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b u t h e died a t th e age of twen ty five an d l eft his wife who was a Leic ester shir e l a dy of good fa mily b u t n o m ean s wi th an i n fan t da u gh ter an n u b orn son an d an ann uity of twen ty po un ds en a ou rney, he was an . , , . , ’ . , , , , , , . , ’ - , , , , , 7 B i o g rap hi cal In tro du cti on 8 r A few mon th s later on the 3oth o f No v em b er 1 66 h a m t e w h o w n e d son as 7 J on ath an after hi s fath er was b orn at H oey s Co u rt Du blin T he most afl i u en t m em b er of the Swift family was God win S wi ft a b ro th er of t k n f h e d h e o h i d r d r oo a t an w t t e e l a n e un S J the b oy s ed u cation Swift in later d ays was w on t to compl ain th at he had the ed u ca tion of a dog; b u t he was gi ven the b est ed u c ation At th at Ir el an d co u ld afford six yea rs of a e he was sen t to the K il ken n y g Gramm ar School an d at fou rteen to D u b li n Un i v ersi ty At D u b l in Un i versi ty he re m ain ed sev en years an d was w il d an d wi tty an d poor Tow ards the en d of this period h e com pl ain s th at he was so disco u r aged an d sun k in his spiri ts th at he too m u ch ic stu di es ; n egl ec ted hi s ac a d em an d th us in his l ast term exami nation he fail ed in two or three su bj ec ts an d ob tain ed his degr ee onl y b y speci al favo u r At th e su gges ti on of his mo th er S w i ft r ecomm en ded him Tem ple a sel f to th e favo u r of Sir Willi am rel ative of hers b y m arri age and was re k a l r i e a o P v c t M o r r ceived in to Tem e s s e p a a e y . , , , ’ , . , , , ’ . . , . , . , , , , ’ , B i o g rap h i cal In tr o du cti o n S urr ey Tem pl e an d li v ed 9 r etired from pu blic s s hi n mo book e t l a affa irs u i y g q b u t as the statesm an w ho had n egoti ated th e T ri pl e Alli an c e th e on e b righ t page in th e r ei gn of Ch arl es I I he was h el d in hi gh esteem an d fr eq u en tly consul ted b y Willi am Swift o f O r an ge an d the Mi n ister s of State r ea d to Temple k ept hi s accou n ts an d ac ted as secr etary b u t w h at was of gr eater im nd w a sa o r t c T m b l e an a t l s t a e h e e e p p self h eard an d stu di ed an d m easu r ed hi m wi th th e m en w ho w er e m akin g hi story in At th e en d of five year s th e gr eat world S wift in a fit of di ssatisfac tion r eturn ed to Ir elan d an d was or dain ed an d obtain ed the sm all li v in g of K ilroo t on the bord er s of B elfast Lo u gh b u t soon at Tem ple s r eq u est he r etu rned to Moor P ark an d r em ai n ed wi th himn o lon ger as a depen den t b u t as a fri en d un til his patron s d eath in 1 699 Temple had disco v er ed the gr eatn ess of the i n us t h s e i h a t w as b i h l r d u n d r e n s e e e e t g g roo f for b esi des sun dry satirical v erses Swift had wri tten at Moor P ark the T ale of a T u b an d the B attle of the B ooks al tho u gh n ei th er of th ese w ork s was p u b li sh ed for . , had , , . , , . , , ’ , , . , ’ , , , ’ . , , , , B i o g ra p h i ca l In tro du cti on IO m e tim e yet After Tem ple s d eath Swift as l i ter a ry ex ec u tor coll ec ted an d issu ed Tem ple s works un der the patron age of the K i ng; an d he ob tai n ed the posi tion of chap l ai n to the E arl of B erk eley on e of the Lord J u stices of I rel an d B erkel ey pr esen ted him in tu rn wi th the V ic ar age of Lar acor the r ec tory of Rathb iggan an d the preben d of D u n l avin the u n i ted in com e from whi ch was abo u t two h u n dr ed an d th ir ty po u n ds a a d f r A n b or w f b c m ol i l e e e S i t e a e a t i c a p y wri ter an d the m a in stay of the Tory party in Lon don he liv ed for a while at Laracor im n h t h e a rovi vic a r d i e b e n d d n t o t l a a e e p g g g g T h er e wer e b u t fifteen parishion er s u n d er h is c a r e an d it som etim es h appen ed th at o nly h im sel f an d the cl erk atten d ed the ch u r ch b u t the ser vic e was r ea d to m eet the occa sion D ea rl y b elo v ed Roger the Scri pt u r e mo v eth you an d m e in su n dr y pl ac es At Moor P ark Swi ft h ad u n d ertaken th ed u c ation o f a li ttl e girl H ester J oh n son th e Stell a of hi stor y w ho was the n atu r al d augh ter of Sir Willi am Tem pl e Tem ple l eft her a sm all property in Irelan d an d wi th a Mrs Di n gl ey as chaperon e sh e ’ so . , , , ’ , . , , , . , , . , , , . , , , . , , , B i og rap h i cal Introdu cti o n I I d S w i ft s suggestion that she shou ld resid e in Irelan d Swift is sai d to have arried her b u t the evi d en c e is in con clu m and it is c erta i n th at th ey al w ays siv e Swi ft at th i s occu pi ed separ ate ho u seholds e l i ved partly in I r el an d an d partly in tim Lo n don an d it was d u ri n g on e lon g a b sen c e th at ev ery morn in g an d ev en i n g h e wrote in 1 lan guage of his own the fa mo u s letter s describ in g the ev en ts of the day w hich are kn own as the J ou rn al to S tella In Lon don Swi ft bec am e acq u ai n ted wi th Mrs Van righ w hose eld est d a u h ter E sth er Van ho m g righ is c el ebr ated u n d er the n a m e o f ho m In her i n fat u ation sh e follo w ed Van essa Swift to Ir el an d po u rin g ou t the most vi olen t letter s to h im B u t lea rn in g of th e su pposed m arri a e to Stell a she san k u n d er g the blo w an d after h er d eath b y h er in un c ns t h e a s an d e io o m d t e C e n u V an s s a j p was pu blish ed Swift s first essay in poli tic al w ri ti ng was ’ accepte . , , . , , , . , , , . , . , , , , . ’ a Di scou rse in Athen s u p blication Battle on and of the Con tests m Ro an d the T ale t h e B k oo s , f o e f o an d the a which had Di scu ssi on s u bseq u en t s T ub an d the hi therto been B i og ra p h i ca l In tro du ct i o n I2 circulated priv atel y set the seal upon his fam e Ad diso n in pr esen tin g him wi th on e of hi s w ork s in sc rib es it to the gr eatest ” a l e n i s t f u s o f w i f t r i h t t a e h e a e S g g g flirtation wi th the Wh igs b ec am e the lead in g expon en t of the Tory party He din ed with the prin cipal Min i sters every Saturd ay an d his i n w ard con v ict ion s w er e str en g t hen ed b y his per son al attach m en t to th em ; he d efen ded their m easu r es in pam phl ets an d f a l o f e s d t h e o m an i n r t o l s t h an d u e es p p p the Tory m in i st ry on the d eath of Qu een Ann e di r ec ted an d in spir ed in som e d egr ee th eir polic y At the hei gh t of his po w er co u rted b y the l eaders of bo th poli tica l s d n t hi r i r o x e c h a t e s w i f e a t o e S t h a p p g Ch u rch hon ours b u t altho u gh he was ab l e to ob tain offices an d rewar ds for li ter ary fri en ds an d cou ld w ri te : When I b ad cr edi t for som e years at Co u r t I pro vi d ed for abo ve fifty peopl e in bo th kingdo m s of w h ich not ” o n e was a r elative the Qu een d eclin ed to make hima bishop an d he never recei ved mor e than the dean ery of St Patric k s which was giv en to him in 17 1 3 Wi th the ad v en t inistry he return a i to Ir elan d of the n ew , . . , , . , , . , , , , . , , , , , , ’ , m . , Bi o g rap h i ca l In tro du cti o n a ss of tered the fu tu m an re di sappoin ted a , I3 an d . ft li v ed mostly in Ir el an d from the i on of George an d after the d eath ll a n ev er left Ir el an d a T he fir st su b hat dr ew hi m again in to ac ti vi ty was ld the jobb ery of Whi g Mi n i ster s ; llS i n vec ti v e u n i ted the Iri sh people in ai se A paten t had b een gr an ted to a oo d b y whi ch he was permi tted to coin 000 in copper for the use of Ir el an d at f I se b u t a o re i him l r lo t o t ea t s s t n a g g Swift w ro te the Drapi er s Letters t i h n e h o l n o t o r e c e v e t e mo t e e e y; p p g the paten t was w i thdr awn an d th e k h e e w s u r s d t e s u r m or e se B u t y pp p i ft s Iri sh period was Gu lli ver s T ravels He wrote it 1 was pu b li sh ed in 1 7 2 6 id to vex the w orl d r ather th an to t it ; he hated an d d etested th at al c all ed m lo v e only an an d coul d ” idu als Most of Swift s wri tin gs wer e sh ed an on ymo u sl y an d he was c arel ess I n ev er got a far c un i ary r eturn : he wrote in 1 7 35 b y an ythin g I ex c ept on c e ab ou t eight years ago . , , ' . ' , ’ , . ’ ’ , , . , “ ’ . , “ , , , B i og rap h i cal In tro du ct i o n I4 h at was b y Mr Pope s pru den t m an age ” He foresaw his own end m en t for m e He pr edi cted th at like Marl b oro u gh and Som ers the gr eatest gener al an d the gr eatest ” l awyer of th at age he wo ul d die at the top In 17 36 his facul ti es b egan to fail an d in 1 7 42 it was n ec essary to pl ac e himun der restr ain t I n ten se su fferi ng was foll owed b y h el pl ess i dioc y ; his m in d had eb b ed For two years he lin ger ed on b u t away Oc to ber 17 4 5 he exch an ged the sl eep of ih sensi b il i ty for th e sl eep of d eath an d w as i ed besid e Stella He l eft his property bm ad ho u se to b u ild a m an d ’ t . . , , , . , . . , , , . - . H ANNAF ORD B E NNE TT T he Pu b l i sh er A tho h R the to vl L eader ml ll v T ra e s, M r e ue G u i er, is n n t en t a d t a t e F r e n an i i i i t r i i i e e s w o s e e s e y ’ i e the ot er s R elati on etween u s ou t ea r o f the Co n t h ree Years ago, M r G u i er gro wi n eo e co i n to h i at his o use course of cu ri ou s T HE m r of u t ese m d h lk m b by M h S d Ab ll v gw y P pl mg m H mll P h f L d wi th R d ifi md i t H e N w k i N tti gh mh i co ve i w liv t y wh h ti ed y t h i N ti v C i g d E t m m g h i N i gh b Alth gh M G ll iv w b i N tti gh mhi e hi F th e dw lt y t I h ve h d him y h i wh fi mwh i ch I i ly am f mO f d h i e ; t F am b v d i th C h ch Y d t B b y i h v ty lT m b d M m t f th ev th t C G ll i v h q i tted R d iflh l eft th C t dy f th B f i m d w i th the l i b ty t f ll w i g P p y H f th m I h l d th i k fit di p Ih v ef ll y T h S tyl i v y pl i p d th mth ee tim e d the pl ; ly F lt I fi d i that th d im f T v lle i a l i ttl t A th aft the m Ai C i mt ti al T he i f T th app t gh th W h le ; d i d d th A th w th d i ti g i hed f hi V i ty th t it b m t t R d ifi wh f P ov b m g hi N igh b fl i m T hi g t i w i t e t d a f a y o y M G ll i ve had spoke it . 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MY Fath er had a sm all estate in Nott i ngh am shire t e h f fi s n I T ird o v e o n s H e t h S e w a s ; m . Em an u el C oll ege in Cambrid ge at Fou rteen year s old w h ere I resi ded Three s e e ar f c s m e m l lo u di a l d se e t o S t s a n d y pp y y y But the C h arge o f m ai n tai n i n g m e (al tho u gh I had a very sc anty A llowanc e) bei ng to o n f r e a t r a rro w F or t u n I as bo u d o n a e w g Appr entic e to Mr J am es Bates an emi n en t S u rgeo n in Lo n do n w i th whom I co n ti n u ed en a t F h er n d t h fo u r years ; an d m a n o w y e sm all su m s o f Mo n e I l aid th em sen di n g m y e to - , , , , , B 19 A V o yage 20 to L illi pu t l ear ni ng N avigatio n and o th er par ts of the Mathem aticks u sefu l to those w ho i n tend to travel as I al ways beli eved it wo u ld som e tim e or o th er m f ne t or t u o do Wh e n y I l eft Mr Bates I went down to m F h r a t e ; y wh ere by the assi stan c e o f H im an d m y U ncl e J oh n an d som e oth er Rel atio ns I got forty Po u n d s an d a promi se o f thirty Po u n d s e at L eyd en a year Th e re to m ai n tai n m I studi ed Physi ck two Years and seven Mo n th s knowi ng it wo u ld b e u sefu l in lo ng Voyages e R t u r n f rom L e d en I S oo n after m as w y y recomm en d ed by m ood M e r Mr as t B a s t e yg to be S u rgeo n to the S wa llow C aptai n A braham Pan nell Comm and er ; wi th whom I co nti nu ed thr ee Years an d a h al f m aki ng a Voyage o r two i n to the Levan t and som e o th er Parts When I c am e back I resolved to settle in Lo ndo n to which Mr Bates m M a s r t e e n y e an d by h im I was r ecomm ended co u raged m to several Pati en ts I took par t o f a sm all H o use in the O ld Ju ry ; and bei ng advi sed n e to al ter m co di t io I m a rri d r M n s M a r y y out in , , , . , , , , , , . , , , , , , . , , , , . - , , A Vo yage B u r to n , to L illi p u t 2 I co n d D augh ter to Mr Edm u n d B u rto n H o si er in N ewgate street w i th whom I rec eived fo u r h u n dred Po u n d s for a Portio n as t e r a e s ood M B t d i i n n Bu t m t w o y g y g r r an d I h avi ng few F ri en d s a f t e m a s e y y C o ci c s B u si n ess b egan to fail ; fo r m n en e y e to imi tate the b ad pr ac tic e wo u ld no t suffer m B e t en r hr H vi a n o f too m an y amo n g m y g f Wi om e a n d s e th erefore co nsu l ted w i th m y an e e e t a n A c u i t c I d rmi ne d t o o of m q y g I was S u rgeo n su ccessively to S ea agai n in two S hi ps an d m ad e several Voyages fo r to the East an d West I n di es by six Years F or u ne t which I go t som e A ddi tio n to m y My ho u r s o f Lei su re I spen t in r eadi ng the b est A u thors an ci en t an d moder n b ei n g al ways rov d ed wi th a good n u mb er o f B ook s ; an d i p wh en I was ashoar in ob servi n g the M an n ers Di sposi tio n s o f the Peo pl e as well as an d l ear n i ng th eir Langu age wh erei n I had a r M mor eat F acili ty by the str en gth o f m e y g y T he l ast o f th ese Voyages no t provi n g very fo r tu n ate I grew weary o f the S ea an d in se - , . , , , . , , . , , - , , . , , , , . , . , A V o ya ge 22 to L illi p u t d ed to stay at hom e w i th m Wi f e a n d y Family I removed from the O ld Ju ry to Fetter Lan e an d from th en c e to Wappi n g ho pi ng to get B u si ness amo ng the S ailors ; b u t it wo u ld n o t tu r n to acco u n t A fter thr ee a n t a t t n s r x c t t i o h hi w o u ld m d I e a s e e en g p y acc epted an advan tageo u s O ffer from C apta i n Willi am Prichard M aster o f the A n telope who was m aki ng a Voyage to the S o u th W e set sail from B ri stol May 4 S ea o u r Voyage at first was very an d 1699 s ro s e ro u p p It wo u ld no t b e pro per fo r som e r easo ns to tro u bl e the R ead er wi th the Par tic u l ars o f o u r adven tu r es in tho se S eas : Let i t su ffic e to i n form him that in o u r Passage from th en c e we wer e driven by a to the East I n di es viol en t S torm to the North ward o f Van Land By an O bservatio n we Diem en s fo u n d o u rselves in the Lati tu d e o f 30 D egrees Twelve o f o u r Crew were 2 Mi n u tes S o u th d ead by immoderate Labou r and ill Food the rest were in a very weak co n di tio n On the fifth o f November which was the begi nn i ng ten - . - , , . ’ , , , . , , . , , , - , ’ . , . , . , A V o yag e 23 hose parts the Weath er bei n g very hazy the S eam en spyed a Rock wi thi n hal f a Cabl e s l ength o f the S hi p ; b u t the Wi nd was so stro ng th at we were driven direc tly u po n it an d imm edi ately spli t S ix o f the C rew o f whom I was o n e h avi n g let down the Boat i nto the S ea m ad e a shi ft to get cl ear of the S hi p an d the Rock W e rowed s e by m Com u io bo u hr ee L ea u t a t a n t t g y p till we wer e abl e to work no lo n ger bei n g alr ead y spen t w i th l abo u r w hil e we w er e in the We th erefor e tr u sted o u rselves to the S hi p m ercy o f the waves and in abo u t h al f an ho u r the B o at was overset by a su dd en F l u rry from ns the Nor th a n Wh at b ecam e of m C om io y p in the B oat as well as o f tho se who esc aped o n the Rock or were l eft in the Vessel I cannot tell b u t co n cl u d e th ey were all lost e n s F or m r I w m s F or u dir c d o w a t a a t ne t e y p me and was push d forward by Wi nd and T id e I o ften let m L dro co u ld e s an d y g p B u t w h en I was almo st go n e feel n o bo ttom an d abl e to str u ggl e n o lo n ger I fo u n d m ysel f t e S h w i thi n m d e h n hi im e t orm t a d b s t t p y y of Su mm er in L illi p u t to t , , , ’ , . , , , , . , , , . , . , , , . , ’ , . , , A V oyage 24 was to L illi p u t m u ch abated T he D eclivi ty was so sm all th at I walk ed near a Mil e b efor e I go t to the shor e which I co njectu r d was abo u t ei gh t a clo ck in the Even i n en ad I h t g vanced for ward n ear h al f a Mil e b u t co u ld no t di scov er any si gn o f H o u ses or I n h abi t an ts ; at l east I was in so weak a co n di tio n th at I did n o t ob serv e th em I was extrem ely tired an d w i th th at an d the H eat o f the weath er an d abo ut hal f a pi n t o f B ran d y th at I dran k as I l eft the S hi p I fo u n d m ysel f m u ch i n cli ned to sl eep I lay down on the Grass w hich was very shor t and so ft wh ere I sl ept so u n d er th an ev er I r em emb er to h ave n d a done in m li I r cko d bov f e a as ne e e y Ni n e ho u rs ; fo r wh en I awaked it was