L I B R AR Y UN I VE R S I T Y OF CAL IF OR N IA DA VIS T h e C o n fe ssio n f o a H y phen at e d A m e ric a n B Y ED $ A R D T HE C ON F ES S I ON A S T EI N ER . 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T h e C o n fe ss io n a o f H y ph e nat e d A m e ric an By E D WA R D A Aut hor of N E$ LO N D O N S T E I N ER Fr om Alien t o YOR K F le m in g . H TO R O NT O C H I C AG O . R e v e ll AND C o m pany E D I N B UR GH r C o p y igh F LEM I N G H . t , 1 9 1 6, by R EVE L L d e l ive r ed u n d e r th e A A u spzees of Tlee L e agu ef o r Po lit ica l E d u ca tio n , N e w ' New Yo rk $ 1 5 8 Fifth Avenue Ch i cago $ 1 7 No rt h $ ab as h Av e . To ro nt o $ 2 5 Lo ndo n ° 21 Edinb urgh $ tre t $ Pat erno st r S quar Pri nc s S treet l oo Rich mo nd S e e e , . e T he C o n fe ssio n o f a H y ph en at e d A m e ric a n O L I VE R W E N D E LL H O LM E S who was as much metaph y sician as physician decl a red that every man has a blind spot If he were living in these war clouded days he would say it he were capable o f reasoning at a time w hen the whole world has gone mad that every man has a seeing spot and that all the rest o f him is b lind H e might declare a large portion of humanity stone blind ; f or even the wisest and the fairest among us are in that happ y f rame of min d in which we b elieve that w e alone have retained vision now that the world “ has gone back to the To / m Va wo l m which reigned before th e C reator said ” Let there be light Living as we are at a time when we have lost faith in one another 8 intellectual R . , , . - , . , . , $ [ 5 ] THE C ONFESS ION integrity it is as diffi cult to speak clearl y , and dispassionately as it is to listen p a t ie n tly B oth processes become doubly di fficult if the speaker belongs to that class of citizens upon whom a famous phrase-maker has bestowed the now malodorous title H yphenated Ameri cans “ T h e word h yphenated h as led a very honourable and innocent existence in the ample bosom of Webster s dictionary ever since that volume became the longer cate chism of a large portion of the E nglish speaking world ; and according to that “ authority it means something which is united by hyphens T h e hyphen itself which boasts of Greek lineage means in “ that classic language under one into ” one or together E ven where it is used to separate two words it indicates that they belong together although they have a distinct origin E vidently the afore mentioned phrase maker permitted his mood to influence his definition o f the hyphen with the result that the short very innocent and proper dash has by . , , . $ , , , . , , , , , . , . - , , [ 6 ] OF A HYPH E N A T E D . A MER IC AN brooding over it become an elongate d damnable damn S o that which had the same significance as the ring at a wed ding ceremony has suddenly become the symbol of divorce and is being given the same place in the sphere of patriotism that adultery has in married li f e , . , . C O N F E S S I N G TH E HY P HE N I am in the env iable position denied most of my kind in which before my peers I can present my cause ; and I plead guilty to the charge of being a hyphenated American according to Web — ster not according to R oosevelt I am proud of the fact and happy in it j ust as e i roud and happy as I am in n mar b a p g ried man rather than a divorced man T hat I was born in another country subj ect of a m o n a rc h I was for certain well esta b lished reasons unable to avoid T o my credit be it stated that as soon as I disco vered my deplorable condition I sought to make amends in the only way I knew $ the way taken by millions b e — fore and after me emigrating to a coun [7] , , , , . , . , , , , - , . T HE CONFES S I ON w hich w as generous enough to admit us all N o t only did that country admit us to h er shores she did not bar our way into ” her H oly of H olies T hus we were b ound to her so closely that we became hyphenated before we knew it w edded “ to her for b etter and for worse for richer ” and for poorer married to her as swiftly as marriages take place in this country where everything is $rightfull y a cce le r ated We were b ound to her with a sense of loyalty and devotion which the native b orn American cannot al ways feel What she has done for us is su fficient to b ind us ” “ to her till death us do part no matter what she may have done or not have done in these unhappy days in which every one of us has spoken harshly j udged partially and condemned hastily T h e time will come and that very soon when all of us remembering the wild words we h ave let loose t h e ill we have approved and the good we h ave condemned will smite our b reasts saying $ M ea cu lpa 8 [ ] try . , . , , , . . , , , . , , , , , . OF A HYPHE NATED AM ER IC AN Again speaking for myself I had quite f orgotten that I possessed even the in nocent hyphen as interpreted b y Web ster not by R oosevelt T here was not a drop of American blood in my veins when I landed in N e w York scarcely thirty years ago Yet I can say to-day without a bit of cant which I al ways detest and which is doubly detestable in these trying days that if you drained — every drop of my blood and I am will ing to give the last drop if needed if — thus my words might be proved you would find in my veins American blood only I regarded myself so thoroughly an American that I forgot the very names of the ships on which I chronically mi grated and remembered only one of them which it seemed had brought me — here the M ayfl o w e r Whenever I re turned to the lan d of my birt h it was like going to a foreign country When I stood before the E mperor s palace in the city of Vienna with no great patriotic e motions stirring in my b reast I could , , . , . , , , , , . , . ” . $ , , [ 9 ] T HE C ONFESS I ON hear the questioning voice of the poet ringing accusingly in my ears $ L ives the r e a man with so ul so d ead $ h o neve r to him self h a th said T his is m y o wn m y native l and , , and I had to admit that I was the miser able wretch whose existence he doubted When my face was turned Westward and the odours O f the steerage filled my nostrils then indeed I knew that I was going home and the Alpine horn from the mountains snow crowned and glori ous had no such welcoming sound as the fog horn from the low dunes at S a ndy H ook . , , , - , , - . O TH E R S MY KI N D OF H ow often I have stood among thou sands o i my kind on the great ships those wombs out of which mill i ons of us were bo rn full grown into this new land Men and women were there going back to their native land from which they thought themselves as yet unweaned I o ] [ , , - , . , , . . OE A HYPH EN A I ED AMER IC AN ' ‘ Many of them more successful