SMURFS II
Written by
Stem & Weiss
Karey Kirkpatrick
Scherick & Ronn
Current Revisions by
Stem & Weiss
White - 2/10/2012
Blue - 3/16/2012
Pink - 4/16/2012
Yellow - 4/17/2012
Green - 5/2/2012
Salmon - 5/4/2012
Cherry - 5/15/2012
Double White - 5/23/2012
Double Blue - 6/21/2012
Double Pink - 6/25/2012
Double Yellow - 6/26/2012
1
A STORYBOOK opens and unfolds a POP-UP DIORAMA OF SMURF
VILLAGE.
NARRATOR SMURF (V.O.)
Once upon a time in Smurf Village,
happy Smurfs were going about their
happy lives completely unaware that
not too far away...
The PAGE TURNS, unfolding GARGAMEL’S CASTLE..
NARRATOR SMURF (V.O.)
...the evil wizard - Gargamel - was
concocting a diabolical plan.
A BLUE HAND pulls a tab and a 2D cut-out of GARGAMEL appears.
The MUSIC GETS VERY LOUD AND OMINOUS.
NARRATOR SMURF (V.O.)
The kind of diabolical plan that
always is followed by a diabolical
laugh. And that plan echoed fear
through the mushroom homes of the
Smurfs.
PULL BACK TO REVEAL NARRATOR SMURF looking annoyed. He turns
to THE BAND OF SMURFS. Everyone has a musical instrument
except for CRAZY SMURF who is playing his trumpet-mouth.
NARRATOR SMURF
Guys, guys. If you drown out the
narrator, Smooth Smurf, no one’s
gonna have any idea what’s going
on.
The band leader, SMOOTH, responds.
SMOOTH
(deep baritone voice)
That’s cool. We’ll just give you a
groove, something bluesy.
ALT:
SMOOTH
We’ll just drop it down on the
downbeat, double the bass over the
melody and kick it back. Cool as a
snow cone in January.
NARRATOR
(a beat)
I-I have no idea what you just
said.
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1A.
SMOOTH
We’ll keep it down.
(ALT)
You shoulda called Background Music
if you wanted something soft. But
we’ll bring it down.
The band quiets down. The Narrator clears his throat and
continues as we return to the pop up book. The tab moves
back and forth as Gargamel “speaks”...
NARRATOR SMURF (DOING GARGAMEL)
“I am making my own creation - an
irresistible girl - to infiltrate
their village and betray the
Smurrfs.”
The PAGE TURNS and we see Smurfette (with black hair). A
cutout of a PAINTBRUSH SLIDES over the picture pulling an
overlay into place that turns Smurfette blue.
1 cont
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2.
NARRATOR SMURF (V.O.)
The Smurfs found Gargamel’s
creation and brought her back to
their Village, where her wild and
naughty nature wreaked havoc.
1 cont
The PAGE TURNS. We see Smurfette in the village, knocking
over Painter’s ladder, stomping on Brainy’s glasses, etc.
NARRATOR SMURF (V.O.)
The Smurfs wanted her gone. But
Papa Smurf saw the good in her.
The PAGE TURNS, unfolding a scene of PAPA’S MUSHROOM with
anxious Smurfs waiting outside.
NARRATOR SMURF
With love, kindness, playful jokes,
more love, delicious fruit pies,
long walks, and, of course, a
secret magical formula, he turned
her into... Smurfette, the darling
of Smurf Village.
A BLUE HAND pulls a tab. The door to Papa’s mushroom opens
revealing the cardboard cutout of SMURFETTE, now BLONDE.
A1
SMURF VILLAGE - POND
PULL BACK FROM THE BOOK TO FIND -- all the SMURFS huddled
around it; rapt as Narrator Smurf turns the next page.
NARRATOR SMURF
It was a day we will never forget.
The day our Smurfette was reborn.
Narrator Smurf motions upward. All the Smurfs look up to a
cliff just above the POND. SMURFETTE steps into view, her
smile beaming. She extends her arms and leaps -- a perfect
triple flip with a twist - and plunges into the water.
NARRATOR SMURF
And the Smurf family had grown one
bigger...
Smurfs applaud as they stand and gather around the pond,
waiting for her to emerge. She rises up from the water (her
back to us) She shakes her hair like a shampoo ad, then
dramatically turns revealing HER FACE IS SINISTER...
NARRATOR SMURF
...until....
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SMURFETTE
Stupid, trusting Smurfs!
ours now! FATHER!!
2A.
A1 cont
You’re
LIGHTNING STRIKES as GARGAMEL rises up out of the bubbling
water behind her. He towers above them all.
GARGAMEL
Well done, daughter!
DUTCH ANGLES as both Gargamel and Smurfette CACKLE as
Smurfette’s hair turns black with grey streaks - she’s
reverting to her original pale state.
PANICKY
It’s alive! It’s ALIVE!!
HANDY/GREEDY/BAKER
She tricked us!/ She’s turning
back!/ Smurf for the hills!
PANICKY
The world as we know it is over!
Crazy blows his trumpet-face, SOUNDING THE ALARM. Smurfs
flee. Smurfette leaps over them, lands. She has A DRAGON
WAND. She BLASTS them with blue energy. ONE BLAST HITS
CRAZY, sending him flying toward camera, HORN BLOWING.
A LIGHTNING flash.
GARGAMEL IS SUDDENLY BEHIND HER.
GARGAMEL
Yes, my beautiful creation! You
truly are daddy’s little girl!!
SMASH TO:
2
INT. SMURFETTE’S MUSHROOM - ACTUAL MORNING (END DREAM SEQ.)
The real Smurfette bolts upright into frame, sweating.
2
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Ah!
SMURFETTE
2 cont
REVEAL she’s sitting up in bed with PAPA beside her.
sees him and throws her arms around him.
Oh Papa...
3.
She
SMURFETTE
He holds her close, pats her back.
PAPA
There, there. It’s okay.
that nightmare again?
Having
Smurfette, choking back tears, nods.
NARRATOR SMURF (O.S.)
And so, once again, on the eve of
her birthday...
PULL BACK TO REVEAL, NARRATOR SMURF at the foot of the bed.
NARRATOR SMURF
...poor Smurfette is haunted by
horrible dreams of the “who am I?”
and “where did I come from”
variety, which can push even the
sweetest of Smurfs to the brink of
insani--!
PAPA
O-kay, Narrator Smurf.
That’ll do.
NARRATOR SMURF
(exiting)
Masking his disappointment, our
velvety-voiced Narrator departs to
see if any other Smurfs need
redundant Smurfentary on their
every move...
(ALT)
And then, Narrator Smurf realized
that he wanted to be in this story
more and continued talking. Just
then (acting frightened)
- a giant S-P-I-D-E-R landed on
Papa’s face!
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2 cont
PAPA
That’s enough, Narrator Smurf.
There is no spider on or near my
face. Please be so kind as to
leave immediately.
He’s gone.
Smurfette turns to Papa.
SMURFETTE
Papa, every year on my birthday, I
have these horrible dreams about
where I come from -- and it makes
me wonder who I really am.
PAPA
And every year I tell you. It
doesn’t matter where you came from.
What matters is who you choose to
be.
(alt:)
Who you are is who you choose to
be.
3A.
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2 cont
4.
Smurfette looks unconvinced.
2 cont
PAPA
Don’t take this old Smurf’s word
for it. Go out there and see for
yourself. This is where you belong.
3
EXT. SMURF VILLAGE - SECONDS LATER
3
Preparations are underway for Smurfette’s SURPRISE BIRTHDAY
PARTY. All the Smurfs sing the La-La song as they go about
their tasks.
CLUMSY
Wait, because it’s Smurfette’s
birthday, let’s sing the birthday
song!
All the Smurfs nod in agreement and sing. It’s the same La-la
song.
GROUCHY is hanging a GARGAMEL PINATA from a tree branch.
GUTSY
A little lower, Grouchy. I want to
be able to whack him in the
smurfberries.
BAKER comes running up to his CAKE, pissed.
CHUNK MISSING.
There’s a BIG
BAKER
Hey! Who smurfed a bite out of
Smurfette’s birthday cake?
(ALT)
Hey! Who ate a bite out of
Smurfette’s smurfday cake?
(alt)
Greedy! Why’d you smurf a bite out
of Smurfette’s smurfday cake?
ANGLE ON GREEDY - his face COVERED IN FROSTING.
GREEDY
Wasn’t me.
(alt)
Why are you blaming me?
Meanwhile, JOKEY approaches BRAINY at the gift table.
JOKEY
Here’s my present for Smurfette’s
surprise party.
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3 cont
Jokey offers the gift to Brainy.
He doesn’t take it.
4A.
3 cont
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3 cont
5.
BRAINY
C’mon, Jokey. Did you really think
that I, the smartest smurf in the
village, would fall for your
sophomoric gag? Just give me the
card.
(ALT)
C’mon, Jokey. Did you really think
I’d fall for that. Just give me
the card.
3 cont
Disappointed, Jokey pulls an ENVELOPE from under the ribbon
of his present and hands it to Brainy. BOOM!!! The envelope
explodes. Brainy’s face is blackened. Jokey laughs.
BRAINY
Outsmurfed by the old switcheroo.
Just then the door to Smurfette’s mushroom begins to open.
PANICKY
She’s coming!!!
Code Blue!
HEFTY
Code Blue!
Code Blue!
HEFTY
Code Blue!
ALT:
BRAINY
We’re Smurfs, everything is code
blue.
HEFTY
Code Yellow.
BRAINY
Yellow is soothing.
the sun.
Code Red!
The color of
HEFTY
Everyone screams and runs, HIDING EVERYTHING. Stashing
things behind trees. Covering them with tarps. Whistling
nonchalantly.
GUTSY
‘at was close, eh, lads?
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3 cont
5aA.
BRAINY
Did I not warn against setting up
too early...
Smurfette emerges from her mushroom, but they don’t see her
yet.
BRAINY (CONT’D)
...and having Smurfette show up and
ruin everything?
HEFTY
(re: Brainy always
warning)
So what else is new?
Smurfette is stung, but pretends she didn’t hear...
SMURFETTE
Hey, guys. Who wants to go for a
walk with me on this special day?
3 cont
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SMURFS
(feigning disinterest)
Oh, hi Smurfette. Special?
special about today?
5A.
3 cont
What’s
All the Smurfs act DISINTERESTED, hoping she’ll leave so
they can finish setting up. Smurfette feels their
‘coldness.’
Smurfette spots Gutsy holding a flower.
SMURFETTE
Aww, are those for me?
GUTSY
Dream on, lassie!
(hands them to Hefty)
Here, for repairing the dam.
HEFTY
I don’t want ‘em.
GUTSY
Take ‘em, you ungrateful,
overstuffed toad!
They roll out of frame, fighting as they shove the flowers
back and forth.
SMURFETTE
How ‘bout you, Vanity? You can
look at your reflection in the
pond.
VANITY
Kinda tired of looking at myself,
Smurfette.
Surreptitiously Vanity sneaks a peak in his mirror.
VANITY
(lovingly, to reflection)
As if.
(ALT)
Eyes looking a little droopy.
Maybe time for some Smurf-tox.
ALT IDEA:
SMURFETTE
So, nobody wants to go with me?
Lighting changes dramatically, suddenly very dark. Dutch upangle on Vanity as he turns sinister...
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3 cont
5AA.
VANITY
No. Because you’re different! A
freak of nature! Gargamel’s girl!
3 cont
SMURFETTE
(horrified)
What??
Back to normal. That was all in her head. Vanity just says:
VANITY
Can’t. I’m busy.
Smurfette’s FACE FALLS. This is just what she was fearing.
Then she sees a SMURF holding a clipboard and gets HOPEFUL.
SMURFETTE
Oh hey, Party Planner Smurf.
Anything... “fun” coming up that I
should know about?
PARTY PLANNER SMURF
Nope. Nothing ‘til Smurf Break.
It’s going to be wild! I’ll put you
on the guest list.
(ALT)
Nope. Nothing ‘til St.
Smurfentine's Day.
Smurfette is crushed.
FARMER
You know, occasionally it’s good to
have a little alone time.
All the other Smurfs chime in “Yeah, go on!” “It’s fine!” “We
don’t need you here!” Smurfette drops her head and walks
towards the forest. HANDY turns to another Smurf.
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3 cont
HANDY
We pulled that off pretty good,
don’t you think, Clueless Smurf?
5B.
3 cont
CLUELESS SMURF
She seemed pretty down. Why don’t
we have a surprise party for her?
BRAINY
We ARE having a surprise party for
her. Get him out of here!
A3
As Smurfette wanders into the forest, she mumbles to
herself...
SMURFETTE
Nobody wants me.
NARRATOR SMURF
And with that, Smurfette walked
into the woods, alone, cold, and
sad.
SMURFETTE
I’m sorry Narrator Smurf, can I
just be alone with my feelings?
NARRATOR SMURF
I’m sorry! Just trying to help the
people understand your feelings.
Apparently nobody wants any
narration. Well, I’ll just be on
the other side of the forest
narrating the lives of chipmunks.
Narrator Smurf leaves.
SMURFETTE
Jeesh...maybe I really don’t belong
here.
ALTS:
SMURFETTE
Well if this is where [Papa thinks]
I belong, people have strange way
of showing it. Nobody seems to
want me around.
(beat)
Maybe they’re just having a bad
day. Or...
(concerned)
...maybe I really don’t belong.
(MORE)
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A3 cont
5C.
SMURFETTE (CONT'D)
(ALT)
Maybe they’re just having a bad
day. Don’t let it get you down...
even if they did treat you like an
old shoe. And on your birthday!
No wonder sometimes you feel like
you don’t belong anywhere.
A3 cont
CUT TO:
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4
6.
EXT. PARIS OPERA HOUSE - DAY
4
CLOSE ON TWO BEADY EYES, glaring with hypnotic intensity.
GARGAMEL (O.S.)
You belong to Gargamel.
PULL BACK TO REVEAL the eyes are GARGAMEL’s - whose giant
sinister face is plastered on a huge banner hanging outside
the famed Paris Opera House.
The sign reads “GARGAMEL le
GREAT! - and in smaller letters underneath, the translation
“Gargamel the Great!” MATCH DISSOLVE TO...
5
INT. PARIS OPERA HOUSE - CONTINUOUS
GARGAMEL, on-stage in front of a packed house, waves his
wand. A VOLUNTEER stands beside him in a trance.
GARGAMEL
Say it!
VOLUNTEER
You belong to Gargamel.
No, I!
I.
I.
I!
GARGAMEL
VOLUNTEER
GARGAMEL
I belong to Gargamel.
VOLUNTEER
You belong to Gargamel.
GARGAMEL
Never mind. You’re a
toad!
dim-witted
VOLUNTEER
You’re a dim-witted toad.
GARGAMEL
No, you are!
Gargamel ZAPS him with blue energy from his wand. The
Volunteer TURNS INTO A GIANT 6 FOOT TOAD! The audience
GASPS.
GARGAMEL
This is what I do to all the
critics!
5
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5 cont
6A.
In the wings, Azrael shakes his head disapprovingly. The
5 cont
movement catches the toad’s eye. He shoots out his long,
sticky TONGUE, snags the cat, and slurps him into his mouth.
GARGAMEL
(to toad’s belly)
Azrael? Are you dead?
We hear Azrael’s MEOW from inside the toad.
GARGAMEL
Then get out of there!
Then the Toad SPITS HIM OUT. Azrael falls onto the stage
COVERED IN SLIME. The crowd explodes into APPLAUSE.
Gargamel turns and soaks up the adulation.
FREEZE FRAME.
A5
TITLE: “Gargamania!” SLAMS INTO FRAME, followed by the
logo of “ENTERTAINMENT TONIGHT.”
A5
ON A TV SCREEN -- NANCY O’DELL reports...
NANCY O'DELL
Yet another groundbreaking feat of
illusion from the most innovative
conjurer the world has ever seen.
“Gargamania!” - the magical
sensation that has captivated the
nation from New York to Vegas, is
now taking on the City of Light.
Paris, France! It’s a runaway
success.
B5
A ROCKETTE IN HALF A BOX gapes as her legs in the other half
of the box run around on stage. Azrael rolls his eyes. The
legs step on his tail. MEOWWW!!!
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B5 cont
C5
7.
NANCY O'DELL (V.O.)
This master mysterio has gone from
unknown to unstoppable after his
surprise discovery in New York.
B5 cont
EXT. NY STREET - DAY
C5
ON TV - PHONE CAM P.O.V of an AFRICAN AMERICAN COUPLE (TRISHA
and TOMMY) in TIMES SQUARE. Operating the camera is MARC,
the OFF-SCREEN boss of the operation.
TOMMY
Hey, y’all, so, Trisha and I just
showed you Central Park, and
now....
TRISHA
Check it out, Tommy...Times Square!
This is my town, people!
TOMMY
And nobody does it better than-They’re interrupted by a SCREECH and a taxi HORN as Gargamel
steps into the road behind them.
TAXI DRIVER
Yo, get outta the road, freak!
GARGAMEL
How dare you call me “Yo.”
(ALT)
You forgot to say please.
Gargamel aims his wand at the taxi.
out of frame.
TRISHA
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Did you get
that, Marc? Did you??
The beam lifts the car
TOMMY
No way!! Push in! Push in!
Push in!
MARC (O.S.)
I’m pushing! I’m pushing!
he doing that?!
How is
Trisha SCREAMS.
NANCY O'DELL (V.O.)
From New York street performer to
the new toast of Europe.
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D5
7aA.
Now we’re in A TV STUDIO. Gargamel is being interviewed.
All the while, Gargamel is suspiciously eyeing the boom that
hangs over him.
NANCY O'DELL
...the only magician ever to play
the famed Paris Opera House.
D5
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D5 cont
7A.
Gargamel snatches at the boom, but misses.
NANCY O'DELL
So, what could you possibly do to
top this?
GARGAMEL
I intend to subjugate all the
peoples of this realm to gain
complete domination of the world.
Gargamel shoots his hand up and this time catches the boom.
Ha!
GARGAMEL
(CONT’D)
NANCY O'DELL
(to camera)
He never drops the act. Well, you
heard it here first. A world
domination tour. Get ready.
Gargamel clutches the boom like a small animal he’s just
captured.
D5 cont
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D5 cont
GARGAMEL
(to boom, mouth much too
close, RIDICULOUSLY LOUD)
YOU ARE MINE.
END OF TV SEGMENT, BACK TO SCENE...
8.
D5 cont
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5 cont
8aA.
Then the Toad SPITS HIM OUT. Azrael falls onto the stage
COVERED IN SLIME. The crowd explodes into APPLAUSE.
Gargamel turns and soaks up the adulation.
5 cont
FREEZE FRAME.
E5
TITLE: “Gargamania!” SLAMS INTO FRAME, followed by the
logo of [HOST SHOW].
E5
ON A TV SCREEN -- HOST reports...
HOST
Yet another groundbreaking feat of
illusion from the most innovative
conjurer the world has ever seen.
“Gargamania!” - the magical
sensation that has captivated
America from New York to Vegas, is
now taking on the City of Light.
Paris, France! It’s a runaway
success.
A ROCKETTE IN HALF A BOX gapes as her legs in the other half
of the box run around on stage. Azrael rolls his eyes. The
legs step on his tail. MEOWWW!!!
HOST (V.O.)
This master mysterio has gone from
unknown to unstoppable after his
surprise discovery in New York.
C5
EXT. NY STREET - DAY
ON TV - PHONE CAM P.O.V of an AFRICAN AMERICAN COUPLE (TRISHA
and TOMMY) in TIMES SQUARE. Operating the camera is MARC,
the OFF-SCREEN boss of the operation.
TOMMY
Hey, y’all, so, Trisha and I just
showed you Central Park, and
now....
TRISHA
Check it out, Tommy...Times Square!
This is my town, people!
TOMMY
And nobody does it better than-They’re interrupted by a SCREECH and a taxi HORN as Gargamel
steps into the road behind them.
C5
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C5 (cont)
TAXI DRIVER
Yo, get outta the road, freak!
8aB.
C5 (cont)
GARGAMEL
How dare you call me “Yo.”
(ALT)
You forgot to say please.
Gargamel aims his wand at the taxi.
out of frame.
TRISHA
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Did you get
that, Marc? Did you??
The beam lifts the car
TOMMY
No way!! Push in! Push in!
Push in!
MARC (O.S.)
I’m pushing! I’m pushing!
he doing that?!
How is
Trisha SCREAMS.
E5
HOST (V.O.)
From New York street performer to
the new toast of Europe.
Now we’re in A TV STUDIO with the HOST, who is interviewing
Gargamel (and Azrael) on THE STREETS OF PARIS (DAY) on a
MONITOR.
HOST
... And the only magician ever to
play the famed Paris Opera House.
What could possibly top that?
GARGAMEL
Well, “(HOST NAME) of (SHOW NAME),”
I intend to subjugate all the
peoples of this realm to gain
complete domination of the world.
HOST
(to camera)
He never drops the act.
GARGAMEL
(pulling out notes)
Fortunately, Azrael used Goggle
Translate, so no matter what filthy
tongue you speak, you’ll have no
excuse! Ha!
Gargamel reads from a Sony Tablet in perfect [Host language],
and wayyyyy too loudly:
E5
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E5 (cont)
8aC.
GARGAMEL
(Chinese example here)
Chongbai wo! Wo wen qai xiang yi
zhi! (Wo xiang qiezi tu!)
E5 (cont)
SUBTITLE: Worship me! I smell like a shoe! I have no idea
what I’m saying! My cat is the real genius!
Azrael SNICKERS.
HOST
Well, you heard it here first. A
world domination tour. Get read.
