Founded April 14,1975
Grand Master :
J-Arthur
(Arthur Thomas)
01483 224491 (h)
07986 048618 (m)
Joint Masters:
The Godmother
(Alison Gibb)
01483 453794 (h)
(m)
Slingshot
(David Platt)
07836 562388 (m)
Religious Advisor :
Belcher
(Peter Edwards)
020 8643 7153 (h)
(m)
Clutcher’s Mate :
No Nookie
(Tracey Parker)
01483 833270(h)
Hash Cash :
Chunderos
(Lorraine Piercy)
01372 454907 (h)
Trail Master:
Dr. Death
(Peter Fleming)
01932 853660 (h)
Bashes
Shit For Brains
(Steve Parker)
01483 833270(h)
07791 634883(m)
DapperHasherie:
Too Posh
Debbie H-Gaskin
01737 645393(h)
07949 100896(m)
Biermeister:
Uncle Gerry(Gurney)
01372 386921 (h)
07740 866049 (m)
Joint-Secs :
Lonely
(Ben Ralston)
07710 981309(m)
and
Tequil’ over
(Richard Piercy)
07730 202263 (m)
01372 454907 (h)
01372 455397 (r)
(r) = recorded !
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www.surreyh3.org
Date
26 Apr 2015
Hare
Punani
2089
Banned from Box Hill, 1989 - Returned to Box Hill, 1998
Venue Ash
PUNANI HAS A BASH AT A HASH
IN ASH AND EARNS THE LASH
ONoN The Lion Brewery
It was Atalanta who, as a
relative, gave Punani his name,
drawing on her unrivalled
knowledge of Old Hawaiian:
the word means "heavenly
flower". Modern Hawaiians,
doubtless brash newcomers
from the mainland, have given
this term a disrespectful
meaning; since this is now a
family newspaper, I transcribe
the sense in the decent
obscurity of Sanskrit as "yoni".
Today's trail merits him a more
explicit version of this word.
Not that he misconceived his
trail; it was original, well
thought out, and the right
length. We stayed south of the
A323 till we reached the centre
of Normandy, where he put a
check circle in a car park we
have used before, and then
last arrival, squiring SBJ and
Blue Suit; with no JMs in
sight Hornblower took over
preparing the drinks. Your
scribe was the stand-in RA, so
you can work out for yourself
from this report which saints
and which sinners were
singled out. SH3 scribes do a
better job than the worst of
British professional journalists
- Burchill, Littlejohn, the
unspeakable Katie Hopkins;
overtly pandering to the
prejudices of their readers is
inexcusable. We don't do that,
do we?
The British nurture a
traditional
dislike
of
Germany; but it is the only
nation to express remorse and
guilt over its past. Others
whose
history
involve
notorious massacres, such as
took us back on the edge of
the
military
lands.
Unfortunately the solution to
that check was almost
impossible to find, and the
pack became very much split
up; Punani's blobs were rare in
the extreme, widely separated
and often hard to spot; Silent
Knight earned a down-down
by over-running the solution
to the first check, and then
coming back, passing it again
without seeing it. The front
runners relied on luck,
intuition, and frequent uses of
GPS devices; you might be
tempted to frown, but I am not
sure we could ever have found
the trail otherwise. The
outstanding front runner was
certainly Atalanta; I can also
mention Rhum, Bionic, Body
Shop, Clutching Hand, CL,
and Too Posh, with Dr Death
effectively keeping up with
us. We did see Popeye for a
while, so much so that Body
Shop
expressed
his
astonishment, and Atalanta
caught Popeye cheerfully
passing the 3 blobs which
expressed the solution to a
check without calling. But
then he did his own thing, as
is his wont. Body Shop's
string of bad puns came to a
close when I pointed out they
would feature in this account.
Japan and Turkey, resolutely
refuse to apologise; you don't
catch people in the States
dwelling on what was done to
Native Americans or slaves,
and the British seldom
mention
our
inventing
concentration camps (for the
Boers, who died there like
flies) or our starving the
Bengalis or the Irish. So I
admire the Germans, even if
many families there still
persist in denials.
PM made a pig's ear of the
independence
referendum
and its aftermath. He, like all
the other mainstream leaders,
is spending the campaign
avoiding ordinary voters and
hostile journalists; they all
need the warm protection of
their fan clubs. Both our
potential leaders are fighting
shy of phone-ins on the radio;
I really wish the two main
parties would fade into the
well-deserved insignificance
of the LibDems, and leave
the field clear for more
original thinking.
You will have noticed how
the SNP have dominated the
electoral debate recently, with
Labour alarmed and the Tory
press really rattled. At least
the Conservatives have more
sense than to suppose they
will ever be popular or even
acceptable in Scotland: the
The GM arrived tardily at
the Circle, having elected in
Normandy to go for a run on
his own, which makes his
denouncing
our
calling
difficult to understand; how
could he hear us if he forsook
the trail? The hare was the
FRB
Hares who have laid 25 or more Runs
Cherry
Charles
Frank
Rosemary
Steve
Dave
Jeanna
John
Peter
Martin
Graham
Allingham
Bowman
Bown
Burls
Brannigan
Bruggen
Bruggen
Burgess
Cave
Chattelle
Chipping
30
26
28
40
29
26
27
61
26
28
43
Doug
Steve
Peter
Caryl
Gerry
Evans
Everett
Fleming
Gurney
Gurney
33
38
33
25
48
Directions
Peter
Eva
Svend
Trevor
Mike
Richard
John
Angie
Arthur
Neil
Marion
Gilbert
Tony
Hughes
Ishojer
Ishojer
Kay-Russell
Peer
Piercy
Piper
Steers
Thomas
Thompson
Tucker
Verspyck
Webb
67
25
25
37
25
55
27
29
42
44
36
33
36
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