than I were returning with small fortunes which they intende d to spend in the towns and villages where they were born and where they expected to d ie T hey soon d isc o v ered however that they were pilgrims and soj ourners in the land of their birth and again they were seeking another ” country even an H eavenly or to use the language of the street they wanted to get back to God s C ountry I have been a chronic immigrant fol lowing so frequently the trail worn by millions of weary feet across this conti nent that it has become a sort of White Way for me straighter than that on B roadway and not so dangerous I have visited every foreign colony b e t ween Angel Gate on the P acific and H ell Gate on the Atlantic ; and wh ile l have f ound the mother tongue surviving in mutilated form among the older gen e ra t io n and discovered that the most loyal part of o u r anatomy the stomach ” “ still craves the leeks and garlics of the H omeland I have also f ound the , , . , , , , , $ . , , . , , , , [ H ] , T HE CONF ESS I ON S p irit o f America brooding over th ese aliens w ooing them and winning them $ h ile b ut ver y fe w do not finally yield it f ull alle giance I have guided many distinguished for e ign guests who came here to study t h e strange ways of this country which the y ” “ had called the D ollar Land If they were discerning and some of them were they discovered that this country is held together by a finer metal than gold and by a nobler symbol than the eagle of our coinage T hey found that although there have come here in the last twenty years some thirteen millions of aliens broken bits torn patches of all nationalities and races w e are being knitted to one another as a nation At no time in our history has the sense of nationality been stronger and never before were we more truly the U nited S tates of America than now T hese students of our national life were amaz ed and confounded as they observed the change in the expression b earing and deportment of the peoples w h om they , , . . . , , . , , , . , . , [ 12 ] TH E C ON FESS I ON g i i g c ri es o f th o se mi ll io ns o f o ur kin wh o a re sti ll gr o a n i ng u nd e r t h e O ppressi o n o f in h u m an l aws and th e t y r anny o f a sel fish pri v i l eged th e a on z n , c ass, a nd l th at t h e Am e ri c an h eart al ways beats in sy mp ath y with th e O ppr essed nati o ns o f t h e ea rth a nd a l wa y s h as b e e n wi ll i ng to l end to su c h o ppr e sse d p eo p l es its m o r a l a nd even m a t e ri al suppo rt T h e S l o vak L e ag ue o f A m eri c a a fed er ati o n o f th e S l o v ak o rg a ni za ti o ns and ne wsp a p ers o f thi s c o u ntr y d edi c at es t h i s M e m o r and um to t h e A mer i $ e ll kno wi ng , , , ca n People . No t long ago I spoke at the F ord H all F orum in B oston where democracy can be seen in the making under the guidance of that superb American George W It is the most heterogeneous C oleman audience I ever address the maj ority being R ussian j ews temperamentally the most di fficult material I know for this ex rim e nt e I have seen them at t h e great p $ ionistic C ongress at B asle and they were like a seething boiling mass u n manageable and dangerous T heodore H erzl that kingly Je w a master of as s e mb lie s was incapable of controllin g , . , . , , . , , . , , , [ I4 ] OF A HYPHENATE D A M ER ICAN “ them I have heard him say $ T he y are impossible they will kill me $ If his spirit could have hovered over that audience in F ord H all he would have said that a miracle had been wrought among his people for at F ord H all they not only yield themselves to the speaker s fervent speech but in the discussion fol lowing they show that their fiery individ u a lis m has been subdued if not conquered T hey are making themselves ready to play their part in an orderly democracy It is o f course well known that before the war those institutions among the older groups which depended upon the maintenance of the mother tongue lan i h h e u s e d and were ready to die T g newspaper the church the theater if sup ported a t all relied entirely upon the newcomers even the first generation after a time being weaned from them T his swift process was ruthless destroying much that w a s best in the immigrant s inheritance and frequently not putting anything of value in its place It separa ted families destroyed parenta l au t hority . , $ , . . , , , . , , , , , , . , , $ , . , , [ 15 ] T HE CONFES S I ON rushed out the fine flavours of tradition and left the raw human material a prey to the low the coarse and th e vulgar We who had the shaping of it in our hands saved our skirts from the contami nating touch talking much about the im migrant problem b ut doing little to solve it in the one way in which it could be solved Wherever the idealistic American man or woman heard the call to service —and — thank God many of them heard it there they wrought some such miracle as I have seen performed in F ord H all F orum Go among the settlements generously scattered through your great cities and you will find a hunger for ideals a thirst for the b est things and a passion for brotherly relationship hard to satisfy even by that noble army of men and women who have become the H igh P riests of our national spirit ministering in the name o f our common country I said that I had forgotten I had a hyphen and it is true If I thought of it at all it appeared to me like the lo b es 1 6 [ ] c , , , . , . , , , . , , , , , . , , . OF A HYPHE NATE D AM ER ICAN and glands and other now useless im which I in common with other i m n e d e t a p human beings have inherited from my ancestors of varied species who knew how to use them T hat these useless parts may b ecome inflamed and dan gero ns those of us know who have had the case diagnosed by a physician who knew not only what ailed us but also knew the size of our bank a ccount T h e di fficulty is not with the hyphen but with the inflamed hyphen ; and because it has become a somewhat contagious disease manifesting itself in diflere nt ways I shall after enumerating them discuss t h e various remedies proposed and o ffer a cure which I b elieve would be e ffective , , , . , , . , , , , , . T HE A T LA N TI C O C E AN HY PH E N O ne hyphen is the Atlantic O cean hyphen ; and that I discovered in the first cabin not in t h e steerage S ometimes I do travel in the cabin my obj ection to it being not constitution al but financial O n one of those rare occasions I had , . , , [ 1 7 ] . T HE C ONFE S S ION the good fortune to have as a fellow pas senger a real live countess N aturally she would not speak to me because she had ancestors and I had none O nce she did graciously bridge the gulf