Gargamel approaches CAMERA for an EXTREME
CLOSE UP.
GARGAMEL
YOU’RE ALL MINE! MINE!
Gargamel shoves the CAMERA out of his way and storms off.
GARGAMEL
Come Azrael, we have work to do!
END OF TV SEGMENT, BACK TO SCENE...
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8aD.
EXT. PALAIS GARNIER - DAY
6
Gargamel exits the stage door. The awaiting crowd CHEERS.
GARGAMEL
Thank you Ladies and Gentlemen.
Nothing pleases me more than
pleasing me. Now get on your knees
and bow!
The crowd LAUGHS.
GARGAMEL
I said BOW!
The crowd LAUGHS. Infuriated, Gargamel waves his wand
causing the crowd to bow against their will.
Gargamel strolls through them like royalty to his horsedrawn LOUIS XIV style carriage. He forces one bowing man to
his knees and uses him as a step stool to enter the carriage.
As soon as he’s gone, the spell is lifted and they can stand.
They look to each other - amazed. Then they all APPLAUD.
7
INT. HORSE DRAWN CARRIAGE - DAY
Inside the carriage, it is modern and pimped-out; neon
lights, a wet bar, sun roof, TV -- the works. Azrael MEOWS.
Gargamel cuts him off.
GARGAMEL
Would you stop tormenting me about
the essence! I extracted all I
could from Papa Smurf in the
kingdom of New York. How much did
you extract?
Azrael MEOWS.
7
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7 cont
8A.
GARGAMEL
I’m squandering it? You’re the one
rolling around in caviar and cat
nip all day. Besides, they failed
to bow. That’s unacceptable.
7 cont
Azrael rolls his eyes and MEOWS. Gargamel HOLDS UP the vial
of BLUE ESSENCE that hangs around his neck. It’s 1/4 full.
GARGAMEL
Look, look, look. We still have
plenty enough left to execute my
delightfully diabolical plan, and
preserve your precious lifestyle.
(tucking the vial away)
Soon we’ll have all the essence we
could ever dream of.
(EVIL LAUGH)
So enjoyable.
A7
EXT. HORSE DRAWN CARRIAGE - DAY
A7
Gargamel stands up and sticks his head through the sun roof.
He calls to the people of Paris.
GARGAMEL
That’s right, my lowly bootlicks you will all worship me...
(then, to Azrael)
...including you, you flea-bitten
furbag.
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A7 cont
Azrael gets a devious smile, paws the button for the
sunroof.
GARGAMEL
All hail Gargame--ACK!! Stop it!
(it opens, closes again)
Don’t break the neck that feeds
you!
(ALT 1)
Ach! This is worse than when you
sleep on my face!
(ALT 2)
What am I? John the Baptist?
(ALT 3)
Just use an axe, why don’t you?
(ALT 4)
Azrae---ACK! Not funny!
(cont)
That’s it! No caviar for you
tonight!
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Azrael CACKLES.
8AA.
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EXT. PLAZA ATHENEE HOTEL, PARIS - DUSK
A five star hotel in Paris.
The carriage pulls up.
8B.
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9
9.
INT. GARGAMEL’S PENTHOUSE SUITE - NIGHT
9
Gargamel and Azrael enter the opulent suite. Sitting on the
floor is a box on which is scrawled: “4 AZREEUHL.”
GARGAMEL
Ooooh, look. A present. No doubt
from a worshipping admirer.
(then, disappointed)
Oh. It’s for you.
Azrael MEOWS.
GARGAMEL
Don’t be such a scaredy cat. It’s
not a trap. It’s a gift. Partake!
Azrael MEOWS.
GARGAMEL
Look, you don’t want it.
it.
I’ll take
Azrael MEOWS.
GARGAMEL
Well, then open it, you ridiculous
person. Cats. Can’t live with
them, can’t serve them with cheese.
Azrael warily opens the box. Inside he finds nothing but...
a little red dot? Suddenly the dot JUMPS out of the box onto
the ground. Azrael leaps on it. It moves again. Azrael
chases it. The dot shoots over to one wall. Azrael CRASHES
into the wall trying to get it. The dot shoots to another
wall. Again - WHAM! Azrael wobbles, woozy.
Just then... WOOSH! - a SMURF-SIZED PALE CREATURE with a
tomboy haircut lands on Azreal’s head! This is VEXY.
VEXY
Hello, kitty!!!
GARGAMEL
Apparently I was wrong, Azrael.
was a trap.
It
Azreal leaps up. Vexy slides off his back and GRABS ONTO HIS
TAIL as he takes off. She CACKLES as she “water-skis” him
around the room.
PAN UP TO SEE a 2nd creature on top of the bureau holding a
LASER POINTER. This is HACKUS - a manic and wild-eyed
Tasmanian Devil meets Beetlejuice creature.
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Hackus!
HACKUS
Hackus! Hackus!
9A.
9 cont
GARGAMEL
(laughs)
Alright... Alright, children.
Hackus grabs a drapery chord and swings down, knocking Azrael
- who stumbles backwards onto an open laundry net laid out
on the floor.
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VEXY
Who says cats have dignity?
10.
9 cont
Hackus and Vexy PULL a rope, and Azrael IS LIFTED up into the
air, trapped in the net. Vexy strikes a pose under the cat.
VEXY
All hail Vexy - Foiler of the
Felines!
HACKUS
(like a crazed lunatic)
BWAMOOOAGAGAMOOGA!
VEXY
Well said, my idiot brother.
GARGAMEL
Vexy! It’s not nice to point out
how big an idiot Hackus is. Still,
it was very amusing, my little
Naughties.
Gargamel grins and claps his hands with devilish glee.
Azrael gives Gargamel a dirty look.
VEXY
Did we please you, father?
GARGAMEL
(suddenly serious)
No. You didn’t. You know what
would please me - if your putrid
pale essence could endow me with
real magic like that of a true blue
Smurf. That would excite me.
Instead you’re just deeply
disappointing experiments.
ANGLE ON Hackus - joyfully WHACKING HIMSELF IN THE HEAD again
and again with a remote control.
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9 cont
GARGAMEL
Him more than you. Now, on to the
business at hand.
10A.
9 cont
Gargamel steps over to Azrael and FREES HIM. Azrael lands on
his feet, dizzy. He GROWLS at the Naughties.
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10
11.
GARGAMEL
Azrael, cease your folly and bring
me my plan! It’s in the
bathroom...on my side of the sink.
JUMP CUT TO C.U. OF A SONY TABLET...
Vexy and Hackus are gathered around the blank screen.
Gargamel eyes it warily.
GARGAMEL
This isn’t my writing parchment.
Where is my plan?!
Azrael MEOWS.
GARGAMEL
Gone digital? What does that mean?
Azrael MEOWS.
GARGAMEL
In the cloud? Why would my plan be
in a cloud? Are you alright? Did
you concuss yourself when you hit
those walls?
Azrael rolls his eyes and double-taps the screen. A digital
slide comes to life complete with crude artist renderings.
It reads “PHASE 1: CREATE NAUGHTIES”.
GARGAMEL
Ahh, there it is. Phase 1, Create
Naughties. Check. Where’s Phase
2?
Azrael swipes the screen. “PHASE 2: CREATE PORTAL” There’s
an image of the Eiffel Tower with lightning striking it.
GARGAMEL
Oooh, I am enamoured of this
swiping motion.
(pushing Azreal aside)
Get away! And swipe...
Gargamel swipes the screen. “PHASE 3: GET PAPA’S SECRET
FORMULA” We see Gargamel going through the portal.
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10 cont
GARGAMEL
Yes. Then Phase 3. I get the
secret formula Papa used on
Smurfette... and swipe...
11A.
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12.
Swipe. PHASE 4: TURN PALE SMURFS BLUE. We see Gargamel
changing Vexy, Hackus, and MANY OTHERS from pale to blue.
10 cont
GARGAMEL
...then I turn you pale Naughties,
and hundreds more like you, blue...
and swipe...
PHASE 4A: SIT BACK, ENJOY PLAN and LAUGH.
GARGAMEL
Sit back, enjoy plan and laugh.
Gargamel and Azrael sit back, think, and laugh out loud.
PHASE 5: EXTRACT ESSENCE. We see hundreds of Smurfs strapped
into a massive, terrifying contraption.
GARGAMEL
...place you into a terrifying
machine to extract your essence...
VEXY
Will it hurt?
GARGAMEL
No, of course not. Don’t be silly.
Maybe a little. Moving on...
(ALT)
You’ll see. It’ll be fun!
Gargamel quickly flips through the screens
POWER” Flip, flip, flip...
“PHASE 6: ABUSE
GARGAMEL
Details, details... Outlaw the
cheeseburger. A pox on Valentine’s
Day! And we’re swiping, swiping...
(ALT)
Details, details... Establish
breeding program for slow-moving
mice...Why would I want slowmoving...
(realizing)
Azrael! Have you been tampering
with the plans?
Azrael lies, shaking his head No. Gargamel reads on...
TIME DISSOLVE
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12A.
Gargamel continues swiping. Azrael is passed out next to him.
10 cont
Vexy and Hackus look bored.
“PHASE 37: ABSOLUTE BAN ON PHOTOS WHERE YOU GIVE THE PEACE
SIGN.”
“PHASE 38: ABSOLUTE BAN ON FIST BUMPING AND HIGH FIVES.”
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12B.
GARGAMEL
Absolute ban on fist bumping and
high fives... and finally! Phase
39!
10 cont
...he gets to - “PHASE 39: ABSOLUTE POWER AND WORLD
ADULATION.” We see Gargamel at a Taj Mahal type palace with
hundreds of thousands bowing to him. Gargamel stops.
GARGAMEL
Ahhh yes, then I’ll have enough
essence to rule the world. Not to
mention - Phase 40...
Gargamel swipes the screen one last time. “PHASE 10: TOTAL
DESTRUCTION OF SMURF VILLAGE. We see an image of the Smurf’s
mushroom village destroyed in smoldering ruins. Gargamel
pauses.
GARGAMEL
The total destruction of Smurf
Village. Oh, how it warms the
cockles.
(then, getting choked up)
I’m sorry. I always get a little
emotional at this part.
Overcome with joy Gargamel nuzzles the screen.
Azrael MEOWS.
GARGAMEL
I’m wasting time? You sleep 18
hours a day and lick yourself the
other six.
(ALT)
...and nap the other six.
Azrael swipes back to Phase 2 with the Eiffel Tower.
GARGAMEL
Right. The very reason we chose
this resplendent metropolis; the
great iron antenna. The only way
to harness enough energy to create
a portal right into Smurf village.
(ALT)
Right. Right. The very reason we
chose this cheese-infested
metropolis: the great iron spire /
pillar / obelisk / monolith.
(MORE)
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12C.
GARGAMEL (CONT'D)
10 cont
The only way to harness enough
energy to create a portal (oh, I
adore portal creation!) right into
the heart of Smurf village.
Gargamel opens up a box and picks up his Dragon Wand.
GARGAMEL
Let us away!
Father.
Gargamel stops.
VEXY
Wait!
Vexy and Hackus are growing PALE AND WEAK.
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GARGAMEL
Oh. Yes, of course.
to feed.
13.
More mouths
10 cont
Vexy and Hackus line up like little birds, mouths open.
DRIP, DRIP - one drop of essence each.
GARGAMEL
(ALT ADDITION)
I didn’t hear “thank you.”
(Hackus BURPS)
Close enough.
The Naughties instantly feel better.
into his new Dragon Wand.
Now.
O.S. - KABOOOM!
11
He pours the last drops
GARGAMEL
To the antenna!
A clap of thunder and we CUT TO...
EXT. EIFFEL TOWER, PARIS - NIGHT
An intense thunderstorm around the tower. In silhouette, a
lone GARGAMEL conducts the storm with his wand.
11
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11 cont
A11
13A.
GARGAMEL
ALA-KAZAMM!!!
11 cont
KABOOOOM!! Lighting strikes the tower, ricochets around the
structure, hits a well placed COIL and becomes a tight laser
of energy shooting over the Seine and electrifying...
A11
THE REFLECTING POOL OF THE TROCADERO.
Electricity crackles
throughout the water. A WHIRLPOOL develops in the center.
11 cont
BACK ON THE TOWER Gargamel checks the Dragon wand.
COMPLETELY EMPTY.
Perfect!
B11
IT’S
11 cont
GARGAMEL
Just enough essence!!
The LIGHTNING STOPS. Gargamel flies across the river barrelling head first for the whirlpool which has opened up
to create A PORTAL.
B11
GARGAMEL
Ready or not, here I c12
WHANG! He gets stuck. It’s barely big enough for his
head. Gargamel SPINS AROUND like he’s in a washing machine.
Azrael and the Naughties stand at the edge of the pool,
laughing. Finally Gargamel manages to pull his head out. His
hair and eyebrows are ridiculous.
GARGAMEL
Seems I lacked sufficient essence
for a human sized portal.
Azrael MEOWS.
12
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12 cont
GARGAMEL
I have not put on weight! Maybe a
couple pounds. It’s these
croissants!
14.
12 cont
VEXY
Father, I can fit through there.
Hackus go!
HACKUS
Hackus go!
GARGAMEL
Well, let’s see. Eeny, meeny,
miney...
(ending on Hackus)
...moron...
Just then, Vexy STOMPS on Hackus’ foot, BOXES his ears, then,
while he’s reeling - leaps into Gargamel’s hand.
I win.
VEXY
GARGAMEL
Nicely played. Now I must warn
you, your destination is a horror;
a realm filled with the relentless,
crushing quiet [ALT: harmony] of
peace, punctuated by the wretched
cacophony of joyousness...and a
monstrously repetitive song.
(Vexy shudders)
Exactly. It ruined your sister.
VEXY
I hate her.
GARGAMEL
That’s the spirit! That annoyingly
perky Smurfette is a turncoat and
an ingrate! That ridiculous little
Papa Smurf brainwashed her and
turned her against me. Me? Of all
people?
VEXY
Poor Father. It’s such a shame when
evil is corrupted by good.
So true.
GARGAMEL
(MORE)
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14A.
GARGAMEL (CONT'D)
But she knows the secret formula.
So go and get her.
He aims Vexy like a dart and FLINGS her into the portal.
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13
15.
EXT. SMURF VILLAGE, WOODS NEAR LAKE - DAY
Smurfette is walking along the bank of the pond.
SMURFETTE
I just don’t get it. They know how
tough my birthday can be...and they
didn’t even remember.
She stops at the water’s edge and looks at her reflection.
SMURFETTE
Guess I’ll never really be one of
them.
Suddenly, Vexy RISES UP through the reflection!
Ahhhh!
SMURFETTE
Smurfette turns to run away but the voice stops her.
Please.
Escaped?
VEXY
Help. I escaped.
SMURFETTE
VEXY
From the evil wizard (panting)...
who made me.
13
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13 cont
SMURFETTE
Do you mean... Gargamel?
Gargamel make you?!
Vexy nods.
15A.
Did...
13 cont
Smurfette can’t believe it.
SMURFETTE
But he’s... that means... you’re
just like me.
(ALT)
I was...
VEXY
Smurfette rushes to her.
Vexy LEAPS UP and GRABS her.
VEXY
Gotcha!
(ALT)
...before you turned...
(gagging)
...good. Gotcha!
SMURFETTE
What are you doing?
VEXY
Father’s gonna be very happy.
Vexy starts dragging her towards the water.
SMURFETTE
Help! Heeeelp!!!! Code Red!
(ALT)
Help! Heeelp!
14
EXT. EDGE OF SMURF VILLAGE - CONTINUOUS
The party is almost set up when the Smurfs hear the scream.
HANDY
Smurfette’s in trouble!
They all drop what they’re doing and RUN toward the sound.
14
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16.
EXT. RIVERBANK - SAME
15
The Smurfs arrive and are STUNNED to see Smurfette being
pushed into the PORTAL.
GREEDY
She’s being Smurfnapped!
Smurfette!
HEFTY
Vexy looks up, sees the Smurfs. She smiles wickedly, then
shoves Smurfette through. She then jumps in herself.
VEXY
So long...
(a la Gargamel)
...Smurrrrrrrfs!
NOOOOOOO!
GUTSY
Gutsy and the others charge the portal, but it CLOSES before
they reach it.
BRAINY
It doesn’t take a genius to tell
you, but I will - this is the work
of Gargamel!
(ALT)
My powers of deduction lead me to
believe that this is the work of...
Gargamel!
16
EXT. REFLECTING POOL, TRACODERO - NIGHT
16
The swirling whirlpool portal coughs up Smurfette and Vexy.
GARGAMEL grabs Smurfette.
GARGAMEL
Ah, the Smurfette....
(devilish smile)
Welcome home.
Azrael glares at Smurfette, vengeance in his eyes. Smurfette
looks horrified. On GARGAMEL’S LAUGHTER - CUT TO...
17
INT. PATRICK AND GRACE’S APARTMENT - DAY
CHILDREN’S LAUGHTER. We’re in the middle of BLUE WINSLOW’s
three-year-old birthday party.
17
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17 cont
16A.
A bunch of children and parents, all sitting at kid-sized
tables. Patrick carries in the cake.
PATRICK
Here you go, Blue.
(then, to parents)
I think I have everyone’s issues
covered.
It’s an organic, gluten-free, antioxidant rich, sustainably-grown
acai berry cake with fair-trade,
non-dairy vanilla icing, all made
locally by a cruelty-free baker who
swears he’s never even seen a
peanut. Everyone’s good, right?
17 cont
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17 cont
17.
PCB/PEANUT MOM (CAROLINA)
Are the plates PCB free?
Wrong!
17 cont
PATRICK
Patrick spins to head back into the kitchen when Grace comes
out holding a package of plates that reads “PCB & BPA Free”.
GRACE
Actually, we’re good.
PATRICK
(turning back around)
We’re good! You see that, guys?
(pointing to package)
PCB & BPA free. There are
virtually no letters in these
plates.
Patrick puts an arm around Grace.
PATRICK
Boy, who ever thought parenting
would be so complicated?
PEANUT FATHER (JAMES)
Seriously? ‘Cause you guys almost
make it look easy.
PARENT #2 (HENRI)
You know Patrick...I’m sure he read
every book on fatherhood ever
written.
PARENT #3 (VANESSA)
You must’ve had a great role model.
(ALT)
What a role model you must have
had.
PATRICK
Me? Oh, um... not really. My dad
left when I was five. So the only
"roll" he ever "modeled" was the
one where you quietly "roll" the
car out of the driveway and never
come back.
Patrick waits for a laugh - but all the other parents just
stare at him, horrified.
PATRICK
What? No fans of abandonment humor?
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17aA.
Just then, the front door flies open and in walks VICTOR
17 cont
DOYLE, 55, a big, messy, blue collar, lovable bear of a man.
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17A.
HIS SHIRT IS UNTUCKED, HIS HAIR UNCOMBED, and he has NO
SENSE OF PERSONAL SPACE.
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18.
VICTOR
Am I late? Did I miss the
presents? All week I’ve been
tryin’ to sort out what to get
Blue. A toy? A game? A ball?
Somethin’ electric-like? Then I
said to myself, “What are you
talking about...get him
everything!!”
Victor pulls in a red wagon PILED RIDICULOUSLY HIGH with
PRESENTS of all kinds. He kisses Blue on the head.
BLUE
Grampa Vicster!
Blue!
VICTOR
Blue runs to Victor and Victor scoops him up.
VICTOR
(to Blue)
Happy Birthday, Blue. That’s right.
Now it’s a party!
A CURIOUS PARENT leans in to Patrick.
Who’s he?
CURIOUS PARENT (RUTH)
VICTOR
(overhearing)
I’m Victor, Patrick’s dad. And you
must all be his friends. Which
makes you my friends. So, let’s
go. Everybody up. Arms in the
air. You’re all gettin’ hugs!
Victor starts to make the rounds, hugging everyone tightly,
whether they like it or not.
CURIOUS PARENT #2 (DUSAN)
I thought you said your father left
you.
PATRICK
He did. Which paved the way for
him...my stepfather.
(ALT 1)
He did. Which paved the way for
this ball of fun...my stepfather.
(ALT 2)
(MORE)
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PATRICK (CONT'D)
This is my stepfather. He never
leaves.
Patrick pulls Grace aside.
PATRICK
What is he doing here?
18aA.
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GRACE
It’s Blue’s birthday.
him.
18A.
I invited
By this time Victor has made his way to Patrick and Grace.
VICTOR
There’s my Gracie. Come here,
darlin’.
(to Grace, embracing her)
Ever since Blue was born, I kinda
miss you being big as a house.
There was more of you to hug.
Victor gives her a hug then addresses the group.
VICTOR
(to group, re: Grace)
Let me tell you something. This
woman right here is a saint. She’s
kind, brilliant, generous and...
she does a mean booty-bump!
Victor and Grace turn sideways and bump booties - but the
impact sends Grace 5 feet across the room.
VICTOR
(to Grace, sotto)
Sorry, I forget we’re in different
weight classes.
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Patrick rolls his eyes.
19.
Then,
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VICTOR
(to all)
And now...
(turning to Patrick)
I saved the biggest hug for last.
Victor takes a couple of steps back, then...
VICTOR
C’mon, son. Let’s show ‘em how
it’s done.
PATRICK
Boundaries, remember. Boundaries!
Victor approaches Patrick, doing a slo-motion ape walk, and
scoops him up off the ground, bouncing him up and down in a
massive, prolonged bear hug.
VICTOR
(bouncing Patrick)
Ug-ug-ug-ug-ug.
PATRICK
(being bounced)
Don’t - like - this - at all.
