VICTOR MALE TALL SHY HE FALLS IN VAN DORT PROTAGONIST. THIN CLUMSY LOVE WITH A LIVING KIND WOMAN BUT PROMISED GENEROUS ACCIDENTALLY MARRIES A GROOM. CORPSE. VICTORIA FEMALE TALL SENSITIVE SHE LOVES A EVERGLOT PROTAGONIST. THIN ROMANTIC SENSITIVE GUY PROMISED LIVING SENSIBLE BUT IS BRIDE. OBEDIENT FORCED TO MARRY SOMEBODY ELSE. EMILY THE CORPSE TALL BLUE (SAD) SHE ANSWERS BRIDE THIN PASSIONATE “I DO” WHEN FEMALE DEAD STUBBORN VICTOR ASKS CHARACTER ANGRY HER FOR BRIDE. NELL VAN DORT VICTOR’S MOTHER WILLIAM VAN DORT’S WIFE TALL FAT BIG RUBY CHEEKS SELF‐CONFIDENT STUBBORN INDIFFERENT SHE IS TOO SELF‐CENTRED TO REALIZE WHAT HAPPENS TO HIS SON WILLIAM VAN DORT VICTOR’S FATHER NELL VAN DORT’S HUSBAND FISHMONGER TALL THIN MOUSTACHE TOP HAT STICK SHY SENSITIVE PASSIVE WEAK HE OBEYS HIS WIFE. HE FEARS TO CONTRADICT HER. LADY MADELEINE EVERGLOT VICTORIA’S MOTHER LORD EVERGLOT’S WIFE NOBLEWOMAN WITH NO MONEY VICTORIA’S FATHER LADY EVERGLOT’S HUSBAND NOBLEMAN WITH NO MONEY TALL THIN LONG CHIN HARSH SELFISH HEARTLESS BOSSY HARSH SELFISH CHINLESS TO HER, MARRIAGE HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH LOVE. IT’S JUST A BUSINESS CONTRACT. LORD FINIS EVERGLOT SHORT FAT HE’S GOT A WATCH IN HIS POCKET. HIS PLAN IS TO FIND VICTORIA A RICH HUSBAND AND SAVE HIS FAMILY’S REPUTATION. LORD BARKIS VILLAIN OF THE STORY. NOBLEMAN NO MONEY. A KILLER AND A LIAR. TALL WELL‐BUILT DOUBLE CHIN MEAN GREEDY HEARTLESS HE SPOILED THE YOUNG LIFE OF EMILY.
HE WANTS TO MARRY VICTORIA TO CATCH HER DOWRY. PASTOR GALSWELL PROTESTANT PRIEST TALL THIN POINTED CHIN SPEAKS WITH SCOTTISH ACCENT PRECISE SEVERE HE DOES NOT ADMIT ERRORS MAYHEW VAN DORT’S COACH DRIVER HUNCHBACKED BIG NOSE BIG CHIN SPEAKS WITH COCKNEY ACCENT GENTLE LOYAL OBEDIENT DURING THE WEDDING REHEARSALS, HE ADMONISHES VICTOR TO COME BACK ONLY WHEN HE HAS LEARNT THE WEDDING VOWS WHEN HE DIES HE PASSES INFORMATION ABOUT THE LIVING TO THE LAND OF THE DEAD MRS PLUM DEAD CHEF SHORT FAT BIG BREAST HARSH MERCILESS REVOLTING SHE WELCOMES “NEW ARRIVALS” IN THE LAND OF THE DEAD. ELDER GUTKNECHT MAN OF KNOWLED
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E BLACK WIDOW SPIDER GREEN BIG EYES BIG FRONTAL TEETH MANY EYES LONG ARMS CURIOUS WITTY SHE SEWS VICTOR’S WEDDING DRESS WISE HE PREPARES POWERFUL MAGIC POTIONS TO GO BACK TO THE LAND OF THE LIVING.