iily M tvg a z ijif The Eve niof Wot hAirf IM IVI ictpr c nirp eWpasrWWWIsjrWW tne OITABIJKHBD hv the Press PubllahMI CwnpMfi rk Row. New York. how. mn.iT7.nn. president. i Pen Row. SI Park .1. ANOI'( SHMV. Tressurer. JOSBPH PITLlTZKIt. Jr.. Hecretsry, S3 Park Row. PuMlsh4 Daily Kicept minds v rai.ph TTZteX- msamsswwhsUpaSasUwSkdtoUjsi T.njVXrVXJUXruVUXnjJXTUX BT JOSlOPTf PrT.ITZV.n. SSI www lf - No. H to ffSJSj(SStSX8SY oy naunce lvcuen atTra1irr aaaaaaiaaaaaaa. wpf ,.rrvvv-- Little Causes : VII 1 By Hece-nd-Krrtere.l at the Post-O- f flea at New York '!"" utAr o The Kvenlng Kor i.nvi.tti i and ma Ptlon Titles All Countries In the International World for the United Btates im"" end Oaneda. OS Taar Om Msath tt.lt It Tear Ona Ona Postal rnton. Vo. 50 A KNOHI8 tt.Tt A GREAT OPPORTUNITY. r, eSBMitiM arc not iUKKRS for the .A Memoir's lend enough to turn the heads of its future numbers. Critic, point out that tho investigating committee wIJI have but three week for it work, that it has no appropriation for ita experrsee. that it mean to touch nothing but State highway? "MB Mau public interests require," and that ii will rummage only anion)? Democratic bygone. Its chairman is rxpctel to he an old style fUpuNican who hail from the furthest confines of the State imd Republican nn n who will be one of five guaranteed committee of eight. If thii committee winta the public to helieve that it means bus:Stat it will hasten to put up proofs of its zeal. If it rises to it opportunity which ia every bit as big as that which fell to the leuhTlative committee that investigated insuranoa acandali it can auture for itself a proud place in the history of New York. A committee which tnbordinates polities to a determined effort t get to the bottom of the rottenness; that has crept into the hand-lin- g of the State's hnsineoe will have the enthusiastic eupport of every food citizen from the St. Lawrence to the Battery. Republican clique pouncing on On the other hand, an tho graft evidence accumulated hv Commissioner Osborne and Iis-- 1 y Whitman, and slyly firing up the same for Bom Barnes It) tae in the campaign next fall, will only fill us with impatience aaad diegnat PSM Pay son IvtlMiaa frraft-liiinfint- ItfcS MS Tork Kireini World). OS. Practical Joke That Cott Two Million l.ivtt . thf title (lenshls Ktmrr (rnenninir "wreaieat umssri. f and began his task of world conquest by scaling ri Chinese wall and subduing nearly all Chine. Insult. winn.nnn-jmr- j I He soon derided to confine his own conquests t the very Far Kaat, leaving for his four sons. If dm4H the task of annexing the rest of the earth. He aent peace messages to SBskt affect, reassuring several startled rulers. And, back from Turkestan oaaee one batch of envoys with shaven faces. Among the Mongols a beard was not only a mark of true manhosjC'tnt of rank as well. There was something half sacred about It. Men (aa nowadays in the East) swore by their beards as by some holy relic. To hue hands on a man's heard (whence we get our expression "to beard" a foe) was dire affront. To cut oft hie beard was mortal Insult. Genghis hastened to punish the slight put on hie ambassadors. With an army 700.000 strong he marched Into Turkestan. Th habitants rallied to drive back the Mongol Invader. In the very flrat the Khan was slotorleus, leaving ltO.000 dead enemies on the fleld On swept the Mongols, conquering every army or city that them. Meantime all over Europe panic terror reigned. In churches out Franca, Germany and In far off England trembling priest and people prayed: . "From tbe fury of the Mongol hordes, good Lord, deliver ual" Everywhere wholesale murdsr followed on the heels of Mongol rtciary. Pillsge, flames and murder were avenging the shaven beards. At last the mighty city of Bokhara was bealeged. This was the "cototr of science" snd one of the foremost capitals of the earth. Oonghls Khan