Victor sets Patrick down, and then gives him a real hug.
VICTOR
(to Patrick)
Ahh yeah, there’s nothing like an
embrace between two proud Doyle
men.
PATRICK
I am not a Doyle man.
VICTOR
(ruffling Patrick’s hair)
Actually - you are. I legally
changed your name when you were 11,
remember?
PATRICK
Without telling me. And I changed
it back when I was 18.
VICTOR
(surprised)
Without telling me?
(then)
Well, aren’t you the sneaky one,
Paddy Doyle.
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Winslow.
Doyle.
PATRICK
VICTOR
19A.
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Winslow.
PATRICK
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VICTOR
(raising a hand)
Alright. A compromise.
hyphen-Doyle.
Winslow-
Victor coughs on Patrick.
PARENT #3 (VANESSA)
(whispering)
Hey, isn’t he the guy from those
corndog commercials on TV?
PATRICK
(trying to stop this)
No, no-CURIOUS PARENT (RUTH)
Hey, you’re right!
Loving it, Victor throws up his hands.
VICTOR
Well, you got me.
charged.
20.
Guilty as
PATRICK
Here we go...
Victor pulls out a thermal bag with a logo that reads
“Korndog King.”
VICTOR
The Korndog King!
(re: logo)
Always remember, regular corndogs
are spelled with a “C”. Mine are
spelled with a “K” - for “kwality” that’s how you know they’re better.
PATRICK
(to Grace)
See, this is exactly what he does.
VICTOR
And now, in honor of Blue’s
birthday, I’m going to distribute
to each one of you a free Korndog.
On the house. But don’t get it “on
the house.” [ALT ADD: Get it?]
I just made that up. Look for it
in the next commercial.
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20A.
Patrick cringes as Victor approaches the guests, who look
17 cont
utterly flummoxed. But Victor is clearly playing to Patrick.
VICTOR
Alright now - nobody say a word! I
am an expert at matching the right
face with the right dog.
(to Curious Parent #2
[Dusan] with bad Italian
accent)
Garlic and cheese - Buon Appetito!
(ALT)
Garlic and cheese for my paisan!
Buon Appetito!
(to Curious Parent [Ruth])
Teriyaki Dog. Kampai, ichiban!
(to Parent #2 [Henri])
Barbecue pork for my Homey.
PATRICK
Oh, my God...
Victor selects a kosher-labeled dog and hands it to a woman.
KOSHER WOMAN (ERIKA)
Is this kosher?
Victor rips the breading off the end, leaving an inch of
naked frank.
VICTOR
It is now! Mazel tov!
PATRICK
Perfect. If you can’t be
sensitive, just offend everyone.
(ALT 1)
At least he’s an equal opportunity
offender.
(ALT 2)
That’s great. Just offend everyone.
(ALT 3)
Perfect. Insults for all seasons.
(ALT 4)
(moving on)
Ooookay, everyone has their insult?
Nobody’s left out?
PCB/PEANUT MOM (CAROLINA)
Do these have any peanuts?
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VICTOR
What? I would never put peanuts in
a corndog.
20AA.
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Great.
21.
PCB/PEANUT MOM (CAROLINA)
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PCB/Peanut Mom nods to her son who TAKES A BITE.
VICTOR
(continuing)
We already fry them in peanut oil.
(ALT)
For the simple reason that it’d be
complete overkill - ‘cause we
already deep fry them in peanut
oil.
What?!!
PCB/PEANUT MOM (CAROLINA)
The BOY’S eyes widen. As his PEANUT FATHER lunges for their
diaper bag, Patrick drops his head into his hands.
VICTOR
What’s happening to that kid’s
lips?
18
INT. GARGAMEL’S SUITE - DAY
Gargamel has brought Smurfette back to his suite. Smurfette
looks terrified, but she’s putting up a brave front.
SMURFETTE
(defiantly)
You’re wasting your time, Gargamel.
Papa and the others are gonna come
for me.
Gargamel is nonchalantly polishing his Dragon Wand.
GARGAMEL
I don’t think so.
SMURFETTE
They came for Clumsy.
GARGAMEL
Yes, but you see... Clumsy was a
real Smurf.
These words jar Smurfette. It’s exactly what she’s been
fearing. She’s not a real Smurf.
GARGAMEL
Whereas I was the one who made you,
Smurfette. Darling daughter...
18
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18 cont
SMURFETTE
You’re not my father.
go!
Just let me
GARGAMEL
Smurfette, if you want to go
“home,” all I need you to do is one
little, tiny, itsy-bitsy favor.
What?
SMURFETTE
GARGAMEL
Just give me the secret formula
that Papa used to turn you into a
Smurf.
Smurfette is shocked.
So this is what he wants.
HACKUS
(jumping up and down)
Hackus blue! Hackus blue!
GARGAMEL
Don’t you see, my dear. It would
benefit us both. You give me the
formula. I turn my Naughties blue.
I use their essence to continue
doing my humble, yet wildly
successful magic show here. And
then I’ll never again have to
bother you or the rest of (that
unbelievably annoying) Smurf
Village that you seem to love so
much for some unfathomable reason.
(ALT)
...And then I’ll never have to
bother you or the rest of [that
unbelievably annoying] Smurf
Village again.
SMURFETTE
I don’t believe you.
GARGAMEL
Why not? I love it here.
(to Naughties)
Don’t I love it here?
(to Smurfette)
The people of this realm adore me.
They think - and this is them
talking - that I’m the greatest
sorcerer they’ve ever seen.
(MORE)
22.
18 cont
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18 cont
GARGAMEL (CONT'D)
Always clapping and cheering and
bowing. Completely unsolicited, by
the way.
SMURFETTE
I don’t trust you. I’m not telling
you anything.
GARGAMEL
I see. Well, perhaps you just need
a little persuasion. Naughties...
Attack!!!
Immediately Vexy and Hackus attack... EACH OTHER!
22aA.
18 cont
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18 cont
GARGAMEL
Not each other!
22A.
18 cont
They attack the cat.
GARGAMEL
Not the cat!
They attack the lamp.
GARGAMEL
Not the lamp!
Azrael MEOWS and shakes his head. Gargamel agrees.
GARGAMEL
Deeply, deeply disappointing
experiments.
19
INT. PAPA’S MUSHROOM - DAY
The Smurfs are crowded around.
19
Papa calls to them.
PAPA
Alright Smurfs, listen up. I saved
some grotto water from the last
blue moon for just such an
occasion. I was able to smurf it
into smurfportation crystals.
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19 cont
23.
BRAINY
So we don’t need a portal? Very
clever, Papa.
PAPA
Smurf-zactly. These will take us
directly to Master Winslow’s
apartment mushroom. If anyone can
help us, it’s he and Miss Grace.
CLUELESS SMURF
Are we having a birthday party for
Smurfette?
Smurf hands SHOOT UP - “Me”, “I’ll go”, “Smurf me!” etc.
PAPA
Now, now, Smurfs. I only had water
enough for 9 crystals. That’s me
and three others round trip, plus
Smurfette on the way home.
GROUCHY
Assuming you can find her - which
is doubtful.
CLUMSY
That’s not a very smurfy attitude,
Grouchy.
GROUCHY
Actually, for me, that was pretty good.
(alt:)
I said “doubtful” but was thinking
“impossible.” That’s progress for
me!
PAPA
(to group)
I’ll need courage, strength, and
intelligence. So... Gutsy, Hefty,
Brainy - you’ll smurf with me.
A Smurf in the front row raises his hand.
PAPA
Yes, Passive-Aggressive Smurf?
PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE SMURF
I just wanna say I think Brainy is
a really excellent choice. Good
luck with that.
19 cont
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19 cont
BRAINY
See what he does? Why doesn’t that
feel like a compliment?
(alt:)
See what he does? I detect that is
not a compliment.
23A.
19 cont
Papa crosses over to Hefty first to give him some crystals.
At the same time, Clumsy comes up to congratulate the three.
SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12
19 cont
24.
CLUMSY
Go get her guys! We know you can --
19 cont
Clumsy TRIPS and knocks into Papa - causing his hand to fly
up and send ALL THE CRYSTALS into Hefty’s mouth.
Oops.
CLUMSY
Hefty’s eyes go wide.
are stuck!
He points to his throat.
The crystals
PANICKY
Oh no! He can’t breathe! He’s gonna
die! We’re all gonna die! Ahhh!
GUTSY
Stand back. I know the Smurflich
maneuver.
Gutsy gets behind Hefty and starts Heimliching him.
VANITY
Oh dear, he’s turning blue-er!
GROUCHY
This is going even worse than I
thought it wou...
Suddenly, UMPF! - the crystals come SHOOTING OUT of Hefty...
three of which SAIL INTO THE OPEN MOUTHS of Grouchy, Clumsy,
and Vanity. Reflexively, they swallow - then look at each
other.
Oh no!
CLUMSY
VANITY
I get so puffy when I travel!
GROUCHY
Oh no, a pill on an empty stomach.
I’m going to get sick.
LAZY
Okay, three simple rules for safe
travel. One...
The others lean in, eager for the safety tips. But Lazy slips
into a deep SNORING slumber. Before they can wake him...
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19 cont
LAZY
(ALT 1)
This is just like the time that-Lazy drops into a a deep, SNORING, slumber.
LAZY
(ALT 2)
You’re going to get nasty Smurflag. I’ll be asleep for days.
POP! POP! POP!- Clumsy, Vanity and Grouchy DISAPPEAR
(Vanity’s mirror remains behind).
24A.
19 cont
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19 cont
25.
PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE SMURF
Papa, I’m sure narcissism,
ineptitude and pessimism will be
just as helpful. Good luck with
that.
19 cont
Papa picks up the other discarded crystals from the ground.
He puts them in his satchel - except for one.
PAPA
Why, thank you Passive-Aggressive
Smurf. I think.
Well...
(popping crystal in mouth)
...Smurf us luck.
BRAINY
By my calculation, they’ve got a
point-oh-oh-oh-three chance of
success.
CLUELESS SMURF
So wait, we are having a party for
Smurfette?
(ALT)
Okay, seriously, we having that
party or not?
Off the other Smurfs’ withering looks...
POP! - Papa’s GONE.
20
INT. WINSLOW APARTMENT - LATER THAT EVENING
The guests have all left.
Patrick is on the phone.
PATRICK
(into phone)
Well, I’m glad his throat opened
up, and his lips are back to
normal, and the red splotches are
gone, and...he can see again?
Great! And how was the ambulance
ride? That is fantastic -- and
again, we’re very sorry.
(hangs up)
So, Tyler can breathe again which makes two of us since his
parents are both lawyers.
VICTOR
So that’s why they overreacted.
20
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20 cont
PATRICK
They didn’t overreVICTOR
(interrupting)
I think he’s ready for this...
25aA.
20 cont
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20 cont
25A.
Victor crowns Blue with a little plastic KornDog King CROWN.20 cont
PATRICK
Don’t put the crown on him.
VICTOR
You loved this crown.
No.
PATRICK
I didn’t.
VICTOR
You wore it everywhere.
Never did.
PATRICK
Just then Blue lets out a giant, sloppy BRONX CHEER.
VICTOR
(sternly)
No, Blue! What are you doing? How
many times do I gotta tell you...!
(then)
You gotta do it like this - from
the armpit!
Victor shows Blue how to make fart noises from his armpit.
Now Victor unleashes an even bigger Bronx Cheer. Blue is
delighted, and emulates him. The two of them “cheer”
together. Patrick just stands there, mid-sentence. He heads
into the kitchen where Grace is cleaning up.
21
INT. WINSLOW KITCHEN - NIGHT
PATRICK
Do you see what’s going on out
there?
GRACE
They’re bonding.
PATRICK
Technically they’re spitting.
GRACE
Honey, Blue needs to learn that
“family” means more than just you
and me. It’s good for him to play
with his grandfather.
21
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21 cont
PATRICK
Step-grandfather...
GRACE
Why are you so down on him?
More LOUD BRONX CHEERS from the other room.
PATRICK
(to Grace)
That ain’t exactly gonna get him in
to Harvard, is it?
(alt:)
Gee, I dunno.
(alt:)
You’re right, honey. He’s
fantastic.
25AA.
21 cont
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21 cont
26.
GRACE
Come on, Patrick...
21 cont
PATRICK
Grace, he ruins everything. That’s
his gift. Ruining things. Like when
he first moved in with me and mom
and sent my parrot away.
(alt:)
Grace, he ruins everything. He
shows up and ruins things. That's
what he does. It’s just like when
he first moved into my house and
sent my parrot away.
GRACE
Your parrot?
PATRICK
My father’s parrot. When my dad
took off... it was the only thing
he left behind. I loved that bird.
Used to ride around on my
handlebars. Sleep on my headboard.
But when Vic came, we had to get
rid of him. ‘Cause Vic was
allergic.
Just then they hear a noise -- - WOOOMF, WOOOMF, WOOOMF.
GRACE
Helicopter?
They check out the window.
22
IN THE LIVING ROOM - Vic, still with Blue, hears the noise
as well. The air in the room seems to solidify, as a PIERCING
SOUND grows louder, like a bomb falling. Suddenly BOOOOOOM! - a small blue comet pierces the veil and CRASHES
into the pile of birthday gifts.
22
23
IN THE KITCHEN - Patrick and Grace push on the door to the
living room, but the tremendous air pressure holds it shut.
23
PATRICK
VIC, DO YOU HAVE BLUE!!??
SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12
24
27.
IN THE LIVING ROOM - Victor watches stunned as - from the
pile of presents - a big plushie corndog STANDS UP and starts
freaking out - running around, banging into stuff..
I’m blind!
Ahhhhhh!
VICTOR??
24
GROUCHY (IN PLUSHIE CORNDOG)
I’m blind!!!
VICTOR
GRACE (O.S.)
WE CAN’T OPEN THE DOOR!
Victor grabs a toddler chair. He raises it to hit the
“possessed” corndog when suddenly another comet pierces the
veil. It SMASHES into VICTOR’S FACE - CLINGING to it LIKE AN
OCTOPUS. Victor falls backwards onto the floor. IT’S
CLUMSY. He stares at Victor, eyeball to eyeball.
CLUMSY
Sorry. I was smurfin’ for the
pillows, but your face got in the
way.
23 cont
PATRICK AND GRACE -- hear that familiar voice.
Clumsy??
24 cont
23 cont
PATRICK
Victor swipes at Clumsy who jumps off him as a third
comet flies in - BOOM! - and lands on the coats on the
hanging rack. It’s Vanity - who immediately freaks out.
24 cont
VANITY
Where am I? This place is strange!
And terrifying! And...
He turns and SEES HIMSELF in the little mirror on the rack...
VANITY
(suddenly calm)
...sooo handsome.
(coyly, to himself)
Hello, you!
BOOM! - a final comet lands in the thermal bag.
Papa emerges with a corndog in his hat.
PAPA
Did it work?
A battered
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24 cont
28.
GROUCHY
(still “blind” in corndog)
No! We’re in the abyss! I knew it
would end like this!!
24 cont
CLUMSY
Watch out!!
Victor now has a PLASTIC LIGHT SABRE. He takes a SWIPE at
Papa who LEAPS out of the way. The sabre hits the top of the
plushie corndog - smacking it off of Grouchy.
Oh.
A24
GROUCHY
This isn’t the abyss.
By now the air pressure has returned to normal. The
kitchen door flies open and Patrick and Grace tumble in as
Victor raises the light sabre for another swing at Grouchy.
Victor!
PATRICK
Stop! They’re friends!
VICTOR
Friends?! They’re little blue
aliens tryin’ to steal our faces!
VANITY
Little? I’m high as three apples
and twice as polished!
(he smiles; his teeth
sparkle)
ALT:
CLUMSY
Little?! I’m three apples high!
(trips, lands face-first)
...least when I’m upright.
ALT:
GROUCHY
Who you calling little? I’m three
apples high! And you’re fifty
apples wide!
No.
PATRICK
They’re called Smurfs.
GRACE
(picking up Grouchy)
And they’re the sweetest things
you’ll ever meet.
A24
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A24 cont
Not me.
No.
GROUCHY
A24 cont
GRACE
Not you, Grouchy.
PATRICK
Papa, Clumsy. How are you guys?
Blue points and calls out.
Smurfs!
BLUE
Smurfs!
28A.
Smurfs!
PATRICK
That’s right, Blue. These are the
Smurfs we’ve told you about.
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A24 cont
VICTOR
If Blue likes the Smurfs, then the
Vicster likes the Smurfs.
29.
A24 cont
ALT:
VICTOR
Wait a minute! Are you saying
these things are real?
PATRICK
Yeah. They’re real. Don’t ask
how. But they are real.
PAPA
Oh my Smurf. Is that Blue?
CLUMSY
He’s huge!!
GROUCHY
I wouldn’t want to be the stork
that brought that guy.
PAPA
(re Blue’s mushroom)
Glad to see you are raising him
smurfy!
(ALT)
Glad to see you are raising him so
smurfily.
Grace turns to Vanity.
GRACE
And who is this handsome fellow?
VANITY
I ask myself that every day.
Vanity pulls a SLIGHTLY SMALLER, TRAVEL MIRROR out from under
his hat and glances at himself.
PAPA
That’s Vanity.
VANITY
(to Grace)
The pleasure’s all yours.
(alt:)
Nice to meet me, the pleasure’s
yours.
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A24 cont
29A.
GROUCHY (O.S.)
Little help over here!
Everyone looks over and sees Blue SHOVING GROUCHY into his
armpit, pumping for the RASPBERRY noise....
Blue!
No!
GRACE/PATRICK
Grace pulls Grouchy out.
A24 cont
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A24 cont
GRACE
Grouchy is not a whoopy cushion!
PATRICK
(to Blue)
Don’t squeeze Grouchy; you don’t
know what will come out.
BLUE
(to Grace, making icky
face)
He smells funny [weird].
GROUCHY
Yeah, I had a couple of extra
smurfberries for breakfast.
PATRICK
(to Papa)
So what are you guys doing here?
PAPA
Smurfette’s been taken!
Patrick and Grace are suddenly very concerned.
What??
GRACE
PATRICK
What do you mean “taken?”
VANITY
Snatched away by Gargamel.
PAPA
If we can find him, we’ll find her.
PATRICK
Well, that won’t be hard. He’s a
big star now. In Paris.
GRACE
I’ll start packing. Honey, get
Blue’s passport.
VICTOR
Yes! A rescue mission. I’ll come
too. You’ll need all the help you
can get.
30.
A24 cont
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A24 cont
30A.
PATRICK
Whoa, whoa. Wait! Blue’s passport?
Honey, we can’t just up and go to
Paris.
(”discreetly” nodding
toward Victor)
Especially not all of us.
GRACE
Alright, that’s one “no”.
votes “yes”?
A24 cont
Who
Everybody else’s HAND GOES IN THE AIR, even Blue’s.
BLUE
(laughing)
Daddy always loses.
GRACE
(serious to Patrick)
This is my Smurfette we’re talking
about. We have to go.
Patrick hears her and nods -- she’s right.
VANITY
If we’re going to be travelling,
then we must sing the ancient
travelling song for the safe return
of the Smurfs. It is a song that
requires multi-layered harmonies
and chord construction few humans
have ever heard. Lets make sure we
do this properly.
PAPA SMURF
(deeply contemplative)
Now. Let us honor those who came
before us.
Everyone goes right in to the “LA-LA-LALA-LA-LA-LA-LA” song.
Patrick covers his ears.
25
EXT. CHARLES DE GAULLE AIRPORT - DAY
25
The American Airlines 747 lands in Paris.
26
EXT. PARIS - DAY
Overhead shot of beautiful Paris, bathed in warm sunlight.
26
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27
30AA.
EXT. QUAINT PARISIAN HOTEL - DAY
A Peugeot taxi pulls up.
Victor’s got the bags.
Grace, Victor and Blue get out.
27
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27 cont
30B.
PATRICK
Alright. We’re all clear on the
plan, right? We’ll head over to
Gargamel’s show, see if she’s
there.
Grace holds up a Paris NEWSPAPER that shows Gargamel coming
out of a fancy hotel...
GRACE
And I’ll go to the Plaza Athenee
and find out what room he’s staying
in. Victor, you and Blue can check
into our room here.
VICTOR
(hesitant)
I-I...I was thinking...
PATRICK
No “I-I-I was”, Vic. That’s the
deal.
(then, to driver)
Le Opera House, s’il vous plait.
Grace looks at Patrick, impressed.
PATRICK
(French accent)
My French is tres sexeee, no?
(alt:)
My Frency, it ees verrrry suave,
no?
Grace approaches the window.
27 cont
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27 cont
31.
GRACE
Maybe I should get you a beret?
27 cont
PATRICK
You can’t handle me in a beret.
GRACE
Oh, really? Is that what you
think...
Patrick and Grace are now face to face, rubbing noses through
the window. Grouchy pops his head out of Patrick’s jacket.
GROUCHY
Get a ‘shroom!
(ALT 1)
Hey! Get a mushroom!
(ALT 2)
Hey! This is a family joint!
(ALT 3)
Is it just me or is it getting hot
in here?
Hey!
As the cab pulls away, the CAMERA CRANES UP. In the distance
is the Paris Opera. We hear Smurfs singing the La-La song...
28
INT. OPERA HOUSE/GARGAMEL’S DRESSING ROOM - DAY
CLOSE ON SMURFETTE -- staring forward. PULL BACK TO REVEAL
she’s tied to a desk lamp. The La-La song continues.
HER P.O.V. - is of the Sony Tablet. The song plays from it.
On the screen is the classic hypnotic swirl image. Gargamel
hides (badly) behind the screen.