j u st l Day li gh t l attem pted to ri se b u t was no t abl e to stir : For as I h appened to lie o n m y e s e back I fo u nd m rm L w r e s d A an g y stro ngl y fasten ed on each sid e to the gro u n d and m H air which was lo n t a n d t hick i d e g y down in the sam e m an n er I likewi se fel t sever al Ligatu res across m bod sl en d er y y s from m m h h i T i I co u ld r t s o m t A y g y p . , ’ , ’ . , , . , , , , . , , , , , - . , C M , , , , . , - . A V o yage 26 to L illi p u t v r l tim es b u t I then knew n ot wh at they m eant I lay all this while as the Read er m ay b eli eve in gr eat U n easi ness : A t l en gth str u ggli ng to get loo se I had the for tu ne to b reak the S tri ngs an d wren ch o ut the Pegs f n L e ar m t o t h e ro u d t th at fastened m ; g y d i sco F c I a e v e fo r by li fti n g it u p to m r d y e an d the m ethod s th ey had taken to bi nd m at the sam e tim e w i th a viol en t Pu ll w hich e l oo sen ed v xc sive pai n I li tt l m e e a s e e a g a o n t h e H ir the S tri ngs th at ti ed do wn m y Left sid e so that I was j ust abl e to tu r n m y H ead abo u t two i n ch es Bu t the Creatu res ran o ff a seco n d tim e befor e I co u ld sei z e wh ereu pon th ere was a great S ho u t in th em I a very shrill acc en t an d after it c eased h eard o ne o f th em cry alo ud Tol go Pho nac ; wh en in an i nstan t I fel t above an Hu n dred e f L h d w hic t an h Arrows di sch arged on m y k e so m any N eedl es ; an d be rick d li m e e p sid es th ey sho t an o th er F li gh t i n to the A ir as we do Bomb s in E u ro pe w h ereo f m any B t I su ppose fell o n m od ho u h I l f e t y y ( g e a F c w hich I the m no t) and som e o n m y se e a , . , , , , ' , , , , , , , . , , , , , , , , , , A Vo yage to L illi p u t 27 f t an covered wi th m L e h d y Wh en thi s sho wer o f A rrows was over I fell a gro an i n g w i th Gri ef an d Pai n an d th en strivi ng agai n to get loose th ey di sch arged an o th er Vo ll n e l a r r h a h fi r s t a d s om e t n t e y g of th em attem pted w i th S pear s to stick m e in the S id es ; b u t by good l u ck I had o n m e a B u ll J erki n w hich th e e e co u ld i rc n t o p y I though t it the most pr u d ent m ethod to lie still an d m d esi n was to co n ti n u e so till y g n i gh t a a wh en m L e f t h n d b e i n a lr e d y y g loose I co uld easily free m ysel f : A nd as fo r the I n h abi tan ts I had r easo n to b eli eve I might be a m atch for the greatest Armies t h ey co u ld bri ng agai nst m e if th ey wer e all o f the sam e si ze w i th him th at I saw Bu t e F ortu ne di sposed oth erw ise o f m Wh en the Peo pl e ob served I was q u i et th ey dis c h arged no more A rrow s : B u t by the Noi se I heard I knew th eir n u mbers en creased ; an d abo u t F o u r yard s from m e over agai nst my Right ear I h eard a knocki ng fo r above an ho u r like th at o f peo pl e at work ; w h en n n m e a t a a e t h e h d h w ll t as as w ur i t g y y imm edi atel y . , - , , , , , “ . , , , , , , . . , , ' - , , , , A V o yage 28 to L illi p u t Pegs and S tri ngs wo u ld permi t m e I saw a S tage erec ted abo u t a Foo t an d a h al f fro m the gro u nd c apabl e o f holdi ng Fo u r o f the I n h abi tan ts w i th two or three Ladd ers to mo u nt it : From wh en c e o n e of th em who seem ed to b e a Perso n o f Qu ali ty m ad e m e a lo n f n o h w h r o I u d r ood S c e e s t t ee n e o n e g p S yll abl e B u t I sho u ld h ave m en tio n ed th at before the Pri nci pal perso n began his orati o n he cryed o u t Three tim es Langro Dehu l san : a f e t h e t h e s w ord n d t e f orm r w r r w rd e a e s a e s ( repeated an d ex l ai n ed to m e Wh r e u e n o p ) p imm edi ately abo u t F i fty o f the I n habi tan ts c am e and cu t the S tri ngs th at fastened the e a a e m Left sid e o f m h d w hich v e t h e y g liberty o f tu rn i ng it to the Righ t an d o f observi ng the Perso n and Gestu re o f him that H e appear ed to be o f a mid dle was to speak age an d tall er th an an y o f the o th er Th ree who attend ed him wh ereo f o ne was a Page th at h eld u p his trai n an d seem ed to b e fi n e Middl r e som ew h at lo n ger th an m t h e g y o ther Two stood o n e o n each sid e to su ppo rt him He ac ted every part o f an O rator an d , , , , , , , . , . , , , - . , , , . , A Voyage to L illi pu t 29 I co u ld observe m any Period s o f T hreatnings an d o th ers o f Promi ses Pi ty an d K i n d ness I answered in a few words b u t in the most s u bmi ssive m an n er li fti n g u p m a L e f h n d t y an d bo th mi ne Eyes to the S u n as c alli n g him fo r a Wi tness and bei ng almost famish ed w i th H u nger h avi ng n o t eaten a Morsel fo r som e ho u r s b efor e I l eft the S hi p I fo u n d e the D em and s o f natu r e so stro ng u po n m I m t h at I co u ld n o t forb ear sho w i ng m y n n h f a t i e c e rh a s a a i s t t e s ric t R u l es o e t p g (p p fi n e f n r r e u e n t l o Dec ency) by pu tti ng m y g y q my mouth to sign ify th at I wanted Food T he B u rgo (for so th ey c all a Gr eat L ord as I afterward s l earn t) u nd erstood m e very w ell H e d esc en d ed from the S tage an d com manded th at several Ladders sho uld be ap on es a a id w hich b o v m S e n e d o l t y p y H u n dred of the I n h abi tan ts mo u n ted and a n Mo u t h l d e w i t h B k e t s a s walked toward s m y fu ll o f M eat which had been provid ed an d sen t thi th er by the K i n g s O rd er s u po n the e I oh first I ntelligenc e he rec eived o f m served th er e was the fl esh of several A n im al s , , . , ’ , , , , , , . , , . , , , , , , ’ . , A V o yage 0 3 L illi p u t to co u ld no t di sti ngu i sh th em by the Taste Th ere were S ho u ld ers Legs and L oi ns sh aped lik e tho se o f M u tto n an d v ery w ell dressed b u t sm all er than the Wi n gs o f a Lark I eat th em by Two or Three at a mou th fu l and took Thr ee Lo aves at a tim e abo u t the bi gn ess o f M u sket B u ll ets Th ey su pplyed m e as th ey co u ld sho w i n g a tho u san d m arks of Wo nd er and Asto n i shm en t at m y I th en m ad e an o th er B u lk an d A ppeti te Th ey fo u n d by si gn th at I wan ted Dri n k a t i n h a t a s m a ll u a n i w o u ld m e t t n o t t q y g y su ffi ce m e an d b ei ng a mo st i n gen io u s peo pl e th ey sl u n g u p w i th gr eat d ex teri ty o n e o f th eir l argest H ogsh ead s th en roll ed i t to ward s my H and an d beat o u t the T o p ; I dran k it fo r o ff at a dr au gh t w hich I mi gh t well do it did no t hold H al f a pi n t an d tasted lik e a Wi ne o f B u rgu n dy b u t m u ch more sm all d elicio us Th ey b ro ught m e a S eco n d H ogs h ead which I dran k in the same m an ner and m ad e sign s fo r more bu t th ey had n on e to t s e h a e f e e iv Wh I r orm d h n d e m e e p g Wo n d ers th ey sho u ted fo r joy an d d an c ed bu t . , , , , . , , . , . . , , , , , , , , . , , , . , , A m br y V o yage to L illi pu t v r l tim es as th ey did at first Hekinah D egu l Th ey m ad e m down e a si gn t h at I sho u ld throw the two H ogsh ead s b u t fir st war n ed the f u o t h o t a n t e a o l b lo w s d o cr i e e e t w n p p y y g alo u d B or ach Mivo la an d w h en th ey saw the Vessel s in the air th ere was an u n iversal I co n fess I was sho u t o f H ekinah D egu l o ften tem pted whil e th ey were passi ng back ward s an d forward s o n m bod t s i z e o e y y For ty or F i fty o f the first th at c am e in m y reach and d ash th em agai nst the grou nd B u t the rem embr an c e o f wh at I had fel t w hich probabl y migh t n o t b e the worst th ey co u ld do an d the Promi se o f H o n o u r I m ad e s u bmi iv for so I i n ter preted m ss e t h em y b eh avio u r so o n drove o u t th ese Im agi natio n s B esid es I n o w co n sid er d m ysel f as bo u n d by the Laws o f H o spi tali ty to a Peo pl e w ho had e w i th so m u ch E x pen ce an d M a n i t reated m g t t H owever in m ho u h I co u ld s ficence y g n o t su ffici en tl y w o n d er at the I n tr epi di ty o f t h ese dimi n u tive Mo rtal s w ho d u rst ven tu r e o u nt an d walk u po n m od w il B h e o n e to m y y u po n east, repeati ng 1 3 se e a , . , , , , , . , , , . , , , , . ’ , . , , , A V o yage 2 3 H m y L illi pu t to d s was at liberty wi tho u t trembli ng at the very si gh t o f so prodigio u s a Cr eat u re as I m u st appear to th em A fter som e ti m e when th ey observed that I mad e no m ore e d em and s fo r M eat th er e appeared before m Perso n o f high Ran k from his I m perial a M aj esty His Excell en cy h avi ng mo u n ted L e a n e Ri h dv c d o n the sm all o f m t a f r o g y g a a f ward u p to m F a c e w i t h bo u t Do z e n o y his R eti n u e A n d prod u ci n g his Cr ed en ti als u n d er the S ign et Royal which he ap plyed clo se to mi n e Eyes spoke abo u t T en mi n u tes wi tho u t any signs o f A nger b u t wi th a kind n t oi i n o f d etermi n ate R esol u tio n ; o ften p g for ward s w hich as I afterward s fo u n d was toward s the C api tal Ci ty abo u t H al f a mil e di stan t whi th er it was agr eed by his M ajesty in Co u ncil th at I m u st b e co nveyed I an swer ed in few Wor ds b u t to n o pu r po se an d m ad e a si gn w i th m H an d t h a t s w a y loose pu tti ng it to the o th er (b u t over his Exc ell ency s H ead fo r fear of h u rti ng him or o H ea d his Trai n) an d th en to m n w n a d y Bod y to si gn i fy th at I d esired m L ib r e t y y of an , , . , . , , . , , , , , , , , , , . , , , ’ , , . A 34 wi th V o yage to L illi pu t ort of O i n tm ent very pl easant to the S m ell w hich in a few mi n u tes removed all These Circu m the sm ar t o f th eir arro ws stan c es add ed to the R efr eshm ent I had rec eived by their Vic tu al s and Dri n k wh ic h were very n o u ri shi ng di sposed m e to sl eep I sl ept abo u t Ei gh t ho u rs as I was afterwards assu r ed ; it was n o wo n d er for the an d Physici an s by the Em peror s O rd er had mi n gl ed a sl eepy Potio n in the H ogsh eads o f Wi ne It seem s th at u po n the first mom ent I was di scovered sl eepi ng o n the gro u n d after my Landi ng the Em peror had early notice o f it by an Ex pr ess and d etermi ned in C o u n cil th at I sho u ld be tyed in the m anner I h ave rel ated (which was don e in the Nigh t whil e I sl ept) th at Pl enty o f M eat and Drin k e an d a M achi ne pr epared sho u ld be sen t m e to the C api tal Ci ty to c arry m ay appear ver This Resol u tio n perhaps m y bo ld and d angero us and I amco nfid ent wo u ld not be imi tated by any Pri nc e in Eu ro pe on the li ke occasio n ; however in a s , . , , , . , , ' , , . , , , , . , , A o i m y p V o yage to Lillipu t 35 i it was extrem ely Pru d ent as well For su pposi ng th ese Peo pl e as Gen ero u s had en deavo u r d to kill m e w i th th eir S pear s an d Ar ro ws w hil e I was asl eep I sho u ld cer tain ly h ave awaked w i th the first S en se o f S m art which migh t so far h ave t o uz ed m y e to Rage an d Strength as to have enabl ed m br eak the S tri ngs wh erew i th I was ti ed after w hich as th ey were not abl e to m ake Resi st an c e so th ey co u ld ex pec t no M erc y Th ese peopl e are most exc ell ent M ath e maticians and arrived to a great perfection in Mechan icks by the co u n tenan c e an d en en t o f the Em peror who is a re co u ragem Thi s Pri n c e n o wned Patro n o f L ear n i n g h ath several Machi nes fixed o n Wheels fo r th e carri age o f Tr ees an d o th er great W ei gh ts He o ften b u ild s his l argest Men o f W ar w h er eo f som e are Ni ne foot lo ng in the Woods where the Timber grows and has th em c arried o n th ese E ngi n es thr ee or fo u r h u n dred yard s to the S ea Fi ve h u ndred C arpenters and E ngi neers were imm ediately set at wor k to pr epare the greatest E ngi ne n on . ’ , , , , . , , , . . , , , . 0 Vo yage A 6 3 to L illi pu t h It was a F ram e o f Woo d raised Three i nch es from the gro u n d abo ut S even foo t lo ng an d Fo u r wid e movi ng u pon Twen ty two wh eel s T he S ho ut I h eard was u po n the arrival o f this Engi n e whi ch it seem s set o u t i n Fo u r ho u rs after m L an d y ing e as I lay It was bro ugh t parall el to m B u t the pri n ci pal Di ffic u l ty was to rai se an d a t l c hi s V hicl Ei h Pol e m i n t e e es e p g y each o f O n e foo t hi gh w er e erec ted fo r t hi s s h s n o f t e i u r v r ro Cord s e n d e t b o a p p g y g n ess o f Pack th read w er e fasten ed b y H oo ks en had to m any Ban d ages which the Wor km m an s m B ir ro u d N ck H d o n m e d t y y y g y f s n n e n e t h e t e L Ni h u dr d ro an d m e s o s t g g y Men wer e em ployed to draw u p these Cord s by m any Pu ll eys fastn ed o n the Pol es an d th u s in l ess th an Thr ee ho u rs I was rai sed and sl u ng i n to the E n gi n e an d th er e tyed fast A ll thi s I was told fo r w hil e the w hol e o peratio n was perform ing I lay in a profo u nd sl eep by the forc e o f th at so pori fero us f m edici ne i nfused i nto m L i u or F i e t e n q y h u ndred of the Em peror s l argest H orses each t ey had . , , - . , . . , . , , , , , , . , , , , . , , . ’ , m A V oyage to L illi pu t b u t Fo u r i n ch es and an h al f high were em ployed to draw m e to ward s the M etro poli s w hich as I said was H al f a mil e di stant A bo u t fo u r ho u rs after we b egan o u r J o u rney I awaked by a very ridic u lo us A ccid en t ; fo r the C arri age b ei ng sto pt a w hil e to adj ust som ethi ng th at was o u t o f ord er two or three o f the yo u ng natives had th e c u riosi ty to see ho w I look ed w h en I was u p i n to the Engi n e asl eep ; th ey climb ed F c e n e an d ad van ci ng v ery so ftl y to m a O y o f th em an O ffic er in the G u ard s pu t the sh ar p en d o f his H al f pik e a good way u p e f t s t n i n to m L o ril w ich ickl d No h t e se m y y like a S traw and mad e m e sneez e viol en tl y : w h ereu pon they stol e o ff u n perceived an d it was Three weeks before I kn ew the c au se o f a a n s en W e w ki s o u dd l m a d lo n e a m g y y g M arch the remai n i ng part o f that day an d rested at n igh t w i th Five h u ndred G uard s o n e h al f w i th Torch es an d h al f each sid e o f m w i th Bows and A rrows ready to shoo t m e if I sho u ld offer to stir T he n ext morn i ng at Su n rise we co ntinu ed our arch and arrived a o , , , . , , , , , , , - , , , . , , , , . - m , A V o yage to L illi p u t 8 3 wi thi n Two h u n dred yard s o f the Ci ty G ates Noo n T he Em peror and all his abo u t Co u rt c am e o u t to m eet us b ut his G reat i cers wo u ld by n o m eans suffer his M aj esty Ofl to en d ange r his Per so n by mo u n ti ng o n y - , . , , m B od y . A t the pl ac e wh ere the C arri age sto pt t h ere , ood an an ci en t Tem pl e esteem ed to b e the l argest in the whol e K i ngdom which havi ng been poll u ted som e Years before by an n u n atu r al M u rd er was accordi ng to the ! e al o f tho se P eo pl e lo o k d o n as Pro phan e and th er efor e had b een appli ed to commo n U ses an d all the O r n am en ts an d Fu r n i tu r e c ar ried In thi s Ed ifice it was d etermi n e d I away T he gr eat G ate fro n ti ng to sho u ld lod ge the Nor th was abo u t F o u r f t hi gh an d ich I co u ld almo st Two foo t w id e thro u gh easil y cr eep O n each sid e o f the Gate was a sm all Wi n do w n o t abov e S ix i n ch es from the gro u n d : i n to th at o n the L eft sid e the K i n g s S mi ths co n veyed Fo u rscore an d el even C hai ns like those th at h ang to a Lady s Watch in Eu ro pe an d almost as large which st , , , , ’ , , , . . , , . , ' ' , , , A V o yage were locked to to L f m y e L illi pu t t leg w i th 39 S ix and hirty Padlocks Over agai nst thi s Tem pl e on t oth er sid e o f the great H i gh way at Twenty foo t di stan ce there was a Tu rret at l east Five foot hi gh H ere the Em peror o f his s ri ci a l L ord asc en d ed w i th m an n p y p e Co u rt to h ave an o pportu n i ty of vi ew i ng m It as I was told fo r I co u ld n o t see th em was recko ned th at above an Hu n dred Tho usan d I n h abi tan ts cam e o u t o f the tow n u po n the sam e erran d an d in spigh t o f m y G u ards I beli eve th er e co u ld n o t b e fewer t h an T en tho u san d tim es who at sev er al of e h e mou nted u po n m bod h l b t p y y y l add ers B u t a Proclam atio n was soo n i ssu ed Wh en the to forbid it u po n pai n o f d eath e to Workm en fou n d it was im possibl e for m br eak loose! th ey cu t all the S tri ngs th at bo u n d m I rose u p w i th as e ; w h er eu po n m elan choly a di spo si tio n as ever I had in m y li fe Bu t the n oi se an d aston i shm ent o f the Peopl e at seei ng m e ri se an d w alk are n o t to T he Chai