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" ""(hie q u e s t i o n a t a t i m e , m y s o n ' . " s a i d Fox, t h r o w i n g d o w n t h e b i g b i r d o n t h e ^ o f the den. " I got i t j u s t outside Farf!^ B r o w n ' s y a r d . I h a d h e a r d t h i s f o o l i s h 6»jing t h a t h e w a s n o t g o i n g t o s l e e p Tjjj the o t h e r t u r k e y s t o - n i g h t ; so I w a i t e d i time, a n d w h e n i t w a s q u i t e d a r k a n d I pounced u p o n h i m a n d b r o u g h t h i m LIT. as y o u see." •What a g o o d t h i n g he w a s so f o o l i s h ! J Sharpnose. pjfor u s , " s a i d M r » . F o x , " n o t v e r y g o o d e l&T «* THE WREN'S NEST. Wane, c o m e , M r s . B r o w n i e , " s a y s young I Mr. W i e n , | " T i s tim© t » t i e b u i l d i n g o u r n e s t ; L the w i n t e r h a s g o n e , t h e s p r i n g b l o s s o m s | have c o m e I And the t r e e s i n g r e e n b e a u t y a r e d r e s s e d . M , where s h a l l w e b u i l d i t , m y d e a r l i t t l e wife, where s h a l l w e b u i l d i t ? " s a y s h e ; I the sweet w o o d b i n e b o w e r , i n t h e r o s e 'by t h e d o o r , |Or up i n t h e o l d a p p l e t r e e ? " m w o o d b i n e , 6ays B r o w n i e , " m y dear Mrs. W r e n , I Be s p a r r o w s w o u l d d r i v e u s a w a y , i the rose b y t h e d o o r c a t s w o u l d e a t u s , I'm sure; | Let us b u i l d i n t h e a p p l e t r e e , p r a y . " 0 high f a r u p i n t h e o l d a p p l e t r e e [jr. Wren b u i l t B r o w n i e a . n e s t , 'tis t h e r e s h e sits n o w , i n the p i n k blossomed b o u g h , | With t h e b a b y b i r d a u n d e r h e r b r e a s t , ^ JOSHUA A K D THE SPIES. |Joshua was t h e m a n w h o l e d t h e p e o p l e 1 Israel w h e n "Moses w a s d e a d , an<£,rvery • after he h a d b e e n m a d e l e a d e r U e f i n a d e i lis m i n d t o a t t a c k t h e c i t y o f J i r i c h o . So |at of a l l he c h e s e o u t t w o brave y o u n g i and s e n t t h e m o n t o s p y o u t w h a t t h e y d find abou^t J e r i c h o , a n d h o w m a n y s o l «ti were t h e r e , a n d w h e r e t h e g u a r d s were* |K course, t h i s w a s very dangerous work, »nse i f t h e p e o p l e o f J e r i c h o h a d f o u n d twho these t w o m e n w e r e t h e y w o u l d have. them a t o n c e . But the two" y o u n g i of I s r a e l w e r e n o t a f r a i d ; t h e y set off i their d a n g e r o u s w o r k , a n d h a d a m o s t Kiting t i m e — f t w o u l d t a k e m e t o o l o n g t o W you a l l a b o u t i t n o w . • I After m a n y a d v e n t u r e s t h e y c a m e b a c k t o 'Ana and t o l d h i m a l l t h a t t h o y h a d s e e n 1 heard, a n d J o s h u a w a s v e r y g l a d t h a t • 7 had d o n e t h e i r w o r k so " w e l l . A n d at he was q u i t e s u c c e s s f u l a n d c a p t u r e d t h e of J e r i c h o . diately you notice any irregularity of the i take T o w l . s Pills. They will quickly i all suffering. Boxes 1/3 and 8/-. of all it*, or sent anywhere on receipt of P.O. LESSONS A N D L E S S O N S . , IJI don't see" w h a t i s t h e g o o d oE a n y PS. said A l b e r t . " T h e r e is n o t h i n g t o d o I tea-time." L'Have you done your lessons?" said T. TOWLE & CO., L t d . , ap, ROW. NOTTINGHAM. (Established 1826). for Booklet containing most invaluable ation for Married Women. Post Free. LONG ,., I "Yes," said A l b e r t , " a n d T o m S a u n d e r s i a *and B i l l J a n n a w a y h a s a c o l d . " . " e l l . suppose y o u h e l p m e a b i t , " s a i d * | * mother. Whv. v o u h a v e n ' t g o t a n y l e s s o n s , ' h a v e • j . Mother?" s a i d A l b e r t . 1 " e l l see," s a i d h i s m o t h e r . " M y lesJ j ' a r e of a d i f f e r e n t k i n d . F i r s t you can rj™ me t h i s j u g f u l l o f w a t e r . " t 0«. t h a t ' s s o o n d o n e , " s a i d A l b e r t . And •he went t o t h e p u m p a n d s o o n c a m e b a c k l it i% °^ water." lifter t h a t h e c h o p p e d s o m e w o o d , t h e n RJoelfecl .