GARGAMEL
Giiiiiiiiiiiive hiiim the
forrrrrmula. Yooooou wannnnnt to
giiiiiive it to hiiimmmmm.
Smurfette stands there with her arms crossed, defiant. The
screen reads “buffering.”
Finally, Gargamel pops up from
behind the screen.
GARGAMEL
Awwg! Really? You can just listen
to this song indefinitely? How is
it not driving you insane?
SMURFETTE
(defiantly singing along)
La la la la la la...
28
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28 cont
31A.
Vexy and Hackus are WRITHING IN AGONY, hands to their ears. 28 cont
VEXY
Make it stop, it burns!
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28 cont
32.
Hypnotized, Hackus’s eyes swirl and he passes out cold.
Azrael shakes his head. A VOICE comes over the speaker...
VOICE ON SPEAKER (O.S.)
Cinq minutes.
GARGAMEL
Ah, my public awaits. Once again I
must go astound and confound the
merry imbeciles.
Azrael MEOWS.
GARGAMEL
Out of essence?
MEOW. (Duh!)
GARGAMEL
Oh, we can still do the show...
(re: Smurfette)
Because I’ve got all the essence I
need right here, now, don’t I?
ALT: MEOW!
GARGAMEL
(ALT)
(To Azrael)
Sheesh, what a nag you’ve become.
(to Smurfette)
So sorry, my dear. I’m afraid it’s
time for a little snip.
(ALT ADD)
You won’t miss a few split ends.
(ALT ADD)
Don’t worry, just going to clean
you up around the ears.
Gargamel picks up a scissors and heads for Smurfette.
SMURFETTE
When Papa gets here, you’re gonna
be sorry.
GARGAMEL
I told you, Smurfette. Your Papa
is not coming - because your Papa
is already here.
(then explaining)
See? I’m your papa.
28 cont
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28 cont
32aA.
Gargamel takes a LARGE SWATH of Smurfette’s hair and SNIP. 28 cont
Smurfette GASPS - HORRIFIED - VIOLATED. But then she notices
the scissors have ALSO CUT HER BINDINGS.
GARGAMEL
(sticky sweet)
So either you can give your real
Papa the formula...
(very mean)
...or you can spend the rest of
your miserable existence being
harvested in my new super-powered
smurfalator.
(evil laugh, then casual)
It's up to you, my dear. Your
decision.
Just then Gargamel notices the snipped bindings.
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28 cont
32A.
GARGAMEL
Oh, and Smurfette...
28 cont
He places an upside down GLASS VASE over Smurfette’s head,
trapping her.
Nice try.
GARGAMEL
SMURFETTE’S POV - She CAN’T HEAR ANYTHING.
Gargamel’s mouth moving.
She just sees
Azrael MEOWS.
GARGAMEL
Don’t be absurd. Of course I won’t
let her go. Who am I? Sir GoodyGood of Two Shoes?
MEOW.
GARGAMEL
(a very silly laugh)
Ah yes. As soon as she gives up the
secret, I’m going to toss her into
the machine for a long life of
pain, torture, and suffering.
Azrael MEOWS.
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28 cont
GARGAMEL
Yes, yes, I’ll let you push the
button.
33.
28 cont
Gargamel turns to the Naughties.
GARGAMEL
Whilst I am gone, keep at her. Her
brain has been washed. You must
naughty it back up.
VEXY
Yes, father.
GARGAMEL
And if you see any other blue
smurfs about, take no chances.
Spirit (ALT: Get) her back to the
hotel immediately.
(to Azrael)
Eventually that meddlesome Papa
will arrive. He always does.
Gargamel crosses to a wall.
GARGAMEL
And if she knows he's here, she’ll
feel loooved and never divulge her
secret.
Gargamel SLIDES OPEN A PANEL in the wall.
GARGAMEL
Yes, yes, we must break her soon.
Now come. We’ve essence to make.
(ALT)
...to brew.
(ALT)
...to concoct.
Gargamel turns the La La song back on just as Hackus is
getting back up. BAAM! Hackus faints and CRASHES DOWN again.
Gargamel and Azrael disappear down the stairs.
ON SMURFETTE - She catches her reflection in the glass vase her half cut hair. She quietly SOBS. Never has she been so
alone.
A28
INT. PLAZA ATHENEE - DAY
Grace steps up to the hotel’s front desk.
A28
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A28 cont
GRACE
Hi. I was wondering if you’d be so
kind as to tell me...
33aA.
A28 cont
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A28 cont
HOTEL CLERK
(for the thousandth time)
...what room Monsieur Gargamel is
in? No. Hotel policy.
33A.
A28 cont
The Hotel Clerk steps away to do something else. Grace
stands there for a moment, then notices a flyer on the desk
for an Audrey Hepburn film festival. Hmmm.
B28
EXT. PARIS OPERA HOUSE - DAY
B28
Patrick’s taxi pulls up in front of the Opera House. Patrick
jumps out and runs up the stairs and enters.
29
INT. PARIS OPERA HOUSE - DAY
29
The beautiful, ornate lobby is practically empty. Everyone
is already seated. Patrick runs up the stairs heading for
the theater doors.
30
INT. PARIS OPERA HOUSE - MOMENTS LATER
One of the most amazing theaters in the world, packed with
people. Patrick enters just as the house lights dim. He
heads to the curtained exit by the stage and slips through.
30
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30 cont
34.
ANNOUNCER
Mesdames et messieurs - Garjamel le Grand!
30 cont
Lights up as Gargamel steps through the fog - then stops.
GARGAMEL
You call that a Shroud of Mystery?!
A wisp, at best.
(ALT)
Please pardon my inadequate fog...
ZZAPP!! He zaps the fog, which grows to fill the entire
stage. APPLAUSE! Gargamel steps through. Basks. Then
coughs.
*NOTE: Through the action of the following scene, Gargamel
continues his act O.S. with this dialogue.*
GARGAMEL (O.S.)
Good evening, unworthy admirers. I
am Gargamel the Great. Tonight you
will witness no trivial illusions,
but rather the most spectacular
genuine sorcery the world has ever
seen! Some of you may die...
(AUDIENCE LAUGHS)
Don’t know why that always gets a
laugh. The people of this realm
are bewildering.
(then)
But be warned! If any of your
beeping, ringing contraptions
should interrupt the demonstration
of my amazing wizardry, or should I
hear any crinkling noise from the
shiny wrappings of your
confectionery sweet meats... you’ll
all pay dearly.
(continues)
Now, in the event of a fire, and
there usually is one, feel free to
scream, panic and trample each
other like dogs. If my spectacle
is to be disrupted, at least I
should be amused.
31
BEHIND THE FRONT OF HOUSE CURTAIN - Patrick goes through the
curtain and sees a THEATER SECURITY GUARD.
PATRICK
(to Smurfs in Jacket)
A guard!
31
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31 cont
34aA.
The Smurfs duck down as Patrick approaches the Guard.
31 cont
PATRICK
Parlez-vous Anglais?
Non.
Great.
GUARD
PATRICK
Realizing the Guard won’t understand a word, Patrick speaks
in English - making it look like he’s talking to him.
PATRICK
Okay, Papa. Sneak out of the back
of my jacket while I’m talking to
this man and find the dressing
room.
The Smurfs slide down the back of Patrick’s leg and disappear
backstage.
32
INT. PLAZA ATHENEE LOBBY - DAY
A pair of FANCY HIGH HEELS steps onto the marble floor. PAN
UP PANTYHOSED LEGS, a smart BLACK SKIRT-SUIT to see... Grace in SUNGLASSES and chic FLOPPY HAT. She’s Audrey Hepburn.
Grace drops the film festival flyer in the trash and marches
to the front desk WITH ATTITUDE.
32
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32 cont
34A.
GRACE
I am outraged! Outraged I tell
you!
Grace SMACKS her LONG BLACK GLOVES against the counter.
HOTEL CLERK is immediately on his heels.
32 cont
The
HOTEL CLERK
I am sorry, who are you?
GRACE
I am Monsieur Gargamel’s manager,
Madame... Doolittle. I’ve just
returned from my Roman Holiday,
only to find my client greatly
displeased with his accommodations.
What is this... this outhouse you
call a room?
HOTEL CLERK
The Napoleon Suite? Madame, this
is the finest room in all the
hotel. What could possibly...
GRACE
For one thing it is on the wrong
floor. Nobody wants to be on
the... the...
HOTEL CLERK
The 5th floor.
Yes!
GRACE
That is too low!
HOTEL CLERK
But the 5th is our top floor.
GRACE
Then build another!
Grace SMACKS her gloves against the desk again, then turns
and walks away.
GRACE
(to herself, exhaling)
Oh, boy.
A32
Grace sees the elevators and decides to have a little looksee. She enters one and pushes “5”. The button doesn’t
light up. She pushes again. Just then an ASSISTANT MANAGER
enters and notices.
A32
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A32 cont
ASSISTANT MANAGER
Do you have your key card?
35.
A32 cont
GRACE
Yes, of course I have my key card.
I am a very important guest!!
The Assistant Manager watches her, waiting.
GRACE
I just... left it. I was having
breakfast... at Tiffany’s... and I
left it there. I’ll go back and
get it.
Grace hurries out of the elevator. As the doors close behind
her, she notices a sign that reads “Vestiaire des Employés Employee Locker Room”. Grace gets an idea.
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33
36.
INT. PARIS OPERA HOUSE - BACKSTAGE - DAY
The Smurfs have snuck past the guard. They quickly scoot up
the ropes and make their way across the rigging.
VANITY
Oh my Smurf! Look at that stage!
The curtains! The lights!
(then)
I feel a song coming on...
Vanity picks up a piece of something (which looks like the
Phantom of the Opera mask), takes a deep breath.
VANITY
(singing a la “Music of
the Night”)
“Smurfly, gently...”
(ALT)
(singing a la “Figero”)
“Smurf-e-ro! Smurf-e-ro!
Smurfero, Smurfero, Smurfero...”
Papa and Clumsy stop him.
PAPA/CLUMSY
Shhh!/What are you doing?
VANITY
What I was born to do!
[NON-SINGING ALT]
VANITY
Oh my Smurf! Look at that stage!
The curtains! The lights!
(then)
I feel a song coming on...
Papa and Clumsy shoves their hands over his mouth.
PAPA/CLUMSY
Shhh!/What are you doing?
GROUCHY
This whole thing’s gonna be a smurftastrophe.
PAPA
Now why would you say that?
33
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33 cont
36A.
GROUCHY
Our names are Grouchy and Clumsy and he’s got a flower behind his
ear.
33 cont
CLUMSY
Hey, I’m a hero. You just watch...
Just then Clumsy trips and almost falls off the rigging just catching himself. Grouchy shakes his head.
GROUCHY
No shame in giving up. Everyone
home.
(ALT)
Like I said. Smurf-tastrophe.
They continue towards Gargamel’s dressing room.
A33
DOWN BELOW Azrael is sitting in the wings. He SNIFFS.
Hmmm. Azrael trots out toward the stage, where Gargamel is
poised, about to amaze the crowd with is wand...
GARGAMEL
All hail! As the great and
exceedingly powerful Gargamel
unleashes...
Just then, Azrael arrives at Gargamel’s feet.
MEOW!
GARGAMEL
What are you doing out here? How
dare you! If you have to make a
boom-boom, your box is out back.
A33
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A33 cont
Azrael MEOWS.
37.
A33 cont
GARGAMEL
You smell something suspicious? Of
course you do. I’ve seen where you
put your nose.
The audience LAUGHS.
Stop that!
Gargamel doesn’t like it.
GARGAMEL
Why do you chortle?
MAN IN FRONT ROW
Le chat est petit!
What?
GARGAMEL
MAN IN FOURTH ROW
Usually, in majeek -- zee cats are
very big, no? Lions. Tigers...
GARGAMEL
You make a good point. On the
other hand... Silence, knaves! If
it is a big cat you crave, allow me
to oblige.
(then)
ALAKAZANIMAL!
ZAPPP! POOF!
Azrael is twice the size of a tiger.
AZRAEL
ROOOOOAAAAARRRRR!!!!
Gargamel is freaked for a moment, but quickly recovers as the
audience GOES WILD. Gargamel basks in their praise.
34
INT. GARGAMEL’S DRESSING ROOM - CONTINUOUS
The Naughties are discussing how to crack Smurfette.
VEXY
We need to come up with some
ingenious way to get Smurfette
talking. Got any ideas?
HACKUS
(”thinking hard”)
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
34
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34 cont
38.
VEXY
Never mind. I forgot you were...
you.
34 cont
ANGLE ON SMURFETTE - she is pushing against the wall of the
vase, moving it slowly towards the edge of the table.
VEXY
Alright, here’s my plan. We trick
her into being naughty. Use all
her goodness against her.
Once that happens, she’ll feel like
one of us and then...
Smurfette has pushed the vase half off the edge. Before she
can slip out it TOPPLES over, SHATTERING on the ground.
The Naughties stop and turn just in time to see Smurfette
leaping through an AIR VENT.
Oh, no.
35
VEXY
Get her!
INT. PARIS OPERA HOUSE - DAY
35
Gargamel is still on stage with Big Azrael.
volunteer from the crowd.
He can’t get a
GARGAMEL
Oh, come now. One volunteer to
stick their head in the little
kitty’s mouth. He just ate. There’s
a very good chance you’ll survive.
At the very worst, lose an ear or
get a bad haircut. Anyone?
Spotlights scour the crowd.
A35
No one raises their hand.
INT. EXIT TUNNEL - DAY
Patrick backs up to avoid the spotlight - and BUMPS into
someone. He turns, it’s...
VICTOR
(whispering)
Hey, how’s it going?
PATRICK
(shocked)
Blue! How did you--?
A35
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A35 cont
Blue stands next to Victor, messily eating a Nutella
crepe.
VICTOR
Yeah, yeah, yeah. Listen, Blue and
I couldn’t let you roll solo on
this. I know you and I have had our
differences, but when we face
danger (ALT. on foreign soil),
we’re all Americans.
PATRICK
What does that even mean??
VICTOR
Three generations of proud Doyle
men, standing shoulder to shoulder even though we’re all different
heights and what not.
PATRICK
We are not Doyle men.
38A.
A35 cont
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A35 cont
39.
VICTOR
Winslow-hyphen-Doyle. You got a
real bee in your bonnet about the
whole name thing.
A35 cont
PATRICK
You have to go.
VICTOR
After we get the Smurfette girl.
B35
Before Patrick can stop him Victor STEPS OUT into the aisle.
Gargamel is on stage, still trying to coax a volunteer.
GARGAMEL
(to crowd)
Trust me, eventually he coughs up
everything he eats.
Victor calls to him.
Yo!
VICTOR
Magic man!
The SPOTLIGHT hits Victor as he marches down the aisle.
VICTOR
Hand over the Smurfette.
GARGAMEL
You -- What did you say?
VICTOR
Are you deaf? [alt: are ye hard of
hearing?] You heard me!. Give me
the Smurfette. Now!
GARGAMEL
Who are you? How dare you!
(raising wand to fire)
ALAKAZ....
DUCK!
PATRICK
GARGAMEL
(firing)
Duck!
(then questioning)
Duck?
Gargamel FIRES THE BLUE BEAM which hits Victor and - ZZZZAP sure enough - transforms him into A DUCK.
B35
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B35 cont
39A.
VICTOR
Uh-oh. I’m a duck and I’m in
France. I don’t like where this is
headed.
(ALT)
Alright. I did not see that one
coming.
B35 cont
The audience APPLAUDS.
NO!
PATRICK
The spotlight swings over to PATRICK.
him immediately.
GARGAMEL
Great Merlin’s beard!
you!
Gargamel recognizes
I remember
Patrick turns his back to protect Blue as Gargamel - ZAPS! him. Patrick lets go of Blue as he’s levitated up over the
crowd. APPLAUSE. Blue watches, DELIGHTED.
BLUE
Daddy can fly! Daddy can fly!
Daddy! Go!
PATRICK
(feigning “fun” for Blue)
Love you, son!
Go
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B35 cont
40.
GARGAMEL
It appears we have a volunteer
after all, ladies and gentlemen.
(ALT)
It appears we have a volunteer at
last, ladies and gentlemen.
(then)
Open wide, Azrael.
B35 cont
Gargamel moves Patrick towards big Azrael who OPENS HIS MOUTH
and ROARS! -- the audience is GOING WILD.
36
INT. GARGAMEL’S DRESSING ROOM - DAY
36
The Smurfs fall in from the open transom window. Clumsy
lands and immediately busts into a series of crazy, BruceLee, kung-fu ninja moves - feet and hands flying everywhere.
Who-ya!
CLUMSY
Ki-waka!!
Clumsy kicks too high - his feet fly out and - OOOFF! - he
falls on his back.
GROUCHY
Good work, Clumsy. You just lost a
fight to an empty room.
37
INT. PARIS OPERA HOUSE - DAY
Patrick is floating down the aisle, about to go into Azrael’s
mouth when - Victor/Duck comes FLYING WILDLY at Gargamel.
VICTOR (DUCK)
(yelling)
Put him down!!!
(ALT)
You’re going down!
Victor/Duck flies into Gargamel’s face, knocking him down and
breaking his energy beam’s hold on Patrick.
Patrick CRASHES onto the stage in front of giant Azrael.
As Azreal is about to gobble Patrick, an errant wand blast
TRANSFORMS Azreal back to normal size.
Gargamel aims at Victor/Duck...
GARGAMEL
Cursed duck!
37
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37 cont
40A.
...but Patrick GRABS Victor the duck and DIVES off the stage.
37 cont
Dodging Gargamel’s wand blasts, Patrick scoops up Blue and
exits to safety.
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37 cont
41.
There’s a moment of stunned silence, then the audience
JUMPS TO THEIR FEET AND APPLAUDS.
37 cont
GARGAMEL
Uh... And that’s all the show we
have time for today. Goodbye!
Gargamel BOWS -- then exits in a hurry.
38
INT. GARGAMEL’S DRESSING ROOM - DAY
The Smurfs search the room.
38
Grouchy finds the hidden panel.
GROUCHY
There’s some sort of hidden passage
here.
Papa helps Grouchy slide it open. SPIRAL STAIRS lead down
into darkness. Vanity comes over and peers in.
VANITY
(to Grouchy)
Rage before Beauty.
(ALT)
Oooh, mysterious!
Meanwhile, Clumsy is on the table. He steps on Gargamel’s
TABLET. It COMES TO LIFE with a picture of Gargamel.
Ahhh!
CLUMSY
Freaked, Clumsy trips. The tablet falls to the ground - face
up. They all look at it - Gargamel’s face glaring at them.
PAPA
It’s some sort of magic window.
Just then they hear footsteps approaching.
PAPA
Quickly, Smurfs.
Hide it.
They all hurry down into the trap door (taking the tablet
with them) as Gargamel and Azrael enter. Gargamel seems
extremely on edge.
GARGAMEL
Naughties? Smurfette? Where are
you?! Your Papa's back!
A38
BEHIND THE HIDDEN DOOR
A38
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A38 cont
42.
CLUMSY
(whispering, shocked)
Her “Papa”???
A38 cont
Papa’s face flares with anger. Just then the trap door
opens. The Smurfs back into the shadows as Gargamel looks
around.
GARGAMEL
Are you down there?!!
Nothing. WHAM! Gargamel drops the door and the Smurfs FALL
DOWN THE SPIRAL STAIRCASE.
B38
UP ABOVE Gargamel turns to Azrael.
B38
GARGAMEL
They must have retreated to the
hotel.
AZRAEL MEOWS.
Gargamel snaps back at him.
GARGAMEL
Of course, we’re running out of
time! If Patrick of New Yorkshire
is here... Papa can’t be far
behind.
Gargamel and Azrael exit.
39
INT. GARGAMEL’S UNDERGROUND LAIR - CONTINUOUS
Clumsy taps the tablet and the LIGHT FROM THE SCREEN
ILLUMINATES... the sewer under the Opera House - massive
tunnels, tiled walls. And in the center of it all... a HUGE
TERRIFYING MACHINE -- rows and rows of Smurf-sized
containers... tubes that lead to a GIGANTIC VAT.
VANITY
Oh my Smurf.
PAPA
It’s a giant smurfalator.
GROUCHY
Why’s it so big?
39
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39 cont
Guys...
43.
CLUMSY
39 cont
Clumsy holds up the tablet. We see “PHASE 10: TOTAL
DESTRUCTION OF SMURF VILLAGE”. They all stare HORRIFIED by
the image of the smoldering village.
VANITY
(backhand to forehead)
Need a catch please.
Vanity FAINTS - falling backwards into Grouchy’s arms.
40
EXT. ALLEYWAY - DAY
40
Smurfette hurries down an alley trying to get away. She sees
the Naughties enter the alley behind her. She runs faster.
41
EXT. OPERA HOUSE/STAGE DOOR - DAY
Gargamel and Azrael come out the stage door.
the awaiting crowd.
41
Gargamel sees
GARGAMEL
Why is no one kneeling?
Haven’t
we been over this, people?
Gargamel ZAPS the crowd. They FALL to their knees in unison.
Azrael gives Gargamel a look.
GARGAMEL
(to Azrael)
It doesn’t mean as much if I have
to keep doing it myself. I want
them to want to kneel.
42
INT. GARGAMEL’S CARRIAGE - DAY
Azrael rolls his eyes as they get into the carriage.
Gargamel sits and then...
ODILE (O.S.)
Senor Gargamel...
ODILE is sitting opposite him in the carriage, her long
beautiful legs crossed in front of her.
GARGAMEL
(shocked)
What are you doing here?
(MORE)
42
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42 cont
43A.