n s th at h eld m b e exp ressed y Left leg were about Two yards long and t - , . ’ , , . , , . , , , , . . . . , 0 4 A V o yage to L illi pu t v m e no t o n l y the liber ty o f walki n; backward s an d forward s in a Semicircl e I bei n g fixed withi n Fo u r i nch es o f the get: allo wed m f u e to creep in and lie at m y l ength in the Tem pl e a e g , . A 2 4 V o yage L illi p u t to Tower an d advan ci ng o n H orseback to ward s m e w hich had li ke to h ave cost him d ear fo r the Beast tho ugh very well trai n ed e t S t w holl u u d u ch i h c se t o s a n hi h w y y g appear ed as if a Mo u n tai n moved before h im reared u p o n his hi n d er Feet : B u t that Pri nc e who is an excell en t H orseman kept his S eat till his A ttend an ts ran in an d h eld the B ridl e w hil e his M aster had tim e to dis mo un t Wh en he al igh ted he su rveyed m e ro u n d w i th great admiratio n b ut kept wi tho ut the l ength o f m e Ch i e ord r e d a n H h i s y Cooks and Butl ers who were already prepared to give m e V ic tu al s an d Dri n k w hich t h ey s e a a es u u h d f or w rd i n s or f V hicl t o e n o p p Wh eels till I co u ld reach th em I too k tho se Vehicl es an d soo n em pti ed th em all Twen ty o f th em wer e fi ll ed w i th M eat and T en with e two Li qu or each of the form er afford ed m or three good mo uth fu l s and I em pti ed the Li quor o f T en Vessel s which was co ntai ned in earth en V i al s i nto o ne Vehicl e dri n ki ng it off at a drau gh t an d so I did wi th the rest T he Em press and yo u n g Pri n c es of the B l ood the , , , , , , , , , , , , . , . , , , . , , , , , , , , . , A V o yage to L illi p u t 43 both S exes attend ed by m any Ladi es sate It som e di stan c e in th eir Ch airs ; b u t u po n he A ccid en t th at h appened to the Em peror s d orse th ey ali gh ted an d c am e near his erso n w hich I amn o w goi ng to d escrib e ! e is tall er by almo st the br ead th o f m y V l ail th an any o f his C o u rt which alo n e is n o u gh to strike an A we i n to the B ehold ers Iis Featu res are stro n g an d m asc u li n e w i th n A u stri an Lip an d arch ed Nose his Com D ICXIO D olive his Co u n tenan c e er ec t his Bod y n d L imb s w ell pro por tio ned all his Mo tio ns racefu l an d his d epor tm en t m aj estick He : as th en past his Prim e b ei ng T wen ty ei h t w g ears an d thr ee q u arters old o f w hich he had eigned abo u t S even in great felici ty an d en erally vic torio u s F or the b etter co n en ien ce o f b eholdi n g him I lay o n m s id e y a e h i s an d F c r ll l 0 th at m t o a e as h e a w y p H owever I h ave tood b u t Thr ee yard s o ff a h an d n ad him si n c e m an y tim es in m d y aerefo re c an n ot b e d ec eived in the descrip ou His dr ess was very pl ai n an d sim pl e nd the F ashio n o f it b etw een the A siatick >f , , ’ , , ’ , . . , , : . ' , , , , , . , - , , , , ' . , , , , , ' . , A V o yage 44 L illi p u t to Eu ro pean ; b u t he had on his H ead a li gh t H elm et o f Gold ador ned wi th J ewels an d a Pl u m e o n the Cr est He held his S word draw n in his h an d to d efen d hi m self if I sho u ld h appen to break loo se ; i t was almo st Thr ee i n ch es lo n an d h H il b t e t S ca g bard were Gold en rich ed wi th Di am o nds His Voic e was shrill b u t very cl ear and ar tic u l ate an d I co u ld di sti n c tl y h ear it when I stood u p T he Ladi es and Co urti ers were all mo st m agn i fi c en tly cl ad so that the S pot th ey stood u po n see m ed to r esem bl e a Petti coat spread o n the gro u n d em broid ered with Figu res o f Gold and S ilver His I m l r i a e p M aj esty spo ke o ften to m e and I retu r ned answers b u t nei th er o f u s co u ld u n d erstan d a Th ere were several o f his Priests syll abl e t u n e e e r r se n t a s I co j c r an d Law s e d b p y y ( th eir h abi ts) who wer e comm an d ed to ad dress e an d I spoke to them i n as th em selves to m m any Langu ages as I had the l east smattering o f w hich w er e H i gh an d Lo w D u tch Latin F ren ch S pan i sh I tali an an d Li ngua France r A fter abo ut T w b u t all to no pu r po se an d the , , . , , , . , , . , , . , , . , , , , , , . , A V o yage L illi p u t to 45 ho u rs the C o u rt retired and I was l eft w i th a st ro n g G u ard to pr even t the Im per ti n en c e an d probabl y the M alic e o f the R abbl e w ho e as Wer e very im pati ent to cro u d abo u t m n ear as th ey d u rst an d som e o f th em had the e a s en o im u d c hoo h ir rro w m I e t s t a t e s t A p se ho u sate o n the gr o u n d by the Door o f m y e f t w h ereof o n e very n arrow ly mi ssed m L y B u t the Colo n el ord er ed S ix o f the eye Ri ng l ead ers to be sei zed an d tho ugh t no Pu n ishm ent so pro per as to d eliver th em i s a o f h h d hich om n s s e b o u n d i nto m w y S oldi ers accordi ngly did pu shi ng th em fo r ward s w i th the B u t en d s o f th eir Pikes i n to t Ri h my reach ; I took them all in m y g et a t h an d pu t F ive o f th em i n to m C o ock y p an d as to the S ix th I m ad e a C o u n tenan c e T he poor Man as if I wo u ld eat him alive an d the C olo n el and his sq u al led terribly O fficers wer e in m u ch pai n especi ally wh en e take o u t m P e n k i f B u t I n e : th ey saw m y for loo ki ng m ildly soo n pu t th em o u t o f fear an d imm edi atel y c u tti ng the S tri ngs he was bo u n d w i th I set him gen tly o n the gro u n d , , , , , ' , . - , , , - - , , , . , , , , , , A V oyage to L illi pu t 6 4 est in the e r t h I r d t a e e t ; sam e m an n er taki n g th em o n e by o n e o u t of t h e er s d Pock I ob rv d bo t h S ol i m e t n d s e e a y ark an d Peo pl e w er e hi ghl y obli ged at thi s m n t r e s e Cl m e c w hich as r r e d v e of m e n e w y y y p a n a m u ch to m dv t a t C o u r t a e y g Toward s n igh t I got wi th som e di ffic ulty e gr o u nd h n t i nto m H o u se w h e r e I l a o y y an d co n ti n u ed so to do abo u t a F ortn i ght ; d u ri ng which tim e the Em peror gave o rd ers to h ave a B ed pr epar ed fo r m S ix h u n d red e Bed s o f the commo n M easu re were b ro u ght in C arri ages an d work ed u p in m o u s e h ; y an h u n dr ed an d fi fty o f th eir B ed s so wn to n a u e t h an d h r m d r d L e t e e h e B ea t a n d t h g p g th ese wer e Fo u r do u bl e w hich however kept me bu t very i ndifferently from the Hardnes o f the F loor th at was o f smoo th S to n e By the sam e Com pu tatio n th ey provid ed m e wi th S h eets Bl an kets an d Coverl ets tolerable en o u gh fo r o n e w ho had b een so lo n en u r e d g to H ard shi ps as I t r h As the n ews o f m o rri v l r d h a u a s e a g y p the K i ngdom it bro ugh t prodi gio u s n u m ber! an d way he a ran , , , . , , . , , , . , , , . , , A Vo yage to L illi pu t 47 rich idl e and c u rio u s Peo pl e to see m e ; so th at the V ill ages w er e almo st em pti ed an d gr eat ne l ec t o f Till a e an d H o u sehold g g A ffair s m u st h ave ensu ed if his Im peri al M aj esty had n ot provid ed by several Pro clam atio n s an d O rd er s o f S tate agai n st thi s I n co nven i en cy He directed that those who h ad alread y beh eld m e sho u ld r etu r n hom e an d n o t pr esu m e to com e w i thi n F i fty yard s f t H o u e w i ho u L ic s e rom Co u r s of m t t e n ; y wh ereby the S ecretari es o f S tate got co n of , , , , , , . , , siderable Fees . m eantim e the Em peror h eld ft c e n t s t o a a s u C o u cil d b w h co u r s ho u ld n e t e t e q b e taken w i th m an d I was afterw ard s e ; 3 Perso n o f assu r ed by a par tic u l ar F ri en d t a r e a Qu li t w ho as look e d u o b as n t o e w y p g m u ch in the S ecr et as any th at the C o u rt e was u nd er m any di ffic u l ti es co nc er n i ng m Th ey appreh en d ed m br e a ki n loo se t h a t y g m en s e Di w o u ld v r x iv mi h e t b e e e an d t p y y g cause a Fami n e S om etim es th ey d etermi n ed e i n the to starve m e or at l east to shoo t m face and h an d s wi th poi so n ed arro ws whic h In the , , , , . , , . , , A Voyage 8 4 to L illi pu t e : B u t again oo n di spatch m they co nsid ered th at the Stench of so large a c arcase migh t prod u c e a Plagu e in the M etro s s d a t h e oli ro bl r d hro u h e an b a e t w h o l y p g p p K i ngdom In the m id st o f th ese co n su lta tio ns several O ffic er s o f the A rm y w en t to the door o f the great Co u n cil Ch am b er an d two o f th em b ei ng admi tted gave an acco u n t i x n a s a a o t h e S b h vio u r Crimi l of m t b o e v e y m entio ned which m ad e so favo u rabl e an im f a e s an r io i n h br h i M j t ss n t e eas t o s d t h e e y p f w hol e B oard in m b e h a l h an Im t a t r i a l e y p Commi ssio n was i ssued o u t obligi ng all the Vill ages Ni ne h u ndred yard s ro u n d the C i ty to d eliver in ev er y mor n i ng S ix b eeves F o rty e s us t na sh eep an d o th er Vic tu al s fo r m n e c ; y togeth er w i th a pro por tio n abl e q u an ti ty o f B r ead an d Wi n e an d o th er L i qu ors : fo r the du e paym en t o f w hich his M aj esty gave For this Assi gn m en ts u po n his Tr easu ry Pri n c e lives chi efly u po n his own D em esn es seldom exc ept u po n great occ asio ns r ai si ng his S u bj ec ts w ho are an y S u bsidi es u po n bou nd to attend hi in his Wars at their o wn wo u ld s , , . , - , , , , , , , , , . , m , A Voyage 0 5 to L illi p u t I co u ld apprehen d it was th at thi s m u st b e a wor k o f Tim e n ot to be tho u gh t o n wi tho u t the A dvic e o f his C o u n cil as K elm rst I m ust L a m i n pa ra an d th at fi s t a t i s a o h s w ear P o e ace a r lon E m desm p wi th him an d his K i ngdom H owever that I sho u ld b e u sed wi th all ki nd n ess an d he a t e P i n c e an d e to ac q u ir e by m advi sed m y di screet B eh avio u r the good O pi n io n o f him sel f an d his S u bj ec ts He d esired I wo u ld if he gave ord ers to c ertain n o t take it ill f fi s ar e e s t o e m e f o o r O c r ch rob b l r r a I ; p p p y e sever al Wea o n s whi ch migh t c arry abo u t m p m ust n eed s be d angero us thi ngs if they an swer ed the B u lk o f so prod i gio u s a e r so n p I said his M aj esty sho u ld be sati sfied fo r I was r ead y to stri p mysel f and tu rn u p m y Pockets before him Thi s I d elivered par t in Word s and part in S i gns He repli ed that by the Laws o f the K i ngdom I m u st be search ed b y T wo o f his O ffic ers ; th at he kn ew thi s co u ld not be do ne wi tho ut m y C o n sen t and Assi stance ; th at he had so good erosi ty and G e n u ic an o i n io n o f m s t e s a J y p His A n swer , as , , , , , , . , , , . , , , . , , , . , . , , A Vo ya ge to L illi p u t 1 5 r ust their Perso ns in m h d Th a n s : a t y e sho u ld b e re w h atever th ey to ok from m t u r n ed wh en I l eft the Co u n try o r paid fo r I at the r ate w hich I w o u ld set u po n th em h d an took u p the Two O ffic er s in m s u t y p a t e s n Co ock h i o th em first i n to m t d a n t e n t p y e exc ept m T w o ev ery o th er Pocket abo u t m y Fobs an d ano th er secret Pocket I had n o mi n d sho u ld be searched w h erei n I had som e li ttle N ecessaries th at were o f n o co n sequ en c e In On e o f m to any b u t m yself b F h r o s t e e y was a S ilver Watch an d in the o th er a sm all n u i o f Gold i a P u r s e Th se G en t l e an e t t q y men h avi ng Pen In k and Paper about them m ad e an exac t I nventory o f every thi ng th ey d esired I saw ; an d w h en th ey had do ne wo u ld set th em down th at th ey migh t d eliver it to the Em peror Thi s I n ventory I after ward s tran sl ated i nto Engli sh an d is word fo r word as follows Im I n t h e Ri h t Co a t ock e o f t h e s t r i m i p p g Great Man Mo u n tai n (fo r so I i n terpret the word s Qu inb u s F lestrin) after the stric test search we fo u n d o n l y o n e great pi ec e o f to t , . , - , , , , . , . , , , , , . , . - , , D A V o yage 2 5 co r to L illi p u t C lo th large en o u gh to b e a F o o t clo th fo r yo u r M aj esty s chi ef Room o f S tate In the Left Pocket we saw a h u ge S ilver Ch w i th a Cover o f the sam e M etal wh i c h we the S earch ers wer e n o t abl e to li ft W e de sir ed it sho u ld b e o pen ed an d O ne o f us steppi ng i n to it fo u n d him sel f u p to t h e m id leg in a sort o f D u st som e part wh ereo f fl y in g u p to o u r Fac es set u s bo th a sn eez i ng In his Righ t fo r several tim es togeth er W astco at pocket we fo u n d a prod igio us bu n dl e o f whi te thi n S u bstan ces fold e d o ne over an oth er abo u t the bi gness o f Three m en ti ed w i th a stro n g C abl e an d m arked wi th bl ack Figu res ; whi ch we h u mbly co n c ei ve to b e Wri ti ngs every L etter almost h alf as l arge as the Palm o f o u r H an d s In the Left th ere was a sort o f En gi ne fro mthe Back o f which wer e ex ten d ed Twenty lon g Pol es resembli ng the Pallisado s before your M aj esty s C o u rt ; wh erewi th we co nj ectu re the Man Mo u n tai n combs his h ead fo r we did no t al ways trou bl e him wi th Questions bec au se we fo u n d it a great di ffic ul ty to m ake a se - , ’ . i , , , , , , . - , , , , , , . , , ' , ’ , , A V o yage L illi p u t to 53 him u nd erstan d u s In the l arge Pocket o n the Ri gh t sid e of his middl e C over (so I tr ansl ate the word Ran fu Lo by w hich th ey e e e s s m ean t m B r e ch w a a hollo w Pill w ar ) y o f Iro n abo u t the l en gth o f a Man fasten ed to a stro ng pi ec e o f Timber l arger th an the Pill ar ; and u po n On e sid e o f the Pill ar were h u ge pi eces o f Iro n sticki ng o u t cu t i nto w hich we kn ow no t what str an ge F i gu r es In the L eft po cket an o th er to m ake o f En gi ne o f the sam e ki n d In the sm all er n the Ri gh t sid e w er e sever al ro u n d ock o e t p fer en t at pi ec es o f w hi te an d red M etal o f di f fl b u lk ; som e o f the whi te which seem ed to b e S ilver were so l arge an d h eavy th at m y Comrad e and I cou ld h ardly li ft th em In Left pocket were Two bl ack Pill ars the irregu larly sh aped : W e co u ld n ot wi thou t di ffic u lty reach the top o f th em as we stood O n e o f th em at the bo ttom o f his pock et was covered and seem ed all o f a pi ec e : B u t at the u pper en d o f the o th er th er e appear ed abo u t tw ic e the a whi te ro u n d S u bstan c e Wi thi n each o f th ese bign ess o f o u r H ead s . - , , , , , , , . . , , , , , . , , . , , , . A V o yage 54 was L ill ip u t to closed a prodigio u s Pl ate of S teel ; which by o u r ord ers we obliged him to sh ew us bec ause we appr eh en d ed they migh t b e d an gero u s Engi nes He too k th em o u t o f th eir C ases an d told u s t h at in his o wn co u ntry his prac tic e was to shave his B eard w i th o ne o f th ese an d to cu t his M eat with th e o th er Th ere were two poc kets which we co u ld n o t en ter : Th ese he call ed his Fobs th ey were Two l arge S li ts cu t i nto the to p o f his middl e Cover b u t sq u eez ed cl ose b y the pr essu r e o f his B elly O u t o f th e Ri gh t Fob h u ng a great S ilver Ch ai n with a wo n derfu l ki n d o f Engi ne at the bo ttom W e direc ted him to draw o u t wh atever was fasten ed to th at Ch ai n ; w hich appeared to b e a Globe h al f S ilver an d h al f o f so m e tr an spar en t M etal : fo r o n the transparent si de we saw c ertai n strange F i gu r es circ u l arl y d rawn an d tho ugh t we co u ld to u ch th em till we fo u n d o u r F i ngers sto pped by th at l u cid S u bstan c e He pu t thi s Engi ne to o u r Ea rs which m ad e an i n c essan t Noise li ke that o f a Water mill : A n d we co nj ec tu re it is en , , , . , , , . , . , . , , , , . , - A V o yage to L illi p u t 55 i th er som e u n known A n im al or the God th at he worshi ps ; b u t we are more i n cli n ed to the l atter O pi n io n b ec ause he assu r es u s i f es s e u d r ood him ri h o h e e x r d f w e n e r s t t p ( g him sel f very im perfectly) that he seldom did e i t an y thi n a w i ho u t co u l i c ll d t ns t n i t : H e g g his O racl e an d said it poi n ted o u t the Tim e From the Left fo r every A c tio n o f his li fe fo b he too k o u t a Net almo st l arge en o u gh fo r a F i sh erm an b u t co n trived to o pen an d and served him fo r the sh u t lik e a P u r se sa m e use : W e fo u n d th erei n sever al m assy eal e i e c e o f e llo w M e a l w hich i h r s t f e b t p y y Gold m u st b e o f imm en se valu e H avi ng th u s in obedi en c e to yo u r M aj esty s C omm an d s diligen tly search ed all his Pockets we observed a Girdl e abo u t his Wai st m ad e H id e o f som e prodigio u s A n imal ; o f the from w hich o n the Left sid e h u n g a S word o f the l en gth o f F ive