«ome peas, a n d f e d t h e f o w l s , a n d p lather his t e a — i t was w o n d e r f u l w h a t Number of t h i n g s t h e r e w e r e t o b e d o n e — • I s t last A l b e r t said, " W e l l , I think • j * ''ke to r c ^ t n o w !" a n d t h e n i t w a 6 t e a s >ER-FOUNTAIN P E N w THE "DUCT" P E N f ts " D U C T P E N " ( D e p t . NO- 17). Northwold, Beverley, Vorko. per cwt i r 3 t i m e s t h e p r i c e of C O A L ! . • y you the above Maximum Government J N S O R T E D W A S T E P A P E R , send y Sacks and pay carriage. JCt for Sacks to— ( „ * R 2), k P E R M I L L S S L P P I i Y C O . (DcP SOUTH SQUARE. BOSTON, UNCS. on A N E W G A M E . M 1 D t SOKTKH G R A D B S AND ACCOUNT BOOISl CI ' application. —' --, y o u ' r e m y p r i s o n e r s , a n d I s h a n ' t t ,go!" s a i d K a c h e l . ' "°Bt y o u , t h o u g h ? We'll soon see pi t h a t ! " s a i d R o b e r t . - indeed w e w i l l ! We're two to one!" Dolly. **o l i t t l e o n e s ! " l a u g h e d R a c h e l . VT began. Robert took hold of IfeJT-handle and pulled with all hia Kki * * ^ ^ d open.' 1 o u 3 e h for Men and Vomen Workers at Home, on'Fann or in Factory. „ _ , « - LRT —D U R A B L E — : L E V E L A N D M A N U F A C T U R I N G l m t r 0 1 1 T H a e < t o e O T N E R * S I D t t n e T O O K *' 0 0 H O L D 1 P T l«4 . . " d p u l l e d as h a r d as e v e r 6he 0 I'Wrt k w i ' Ikjjj shed a n d Gr C*.. A - W . J ^ ^ ^ ^ ^ - ^ t h e d o o r shouted s n t " - and A n made T N E could, d t h e a y greats BS. f'l a t once i t c a m e t o a n e n d ; the »t eame o f f i n R o b e r t ' s h a n d — d 3 W n t j" y w i t h R o b e r t as w e l l , b a n g w e n t IHed. ' a n d o v e r w e n t R a c h e l . They all n'< }? selvcs up and looked Tather n w v nearly crying. 1 " I ^LJl'" M o t h e r s a y ? " s a i d R o b e r t . * i w '* t h i n k we'd better play at « y more," said Rachel. «J a l l agreed. 0 1 1 r |iG M E N D E S I R O U S E N T E K , r , C e m WIRELESS SERVICE e t i t e t o J . J . H O B B I S S (self-taught experw^ . Telegraph Traininsj College, late W i r e i " ^ ^ t to Lloyd's, London, Prise Author, e t c - ^ j t . General's Diploma) for particulars. « " r ^ t f l w . 'al course in Wireless, best books, saorse ,. , everything for Government exarom»f »" Pkrticulars address, H 0 B B I N 8 4 « X , ^ C A T H E R I N E PLACE. LIMERJCJ ' lonal Testimonials. Numerous b u c c e ^ - — l s t l 0 pe J U 1 < w i ! t a s n ght j to be just mother made tjBicklv. " 0 1 a littleJ^^pt^ them." o f *ho»»f \ s r t t h s flash o f insyit^ttoa*. THAT V A N I S H E S . I f women w o u l d o n l y realise i t , there is f a r m o r e saved b y k e e p i n g s t r i c t accounts t h a n one m i g h t i m a g i n e . " I p u t the items of m y expenditure under various headings, s u c h as : ' N e c e s s i t i e s , ' ' Luxuries,' ' Chari ties, ' Saving,' and ' Pleasure,' " said an economical manager lately, " a n d y o u have no idea w h a t a valuable check I f o u n d i t . W h e n I first c a m e t o o v e r l o o k m y a c c o u n t s I discovered f a r too m u c h went o n t r i f l i n g t r a s h — y o u w o u l d b e a s t o n i s h e d t o find h o w t h e pennies a n d sixpences y o u f r i t t e r a w a y m o u n t u p b y t h e e n d of a year. Now they go under t h e saving c o l u m n — a n d prove the practical benefit of keeping a c c o u n t s " HINT a LOOK A F T E R Y O U R e» d e D f o t h r i t 4 d > u 1 a n h d n e s a i d s l l J. H . LUNN. A l l I ask of s p r i n g is t h a t i t s h a l l k n o c k b e f o r e i t e n t e r s , as i t w e r e , b u t I cannot help t h i n k i n g that spring and the things i n i t s t r a i l 6pell a n a t h e m a bo m o s t o f u s . It may well happen t h a t t h e old masters were right, t h a t ' on the first day of spring the p o e t l e a p s o u t o f l i e d w i t h a psean o f j o y o n his l i p s a n d a few days' g r o w t h o f beard o n his face, t a k e s h i s l a s t y e a r ' s poems o u t o f the trousers-press, and really gets going, H e w i l l w r i t e of butterflies at a period of the year w h e n the poor l i t t l e b u t t e r f l y w o u l d be s u f f e r i n g w i t h d o u b l e p n e u m o n i a . I n d e e d , I object to the way the poet plays about w i t h c r e a t i o n , a n d I have n o t the s l i g h t e s t d o u b t t h a t m a n y t i m e s he h a s d r a g g e d l a s t year's buttercups and butterflies into his poems. v-.. .-'. 