b e tween u s and that under the stress of a great storm S h e asked me w hether I thought the storm was going to be seri ous or not ; common danger makes for at least temporary democracy When she was assured that there was no danger she relapsed into dignified and proper aristocratic silence S h e had one C hild and a number of pedigreed dogs all of them kept from the contaminating touch of mere Americans I knew her father by sight and by reputation he was a very celebrated man who fought and bled others on Wal l S treet and he had purchased a title as well as various and sundry ancestors for his daughter T his was the first case of the inflamed hyphen which I discovered and I ca n assure you it was a hopeless one It was in that cabin and not in the steerage that I had to fight real b attl es , . , . , . $ . , . , . , . . [ I 8 ] OF A HYPHE N A TE D AM ER IC A N for the U nited S tates for its democracy and inherent high ideals T h e real hyphenated Americans whose hyphen signified dual loyalty badly diluted at that I found in C harlottenburgh D resden and Munich in Paris and the R iviera among those Americans who had ex patriated themselves for cultural or fina n reasons T heir patriotism showed c ia l itself in eating turkey on T hanksgiving D a y or habitually using a certain brand of soap which is supposed to be ninety nine per cent pure still leaving one per cent for patriotism I found widows of American soldiers drawing pensions and repudiating our democracy while they spent their money in the gracious if faint shadow of royalty and near widows whose incomes were derived from the toil of American workmen yet who b elieved so thoroughly in preparedness that they never were without milita ry escort I have seen the children of our mer chant princes in E nglish and S wiss sc h ool s passing throug h educa tional , , , , , , , . , . , . . , , - , . [ I9 ] THE C ONFESS I ON processes which were designed to sweat out of them their American blood ; while in their father s shops and m i lls foreign b orn men and women were sweated to get the dollars with w hich to pay for those sons foreign education I have seen rivers of gold poured into the pockets of the P rince of Monaco ; stacks of gold good plain pure U nited S tates coin o ffered upon the green altar o f his highness by men and women who thought it disloyal for our immigrants to send their honest savings mere crumbs from rich men s tables to the same old poverty stricken world O ne o f the many effects of the E uro ean war upon our country is that these p H yphenated Americans have had to return to the U nited S tates and that many of them had to come even as their grandfathers came in the steerage T hen I hope they realized what it meant to have a country ; a country which a l though imperfect in many things is one in which the individual may help it strive for perf ection and consciously strive for it $ , , $ . , , , , , $ , , . , . , , , , , . , [ 20 ] T HE CONF ESS I ON I have always regretted that I was not in E urope when the war broke out j ust because I would have had a chance to come back in the steerage when it was crowded by Americans If I had been in that steerage I would have rej oiced to see them glad for once as supremely glad as any emigrants when they passed under the shadow of the Goddess o f Liberty T h e real treason against the demo cratic ideals of America has been com m it te d n o t on the E ast S ide of N e w York but on the West S ide I find more real patriotism on F ifth S treet than I find on “ government by F ifth Avenue ; and if the people of the people and for the ” people perishes from the earth it will perish from the exclusive suburb down and not from the inclusive Ghetto up We who b y the grace of God have been delivered from the tyranny of mon archies are not among those who return to the O ld World to exchange our for tunes for baronetcies ; we do not covet the condescending smiles of the nobility ; , . , , - . . , , , , . , ' , , [ 22 ] OF A HYPHENATED A MER ICAN nor are we a mong those who prate about the failure o f democracy We are pro fo u nd ly grate ful for th i s inheritance of ” government o f the people and if we are dissatisfied it is because that govern ” “ ment is not su fficiently b y the peop l e “ or for the T h e most hopeful material for the reali z a t io n of our democratic ideals is the immigrant and not t h e American emi grant ; and the biggest hyphen I know is the Atlantic O cean which so many wealthy native Americans have put b e tween themselves and their U nited S tates to which they have now returned not from inclination but from necessity . , , , ‘ , , , , , . T HE I M P O U N D E D HY P H E N B esides this Atlan t ic O cean hyphen of which we have been temporarily cured b y the war we have to face the stern fact that there is among the newer immigrants a large group which P rof Edward A R oss “ appropriately calls the impounded im ” migrants C ertain organizati ons have natural ly , . . [ 23 ] . T HE CONFESS I ON resisted the process of Americanization T his is especially true of the churches in which nationality and religion are either identical or so related to one another b ecause of common historic experiences as to make them indistinguishable to their adherents T h e Greek O rthodox C hurches which are al ways nationalistic have most to fear but are the le a st ca l a b e of resisting the forces at work p T h e R oman C atholic C hurches have been able to impound successfully one or two S lavic groups but e fle ct iv e ly only in agricultural colonies E ven there certain tendencies among them have resisted complete su bj ugation Among the P oles there is considerable schism which from the religious standpoint has little to com mend it ; but is an indication of the fact that there are forces working towards liberation if not towards Americanization It is rather interesting and disquieting to find that the most persistent impounded hyphen is found among certain P rotestant T hey are supported by their C hurches governments which maintain close super . , , . , , , . , . . , , . . [ 24 ] OF A HYPHENATE D A M ER IC AN vision over them B ecause of the historic relation of th ese churches to similar Amer ican bodies th is supervision has proved rather ine fl e c tiv e and wherever such fel lo wship has been established the process of Americanizatio n could not be resisted It would be easy to grow too optimistic as to the future of the impounded immi grants by believing that through the in filtration o f American ideals these groups would be set free to develop in harmony with their new environment O ne or two generations are bound to grow up poorl y acquainted with the language the ideals and the principles