GARGAMEL (CONT'D)
And why are you displaying your
legs in this fashion?
(ALT)
Why are your legs so long?
ODILE
Did you think that you could escape
to France and avoid me? We had a
deal.
GARGAMEL
What deal? I have urgent matters
to attend to. Be gone with you!
ODILE
You promised to share your secret
beauty formula with me. Remember?
Odile MOVES NEXT TO HIM.
ODILE
For one day, your incredible
formula transformed my mother back
into a ravishing beauty. Now, my
clients are all begging for it.
Even my teenage daughter wants to
try it... And she’s like me...
Odile seductively plays with what little hair he has.
ODILE
... she always gets what she wants.
Gargamel perks up. He grabs Odile’s hand to stop her from
playing with his hair.
GARGAMEL
You have a stubborn, intractable
daughter?
ODILE
You have no idea.
GARGAMEL
Suddenly you are of interest to me.
(to driver)
Onward horseman!
(to driver)
Giddy-up, horseman!
42 cont
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43
44.
EXT. PARIS OPERA HOUSE - DAY
43
As the carriage pulls away the CAMERA HOLDS and we see...
Patrick coming out of the Opera House holding Blue and being
trailed by Victor/Duck.
NOTE: JUST AS VICTOR IS UNKEMPT AND SLOVENLY AS A HUMAN, SO
IS HE IN DUCK FORM - LOOSE FEATHERS, FOOD PARTICLES ON HIS
BILL, ETC.
PATRICK
We had a deal. Didn’t we have a
deal? You were going to watch Blue
in the hotel.
VICTOR (DUCK)
What are you so cross about?
the duck.
I’m
PATRICK
Because you’re always barging in
and ruining everything. You're
like a walking disaster.
VICTOR (DUCK)
Look me in the eyes and say that.
I can't.
PATRICK
VICTOR (DUCK)
That’s right. ‘Cause it’s not
true.
PATRICK
No, because your eyes are on the
sides of your head!
VICTOR (DUCK)
Ah! All the better for me to see
your disrespect.
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43 cont
Victor turns his head and GLARES AT HIM WITH ONE EYE.
Patrick shakes his head and keeps walking.
45.
43 cont
PATRICK
Could you please hurry up?
VICTOR (DUCK)
Hey, I’m waddling as fast as I can,
alright? Maybe if you laid out a
trail of bread crumbs, I might be
inclined to walk faster.
(ALT)
Quack, quack. I can’t go any
quacker.
A43
EXT. SIDE OF OPERA HOUSE - DAY
Patrick rounds a corner - and SEES THE SMURFS climbing out of
a sewer grate with the Sony tablet. He hurries over.
Papa!
PATRICK
What happened?
PAPA
We must find Smurfette quickly.
Gargamel is hatching a terrible,
terrible plan.
Grouchy can’t help but notice...
GROUCHY
What’s with the duck?
PATRICK
No, that’s Victor. Gargamel turned
him into a giant duck.
GROUCHY
Bad country to be walking around in
as a duck.
VICTOR
That’s what I said.
A43
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44
45A.
EXT. SMALL PARIS SIDE STREET - DAY
44
Smurfette is running down a small street. She reaches the
intersection and stops. In front of her is a bustling Paris
square - shops, people, buses, scooters. She’s overwhelmed.
The pursuing Naughties finally catch up. Vexy NODS TO
HACKUS. She points to an old fashioned European CANDY STORE
across the street.
VEXY
Go get yourself in trouble.
you can manage that.
Trouble!
trouble!
HACKUS
Trouble!
Even
Hackus love
Hackus scurries off as Vexy approaches Smurfette.
VEXY
Hey Blondie, where are you going?
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44 cont
Smurfette stares blankly - lost.
got nothing... no one.
46.
Finally realizing she’s
44 cont
SMURFETTE
Leave me alone.
VEXY
Aren’t you tired of being alone?
(then)
I don’t know how you did it, living
in that village. I could never stay
somewhere I didn’t belong.
Smurfette looks at her.
Someone who understands?
VEXY
Look, Smurfette. I didn’t kidnap
you... I brought you home.
Smurfette studies Vexy.
Could she really mean well?
Suddenly they hear SCREAMS. Vexy looks into the Candy Store
where she sees CHAOS - customers fleeing. In the middle of
it all is HACKUS - SWINGING AROUND ON A GIANT LICORICE WHIP being chased by the CANDYMAN - with a huge WOODEN CUTTING
BOARD in his hand.
Hackus shoots gum balls out of his mouth like a water
sprinkler -- “phoomp! phoomp! phoomp!” Then
‘chachachacha,’ he resumes from his starting point.
BAM BAM BAM: Hackus fires, machine-gum style, into a huge jar
of jawbreakers which SHATTERS, sending little balls all over
the floor.
Candyman YELPS as his feet go every-which-way.
of frame with an O.S. CRASH.
He sails out
Unfortunately, Hackus’ own gumball “recoil” sends him flying
backwards, hard into a bowl of nuts...
HACKUS
Oooh! Right in the nuts.
He struggles in vain to climb out.
BACK OUTSIDE Vexy turns to Smurfette.
VEXY
Smurfette! He’s gonna be killed!
We have to help!
But...
SMURFETTE
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44 cont
VEXY
I thought you were supposed to be
good?
46aA.
44 cont
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46A.
44 cont
Vexy races into the Candy Store. Smurfette hesitates,
44 cont
confused. WHOSE SIDE IS SHE ON? Then her innate compassion
kicks in - and she rushes in. VEXY SMILES. Got her!
45
INT. CANDY STORE - CONTINUOUS
As the customers clear out of the store, the Candyman with
the cutting board is now joined by a YOUNGER HELPER. The
Candyman wields his spatula, the Younger Helper a frosting
gun. They’ve got Hackus cornered.
Smurfette enters the shop and sees a SPOON ON THE COUNTER.
She gets on one end and yells...
Vexy!
SMURFETTE
Vexy understands.
VEXY
Oooh, naughty!
Vexy jumps on the other end of the spoon, launching Smurfette
in the air.
45
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45 cont
47.
Smurfette lands on a JELLY FILLED DONUT. The jelly SQUIRTS 45 cont
OUT -right into the Candyman’s eyes. He STUMBLES backwards
and FALLS into some pans and trays. Smurfette then picks up
a RUBBER SPATULA and whirls it at the young helper. It
causes him to misfire the frosting gun into the face of the
Candyman - who crashes into some shelves - taking out both of
them.
Smurfette looks at Vexy and points - teamwork.
back - WOW! This girl’s got game!
Vexy points
Smurfette grabs Hackus and they JUMP onto a cart - which
starts rolling. Hackus SNUGGLES INTO HER lovingly as Vexy
RUNS and LEAPS on. The cart ROLLS OUT THE BACK DOOR.
46
EXT. ALLEY - DAY
46
VEXY
Nice move - stealing a cart!
SMURFETTE
I didn’t steal it!
VEXY
It’s not yours, is it?
HACKUS
Naughty, naughty, naughty!
VEXY
See, maybe we’re not so different
after all?
(ALT)
See? You’re just like us.
Smurfette has no answer.
be right?
47
She looks conflicted.
INT. GARGAMEL’S CARRIAGE - CONTINUOUS
Gargamel is riding in his carriage with Odile.
GARGAMEL
Tell me how you bend
daughter of yours to
(ALT)
Tell me how you bend
daughter of yours to
without killing her,
(then)
Yet.
this horrible
your will.
this horrible
your will of course.
Could Vexy
47
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47 cont
48.
ODILE
(moving in close)
As soon as you give me your secret
formula...
47 cont
GARGAMEL
Look, if anyone is going to get a
secret formula, it is I!
ODILE
What are you talking about?
A47
47 cont
Just then Azrael SPOTS the Naughties and Smurfette
rolling out of the alley in the cart. Azreal MEOWS.
GARGAMEL
Not now, Azrael.
A47
47 cont
Azrael MEOWS again. “Not now!” MEOW! “Not now!” MEOW!
“Not now!” Azrael and Gargamel get into a human/cat SLAP
FIGHT until Gargamel grabs Azrael and throws him OUT OF THE
CARRIAGE. Gargamel continues with Odile.
GARGAMEL
Now, back to your evil spawn.
48
EXT. STREET - DAY
48
The cart with Smurfette and the Naughties comes flying out of
the alley, hits a curb, and flips. Smurfette and the
Naughties fall right into... a big MUD PUDDLE. Hackus takes
a slurp of the mud.
HACKUS
Yum, pudding.
SMURFETTE
That’s not pudding! It’s mud.
Yum, mud.
HACKUS
He goes back for more.
Just then, they hear a HISS. They look up and see... AZRAEL!
- who POUNCES. They dive out of the way as Azrael lands
SPLAT in the mud puddle.
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49
49.
EXT. TUILERIES FOUNTAIN - DAY
49
Up ahead Smurfette spots a high fashion maternity shoot; two
FRENCH MODELS DRESSED LIKE STORKS are holding “bundled
babies”. Three or four ACTUAL STORKS stands near them.
SNAP, SNAP, SNAP. They’re posing, puckering, etc.
Quick!
SMURFETTE
Get on the storks!
They run down the street. Smurfette and Vexy leap onto one
stork. Hackus - always confused - LEAPS ONTO THE BACK OF ONE
OF THE STORK-CLAD MODELS.
Hackus!
HACKUS
Hackus! Hackus!
The Model FREAKS and SCREAMS, swatting frantically at the
creature on her back. Vexy shakes her head.
VEXY
Can you believe we’re related to
him?
SMURFETTE
Well... It’s nice to be related to
someone.
(then)
No, Hackus! A real stork!
The storks start FLAPPING and TAKE OFF. Hackus leaps from
his terrified Model onto an empty stork - but he’s facing the
wrong way. The two storks SAIL into the sky.
A49
EXT. PARIS SKIES - DAY
They soar over the city. The Naughties look down. They’ve
never done anything like this. They’re blown away.
VEXY
I can see forever!!
HACKUS
(hiding his eyes)
It’s like flying!
Smurfette shakes her head in disbelief.
VEXY
Did you do this a lot back in Smurf
Village with your sisters?
A49
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A49 cont
SMURFETTE
Lots of flying. Never had a sister.
(ALT 1)
Lots of flying. No sisters. Well,
there was my girlfriend in this
realm...
(ALT 2)
Lots of flying. No sisters. But
there was my best friend Grace...
49aA.
A49 cont
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A49 cont
49A.
VEXY
(cuts her off)
Well, you’ve got one now!
(ALT)
Well, you’ve got a sister now!
A49 cont
Vexy smiles and swoops her stork down. Hackus’ stork
follows. The endless skyline before her, Smurfette hesitates
a beat before joining in.
HACKUS
Hackus happy! Hackus happy!
Seeing him still riding backwards, Smurfette dives after him.
SMURFETTE
Turn around! Before you get
yourself killed!
Hackus awkwardly does as he’s told, just missing a crash.
HACKUS
(re: going forward)
Oooooh!
More like flying!
Smurfette save Hackus! Hackus
glad!
VEXY
That’s twice now.
Smurfette tries to ignore Vexy as they approach Île des
Cygnes where Smurfette sees the MINI STATUE OF LIBERTY.
fly by.
They
SMURFETTE
(re: Statue of Liberty)
Wow! They’ve got these everywhere!
50
INT. GARGAMEL’S CARRIAGE - DAY
Odile is taking a different approach with Gargamel.
ODILE
So this daughter of yours is making
you blue?
GARGAMEL
No, no, no! She’s not making
anything blue. That’s the problem.
I’ve tried yelling, hypnosis,
crushing her dreams, yet she
remains unyielding. It makes me
want to...
50
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50 cont
Cry?
ODILE
GARGAMEL
Flush her down the toilet. And
soon her tiny, bearded step-father
will be here to ruin everything!
ODILE
Have you tried ... kindness?
Kindness?
GARGAMEL
ODILE
Some praise maybe. A gift? Even
the most stubborn of us would
respond to that. Don’t you
think...
(MORE)
49AA.
50 cont
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50 cont
50.
ODILE (CONT'D)
(gagging)
...my strappingly handsome genius?
50 cont
GARGAMEL
Hmmm. Bribery and flattery to
soften her stoney heart. Counterintuitive, yes...but it just might
work.
HARD CUT TO:
ODILE
Good. Now, your turn. What is the
secret to staying beautiful?
GARGAMEL
You’re a cunning wench and you’ve
served me well. Allow me to
express my heartfelt appreciation.
51
EXT. PARIS STREET - DAY
51
WIDE SHOT of the passing carriage. The door opens and...
ODILE is TOSSED OUT. She sits up in the street as the
carriage continues on.
ODILE
Why must all the geniuses be
lunatics?
(ALT)
Ay! The streets of Paris are even
harder than I remember.
52
INT. QUAINT HOTEL - PATRICK AND GRACE’S SUITE - DAY
A simple two bedroom suite. Patrick, Blue, and the Smurfs
enter. Grace is there, still wearing the skirt-suit.
GRACE
How’d it go?
GROUCHY
How do I think it went? I’m with
Mr. Stumble-bumble and Johnny
Goodhair. Let’s just say, it was a
complete smurf-wreck.
(ALT)
It was a complete smurf-wreck.
52
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52 cont
51.
CLUMSY
No it wasn’t. We didn’t find
Smurfette, but at least we know
Gargamel’s plan.
PATRICK
He took her because she knows the
secret to turning his fake pale
Smurfs blue.
PAPA
He’d be able to make enough essence
to rule the world.
VANITY
And obliterate Smurf Village.
GROUCHY
It’s the smurfin’ Smurf-ocalypse!
(ALT)
It’s smurfin’ Smurf-ageddon.
GRACE
But Smurfette would never tell him.
Never.
CLUMSY
Right, Papa?
Papa looks WORRIED, but TRIES TO HIDE IT.
PAPA
(hiding his concern)
Uh... Of course not. There’s
nothing to worry about there.
GRACE
(looking around)
Where’s Vic?
PATRICK
Oh, right...
Patrick crosses to the window.
PATRICK
They wouldn’t let him through the
lobby so he’s flying up.
Huh? Patrick opens the window and Victor/Duck walks in off
the sill.
52 cont
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52 cont
52.
VICTOR (DUCK)
Hey, Gracie. Give us a hug,
darlin’.
52 cont
Victor/Duck opens his wings wide - a few feathers fall off.
Grace stares, shocked.
BLUE
Grampa Vicster is a duck!
PATRICK
Gargamel zapped him.
GRACE
(to Papa)
Can you turn him back?
PAPA
It’s a transformation spell.
can only last so long.
It
VICTOR (DUCK)
Everybody, relax. It’s not a
problem. But if you see me lay an
egg, it’s just between us.
GRACE
You don’t seem very upset.
VICTOR (DUCK)
It’s not in a duck's nature to get
upset. We like to let things...
roll off our backs.
Seriously?
PATRICK
You actually said that?
PAPA
That’s very smurfy of him.
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52 cont
VICTOR (DUCK)
Thank you.
(to Patrick)
The little Santa Claus-smurf
appreciates me. Maybe someday
you’ll learn to appreciate my
smurfy qualities too...
PATRICK
I’m not having this conversation
with a duck.
Patrick SNEEZES.
PATRICK
And now I’m catching a cold.
GROUCHY
Of course you are! Everything that
can go wrong, will. It’s Smurfy’s
Law!
CLUMSY
Would you stop being so negative?
GROUCHY
I’m not negative. I’m just
saying...
Vanity HOLDS HIS MIRROR UP for Grouchy to see himself.
GROUCHY
(into mirror)
...we’re in a hopeless situation
we’ll never get out of and we’re
definitely gonna be miserable or
dead for the rest of our lives!
(then, re: himself)
Holy Smurf! I’m a downer!
VICTOR (DUCK)
Listen to me, Grouchy-fella.
Nobody ever accomplished anything
positive by being negative. Okay?
PAPA
That’s a good one.
I like that.
All the Smurfs agree “Good saying!” “Very clever!”.
53.
52 cont
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52 cont
VICTOR (DUCK)
Thank you. I just made that up...
What am I talking about? It’s from
a calendar I keep on my desk. I
send one to Patrick every year, but
he never lets on he gets them.
PAPA
That’s not nice, Master Winslow,
you should thank people for gifts.
Patrick reacts incredulously.
VANITY
Hey, everybody, let’s sing a song.
Victor joins in the La-La-lala-la song.
Patrick rolls his eyes, then turns to Grace.
PATRICK
How ‘bout you? Any luck finding
Gargamel’s room?
GRACE
Yeah. He’s on the 5th floor. In
the Napoleon Suite. And here’s the
good news.
(proud of herself)
I borrowed a waiter’s outfit for
you - complete with a security card
for the elevator.
PATRICK
How’d you manage that?
GRACE
The Plaza Athenee laundry room was
paid a little visit by Audrey
Hepburn’s granddaughter international apparel inspector...
(with a flourish)
...”Madamoiselle Doolittle!”
53A.
52 cont
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52 cont
54.
Patrick stares at her confused.
52 cont
GRACE
I’m like smurfin’ Meryl Streep.
ANGLE ON Papa looking out the window.
A deep breath, then...
PAPA
I hope our Smurfette’s okay.
53
EXT. SKY - DAY
53
Smurfette and the Naughties are flying over the city. The
time of their lives. Smurfette sees Hackus is about to fall
off...
Hackus!
SMURFETTE
Smurfette leaps onto the stork with Hackus and rights it.
Hackus wraps his arms around Smurfette and holds on.
HACKUS
(hugging Smurfette)
Smurfette soft.
Vexy calls to Smurfette.
VEXY
Hey, you wanna race?
SMURFETTE
That depends. You wanna lose?
Vexy gets a devilish look in her eye.
VEXY
Oh, it’s on!
Vexy SWOOPS her stork down.
SMURFETTE
(to Hackus)
Hold on tight.
HACKUS
(delighted)
Okay.
Hackus nuzzles into Smurfette blissfully as Smurfette giggles
and swoops after Vexy. The two girls lead each other through
an unbelievable FLYING OBSTACLE COURSE RACE slaloming through
the incredible sights of Paris.
SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12
55.
53 cont
Along the way, Hackus gets ice cream in the face, doused
by a fountain, and somehow ends up wearing a skirt.
54
OMITTED
54
55
EXT. RUE MONTORGUEIL - DAY
55
In the market street, Gargamel hurries down the sidewalk.
GARGAMEL
(muttering to himself)
Kindness... gifts...
He’s stopped by a WOMAN selling CHOCOLATES.
WOMAN SELLING CHOCOLATES
Du chocolat pour votre fille?
GARGAMEL
Out of my way, hag!
(then, to self again)
Kindness... kindness...
WHUF! He shoves her aside. At the next stall is an angelfaced GIRL holding beautiful FLOWERS.
FLOWER GIRL
Des fleurs, monsieur?
GARGAMEL
Aww, what a delightful, gibberishblathering [-spewing] urchin.
(then)
Can’t you see I’m thinking of
kindness?! You meddlesome little
troll!
Gargamel pushes past the girl, looking from shop to shop.
GARGAMEL
What the devil does one give to
express kindness?!
He turns and sees something in A TOY STORE WINDOW. Gargamel
lights up.
GARGAMEL
Ahhh. What young woman’s heart
wouldn’t be won by that?
(alt)
Ah! What daughter of mine doesn’t
dream of that?!
53 cont
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55 cont
55A.
In the display is a “Gargamania Junior Magic Kit” complete
with a Gargamel action figure and Junior Wand.
55 cont
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56
56.
INT. QUAINT HOTEL - BEDROOM - DAY
Patrick is putting on the waiter’s uniform as he complains to
Grace.
PATRICK
He had no business being there.
GRACE
He was just trying to help.
PATRICK
Getting turned into a duck is not a
help. And why are you taking his
side?
GRACE
Look Patrick, I grew up in Northern
Canada. I didn’t have a relative
for a thousand miles. I used to
make pretend brothers and sisters
out of snow. Then every spring I
had to watch my extended family
melt.
PATRICK
(mumbling)
I wish Vic would melt. Or molt.
(alt)
Ooooh. Maybe Vic will melt. Or
molt.
GRACE
Look, I get it. Victor is loud and
pushy and has some big time
boundary issues. But he’s here,
isn’t he? He shows up.
PATRICK
Whether you want him to or not.
GRACE
Well I always heard showing up was
90% of the job. Lots of fathers
don’t even do that.
PATRICK
He’s not my father.
56
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56 cont
57.
GRACE
Well that’s too bad, because it
pretty much leaves you without one.
56 cont
Grace exits into the living room. Patrick takes that in for
a moment, then follows. We LINGER to reveal:
Victor the Duck waddles in from the balcony, his wings sag.
This is one slight that won’t roll off his back.
57
IN THE LIVING ROOM Patrick rallies the Smurfs.
PATRICK
Alright, guys. Game on.
Grace picks up Blue.
GRACE
I’ll stay here with Blue.
And Vic.
PATRICK
VICTOR (DUCK)
Actually...
PATRICK
No “actually’s”. And this time I
mean it!
(alt:)
No “actually’s” Vic. I mean it.
Unless you actually stay put.
Patrick turns to the others.
Let’s go.
PATRICK
They all head for the door.
GROUCHY
We’re gonna get Smurfette this
time. One hundred percent
guaranteed!
Everyone stops.
They turn and look at Grouchy.
PAPA
What did you just say, Grouchy?
GROUCHY
Don’t call me Grouchy anymore.
(ALT)
(MORE)
57
SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12
GROUCHY (CONT'D)
No longer shall I be called
Grouchy.
(cont)
I am changing my tune. From now
on...
(hands on hips)
...I am Positive Smurf.