entered Bokhara at tbe hesd of his yelling array '4ad rode his horse up the stepe of the city's principal moaque. There, tuning to his followers, he shouted: "The hay Is cutl Peed your horses!" j Even the dullest soldier recognised this strsnge speech as a permlssjpn to plunder at will. And In a moment the work of looting began. Bokhara was sacked. Its Inhabitants were murdered with horrible tortures. At last only a heap of smoking ruins instHbsd the site of the "centre of science." One city after another was treated In like fasbjfon. Insult Here and there a few skilled artisans were spared"! j were shipped to Mongolia as slaves. But. excels-fo- r these, all captives were slain. In and uround Marat alone l.fioo.000 persons are said to have been massacred. Russia wea, .Invaded during this campaign and Its strongest armies routed. At last Ghengis Kahn tired of the bloody sport and turned his attention again to China. The debt was paid. The shaving of the envoys was rs- - A Mortal i - aft up-Sta- rrlct-Attorne- . m move Into the new Munlrlpal Make Quite rlaht Rulldinx. With a HS.OOO.OOO marble home, there la nn raoaoa why this rlty should go on forever paying board bills for mom ban of tbe municipal family who think tbey would rather "room out." !Th ... MAKE A START, ANYWAY. PLANS to end theatre ticket speculation in' already taking the form of legislative bills and are city municipal ordinance. abuse Whan determination to put a stop to this is fall to to everybody action up definite it shapes itself into last at defects even though most its plan tupport mark the popular is nd it aa only an experiment. y Aeaistant Train, after studying the matter, ttoognt the public would be satisfied to have ten rows of the belt aula at each theatre sold through a central agency at an advance of twenty-fiv- e cents on the preaant price. Although the idea of one agency does not suggest increased the aobemo might be worth trying. But whatever the price lao naya for his seat, and wherever and however he obtains it, the a on age theatregoer would like to feel that when he buys his ticket Ikllaa aa good a chance as any one else of getting the best seat or group of seats actually unsold at that moment. If th seats are ail in the box office rack, subject to order only the box office window or by telephone from accredited agents, ft 1m hat that certainty and convenience into the bargain. XI la to be hoped that our experiments will keep us moving in T WILL-MEAN- rented. ssssaw long-standi- Monologues Mother By Alma Woodward T District-Attorne- . CopjfWD'. I 1 '.WaWeal I J W SBI "W SI bK. VBSUW 5C0Bk(3 1S14 bf Th. Praa PistlkataHj Oa. (Th. New Tork FNralss Is the ado-tea- t a man's composition. that brings out MART SILVERY SMOKESTACKS. Not all the henpecked men are married; nobody but a bachelor with a doting mother and a watchful sister knowa the true meaning of "home rule" and petticoat tyranny. Union Electric light and Power Company agrees to repaint four towering smokestacks of its new Harlem generating retiring gray calculated to "melt into the akv." Jtort tauhouaoa in certain aectiona of the city have adopted gray paint S usffj excellent results. Everybody admits that huge sAatonaya rieing dark and dour into the air give a dismal, sordid tone ny prospect. And the aama applies not only to gashouses, hut to) to wacehouees of formleas, blank-watype. Tho United Statea Nary spent a lot of time and money to find tatthumrp gray" that ahoutd render ships as nearly as might be tavWUe. Maybe something even better can be devised for painting oMannoys and gua tonka in the city. A pale, ailrer gray, with a faint lustre, is, for example, almost ittdiatinguuthable in miaty weather, while in the bright, dear sunlight with which this city is happily bleesed to a greater degree than other capitals audi a tint mijrht help an unsightly sta k tn ial;e on a aomblanee of almost