegoogle. His Patrick Kane. He's a journal- is email Web users that too. 'We've always left a public ourselves, even before Internet," Janes said. "There is trace the .some unease because fraud and identity theft For some people prevalent. is more it's Google others don't even care." If you've googled a name, you are Big Evil twin?I According Brother. to to may employers current events, be student Commonwealth Virginia at googling your name and your work University. He's also photo editor for the Commonwealth The newspaper. school's his Times, and he works part-time as a name Kane. also Patrick is I'm a journalism student Humber at College and I'm the photo editor of Humber the EtCetera. work I my how it's My mom really are. we unoriginal said was 1 spe- She like. in a that keyword and a product word pops up. You are not unique used Froogle to Kane find my also the protagonist in the novel Silence and Sluidons by James Long. Apparently, I try to forget my past by heading an archaeological dig in the Welsh sides. You can buy my billion The chance of being a hermit is coming close an. online world is According Type related to hill- story for only it people could have false descriptions of themselves on the Internet." four trillion words. series shouldn't take (the results of search engines) as concrete informa- Joanne Ho. Humber Nursing student, too fast, too random "It's Your name you haven't been same thing could be true access. If the is of words that anyone identity. If overkill. tion." said Google.com, four in of the search engine might be "We to pages translate to around to impossible, but for some, the evolution web your mom told careful. for your you that you were special or unique, think Your dopplegoogle was same thing. again. the told proper But experts say search engines seem so easy to use that "masks it searching really difficult who "Searchers is." know what they're doing can find the facts they need very may fail misknow how to well, others where to find them because I'm a professional searcher. Most of Searching for answers the time, people type in a few words and hope Joe Janes, a professor University Washington's of Information School, world's head of the is Google-course, a gradu- first ate-level class that studies impact on the global Google's Since village. 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Serges Developed Hnn and Larry to find is in 1998 by Page, two Stanford students, the prolific search engine began as a lesearch project. Every keyword typed that you down. web word So pages. to If have designed engines. have a service cally. their Yahoo! says that company likel> own ii search will soon can update links to Yahool homepage aulomali- Mooter, an Australian compa- ny, organizes .search results into relat- ed meanings and can you've had a picture of yourself posted on the web. mmimimm the tailor itself to if you've been published online, your online traces exist. With go public by the year's be launched. 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I can trace even It's when you interesting number, address, dating profile? of double-u, doublc-u. dot bored. Given out your there. insurance social " 2 " Thursday, April PG. 18 1 , 2004 SPORTS Men's indoor soccer fights hard to win gold sive core By Chris Daponte played tough every that game. men's 'I'hc medal win i!old a OCAA week's ai last provincial championships, to the stood out really lournament." entire Cameron .Medwin rookie "Nobod) said. gave them credit but they kept us make in il make our forwards'] jobs so much easier. On Friday, the Hawks crushed every game. They lour in a row. who went undefeated Huniher. "Our defenders team soccer indoor capped otT an ama/ing season wilh games and oiitscored their opponents by a combined score of - I, dominated the tournament. over live | - •Sheridan in the semi-finals 4 to 1 "We played very well." "We had a really strong tourna". we only lost one game all Durham College - I "We year. Humber RMC faced haps the most entertaining Durham Humber led until the final when RMC evened the the day. five minutes, score al Then, two minutes with only Hawks forward Palleschi scored giving 1 brought out guns their all today." Al times the looked final like a hockey game, with bodies Hying all over the field and blatant body con- victory. In their final Humber robin, - Matt 2 - Humber a said. "They had way more strength from their bench this game. They really one. remaining. Tripodo be to physical," that in per- game of weren't expecting In the .second match. most game of the lournament. in their first. the physical in far... edging had day the before, resulting a couple of close games, team Hawks faced the best by were tested early in like a total- than the one the year was this . . Hawks Thursday showed up that game played ly different menl." The College. The Durham team lor the final medal game gold the to Durham against Coach Cesare Tripodo. Assistant out said advance game of the round going unpunished by the tact despite fight defensive play. I. Regulation time ended number's strong defensive play scoreless frustrated Conestoga. Mesa and Captain Jason fellow defender Diego Galeano led a defen- going with a tie. Extra time looked to solve soccer team wins home championship fourth its six golds in the past as many years, in seven years. official. Both teams had scoring chances defeated Conestoga 4 strike a pose: ihe men s following the tradition that has brought like it was nothing until the ten minute mark when forward Paul Lombardo received a pass from Mesa, broke through the Durham and the defender slipped," Lombardo caught the recalled. "I ball nice and which carried over in the celebration, awards ceremony the to that fol- lowed. defense and found himself in close managed to score." The second the game-winning and goal hit the back of the net the team individual recognition in addition to alone. all "Jay (Mesa) put the ball through Lombardo ran onto the floor to join Hawks Several players received team's gold medals. the Palleshi, Lombardo, and Medwin were named tournament the to all all-star team. women's indoor After impressive year, er, Medwin, Humber's leading scorwas also named tournament MVP Hawks and soccer team settles for silver medal Most of this year's team will return next year only seemed to get stronger as the ber's coaching staff recognized the tournament wore on. silver fin- ished second despite a