of the country destined to be their home and that of their children with the result that they and this coun try alike will b e the su fferers It is also easy to foresee that if E urope should continue to be in a state of national ferment and there is noth i ng to indicate that it will not the reaction will be felt by these impounded groups and the churches which guard their souls will with equal zeal guard their hyphens We have as yet no effective remedy 25 ] [ . , , , . , , . , . , , , , , . , T HE CONFE SS I ON against this impounded hyphen because by the establishment of parochial schools access to the child has been denied us S ome way will have to be found however a way which on one side will guard the religious sensibilities of our fellow citi zens and on the other side open a way for the child to enter into its new national inheritance , . , , . T HE P O L ITI C A L HY PH E N In addition to the impounded hyphen for which we seem to have no effective cure our country is visited periodically by the political hyphen ; an inflammatory epidemic of the hyphen at election time T h e seat of the contagion has always b een in the bosom of one or the other of our political parties and is spread largely by O fli ce seekers H aving mixed liberal quantities of illy prepared tables of sta t is t ics and the names of national heroes which they cannot pronounce correctly with racial and nat i onal virtues the whole is fed to groups of ignorant foreigners who are taught the one privilege of de , , . , - . , , , [ 26 ] OF A HYPHE NATE D A ME R ICAN mo cra cy , —to vote— and to vote as often as possi b le — May I ask in all fairness and I do wish to be fair who is responsible for these H ebre w R epublican these Lithuanian D emocratic and other hyphenated clubs which were and are so frequently used and misused for personal and party ends $ Ma y I al so ask of the men who have been loud in their condemnation of the hyphen and to whom we owe the ill odour attached to it whether they are entirely guiltless $ May I ask who it was who went to our ” “ Little H ungary and ate gu ly a s to the glory o f— the U nited S tates $ And who partook of fr a n kf u r ter s frequently im ported sometimes domesticated and always hyphenated to prove how much they loved the Germans $ I may be doing these people an in ” j ustice P erhaps they ate gu ly a s and a n l n r té r s r j ust because they were f y hungry ; perhaps they went to Little H ungary to see the sights perhaps they appointed certain Little H ungarians and . — - , , , , , , , . ‘ [ 27 ] T HE CON FE SS I ON Little Italians to o ffice because they above all others were fitted for it C ertain it is that one cannot over estimate the wrong done to our national ideals by those Americans who have thus emphasized the hyphen and gloried in it who have rewarded it by petty o ffices and have stimulated its growth T he y have appealed only to the most ignorant and the most degraded of the immigrants and have thus done damage to our de m o c ra cy in its most vulnerable point My own introduction into this sphere of the political hyphen may be illuminat — ing ii any illumination upon this subj ect is needed D uring one of my j ourneys O n the ” T rail of the Im migra nt I attached m y self to a group of P oles who were in that confused mental stage of the recently arrived immigrant w hich we designate as ” “ green We had returned to our boarding house which like most of its class in that industrial state furnished more beer than b oard While w e were sitting about , , . . . . , . , , , . [ 28 ] T HE CONF ESS I ON that the identical procedure had taken place there When I finally told it in the very city where I knew that par t ic u la r treason against the ballot box had occurred I asked the audience what they did to the man who had thus betrayed them Instantly the reply came from the floor We sent him to the U nited S tates ” “ T hat S enator is dead P eace S enate ” to his ashes and more ashes to his . , . , . . T here are b ut few well known poli t ic ia ns w ho have not b een guilty of cater ing to the hyphen in a more or less damaging way ; and the most guilty among them are those who have taken up the slogan and cry $ H yphenated American with the same expressions of fear as if they were shouting $ Mad ” dog $ T here are mem b ers of C ongress candi dates for our highest o ffices mayors of our large cities and politicians great and small who drag forth the hyphenated American for his country s c o nd e mna tion in th e same spirit with whic h t he - , , , , $ OF A HYPHE NATE D A M E R IC AN P harisees dragged a woman taken in adultery before Jesus of N azareth I ask them in the light of their own guilty con sciences who will be the first man to cast a stone $ N o w that the hyphen is in such bad repute I trust that it will be entirely severed from party names and political slogans ; for if there is one place where we have no use for the hyphen and never had any it is at the b allot b ox If the war has cured us of the Atlantic h y phen and if it cures us of the political ” hyphen then Go d oe M a n /tit that some good has come out of this mass of ill . , , , . , , , . T H E S Y M PA T H E TI C HY P H E N U nfortunately the war is the direct cause of the fourth kind of hyphen and that I call the sympathetic hyphen It is the nature of war to arouse sym pathy with one s own people and a ntip athy to their foes ; and both these feel ings have been stimulated in an unusual degree b y the present conflict u np rec e d e nte d in extent and intensit y t s [ ] , , . $ , . T HE CONFES S I ON When the damage done by this wa r the greatest S hall finally be estimated loss will be found not in the national treasure wasted nor in the burden of taxes to be carried by unborn genera tions predestin e d to live even nearer the hunger line than the generation they suc c e e d ; not in the ruin of priceless works of art those precious bequests to all h u manity ; not even in the loss of human l i fe w hich cannot be counted by mere figures T h e overwhelming loss will be that of the ideal of internationalism whose realization seemed so near that we believed we needed but to stretch out our hands to touch it and make it real T hose of us who believed in it believe in it still but we realize that those forces which worked for it worked j ust as much against it ; that commerce science in and all other factors which we v e n t io n so j oyously hailed and so confidently acclaimed as progress hindered as much as helped When we b egin the slow task of re covering w h at has been lost we may , , , , , , . , . , , , , . , [ 2 3 ] OF A HYPHE NA TED A M E R ICA N have to b egin with the eighteenth cen tury rather than with