The Book Of Awesome!
HEy! i just wanted to make a book that expresses me as a person, and a bit of comedy. if u like muse,
potatoes, gorillaz or some crud. you would like this book! ( i hope) i will also be including some YouTube
stuffs! * crafts*
Part 1: Welcome!!!!!
( Sample Text)
hhey! idk what to put in this first chapter, but here is a weird thing ^^^^
If u think this book should be deleted, leave a comment saying so! ( gives bleach) you will need this on our
journey.
Part 2: 5 stuff you should know about meh!
1) my fav animal is actually a species.. Birds!
2) I am against being mean to others, even if they did wrong to me.
3) Muse is the only band i look up to. i love other bands too! like gorillaz, beatles. and stuff. but Muse is just
meh life XD
4) if you hurt my friend ( physically) i will hurt you :P. not hard tho, not punch, just... push.. XD
5) im kinda depressed. but i ignore it, and say " fack u depression, my friends and family is all i care about! (
and Muse ( o¬o) )
yeah, so thats just stuff about meh, hope you like me, XD jk. still hope you enjoyed!
Part 3: snakes are cute deal with it
^ ehghhh so kawaiii!
Part 4: Worst computer piece ever!
lol so s**t i cant even. but the meaning behind it is cool XD
yes i drew this xd
Part 5: Top 13 best youtubers!
these are my opinions btw!
1) Markiplier
yes he is my favorite YouTuber, jack is next to him. but i put mark first because his videos help me in a
spiritual way xx
2) Jacksepticeye
I met him irl so he is bossum!
3) Pewdiepie
Hes just freaking hilarious no arguing X'D
4) Danisnotonfire and AmazingPhil
They are awesome and funny. They also make really inspiring videos o,o XD
5) Tyler Oakley
He is just funny and really inspirational. AND BAE XD
6) TvFilthyFrank
don't ask
7) Jaboody Dubs
He makes really hilarious parodies of TV advertisements! ( commercials, for Americans)
8) Shane Dawson
hes just really talented, and amazing at singing!
9) MirandaSings
* outs on lipstick* haters back off!
10) BlastphamousHD
Hes a cool dude that reacts to videos. He is different from the other boring reactors. he actually makes really
funny jokes about the video and chops stuff out! hes awesome breh!
11) Charmxanther un-boring reactor! he so cool and adorable ^0^
12- Chadtronicidek hes just.... amazing. hes also adorable too eek!
13- timmy timatoslay..
Hope you enjoyed! i have tons more fav youtubers but these are my ultra favs! see ya guys!
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Part 6: My Ultimate OTPs!
i was bored XD
* Belldom ( omg my top ship next to jaspar and myler!)
* Wolstenkirk ( fuck ye)
* myler
* jaspar
* troyler!
* phan!
*Tronnor
* Toe! ( tyler oakley and joe sugg XD i know a weird name)
yeah, i guess that's all! i also ship something else but that's meh secret! see ya guys!
Part 7: What i LOVE the most is.......
Muse
Muse
Muse
Muse
My BBFs
Muse
Musers
strawberries
and something else...
Part 8: Something Magical....
Prepare your eyes and your brain for something so magical and so beautiful that not even a unicorn can
outmagic its magic.
it is.....................
CHEESECAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ITS BOOTYFUL XD
Part 9: Worst types of " friends"
these are the people who you shouldn't be friends with.
1) friends who get offended easily.
2) friends who are edgy or seem dark. ( not goths or emos. the people who are just dark in a scary way. )
3) people who are over protective.
4) people who will not let you hang with other friends.
5) people who just want to argue and end up making random stuff up to win.
6) lastly. people who do not make you happy.
hopefully this is useful to some people <3
Part 10: Why making characters is helpful to your life.
Well, as you know ( hopefully) i have a ton of characters. They are really important in my life because they
make me make my decisions. For example, say i saw a fight happening. I would become one of my
characters and try to stop it. Sometimes is doesn't work and sometimes it does.
If you have a persona of some kind or a second you, like Shane Dawson has shanaynay, you will be a happy
and fun person, because you feel like you have a " friend" of some sort.
yeah, so thats that basically. If you dont have one, make one! you will find life is a lot easier :)
hope u liked this chapter, see ya cheesecakes later baiiiiiiii!
edit from the future- this is so fekin cringe wtf
Part 11: the cutest bug in history!
THIS IS A MOTH!
its so cute i cant even right now, if i see someone crush this thing i will DESTROY THEM!! XD
still omg kawaii!
Part 12: IM BORED, HELP!
okay im sooo bored rn, so here is a pic of a puppy ^
Part 13: Do You Love Me?
Weirdest song ever....
Part 14: Why
Kill me please. no human or being should witness this...
WHAT THE HELL!?
Part 15: My Beliefs?
Im not an atheist. nor do i believe in any religion. Im agnostic.
i wont say religion is all fake. Because no human can possibly know the truth about what made life what it
is. It could be real, or it could be fake. It is ignorant to say religious people are deluded, they could be
correct.
However atheists could be correct.
all we have to do is enjoy life. No one can deny it is a gift.
Part 16: Sonic.EXE Voice!
this is so epic
Part 17: My Name Is Springtrap...
David Near is really good at these...
Part 18: The greatest video mankind has to offer
just let it happen, dont stop watching
Part 19: Sorry peeps :(
Hey pplz im probably gonna end this book, simply because i have nothing to put on here.
if u like what i post on here u should check out
" Random crap" and " everything that is bae to me" books since i post similar stuff :)
anyway so sorry, i hope this doesnt make anyone mad or something,
have a nice day cheesecakes! :D