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November Contest
The Dumb Test
You may act smart, but are you
really dumb? The trick questions in
this test will expose your true
dumbness. Get at least 10 answers
right and be entered in a drawing to
win a special prize! Put your
thinking cap on!
1.
If there are five apples, and you take away three, how many do you have?
A) One
2.
B) Green Bricks
B) 3
D) 9
E) 15
F) 27
C) Only during leap years
B) 9
C)) 15
D) 24
E) 26
B) 2
C) 3
D) 5
E) 8
F) 12
B) 1
C) 2
D) 3
E) 6
F) 9
Two U.S. coins are worth a total of $0.30, and one of them is not a nickel. What are the two coins?
B) One nickel, and one quarter
C) Three dimes
D) Two dimes & two nickels
Which of the following times occur after 3pm?
A) 9pm
10.
C) 6
B) No
A) This is impossible
9.
E) Red Bricks
John digs a hole that is 2 yards wide, 3 yards long and 1 yard deep. How many cubic feet of dirt are in it?
A) 0
8.
D) Glass
Some months have 31 days, and some months have 30 days. But how many have 28 days?
A) 1
7.
C) Moss-covered stones
A rancher has 33 head of cattle standing in a field, when suddenly a bolt of lightning kills all but 9 of them. How
many head of cattle are left standing?
A) 0
6.
E) Five
Do they have a Fourth of July in England?
A) Yes
5.
D) Four
In baseball, how many outs are in an inning?
A) 1
4.
C) Three
A red house is made of red bricks, a blue house is made of blue bricks, a pink house is made of pink bricks, and a
black house is made of black bricks. What is a greenhouse made of?
A) Wood
3.
B) Two
B) Midnight
C) 9am
D) 3pm
E) All of the above
If the Vice President of the United States died, who would be President?
A) The Speaker of the House
D) The President
B) The Senate Majority Leader
E) The President Pro Temp.
C) The Secretary of State
F) Dr. Francis