strong effort week's OCAA at provincial cham- pionships Thursday at the Vaughan Soccer Centre. out Centennial, RMC and Conestoga. while scoring nine goals of their own. team until when Friday, Sheridan College they met in the .semi-finals. "We knew our tion Anna toughest competi- Tripodo. "We have a good rivalry wilh them." The semi-final was a tightly played game, neither team wanting to make a mistake. Both teams played really strong defensively, resulting in looked like a carbon copy of the "We're very solved nothing, game came down to and the After four a the Hawks early in the .second half, RMC scored the first goal making was an amazing game," said. "We played really well, especially against such a tough team." tightened it Hawks squad faced RMC, who Coach Vince up their defense, Hawks to get inside for good .scoring opportu- and coaches felt said know Pileggi. "I Going into to settle for the silver what Hawks players was an inferior team. Although disappointing. Humber EtCetera Hum- I they think in three all ments they had entered were coming off eight the tourna- this year was compared this to the oth- ers. my "This was far," Lombardo one game all third year with the for "We said. only lost year" Humber's cial victory was extra speit was his Hawk's bench Tripodo because game behind last the He is women's afier four years with the team. .sea.son. "We're very proud of our They played extremely girls. We well. couldn't ask for anything more." defender Enyu and Achim were Dorothy Nathalie all-star team and no one's surprise - was the to Davidson - to top goalie in the tournament. "Evelyn was great, she was phenomenal," Tripodo just for the team next Hawks team will out on such a good winning winning four years in a streak, row," he said. Lombardo .summed up the emotions of the entire team when asked what he felt of Tripodo's departure. all going to miss him." he said. is be returning next season to try to end number's three-year gold medal the provincial level. year. "Today was the swan song for me. It was really nice to go out with a strong tournament like this and to go "We're said. that almost their entire at But and coaches were leaving to coach Seneca's impressive drought seven years. last players year's win that felt from a very loss did not detract named the in marks quick to point out how special and straight wins. But Coach Mauro Ongaro one sixth title row, and the in a team, but this year was the best by provincials, the The good news nities. Humber had down," too with their effort today." named very hard for the incdal again.st gold medal game, a visibly be can't Forward After scoring the go-ahead goal, RMC tired by control "That was a very chee.sy goal," fying the 3 - 2 victory for the Hawks. In the hall bounce for Humber. not convert their opportunity, solidi- Davidson dominating Davidson remarked round Sheridan could "We Humber's fourth Hawks Hawks had won on an unlucky Davidson. "That very scoring game's Barrington and an amazing save by accom- the long term the girls will be plea.sed Despite 3-2 a great ing patiently and chances. Hawks were ahead still are disappointed now, but few played extremely well. rounds of kicks, the with medal was plishment. both teams play- allowing proud of our girls. They the In the final would be Sheridan," said Hawks forward made in game half of the final first semi-final, thanks to a go-ahead goal by Emilee For Humber, the real action didn't start defense The Evelyn game. Extra time their day of action on Thursday, shut- ting Hawks penalty kicks. The Hawks breezed through first the key stops to keep the last Sheridan outplayed stood strong and goalie Davidson The women's indoor soccer team This year's provincial play. Humber, but By Chris Daponte honours. scoreless tie at the end of regulation In extra time, Dennis goalie Marijanovic was awarded best goalie Hawks sights on players will their now respective leagues, before returning to next year for a run at .set their summer Humber number five. , THURSDAY, APRIL 2004 1, PG. 19 College employee living a dream with NLL Former lacrosse 'stud' turns sportscaster game after long career playing national remember anything," Shanahan He says said with a laugh, "We still talk was the hardest punch he ever took." Brother of NHL star about as colour commentator Has fond memories of sweater the following season where he helped win the presti- He finds success that A then found himself in a senior Mann Cup gious five consecutive years Brampton Excelsiors' during his seven-year tenure with the team. lot "It was like of talent on In when He played made Toronto had a from its U.S. origin to one season with the Raiders. Poor attendance resulted bacl< to the sport We his pro debut with the NLL expanded the mind. he said. 1998, Shanahan, then 36, Hamilton. my winning the Stanley Cup in that team," Ontario Raiders now giving playing, it. the team's relocation to in following season. Shanahan, a defen- for the sive specialist, didn't fit into the Toronto Rock's By Todd Clark plans. When Rock's away games and grabbed the opportunity to Bowen in Instead, he Brian Shanahan called to answer a question on the Fan 590 in trivia He says he knew all career. "I explaining After Gord DJ's that the older brother the NHL become the station's lacrosse correspon- Humbcr e .Shxmahan I Sunday afternoon game," he said. "I have one of the love doing what do. In fact colour commentating isn't even like work, it's so fun." a best jobs in lacrosse. r 1 I Watch the Toronto Rock take on the Rochester Knighthawks at home Fri. April 9, at 7:30 p.m. is The also Score and '.s r s (' f; oil snet Si> this in late April, the have commentated on season featuring Canadian teams, the will pro- m m a R o season wraps up "Some weekends will do a Friday night Toronto home game and then be on a plane to do play-by-play for a Vancouver College computer r NLL or Calgary Currently Playoff information TBA i com- colour mentator for the National CLASSIFIED ADS Lacrosse League. -Shanahan, the second eld- of four brothers, est career in began his Mimico the Lacrosse league at He immediately fell in Minor the age of 12. "My Ireland North p/t. parents and knew came from American sports. 1 said. "I had no stick skills but I call involved with Mississauga Renegades, Shanahan signed with a Shanahan respected Orangeville squad that included the likes could run. 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