the nineteenth and early twentieth the age of great d isillu It may not be too much to s io n me n t say that humanity has lost at least a cen tury in its march upward from the brute and that it may take another century to dig away this avalanche of hate T hat we should su ffer in the great E uropean disaster we might have known ; but that we should believe our national unity to be threatened that in this broadcast sowing of hate so much of it should fall upon our shores take root and grow as swiftly as the palm tree of the H indu fakir none of us foresaw It was perfectl y natural however that those who cherished the ideals and memories of the H omeland shou ld under this cal umny of hate de fend it both unwisely and irrationally ; for at a time like this when wisdom is ” more precious than ru b ies the fact that man is a rational being is open to dou b t Who are we to complain $ We in who m th e English and F renc h h y p hens , , . , . , , , . , , , , , . , [ 33 ] T HE CONFESS I ON are supposed to have been atrophied long ago until suddenly they swelled to dan gero ns proportions $ E very man who has taken a decisive stand in this war j ustifies it by the blood of his ancestors and every diluted drop of blood inherited from some fighting progenitor has multiplied suddenly and infected the whole body till most of us feel ourselves to be fighting S cotch H igh landers or Anglo S axons or worse sav age cavemen rather than the twentieth century Americans w e ought to be Moreover this kind of hyphen we have always had with us T o be an Irish American has been equal to a patent of nobility and great was the reward o f those who marched on S t P atrick s D ay under the green flag which on that o c casion was more in evidence than the stars and stripes H ave not the Irish kept alive in us the hate of England $ H ave they not influ e nc e d if not controlled C ongress in its relations to the mother country $ H ave the Iris h not plotted and planned with , , , - , , , . , . , $ . , . , , [ 34 ] OF A H YPHE NATED AM ER IC AN our knowledge and our money towards the freeing of Ireland from the yoke of the oppressor $ H ave they not broken our laws to help their land $ What w ould happen in N e w York to day if England and Ireland were at war and the U nited S tates were to favour E n g land and ship munitions of war to shoot down the Irish $ D o you know what would happen $ T here is no dou b t a b out it You know and I kno w T here would be war fierce war upon our streets ; for while the Irish are no militarists like the Germans they are riotous fighters which the Germans are not ; and every Irishman were he red headed or not would fight for E rin I am neither indicting the Irish nor apolo for the Germans I am merely i z i n ; g g giving you good cause to be grateful that the Germans are usually not red headed and never Irish T h e sporadic lawlessness of some Ger mans their interference with our national neutrality greatly exaggerated by a p reju diced press are trifling in comparison , . . , , , , , . , - . , , , , [ 35 ] with the lawlessness of the Irish b e nt upon gaining their national or local p o lit ica l ends If you remember that there are about e leven million Germans and so -called German Americans in this country that there h as been no riot or bloodshed th at the violent language used was used by the few and that the actual lawbrea k ing was done by fewer still you may b e convinced that the Germans were and are and will prove to be loyal American citizens T hey may not agree with our national policy ; b ut in that they often have strong support from many influ e n tial A mericans If t hey have spoken ill o f P resident Wilson to the point of dis t e spect and have heaped undeserved cal u mny upon him they have merely fol lo wed the example set them by the press in general and by certain influential Americans in particular Moreover this is th e first time our Ge r man American citizens have had a rea lly worthy cause for collective endea vour T o o many of them have resolved and , . , , , , , , . . , , , . . [ 6 3 ] THE CONFESS ION ent man ought to know for the strengt h g of the German E mpire lies in its unity and that unity was achieved b y con formity to th e P russian ide al Where conformity was not yielded volun tarily it was imposed by force and where that force was opposed the opposition was treated as one of the worst crimes against the state In this respect the U nited S tates has been remarkably lenient and to my mind wisely so ; for people are rarely assimilated by force T hat method is cruel uncertain and too costly If it had been used in this country we would have achieved much less than w e have and C ongress might have been divided upon national or linguistic lines which in the end would have b een disastrous to the unity that is one o f the chief character is tics of this nation I am somewhat more fortunate than many of my hyphenated and u nh y p h e n ated fellow citizens in not having allowed myself to be swept along by the prevail ing mob spirit which has divided the , , . , , . , , , . , , , , , . , [ 8 3 ] OF A HYPH ENATED A ME R ICAN untry into two hostile camps I have ren a in e d sane because I had no faith f in ld iplo ma t ic papers whether they were white or pink or blue I know by their very nature they are all th moreor less black I have remembered the characterization of a diplomat by the Ge rman writer and satirist B Orne “ who s a id $ E in D ip l o m a t m u s s d r ei co . , . , . , , F r a nz bs iscn sp r ee/ze n , ' L icge n ' p s ” l r e e/i e n . Of languages which he says a ” “ l age n diplomat rnu st speak is the most in evidence in these papers ‘ , . HY P HE N A TE D PA T R I O TI S M My sympathies from the first were pro American ; not only because I love America above every country in the world but because it seems to me that to be pro American is the nearest which humanity has as yet come to being pro human I have nothing but loathing for this ” foul and unthinkable war for I have lived where it was bred and I have - , - , , [ 39 ] TH E CONF ESS I ON watc h e d the dastardly and da mnabl e process A generation of men was be gotten and trained to be fo d der for cannon and to wal k j oyously into that hell T here was aroused in them the very noblest emotion of which the h uman heart is capable and then it was poisoned b y hate to be used for t h e b ase purpose o f human slaughter I re fuse to be pa t riotic in the European — sense which means to believe every thing bad about other na tions and nothing but good about your own and to hate with desperate hatred the people living yonder where they have painted ano t her colour on the custom house ‘ . , . , , . , , I f to b e an