Mugs Matters

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HEELLLLsO
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Well the time has certainly zoomed past for
Meg and I and we have long forgotten those
cold and dark nights and are enjoying some
lovely days and light nights.
It is so good to throw off those chilly shivers and be nice
and warm again and the sun always brings out the best in
us and especially Meg.
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
– tee hee, what fun we are all having today.
Our pals Ruaridh and Flossie have treated us to some fast
moves and when I say fast, I mean fast!
We are having a go at Formula One racing and it is real
fun, I just love it. Infact I am now thinking of having my engine
souped up so I can go fast all the time.
What do you think? Of course Meg has to take it a step too
far and cause mayhem. She decided that the track was not fast
enough for her and so she jumped onto the black run, ie the
fastest of them all.
She is like a different lady when the sun is out, happy
and giggly and we are looking forward to a summer of
fun visiting as many branch rallies as we can muster.
So make sure you keep an eye out for us and if you do
see us, hoot that horn!
Don’t for get to keep on writing to us via
[email protected]
MUG
The only think is, she is now lost and can’t find her way out
and everyone is way too fast for little old me to even try to go
onto the track.
So I need your help again folks. Peter Rigg the Artist has
drawn a special cartoon of us in action and it has a maze on it.
All you have to do is follow that maze to help Meg.
Its just for fun, but if you are fast enough and email it in via
[email protected], then Meg may pay for you to
have a shot at Formula One too!
COMPETITION CORNER
Hey hey – Meg and I are just
loving this speed thing, loving it!
We have really got the Formula
One bug and are having great fun
at the race track.
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We love it so much, we think we
might just take up the sport and
have some real fun. We really
know our stuff too now and
spent much of our day inside
the museum brushing up on past
winners.
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3
It was so much fun, that we
thought we would test your
knowledge too and so for today’s
competition, which is just for
fun, you need to look at the
photographs and work out which
winner is which.
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Just incase you get stuck, the
answers are at the bottom. Good
luck and if you fancy sending in
photographs of yourselves in your
Moggies, send via Rebecca.hay@
mmoc.org.uk and you might get a
wee prize or two.
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Answers: 1 Lewis Hamilton, 2 Ayrton Senna, 3 Michael Schumacher,
4 David Coultard, 5 James Hunt, 6 Nicky Lauder,
MUG MIRTH
Ha! Ha! Ha! – boing! Boing – how are you old jokers getting
on? Spring is here and Meg and I need a laugh, so why not
send some howlers in via [email protected]
WHAT DID THE PIG SAY AT THE BEACH
ON A HOT SUMMER’S DAY?
( I’M BACON!)
WHAT DO YOU CALL SIX WEEKS OF RAIN
IN SCOTLAND? (SUMMER!)
HOW DO YOU PREVENT A SUMMER COLD?
(CATCH IT IN THE WINTER!)
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I am sure there are plenty
Morris Minors out
U
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If you are under 16
then why not fill in the
Join Us coupon so I can
keep in touch.
NAME:
ADDRESS:
WHAT DO YOU CALL A FRENCH
IN SANDALS?
(PHILLIPE PHLOPPE)
GUY
WHEN DO YOU GO AT RED AND STOP AT
GREEN?
(WHEN YOU’RE EATING A WATERMELON)
HOW DO MEN EXERCISE AT THE BEACH? (BY SUCKING IN THEIR STOMACH EVERYTIME
THEY SEE A BIKINI)
WHY DID THE CHEERLEADER PUT EXTRA
SALT
ON HER FOOD IN THE SUMMER?
(SHE WANTED TO DO SUMMER SALTS)
HOW HOT IS A LOS ANGELES SUMMER?
SING
(SO HOT THAT I SAW A FIRE HYDRANT CHA
S!)
A PACK OF DOG
OK folks, you have filled in the
Join Us coupon and sent it in. But
before Meg and I get in touch we need
you to do some work and send in your
competition entries, jokes or letters
to the address at the top of the page.
THANKS