ethereal lightness ami grace. mm d Many a man who U too tender-hearteto pour salt on an oyster will pour aarcasm all over his wife's vanity and then wonder why she always shrlvela up Inside her shell at sight of him. d If you want to interest a man tell htm that he sbould have been an author; If you want to flatter him, tell him that he should have been an li Hits From Sharp Wits. ll How long did you say. Mr Murphy? iw,wiiwMi.MWi,.MiwiM , ssjssisaesvaajssi Letters From the People TWMw sssswi Taelalme Twasars.M KdtUr.fTtu sssswsjssissewsjswSi In saving thing for a rainy day a good many girls begin with silk stockings. see Don't he too sure that s girl will look like her mother st fifty. This is a fast are. ... Many people who have never Been the Inside of an arithmetic have a knowledRO of tlKurcs. Cultivate the habit of smiling right, after breakfast. It may he u strUK-glebut It is a wonderful tonic. He thankful for small favors else mlirht have no cause to be thankful. Ilryan. in his capacity of peace maker, should turn his attention to the baseball situation. Macon Tele graph. you Anti-saloo- see see people In Old York Stat want all liquor labeled with the skull and croaabones. Hut what's the use? All drinkers know that when It Isn't selsar It's poison. To- ly anything thut la out hefnro. m. Alao the aalarlea paid to atenographerN i inienu starting In some other country, England preferred, and would ledo Blsde. use to know just what 1 am up against. This ought to be of Interest to many other readers. J. W. Eveslas WoiM: Th only distinction between tbe tarns "Old Maid" and "Bachelor lasty" (or "Bachelor Girl") to this: Tho former to aa old saying, th latter a ttttto more up to data. But the asset recent on to "Unclaimed Treasthe Hoate Oroaea. ure." Why should any en object to To um Ediur of The World: called an "Old Maid?" There Anawerlng "Tired u VYife'a" letter, if few old maids these days I there to anything worse than a d r th term an honor. 1 am with a grouch I have yet to t an old maid myself, but I meet it. have a huaband who would t to be an "unclaimed treasure." get a medal for the grouchlest man MART. alive If auch prlsas were given out. f Chaaeee ta Th mau with a grouch la not a mau r.7taw Watt: Cshier he is a woman tighter He Srr Will some reader with experience la would not dare say to a man the kindly let m know the cranky things be save to hla wlfa. there are In Ixwdon. Knctand. Much men set their own ounishment 4 young man, nineteen years of for they lose the respect of their wfth a pretty good knowledge of wire ana children, and everybody y and typewttttng? I hare hates thorn. They are apparently Incurable and their poor wives can do nothing but grin and bear It. UNHAPPY WIPE. Srs hua-ban- -- HV World). fcs&sffiaffaffi Favorite Recipes of Famous Women. Mr$. Woodbrldqt N. Ferria. Pinnpple Dainty a half Inch slice of nut Ice cream between two slices of pineapple. Decorate with e a Star ."f whipped and sweetened cream and nair a walnut meat. r Mra. Mary Uuthnell Parr. Fried SoodU: you And three or four of chicken or turkey and a Mint a left nvtr try this Maks a dtoh of nssfaes thus: Break aa egg Into a dtoh of WHEN nuv j Jt MjMM .,.) ..0,0 Jt .0.0 Jl time. Oh. yes. you can, dear. Now. look hard and you'll he sure to get It I Jt .Jt right. What? Half past seven? actor: but If you want to "In his heart tell him that you I.OVK to hear Now. you KNOW that Isn't right. him sing! Iteggte. it's eight o'clock, and that's your bedtime. Hop right along, dear, because you The yoke of matrimony Is so heavy that a man sometimes has to find have to get eleven and a half hour' an affinity to help him bear It sleep. Yes, mamma will go in and turn on the light for you, and then When you tell a girl that a man haa "Ideals," somehow she sort ot when you're undressed you csll her she'll com in and turn it off. dreads to meet him for fear his