1'BESEBVE TRINTED (JIIXLOTH. I f o i l c l o t h o r l i n o l e u m t h a t is n o t i n l a i d is occasionally g i v e n a coating or oak yarnisli very much thinned w i t h turpentine, i t w i l l l a s t t w i c e as long-. A n d i t w i l l wear still better i f r u b h e d over with extremely t h i u glue each t i m e i t is-washed. , EXPECTANT M O T H E R . The expectant mother must avoid l i f t i n g or d r a g g i n g , mnst not jump up , to the clothes line, or l e a c h after top-shelf pots a n d pans. She m u s t n o t s t a n d f o r long periods or wear c l o t h i n g t h a t bears t i g h t l y o n t h o abdomen. I n d e e d , she i s a p t t o t h i n k i n despair, that life, d u r i n g the months of w a i t i n g , is one l o n g l i s t o f n e g a t i v e s : f c r t o a d d t o t h e active r e f r a i n m e n t s , are trioso o f a t e m p e r a m e n t a l a n d m e n t a l o r d e r . . She must abstain from undue excitement, must avoid sfldden passion in temper or i r r i t a b i l i t y , m u s t n o t i n d u l g e i n r e a d i n g "Sen s a t i o n a l l i t e r a t u r e , a n d seek t o r e f r a i n f r o m a l l t h i n g s w h i c h t e n d t o lessen t h e d i g n i t y of l i f e . BOYS' SUITS. • ' When cutting out little suits for boys, t h e r e a r e a l w a y s s m a l l pieces l e f t o v e r . R a c e o n e s u c h p i e c e across e a c h k n e e a n d e l b o w between the l i n i n g and material. When tho t o p m a t e r i a l is w o r n , c u t i t away a n d d a r n n e a t l y ; also t r e a t t h e trousers' seat the Fame w a y . BITING THE L i r s . T h i s is a b a d h a b i t w h i c h w i l l r u i n t h e i r shape, a n d m a k e them cracked and sore. T o u c h y o u r lips t w i c e or thrice daily w i t h rose lip-salve, a n d w i p e t h i s off a f t e r a minute or so, and they ' will always be beautifully red and smooth. F O R THE M I D D L E - A G E D . I f y o u w a n t t o k e e p y o u n g t h e first t h i n g y o u m u s t s t u d y is y o u r figure. T o o o f t e n , a s ' a w o m a n l e a v e s t h e t h i r t i e s , 6he s h o w s a t e n dency t o stoutness. N o w , o b e s i t y is s i m p l y f a t a l t o t h e l o o k s , so as s o o n as e v e r y o u n o t i c e a t e n d e n c y t o p u t o n w e i g h t exces sively, be w a r n e d , take i t i n t i m e . D o n ' t go i n for any drastic weight-reducing treat m e n t , f o r t h i s w o u l d o n l y d o y o u consider-, a b l e h a r m , b u t so r u l e y o u r d a i l y l i f e as t o keep i n check t h e t h r e a t e n e d accumulation of fat. STOUTNESS. A n e x c e l l e n t t r e a t m e n t f o r s t o u t n e s s is t h e following'.—Avoid pastry, sweets, beer, s p i r i t s , sweet wines and cocoa, also new b r e a d , b u n s , a n d a n excess o f b u t t e r , c r e a m , a n d potatoes. E a t d r y toast i n preference t o even stale bread, d r i n k a t u m b l e r f u l of filtered or boiled water half an hour before breakfast, and again last t h i n g at n i g h t , b u t as l i t t l e l i q u i d as p o s s i b l e w i t h y o u r meals. Half a glass of water or home-made l e m o n a d e a t d i n n e r a n d supper, a n d one c u p o f R u s s i a n t e a , w i t h a slice o f l e m o n i n i t instead o f m i l k , a t breakfast and tea. Eat p l e n t y o f g r e e n v e g e t a b l e s , a n d s u c h f r u i t as apples a n d oranges; a v o i d p u r p l e grapes a n d bananas, w h i c h are v e r y f a t t e n i n g . Every m o r n i n g before p u t t i n g o n y o u r corsets, exer cise b r i s k l y f o r ten minutes, by bending y o u r b o d y a n d t o u c h i n g t h e floor w i t h your finger-tips, k e e p i n g y o u r knees stiff, "trot t i n g " o n one spot, and light dumb-bell practice. A H I N T FOR T B E L A R D E R . T o keep m e a t fresh, wash w i t h weak • vine gar and water, and spread over w i t h small pieces o f r a w o n i o n . This will keep meat fresh i n the hottest weather. Before cook i n g , remove the onion and wash in clear cold water. T o CLEAN W H I T E S A T I N SHOES. T o clean w h i t e satin shoes, moisten a piece o f clean, w h i t e flannel w i t h s p i r i t s of wine e n d r u b t h e shoes g e n t l y , the w a y of the g r a i n . A s the flannel becomes d i r t y , change to a clean p a r t , and renew t h e s p i r i t s of w i n e . N o w s p r i n k l e a l i t t l e powdered mag nesia on t o a clean piece of flannel and r u b l i g h t l y a l l - o v e r the shoes. W h e n n o t i n use, w h i t e s a t i n shoes should be wrapped i n . blue tissue paper; they are less l i k e l y , t h e n , t o Jturn y e l l o w . A n d now-comes another m a n w r i t i n g to the papers suggesting t h a t we s h o u l d " t a x the bachelor. B u t , a f t e r a l l , t h e b a c h e l o r is n o t t h e ' b r u t e he is p a i n t e d . A s he sits a t h i s s o l i t a r y m e a l i n t h e e v e n i n g he i s g e n t l e manly enough not t o envy his married friend, w i t h a wife and three children. B y all means t a x t h e bachelor i f you must, tax h i m a thousand a year i f y o u l i k e — a n d there w i l l be t h e c h e e r y - f a c e d m e n w h o w i l l s h a k e t h e i r fists u n d e r y o u r nose a n d s a y i t w i l l be w o r t h i t . OTHER MEN'S MINDS. L e t this week send us d a i l y , h o u r l y t o our knees.