WHO IS CTHULHU?
WHO IS CTHULHU?
Cthulhu is a God who stalked the Earth when the world was
young. His influence on American history is subtle but potent;
from stock market crashes to rising global tensions He has
been a part of our nation from its beginning.
Cthulhu is a God who stalked the Earth when the world was
young. His influence on American history is subtle but potent;
from stock market crashes to rising global tensions He has
been a part of our nation from its beginning.
His presidential campaign is about unleashing an unending
wave of madness and conquest. He has selected America as
His Chosen People and He will lead them to a New Golden Age.
His presidential campaign is about unleashing an unending
wave of madness and conquest. He has selected America as
His Chosen People and He will lead them to a New Golden Age.
CTHULHU ON THE ISSUES
CTHULHU ON THE ISSUES
Implement equality through insanity
Implement equality through insanity
Drug decriminalization
Drug decriminalization
Legalize human sacrifice
Legalize human sacrifice
End exploitation by incompetent humans
End exploitation by incompetent humans
Universal Health Control
Universal Health Control
Realize America’s Global Manifest Destiny
Realize America’s Global Manifest Destiny
Keep climate changing
Keep climate changing
“I want families to do more than just get by — I want you to
get a head and consume it for nourishment.” - Cthulhu
WHY VOTE FOR THE LESSER EVIL?
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“I want families to do more than just get by — I want you to
get a head and consume it for nourishment.” - Cthulhu
WHY VOTE FOR THE LESSER EVIL?
VoteCthulhu.com