collar will be too low and his brow too high. and No, Reggie, I won't undress you. You're old enough to undress yourAnd you don't feel sick either. When s man sighs "No woman loves me!" you may be sure that a lot self. just iRSiness that makes you It's of them do. Only an amateur acts as his own press agent In advertising want me to undress you Well I'll inat unlace one shoe for vol! hla prowess with the fair sex. to get you started,' but that s all I n do, Reggie. I'll not do another blessed understand .' No, you run't after thing, It is awfully hard for a woman to go on being a You sleep between the blankets. she has married her particular "hero" and seen him standing before the must sleep between tbe sheets 1 cloud-hursleep, do soldiers through razor swearing care a whether of his don't at and mirror between blankets. You're not a sol- r. dler. and, anyway, they haven't any sheets. Now. don't irritate mamma. Mamma is not In a very A widower sometimes merries on purpose; a bachelor always by sheer good anyway. humor accident Of course, you've got to brush your as well If you do It won't testh. No. ' morn- brush them twice Ing. And wash your hands with the J J all the gold or the dross gladly knock off paylna tts taxes long to watch Mr. Rockefeller come serosa with bis. AT the mamma the A Widower Sometimes Marries on Purpose; A Bachelor Always Through Sheer Accident V MSCJJP3 KOWlAKIia. OopnWM. THE urgent request of residents on University Heights tho EGG IB, look at the clock, darling, and tell JjSjljSjljSjSjSjljtjSjljljljtjljtjSjiJtjljlJtjtJIJIjljSjljSjl,l.jl euon. Tie country win Do ere ISM. bf Tbe Pnej P4Wh!n On Diplomacy. e, brick-colore- Tcrhunc. KHAN sent s peace embsssy Into Turkeatsn. Tbs Govprovlnre tbere. by way of ahowlns; his conteesnt for ernor of the barbarian chief, seised the ambassadors, had their luxurious black beards shaved off and sent them back to their master. The cost of this practical joke swelled to more than two million Urea and tbe conquest of a vast region. It also for the first time tnroed the Mongol hordes loose Into Knrope. Genghis Khan bsgan life as a petty Mongol chief tun His true Betas wag Temudjln. In a few years he aelsed all Mongolia. Then an obliging aootbsayer prophesied that Temudjln sbould comrosr the whole earth, and tbe young warrior set out to make the prophecy NO. 1M67 C Albert OaJSItJa, i14. af Th Month VOLUME 34 Of Big Wars m 43 R . .0 .0 w0 v , 1 st sosp-lathe- Great Masterpieces of Art FlaW OF VENICE. By Francesco Guardi, 1712-179- t Words You Use Incorrectly :: : 3 j New Tork swsalag oh! Just a second, sweetheart! she eon. ma's running as fast Yes. I'll turn on the light tight ssttsy. Darling, why didn't you tell msSUJaa before that your throat hurt Stout Wait, I'll give you a teaapoonfut of honey: that'll ease It, love. And a glass of water, of course. As many glasses as you want. or courae, angel; or course, ma 'It lie down beside you and hold your hand. There, there, pet, never mind about the bad, old throat: mamma 'II tell you a story and sank you forget all about It. Onoe upon a time I,.,. tnaaa-Reggt- . e. rr The May Manton Fashions f jyMMefjsfJtaasWsWsMus QUITE Don't use "quite" to mean "partly" or "almost." Quit means wholly, entirely, completely. To say I am quite well" is to say "I sm entirely well." not "I am partly, or almost, well." RECOLLECT Recollect la wrongs- used as a synonym for "remember." It means the mental of what we cannot at flrat remember. If, for example, we cannot remember a nam we try to recollect It. RELIGION and PIETY These word are Incorrectly used to mean Hallaion Is one's th asms thine ' l'aBBBBBBBBBBBTjBBBBBBBB creed. Piety to one's goodness. There X. are many creeds. There Is only one goodnese. There are dozens of Religions. TherO to but on Piety. REMIT. Th request, "Please remit," le almost as Incorrect a it is annoying. While It I derived from the Latin "de" and "mitto" (meaning, 2 " ' literally, "send again"), it means to relinquish, to surrender or to forgive. na you a reWhen yon ear, "I wiu By Crsgn Hamilton Eden. mittance." you are unconsciously im plying that you will send a surrender all of th principal galleii of Venice. All hla life was spent about or a forgiveness. city of canal and all of his paintIN the world on will find here and th RE8TIVE.