—ARCHBISHOP OF CANTERBUST.. BETTERi PUBLIC-HOUSES. 5 T h e r e is no l o u b t t h a t s p r i n g has s p r u n g , t h o u g h t h e r e nfay s t i l l be a t h i n l a y e r o f t r u t h i n t h e i s t a t e m e n t t h a t one 6wallow does n o t m a k e a 'summer, even t h o u g h a t a x i c a b can make any number of springs i n a busy street. T h e l i g h t breeze waves t h e f l o w e r i n g wheat. F r o m the ground c o m e s t h e 6cent of m e a dowsweet, the swallow flies low, the b a t is i n flight, , a n d - cur rants are a shil ling a pound. B u t the rift in the chasm which lets in the wet and breaks the back of the drowning camel is the fact t h a t owing to lack of materials the hot-cross b u n has been warned off t h e course owing to the lack of currants with WARNED, OFF. which this weapon of t h e d y s p e p t i c has f o r m a n y generations been t h i c k l y s t u d d e d . I t is a p i t y t h a t t h i s B r i t i s h i n s t i t u t i o n should have fallen away — i n my estimation the hot-cross bun is t r u l y B r i t i s h ^ because i t never does i t s best work until i t ; is'down, r HAIR. n I oia I k s ?* Ueman reproved his nephew for I "he p o t h e r boy. " B u t , " said the W e J r ' i e d m y sister names." Why, ^uj,^ J any sister, and never h a d one!" that» * astonishment. " I •V^rtt i'?']^ doggedly; " b u t • ' *U T e was squintwent for h i m . " BY - ^ D u r i n g the early days of spring and sum4ner t h e h a i r u s u a l l y "falls o u t r a t h e r m o r e t h a n at o t h e r times, a n d a l i t t l e e x t r a care s h o u l d t h e r e f o r e be g i v e n i t . When, how, a n d w i t h w h a t t h e h a i r is w a s h e d i s a m a t ter o f far greater importance to its beauty and luxuriance than most people i m a g i n e . M a n y a w o m a n h a s n o t o n l y robl>ed h e r h a i r of a l l i t s b r i g h t l i g h t s a n d glossiness by w a s h i n g i t w i t h soda a n d b a d soap, b u t has induced prematur? greynes* THE ILLUSTRATED JAY, I f i t i s oiijty i n t h e s p r i n g t h a t t h e p o e t ' s a n d t h e youiaig m a n ' s f a n c y l i g h t l y t u r n s t o f o o l i n g r o u n d , w h a t h a s h e b e e n d o i n g aH the year? M o s t o f us i n o u r y o u n g d a y s have f e l t t h e c a l l o f t h e muse. F e l t we h a d a s t i r r i n g message t o t h e w o r l d e n c a s e d i n a p o e m , a n d , l i k e F i n d a r , we have set t o i t t o w r i t e our poem. T h e n i t ' is t h a t c o l d fact l a n d s us o n e o n t h e p o i n t o f t h e j a w w h i c h b r i n g s u s t o e a r t h , a n d o u r p o e m s a r e So often rejected t h a t i n a m o m e n t o f despera t i o n w e r u s h off t o g e t m a r r i e d , finding s o m e slight consolation i n g e t t i n g the banns pub lished at least^, W h e n sewing very t h i n m a t e r i a l by ma chine tack a piece of tissue paper under the scam and sew i t i n w i t h the stuff,_ The paper can easily be t o r n away afterwards and i t w i l l keep the material f r o m d r a g g i n g or w r i n k l i n g . ^_ To T H O M A S TOR DBESSMAKEKS. t , l a Justwed, ^\V>, don't y * ^ — " hesitated Mr. p r e t t y good, b u t MONET C U S S . Clevelsnd Hall. - l. ..eland Street. Fitirev S«oare. LOHOpN. » • % Chamberlain f M IVKS' U S E F ^ ^ ALL PRICES. , ifaction Guaranteed or Money Returneu. Write today for Illustrated L i s t . {Pvfrielors.- T o make a neat and almost imperceptible d a r n i n a k i d glove a n d one t h a t w i l l n e v e r r i p open, m a k e a close button-hole stitch a r o u n d e d g e o f hole, a n d t h e n sew t o g e t h e r . f oi PAPELwa'^5/6 i — ^ n 1 • t i l l invention, wiU outlast two best-made Fc-un *^ | 3,oco figures or an hour's writing with OPS P' , I constant dipping and prevents blots. Thousa » in the Government Offices. Banks, Comtneru t , are daily users of the " D U C T " Pen. • 2,6. Send to-day. A G B N T S W A N T E D . HE K I D GLOVK. o r Recipe la.