American a real American an d a patriot is merely that same thing then frankly I am neither an American nor a patriot ; for in America I have been emancipated from the pa t riotism of hate I have found that here men work to gether harmoniously for t he common good and the glory of a great country though their historic roots lie b uried in , , ‘ , , . , [ 0 4 ] OF A HY PHE NATE D AM ER ICAN lands and colonies among peo different re ligio ns and social 6; with id living in states which have con fli economic in t erests speaking di vers languages and expressin g their faith n God through di fferent creeds H e fe two nations exist upon the same c o nt inlent one of which has its political a ffilia t ih n across the sea ; yet no line o f fo rt re s divides to create fear and no battle float menacingly along its inland All facts and the faith into which I was again in this country a faith which has neither political nor racial boundary and whose F ounder called H imself the S o n of Man have made me an American which is or ought to be something radically different from b eing a E uropean While I have been emancipated from the patriotism of hate I have had my love of country increased because I re gard it as a country worth living for and even if need be worth dying for I must confess that it is not easy to fle re nt , , ° . , , , , , , , , , . , , , . , [ 1 4 ] T HE C ONFE SS I ON keep faith in America these da y s wh en it seems at times that we are not a bit b etter than the country from which I have alienated myself and from w hose monarch I have forsworn allegiance T h e reading of the metropolita n press and the weak echoes of the pres s of the country have often caused my faith to waver It has seemed to me t h a L a war broth was being brewed in editorial sanctums and poured down the throats of the public ; a hellish broth com pounded of greed political opportunism and prej udice T h e noteworthy e xc e p tions merely serve the well known pur pose T h e press has been and is a telescope rather than a mirror holding up to the public the large or small end as best serves its purpose I am not speaking merely of the papers printed in the E nglish language ; the German press with a few exceptions has been j ust as bad j ust as u n American and not infrequently treasonable T here is one particular sheet printed in N e w York C ity w h ich gives me a feeling akin , , . . , , , , . - . , . , , - , , . [ 2 4 ] A HYPHENA I ED AMERI C AN OF '‘ to madness every time I see it and I tear it to pieces and trample upon it in my wrath T h e reading of war books either in prose or verse does not conduce to change my opinion and going to church in these latter days has not helped in crease my fai th in the religion of the N azarene In fact if much of what I have heard from the pulpit is C hris t ia n it y then my place is with anarchists and atheists in their curbstone church If I believed that the press of to day re fle e ts the American spirit I should per force be driven from a country w hich ] love with a lover s passion but could not then respect It is not easy to keep one s poise in these days when if one does not con dem u Germany in toto his friends call him pro German and if one ventures to criticize and censure Germany his fello w countryme n look upon him as a traitor If it had not been so obviously rid ic u lous it would have been di fficult to be civil the other day when I was told b y , . , . , , . - , $ , . $ , , , - , , . , [ 43 ] THE CONFES S I ON my hostess that she was sure t here were German spies in N orthern Maine all sum mer S h e saw them prowling about in the woods during the day and they spent their nights writing reports to their gov ” “ e rn me nt sp i es were D oubtless those taking a census of the pine stumps and mapping out the route for a German in v as io n by way of N orthern Maine 1 I wonder if y o u can picture j ust what happens on the inside of a man who is told in the home of a professor in one of America s foremost universities that an e ntire German army corps is al ready in the U nited S tates merely waiting for word from the F atherland to commit the same butchery which was committed in B elgium T h e seemingly intelligent woman who made this remark and whose statement went unchallenged looked askance at me not sure but that underneath my rather tightly fit ting afternoon coat I wore a Prussian U hlan s uniform H ow would you feel if at every turn y ou were suspected of being one of the . , . , ‘ $ , . , , , $ . [ 44 ] T H E CONFES S I ON our nostrils E ven as dogs who are trained to guard sheep and to give their lives for them begin to eat them as soon as they smell their blood so we feel the passion of primitive man ; the mouldy odour of the cave is upon us and we have fallen back several thousand years I am not afraid of war ; not afraid that house and home reared in the j oy of love and labour may be destroyed I am not afraid of dying —I sho uld rather be riddled by bullets than eaten by cancer I should sooner perish b y a submar ine than from B right s disease I do fea r frankly fear killing and des M ost of all I am afraid of de t ro y in g m o lish in g the structure we have reared here ; a rare commonwealth made up of th e flotsam and j etsam of the world which has drifted in through the longer — and shorter years We are a nation a great nation— a united nation although composed of the most diverse materials M en talk of our democracy s being a failure If it had achieved nothing more th a n th e making of the U nited S tates . , , , , . - , . , . $ . , , . , , . , . $ . , [ 6 4 ] OF A HY PHENATE D A M ER IC AN faulty but great defective but united democracy w ould be j ustified ; for no monarchy has ever succeeded in so d iffi cult and dangerous an experiment What shall we do a b out it $ It T h e great cry is for preparedness has been shouted from the housetops it fills the public press and the pulpit until the word fairly reeks from its two ele ments fear and hate I have no obj ection to preparedness ; b ut I do obj ect to the attending hysteria which may accomplish the very opposite of w hat is desired and weaken rather than strengthen the nation Guns and b attle ships can b e bought for money but fid e l ity and devotion cannot be ga ined by breeding suspicion of those w ho happen to have been born in another country I plead guilty to being one of those “ mollycoddles and college S issies held up to the ridicule of the populace I do not believe in war ; not until every re source to settle the di fficulty without it has been exhausted If however war should come and the vital interests o f the , , . . , . , , . . . . [ 47 , ] , T HE CONFESS I ON nation be attacked if this government were in