57 cont
ALT:
GROUCHY
(hands on hips, throws
shoulders back)
...I am Positive Smurf!
(then)
Ow, I hurt my back.
PAPA
You’ll get the hang of it.
57A.
57 cont
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58
58.
INT. PLAZA ATHENEE HOTEL - SERVICE AREA - AFTERNOON
Azrael enters, wet and muddy.
58
A BELL MAN spots him.
BELL MAN
Ah, le chat VIP. Please, I will
take you to your room.
The Bell Man leads Azrael to the elevator. They pass a
telephone that rings. A HOTEL DESK CLERK answers.
HOTEL DESK CLERK
Room service.
59
INT. CAB - CONTINUOUS
Patrick and the Smurfs are in a Toyota cab. Patrick is on
his cell doing an eerily good Gargamel impersonation.
PATRICK (DOING GARGAMEL)
...Listen well, you slack-jawed
knave.
HOTEL CLERK
Hello, Monsieur Gargamel.
PATRICK (DOING GARGAMEL)
I want ale, curds and blistered
meats sent to my room in ten
minutes - or I will turn you into a
legless tree sloth!
Patrick hangs up.
He looks over at the Smurfs.
PATRICK
How was that...
(chillingly well)
Smurrrrrfs??
Clumsy and Grouchy shudder and cower behind Papa.
59
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59 cont
58A.
PATRICK
Guys, relax. I’m just messing
(ALT: smurfing) with you.
59 cont
PAPA
That is just not funny, Master
Winslow.
60
INT. QUAINT HOTEL - PATRICK AND GRACE’S SUITE - AFTERNOON
The CAMERA PANS across the open bedroom
Grace and Blue have fallen asleep. The
Victor/Duck, who standing on the coffee
death. He’s FLIPPING THROUGH THE DRINK
various pictures of waterfowl.
door. Inside we see
CAMERA LANDS on
table, bored to
COASTERS that have
60
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60 cont
Duck.
59.
VICTOR (DUCK)
Duck. Duck. Goose.
60 cont
Just then something catches his eye on the rug by the door.
He waddles over to find... THE KEY CARD. Oh no! It must’ve
fallen out of the uniform!
VICTOR (DUCK)
Whoa! Patrick’s key card. He’s
gonna need this.
Victor looks at the open window.
VICTOR (DUCK)
I’ll show him I’m more than just
some...eccentric waterfowl!
61
INT. PLAZA ATHENEE - KITCHEN - AFTERNOON
61
Patrick enters the HUGE BUSTLING KITCHEN dressed as a waiter.
He finds a food cart marked “MSSR GARGAMEL. SUITE NAPOLEON.”
Le bingo.
(ALT)
Bingo.
PATRICK
He discretely pushes the cart out the double doors into...
A61
THE SERVICE HALLWAY where he opens his white coat and the
Smurfs slip out. They head for the dome covered food dishes.
PATRICK
Okay guys, listen. When we get in
the room, if there’s any problem...
GROUCHY
There’s no such thing as problems,
my friend. Only smurfitunities.
VANITY
You’re freaking me out, Grouchy.
GROUCHY
(angrily)
I’m Positive Smurf!
They reach the service elevator. Patrick pushes the cart in,
takes out his ELEVATOR KEY, swipes it, and hits the top
button. Just then...
A61
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A61 cont
Psst.
VICTOR (O.S.)
Patrick Winslow-Doyle!
60.
A61 cont
Patrick sticks his head out of the elevator and sees
Victor/Duck hiding behind a plant.
PATRICK
What are you doing here?
VICTOR (DUCK)
Saving your tail feather. Now
c’mere! I got something you need
for your mission.
Patrick stares at him.
Hurry up.
argue!
VICTOR (DUCK)
There’s no time to
Patrick steps out of the elevator.
displays...
Victor proudly
VICTOR (DUCK)
It’s the security card for the
elevator.
PATRICK
(holding up)
I have the security card.
(re: Victor’s card)
That’s our room key.
Oh.
VICTOR (DUCK)
(then)
Well, now when you come back,
you’ll be able to get in - no
problem.
Victor slides over the card.
VICTOR (DUCK)
You’re welcome.
Just then the doors to the elevator start to close. Patrick
rushes over, but... it’s too late. It’s heading up.
No!
PATRICK
Victor lowers his ducky head with a SIGH.
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A61 cont
60A.
Just then a SOUS-CHEF passes, wearing a large set of red
A61 cont
Beats headphones, head bobbing to the music, and sees a duck
behind a plant.
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A61 cont
61.
SOUS-CHEF
(speaking a little too
loudly)
How did you get out!? We need you
for the duck a l’orange!
(ALT)
How did you get out?!
A61 cont
The Sous-Chef grabs Victor/Duck.
VICTOR (DUCK)
Put me down!
The Sous-Chef doesn’t hear Victor over the music in his
headphones.
VICTOR (DUCK)
Hey!!! You wanna piece of me?
....No no no, that’s not what I
meant.
Sous-Chef continues to the kitchen... right past a sign that
reads “SPÉCIALE DE CE SOIR - DUCK A L’ORANGE”. Victor looks
back at Patrick wide-eyed.
VICTOR (DUCK)
Oh sure, it starts with the ducks,
but soon, no one is safe!
Patrick shakes his head.
PATRICK
Unbelievable...
(ALT)
Unduckingbelievable...
(alt)
What a quack.
Patrick doesn’t want to... but he follows after the waiter.
62
EXT. PENTHOUSE FLOOR/HALLWAY - CONTINUOUS
DING! The service elevator opens. The food cart sits there.
One of the domed lids tilts up and the Smurfs peek out.
PAPA
Master Winslow?
Where are you?
Just then a ROOM SERVICE WAITER comes down the hall. The
Smurfs quickly drop the dome. The waiter sees the unmanned
cart, checks the ticket...
62
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62 cont
61A.
ROOM SERVICE WAITER
Mssr Gargamel??
62 cont
Eager not to anger a volatile guest, he pulls the cart from
the elevator and pushes it towards the Napoleon suite.
63
EXT. PLAZA ATHENEE - LOBBY - AFTERNOON
A happy looking Gargamel approaches the hotel. The DOORMEN
is KNEELING to TIE HIS SHOE. He looks up and sees...
DOORMEN
Monsieur Gargamel.
Gargamel stops.
knees.
He can’t believe someone is finally on his
GARGAMEL
(re: kneeling)
Aargamel the Perfect be praised.
Finally. Someone gets me!
(MORE)
63
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63 cont
62.
GARGAMEL (CONT'D)
(then, to a passing
pedestrian)
Is this so hard?
63 cont
Gargamel enters the hotel.
64
INT. GARGAMEL’S SUITE - AFTERNOON
64
The door opens and the Room Service Waiter pushes the cart
inside where... a freshly bathed Azrael sits on an ottoman.
ROOM SERVICE WAITER
‘Allo, kee-tee. Ere is jour room
service.
UNDER THE DOMED LID - the Smurfs whisper.
We’re in.
PAPA
VANITY
What do we do now?
CLUMSY
What Gutsy would do: kick blue butt
and take names at a later time.
Let’s light this fuse!
Before the others can object, Clumsy THROWS OFF THE LID and
strikes a KARATE POSE...
Hiii-yaaa!
CLUMSY
...then slips and falls. Azreal and the Waiter see the
Smurfs. The WAITER FREAKS.
Ahhhhhhh!
ROOM SERVICE WAITER
Reflexively, the Waiter PUSHES the cart away - then turns and
runs for the door.
THE CART goes rolling towards the open French doors - but it
is too wide to fit through the opening. CLUNK! It slams to
a stop in the doorway but the momentum sends all the plates with the Smurfs on them - SLIDING and CRASHING onto the
balcony.
A64
Caught in the cascade of food and plates, the Smurfs slide
all the way across the balcony, barely catching on to the
iron railing to keep from going over the side. Grouchy looks
down at the five story drop they barely avoided.
A64
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A64 cont
GROUCHY
(to Clumsy)
Are you smurfin’ kidding me?!
nearly... I mean, good try.
62A.
A64 cont
You
Vanity crawls out of the mess, COVERED IN FOOD SLIME.
VANITY
(disgusted)
Oh. My. Smurf. I’m covered in
filth.
Suddenly, Azrael jumps up on the cart and HISSES!
sees himself reflected in the cat’s eyes.
Vanity
VANITY
But I admit, I wear it well.
(ALT:)
Does anyone have a mint?
(off their looks)
If this is going to be my last
breath, I want it to be fresh.
Azrael crouches to pounce. Vanity DIVES BACK into the food
and plate wreckage - as do the other Smurfs. Azrael LEAPS AT
THEM but in mid-air... two storks come SOARING IN the open
French doors and KNOCK Azrael back into the room.
B64
IN THE SUITE - storks are flapping madly around the room. One
stork knocks a champagne bucket over. It falls on Azrael,
TRAPPING HIM UNDERNEATH.
SMURFETTE
That will do, stork.
B64
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B64 cont
63.
Vexy and Smurfette shoo the storks out and then Hackus
SLAMS the doors shut. The door latch falls into place LOCKED.
B64 cont
Smurfette and the Naughties are caught up in the exuberance
of the adventure they just had.
VEXY
That was awesome!
SMURFETTE
High fours!
Smurfette high-fours Hackus...
HACKUS
Hackus happy! Hackus happy!
BWAMOOOAGAGAMOOGA!!!
...then Smurfette turns to Vexy. She feels connected in a
way she hasn’t in a long while. Enjoying the moment,
Smurfette pulls Vexy into a hug. Vexy freaks out!
VEXY
What are you doing?!!
SMURFETTE
(letting go)
I’m just hugging you. Haven’t you
ever been hugged?
Vexy’s silence says everything. Smurfette steps up and hugs
her again. This time, Vexy tentatively alows it. Hackus sees
this.
HACKUS
Hackus hug! Hackus hug!
Hackus joins in, too.
C64
One big embrace - a true Smurf Hug.
ON THE BALCONY the Smurfs emerge again from the food
rubble. They see Smurfette for the first time...
CLUMSY
There she is!
...but she’s hugging the pale Smurfs...
GROUCHY
What is she doing?
C64
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D64
64.
BACK INSIDE, Smurfette turns and SEES HER REFLECTION IN THE
GLASS DOOR -- (it’s like a mirror and she clearly can’t see
out onto the balcony) Her clothes are torn and dirty, her
hair dark with grit, half-cut off. She FITS IN PERFECTLY.
D64
VEXY
(re: reflection)
See? Now that’s the real you.
Smurfette nods.
E64
Yeah, maybe it is.
ON THE BALCONY Papa and the others watch - shocked.
They all try and call to her...
Smurfette!
E64
SMURFS
Smurfette!
...but she can’t hear them.
VANITY
Wow, she’s really let herself go.
PAPA
She’s confused.
door open.
Help me get this
GROUCHY
It’s called Smurf-holme syndrome.
You become sympathetic to your
captors.
PAPA
We have to get to her before she
turns!
Papa and the Smurfs rush to the sliding door.
65
Just as...
INSIDE the front door of the suite opens and GARGAMEL ENTERS.
65
GARGAMEL
(reminding self)
Kindness... kindness... kindness...
(SHUDDERS, then)
Ahem. Little children, Daddy’s
home! And he brought presents - in
order to express kindness towards
you!
A65
OUT ON THE BALCONY, the Smurfs freeze.
A65
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A65 cont
Gargamel!
64A.
PAPA
A65 cont
CLUMSY
He’s gonna kill her! We have to
get her out of there!!
They desperately try and open the door, but it’s locked.
B65
INSIDE, Gargamel crosses to Smurfette with a wrapped present.
GARGAMEL
I think we got off on the
foot. Happy Birthday, my
Seems like only yesterday
my little gob of clay and
putrid ingredients.
B65
wrong
dear.
you were
assorted
Smurfette is surprised.
SMURFETTE
You remembered my birthday?
GARGAMEL
Of course. We’re family. Families
don’t forget things like that.
By the way, your little blue steppapa never came, did he? I'm so
sorry. That must really sting.
Perhaps this little trinket will
cheer you up.
(handing her the gift)
Happy Birthday.
C65
OUT ON THE BALCONY - Papa and the others stop. They watch in
dismay as Smurfette accepts the gift from Gargamel.
C65
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C65 cont
66
Oh, no.
65.
PAPA
C65 cont
INT. PLAZA ATHENEE - KITCHEN - AFTERNOON
66
Patrick sneaks into a back room storage area. Inside is a
pen with a dozen live ducks wandering around. Patrick
SNEEZES as he approaches the pen. He tries to identify
Victor.
PATRICK
Alright, if it looks like a duck,
quacks like a duck, and smells like
a corndog...
One duck raises its wing.
VICTOR
Hey, those corndogs put a roof over
your head!
Let’s go.
PATRICK
Patrick reaches for Victor.
Victor backs off.
VICTOR
Whoa, whoa, whoa! What about my
brothers? We can’t just leave them
here - to get eaten.
PATRICK
You just met them!
Victor puts his wings around two ducks.
VICTOR
This is my flock. I can’t just
leave ‘em behind.
(ALT)
Birds of a feather, my friend.
Birds of a feather.
(ALT)
Where there’s a quill, there’s a
way.
Patrick clenches his jaw, beyond frustrated.
67
INT. GARGAMEL’S SUITE - AFTERNOON
Smurfette is still looking at her wrapped present.
67
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67 cont
66.
GARGAMEL
Go ahead, my dear. Open your gift.
67 cont
Smurfette hesitates. Hackus can’t stand the anticipation any
longer. He dives on the present and starts ripping it open.
HACKUS
Hackus open! Hackus open!
It’s the Gargamel action figure.
HACKUS
(a la Gargamel)
Bow! Kneel! BWAMOOOAGAGAMOOGA!!
Smurfette and Vexy laugh.
Gargamel is less pleased.
GARGAMEL
(for Smurfette’s benefit)
Ha, ha, ha. Delightful rendition.
(then, sotto to Hackus)
Keep it up no-neck and I’ll turn
you into a cross-eyed newt.
Hackus goes quiet. Meanwhile, Smurfette picks up the tiny
wand from the gift set and examines it. Gargamel sees her.
GARGAMEL
Yes. A [ALT: magic] wand of your
very own. Do you like it? Oh,
silly me. I forgot to turn it on.
Gargamel pours one drop of essence into her wand.
GARGAMEL
There we are. Go on.
afraid.
(ALT ADD)
It’s your birthright.
Don’t be
Smurfette stares at the wand, then turns it towards Gargamel.
SMURFETTE
How do you know I won’t use it on
you?
Gargamel didn’t think of that.
He fakes a smile.
GARGAMEL
How do I... I...
(then, composed)
Because Smurfette, I am your
father. Search your feelings - you
know it to be true.
(MORE)
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67 cont
GARGAMEL (CONT'D)
(ALT)
You wouldn’t hurt your own father.
66aA.
67 cont
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66A.
67 cont
She looks at Gargamel, raises the wand...
A67
ON THE BALCONY the Smurfs watch Smurfette with the wand.
67 cont
A67
GROUCHY
She’s gonna zap him!
CLUMSY
Get him Smurfette!
B67
INSIDE, Smurfette, a bit intoxicated, fires at the wet bar.
Bottles POP, champagne shoots out everywhere. Everyone
CHEERS.
B67
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B67 cont
SMURFETTE
Can you sing the La-La-La song?
67.
B67 cont
GARGAMEL
I’d rather not.
SMURFETTE
Please, it’s what I do at home.
Gargamel begrudgingly starts to sing.
Smurfette suddenly turns and ZAPS the upside down champagne
bucket - it flies against the wall. Azrael FALLS OUT landing on the floor. A beat then - CLONK! - the bucket
falls on his head.
Everyone LAUGHS again! Gargamel steps up behind Smurfette,
holding the wand -- just like in her nightmare.
GARGAMEL
Wonderful. Wonderful.
(then)
You truly are daddy’s little girl.
(ALT)
See, Smurfette. Don’t you feel at
home?
C67
ON THE BALCONY the Smurfs can’t believe their eyes.
C67
CLUMSY
(despairing)
Papa, what’s happening?
D67
INSIDE Smurfette takes aim at the giant mirror on the wall.
D67
E67
ON THE BALCONY Papa can see Smurfette’s reflection in the
mirror. It looks like SHE’S POINTING THE WAND RIGHT AT THEM.
E67
No!
PAPA
F67
Smurfette fires. The BOLT OF ENERGY RICOCHETS off the mirror
and shoots through the glass doors - right into the Smurfs.
F67
G67
The SMURFS GO SAILING BACKWARDS - off the balcony...
G67
68
EXT. BACK DOORS - PLAZA ATHENEE - LATE AFTERNOON
The hotel service doors open. A GAGGLE OF DUCKS RUSHES/FLIES
out. Behind them is an angry Patrick carrying Victor/Duck.
68
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68 cont
VICTOR
Take to the skies lads!
last! Free at last!
Free at
PATRICK
What are you? Martin Luther Wing?
(ALT)
Shake a tail feather. We wouldn’t
be in this mess without you.
67aA.
68 cont
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68 cont
67A.
VICTOR (DUCK)
Don’t lecture me, Mr. Patrick Idon't-ever-make-any-mistakes-hyphenDoyle.
(ALT)
Oh that’s right. Make a joke of it,
Mister “masking-his-fear-of-thingsnot-going-exactly-as-planned”hyphen-Doyle.
(ALT 2)
Oh, that’s it. Joke it up, funny
boy. But I’m proud as a peacock to
be a freedom flighter!
Just then WE HEAR SCREAMS from above. Patrick and Victor
look up to see Papa, Clumsy, and Grouchy FALLING from the
balcony.
VICTOR (DUCK)
What the QUACK is that?!
He points his wing. WOOMF. It turns to a hand.
Uh oh.
VICTOR
68 cont
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68.
A68
As he glides underneath them suddenly his body begins to
TWITCH and QUIVER then... POOF! - the rest of him is
transformed back into HUMAN FORM - except now he’s butt
naked.
A68
B68
The Smurfs land on Victor’s back, but his trajectory
redirects them and they all sail directly into... a HUGE
LAUNDRY BIN - full of dirty sheets and towels.
B68
ANGLE ON VICTOR - his mid-section covered by the laundry.
VICTOR
What happened?
Papa, Clumsy and Grouchy pop up from out of the laundry. We
hear a muffled “Hellooo!”. Victor reaches down and pulls
out... Vanity, looking completely disheveled.
VANITY
Oh, the ignominy.
(ALT 1)
Oh, the shame.
(ALT 2)
(to others, admonishing)
This never happened.
(ALT 3)
AVERT your eyes! I’m hideous!
Hideou-(adjust hat)
That’s better. Quite nice
actually.
Security guards chase them away.
69
INT. GARGAMEL’S SUITE - LATE AFTERNOON
The Naughties are with Smurfette on one side of the room still trying out her wand. Meanwhile Azrael, still a little
groggy, approaches Gargamel and MEOWS.
GARGAMEL
What do you mean “Smurfs were
here”? In THIS ROOM? Why didn’t
you say so?
Azrael gives him a look.
Gargamel glances over at Smurfette.
69
SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12
69 cont
70
GARGAMEL
She mustn’t learn of this. We have
to get her away from here - and
obtain the formula - NOW!
(calling to her sweetly)
Smurfette, are you ready to go
celebrate, my dear?
68A.
69 cont
INT. QUAINT HOTEL SUITE - EVENING
Patrick is with Grace in the living area, in the middle of a
heated conversation.
PATRICK
We were this close to getting
Smurfette back. Now, who knows what
Gargamel’s doing with her? All
thanks to that walking Korn-dog
disaster.
GRACE
Okay, indoor voice.
to breathe...
And remember
PATRICK
I want him gone!
GRACE
Patrick, he’s your dad.
70
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70 cont
Nope.
PATRICK
That’s one thing he’s not!
69.
70 cont
VICTOR (O.S.)
He’s right, Grace.
They turn and see Victor who’s emerged from the bedroom fully
dressed.
VICTOR
I’m not his father. His real
father left and started a new
family. And he’s been mad [ALT:
chewed up] about it ever since.
PATRICK
(stop it)
Okay, you know what-- you can just
stop right there.
(alt:)
Whoa...
VICTOR
And so he should be - but I can’t
take the brunt of it anymore.
(ALT)
And well he might [be] - but I
can’t take the brunt of it anymore.
PATRICK
Hey, I never asked you to come
barging into my life, okay?. I
didn’t ask you to marry my mother.
Or take away Zeus...
Zeus?
VICTOR
The pigeon?
PATRICK
The parrot. My parrot. Taken away
because you were allergic.
Whoa!
bird.
VICTOR
I was not allergic to that
PATRICK
Yes you were!
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70 cont
VICTOR
No, I wasn't!
(long beat...this is
really hard for him to
say)
You were!
What?
PATRICK
VICTOR
Yeah. That’s right. It got so
bad. Every day you were wheezing.
But your mother and I knew it would
break your heart to think the bird
had to go away because of you. You
already blamed yourself for your
father. So I took the heat.
69A.
70 cont
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70 cont
70.
PATRICK
That's a lie. I am not allergic to
birds.
70 cont
VICTOR
Oh, really?
Victor still has some feathers sticking out of his hair, etc.
He pulls the feathers and presents them to Patrick.
VICTOR
Go ahead, big man.
feathers.
(beat)
Go ahead. Sniff!
Sniff my
Patrick takes the feathers from Victor, and defiantly sniffs then... ahhh... ahhh... CHOOOO! Patrick stands in shock.
Yeah!
it?
VICTOR
The truth itches, doesn’t
Patrick doesn’t know what to say.
