Figure 1 Example of 3 Hot Dog Neck
Attend bouncer
school and
disappointedly
determine you are
a 1 hotdog man
Apply the “give him
some love” stomach
punch while
escorting delinquent
out of club.
Learn new definition
for the words “Private
Party.” Basically, “you
ain’t getting in tonight,
fugly.”
Bouncer
Strategize the best areas
to place a stamp and
attach bracelet. Realize
why they’re called “hand
stamps” and “wristlets.”
Master the technique
of making everyone
wait outside so the
club looks full.