This page was exported from - PatriotRetort.com Export date: Sat Jun 17 14:31:06 2017 / +0000 GMT Cuz I'm a woman Remember in 2008 when Barack Obama said that one of his qualifications for being President was that he ran for President? Well, as idiotic as that was, Hillary Clinton just topped him. Big time. While appearing in South Carolina, Hillary Clinton said the following: "Clearly I'm not asking people to vote for me simply because I'm a woman. I'm asking people to vote for me on the merits. And I think one of the merits is I am a woman and I can bring those views and perspectives to the White House." Yeah. She said that. "Don't vote for me because I'm a woman! Vote for me because I'm a woman!" Sometimes the stupid just dribbles out of Hillary's mouth like baby spit-up. And how is being a woman a "merit?" Merit is defined as "the quality of being particularly good or worthy, especially so as to deserve praise or reward." We can't help what gender we are. [And don't give me the "But, but, but Caitlyn Jenner!!" argument. Bruce can mutilate his body and put on dresses, but he is still biologically a man.] Our gender is something we are born with. It is a fact of our existence. It is not a "merit." This is the same reason I hate the whole, "I'm proud to be black," "I'm proud to be Latino," "I'm proud to be white" bull-pucky. I believe in being proud of the things I accomplish in my life, and my skin color is not something I accomplish; rather it is simply a fact of my being. Same goes for my gender. I'm not a woman because of what I've accomplished or earned in my life. I was born that way. It isn't a "merit." If Hillary Clinton really thinks her gender is a merit doesn't that say quite a bit about why she is such a dreadful candidate for President? Of all the possible things one could point to as evidence of one's qualifications to be President -- experience, policy positions, vision for the country -- the only thing Hillary can cite is what's between her legs? I'm telling you, it leaves Obama's "My ability to campaign is proof I'm qualified" in the dust. Output as PDF file has been powered by [ Universal Post Manager ] plugin from www.ProfProjects.com | Page 1/3 | This page was exported from - PatriotRetort.com Export date: Sat Jun 17 14:31:06 2017 / +0000 GMT Tell me, can Hillary Clinton do any of this? YouTube Video: YouTube.com/watch?v=VIbEIoMoKok I can wash out 44 pairs of socks and have 'em hangin out on the line I can starch & iron 2 dozens shirts 'fore you can count from 1 to 9 I can scoop up a great big dipper full of lard from the drippins can Throw it in the skillet, go out & do my shopping, be back before it melts in the pan Cuz I'm a woman! W-O-M-A-N, I'll say it again I can rub & scrub til this old house is shinin like a dime Feed the baby, grease the car, & powder my face at the same time Get all dressed up, go out and swing til 4 a.m. and then Lay down at 5, jump up at 6, and start all over again Cuz I'm a woman! W-O-M-A-N, I'll say it again If you come to me sickly you know I'm gonna make you well If you come to me all hexed up you know I'm gonna break the spell If you come to me hungry you know I'm gonna fill you full of grits If it's lovin you're likin, I'll kiss you and give you the shiverin' fits Cuz I'm a woman! W-O-M-A-N, I'll say it again I got a twenty-dollar gold piece says there ain't nothing I can't do I can make a dress out of a feed bag and I can make a man out of you Cuz I'm a woman! W-O-M-A-N, I'll say it again Cuz I'm a woman! W-O-M-A-N, and that's all. Who knew Peggy Lee was more qualified to be President than Hillary Clinton? Output as PDF file has been powered by [ Universal Post Manager ] plugin from www.ProfProjects.com | Page 2/3 | This page was exported from - PatriotRetort.com Export date: Sat Jun 17 14:31:06 2017 / +0000 GMT -- If you like the work at Patriot Retort, please consider contributing Hit the tip jar DONATE button in the side bar. Even a few bucks can make a world of difference! Books by Dianny: RANT 2.0: Even More Politics & Snark in the Age of Obama], Liberals Gone WILD!!! The Not-So-Silent Conquering of America], RANT: Politics & Snark in the Age of Obama], and two novels: Sliding Home Feet First] and Under the Cloud] You can find my e-books at all of these fine stores:smashwords.com, Amazon Kindle Store, Apple iTunes, and Barnes & Noble Nook Store.] Check out DiannyTees.com -- my Conservative & Christian T-shirt Store. Output as PDF file has been powered by [ Universal Post Manager ] plugin from www.ProfProjects.com | Page 3/3 |
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