—Economy, M I P S . —Renew your batteries. Simple. Recipe a-bert. a, Bumb'-rstone Road, Cambridge. R A L P H . A p r e t t y n a t u r e w i l l do more t o make a g i r l p o p u l a r t h a n a p r e t t y face. I t is all very well t o adopt a sweet m a n n e r a n d to t r y t o d o g r a c e f u l t h i n g s , b u t i t is f a r better i f t h e manners are the result of natural sweetness. The woman with a pretty nature ia t h e o n e a hostess looks o u t f o r . Sho is n e v e r b r u s q u e o r c y n i c a l , i.lor dees s h e r u b s t r a n g e r s u p -the w r o n g w a y . Natural kind ness a n d s y m p a t h y m a k e h e r q u i c k t o p e r ceive people's best side, a n d t o draw i t forth. The greatest ^drawback o f t h e season is t h a t before s p r i n g has had a chance to ; a t c h i t s second b r e a t h a l o n g comes c u s t o m "^and r e a l l y g e t s g o i n g . S o that the busy City m a n rarrives . home late one evening w i t h t h e apologetic look of a m a n w h o has c o m e i n t o v i o l e n t c o n t a c t w i t h a s t i c k y flVp a p e r t o find t h a t t h e h a l l i s c r o w d e d w S h most o f the household, f u r n i t u r e , his d i n n e r reposes i n t h e l a w n - m o w e r a t t h e back of t h e e e l l a r , an<! t h e n i t is t h a t h e s t r o k e s h i s f u r r o w e d b r o w , steps back a f e w paces, a n d e x c l a i m s , h i s .voice h o a r s e with beeswax— "Spring cleaning!" The piano next door g r i n d s o u t siuadry i n f o r m a t i o n a b o u t "there b e i n g n o p l a c e l i k e h o m e , " a n d h e confesses r i g h t a w a y t h a t h e does n o t k n o w t h e o i d place any more. ( ( 3, 1918. I t is w h e n r h e Housewife's A n n u a l O r g y i s o n t h a t t h e h u s b a n d r e a l i s e s t h a t l i f e is h a r d l y w o r t h l i v i n g , a n d decides r i g h t a w a y t h a t i t is n o t necessary t o l i v e a n y l o n g e r . This.is not the right attitude. The proper thing to d o is t o be h e l p f u l , a n d i n this capacity a little i n f o rmation may be useful at this stage i n the household catas trophe. To re move the dust of the season most people go i n f o r a vacuum. T h i s is a most • useful instrument, i and p o s t card to t h o n e jfr est v a c u u m -TiitV O n I N THE SPRING. gcrs w i l l >' r e s u l t in the firm do- • j| I p o s i t i n g oiie o f these fire-engine t h i n g s i n t h e g a r d e n / w h e n a l l t h a t i s n e c e s s a r y is t o go r o u n d w i t h the nozzle t h i n g and wrench t h o dust f r o m the f u r n i t u r e at the p o i n t of t h e v a c u u m , as i t w e r e . 1 T o remove^ grease from wall-paper, a v e r y good p l a n } f t o heat the garden-roller i n t h e k i t c h e n «;fire t o a w h i t e h e a t , a n d r o l l o v e r t h e grease spots. O n c e w i l l be m o r e t h a n sufficient. Should the bath-pipe burst, d o n o t a t t e m p t to stop t h e leak by b e n d i n g ' the body i n t o a crochet p a t t e r n under the ; b a t h a n d t r y i n g t o paste a piece o f s t a m p - ' e d g i n g o v e r - Wrc b u r < t pipe. A n d ' do not ' send f o r a iplftmber. Remove to another house. T o keep m o t h f r o m f u r s , t h e c u s t o m o f u s i n g b a r b e d - w i r e is d y i n g o u t . I f i t is impossible t o remove the m o t h , a n d a l e t t e r t o M r . B o t t o m l e y proves e q u a l l y f u t i l e , t h e r e i s n o t h i n g left b u t t o send f o r a p o l i c e m a n . I H o w e v e r , s p r i n g is here, a n d b y hook o r b y c r o o k , o r b o t h i m p l e m e n t s i f n e c e s s a r y , j, w e \ m u s t m a k e t h e best o f i t . W e a r e a l l m o r e o r less a f f l i c t e d w i t h t h e ; s p i r i t o f pretence and snobbery. Middleclass s n o b b e r y i s t h e w o r s t snobbery of . a l l . Y o u hear of women without/ a shilling i n the World attending " a t homes" and other such: f u n c t i o n s as i f t h e y w e r e d u c h e s s e s . , A s a \ m a t t e r o f f a c t ^ i n these t i m e s we s h o u l d a l l d r y u p on these t h i n g s , for t h e r e is no r o o m for i t . I a d m i t t h a t t h e w a r has k n o c k e d , nine-tenths, of the snobbery o u t o f most of; us. I f there is one t h i n g m y w o r s t enemy c a n d o a g a i n s t m e — a n d w e aft h a v e e n e m i e s these days^—it w i l l b e t o h o o d w i n k m e b y Borne f o u l p l o t i n t o a t t e n d i n g a n " a t h o m e . ' W e must set a b o u t improving, o u r p u b l i c houses, so t h a t when th» bovs come home they w i l l be o n l y too g l a d to take their wives GATES. and G O O D F O R PERCY THE W A Y TO ANARCHY. I f y o u b e g i n to have one section of the community t a k i n g upon itself the r i g h t to d e t e r m i n e w h e t h e r i t is g o i n g t o obey o r d e r s w h i c h are intended to defend the v e r y life of the c o m m u n i t y , there is an end of all g o v e r n m e n t . — M R . LLOYD GEORGE. OUR SINGING Our A r m y is yocal of all a the SOLDIERS. great PLANTING singer, armies.