VICTOR
Listen to me, Patrick. I loved
your mother with all my heart. I
took care of Jeannette, and I made
her happy. And I chose to love you
as my own. I didn’t have to do
that! But you were a kid with no
father - no hope in your eyes - a
big hole in your heart. So I gave
you everything I could. But
now...I’m done. You made that
pretty clear. So here’s my last
words of advice. Grow up. Be a
man. Stop blaming everyone else
for your pain.
(indicating Blue)
And whatever you do, don’t teach
that beautiful son of yours that
love is conditional. ‘Cause it’s
not.
Victor walks over, smiles at Grace, and kisses Blue on the
head...
BLUE
Grampa Vicster.
Victor turns and heads for the door.
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70 cont
VICTOR
Good-bye Patrick Winslow.
Victor exits.
71.
70 cont
Grace and Blue look to Patrick.
GRACE
You’re just gonna let him leave?
Patrick has no reply.
Wow.
GRACE
Grace takes Blue and heads into the other room.
PATRICK
(reaching out)
Blue...
But the door between them closes.
71
EXT. LES TUILERIES GARDENS - NIGHT
The grand Ferris wheel of Paris and the other amusements are
going full tilt. It’s crowded with tourists from various
nations. Gargamel, Smurfette and the Naughties stand
together, taking it all in.
SMURFETTE
There’s a lot of people.
GARGAMEL
I prefer to call them...“admirers”.
(then)
ALAKAKNEEL!
Gargamel waves his wand and ZAP! - everyone in line for the
Ferris wheel FALLS TO THEIR KNEES - parting like the Red Sea creating a path to the wheel.
A lone MIME, doing the “Glass Box,” fails to kneel, and
continues his routine. Gargamel ZAPS him into an ACTUAL
GLASS BOX. The mime SCREAMS and POUNDS on the glass in vain.
Gargamel turns to Smurfette.
Shall we?
GARGAMEL
Gargamel, Smurfette and the Naughties walk through the
kneeling people to the entrance of the wheel.
71
SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12
71 cont
71aA.
As they pass, the bowing people recognize Gargamel and get
excited - “There’s Gargamel” “C’est Magnifique!” “Look at
those magical creatures, Mom!”
71 cont
GARGAMEL
(ad-libs while walking
through crowd)
Hello, yes, it’s me. These are my
children. Please don’t touch the
Naughties... Hello, nice to see
you. Don’t look me in the eye,
please... It’s my daughter’s
birthday. Coming through... Come
children, don’t dawdle... What are
you looking at?
(holds up wand)
I have a - how do you say? - fast
pass.
They reach the wheel’s entrance. Gargamel approaches the
Swedish couple in the bottommost car.
GARGAMEL
Thank you for keeping our seat
warm. ALAKAZOUT.
Gargamel ZAPS the couple. The car inverts - DUMPING them on
the ground. Gargamel, Smurfette and the Naughties get in.
SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12
71 cont
71A.
VEXY
Father, it’s feeding time soon.
Not now!
71 cont
GARGAMEL
VEXY
But Father...
GARGAMEL
I said not now!
(then, to Smurfette)
Our fun is just beginning.
(then)
ALAKAZELEVATE.
(ALT)
ALAKAZ-UP-WE-GO!
Gargamel ZAPS again, and the Ferris wheel starts turning,
bringing them to the very top.
A71
EXT. TOP OF THE FERRIS WHEEL - DAY
GARGAMEL
Why do they call it the Ferret’s
Wheel. I see no ferrets. Ahhhh...
isn’t this lovely? Just think,
Smurfette. With your essence and
my magic - there is absolutely
nothing we cannot do.
(ALT)
Oh, isn’t this lovely? Just think,
Smurfette. With your secret
formula and my magic - there is
absolutely nothing we can not do.
A71
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A71 cont
72.
SMURFETTE
Then why are we going so slow?
A71 cont
With a mischievous look in her eye, Smurfette uses her wand
and ZAPS THE FERRIS WHEEL and... the giant wheel starts to
spin faster and faster until CLANG!
B71
The wheel BREAKS FREE of its moorings and ROLLS AWAY!
B71
GARGAMEL
(nervously)
Whoa. You really have a flair for
this.
The people on the wheel SCREAM. The people on the ground
SCATTER, avoiding the wheel, as it ROLLS OUT OF THE PARK.
72
EXT. PARIS STREET - NIGHT
72
People are enjoying a balmy summer night in Paris when
suddenly they see the giant Ferris wheel ROLLING TOWARDS
THEM. They run from the sidewalk cafes and restaurants. The
CAMERA lands on a CHINESE FAMILY that stands and watches as
the huge wheel thunders by.
CHINESE DAD
(subtitled)
Louvre, schmoovre! Who wants to
ride the wheel?
The family all raises their hands.
73
EXT. QUAINT HOTEL - BALCONY - NIGHT
Papa is on the porch looking out at the lights of the city.
Patrick steps out onto the porch, then sees Papa...
PATRICK
Oh, sorry. I was just... looking
for a place to think.
PAPA
Please join me. I was doing a
little thinking myself.
Patrick comes outside and leans on the railing next to Papa.
PAPA
Master Winslow, can I ask you some
advice? Papa to papa.
73
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73 cont
PATRICK
You want papa advice from me?
PAPA
Why wouldn’t I? I’ve seen the bond
you’ve forged with young Blue.
PATRICK
I got some good advice once.
72A.
73 cont
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73 cont
73.
PAPA
And now I could use some. It’s
about Smurfette. A little secret
I’ve kept to myself, something she
doesn’t know. See, when I turned
her into a Smurf... well, it wasn’t
a complete transformation.
I worked my strongest magic, but
she’s still Gargamel’s creation.
Patrick listens as Papa bares his deepest fear.
PAPA
She’s a Smurf only so long as she
chooses to be. She isn’t aware of
that. But if she chooses
otherwise... well...
(shuddering at thought)
Do you think I’ve done enough?
PATRICK
Are you kidding? Gargamel just
made her, but you... you made her
what she is. You stepped in and
loved her as your very own. No one
asked you to, but you did. Because
you knew she needed you. And
that’s...
(realizing)
That’s a pretty special kind of
love. She’s way too smart not to
see that.
PAPA
I hope you’re right. I don’t care
where she came from -- I love her
just the same.
Patrick nods - having a realization of his own.
PAPA
Thank you, Master Winslow. That
was exactly what I needed to hear.
Papa heads back inside. Patrick is left alone with his
thoughts. Patrick mumbles to himself.
Me, too.
PATRICK
73 cont
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74
73A.
INT. QUAINT HOTEL - BATHROOM - NIGHT
Clumsy and Grouchy are washing up the sink - filled with
sudsy water. Papa bursts in, full of new found energy.
74
SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12
74 cont
74.
PAPA
Let’s go, Smurfs.
Where?
74 cont
GROUCHY
PAPA
We’re getting Smurfette. We know
what Gargamel wants and where he’ll
be taking her.
CLUMSY
But you saw her. She’s one of them
now.
PAPA
You listen to me, Clumsy Smurf. We
rise to the amount of love we’re
shown and we sink only when that
love stops. We didn’t believe in
Smurfette because she changed - she
changed because we believed in her.
And we’re not about to stop now.
GROUCHY
(to Clumsy)
Yeah. Stop being so negative.
Grouchy slaps Clumsy “upside” the head.
My bad.
Clumsy nods.
CLUMSY
Patrick sticks his head in the bathroom.
PAPA
Master Winslow!
You coming with us?
PATRICK
(a la Papa in 1st movie)
Is a Smurf’s butt blue?
Grouchy stands up in the bath, pointing to his tush.
GROUCHY
You tell me.
C’mon.
PAPA
Let’s get smurfing!
MUSIC UP: SIMILAR BEAT TO AC/DC’S - “BACK IN BLACK”
SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12
75
75.
EXT. OPERA HOUSE - NIGHT
75
The Smurfs stride purposefully out of the mist toward the
Opera House.
Patrick is armed with a fire poker, and the Smurfs with miniflashlights.
As they arrive at the sewer grate the music screeches to a
halt. The grate is now BLOCKED by heavy pallets.
Oh dear.
VANITY
PAPA
This is how we came out before.
Now what?
GROUCHY
Clumsy calls from a nearby Smurf-sized storm drain.
CLUMSY
Over here guys!
VANITY
But what about Master Winslow?
PATRICK
You guys go on...
(gripping fire poker)
I saw a manhole cover back there.
I’ll make my way in, you guys find
Smurfette and I’ll meet up with
you.
PAPA
You’re a good man, Master Winslow.
PATRICK
Yeah, well, you’re a good Smurf,
Papa. See you soon.
The Smurfs head down the storm drain as Patrick jogs away.
76
INT. GARGAMEL’S UNDERGROUND LAIR - NIGHT
Gargamel leads the Naughties into his lab. The giant, evil
smurfalator is shrouded in darkness. Azrael is already there
waiting.
76
SMURFS II - DOUBLE YELLOW - 6-26-12
76 cont
75aA.
VEXY
Why are we coming down here,
Father?
76 cont
GARGAMEL
We are celebrating your long lost
sister’s birthday. We can’t very
well end the revelry (ALT:
festivities) without... a cake.
He waves his wand, candles light on A BIRTHDAY CAKE which
floats over and lands right in front of Smurfette.
GARGAMEL
It’s your favorite, Smurfette blue velvet. Now, make a wish.
Anything your tiny little heart can
dream of - it is yours.
Anything?
SMURFETTE
GARGAMEL
But of course.
Azrael MEOWS in protest.
GARGAMEL
Well, within reason. We are on
somewhat of an “essence budget.”
That’s why I need the formula.
Smurfette looks at the candles, trying to sort out her
confused feelings. She’s happy... but...
A76
HIGH UP ABOVE: the Smurfs rappel down using drawstrings onto
a FENCED-IN ledge above the lab. They look down and see
Smurfette and the others.
A76
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A76 cont
VANITY
There she is.
PAPA
Vanity, you come with me. Clumsy
and Grouchy - find Master Winslow.
CLUMSY
(to Grouchy)
C’mon partner. We move swiftly
like the wind, we become one with
the night and arrive before anyone
knows we have left. Let’s go!
75A.
A76 cont
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A76 cont
Clumsy turns to run and... FACE PLANTS.
his head.
76.
Grouchy shakes
A76 cont
GROUCHY
Sometimes the wind is loud.
77
EXT. BACK STREET NEAR OPERA HOUSE - NIGHT
Patrick is in the middle of a quiet street trying to pry open
a MANHOLE COVER using the iron fire poker. WE HEAR footsteps
behind him. It’s Victor.
Victor?
PATRICK
What are you doing here?
VICTOR
Grace told me where you’d be. She
said you might need a hand.
PATRICK
(straining to lift cover)
Did she?
Victor misconstrues this as sarcasm, shakes his head, starts
to walk away.
PATRICK (CONT’D)
Victor, wait.
He stops and turns.
PATRICK (CONT’D)
As usual, Grace is right. I could
use some help.
VICTOR
Well, for starters, you might try
lifting the sewer cover...
(re Patrick’s cover)
‘Less you’re just planning on
fixing the phone lines.
Patrick looks at the manhole cover: Yep... big PHONE image on
it. He chuckles, nods acknowledgement of his mistake.
Victor extends his hand. Patrick shakes it.
VICTOR
Actually, I meant gimme the poker.
But thanks, I appreciate the
handshake.
77
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76A.
77 cont
Patrick hands him the poker. Victor pries it up and the two 77 cont
of them, working together, hoist the cover.
78
INT. GARGAMEL’S UNDERGROUND LAIR - NIGHT
They’re all waiting on Smurfette’s answer...
78
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78 cont
77.
GARGAMEL
(getting impatient)
Smurfette... The formula... Take
all the time you need. As long as
it’s very soon.
VEXY
(to Smurfette)
Then we can all be blue.
78 cont
Together.
HACKUS
Hackus blue! Hackus blue!
GARGAMEL
Awww. They want to be blue - just
like their big sister.
VEXY
Then we could be a real family.
Smurfette looks at them for a long beat, torn, wavering...
SMURFETTE
This is something... a sacred
gift... entrusted to me. I’m
sorry. I just... can’t.
Gargamel can’t take it.
He EXPLODES with rage.
GARGAMEL
(trying to keep it
together)
What do you mean “You can’t”?!!!
I’ve given you everything!
Kindness! Presents! A cake with
no poison!!!
(ALT addition)
Do you know how hard it is for me
to bake a cake with no poison?
(cont)
IT’S BEEN HORRIBLE! Now you will
give me what I want - RIGHT NOW!
The formula!
No!
SMURFETTE
Gargamel is about to lose it when...
VEXY
Um... Father...
Gargamel and Smurfette turn to the Naughties.
look so good.
They don’t
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78 cont
HACKUS
Hackus dizzy...
WHAM! - Hackus falls over.
78 cont
Smurfette is alarmed.
SMURFETTE
What’s happening to them?!
Gargamel sees her concern.
77A.
He grins devilishly.
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78 cont
79
78.
GARGAMEL
Don’t tell me you actually care for
these creatures. How pathetic for
you.
(gears turning...
realizing)
And how perfect for me!
78 cont
INT. SEWER - NIGHT
79
Clumsy and Grouchy run down a tunnel. Up ahead they see
Patrick and Victor. They rush to them.
CLUMSY
Master Winslow! We found her.
GROUCHY
Gargamel’s got her.
CLUMSY
In the room with that awful
machine!
Let’s go.
PATRICK
They turn to run, but Victor doesn’t move. He’s looking at
the wiring overhead. The others turn back to him.
PATRICK
What are you doing?
VICTOR
I’ve got machines all over my
plant. But when the power goes out,
we’ve got no corndogs...
PATRICK
Victor, we really don’t have time
for cornd-Victor points to a sign - with the classic HIGH VOLTAGE
symbol. It reads “Générateur Électrique”.
PATRICK
(getting it)
No power, no machine.
80
INT. SEWER - NIGHT
Papa and Vanity reach a large pipe. Using a piece of blue
chalk from his pouch, Papa makes a blue “S” outside the pipe.
80
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80 cont
This way!
PAPA
Papa and Vanity climb inside.
78A.
80 cont
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81
79.
INT. GARGAMEL’S UNDERGROUND LAIR - NIGHT
Smurfette watches in horror as the Naughties begin to fade turning white, hair bleaching out, skin wrinkling.
GARGAMEL
I’m so sorry. I thought you knew.
Without essence, they cannot live.
Hackus falls to his knees.
Vexy pleads.
VEXY
Father, please...
SMURFETTE
(to Gargamel)
Give them what you have!
from me!
Take some
GARGAMEL
Why? What’s the point? You won’t
give me the formula, so I might as
well just let them go.
SMURFETTE
You mean let them die?!
GARGAMEL
(shrugs)
I can always make others. Besides,
I’m not the one letting them die.
PUSH IN ON VEXY - who hears this and looks betrayed. But
she’s fading. She looks to Smurfette with desperate eyes.
SMURFETTE
Okay, okay! I’ll give it to you!
Feed them!
GARGAMEL
Eh, eh, eh! The formula first.
Feed them!
SMURFETTE
Gargamel slides a piece of paper and a pen in front of her.
GARGAMEL
The formula!
81
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82
79A.
INT. PIPE - NIGHT
Papa and Vanity reach the end of the pipe. It’s blocked by a
GRATE. THEY HEAR VOICES. Papa calls out...
82
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82 cont
80.
PAPA
Smurfette?!
82 cont
With the rushing water nearby, they can’t be heard.
Wait.
VANITY
I know!
Holding his mirror, Vanity extends his arm through the grate.
In the reflection, Papa can see around the corner into...
A82
GARGAMEL’S LAIR - Smurfette is finishing up the formula.
A82
SMURFETTE
...four hopeful thoughts, a dab of
royal jelly, mimosa pollen, and a
drop of mink oil. And you must say
one loving truth. There. That’s
the formula Papa used.
B82
INSIDE THE PIPE - Papa can’t believe it.
B82
PAPA
(devastated)
Oh, Smurfette.
C82
INSIDE THE LAIR - Smurfette slides the paper to Gargamel.
C82
SMURFETTE
Now feed them!
Papa’s face begins to reflect understanding.
GARGAMEL
First we are going to see if it
works.
(ALT)
First, I must know if it works.
Gargamel SNAPS his fingers and lights come on in a “brewing
area” - complete with a boiling cauldron. The doors of a
large cabinet swing open - filled with magic ingredients.
83
INT. SEWER GENERATOR ROOM - NIGHT
Victor busts open the door. He, Patrick, Clumsy and Grouchy
come rushing inside only to find the generator... is in a
cage. At the bottom, the chain link is broken.
CLUMSY
We got this!
83
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83 cont
80A.
Clumsy and Grouchy head for the holes. Grouchy gets through.
83 cont
Clumsy trips on the broken fence. Grouchy looks back and
gives him a helping hand.
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83 cont
81.
CLUMSY
Thanks Grouchy.
83 cont
GROUCHY
You know in the past, I would have
laughed when you fell. But it’s
the new me. I realized I can still
laugh at you and help out at the
same time.
84
INT. GARGAMEL’S UNDERGROUND LAIR - NIGHT
Gargamel has finished his concoction.
the floor, near death.
Hurry!
84
The Naughties are on
SMURFETTE
From out of the cauldron rise long fingers of BRILLIANT BLUE
SHINING LIQUID.
They arc slowly through the air and come down... INTO THE
MOUTHS of the Naughties. Almost immediately, the Naughties
are revived - then magically... START TO TURN BLUE.
GARGAMEL
Oh. My. Smurrrrrf! It worked! It
worked! The world is mine!!! I can
make my own smurfs!
Weeping with joy, Gargamel drops to one knee and does the
Tebow pose. As the Naughties come to, Gargamel leaps up and
snatches them.
GARGAMEL
Into the machine! The machine!
Gargamel lovingly picks up Hackus.
GARGAMEL
(touched, to Hackus)
Oh, finally. You’re a real boy.
(then)
Now, off you go. Into the machine.
All of you! Bye bye! Au revoir!
Adeus! Zai jian!
A84
IN THE PIPE - Papa sees Gargamel putting a struggling
Smurfette in the machine. He kicks frantically at the grate,
but it won’t budge. Just then Vanity turns his mirror
slightly and sees the GRATE HINGE. A PIN IS STICKING OUT.
A84
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A84 cont
VANITY
Papa, wait!
81aA.
A84 cont
Vanity stretches his arm, but the pin is JUST OUT OF REACH.
B84
INSIDE THE LAB - Gargamel straps the last Naughty, Vexy, into
the machine. Hackus looks over at Smurfette, who’s crying.
HACKUS
You... face... leaking.
B84
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B84 cont
His own eyes begin to water.
HACKUS
Hackus leaking! Hackus leaking!
Vexy turns to Smurfette.
VEXY
You sacrificed everything - just to
save us.
SMURFETTE
I had to. I... care about you.
(alt:)
I had to. You’re family.
WAHH!
Hackus starts to BAWL.
81A.
B84 cont
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B84 cont
82.
GARGAMEL
Yes, yes. Let it all out. Smurfy
tears are just chock full of
essence.
C84
IN THE PIPE - Vanity presses his FACE AGAINST THE DIRTY
GRATE, straining to reach the pin.
85
INT. GENERATOR ROOM - NIGHT
B84 cont
Clumsy and Grouchy are standing on a metal ledge halfway up
the front of the generator. Patrick and Victor are behind
the fence. Patrick points to a VERTICAL LEVER above them.
PATRICK
Try throwing that lever!
In order to reach it, one Smurf is going to have to GET ON
THE OTHER’S SHOULDERS.
You go.
CLUMSY
I got you.
GROUCHY
(dubious)
You got me? You barely got you.
Grouchy climbs onto Clumsy’s shoulders. He wipes away the
grease on both sides of the lever revealing a “ + ” sign and
a “ - ” sign.
GROUCHY
(calling to Patrick)
Which way?
Patrick looks at Victor.
Victor’s got no idea.
PATRICK
Try negative. It might shut it
off.
Grouchy thinks for a moment, then...
No.
GROUCHY
You gotta be positive.
Grouchy JUMPS onto the lever and PULLS it to the “ + ”.
Immediately ZZZZZZ! - Grouchy is electrocuted, clinging to
the lever, then - BAAAM! - He’s BLASTED backwards. He
SMASHES into a wall, and FALLS into a bucket.
Suddenly - FOOMP! - the lights go out.
C84
85
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85 cont
83.
PATRICK/VICTOR/CLUMSY
Grouchy you did it!/Yes!/We are
heroes!
Grouchy sticks his head up out of the bucket.
looks FRIED - HAT BLACKENED, SKIN SINGED.
85 cont
He
GROUCHY
(miserable)
Why did I doubt negative...
86
INT. GARGAMEL’S UNDERGROUND LAIR - NIGHT
86
Gargamel - his hand on the switch of the great machine...
GARGAMEL
One small step for wizards.
giant leap for ME...
One
Gargamel is just about to push the button when AZRAEL MEOWS.
GARGAMEL
Yes, yes, you can push the button.
Gargamel holds up Azrael to reach the button.
GARGAMEL
One giant leap for...
Azrael flips the switch and - FOOMP! - The power goes out.
The lab is plunged into darkness.
GARGAMEL
...For cats who apparently can’t
even push a button properly.
(ALT)
...For button-pushing-impaired
cats.
A86
INSIDE THE PIPE - FOOMP! - it goes dark on Papa.
A86
B86
BIG SHOT/PARIS - FOOMP! FOOMP! - half the city goes dark.