men ; and o n the Righ t a Bag or Po u ch divid ed i nto two C ells each C ell c apabl e o f holdi ng Thr ee o f yo u r M aj esty s S u bj ects In o ne o f th ese C ells were several Glo bes or Balls o f the mo st e , , , , . , , , , . ' , , , , , , , ’ . A Vo yage 6 5 to L illi p u t e es s f n e a h n o d ro u s M l b o u b i e t a t t o o ur p g H ead s and requ ir ed a stro ng H an d to lift th em : the o th er C ell co n tai n ed a h eap of cer tai n bl ack Grai n s bu t o f no great b u l k or weigh t fo r we co u ld hold above F i fty o f th em in the palm s o f o u r H an d s Thi s is an exac t I n ventory o f what we fo u n d abo u t the bod y o f the Man Mo u n tai n who used u s wi th great civili ty an d du e re spec t to yo u r M aj esty s Commi ssio n S i gn ed an d S eal ed o n the F o u r th day o f the Ei gh t y n i n th moo n o f yo u r Maj esty s au sp i ci o us Reign CLE F RE N F RE LOCK M A RS I F RE LOC K , , , , . - , , ’ . ’ . , . Wh en thi s I nven tory was read over to the Em peror he direc ted m e al tho u gh in ver y n t s e e a e l e t e rm s d liv e r u t h e v r l t e P o r a g p c ticu lars S m He first c all ed fo r m i t r e y y which I took o u t S cabbard an d all In th e m ean tim e he ord ered Three Tho usan d o f his choic est Troo ps (who th en attend ed him t o ) su rro u n d m e at a di stan c e w i th th eir B ow s B ut I an d A rro ws j u st r eady to di sch arge : , , , . , . , , A Vo yage 8 5 to L illi p u t r id an d th en I let it o ff in th e A ir T he A sto n i shm en t h er e was m u ch gr eater th an at the si gh t o f m H d i e r m S t u c n re s d y y fell dow n as if th ey had b een stru c k d ead ; an d even the Em peror al tho u gh he sto o d his n f i ro u d co u ld no r e cov r him e l n t e s so m e g tim e s t s I d elivered u p bo th m Pi ol i n t h e y sam e m an n er as I had do n e m S c m i ter y y an d th en m n d B a Po u ch o Po w d r ll f e u e t s y ; beggi n g him th at the form er migh t b e ke pt from the F ir e fo r it wo u ld ki n dl e wi th the sm all est S park an d blow U p his I m e r i a l p Pal ac e i n to the A ir I likewi se d elivered u p my Watch which the Em peror was very c u rio us to see an d comm and ed Two o f his tall est Y o em en o f the G u ard s to b ear i t on a Pol e u po n th eir S ho u ld ers as Draym en in Engl an d do a B arrel of A le He was am az ed at the co n ti n u al Noise it m ad e and the Mo tion o f the Mi n ute h and which he co u ld easil y di sc er n fo r th eir S i gh t is m u ch m o re ac u te th an o u rs ; an d asked the O pi n io n s o f his l ear n ed Men abo u t him whic h were vario u s an d remo te as the R ead er m a w e ll y to b e af a , . . , , . , , , . , , , . , - , , , A V o ya ge L il li pu t to 59 a imagi n e wi tho u t m r e i a l t ho u h e t n g p y g; i n d eed I co u ld n o t very perfec tly u n d erstan d I th en gave u p m ilv r C o r th em e a n e d S pp y o Mo n ey m P u r se i h Ni e l r e i c e s f t n a e y g p w n Gold an d som e sm all er o nes ; m K i f e y my Comb and S ilver S n uff box an d R az or n e e f an H a k rchi J o u r l book d d n a m M y y iter Pi stol s an d Po u ch wer e co n veyed S cym in C arri ages to his M aj esty s S tor es b u t the s e e rest o f m Good w r r e u r n d e t e m y I had as I before observed o ne private Poc ket which escaped th eir search wh erei n th er e was a pair o f S pec tacl es (which I som e tim es u se fo r the w eak ness o f mi n e eyes) a Pocket Perspective and several oth er li ttl e C on ven i en c es ; which bei ng o f no couse h e n Em ror I did t hi k e n c e t o t e o t n u p q mysel f bo u nd in H on o u r to di scover an d I a ppreh en d ed th ey mi gh t b e lo st or spoil ed if s n I ventu red them o ut o f m o io sse s y p . , , - , , - . , , , ’ . , , , , , , , . C H A P T ER III h d iv t th E m p d hi N b i l i ty f Th mm M b th S i v y f L i ll i p t desc ib d Div i f th C t T h A th h th hi L i b ty g t d him pon d iti t i C T he A u t or er s exes, o ers ons e u c er a n or on ou r e a on unco er n a o ero r an e o er s s o o e an n er . u r ran e , ’ . u on s . MY Gen tl en ess and good Behavio u r had a i ne d so r o t Em e ror an d h i s C o u r f a n h e t g p an d i n d eed u po n the A rm y and Peo pl e in en e a a r l t h t I b e a n t o co n c e iv e ho e s o f g g p e a e tt i n m L ib r t i n hor im I k s t t e t oo g y g y all po ssibl e m ethod s to c u l tivate thi s favo u r abl e di sposi tio n T he N atives cam e by d egrees to b e l ess appreh ensive of any D anger from m I wo u ld so m etim es lie e down an d let F ive or S ix of th em d an ce o n t m h an d A n d a l as t h e B o an d Girl s t s y y wo u ld ventu r e to com e an d pl ay at H id e a h ir I h d o m a d e a n w a and S eek in m y ood ro r ss in u n d erstan di n g and speak e p g g T he Em peror had a in g th eir Langu age , , . . , . . . 60 A V o yage to L illi p u t 6I i m e w i th sever al ed e o f the C o u n tr ey exc t ho w w h r i h e e n s S y all N atio n s I h ave kn ow n bo th fo r D exteri ty an d I was diverted wi th Magn ificen ce n o n e so m u ch as th at o f the Ro pe d an c ers ad e e f t r orm d u o l d r w hi e Thr s n e e n e a p p exten d ed abo u t Two foo t an d Twelv e i n ch es U po n which I shall from the gro u n d d esire liberty wi th the Read er s pati en ce to en l arge a li ttl e This Diversio n is on ly practi sed by those r so n s w ho are C an did ates fo r gr eat Em e p ey m en t s an d hi h F a vo u r a t C o u r t Th l o g p y are trai n ed in thi s A rt from th eir yo u th and n o t al ways o f n obl e B ir th or liber al are Ed u catio n Wh en a great Offic e is vacan t or Di sgrac e (which o ften ei th er by D eath h appens) F ive or Six o f those C an didates en t e a i io n t h Em e ror o r t i n h i s t t e t e p p Maj esty an d the C o u r t w i th a D an c e o n the Ro pe and whoever j u m ps the high est wi th the O ffic e Very o u t falli ng su cc eed s in C hi ef Mi n i sters th em selves are o ften the to th eir S ki ll an d to show co mm an d ed mi n d one day to en terta n . , , . - , , , . ’ , , . . , , . , . , A V o yage 62 to Lilli p u t o nvi n c e the Em peror th at th ey h ave n ot lost th eir Fac u l ty F lim n ap the Tr easu rer is allo wed to cu t a C aper o n the strai t Ro pe at l east an I nch high er th an any oth er Lord in the whol e Em pire I h ave the S u mm erset several ti m seen him do es to geth er u po n a Tren cher fixed o n the Ro pe which is n o thicker than a co m mo n Pack thread in Engl an d My F ri e n d Reldresa] Pri n ci pal S ecr etary fo r p r ivate n i o i io I A ffairs is in m f n a m n ot y p e a f a a h s n t e r i l co d r t Tr u r t t e h e as e e r h t e p ; rest o f the Great O ffic ers are m uch u po n a c . , , , . , . , , , , , Par . Th ese Diversio ns are o ften atten d ed with fatal A ccid en ts w h er eo f great n u mbe r s are record I mysel f h ave seen T wo o r on Three C an didates break a L imb B u t the D an ger is m u ch greater wh en the Mi n isters th em selves are comm an d ed to sho w their D exteri ty fo r by co n ten di n g to excel th em selves an d th eir F ello ws th ey strai n so far th at th ere is h ardl y O n e o f th em who hath T wo no t r ec eived a F all an d som e o f th em , . . , , , V o ya g e A to L illi p u t 63 Th ree I was assu red that a Year or Two l i m ar F n a a l h a ri w o u ld v v i n e befo r e m p y fall ib ly b ro ke his N eck if O n e o f the K i ng s Cu sh i o n s t h at accid en tally lay o n the gro u nd had n o t weaken ed the forc e o f his Fall T h e re is likewise an other Diversion whi ch is o n ly sh ewn before the Em peror an d Em p r ess an d F irst Mi n ister u po n partic u l ar O ccas io n s T he Em peror l ays o n a Tabl e Three fin e silken Thread s o f S ix i n ch es lo ng O n e is P u r pl e the o th er Yellow an d the Third Whi te Th ese Threads are pro po sed as Pri z es fo r those perso ns w hom the Em peror h ath a mi n d to di sti n gu i sh by a pecu li ar mark of his Favo ur T he C eremo ny is per form ed in his M aj esty s gr eat Ch amb er o f S tate w h ere the C an di dates are to u n dergo a Tryal o f D exteri ty very di fferen t from the form er an d su ch as I h ave no t ob serv ed the l east resembl anc e o f in any o th er Co u n trey o f T he Em pero r hol ds the old or the n ew Worl d e h t r a t en a t o ick h d s bo h d s ll e l i s an i n h a St p H orizo n wh il e the C an di dates advan ci n g o n e e m o e t s o s e e S t e s m im l a ov e r e ick by o n h t p or . , ’ , , , . , , . . , , . . ’ , , . , , , , A V oyage 64 to L illi pu t im es creep u nd er it backward s an d fo rwards several tim es accordi ng as the S tick is ad vanced or d epr essed S om etim es the Em e r o r p hold s o n e en d o f the S tick an d his F irst Mi n i ster the oth er ; som etim es the M in ister Whoever perfo rm has it en tirel y to him sel f s his part wi th mo st A gili ty an d hold s o u t the lo n gest in leapi ng and creepi ng is reward ed wi th the Pu r pl e colo u red S ilk the Yello w is h an d i e n o t e n t t h v e x e Whi t t e t o h T t e h i rd g which th ey all wear gi rt twic e ro u nd abo u t the middl e ; an d yo u see few great Person s abo u t thi s Co u r t who are n o t ador ned with o ne o f th ese Girdl es T he H orses o f the A rm y an d those o f the Royal S tabl es h avi ng been d aily led befo re me were no longer shy but wo uld come u p t t s a t n to m v r f e t w i t ho u r i T h e id e e R e r s g y y wo u ld l eap them over m h an d as I h l e d it y an d O n e o f the Em pero r s o n the gro u n d Hu n tsm en u po n a l arge Co u rser too k m y Foo t S hoe and all which was i nd eed a pro I had the good fortu ne to d igio us Leap divert the Em peror O ne day after a very t , . , . , , , , . , , , , . ’ , , , , . A V o yage 66 L illi p u t to mo u n ted and arm ed wi th the pro per O fficers to exerci se th em A s soo n as th ey got into ord er they divid ed i nto T wo Parties per form ed moc k S kirmi sh es di sch arged blunt A rro ws drew th eir S word s fl ed an d pursued attacked an d r etir ed an d in sho rt disco vered the b est Mili tary Di sci pli ne I ever beh eld T he parall el S ticks sec u red th em an d th eir H o rses from falli ng over the S tage ; and the Em peror was so m u ch d eli ghted that he ord ered thi s E n ter tai n m ent to be repeated several d ays an d o n c e was pl eased to be li fted an d give the word o f Comm an d ; and up wi th great di ffic u l ty persu ad ed even the Em press h ersel f to let m e hold her in her close C h air w i thi n Two yard s o f the S tage from wh en c e she was abl e to take a fu ll view o f the w hol e per form an c e It was m d oo y g fortu ne th at n o ill A ccid en t h appen ed in th ese E n tertai n m en ts o n l y o n c e a fiery H o m e th at belo n ged to o n e o f the C aptains pawi ng w i th his H oo f str u ck a hol e in m a H n d k e r y chi ef and his Foo t sli ppi ng he over threw his Rid er and him sel f ; b u t I imm ediately , , . , , , , , , , . , , , , , , . , , , A V oyage to L illi p u t 67 reli eved th em bo th an d coveri ng the H ol e wi th o ne h an d I set down the Troo p with the o th er in the sam e m an ner as I too k th em T he H orse th at fell was strai ned in the up Left sho u ld er b u t the Rid er go t n o h u rt and a I repaired m H dk rchi w ll I n e f as e as e y co u ld ; however I wo u l d no t tr u st to the st r en gth o f it any mor e in su ch d angero u s En ter pri zes A bo u t Two or Three d ays befor e I was set at lib erty as I was en ter tai n i n g the Co u r t wit h th ese ki n d o f Feats th ere arrived an Expr ess to i n form his Maj esty th at som e o f his S u bj ec ts ridi ng n ear the pl ace wh ere I was first taken u p had seen a great bl ack S u bstan c e l yi ng o n the gro u n d very oddl y sh aped exten di n g its Edges ro u n d as w id e as his M aj esty s Bed ch amb er an d ri si n g u p in th at it was n o the middl e as hi gh as a Man livi n g C r eatu re as th ey at first appreh en d ed fo r it lay o n the grass wi tho u t mo tio n an d som e o f th em had w alked ro u n d it sever al Th at by mo u n ti n g u po n each o th ers tim es Sho u ld ers th ey had go t to the to p which was , , , . , , , . , , , , , ’ - , , , , , It , A V o yage 68 to L illi pu t an d even at an d stam pi n g u po n it th e fl y fo u n d it was hollo w w i thi n th at th ey h u m b l y co n c eived it mi gh t be som ethi ng belo nging to the Man Mo u n tai n an d if his M aj esty pl eased th ey wo u ld u n d ertake to bri ng it with o n ly F ive horses I presen tly knew wh at th ey m ean t an d was gl ad at h ear t to recei ve th is fi r I n telli gen c e It seem s u po n m r s t eac h y in g the shore after o u r shi pwr eck I was i n su ch co n fusio n th at before I cam e to the a e s m H a l c w h r I w l hi e e en t o e e t t w c h y p p I had fastn ed wi th a S tri ng to m h d a e w h i l e y I was ro wi ng an d had stu ck o n all the tim e I was swimmi ng fell o ff after I c am e to l and the S tri n g as I co nj ec tu r e breaki n g by so m e accid en t which I n ever ob se rved b u t tho u ght s t a t m d b e n lo s I i r H a h a e e n t e t a a t e d y his Im peri al M aj esty to give ord er s it mi ght b e bro u gh t to m e as soo n as po ssib le describ in g A n d the to him the U se an d the N atu re o f it next d ay the Waggo ner s arriv ed wi th it b u t n ot in a very go od co ndi tio n ; th ey had bo red two H ol es in the Brim w i thi n an I n ch and h al f o f the Edge and fastned T wo H oo ks in , - , , . , . , , , , , , , , , . , , , , A V o yage to L illi p u t 69 H ol es ; th ese H ooks were tyed by a lo ng C o rd to the H arness and th u s m t H a s w a y the , dragged along fo r above h al f an Engli sh Mil e B u t the Grou n d in th at co u n try bei ng ex an d l evel ely smoo th trem it r ec eived l ess d am age th an I expec ted Two days after thi s A dven tu re the Em h avi ng ord er ed th at par t o f his A rm r o r e p y w hich q u ar ters in and abo u t his M etro poli s t o b e in a readi n ess took a fan cy o f div erti ng him sel f in a very si ngu l ar m an ner He de sir ed I wo u ld stan d li ke a C olo ssu s w i th m y Legs as far asu n d er as I co n ven i en tly co u ld He th en comm an d ed his G eneral (who was old experi en c ed Lead er an d a great an Patro n o f mi n e) to draw u p the Troo ps in close O rd er and m arch th em u n d er m e the Foo t by Twen ty fo u r in a b reast an d the H orse by S ixteen wi th Dr u m s beati ng C olo u rs flyi n g an d Pikes advan ced This Bod y co n si sted of Thr ee tho u san d Foo t and a Tho u san d H or se I had sen t so m any M emori al s and L i b ert h t at his M a est at Peti tio ns fo r m y j y y , . , , . , . , , , - , , , , , . , A V o yage to L illi pu t 0 7 l ength m entio ned the Matter first in the C abi net and th en in a fu ll Co u ncil ; where it was o ppo sed by n o n e exc ept S kyresh Bo lgo lam w ho was pl eased w i tho u t any b u rovoc io o e m mor a l E n e m t a t n t t B y y p it was c arri ed agai n st him by the who le Bo ard an d co n firm ed by the Em pero r Th at Mi n i ster was Galbet or Admiral o f the R ealm very m u ch in his M aster s Con fid en c e an d a P erso n well v er sed in affairs b u t o f a morose and so u r Com pl exio n H owever he was at l ength per su ad ed to com ply ; bu t ed h e A r ticl es an d C o n di ti o n s r v il h e a t a t t p u po n which I sho u ld be set free and to which I m u st swear sho u ld be draw n u p by him sel f Th ese A rticl es were brough t to m e b y S kyresh Bo lgo lamin perso n attend ed by Two U n d er Secretari es an d several so n s o f Di sti n c tio n A fter th ey were I was d eman d ed to swear to the perfor ance o f first in the m an n er o f m th em ; o n w y co u n trey an d afterw ard s in the m ethod r e p sc rib ed by th eir Laws ; which was to hold my Right foot in m L l eft h an d t o e a c y p , , , , . , . , , ’ , , , , . , , . , m - , . , , A Vo yage the Middl e finger of m h d y m R i h y g my p rh p Crown of ea , to L illi p u t 7 Ri h h d m a y g T h u mb d m y t n an an on 1 the the bec ause the a s R ead er a be c u rio u s to h ave e som e id ea o f the S tyl e an d M an n er o f ex ess e n e r io c u li a r t o t h a t P e o l as w e ll a s p p p to k n ow the A r ticl es u po n which I r ecov er ed m e e a a s L ib r I h a v m d T r l io a e n a t n t f o y y the w hol e I nstr u m ent word fo r word as n ear as I was ab l e which I h ere offer to the u blick p T ip of t Bu t ear . , , , , . Mo Golbasto m aren mG Evla e u rdilo S hefin M u lly U lly Gue most Mighty Em peror o f Lilli put D elight and Terror o f the U n iverse whose Domi n io ns exten d F ive Tho usan d Blustru gs (abo u t Twelve