-Tword I wrongings are Interpretation of th beauthere blight, sunlit spots that ties of her asoects by day and by fully used aa a synonym for "rest- ' We peak ot a, horse that will stand out from the darker walla, moat nlKht. This picture I en before less noticeably the radiant pictures of which a group of student will always not stand aUll a "restive." "Resmeans "standing stubactually tive" Francesco Guardi. lie lived In Venice be found, owing to It marvellous bornly still" "refusing to move." and seemed to know nothing else but drawing. It to at th Louvr. I'TTER This adjective to merely font of the word "outer." a tablespoon of water and a pinch of of an egg In a skillet. Put th noodles another (The verb "to utter." thus mean "to very ufr' M (hat It can be Into the hot butter and fry fly to nut out" or ta "put forth." and banc rniien neeny n. Inin at PSPCT. TT.U ten minutes, turning once. Cut the apeak.") But too often th sequantity will make two aheeta as large chicken Into small pieces free from "to to misused to mean lective "uttr" as you can well handle. Hpiinkle with bones, warm In the gravy, and whsn absolute'' or "entire." Whsn th flour, roll up, cut In sections, then ready to serve, dip this over- th Bible soeaks of "utter darknaea" It lice the ends with a sharp knife very noodles In a deep dish or platter.- This means "outer darkness." But when liun. tiave ready a kettle half full men is line wnen ktoiiuhuw u folk nowadays apeak of an "utter of boiling water slightly salted. Drop stewed prunes, California style. failure" or hu "uttsr succeeo," or tn noodles in looaoiy. They will sink. "utter happtas . tay are aj I In a few minute will be floating Ctjn on tho tot). Drain through a stov or Ka. jrt" taoura." "ejt fu.1 asrBxs of butter sky V effect the use of con trasting saa-- lerials give this the bolero suggestion that new and smart. The blouse portion la cut In one piece with sleeves Joined at the trooping shoulder line. Vest portion sre stitched to tho blouse. Plain and.JBg-urc- d foulard are th materials illustrated, hut crepe de eltln with lace or sheobw blouse net would be 'r exttJM-Ingl- y dainty; and for wool crepe with flaw-re- d silk would he .harming. For medium tts I he blouse lOSMfctJ) i H yds. of ;L t more sturdy gown 1 hl I World). nail brush. I should think you'd ashamed to go to bed with hands. Now. get right Into bed and not another word out of you. I did kiss yea good-nigonce. Oh. well. I'll has you galn. There. Now I'm gobs to put out tbe light and I want yen to turn right over and go right to Good night, precious. IKIt mlnubw liter.) What? What are we doing Is Mmnktng his pipe and playing) Held and I am reading th news In the newspaper. No. T didn't hear any one eating. Thar I ou heard nothing here to eat. breathing. Yes. that' what heard, dear. What? A drink? No. yon need a drink. You had a glass) C milk and two glosses ot water before you went to bed. Yon be thirsty, Reggie. You think your th What? hurts you? Where? Oh, darllne. really? It hurts you to low? Haby! Mamma's darling! You think your tonsils are swollen? Oh. Pattern stow sjatots No. UM "Sly WwrT Paney louse, 34 to 42 'Tj'siur lust. mjrU Tomyaaj 's"sjl plaln-gao-te- lal 27. 1 1, yd. IS. i jaw. in. will) l '.j, yos. OT figured 3T, 1U ydv:at. . yd. 44 and 1 ) uw. ul t urning, Pattern No. Is out In sis Zi to 42 luvhM measure. MAjrrot tt taeesua to 'stoip m ,,Jja.iJMiaWJJess1SjUBts 1 f
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