—SIR A. the most MACKENZIE. D O N ' T USE A D I B B E R . Never use a dibber for p l a n t i n g , as i t hardens the size of the holes and prevents a fiee root action. A n o t h e r e v i l is, when a pointed d i b b e r is used, the potatoes get h u n g u p i n the bole, leaving an a i r space i n . the b o t t o m , w h i c h , is f a t a l t o «ucocss. A dibber may be used on l i g h t soils, b u t i t must be as broad at t h e base as a t t h e t o n . The best way t o p l a n t is either w i t h t r o w e l , or by t a k i n g out d r i l l s w i t h the spade, 4 i n . deep, the tubers being pressed i n the rows b y hand w i t h the rose end p o i n t i n g up wards. Then push back tbe fine soil taken o u t w i t h the spade, and cover the tubers a good 4 i n . deep; finally take out a l l foot p r i n t s by s c r a t c h i n g over the bed w i t h the p o i n t of f o r k . GROWING GOVERNMENT COKTROL. W e m u s t h a v e 6hips, w e m u s t h a v e b u i l d i n g yards, managers, and workmen, but t h e r e i s n o e a r t h l y r e a s o n w h y t h e y m u s t be r u n b y G o v e r n m e n t officials. T h e r e is an ob session, a l m o s t a m a n i a , o n t h e p a r t o f t h e Government to interfere w i t h all public and p r i v a t e affairs b y the a p p o i n t m e n t o f over seers, s c r u t i n e e r s , a d v i s e r s , a n d c o n t r o l l e r s . The waste o f t i m e and money b y the m u l t i p l i c a t i o n o f these bureaucracies is colossal.— E A R L OF D U R H A M . M I N E - S W E E P I N G . I do not know of anything more exhilara t i n g t h a n t h e experience o f a m i n e g o i n g off. You suddenly realise that .£200 of the enemy's money has gone " p o p , " and an e n o r m o u s n u m b e r o f d e a d fish c o m e u p f o r b r e a k f a s t . — C A P T A I N PRESTON. DETERRENT TO PARENTHOOD. O n e o f t h e d e t e r r e n t s o f p a r e n t h o o d is the i n s e c u r i t y o f e m p l o y m e n t , a n d i t s h o u l d be the a i m of the State, by a system o f insur ance a g a i n s t unemployment, to make the future of the family assured.—DR. A . B. GARVIE. W H A T I S A G E N T L E M A N ? I have w o r k e d shoulder t o shoulder with the working man, driving my plough, s w i n g i n g a n axe, stoking a threshing en gine, or at the carpenter's bench, o r w i t h s p a d e a n d h o e , a n d I h a v e f o u n d , as l a r g e a proportion' of gentlemen amongst the w o r k e r s as I h a v e a m o n g t h e e m p l o y e r s o r i n t h e h a l l s o f t h e r i c h ; f o r as l o n g as a man is honest, industrious, polite, and o b e d i e n t , h e ia a gentleman.—LORD CLIF FORD OF CHUDLEIGH. MACHINERY OF GOVERNMENT. Put not your trust too m u c h in tho m a c h i n e r y o f g o v e r n m e n t . — L O R D BURNHAM. BACK TO ^OUR RULERS. O u r experience o f S t a t e c o n t r o l has not been e n c o u r a g i n g . W e l i v e t o - d a y u n d e r Mie domination of a cohort of controllers.—MR. ASQUITH. H E T R I E D . When my own conduct comes to l>e examined at the end of the w a r I shall be q u i t e satisfied i f a l l t h a t can be s a i d a g a i n s t me is t h a t I t r i e d t o d o m y d u t y , b a t some t i m e s f a j l c d . — L O R D ROBERT CECIL, M . P . AIRCRAFT IN THE WAR. Considering the gloomy views taken by some people r e g a r d i n g t h e w a r . I feel t h a t s f . c h }>eople c a n h a v e n o r e a l k n o w l e d g e o r appreciation of the im]x>rtanoe and power o f aircraft. G e r m a n resources are incompar a b l y les-< t h a n t h o s e o f t h e A l l i e s , w h o h a v e t h e w h o l e w o r l d t o d r a w o n , a n d by d e v e l o p i n g t h e s e r e s o u r c e s r e m o r s e l e s s l y , i t is c e r tainly w i t h i n the Allies' power to dictate a m i l i t a r y decision to thetr opponents.