mil es in C irc u m ferenc e) to the Extremi ti es of the Glob e ; Mo narch of all Monarch s tall er than the S o ns o f Men who se Feet pr ess down to the C en ter an d whose H ead stri kes agai nst the S un : A t whose Nod the Pri n c es of the Earth sh ake th eir K nees ; pl easan t as the S pring com fortab l e as the S u mm er fru i tfu l dread fu l as Wi nter His most as A u tu m n , , , , , , , , . A V o yage to L illi pu t 2 7 u blim e M aj esty Mo u ntai n l ately t h r o ose p p s to the Man rrived to o u r C el estial Domi n io ns the followi ng A rticles w hi ch by a sol em n O ath he sh all b e o bliged to e r f orm p F irst T he Man Mo u n tai n shall no t d epart from o u r Domi n io n s w i tho u t o u r L i c ense u n d er o u r Great S eal 2d He sh all n o t presu m e to co m e i n to o u r M etro poli s wi tho u t o u r express O rd er ; at which tim e the i n h abi tan ts sh all h ave T w o ho u rs warn i ng to keep w i thi n th eir Doors e d T h sa id M a Mo u a i s h ll co n n t n a nfi ne 3 his Walks to o u r pri n ci pal H igh Road s an d no t o ffer to walk or lie do w n in a M eado w o r F i eld o f Cor n s h a s t h A e t h e w lk id Ro d sa a s h e s hall 4 take the u tmo st c are n ot to tram l u e o n p p the bodi es o f any o f o u r lovi ng S u bj ects th eir H orses or C arri ages n o r take any o f o u r said S u bj ects i nto his h ands wi tho u t their o wn co n sen t I f a n h es Ex r r u ir x r rdi t s e e s e t a o n ary 5 p q Di spatch the Man Mo u n tai n sh all be o b l iged a , , , . - , , . , , . - , , . , , , , , , . , - , A V o ya ge 74 to L illi p u t o u r S u bj ec ts wi th free access to o u r Royal Perso n an d oth er m arks o f o ur Favo u r Given at o u r Pal ac e at Belfaborac the Tw el fth Day o f the N in ety first M oo n o f o u r R eign I swor e and sub scribed to these articles wi th great Chearfu lness and C o n ten t al tho u gh som e o f th em wer e n o t so h o n o u r co u ld h ave wi shed ; which pro abl e as I ceeded w holly from the m alic e o f S kyresl B o lgo lamthe H igh A dmiral : W hereu po r my C hai ns were imm ediately unloc ked am I was at fu ll liberty ; the Em peror hi m sel in per so n did m e the H o n o u r to be by a I m ad e m c the w hol e C eremo ny k n o A w y ledgm en ts by prostrati ng mysel f at hi e to M aj esty s Feet : Bu t he comm an d ed m ri se ; an d after m any gracio us expressions w hich to avoid the c en su re o f Vanity I she] n o t r epeat he add ed th at he ho ped I sho u lr e e f r an s r e ro v a u u l v w ll d v e s e S e t an d a l e p the Favo u rs he had alread y co n ferred u po r me or m i gh t do fo r the fu tu re ay pl ease to o bse rve that ll T he Read er m o f 17 2 8 o f , , . - . , , . ; ’ , , , , , , . , A Vo yage L il li p u t to 75 l A rticl e fo r the recovery o f m L ib e r t y y e a q u an the Em peror sti pu l ates to allow m ti ty o f m eat an d dri n k su ffici en t fo r the Lilli putians S om e tim e su p por t o f I 7 2 8 aski ng a F ri en d at C o u rt how th ey after x o n th at d etermi n ate n u mber ; he ca m e to fi e th at his M aj esty s M ath em atici ans t old m od B h avi n g taken the H ei gh t o f m b t h e y y y h el p o f a Qu adran t an d fin di ng it to exc eed th eir s in the pro portio n o f Twelve to O ne t h ey co n cl u d ed from the S imil ari ty o f th eir bodi es th at mi ne m ust con tai n at l east I 7 2 8 o f th eirs and co n seq u en tl y wo u ld r eq u ire as m u ch Food as was necessary to su ppor t th at of L illi puti an s By which the n u mb e r ay co n c eive an id ea o f the I n en u i t Read er m g y o f th at Peo pl e as well as the pr u d en t an d f s o ea n r Pri c e o t a exac t O eco no m y g the ast . , ’ , , , , , , . , , . C H A PTER I V M ilden do the M etro p ol i s of L i ll i pu t describ d, toge ther ’ wi th the E p ero r s P al ace A C on versati on b e ’ m w t A th d p i ci p al Secreta y con g th Aff i f th t Em p i e T he A th or s p e o i hi W ars t e v e th e E m een the i cern n O ffers . u e or an a a rs o r rn a r r r o s r u . s ’ . r I had o h tain ed m e t L ib r a s h a I mi h h v w t a t e t y y g license to see Milden do the M etropo lis ; which the Em peror easily granted m b ut e wi th a speci al ch arge to do n o h u r t ei ther to the I n h ab i tan ts or th eir H o uses T he Peo pl e had n o tic e by Proclamatio n o f m y d esign to vi si t the Town T he Wall which en com passed it is Two foot and an hal f h i h g and at l east El even i n ch es broad so that a Coach and H orses m ay b e driven very safely ro u n d it ; and it is fl an ked w i th stro ng Towers at T en foot di stan c e I stept over an d d v r the gr eat W ester n G ate as s e e p y d sid eli ng thro ugh the Tw o pri n ci l an e n t g y T HE First req u est I m ad e n , , afte , , , , , . . , , , , , 76 A V o yage to L illi p u t 77 s r c a f o n l y in m hor W i o t a s t o t y agi ng the Roo fs an d Eves o f the kar o f d am Co I a t Hou ses wi th the S ki rts of m y walk ed wi th the u tmost circ u m spec tio n to avoid trea di n g o n an y S traggl er s th at mi gh t rem ai n i n the S tr eets al tho ugh the O rd er s wer e very stric t th at all peo pl e sho u ld keep T he in th eir ho uses at th eir own peril Garret W i n dows an d To ps o f ho u ses wer e so crow d ed w i th S pec tators th at I tho u gh t in s ad en e a all Tr v e l I h no t se a mor m y h i s u lo u l c T e C i t an e x a c s u a r e e s a t o p p p y q each sid e o f the Wall bei ng F ive h u n dr ed foo t lo n g T he two gr eat S treets w hich ru n cross an d divid e it i n to F o u r Qu arters are Five foo t wid e T he Lan es an d A ll eys which I co u ld n o t en ter b u t o n ly Vi ewed them as I passed are from Tw elve to Ei gh teen i n ch es T he To w n is capabl e o f hol d ing F ive h u ndr ed tho u san d S o u l s T he H o uses are from Three to F ive S tori es T he S ho ps an d M arkets well provid ed T he Em peror s Pal ac e is in the C en ter o f the C i ty w re the T wo r r m a e S t e e s t t t e e g a l p S t r ee ts , , . , , , , , . , . , . , . , , . . . . ’ , . A V o yage 8 7 L illi p u t to i n closed by a Wall o f Two foo t high an d T wen ty foo t di stan t from the B u i ldi n s g I had his M aj esty s permission to step over thi s Wall ; an d the S pac e bei ng so wide between th at and the Palace I co u l d easily vi ew it o n every sid e T he o utward Court is a S q uare o f F or ty foo t an d i n cl u d es T w o o th er Co u rts : In the i n mo st are the Royal A partm en ts w hich I was very d esir o us to see b u t fo u n d it extr em el f fi di c u l e t f h o r t ; y e a a s f r t G t e rom ne S u are i n t o o an e r o t h g q were b u t Eigh teen i nch es high and S even i n ch es wid e Now the B u ildi ngs o f the o u ter Co u rt were at l east Fi ve foot high and it was im po ssibl e for m e to strid e o ver them wi tho u t i n fin i te d am age to the Pil e tho ugh the W all s w ere stro n gl y b u il t o f h ewn S tone an d F o u r i n ch es thick A t the sam e tim e the Em peror had a gr eat d esire th at I sho uld see the Magn ifi cence o f his Pal ac e ; b u t this I was n o t abl e to do till Three d ays after which I spen t in c u tti ng down wi th m y K n i fe som e o f the l argest Trees in the Royal Park abo u t an Hu n dred yard s di stan t from It is , , ’ , . , , , , , , . , , , , . , , A V o y age to L illi pu t 79 th ese Trees I mad e Two Stools eac h abo u t Thre e foot h i gh and The on g e n o u gh to bear m y Weight People h av i n g re c eived notice a Second t i me [ wen t agai n th ro u gh the City to the Palace o oo T w W ith m St ls in m y han h n I d s e w y e to th e side of the o u ter Co ur t I stood cam upo n O n e Stool and took the othe r i n m y Th i s I li fted ove r the Roof and ge n tly hand rst : it do w n on the Space bet we en the fi Co u rt whi c h was Eight foot and se c ond I then stept over the B u ildings ve ry wide conveniently from one Stool to the othe r an d dre w u p the fi rst after me w i th a hooked By this cont r ivance I got i n to the Stick inmost Co u rt ; and lyi n g down u po n my Side I a p plied m y Face to the Wi n dow s o f the m i ddle Sto r ies wh i ch w e r e le ft O pen o n pu r pose and d i scove red the most sple n di d Apa r tme n ts that can be i magi n ed The r e I saw the Emp r ess and the yo u n g Pr i n c e s i n the i r seve r al L odgi n gs wi th th ei r c hi ef A ttendants abo u t them e r i l a Her Im p Majesty was pleased to smile ve ry g raci o u sly he C i ty . 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A V o y ag e 80 to L illi pu t u pon me and gave m e o u t o f the Wind ow her H an d to kiss B u t I shall not anti c ipate the Reader with farther Desc ription s o f thi s ki nd be ca use I re serve them fo r a greater Work which is now almost ready for the Press containing a gen eral Desc ripti on o f th is Empi r e from its first Erection throu gh a lo n g Series o f Princes with a particular Acco u n t of their Wars and Politicks Laws Lear ning and Religion ; their Pl ants an d A nim al s thei r pec u liar M anners and C u stoms with other Matters very c u rious and u se fu l ; m y chie f design at p resent being only to relate su ch Events and Tran s action s as happened to the p ubli c k or to mysel f d u ring a Re side n c e o f abo u t Nin e , . , , , , , , , , , , , , , months in that Empire On e morning abou t a Fortnight after I had obtained m y l i berty Reldresal Prin c i pal Secretary (as they style him) o f p rivate Affairs came to m y H o u se attended only by one Servant H e o r dered his C oac h to Wait at a di stanc e an d de si red I wo uld . , , , , , . , ' 82 A V o yage to L illi p u t by whi c h they distingu i sh them selves It is alledged in d eed that the high H eel s are most agreeable to o u r an c i ent Co nstitu tion B U t however thi s be his M ajesty hath de in ed to make u se o f o nly low H eel s in term the Ad mini stration o f the Governme n t and all Offices in the gi ft o f the C row n as you cannot b u t observe ; an d parti cu larly that his Majesty s Impe r ial H eels are lower at least by a Dru rr than any of his C o u rt ; D r i ru r s a Mea s u re abo u t e F o u rteent h t h ( par t o f an inch ) The A nim osities between these Two parties r u n so high that they will neither eat nor drink n o r talk with each other We c omp u te the T ram ec ksan o r H igh heel s to exceed u s in n u mber ; b u t the Power is wholly on o ur side W e app r ehend hB Impe r ial H ighness the H eir to the Crown to have some Tende ncy towar ds the H igh heel s ; at least we can plainly disc over one o f his H eels higher th an the other whi c h gives him a H obble in his Gait Now in the midst o f these intesti n e Di squ iets we are threatned with an In . , . , , , , ’ . , , . , - , . , ' , - , , , . , A V o y ag e to 93, L i lli p u t the Island o f Blefuscu whi ch is the other great Empire o f th e U niverse ‘ al most as large and powerful as thi s o f his M aje sty F o r as to what w e h ave h eard yo u affirm th at there are oth er K i ngdom s and States in the wo rld in habited by h u man ‘ Creat u res as large as yo u rsel f o u r Philosop he rs are in m u ch do u bt and wo u l d rather c on e c u r t e that dropt f rom t h Moon or u e o j y O ne o f the Stars be cau se it is certain that an h u ndred Mortal s o f yo u r B u lk w ou ld in a short tim e destroy all the Fr u its and Besides C attel o f his Majesty s Domini o n s o u r H i sto r i es o f Six tho usan d Moo n s m ake no mention of any other Regi ons than the Tw o great Empires of Lillip u t d d Blefu scu Which T wo mighty Powers have as I was going to tell you been engagq l in a m ost War fo r Six an d t irty Moo n s o b sti nate ' past It began u pon the fo llowing O ccasio n I t is allowed on al l hand s that the p rim itive way o f breaking Eggs before we eat th em B u t his p resent was u pon the l arger E n d M ajesty s Grand father while he was a Boy from vasio n , , . , ,. , , , , , , ’ . , , , , , . . , , ’ , F , A V o y ag e 84 to L illi p u t going to eat an Egg and breaking it accord ing to the ancie n t prac tice hap pened to cut one o f his Fingers Where u po n the Empe ro r his Father p u blished an E d ict commanding all h i s S u bjects u po n great Penaltie s to break the smaller End o f their Eggs The People so highly resented this Law that ou r H i stori es tell us ther e have been Six Rebellion s rai sed o n that ac co unt ; whe r ein o n e Emperor lost his Li fe and anothe r his C r ow n These Civil Co m o tions were constantly fom ented by the Monarch s of Blefu scu ; and wh en th ey were q u elled the Exil es al ways fl ed for R efu e to g that Empire It is com p u ted that E leven tho usand Person s have at several ti es su ffered Death rather th an su bmit to b reak their Eggs at the sm aller End Many h u ndred l arge Vol u mes have been p ub lished u pon thi s C o ntrove rsy : B u t the B oo ks of the Big Endian s have been long fo r bi dden and the wh o le Party rendred incapab le by Law o f holding Employments D u ring the C o u rse o f th ese Tro u bles the E perors of , , . , , , . , , . m , m , . , , , . - , . , m A V o yag e L illi pu t to 85 d i d fr eq u ently expost u late by their A mbas sadors acc u sing us o f making a Schism in Religion by offending again st a fu ndamental Doct r ine o f o u r great Prophet L u strog in the F i fty fo ur th Chapter o f the Thi s B ru n decral (which is their Alcoran ) howeve r is tho ught to be a mere St rain u pon the Text : For the Word s are the se ; That all t ru e Believe rs shall break thei r Eggs at the convenient End : A nd which is the Convenient end seem s in my h u mble opi n ion to be le ft to every man s Con science or at least in the Power o f the Chie f Magis t r ate to dete r mine Now the Big Endian Exile s have fo u nd so m u ch credit in the Emper or o f B lefu scu s C o ur t and so m u ch p r ivate Assi stan c e and Enco u ragement from the i r Party here at home that a bloody War hath been carried on between the two Empi r es fo r Six and thirty moons with vario u s S u ccess d ur ing which ti e w e have lost Forty C apital Ships and a m uc h gr eater o f smaller Vessel s togethe r with n u mber Thi r ty tho u sand o f o u r best Seamen an d B lefu sc u , , - , . , , , , ’ , , - . ’ , , m , , 86 A Vo y a ge to L illi p u t Soldiers ; and the D amage r eceived by the Enemy is r eckoned to be some what g r eate r than o urs H owever they have now eq u ipped a n u me r o u s Fleet and are j u st p r eparing to make a Descent u pon u s ; and his Imperial Majesty plac ing great Con fidence in yo u r Valo u r and Strength hath commanded Me to lay thi s ac co u nt o f his Affai r s be fo r e Yo u I desi r ed the Secretary to p r esent my h u mble D u ty to the Emperor and to let him know that I tho ught it wo u ld not become Me who was a Fo r eigne r to i nte r fere with Part i e s ; b u t I w as ready with the haza r d o f my Li fe to defend his Person and State again st all Invaders . , , , . , , , , , , . C H A PTER V m mh T he Au th or b y an extraord in ary Stratage , preven ts ’ A h igh T itle of Ho n our is con ferr d an In va sion b m Am . u pon hi r r o o f e p d ors assa . B lefu scu , an d su e arrive fo r t e E m for Peace . Empire o f Blefu scu is an I sland sit u ated to the North No r th East side o f Lillip u t from whe n ce it is par ted only by a Channel I had not o f Eight h u nd r ed ya r ds wide yet seen it and u pon thi s notice o f an i ntended Invasion I avoided appearing on that s i de o f the Coast fo r fea r o f be i ng discove r ed by some o f the Enemies Ships w ho had rec eived no I n telligence o f me all Inte r co urse betw een the Two Empi r e s having bee n st r ic tly fo r bidden d u r ing the War u po n pain o f Death and an Embargo laid by o ur Empero r u pon all Vessels whatsoever I c o mm u nicated to his Majesty a Project I had formed o f sei z ing the Enemy s whol e T HE - - , . , , , , , , , . ’ 87 A V oy age 88 Fleet ; wh i ch to L illi p u t o u r Sco u ts assu red u s lay at anchor in the H arbo u r ready to sail with the first fai r Wind I c on su lted the m o st expe r ienced Seamen u pon the depth o f the Channel w hich they had often plu med who told me that in the middle at H igh u ffs deep whi c h wate r it was Seve n ty Glu m l g is abo ut S i x foot o f E uropean measu re ; an d the re st o f it Fi fty Glu m ff at mo t I l u s s ; g walked towar d s the North East C oast over agai n st B lefu scu and lying d own behi nd a H i llock took o u t my small Poc ket Per spective Glass and vie w ed the En emy s Fleet at anchor co n si sting o f abo u t Fi fty Men o f War and a great n u mber o f Tran spo rts : I then came back to m y H o u se and gave o rde r (fo r which I had a Warrant) fo r a