B86
GARGAMEL
Son of a Smurf!
87
INT. GARGAMEL’S UNDERGROUND LAIR - CONTINUOUS
Darkness save the moonlight shining through a grate.
87
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87 cont
GARGAMEL
(a big sigh)
Come Azrael. It appears we must
harness the power of the skies one
last time.
Gargamel heads for the exit.
83aA.
87 cont
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87 cont
A87
83A.
GARGAMEL
I am but a simple wizard, on the
cusp of world domination. Why does
it have to be so... so...
Les Miserables?
(ALT)
...so hard?
INSIDE THE PIPE - Vanity finally GETS HOLD of the pin.
Got it!
VANITY
PAPA
Good work, Vanity!
He PULLS THE PIN OUT. The grate COMES OFF.
Papa rush into the lair.
PAPA
Smurfette!!
Papa!?
me?
SMURFETTE
Is that you?
You came for
Vanity and
87 cont
A87
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A87 cont
88
PAPA
Of course we came for you!
there ever a question?
84.
Was
A87 cont
INT. SEWER - NIGHT
88
Patrick, Victor, Grouchy and Clumsy are rushing for the lair.
Clumsy sees the blue “S”.
CLUMSY
Papa left a mark!
Go.
PATRICK
We’ll find a door.
Clumsy and Grouchy climb into the pipe.
89
EXT. PARIS OPERA HOUSE - NIGHT
89
The rooftop of the Opera House. Gargamel approaches the
Apollo Statue and jams a HUGE ELECTRICAL CABLE between the
golden strings of Apollo’s harp.
Here.
GARGAMEL
Hold this.
With his wand, Gargamel whips up another magical storm.
KKKRACKKK!!! Lighting ripples through the sky and hits the
cable.
Apollo GLOWS.
90
INT. GARGAMEL’S UNDERGROUND LAIR - NIGHT
Papa and Vanity have freed Smurfette from the machine.
SMURFETTE
Papa, I gave Gargamel the formula!
VEXY
She saved our lives.
HACKUS
Hackus live! Hackus live!
Papa looks at the three of them.
SMURFETTE
I am so sorry! I ruined...
90
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90 cont
85.
PAPA
(cutting her off)
Smurfette. A life is the most
precious thing to protect. I’m
proud of you.
Papa hugs her.
SMURFETTE
You... you are?
VEXY
Seriously? No spanking? No smack
to the knuckles? You forgive her just like that?
Of course.
PAPA
I love her.
HACKUS
(weeping)
LEAKING AGAIN!
Just then Grouchy and Clumsy jump out of the pipe. Clumsy
trips, then covers with a somersault into a karate pose.
CLUMSY
I meant to do that...
(then, coming clean)
Oh, who am I kidding?
GROUCHY
You found Smurfette!
All Of a sudden FOOOOOM!
The power comes back on.
VANITY
Finally, some decent lighting.
CLUMSY
Let’s get the smurf out of here!
SMURFETTE
Wait!
(re: Naughties)
What about them?
GROUCHY
What about ‘em? They kidnapped
you.
CLUMSY
They’re Gargamel’s.
90 cont
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90 cont
SMURFETTE
So was I...
Smurfette looks over at Papa.
SMURFETTE
...but Papa - he never gave up on
me. And I’m not about to give up
on them.
Papa steps forward, beaming; an arm on her shoulder.
PAPA
And you thought you weren’t a
Smurf.
(to others, re: Naughties)
Unstrap them. Quickly!
85A.
90 cont
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90 cont
91
86.
Suddenly a voice booms...
90 cont
GARGAMEL (O.S.)
And then there were six.
91
They turn and see Gargamel.
GARGAMEL
Well, six and a half if you count
Hackus.
Gargamel raises his wand and... TIME CUT TO...
92
INT. GARGAMEL’S UNDERGROUND LAIR - LATER
92
THE GREAT GLASS TANK of the Smurfalator is filling quickly
with smoky-blue wisps of energy. The CAMERA TRACKS DOWN
ALONG THE SMURFALATOR where we see all the Smurfs strapped
in, wheezing, struggling as they are PUMPED and SQUEEZED.
LAND ON Grouchy, still blackened from his earlier
electrocution - his pod SHAKING VIGOROUSLY.
GROUCHY
(vibrating in pod)
This... should... be... Hef... ty!!
Gargamel is watching gleefully.
Vexy calls to him.
VEXY
(to Gargamel, thru pain)
You said this wasn’t going to hurt!
GARGAMEL
Me. It’s not going to hurt me.
For you, it’s going to be
excruciating.
(ALT)
Did I? Oh. Oops.
PAPA
(struggling)
That’s... enough... Gargamel.
have... ENOUGH.
You
GARGAMEL
Yes, but you see... I want MORE
than enough!
He turns a dial.
The SQUEEZING intensifies.
Smurfs MOAN.
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92 cont
(ALT ADD)
86A.
92 cont
VANITY
Does anyone have a mint?
(off thier looks)
If it’s going to be my last breath,
I want it to be fresh.
GARGAMEL
I must be able to power... THIS!
Gargamel produces a HUGE WAND carved in the shape of a large,
evil DRAGON.
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92 cont
87.
GARGAMEL
I call her - “LE WANDA!” She
sounds nice... but she’s notttttt.
92 cont
Gargamel places Le Wanda under the essence tap, letting it
fill up.
GARGAMEL
Oh my. Whatever will I do with all
this power. Oh, that’s right. I’M
GOING TO RULE THE ENTIRE WORLD!!!
(sinister laugh)
Oh, and Papa, my first official act
will be to create a portal directly
from Smurf Village to my
Smurfalator so all your little
Smurfs can be here with you.
Forever.
PATRICK (O.S.)
I don’t think so, Gargamel.
Gargamel looks up -- and sees Patrick and Victor - on TOP OF
THE GLASS VAT.
VICTOR
You messed with the wrong Smurfs!
PATRICK
(aside to Victor)
We’re not Smurfs. They’re the
Smurfs.
VICTOR
Today, we are all Smurfs!
Gargamel reaches for his regular Dragon Wand as Patrick
smashes the IRON FIRE POKER into the vat. It doesn’t break.
VICTOR
Put some back into it!
Victor grabs the iron and WHACKS.
struggle over the poker.
PATRICK
Not like that, like this!
Nothing.
Both men
VICTOR
Give it to me!
PAPA
Oh, for the love of Smurf, work
together!
Patrick and Victor share a look, then ram the poker into the
vat together...
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92 cont
87aA.
(ALT: PATRICK has a poker, and VICTOR a pipe scrap. They
argue when each of their hits doesn’t work, and then they
agree to hit in unison, with success)
92 cont
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92 cont
87A.
...SHATTERING THE VAT - releasing an EXPLOSION OF ESSENCE.
It envelops...
92 cont
THE SMURFSTRACTOR - releasing the Naughties and Smurfs and
WHOOSHING THEM AWAY as it shatters the machine SLAMMING
Gargamel and Azrael against the wall. The piece of paper
with the formula sails past Gargamel’s eyes and - POOF! goes up in blue flames.
93
INT. SEWERS - CONTINUOUS
THE ENERGY FLOWS through the sewers carrying with it our
heroes. In its wake the sewer is transformed into a
beautiful cave lined with flowers.
93
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94
88.
EXT. STREETS OF PARIS - NIGHT
94
KABOOM!!!! The wave of blue energy EXPLODES through the
sewer grates, filling the streets with beautiful, shimmering
blue light. Flowerpots sprout new flowers, buildings seem to
glow as if painted with light, windows sparkle, the area
around the Opera House glows a gentle blue in the dark Paris
night.
Smurfette, lying on the sidewalk, sits up, rubs her eyes.
Slowly, all the Smurfs sit up, all restored to a vivid
blue. Patrick calls to the Smurfs.
PATRICK
Is everyone alright?
PAPA
(taking a head count)
All smurfy and accounted for.
Patrick smiles, then...
Patrick!
GRACE (O.S.)
Patrick turns, sees Grace and Blue getting out of a taxi.
PATRICK
Grace! Blue!
He gets up and runs to her, embraces her and Blue.
We did it!
PATRICK
ON SMURFETTE -- who pulls herself up on the sidewalk.
looks around, spies Vexy, face down in the grass.
Vexy!
She
SMURFETTE
She runs over, helps her up. Both of them look down and see
their reflection in a puddle; Vexy is bright and Smurfy blue.
VEXY
(in awe)
You did this... for me?
SMURFETTE
What are sisters for?
(ALT)
What are girlfriends for?
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The girls share a heartfelt look.
Smurfette!
GRACE (O.S.)
88A.
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Smurfette turns, sees Grace.
Is elated.
SMURFETTE
Oh, Grace!
(they embrace, then)
Grace, this is Vexy. My other
sister.
GRACE
(to Vexy)
Well that makes you my sister, too.
(ALT)
Well, I guess that means I have a
new girlfriend, too.
Vexy nods, holding her chest.
Smurfette looks at her.
SMURFETTE
Are you okay?
VEXY
(teary eyed)
Is this what happy feels like?
Patrick, Blue and Victor join them as Hackus walks up.
SMURFETTE
Oh, and this is Hackus...my
brother.
Hackus!
HACKUS
Hackus! Hackus!
SMURFETTE
Hackus, this is Grace and Patrick
and... (gasp)
(to Grace & Patrick)
Your baby!!!!!!
GRACE
Smurfette, this is Blue.
SMURFETTE/NAUGHTIES
Bluuuuuueeee.
BLUE
Smuuuuurfs.
SMURFETTE
(proudly, to Grace)
You did good, Grace. He’s
bluuuuetiful.
89.
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94 cont
HACKUS
(re: Victor)
Who this? Who this?
Oh.
GRACE
That’s Victor.
She looks to Patrick.
89A.
94 cont
He’s...
Patrick looks to Victor.
PATRICK
He’s my dad.
(then looking at Grace and Blue)
(MORE)
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PATRICK (CONT'D)
And Blue’s pretty fantastic
grandfather.
Victor’s face puckers.
MASSIVE BEAR HUG.
90.
94 cont
He grabs Patrick and pulls him into a
BLUE
Daddy and Vicster!
GRACE
I’m proud of you, Patrick Winslow.
PATRICK
(barely able to breathe)
Hyphen... Doyle.
PAPA
Hyphen Smurf.
Patrick looks at him.
PAPA
You’re family.
Patrick smiles and pulls Papa into the hug.
Meanwhile, Clumsy approaches Grouchy and Vanity.
CLUMSY
We did it, guys. Smurf pound!
(holding out fists)
Vanity... Positive...
GROUCHY
I ain’t pounding nothing. I’m
Grouchy Smurf again. And I got a
lot of pent up anger to vent!
VANITY
I’m with you, Grouchy.
gotta be who we are.
We just
CLUMSY
Yeah. Besides, we love you no
matter what.
GROUCHY
Hey, smurf it out your ears, both of
you!
(then)
Woo, that feels good! I’m back,
baby!!!
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AA94
GARGAMEL (O.S.)
AND SO AM I!
90A.
AA94
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91.
AA94 cont They all turn and see Gargamel. He has crawled out from AA94 cont
the sewer, filthy and crazed with anger. He raises WANDA at
the terrified gang...
GARGAMEL
Smmmmmmuuurrrfs!! For those of you
who missed it the first time, this
is “Le Wanda,” which is a hilarious
play on words!
(1st ALT)
Say hello to my enormous friend,
“Le Wanda.”
(2nd ALT)
I believe most of you have already
met “Le Wanda.”
Vexy spots a PIECE OF METAL bent from the explosion.
looks over at Smurfette. They LOCK EYES.
She
VEXY
All for one!
SMURFETTE
And Naughty for all!
Vexy steps on one end. Smurfette JUMPS onto the other sending Vexy FLYING towards Gargamel.
At the last second, Vexy LATCHES ON to Gargamel’s wand preventing him from firing.
GARGAMEL
What are you doing, you little
ingrate? I am your father.
VEXY
How could you be my father?
Smurf!
I’m a
Vexy pushes the wand down and BITES THE DRAGON hard on the
butt! The DRAGON ROARS and ENERGY EXPLODES out of its mouth.
Vexy DIVES OFF as Gargamel is BLOWN INTO THE SKY. The
force tosses Gargamel around like he’s holding onto the
end of a runaway firehose. The blast whips him...
A94
DOWN THE STREET - crashing from building to building until it
whips him...
A94
B94
INTO A SEWER GRATE - where he is fired down a tunnel of...
B94
C94
THE CATACOMBS -- Skulls and bones pepper him on the head as
he SCREAMS IN fright. He CRASHES through the wall...
C94
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91A.
D94
INTO THE METRO, where he is SLAMMED by a train and knocked
onto a set of stairs. The beam forces him...
D94
E94
OUT OF A METRO ENTRANCE, high into the air to the...
E94
F94
TOWER OF NOTRE DAME, where he is bounced between the bells ringing them BING! BONG! BING!
F94
F94 cont
Sanctuary!
GARGAMEL
F94 cont
Then he’s blasted up into the sky and deposited at last on...
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THE TOP OF THE EIFFEL TOWER. He looks down at a CRATE on
which is stenciled “BASTILLE DAY” next to the symbol of an
exploding firecracker.
GARGAMEL
Why does it always have to be so-(ALT 1)
Oh, blast it all.
(ALT 2)
Oh, that’s just wonderful.
(ALT 3)
Oh, that’s unfortunate.
(ALT 4)
Oh, that’s not good for me.
(ALT 5)
Oh, I really, really don’t like
Smurfs.
(ALT 6)
Oh, you’ve got to be kidding me.
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EXT. PARIS STREET/EIFFEL TOWER IN BACKGROUND
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WHA-BOOM! - the top of the Eiffel Tower erupts in a huge
explosion of fireworks.
CHINESE BOY TOURIST
(subtitled)
Papa, is that a man up there?
CHINESE TOURIST
(subtitled)
It’s time to get out of this
country. It’s too dangerous.
FROM HIGH above we see a Gargamel come blasting up towards us
- and then off INTO THE STRATOSPHERE.
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EXT. PARIS OPERA HOUSE - LATER
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The Smurfiness is fading from the street, people file out to
look, candles and flashlights appear in windows.
Our gang is gathered together.
Papa is holding the crystals.
PAPA
We’ve only got five crystals.
CLUMSY
And now there’s seven of us.
SMURFETTE
(re Vexy and Hackus)
Well, I say, no Smurf left behind!
(ALT)
Well, I’m not leaving family
behind.
Vexy and Hackus share a grateful look.
Smurfette spots her MINIATURE DRAGON WAND laying in the
street. She picks it up.
It glows faintly from the
remaining essence.
SMURFETTE
I think I got a shot or two left.
ZAP! - Smurfette turns the four crystals into seven.
GRACE
Wow, Smurfette! You’re pretty good
with that wand.
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SMURFETTE
It’s kinda in my blood.
to plague me...
Which used
Smurfette looks at Papa.
SMURFETTE
...but as someone wonderful once
told me...
(beat)
(MORE)
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SMURFETTE (CONT'D)
...it doesn’t matter where you came
from. What matters is who you
choose to be.
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Smurfette puts an arm around Papa. He smiles proudly.
Patrick does likewise with Victor, who pulls Blue in with the
Winslow-Doyle men.
VICTOR
We’re going to miss you Smurfs.
PATRICK
You could always name a corndog
after ‘em.
VICTOR
Now you’re talking.
blue corn.
Smurfdogs!
We could use
BLUE
Yum!
VICTOR
“Three apples long!”
GRACE
(LAUGHS, then to Smurfs)
Stay safe, you guys. And smurf
back soon.
Group hugs.
Then...
PAPA
Thank you, once again, Master
Winslow, Miss (he chuckles)
- “Doolittle,” Little Blue - and
the Vicster. Let’s go home, Smurfs.
SMURFETTE
I can’t wait to see the rest of my
family.
(ALT)
I can’t wait to take two new Smurfs
home!
Suddenly, a muffled...
Help!
VANITY (O.S.)
Everyone looks over and sees Blue with VANITY SHOVED IN HIS
MOUTH - only his legs stick out.
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Blue!
No!
93aA.
GRACE/PATRICK
They pull Vanity out, all wet and slobbery, and stand him
up next to Grouchy. Horrified, he shakes off the spit.
VANITY
Okay, here’s the deal. One
smurfberry to everyone not to tell
this story.
(1st ALT)
I kind of like this wet look. I
have to remember this for when I
shoot my calendar.
(2nd ALT)
Everyone close your eyes! I’m
hideous!
Don’t look at me.
(3rd ALT)
Alright, THAT... was smurf-gusting!
GROUCHY
Welcome to my world.
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Everyone laughs really hard.
Hey!
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93A.
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GROUCHY
It’s not that funny!
EXT. SMURF VILLAGE - NIGHT
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The Smurfs are all gathered in the center of the Village.
hear the COMET SOUND, and then POP, POP, POP, POP! The
Smurfs run up the hill and see Papa, Clumsy, Grouchy, and
Smurfette heading towards them.
BRAINY
(buying it back)
Just as I calculated, Papa’s
chances of rescuing Smurfette -100 percent!
Eye rolls from the other Smurfs.
SMURFETTE
And some new Smurfs for our family.
Everyone, this is Vexy.
Smurfette coaxes Vexy forward.
GIRL!
Everyone freezes.
HEFTY
(smitten)
Holy-smurfoli! Do they all look
like her?
Just then POP!
Hackus appears.
HACKUS
(like a crazed lunatic)
BWAMOOOAGAGAMOOGA!
All the Smurfs jump back...
Ahhhhh!
SMURFS
VEXY
Sorry, guys. Can’t have
everything.
(then looking around)
Wow. All these boys.
SMURFETTE
...and just two girls.
ANOTHER
We
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VEXY
What do you mean? Hackus is a girl.
HACKUS
(surprised)
Hackus is girl?
93AA.
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93B.
Hackus excitedly chases after Hefty trying to pull him
into a bear hug.
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VEXY
Wait, Hackus! I was kidding!
HACKUS
(still chasing)
Hackus don’t care. Hackus love
family!
NARRATOR SMURF
And so, finally relevant again, our
heroic narrator steps back into his
leading role to point out that when
last we met, the entire village was
busying itself with preparations
for -SMURFETTE
(interrupting)
Hey, what’s with all the
decorations?
NARRATOR SMURF
Do you mind? I’m trying to bookend
this. I believe there’s a
celebration to be had. And so, as
the music once again so rudely
drowns out the narration...
The Smurf Band STARTS PLAYING, drowning out the Narrator
again as all the Smurfs scream...
SMURFS
HAPPY BIRTHDAY SMURFETTE!!!
The Band breaks into a song - Mambo #5 (by Lou Bega) with the
women’s names replaced with Smurfs’ names.
All the Smurfs are going crazy, dancing, singing along Smurfette jumps up on the stage - singing her heart out.
Hackus is scatting - “scattata-packata-pickita-katata...”
Gutsy picks up a pole and whacks the GARGAMEL PINATA...
Suddenly we hear Gargamel SCREAM as we...
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**** ALT ENDING
Ahhhh!
96
SMURFETTE
Thinking it’s real Smurfette grabs a stick and - WHACK!!!
The pinata EXPLODES! - treats flying everywhere.
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GUTSY
Whoa! Nice shot, lass!
the Smurfberries!
Smooth turns.
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Right in
He calls to the band
SMOOTH
Hit it, fellas. And make it
Smurfy.
The Band STARTS PLAYING as the Narrator steps into frame.
NARRTOR
And so, as the band once again
tries to drown out our everimportant narrator, the Smurfs
celebrate the return of their
beloved Smurfette, the growth of
their family, and the comfort of
knowing that their age-old foe,
Gargamel, is trapped a world away powerless to harm them, ever, ever
again.
SMASH CUT TO:
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OMITTED
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EXT. PARIS SKIES - NIGHT
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Gargamel is finally FALLING BACK from the stratosphere. It
looks like he’s heading for the Reflecting Pool at the
Trocadero. He POINTS his wand and SHOOTS DOWNWARD to try and
slow his fall. The BEAM OF ENERGY HITS THE WATER and FORMS
a... is that a PORTAL??? Gargamel SLAMS INTO THE HOLE - and
disappears.
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EXT. TROCADERO FOUNTAIN - NIGHT
ANGLE ON AZRAEL sitting at the side of the pool.
AZRAEL
(subtitled)
So long, sucker. The spell is
broken! Finally I’m free of you!
(1st ALT)
When on earth are you going?
(ALT 2)
The spell is broken! Finally...Some
peace and quiet.
(ALT 3)
(MORE)
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MEOW!
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AZRAEL (CONT'D)
The spell is broken! Oh, great.
Who’s gonna open the my caviar?
(ALT 4)
The spell is broken! I wonder if
Criss Angel needs a cat.
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Azrael CHUCKLES to himself and turns to the portal...
AZRAEL
Are you dead?
Thinking he’s safe, he YAWNS and readies to sleep...
Suddenly a GIANT BLUE ENERGY CLAW REACHES OUT OF THE VORTEX,
GRABS AZRAEL, and PULLS HIM IN! Rrrrrrr!!
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MUSIC:
HARPSICHORD. We hear a voice...
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VOICE
He sayeth the earth is not flat!
Get him!
(1st ALT)
He sayeth the sun revolves around
the earth! Get him!
(2nd ALT)
Hey Bottocelli! Why don’t you paint
her on a half a shell?
END CREDITS
The music ends, and OVER CREDITS showing the Smurfs - a NEW
SONG begins (maybe even one Katy Perry has so kindly taken
the time from her busy schedule to write for the film because
she’s so nice, and pretty, and smart, and talented).
THE END