—MR. WINSTON CHURCHILL. THE time, at' FISHER. PRIVATE BUILDER. of the all private events, builder is for gone.—MR. the HAYES BANKER*. B a n k e r s e r e as t i m i d as r a b b i t s . 1 have noticed that a l l mv life. N o sooner does a m a n f a l l i l l t h a n f h e y fly t o t h e i r ledgers, t h i n k i n g h e ' s g o i n » t o d i e , t o see h o w m u c h he owes t h e m . T h e y are almost all like that—extraordinarily timid; tHtey seldom have the courage which is essential t o e n t e r p r i s e o f a n y m a g n i t u d e . — L O R D LEVERHULME. FORAGE. ( . S h o r t l y the corn r a t i o n s per d a y for horses a r e t o be l o w e r e d , ' a n d horses s h o u l d n o t be e x p e c t e d t o d r a w t h e s a m e h e a v y l o a d s , go a s f a s t as t h e y h a v e , n o r be a b l e t o d o t b e same, n u m b e r o f h o u r s work per d a y , 3 9 m a n y owners have expected t h e m t o d o (says " F a r m , Field, and Fireside"). T b e ques t i o n of how t o make op for the smaller q u a n t i t y o f c o n c e n t r a t e d t o e d i s g o i n g t o be a difficult task, and various m a n u f a c t u r i n g by p r o d u c t s h a v e i n t u r n been t r i e d , a n d w h e n f o u n d s u i t a b l e h a v e b e e n so i u d e m a n d t h a t e i t h e r t h e p r i c e has r i s e n o r t h e y h a v e be come unobtainable. Now t h a t t h e s p r i n g is c o m i n g green food will s o o n be a v a i l a b l e , b u t there are some objections to i t , v i z . , e a r l y green crops often c o n t a i n a very h i g h }>erccntage o f w a t e r , and cause, o w i n g t o bulkiness, a n d s m a l l amount of nutritious matter, indigestion, colic, and purgation. Amongst the earliest g i e o n foods is r y e , w h i c h i n some p a r t s is extensively g r o w n f o r horses. I t is f o u n d , w h e n first g i v i n g i t t o horses w h i c h have been a c c u s t o m e d t o d r y food, t h a t i t is l r f t t e r t o chaff i t w i t h hay and oat straw or well m i x w i t h meadow h a y , so t h a t t h e h o r s e o a t s t w o p a r t s o f l o n g h a y a n d one o f green l y e . I t i s best g i v e n i n this f o r m at n i g h t when r a c k i n g a horso T H E 'SEVENTIES. T h e U n i t e d K i n g d o m is the only Euro pean belligerent c o u n t r y where the stock of c a t t l e . has n o t been s e r i o u s l y diminished, a n d " where t h e p r o d u c t i o n o f food has a c t u a l l y been increased since t h e d e c l a r a t i o n o f war. I t h i n k i t is n o w safe t o say t h a t a t t h o e n d o f t h i s y e a r we s h a l l be w e l l o n o u r w a y t o recover our position o f t h e 'seventies; i n o t h e r w o r d s , t o be on t h e h i g h road to independence of imported bread supplies.— S I R W I L L I A M GOODE. The day FODDER. Notwithstanding the importance o f pro d u c i n g corn the farmer should also remem ber t o provide fodder for his stock f o r use next w i n t e r , and should not crowd abso l u t e l y necessary fodder crops^ out entirely, o r he w i l l be i n an unenviable position when .the t i m e comes round (says " F a r m , F i e l d , and Fireside"). Swedes arc a good foddercrop to g r o w , because they can, i f necessary, be used f o r table purposes, and t h e same may be said of cabbages. W h a t e v e r crop, o r crops, may be g r o w n , however, the plan "should be to keep the .acreage as s m a l l as possible, and the way to do this is t o g r o w as m u c h fodder as possible to the acre b y h a v i n g the l a n d i n the very best of condi tion a t the t i m e of sowing, and by carefully m a k i n g choice of a crop t h a t is of a s o r t a»d v a r i e t y t h a t is k n o w n to be capable of y i e l d i n g best results under the p a r t i c u l a r condi tions t h a t must be faced. GREEN A POTATOES. T h e r e i s n o d o u b t t h a t . p o t a t o e s are o f t e n p l a n t e d too closely, a n d the mass of crowded foliage prevents sun and a i r g e t t i n g among the foliage, t h u s m a k i n g a good propagator f o r " b l i g h t " o r p o t a t o disease. E a r l y pota toes c a n be p l a n t e d c l o s e r t o g e t h e r as t h e y are generally matured lief ore the disease appears (says " T h e S m a l l h o l d e r " ) . I recom m e n d 1 f t . a p a r t i u t h e r o w s a n d 2 4 i n . . be t w e e n t h e r o w s f o r e a r l i c s s u c h as E x p r e s s , M a y Queen, and Midlothian Early.' For second ear-lies like Great Scott, " B r i t i s h Queen, and W i n d s o r Castle, 15in. i n t h e r o w a n d 2 4 i n . b e t w e e n t h e r o w s is s u i t a b l e . For the m a i n or late crop, Factor, K i n g E d w a r d V I I . , A r r a n Chief, Loclsar, and L a n g w o r t h y . 