great q u a n tity o f the strongest C abl e and Bars o f Iron T he Ca ble was abo u t as thi c k as Packthread and the B ars o f the length and si z e o f a K nitting n eedle I trebled the Cable to make it stronger and fo r the sa e r eason I twi sted Three o f the Iron Bars t ogether ben d in g the Extremiti es i nto a as , , . m , , , , , - , , ’ - , , , , . , - . , , m ‘ A V o y age 0 9 to L illi p u t Spectacle s i n a p r ivate Poc ket whi c h as I observed before had scaped the Em peror s Searchers These I took ou t and fastn ed as strongly as I c o u ld u po n m y N ose an d th us armed went on bo ldly with m y Wo rk in spight an y o f the Enemie s Arro ws of which stru c k agai n st the Glasses o f y Spectacle s b u t with ou t any other effect fur ther than a littl e to di sco mpo se th e I had now fastn ed all the H ooks an d taki ng the K not in my hand began to p u ll ; b u t not a Sh i p wo u ld st i r fo r they were all too fast held by their A n c hor s so that the boldest par t o f my Ente r p r i ze r em ai n ed I the r e fo r e let go the Cord and leaving the H ooks fixed to the Ships I r eso l u tely cu t w i th m y K ni fe the Cables that fastned the A n chors receiving above Tw o h u ndred Sho ts i n my Face and H ands ; then I took u p the k n otted end o f the Cable s to whi c h m y H ooks were tyed and wi th great ease drew Fi fty of the Enemies largest Men o f W ar afte r me The Blefu scu dians who had not the least , , ' , . , , , m m m , . , , , , . , , , , . , A V o y ag e L illi pu t to 1 9 im agi nation o f w hat I i ntended w ere at fir st c o n fo u nded w ith astoni shment They had se en me cu t the C abl es and tho ught m y D esign was only to let the Ship s r u n a dri ft o r fall fo u l o n each other : B u t w hen they e rceived the w hole F leet moving i n orde r p and saw me p ulling at the end they set u p su ch a sc r eam o f Grie f and De spa i r that it is a lmo st impo ssible to describe or conceive W hen I had got o u t o f danger I stopt a wh i le to p ick o u t the Arrows that st u ck in my H an ds and Face and ru bbed on some o f the same O intment that was given m e at m y first arr ival as I have fo r merly mentioned I the n took o ff m y Spectacles and waiting a bo u t a n ho ur till the Tide was a lit tle fallen I w aded th r o u gh the middle with m y Cargo a nd arr ived safe at the Royal Po rt o f L i ll i p u t The Empe r or and his whole Co u rt stood the shore expe c ting the I ssue o f thi s on g r eat Advent u re They saw the Ships move fo r wa r d i n a large H al f Moon b u t c o u ld not d i sc ern me who was u p to my Breast in , . , - , , , , . , ‘ , , . , , , . . - , , A V oya ge 2 9 to L illi pu t Wate r When I advan ced to the mi d dl e of the Chan n el they were yet m o re in pain because I was u nder Water to m y Neck The Emperor co ncl u ded m e to be d ro wn ed and that the Enemy s Fleet was ap p roac hi ng in a hostile manner : B u t he was soo n eased his F ear s fo r the Chann el gro wing of I cam e in a shall o we r eve ry step I m ade sho r t time within hearing ; an d holdin g u p the end o f the Cable by which the Fl eet was fastned I c ried in a lo u d Voi c e Lo ng l ive the most p u i ssant Emperor o f Lilli p u t l This great Prin ce rec ei ved me at m y landing with all possible En co mi u m s an d c reated e a N ardac u po n the spot whi c h is the highest Title of H on o u r am o ng th em His Maj esty desired I wou ld take so m e othe r O p po rt u nity o f b ringing all the rest o f h i s Enemy s Shi ps into his Po rts A nd so u n measu rable is the A mbiti o n o f Pr in ces that he seem ed to th ink o f n othing l ess th an red u cing the wh ol e Empire o f Blefu scu i nto a Province and governing it by a Vi ce Roy ; Exiles and o f d estroyi ng the Big End i an . , . , ’ , , , , m , , . ’ . , - , - , A V o y a ge to L illi pu t 93 mpelling that People to break the smaller of en d thei r Eggs by which he wo u ld r e main the sole Monarch o f the whole Wo r ld B u t I endeavo u red to dive r t him from this D e sign by many Arg u ments draw n from the T o picks o f Policy as well as J ustice : A nd I s lainly prote ted that I w o u ld never be an p I nstr u ment o f b r inging a Free and Brave A nd when the Matter P eople into Slave ry was debated in Co u n c il the wi sest part o f t h e Mini stry w ere o f m y opinion Thi s open b old Dec l aration o f mine was so opposite to the Scheme s and Politi c ks o f h is Imperial Maj esty that he c o u ld never fo rgive it ; he mentioned it in a very art fu l man ner at Cou ncil where I was told that e o f the w i se st appear ed at least by their som to b e o f m y opinion ; b u t others s ilen c e who wer e my se c ret Enemi es c o u ld not fo r b ear some Expre ssion s whi c h by a side w ind ec ted on m e And from thi s time began re fl a n Intrig u e between his Maje sty and a Ju nto o f Mini ster s mali c io u sly bent again st me whi ch broke out in less than Two onths co , . , , . , . , , , , , , , - , . , m , , A V o y a ge 94 to L illi pu t and had like to have end ed i n m y u tter Destr u cti o n Of so little w eight are the greate st Servi c es to Princes when p u t in to the ball an ce with a Re fusal to grati fy thei r Passion s Abou t Th ree weeks after thi s Ex plo i t the r e arrived a solemn Embassy from B le fu scu w ith h u m ble O ffer s o f a Peace ; w hi c h was soon con cl u ded u pon Condition s very advantageo u s to o ur Em peror wherewith I shall not t r o u ble the Reader There were S i x Ambassado rs with a Train o f abo u t F iv e h u n d r ed Pe r so n s and thei r Entry was very magn i ficent s u itable to the Grand eu r o f thei r Master and the Impo r tan ce o f their B usine ss When th ei r Tr eaty was fini sh ed whe rei n I did them seve r al good Offices by the C r edit I now had or at least appeared to have at Co u rt their Excellencies who were p r ivately told ho w m u c h I had been their Friend made me a Vi sit in form Th ey began with man y Compliments u po n m y Valo ur an d Ge n e r os i ty i nvi ted me to that K i n gdom in the Empe r o r the i r Master s . , . , , , . , , , , . , , , , , . , ’ ' A V o y ag e to L illi pu t 95 Name and desired me to shew them some Proo fs o f my pro d igio u s Strength o f w hich t h ey had heard so many Wo nder s ; wherein I r eadily obliged them b u t shall not tro u ble t he Reader with the Partic u l ar s Wh en I had fo r some time entertained t h eir Excellencies to thei r in finite Sati sfac tion an d S u rpr i z e I de si r ed they wo u ld do e the H ono u r to p r esent my most h u mble respec ts to the Emperor their Master the Reno w n o f w h ose Virt u e s had so j ustly filled the wh ole Worl d with Ad miration an d whose Royal Pe rson I re solved to attend be fore I ret u rn ed to my ow n Co u n trey : Acco rdingly the n ext tim e I had the h o no u r to see o u r Em peror I de sired his gen eral Licen c e to wait on th e ian M o n arch whi c h he was pleased B lefuscu dz to gra nt me as I c o u ld p lainly percei ve in a very cold m an n er ; b u t co u ld not guess till I had a Whisper from a the Reason nap and Bo lgo la certain p erson th at Flim had re p resented my Interco u rse with those A m bassador s as a m ark o f Disafiectio n from su re my heart was w holly fre e whi c h I a , , , . m , , , , , , , , m , , ‘ m , . A V o y age 6 9 to L illi p u t was the first time I began to con Idea o f Co u rts and ceive some impe r fect Ministe r s It is to be observed that these A mbassa do r s spoke to me by an Inte r p r eter the Langu ages o f both Empires di ffering as m u ch fr om each othe r as any Two in E u rope ; and each Nation priding itsel f u pon the Antiq u ity Bea uty and Energy o f thei r ow n Tong u e s with an avowed C ontempt fo r that o f their Ne i ghbo ur ; yet o u r Empe r o r standing u pon the advantage he had go t by the sei su re o f thei r Fleet obliged them to deliver their C r edential s and make their Speech in the Lillip u tian Tongu e And it m ust be c on fessed that from the great Interco u rse o f Tr ade an d Commerce between bo th Realms fr om the contin u al Rec eption o f Exil es which is m u t ual am o ng them and fro m the C ustom in eac h Em p ire to send their yo u ng Nobility and r i c her Gentry to the oth er in o r de r to poli sh them selves by seeing the Wo rld and u nderstanding Men and M ann ers the r e are few persons o f Distin c tion o r And this . , , , , , , , , . , , , , , , , , C H A PTER V I O f the In h ab itan ts an d m Custo Ch ild ren . Coun trey . s, of Lillipu t, their Learn in g , La M ann er of ed uca tin g th ’ A u th o r s way of li vin g in tl th e T he e His Vin d ication of a great Lad y . ALT HOU GH I intend to leave the Descripti o f this Empi r e to a parti c u lar Treatise y in the mean time I am content to grati fy t] c u r io us Reade r with some general Ide : As the common si z e o f the native s is so m what u nder Six in c hes high so there is exact Pr oportion in all other A nim al s as W as Plants and Tr ee s : F or in stance the tall e H orses and Ox en are between Fo u r and Pi inche s in height the Shee p an In c h an d hal f more o r l ess ; th eir Geese abo u t t] bigness o f a Sparrow and so the seven Gradatio n s dow n ward s till yo u c ome to tl smallest which to my sight were alm e i n vi sible ; b u t Nat u re hath adapted the Ey r , , , , , , , , , , , 8 9 t A V o y a ge to L illi p u t 99 the L i ll i p u t i ans to all O bjec ts proper fo r their vie w : They see w ith gr eat exactne ss b u t at n o gr eat d i stan c e A nd to show the sha r pness o f their sight tow ard s O bjec ts that are near I have been m uch pleased in o b serv i n g a Coo k p u ll i ng a Lark which was not so large as a common F ly ; and a yo u ng G i rl threading an invi sible Needle with ih v i sible Silk Their tallest T r ees are abo u t Seve n foot high ; I mean some o f those in the great Royal Park the Tops whereof I co u ld b u t j u st rea ch with m y Fist cle n c hed The othe r Vegetables are in the sam e pro portion ; b u t thi s I leave to the Reade r s imagi n ation I shall say b u t little at p resent of their L ear n ing which fo r many ages hath fl o u ri shed in all i ts b ra n che s among them : B u t their manne r o f wr iting is very p ec u li ar being n either from the L e ft to the Right like the E ur opean s ; nor from the Right to the Left like the Ar abian s ; nor from u p to dow n like the Chinese ; nor from down to u p like the Cascagian s ; b u t aslant from one cor n er of , . , , . , . ’ . , , , , , , G A Vo yage t oo to L illi p u t the paper to the o ther like Ladies in England They b u ry their Dead w ith their H eads directly dow n wards becau se they hold an opinion that in Eleven thou sand moon s they are all to ri se again in which period the Earth (which they conc eive to be fl at) wi ll t u rn u pside dow n and by thi s me an s th ey shall at their Re su rrection be fou nd ready standing on their feet Th e Learned am o ng them con fess the Absu rdity of this Doc trin e b u t the Practice still con tin u es in co mpli an c e to the Vu lgar There are some Laws and C usto m s i n thi s Empi re very pecu liar and if they were n ot so directly contrary to tho se o f m y o w n d e ar Co u n trey I sho u ld be t em p ted to say a littl e in thei r j u sti fication It is only to be wi sh ed th at they were as well exe cu ted The first I sh all mention relate s to I n formers All C ri es against the State are p u ni shed here with the u tmost severity ; b u t if the Person acc used maketh his Innocen ce plainly to appear u pon his Tryal the Acc u ser is imm ed iately pat to of , . , , , , , , . , , . , , , . , , . m A V o y ag e 10 2 to L illi p u t was when I once inter ceding with the K ing fo r a Criminal w ho had wro nged his M aster o f a g r eat S u m o f Money w hich he had re c eived by order and ran away with ; and happe n ing to tell his Majesty by w ay of ex ten u ation that it was only a Brea c h o f tru st the Em p eror thought it mon st r ous in m e to o ffe r as a De fe n ce the greatest Aggravation o f the Crime And tr u ly I had little to say in r et ur n far the r than the common Answer th at di ffe r ent Nation s had di fferent C usto s ; fo r I con fes s I was heartily ashamed Altho ugh we u su ally call Re ward and P u n i shment the Two H inges u pon whi ch al l Governme n t t u rn s yet I co u ld never o bserve th i s Max i m to be p u t in p racti c e by any Nati o n except that o f Lillip u t Whoever can i cien t proo f that he hat h the r e br i ng su fl st rictly observed the Laws o f his C o u ntry for Seventy three m oo n s hath a claim to certain Privilege s acc ordi n g to his Quality and Co n d i tion o f Li fe with a p roportionable S u of Money o u t o f a Fu nd approp r iated fo r t hat u se He likewi se acq u ires the Ti tl e o f S n ilpall . , , , , , m , , , , . , . - , , , m , A V oy age to L illi p u t 10 3 Legal which is added to his Nam e bu t does not de sc end to his Poste r ity A nd these peo p le thou ght it a prodigio u s De fect o f Policy am o ng u s w hen I told them that o u r Laws were en fo rced only by Pe n alties withou t any me nti o n o f Re ward It i s u pon thi s acco u nt that the Image o f J u st i ce in th eir Cou rt s o f J udicat ur e is formed w i th Si x eyes Two befo r e as many behi n d an d o n each side O ne to sig n i fy C i r c u m spec tio n with a bag o f Gold open in her Right h and an d a S wo r d sh eathed i n he r L e ft to she w she is more di sp o sed to Rew ard than to P u n i sh I n ch using Persons fo r all Employments t hey have more regard to good Mo r als than to great A bilitie s ; fo r s i nce Government i s they believe that the nec e ssary to Mankind c ommon si ze o f H u man U n derstan d i n gs i s fitt ed to som e Station o r othe r and that Pr o or , , . , . , , , , , , , , . , , , , never intended to m ake the Manage ent o f p u blick Affai rs a Mystery to be only by a few Perso n s o f co m p rehended e ar e su blime Geni u s o f wh i ch there seldo m Three born in an Age : B u t they su ppo se viden ce m , , A Vo yage 10 4 to L illi pu t Tru th J u stice Tempe r ance and the like to be i n eve ry man s po wer ; the p ractice of which Virt u es assisted by Experien ce and a good I ntention wou ld q ual i fy any Man for the Service o f his Co u n trey exce p t w here a Co u rse o f St u dy is req u ired B u t th ey tho ught the want o f Moral Vi rt u es was so far fr om being s u pplied by su perior Endo wments o f the mind that Employments co u ld never be p u t i nto s u ch dangero u s hands as those o f Pe rso n s so q u ali fied ; a n d at least that the M i stakes com itted by Ign orance in a v i r t uo u s D i sposition wo u ld never be o f su c h fatal co n seq u e n c e to the P u blick Weal as the Pr actic es o f a Man whose Inclinations led him to be Co rru p t and had great Abilitie s to and m u lti p ly and de fend his \ manage , , , , ’ , , , . , m , , , , , L C , o rru ptio n s . In l i ke manner the Di sbelie f o f a Di vine Provide n ce r ende r s a Man u ncapable o f hold i n g an y Pu blick Station ; fo r since K ings avow themselve s to be the Depu ties o f Pro viden ce the L i llip u tian s think nothing can be more abs u rd than fo r a Prince to employ , , , A V o ya ge 10 6 L illi p u t to The i r Not i ons relati n g to the D u ti es o f Par ents and Ch i ld r en di ffer extrem ely fro m o u rs For since the Conj u nction o f Mal e and Fem ale is fo u nded u pon the great Law o f Nat u re in order to propagate an d co n tin n e the Species the Lilli p u ti an s will n eeds have it that Men and Women are join ed to gethe r like other A nimal s by the Motives of Co n c u pi sce n ce ; and that their Tend erness toward s their Yo u ng proceed s from the like n at u ral Pr i nciple Fo r which reason th ey wil l neve r allow that a Child is u nder any obliga ti on to his Father fo r begetting him or his Mother fo r bringing him into the Wo rld ; wh i ch conside r i n g the Miseries of h u m an L i fe was n e i the r a Bene fit in itsel f or inten d ed so by h i s Parents whose Tho ughts in their Love Enco u nte r s were otherwi se employed U pon the se and the like Reasonings th eir O pinion i s that Parents are the last of all others to be t r usted with the Ed u cation o f their ow n Children And th ere fore they have in every tow n p u blick N u rserie s where all Pa r ents except Cottagers and Labou rers are , . , , , , , , , , , , - . , , , , , A V o y age to L illi p u t 10 7 l iged to send their I n fan ts o f both Sexe s to b e r eared an d ed u cated w hen they come to the Age o f Tw enty moo n s at w hich time th ey are su ppo sed to have some R udiments Th ese Schools are o f several of D o c ility ki n ds su ited to di fferent Q ual i