danger of perishing from the earth l a n d my son would stand some “ where in the line j ust as countless h y ” h n t e d Americans and their children e a p w ould even if we had to face our own brothers w ho came to do the brutal b id ding of their monarchs I am sure of myself under an y circum stances I a m not so sure of the millions if we question their loyalty and suspect their motives becaus e in this desperate struggle their sympathies are with the mot her country rather than with its ene mies What shall we do then with these ” “ millions of H yphenated Americans $ What a b out the hyphen $ , , , , , . - , . , . T H E R EMED I ES T h ree remedies are proposed O ne o f them by C olonel R oosevelt who if he was rightly quoted ( which is open to ” doubt) said $ T o hell with the hyphen It is a very drastic remedy which as th e C olonel knows has b een mentioned . , , . , , , [ 8 4 ] OF A HYPHE NATE D AM ER ICA N once or twice in connection with the still unsolved pro b lem which he himself re pre sents I have always strenuously opposed any such stringent measure for I had a great deal of respect and admiration for the T hen too I have some regard C olonel for the poor unregenerate souls in tor ment N o the time when anathe mas were effective has passed long ago ; for men discovered that most evils prospered by cursing them and that so much of good was destroyed S ince the phrase was coined and this particular strenuous method of doing away with it was pro posed we who were born in one country and born again in another are beginning to question our innermost experience s We are wondering whether we have not thrown away our birthright and w hether we ought not to defend and per e t u a t e this hyphen We who alwa s y p interpreted it as binding us to America are beginning to wonder whether it should no t b ind us to the mother country instead . , . , , , . , , , . , , , , . , ” . , , . [ 49 ] T HE C ONF ESS I ON It has aroused this questioning mood and the man who is congratulating him self upon coining the happy ( P phrase may ) find its persistent use in connection with the elongated dash disastrous It may undo all that has b een done throughout the generous years in w hich we voluntarily yielded ourselves to the forces and processes which made us into what we and our children were proud to cal l ourselves— A mericans O thers have proposed that b ecause th e Germans have not b ecome pro E nglish which seems to them equivalent to their not having become Americans we must adopt a national policy which will bring about the desired result In the editorial columns of one of our nation al weeklies there appeared re c e n tly a complaint because the U niver s it y of Wisconsin had sent out circulars announcing in German a short course for farmers T h e inference was that this was u n American and that we would be better o ff if these farmers remained poor farmers rather than to b e made good , , , . . - , . , , . - , , [ 9 5 ] , OF A HYPHENATED AM ER ICAN ones through the aid of their mother tongue T his means a drift towards the very methods employed in E urope ; a sort of “ which has made th e Sp r a c/ze n ka mp P oles of Germany more P olish and the D anes of S chleswig H olstein more D anish T his method has made of the Austro H ungarian monarchy a Babel in w hich the builders whose tongues have been confounded threw b ricks at each other rather than keep on building In my j udgment we have succeeded in keeping America a country of E nglish speech j ust because we have not insisted upon it If there had been governmental pressure brought to bear upon the im migrant s use of English we would have fallen heir to the confusion of B abel and to the never ending language problems of many of the countries of E urope ust because we have not obj ected to J religion s being preached in the tongue in which men were born the second genera tion demanded to hear it in E nglish We have permitted the P oles to build . - , - . , , , . . $ , . $ , . [ 51 ] T HE CONF ES S I ON a P olish college which will languish and ultimately pass away j ust as the purely German colleges have languished and died T h e one thing we need to make the hyphen permanent or worse still make this a country of warring hyphens is to demand through pressure that noth ing but the E nglish lan guage shall be taught and spoken here I am not sure that w e can or that w e ought to accelerate Americanization T hus far it has been a contagion with no artificial stimulus When we shall ” say GO to we w ill Americanize you there will be organized e ffort to resist us and the resistance will grow with our in sistence We have I am sure lost man y o p po r tu n it ie s to interpret America to the im migrant especially to the adult H e does not come in contact with any of our national institutions except the saloon and the police court If h e does b ecome a citizen he usually attains to that high and holy privilege throu gh th e venal olitician p , , , , , , . , . , . , , , . , , . , . . [ 2 5 ] T HE C ONFES S I ON We should apply a test more searching than the mere answering of a fe w ques tions which may be learned by rote N O man should b e allowed to become a citizen unless his conduct during five years residence in this country has proved that he is already an American in spirit that he knows the meaning of liberty and has not abused it ; and that he is capable o f c o d p e ra tin g with others in realizing that freedom H e ought to be able to prove that he has left behind him Europe s racial religious and nation al animosities and prej udices H e ought not to become a child of this democracy and as O ften happens an added care until he has proved that he knows its meaning and has lived up to it T hese rigid tests might be d iflic ult to apply but certainly I should be greatly o p posed to any cheapening of the process T h e exploited immigrant is very poor material for good C itizenship whether that exploitation has been made by the shrewder and earlier come rs among his . $ , , . $ , . , , , , . , . , [ 54 ] OF A HYPHE NATED A M E R IC AN own which is frequently the case by heartless corporations or by petty o i fic ia ls who are supposed to protect him O u r satellite cities crude huge S pring ing up to day and ready to perish to morrow are poor places in which to train men for citizenship T h e hovels in which the immigrants live or are per m itte d to live the vulgarity and brutality of the li f e which surrounds them are also poor places for the training of future American citizens from whom we expect self respect respect for others and power to control themselves and others T h e greatest enemy of the immigrant is the saloon and if he could not obtain liquor it would