16in. i n the rows and 2ff. 9 i n . between the rows must be allowed. You will need r o u g h l y , a c c o r d i n g t o t h e size of t h e t u b e r s . 221b. o f e a r l y s e e d , 161b. o f s e c o n d e a r l y , a n d 121b. o f m a i n o r l a t e seed t o p l a n t o n e r o d o i ground. Plant only when the weather if d r y , a n d t h e s o i l c a n be m o v e d a b o u t w i t h o u t t h e least degree o f stickiness. US. Food r e s t r i c t i o n s h a v e h a d . an excellent effect on our h e a l t h . — D R . SALEEBY, TIMID I can assure you t h a t i t is impossible for most men t o be at home at an " a t home." A m a n needs t o be a' B t o n d i n , w i t h a m i x t u r e of the contortionist. I have t r i e d t h a t t r i c k of t r y i n g t o balance a cup of tea i n one h a n d and a slab o f seed, cake i n the other, at the same t i m e p r e t e n d i n g t o t a k e an i n t e l l i g e n t interest i n t h i n g s , and I am there.—MB families F I E L D & F A R M HNIS FOR THE SMALLH01 LUCERNE FOR HORSES. R \ . } c a n be g e n e r a l l y c u t a b o u t A p r i l a n d May. A f t e r a w h i l e f t liecomos r a t h e r h a r d a n d less n u t r i t i o u s , a n d i n M a y , J u n e , a n d also J u l y , a m i x t u r e o f vetches a n d oats are used, b u t b y t h i s t i m e lucerne, clover, a n d pasture have practically taken their place, as i t is easier t o t u r n a horse o u t a t n i g h t i n the paddock than to cut and cart green food. G r e e n food should never lie a l l o w e d t o r e m a i n i n a h e a p a n d h e a t , as, i f b a d l y h e a t e d , i t is v e r y l i a b l e t o p r o d u c e . v i o l e n t digestive troubles. Another thing which has caused t h e d e a t h of numbers of t o w n horses is l a w n m o w i n g s , w h i c h have been l e f t a f e w h o u r s o r d a y s i n a s a c k o r heap.These, i f s l i g h t l y d a m p . h e a t , a n d s h o u l d , i n c o m m o n w i t h a l l c u t g r e e n l o o d , be s p r e a d out, a n d not kept in a Leap. L u c e r n e may, be fed t o horses at the r a t e o f f r o m four t o nine pounds daily. Animals being largely fed on green food cannot do very fast w o r k , a n d i t causes t h e m t o sweat e a s i l y . Al 1 g r e e n f o r a g e s h o u l d lie f r e s h l y c u t , a n d n o t tough and fibrous. V c t c h e * . as s o o n as t h e y s t a r t t o f o r m t h e i r .~ced. s h o u l d n o t be g i i e a to h o r s e s . HOP GROWING. Hops require a deep soil, but are very a d a p t a b l e as t o t e x t u r e so l o n g as a s u i t a b l e v a r i e t y is s e l e c t e d ( s a y s t h e " A g r i c u l tural Gazette"). T h e y are propagated from " s e t s , " o r r o o t - c u t t i n g s , w h i c h are preserved when the tops are being pruned i n the e a r l y s p r i n g , a n d p l a n t e d o u t i n l>eds f o r o n e y e a r u n t i l they have devclojied roots. They are then planted out in their permanent posi t i o n , the' w i d t h o f t h e rows a n d the d i s t a n c e a p a r t v a r y i n g w i t h the *y«tem o f training; adopted. A common distance apart is 3ft. 6in. both ways, 12,000 "hills'' then con s t i t u t i n g a " h o p acre." A l l the operations, s u c h as d i g g i n g , p r u n i n g , s t r i n g i n g , t r a i n i n g , etc., are paid f o r • at piecework rates. Once established, a h o p - g a r d e n w i l l last f o r t h i r t v or f o r t y years. T h e hops s t a r t g r o w i n g i n A p r i l , a n d on" a w a r m d a y i n M a y o r T u n e . m a y g r o w as m u c h as 1 f t . i n t w e n t y four hours. Their natural habit is t o grow v e r t i c a l l y , hence when t r a i n e d a t a n a n g l o of forty-five degrees they r e q u i r e a consider able amount of hand t r a i n i n g , done by, w o m e n , t o k e e p t h e m o n t h e s t r i n g s , -especi ally d u r i n g strong winds. U n l i k e tbe com m o n c o n v u l v u s , hojH a l w a y s " f o l l o w t h e s u a round"—i.e., they twine from r i g h t to left, a n d never f r o m left t o r i g h t , a n d t h i s has t o be r e m e m b e r e d b y t h e w o m e n e n t r u s t e d w i t k their training. \
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