ties and to bo th S exes They have ce r tain Pr ofessor s wel l skilled in preparing Child r en fo r su ch a co ndition o f li fe as be fits the Ra n k o f thei r Parents and their own Capacit i es as well as Inclination s I shall fir st say someth i n g o f the Male Nu rseries and the n o f the F emal e The N u rseries fo r Males o f n oble o r em inent Birth ar e p rovided with grave an d l earned Profe sso rs an d thei r seve r al Dep u ties The Clothes and Food o f the Ch i ld ren ar e plain and simple They ar e bred u p i n the p rinci ples o f H ono u r J u st i ce Co ur age M ode sty Clemency Religio n a n d Love o f thei r Co u n trey ; they ar e al ways employed i n some B u sine ss except in the times o f Eati n g and Two an d Sleeping w hich a r e very sho r t ho u rs for Diversion s consisting o f bod i ly Exerci ses They are d r e ssed by Men t i ll ob , . , , . , . . , , , . . , , , , , , , . , , A V o yage 10 8 L illi p u t to Fo ur years o f age and then are obliged to d r ess themselves althou gh their Quality be eve r so great ; and the Wom en A ttend an ts who are aged p roportionably to o u rs at Fi fty per fo r m o n ly the most meni al O ffices They are n ever su ffered to converse wi th Se rvants b u t go togeth er in small or greater n u mbe r s to take their Diversion s and always i n the p r esence o f a Professo r or o n e of his Dep u tie s ; whereby they avoid those early b ad Imp r essions o f F olly and Vi c e to wh i ch o ur Childre n are s u bject Their Parents are su ffe r ed to see them only t wi c e a ye ar ; the Vi sit is to last b u t an ho u r Th ey allowed to ki ss the C hild at m eetin g and part i ng ; b u t a Professo r who al ways stan ds by o n those occ asion s w ill not su ffer th emto whispe r o r u se any fondling Expressio n s or b r i n g any Presents o f Toys S weet m eats , , , . , , , , . . , , , - , , the like The Pen sion from each Family fo r the Ed u cati o n and Entertainment o f a C hi ld u po n fail u re o f d u e payment is l evi ed by the Emperor s O fficers an d . , , ’ . A V o y ag e 1 10 L illi p u t to the r e are as m u ch ashamed o f being Cowards a n d Fools as the Men and desp ise all personal O rnaments beyond De cen cy an d Clean liness : Neither did I per ceive any D i ffere n c e i n their Ed ucati o n m ad e b y the i r Di fference o f S ex only that the Exe r cises o f their Females were no t altogether so rob u st and that som e Ru l es estick we r e gi ven them relating to do m Li fe an d a smaller compass o f l earning was e njo i n ed them : For the Maxi m is that amo n g People o f Q uality a Wi fe sho u l d be al ways a r easonable and agreeable Co pan i o n becau se she can not al ways be yo u ng Whe n the G i r ls are Twelve years old whi c h amo n g them is the marriageable Age thei r Par e n ts o r G u a rd i an s take them home with great exp r ess i o n s o f G rat i tude to the Pro fesso rs a n d seldom w i tho u t Tea r s o f the yo u ng Lady a n d her Compan ion s I n the N urseries o f Females o f the mean e r sor t the Child ren are in st r u c ted i n all kind s o f Wo r ks pro per fo r their S ex an d their several degre es : Those i ntend ed , , , , , , , m , . , , , , , . , , A V o y ag e to L illi p u t 11 1 A pprentices are di smi ssed at Nine years fo r old the rest are kep t to Thirteen The meane r Families who have child r en at these n urserie s ar e obl i ged be sides th eir an n u al Pen sion w hich is as low as po ssible to r et u rn to the Steward o f the N ur sery a small monthly sh ar e o f their Gettings to be a Portion for the child ; and there fore all Parents a r e limited in their Ex pen ces by the Law For the L illip utian s thi n k nothing can be mo r e u nj u st than fo r p eople in s u bse rvience to their ow n Appetites to b r ing Children into the World and leave the B ur then o f su pporting them on the P u blick As to Pe rson s o f q u ality they ive Sec ur i ty to ap p ropriate a ce r tain S u m g fo r each Child s u itable to their Condition ; an d these F u nd s are al ways managed w ith goo d H usbandry and the most exact J u stice The Cottagers and Labo u rers keep their Child r en at h o me their B usine ss being only to till and c u lti vate the Earth and there fore th eir Ed u cati o n is of little con seq u en c e to , . , , , , , . , , , , . , , , . , , A V oy age 1 12 to L illi p u t the P ublick ; b u t the O ld and Diseased among them are s up ported by H osp itals : For Begging is a Trade u nknown in this K ingdom A nd here it may perhaps d ivert the c ur io u s Reader to give some acco u n t o f m y Do m and m y m anner o f living esticks i n thi s Co u ntrey d u r ing a Resi d en ce o f Nine month s and Thirteen d ays H aving a H ead me chani cally tu rned and being l i kewise fo rced by necessity I had mad e fo r mysel f a Table and C h air co nven i en t eno ugh o u t o f the l argest Trees in the Royal Park Two h u ndred S em pstresses we r e employed to make e Shirts and Li n en for my Bed and Tabl e all o f the str o n gest and coarsest kind th ey c o u l d get ; which h owever they were forc ed to qu ilt together in several Fold s fo r the thickest Th eir was some degre es finer than Law n Linen is u sually Three in c hes wid e and Three foo t make a Pi ece Th e Se p stre sse s too k my m easu r e as I lay o n the gro u nd one st anding at m y N ec k an d . , , , . , , , m . , , , , , . , . , , m A V o ya g e 1 14 to L illi p u t the Patch wo r k made by the Lad i e s i n En glan d only that mine were all o f a Colo ur I had Three h u nd red Cooks to dress m y Vi ct u al s in l i ttle co n venient Hu ts bu ilt abo u t m y ho use w here they an d th eir Fam i lie s l i ved and p repared m e T wo d ishes a piece I took u p Twenty Waiters in y H and and placed them on the Tabl e an H u n dred mo re attended below on the G r o u nd some with Di sh es o f Meat an d w i th Barrels o f Wine and o ther some Li q u o rs sl u n g on thei r Sho u ld ers ; all whi c h the Waite r s above d re w u p as I wan ted in a ve ry ingenio u s manner by certai n Co rds as w e d r aw the B u ck et u p a Well in E u r o pe A D i sh o f thei r Meat was a good Mouth fu l a n d a Barrel o f the i r Liq u o r a reaso n able D r aught Their M u tton yields to o u rs b u t their Bee f is excellent I have had a Sirloin so l arge that I have been forced to make Three bits o f i t ; b u t th i s is rare My e eat it Se rvants were asto nished to see m Bone s and all as in o u r Co u n trey we do the , . ~ , , m , - . , , , , , , , , , , , , . . , . , A V o y ag e to L illi pu t 1 15 Leg o f a Lark Their Geese and Tu rkeys I u s u ally eat at a Mo u th fu l and I m u st con fess th ey far exceed o u rs Of thei r Fowl I co uld take u p Twenty or smaller f e Thirty at the end o f m K ni y O ne day his Imperial Maj esty being ih fo r med o f my way o f living d esired that himsel f an d his Royal Con so rt with the yo u ng Princes o f the Blood o f both Sexes mi gh t have the H app in ess (as he was pleased to call it) o f dining with m e They came accordingly and I placed emu p on Chairs o f State on m y Table j u st over again st me nap with their G u ard s abo u t th em F lim the Lor d H igh Treasu rer attended there li kewi se with his Wh ite Staff ; and I o h served he o ft en looked on m e with a so u r Co u nten an c e whi c h I wo u l d no t seemto regard bu t eat more than usual in hono u r to my d ear Cou ntrey as well as to fill the Co u rt with admiration I have so me private Reasons to beli eve that thi s Vi sit from his o pp o rt u nity o f Majesty gave F lim n ap an i ces to his M aster d o ing me ill Ofl That . , . . , , , . ’ , - , , . . , , , , , . , . 11 A V o y age 1 16 L illi p u t to Min i ster had al ways been my secret Enemy tho u gh he o utwardly caressed me more than was u su al to the Morosen ess o f his Nat u re H e re p resented to the Emperor the low Condition o f his Treasu ry ; that he was forced to take u p Money at great Dis co u nt ; that Excheq u er Bill s wo u ld not ci r c u late u nder N i ne per Cent belo w Par ; that in short I had cost his Majesty above a Million and a hal f o f Spr ugs (their greatest Gold Coi n abo u t the bigne ss o f a Spangle and u p on the w hole that it wo uld be ad visable in the Emperor to take the first fair o ccasion o f di smi ssing m e I am here obliged to vindicate the Re p u tation o f an excellent Lady who was an innocent S u fl erer u pon my acc o u nt T he Treasu rer took a fancy to be jealo us o f his Wi fe from the Malice o f som e evi l ton gues who in formed him that her Grac e h ad taken a violent Affection for my Person an d the Co u rt Scandal ran fo r some time th at she once came privately to my Lodging Thi s I solemnly dec lare to be a most i nfamo us , . . , , . , . , , , - , . A V o y ag e 1 18 to L illi pu t leaning my Face to war d s them and whe was engaged with one Sett the Coachn wo u ld gently d r ive the others ro u nd table I have p assed many an afterm very agreeably in these C onversation s 1 I de fy the Treasu rer or his Two I n fo r I w ill name them and let em m ke l a t ( best o f it) Clu stril and Dru n lo to p rove t any Person ever came to me i ncog except the Secretary Reldresal who sent by express Command o f his Im pe Majesty as I have be fore related I sho not have d welt so long u pon this Particu if it had not been a Point w herein Rep u tation o f a great Lady is so nea concerned to say nothing o f o n y tho ugh I had then the H ono u r to be Nardac which the Treasu rer him self is n fo r all the World kn ows he is only a Clu gl u a Title inferio u r by one d egree as t a D u ke in En gla; o f a M arq u i ss is to althou gh I allow he prec ed ed e in right Th ese false I n formatio n s whicl his Post the kn ow l edge o f afterwards cam e to , . . , m ’ , , , . , m , , m , , m . , , A V o y age to L illi pu t 1 19 cc id ent n ot pro p er to mention made F lim n ap the T r easur e r she w his Lady fo r so me time ill co u ntenance an d me a an worse ; and altho ugh he was at last u nde ceived and r ec onciled to her yet I lost all c redit with him and fo u nd my Interest d e c line very fast w ith the Empe r o r h i msel f who was inde ed too m u ch governed by that F avo u rite an a , , , , , . C H A PTER V I I i md mk T he Au th or b e n g in for of H igh T reason, - ’ of a a es Design m to accu se hi his E scape to B lefuscu . His Reception there . m B E F ORE I p roceed to give an acco u nt o f y leavi n g thi s K ingdom it m ay be p ro per to i n fo rm the Reade r o f a p r ivate Intrigue which had been for Two month s fo rm i ng again st me I had been hitherto all my li fe a stran ger to Co u rt s fo r which I was u nq u ali fied b y the Meanness o f my condition I had i ndeed h eard and read eno ugh o f the Dis position s o f great Pr inces and Mini sters ; b u t never ex pected to have fo u nd su ch terrible e ffects o f th em in so remote a Co u ntrey gove rn ed as I thou ght by very di fferent Maxim s from those in Eu ro p e When I was j u st pre paring to pay m y , . , . , , , . 120 A Voy age 122 L illi pu t to Committees o f Coun c i l have been lately called i n the most private m anner on yo u r acco u nt : And it is b u t Two days sin ce his Majesty came to a fu ll Resol u tion Yo u are ve ry sen sibl e th at S kyris Bo lgola n l b e t or H igh A dmir l h th b o u r a G a a e e y ( ) mortal Enemy almost ever sin c e yo u r Arrival H is o r iginal Reason s I kn ow not b u t his hatred is m u c h en c reased sin ce yo u r great S u ccess against Blefuscu by whi ch his Glory as Admiral is o bscu r d Thi s Lord in co n n ap the H igh Treasu rer j u n ction with F lim whose Enmity again st yo u is notoriou s on acco u nt o f his Lady Lim to c the Gen eral u ff the Lalcon the Chamberl ain and Balm G rand Justiciary have pre p ared Arti cl es o f Impeachment again st yo u fo r Treaso n and other Cap ital c rimes Thi s Prefac e m ade e so impatient be ing co nsc ious o f my ow n M erits and Innocen c e that I was going to interr u pt ; when he entreated me to be silent and thus p ro ceed ed Out of Gratitu d e fo r the favo u rs you have m . , . , , , ’ , , . , , , , , . , , m , , , . A V o y ag e to L illi pu t 123 me I pro c u red In formation o f the whole Pr o c eed i n gs and a Copy o f the A rtic les wherein I vent u r e my H ead fo r i s o u r erv ce y done , , , . A R T I CL E S 0F A GA INS T ( T HE I M P E A CE M E NT I B F L N S E S T R IN U U Q M A N M O U NT A IN) - . A RTI C L E I That the said Qu in b u s F lestrin h aving brought the Im p erial Fleet o f Blefu scu into the Royal Port and being afterward s com manded by his Im perial Maje sty to sei z e all the oth er Ships o f the said Em p ire o f Ble fu scu a n d red u ce that Em p ire to a Provinc e to be governed by a Vice Roy from hen c e and to destroy and p u t to death not only all the Big Endian Exiles bu t likewi se all the p eople of that Em p ire who wo u ld not i mmediately forsake the Big Endian H eresy : H e the said F lestrin like a fal se Traitor again st his m ost A usp i c io us Seren e I p erial , , , - , - , , - , , , 124 , m A V o y ag e 126 to A RTIC L E L illi p u t 111 That the said Qu in bu s F lestrin c o ntrary to the D u ty o f a faith fu l S u bjec t is now p repar ing to make a Voyage to the Co u rt and Empire o f B lefuscu fo r which he hath r eceived only verbal Licence from his Impe r ial Majesty ; and u nder C olo u r o f the said L i cence d oth falsely and traitoro u sly intend to take the said Voyage and thereby to aid com fort and abet the Em peror o f B lefu scu so late an Enemy and in o p e n War with his I mperial Majesty aforesaid , , , , , , , , , . There are some other A rti cles b u t these ar e the most important o f w hich I have read yo u an A bstract , , . I n the seve r al Debates u pon thi s I m peach ment it m u st be con fessed that his Maj esty gave many mar ks o f his great Lenity o ften urg i ng the Services yo u had done him and endeavo u ring to exten u ate you r C ri es , , , , m . A V o y ag e to L illi p u t 127 Treas u rer and Admiral insisted that yo u ou l d b e p u t to the most pai n fu l and m setting fi Death by re on yo u r u i n o s o m i n g l o u se at night an d the Gene r al was to tten d with Twenty tho u sand men arm ed rith p oi soned Arro ws to shoot yo u on the and H and s Some o f yo u r Servants ace to have p rivate orders to strew a ere w ) o iso n o u s Ju ice on yo u r Shirt s whi c h wo u ld oo n make yo u tear yo u r ow n F le sh an d die n the u tmost Tort u r e The Gene ral c ame nto the sam e opinion so that for a long time here was a Maj o rity again st yo u B u t his V Iajesty re solving if possible to spare yo u r Li fe at last br o u ght o ff the Ch am berlain U pon thi s Incident Reldresal Princip al Secretary for private Affair s who al ways rpproved him sel f yo u r tr ue F ri en d was : om an ded by the Em p ero r to d eli ver his m Dpin io n which he acc ord in gly did ; and herein j usti fied the good Thoughts you have >f him H e allowed you r C rimes to be great ) u t that still there was roo m for Merc t h e y n ost comm endabl e Virtu e in a Prince and he ' , , , ‘ I . , , . , . , , , . , , , , , . , , , A V o yage 1 28 to L illi pu t which his Maj esty was so j ustly cele b rated H e said the Frie ndship between you and him was so well know n to th e Wo rld that perhaps the most hono u rabl e Board m i ght think him partial : H owever in fo r . , obedience to the Co m mand he had received he wo uld fr eely offer his Senti m ents T hat if his Majesty in con sideration o f yo u r Ser vices and p u rsu ant to his o wn m e rc iful D i sposition wo u ld p lease to spare yo ur Life and o n ly give order to p u t o u t bo th yo ur Eyes he h umbly con c eived that by this expedient J ustice might in some measu re be satis fied and all the World wo u ld applaud the Leni ty o f the Emperor as well as the fai r and genero us Proc eedings o f th o se who have the H ono u r to be his Co u nsellors That the loss o f yo u r Eyes wo u ld be no i pediment to yo u r bodily strength by wh ich yo u might still be use fu l to his Majesty That blindness is an add iti on to Co u rage by concealing D angers from u s ; th at the F ear yo u had fo r yo u r Eyes was the greatest Difl i c u lty in bringing over the Ene y s Fleet , , . , , , , , , , , m . , . , m ’ , A Vo yage 1 30 L illi pu t to maintaining yo u which wo u ld soon grow in su ppo r table : That the Secre tary s Ex s p u tting o u t yo u r Eye so i n o f as ar f d e t e w p fr om be i n g a Remedy against thi s Evil it wo u ld p r obably encrease it as it is m ani fest fr om the common practice o f blinding some ki nd o f Fowl after w hich they fed the faster and gr ew sooner fat That his sacred Majesty and the Co u ncil w ho are yo u r Ju dges we re