prove one of the greatest blessings to him and to the community in which he lives It is more necessary to prohibit the sale of liquor to cert ain groups of immi grants than to the Indians $ for the most docile a nd law abiding among them are turned into fiends by its use It has been one of the most potent agencies in despoiling and corrupting them , , , . , , , - , . , , , - , , . , . - . . [ 55 ] THE CONF ESS I ON A rigid insistence upon economic and social j ustice and the assurance that the state looks upon them as something more than animated machines to be used and abused at the owners will would bind these millions in gratitude to the country of which they now know little or nothing except when they are punished for breaking its laws I have strongly urged b ut thus far in vain that every ship which carries emi grants S hould have on board a U nited S tates o fficer who would use the time of transit to instruct the people coming to us T hey should be told of their privileges and their duties the nature of our government and the part they may ultimately have in it I have often acted voluntarily in such a capacity and have found that by the aid of immigrants who are returning to us such instruction can be effectively given Much of the p rell m i na ry work of in I know s pe c t io n could t h us be done there are di fficulties in the way b ut they are not insurmounta b le , , $ , , . , , . , . , , . . , . [ 56 ] OF A HYPHE NATED AM E R IC AN T he immigrant receiving station should not be merely a heartless machine f or sifting this human material T h e gov ern me nt ou ght to do something more f or these people than put a chalk mark upon their coats or open the gate of a strange and new country without a word of a d vice o r warning O u r national holidays might gain new significance for us if in some public man ner we would share them with these new comers for whom festivals have always had great religious and nation al mean ing T h e machinery of electing our public servants might be made elevating rather than degrading to the new sharers of the great privileges of our democracy I have the utmost faith in the power of a good example and firmly believe that we must develop a finer type o f na tive American citizen C onsider the attitude of the average American towards the government of his city or country the low tone of our dis cuss io n o f public issues the ridicule , . . . , . , , [ 57 ] T HE CONF ESS I ON which we heap upon our o fficials fro m which even the chief magis trate is not spared ; the person al and partisan se l f is h ne ss so strongly in evide nce even in this most critical moment of our national life N eed we then wond e r if every h y h ed e n a t citizen does manifest the t n p o gracious u nse lfish ness of aGeorge Wash ingto n or the sacrificial devotion o f an Abraham Lincoln $ At least one Ameri can writer shows ignorance regarding the immigrant s character b y calling him ungrateful Among all his shortcomings this is the least and among his virtues it is the greatest as every one knows who h as sensed the soul of these grateful people T here are among them those who bitterly assail our social order with its glaring inj ustice to the many T hey criticize our laws which protect property to th e neglect of person which is in fi n ite ly more sacred T hey are merely doing in their crude way what is being done every day in our colleges in a somewhat more refined but more incisive . $ . , , . , . . , . [ 58 ] OF A HYPHE NATE D AM E R IC AN way T h e di fference is that the agitator prints his protest in pamphlets and binds them in red ; while the professor writes a volume which he calls a text book N o they are not an ungrateful people It is true that one of them has said in ublic print that when the war is over p the Germans will return to the F at h erland e n m a ss e beca use all they sought here was economic betterment T here may be an exodus of some Germans In fact every German who has ceased to be a loyal American who has no confidence in her institutions who has no faith in her ideals ought to return for he would be a menace to those o f us who remain and who will find it diffi cult enough to be trusted at a time when we shall be eager to prove our love and loyalty to our adopted country T h e larger number which will expatriate itself from this country will be certain Americans returning to their cnd tea u x in F rance their p e n s io ns and Villas in Italy and their sp a s and cn r sa a ls in Germany All th ese are now deserted nearly b ank . . . , , , , . . , , , , . , , . , [ 59 ] THE CONF ESS ION ru pt and will be glad when th e America n s return T h e problem will not be to keep the immigrants who are here from going b ack ; the real problem will be how wisely to regulate t h e inflow which is bound to come when the war ceases We the H yphenated Americans will stay because w e need this country b e cause humanity needs it and its inst it u tions now as never b efore We wish to help it become such a country as it ought to be kept from E urope s plagu es and healed from its diseases We wish to live and work so that we shall have the right to call it o u r country We ought to have the same right to it as had those of our kin who followed your rivers the M ohawk the O hio and the M issis sippi drawing their plows through your marshes defying fever and pestilence laying the foundations of your national wealth and shedding their blood upon your battle fie ld s We want this to become our country throug h the la b our of the men who mine , . , , . , , , , . , $ , , . . , , , , , - . , [ 60 ] T HE C ONF ESS I ON T reat them as you would the child b orn — late into your own family as one of you ; have confidence in them even in these days when their loyalty may be waver ing and when in their confusion they do not know where to turn T his is a time of heart searching for us who have accepted America s sanctuary and also for those born in this lan d o f the free T o the native American there comes a call to curb his individualism without sacrificing his individuality ; to quicken his patriotic impulses without dulling his feeling for humanity It is an insistent call to prepare for war and a still more in sistent call to prepare for peace a deep down reaching peace a high uplifting peace H yphenated Ameri F o r us so called ” ca ns this period is one to severely test our loyalty to this country which has b e come ours by the grace of its people T hey are a generous people who mean to b e j ust a people whom we know to be far better than they appear to us now and to whom we are b ound for all time , , , . - $ , . . , , - , , . - , , . , , , . 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