The New Imperial Cheek ! ! ! David MacKenzie 03-31-2017 It is perhaps a modern irony that the same people who speak so loudly about inclusion, used to speak so earnestly about the need for “boundaries”. It is perhaps a further irony that the same people who used to speak earnestly about the need for “boundaries”, now speak so disparagingly about the need for borders— all while, simultaneously, expressing a sincere desire for “safe spaces”. ! The ironies only increase with time. ! Over thirty years ago, in British Columbia, I watched an adult youth-leader express his belief in inclusion for gays and lesbians in pastoral ministry. This same leader would eventually become the Moderator of the United Church of Canada. During his tenure, this same man would use his position as Moderator to advise the Law Society of Upper Canada that they should not allow Trinity Western University law graduates to be recognized in Ontario. He, who once argued on behalf of inclusion, was no longer satisfied in reaching the pinnacle of spiritual inclusion within his own denomination, but would actively seek to publicly resist and exclude evangelical Christians (who have nothing to do with his own denomination) from public employment in law. ! No doubt, this overreach is necessary so “that all may be one”.* Predictably, this same man’s husband— a Vancouver city councillor— recently spearheaded the failed attempt to exclude evangelist Franklin Graham from his own organization’s conference in Vancouver. One accusation seemed particularly overblown: the absurd idea that Franklin’s visit was a threat to “public safety”. Perhaps someone should remind coastal politicians that Christians filled with the “new wine” are far more stable than disappointed Canuck fans filled with the old. ! This is but one aspect of the new imperialism consolidating its position in Canadian society. Advocates of inclusion apparently only like borders when they keep Christians out— out of business or out of the country. Moreover, this new imperialism only seldom articulates any interest in history; hence, it seems doomed to repeat it. ! The new imperialists gather like Pharisees, lamenting the colonialism of previous generations of Canadians when addressing native residential schools: “Had we lived in the days of out ancestors, we would not have joined them in shedding the blood of our native brothers and sisters.” Yet, these attempts at “truth and reconciliation” ring rather hollow when the very same political personalities think nothing of sending $650 million overseas to aid in the abortion trade in Africa. The question of whether many African women even want such a Canadian subsidy is hardly obvious but, when compared to that “evil” Trump down south who withdraws overseas abortion funding, Canada knows best, right? ! ! * Ironically, the United Church of Canada motto. ! The new imperialists, puffed up as they are with modern sanctimonious cheek, are actually subject to traditional political proximity blindness— the same kind of which our ancestors fell afoul. Clearly, the old colonialism didn’t disappear; it just changed form. ! In his tell-tale Globe and Mail article March 18th, author Michael Motala advocated on behalf of a Canadian trade policy predicated upon LGBT priorities. In light of BREXIT, he claimed, Britain will look to revive its commonwealth trading relationships, “reminiscent of the preGATT era of imperial preferences.” “Canada”, he wrote, “must act to ensure LGBT protections are at the very centre of any new Commonwealth trading regime. Clearly, Michael wants to put some new political self-interest back into those old imperial preferences. ! In the past, of course, British gunboats were occasionally deployed to enforce issues of national self-interest— for good or bad. At the instigation of Christian evangelicals in the 19th Century, for instance, Britain spent an estimated 2% of her national income, every year for six decades, to suppress the slave trade on the Atlantic Ocean and in her Empire. The old Imperialism wasn’t always wrong— the new not always right. Despite today’s penchant to frame the old imperialism in genocidal terms, the new imperialism would have Canadians spend hundreds of millions of dollars on the killing of unborn children— a practice that, whether promoted by the hedonistic West or the Statist east, is now (at over 1 billion souls terminated) more archetypically genocidal than all the wars that have ever been fought for Empire, combined. Monuments will one day be raised to remember the tragedy and the embarrassment of our own “enlightened” policies. ! One wonders if, in 1967, when Trudeau the Elder declared there’s no place for the State in the bedrooms of the nation, he could have predicted the implications of his own omnibus fifty years later— that the supposedly “private” bedroom would actually become a neo-colonial truncheon in Canada’s trade and foreign policy. How has the hedonism of the sexual revolution since become such a foreign policy priority? It has become absurdly “religious” in its zeal. ! For reasons of economic self-interest, the old colonialism would have had us sail to foreign shores and plant flags with crosses on them. Today, the new colonialism would have us leverage our economic interests with rainbow flags instead. Quite obviously, people don't cease to be moralists just because they cease to be traditionally moral. In like fashion, societies don’t stop being colonialist just because they cease being colonies. ! Not that contrasts describe everything; historical parallels continue to exist. Today, we still feel Western culture superior for our particular emphases. This aspect of our smug imperialism, at least, hasn’t changed in the slightest. Image: The Death of General Wolfe, Benjamin West, 1770.
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