in thei r own Con sciences fu lly convinced o f yo u r G u ilt which was a su fl i cien t A rgu ment to condemn yo u to death witho u t the for m al Proo fs req u ired by the strict Letter o f the L aw B u t his Imperial Majesty fu lly determined against capital Pu ni shment was gracio u sly pleased to say that since the Co u n cil tho ught the loss o f yo u r Eyes too e asy a C en su re some othe r may be in fl icted hereafter A nd yo u r Friend the Se c retary h u m bly d esiring in an swer to what the to be h eard again Treasur er had obj ec ted concerning the great Charge his Majesty was at in maintaining yo u said that his Excellency who had the , ’ , , , , , , , , , . , , , . , , , , A Vo y ag e to L illi p u t 1 31 sole d i sposal o f the Empero r s Reven u e m i ght eas i ly p r ovide aga i nst that ev i l by g r ad u ally lesse n i n g yo ur Establ i shment ; by wh i ch fo r wa n t o f s u ffi cient Food yo u wo u ld g row weak an d fai n t and lose yo ur A ppetite and co n seq u e n tly decay an d cons u me i n a few mo n ths ; n either wo u ld the Ste n ch o f yo ur Carcass be then so dan ge ro u s w hen it sho u ld become mo r e tha n hal f diminished ; a n d immed i ately u po n yo ur death F ive or Six tho u sa n d o f his Majesty s S u bjects might i n Two o r Th r ee days c u t yo ur Flesh from yo ur Bo n es take i t away by Car t load s a n d b ury i t i n d i sta n t par ts to preve n t I n fectio n leav i n g the Skeleton as a Mo n u me n t o f A dm i ratio n to Po ste r ity Th u s by the gr eat Fr iendsh i p o f the Sec re tary the whole Affa i r was comp r omi sed It w as s tr ictly enjo in d that the P r oject o f starv i n g yo u by degr ees sho u ld be kept a Sec r et b u t the Se n ten c e o f p u tting ou t yo ur Eyes was e n te red on the books ; non e d i s se n t i n g except Bolgo lamthe Admi ral w ho be i n g a C r eat ur e o f the Emp r ess was pe r ’ , , , , , , . , , ’ , , - , , , . , . ’ , , , , A Vo yage 1 32 L illi p u t to sty to in si st i n tigated by her Maje s y u po n yo u r Death she having born perp etual malice again st yo u In Th r ee days you r F r iend the Se c retary will be d i r ected to come to yo u r ho u se and r ead be fo r e yo u the Article s o f Im peac h ment ; a n d the n to signi fy the great Leni ty and Favo ur o f his Majesty and Co u n cil whe r eby yo u are only condemned to the l oss o f yo ur Eyes which his Maje sty doth not q u est i o n yo u w i ll gr atefu lly and h u mbly s u bm i t to ; an d Twenty o f his Maj esty s S u rgeon s will attend in orde r to see the O peratio n is well pe rformed by di sc harging ve ry sharp pointed Arrows into the ball s o f yo u r Eyes as yo u lie on the gro u nd I leave to yo ur P ru den c e what measu res yo u w i ll take ; and to avoid su sp i c ion I m u st i mmed i ately retur n in as private a mann er as I came H i s Lord ship did so and I remain ed alone u n de r many Do u bts and Perp lexities e t ua ll p , . , , , ’ , - . , , . , , of Mind It was a c u stom int r od u c ed by thi s . Prince A V o y a ge 1 34 to L illi p u t I co u ld not deny the Facts alledged in the several Ar ticles yet I hoped they wo u ld admit o f some Exten u ations B u t having in my Li fe pe r used many State T ryals which I ever observed to terminate as the J u dge s tho ught fit to direct I d u rst not rely on so dange r o u s a Deci sion in so c r itical a J u nct u re an d against such po werfu l Enemie s O nce I was strongly bent u pon Resi stan ce fo r w hile I had liberty the w hole Strength o f that Empire c o u ld hardly su bdu e me and I might easily with Stones p elt the Metr opoli s to pie c e s ; b u t I soon rejected that Pr oject wi th H or r o r by rem em b ring the O ath I had made to the Emperor the Favo u rs I receive d from him and the high Title o f Nardac he con fe r red u pon m e Neithe r had I so soon learned the Gratit u d e o f Co ur tie r s to persu ade mysel f th at his Majesty s present Severities q u itted e o f all past O bligation s At last I fixed u pon a Resol ution for which it is p robable I may inc ur som e C en su re and not u nj ustly ; for I c on fess I , . - , , , , . , , , , , , . m , ’ . , , A V o y ag e L illi p u t to 1 35 o we the p reserv i ng mine Eyes and co n se q u e n tly m y Li be r ty to my ow n gr eat Rash n es s an d wa nt o f Experie n ce : becau se if I had then known the nat u re o f Pr inces a n d Min i ste r s w hich I have since obse rved in ma n y other Co u rts and their Method s o f t r eat i n g Criminals less obnoxi o u s than mysel f I sho u ld with great alac r ity and readiness have s u bmitted to so easy a p u ni shment B u t hu rry d o n by the Pr ecipitan cy o f Yo uth and having his Imperi al Majesty s L icen c e to pay my attendance u pon the Emperor o f Blefu scu I took this O pport u nity b e fore the Th r ee days were elapsed to send a L etter to m y Friend the Secretary signi fyi n g m y Resol u tion o f setting o u t that morning fo r B lefu scu p u rs u ant to the leave I had got ; and witho u t waiting fo r an an swer I went to that side o f the Island where o u r Fleet lay I se i z ed a large Man o f War ty d a C able to the Prow and li fting u p the Anchors I st r i pt mysel f p u t m y Clo aths together w ith ( m y Coverlet which I brought u nder my Ar m ) i nto the Vessel an d drawing it after , , , , , . ’ , ’ , , , , , ’ , , , , , , A V o yage 1 36 to L illi p u t me bet ween wading and swimmi n g arrived at the Royal Po r t o f Blefuscu where the People had long ex pect ed m e ; th ey len t e two G u ide s to direct me to the Cap ital C i ty which is o f the sam e name I held th emin m y hand s till I cam e within T wo H u ndred Yard s o f the Gate an d desi r d the to signi fy my A rrival to one o f the Secr et ari es an d let him kno w I there waited his Majesty s Command s I had an An swe r in abo u t an ho ur that his Majesty attend ed by the Royal Family and great O ffic ers o f the Co u rt was coming ou t to receive e I advanced an H u nd red yard s The Em pero r and his train alighted from their H o rses the Empress and Ladies from their C oac hes a n d I did not pe rc eive they were in any F r ight o r Concern I lay on the Gro u nd to ki ss his Majesty s an d the Em press s H and I told his Majesty that I was co m e according to my Promise and wit h the Lice n ce o f the Emperor my M aster to have the H ono u r o f seeing so Mighty a M o narch and to offer him any Servi c e in m p w e r o y , m , , . m ’ , , , ' . , , m , . , . , , . ' ’ . , , , , C H APTER V I I I m T he Au th or, b y a lu cky Accid en t, find s M ean s to lea ve B lefu scu ; an d, a ter so e Di cul ties, m f retu rn s safe to h is n ative Cou n trey . T HREE days after my ar rival walking o u t o f c u riosi ty to the North East Coast o f the Island I observed abo u t H al f a leagu e o ff i n the sea some what that looked like a Boat overtu r ned I p u lled o ff my Shoe s and Stocki n gs and wadi n g Two or Three h u ndred yards I fo u nd the O bject to approach neare r by fo r ce o f the Tide and then p lainly saw it to be a r eal Boat which I su p posed m ight by some Tem p est have been driven from a Ship w here u pon I ret u rned immediately toward s the City an d de sired his I mperial Majesty to lend me Tw enty o f the tall est Vessel s he had left after the loss o f his F l eet and Three thou sand Seamen u nder the Comman d o f the Vice Admiral Thi s F leet , - , , , , . , , , , , , , , - . 138 A V o y ag e L illi pu t to 1 39 ailed ro u nd wh i le I went back the sho r test way to the Coast where I first di scovered the Boat ; I fo u nd the Tide had d r iven it still nearer The Seam en were all provided with Cordage w hich I had be forehand twisted to a su fficient strength When the Shi ps came u p I stript mysel f an d waded till I came within an Hu nd r ed yard s o f the Boat after w hi c h I was fo rc ed to swim till I got u p to The Seamen th rew me the end o f the it Cord w hich I fastn ed to a H ole in the fore par t o f the B oat and the oth er e n d to a Man o f War : B u t I fo u nd all m y labo u r to little pu rpose ; for being ou t o f m y depth I was not able to wo r k In thi s necessity I was forced to sw im behind a n d p u sh the Boat forw ard s as o ften as I co u ld with one o f m y han d s and the Tide favo u ring me I advan c ed so far that I c o u ld j u st hold u p m y Chin and I re sted Two or Three feel the Gro u nd min u te s and then gave the Boat another shove and so on till the Sea was no high er than m y Arm p its ; and now the m ost labo r i being over I to ok o u t m y other o u s part s , . , . , , , . , , , , . , , , , . , . , - , A Vo y age 14 0 to L illi pu t Cables whi c h were stowed in o n e o f the S h ips and fastning them first to the Boat and then to Nine o f the Vessels w hich attend ed m e ; the S eam en the Wind bein g favo u rabl e towed an d I shoved till we arrived within Forty yard s o f the Shore an d waiting t ill the Tid e was o u t I got dry to the Boat and by the assi stance o f Two tho usan d m wi th en Ropes and Engine s I m ad e a shi ft to t u rn it on its bottom and fo u nd it was b u t little damaged I shall not tro u ble the reader with the di ffic u lties I was u nde r by the hel p o f certai n Paddle s w hi c h cost me T en days m aki ng to get m y Boat to the Royal Port o f Blefu scu where a mighty con co u rse o f peo ple ap peared u pon my arrival fu ll of wonder at the sight so of prod i giou s a Vessel I tol d the Emperor that my good fortu n e had th ro wn thi s Boat in my way to car ry me to so e place from whence I might retu rn into my native Co u ntrey and begged his Maj esty s o r der s fo r getting Mate r ial s to fit it u p to gethe r with his Li cen c e to de part ; w hi ch , , , , , , , , , , . . , , , , . m , ’ , , , A Vo y ag e 14 2 to L illi p u t my Title o f N ardac and declared a Traitor The Envoy fu rthe r added that in o rd er to mai ntain the Peace and Amity between bo th Empire s his Master exp ected th at his B rother o f Blefu scu wo uld give o rd ers to have me sent back to Lilli p u t bo u nd Hand an d Foot to be p u ni shed as a Traitor The Empe ror o f B lefuscu having taken Three days to con su lt ret u rned an Answer co n s i sti n g o f many Civilities and Exc uses H e said that as fo r sending me bo u n d his B rothe r knew it was i mpossi ble that altho ugh I had dep r ived him o f h i s Fleet yet he owed g reat O bligation s to me fo r m any good O ffices I had done him in making the Pea ce That however both th eir Maje sties wo u ld soon be made easy ; fo r I had fou nd a p rod igio us Vessel on the Shore abl e to c ar ry e o n the Sea which he had given ord er to fit u p with m y own Assi stan ce an d Direction and he hoped in a few weeks both Empires wo u ld be fre ed from so in su ppo rtabl e an Incu b ra n ce With thi s A n swer the En voy retu rn ed to . , , , , , . , , . , , , . , m , , m . A Vo y a g e to L illi pu t 14 3 Lillip u t and the Monarch o f Blefuscu r elated to me all that had p ast offering me at the dence) same time (b u t u nde r the st r ictest Con fi his gr aciou s Pr otection if I wo u ld contin u e in his Service ; wherein althou gh I believed him sin c ere yet I resolved never more to p u t any con fidence in Princes o r Mini sters where I co u ld possibly avoid it ; a n d there fore with all d u e ac kno wledgments fo r his favo ur able I n te n tions I h u mbly begged to be exc used I told him that sin c e Fort u ne whethe r good o r evil had thrown a Vessel in my way I was r esolved to ventu re mysel f in the O cean r ather than be an oc casion o f di ffe rence be tween two s u ch mighty Monarch s Ne i the r d i d I fin d the Emper or at all di spleased an d I d i scove r ed by a c e rtai n Ac cident that he was very glad o f m y Resol u tion and so w ere , , , , , . , , , , , , . , , most o f his Min isters The se co nsid erati ons moved me to hasten m y de partu re so m ewhat soo n er than I i n tended ; to whi ch the Co u r t impatient to have me gone very re adily cont ribu ted F ive h u ndred Workm en were em p loyed to make . , , . A V oyage 1 44 to L illi pu t two Sail s to m y Boat according to m y dirce tions by q u ilting Thirteen fold s o f th eir I was at the pain s stronge st L inen together o f making Rope s and Cable s by t wi sti n g T en Twen ty or Thi rty o f the thicke st and stro n gest o f thei r s A gr eat Stone that I happen ed to find after a long se arch by the Sea shore se rved me fo r a n A nchor I had the Tallow o f Th r ee h u n d r ed co w s fo r greasing m y B oat and othe r u ses I was at in c redible pain s in c u tti n g dow n some o f the largest Timber Tr ees fo r Oars a n d Masts wherein I was howeve r m u ch ass i sted by his Majesty s S h ip Carpenters who helped me i n smoothing them afte r I had done the r o ugh wor k 1 I n abo u t a month w hen all was pre p ared I se n t to receive his Majesty s Comm an ds a n d to take my leave The Emperor and Royal Famil y came ou t o f the Palace ; I lay dow n on my Face to ki ss his H and w hich he ve ry gr acio u sly gave me ; so did the Emp ress and yo u ng Prince ss o f the Blood H is Maje sty pre se n ted me w ith F i fty p u rses h u nd r ed Sp ru gs a p iece together o f Tw o , , . , , . - , , , . . , , ’ , , . , I ’ , , ’ , . , . , - , A V o y age 14 6 L illi pu t to morning ; and when I had gone abo u t Fo u r leagu e s to the N o rthward the Wind being at So uth East at Six in the evening I descryed a small I sland abo u t H al f a leag u e to the North West I advanced forward and cast an c hor on the Lee sid e o f the I sland w hich to be u ninhabited I then took seemed some re fr eshm ent and w ent to my r est I sl ept w ell an d I conj ect ur e at least Six h o u rs fo r I fo u n d the day broke in Two ho u r s after 1 awaked It was a clear night I eat my br eak fast before th e S u n was u p ; and h eavi n g an cho r the W i nd being favo u rable I stee red the sam e co ur se th at I had done the day be fore w he r ein I was dire c ted by my Pocket Compass My intention was to reach if po ssible o n e o f those I sland s w hich I had reason to believe lay to the North East o f Van Die en s Lan d I discovered nothing all that day ; bu t u po n the n ex t abo u t Three i n the aftern oo n when I had by m y comp u tation mad e Twen ty fo u r leagu es from Blefuscu I descryed a Sail st ee r i n g to the So u th East ; m y co u rse was , - , , - . , - , . , . , , . . , , , - . , , , m ’ . , , , - , , - A V o y ag e L illi p u t to 14 7 d u e East I hailed her b u t co u ld get no an swer ; yet I fou nd I gaine d u po n her fo r the Wind slackn ed I m ade all the sail I co u ld and in H al f an ho u r she spied me then h u ng o u t h er A ntient and di scharged a G u n It is not easy to ex p ress the joy I was in u pon t h e u nexpected ho p e o f on c e more seeing my beloved Co u ntrey and the dear Pledges I had le ft in it The Ship slackned her Sail s and I cam e u p w ith her between Five an d Six in the evening ; Sep tember 2 6 b u t my heart l eap t within me to see her Engli sh Co lo u r s I p u t my Cow s and Sheep into my Coat Pockets and got on board with all my little Cargo o f Provi sion s The Vessel was an English Merc hant Man ret u rning from J apan by the North and So u th Seas ; the Cap tain Mr J ohn Biddle o f Deptford a very c ivil Man an d an excellent Sailo r W e were now in the Latit u de o f 30 Degree s So u th There were abo u t F i fty men in th e shi p ; and he r e I met an old Comrade o f min e one Peter Willi am s who gave me a good character to the Captain . , , . , , , . , . , . - , . - , , , , . . , , . A V o y ag e 14 8 L illi p u t to This Gentleman tr eated me with kind n ess and desired I wo u ld let him know what place I came from last an d whith er I was bo u nd which I did in few word s b u t he th o ugh t I was r aving and that the dan gers I u n d erwent had distu rbed m y head ; whereu po n I too k my black Cattle and Shee p o u t o f my Po cket which after great astoni shment clearly oon vin ced him o f my Veracity I then shewed him the Gold given me by the Em p ero r of B lefu scu together w ith his Maj esty s Pi c tu re at full length and some other Rarities o f that co u n trey I gave him Two Pu rses o f Two h u ndred Sp r ugs each and pro ised wh en we arrived in Englan d to m ake hi a Pr esent o f a Cow an d a She ep big with yo u ng I sh all not tro u ble the reader with a parti as very on lar acc o u nt o f thi s voyage w hich w prosperou s fo r the most part W e arrived in the Dow n s o n the 13th o f Ap ril 1702 I had only one mi sfort u ne that the Rats o n board carri ed away one o f m y Sh eep ; I fo u nd her Bo n es in a ho le p icked c l ean fro , , , , , , , , . ’ , , m m . , , , . , . . , , m
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