Issue no. 149 - 24th April 2017 - Price 90p UNELECTED CHIEF PLEAS SPECIAL EDITION A FRAUD ON THE PEOPLE OF SARK Sark’s wholly unelected ‘parliament’ will convene on Wednesday morning this week. Furthermore, and as has been the case for over eight years since the Reform Law of 2008 came into force, not one of those 30 items addresses the crisis in which the British Crown Dependency of Sark undeniably finds itself after eight years of totalitarian rule. Presiding from his carved throne on the raised dais will be unelected feudal lord Christopher Beaumont; a UK resident who would not even have been eligible to vote if there had been such a thing as elections in Sark. The big question is, will the Lt. Governor, Vice Admiral Sir Ian Corder, grace the assembly with his presence? He was noticeably absent at the last four meetings of Sark’s sham parliament. HM the Queen and her representative in these Islands, Lt. Governor Vice Admiral Sir Ian Corder Will he, on Wednesday, ensconce himself on the raised dais alongside the unelected feudal lord, thereby delivering Her Majesty’s tacit approval of Western Europe’s only dictatorship? Instead, we are, as ever, confronted with the smugly pompous and self-serving one ruling party merry-go-round. All of which has been decided beforehand anyway during the Secret Parliament - the meetings which take place four times as often as the public ones, from which the public are barred and no minutes published. Will Sir Ian wish to associate himself and the Crown he represents with unelected ‘president’ Arthur Rolfe, a thug who verbally and physically attacked a defenceless young woman but refuses to apologise? Only time will tell. One thing is for certain, if he finds an excuse not to attend, Sir Ian will not miss the excruciating spectacle that will follow, when the unelected members of Sark’s unelected and selfserving ‘parliament’ take the opportunity afforded them under the opening items for pompous posturing, grandstanding and lying, safely protected by parliamentary privilege. If so minded, the absentee feudal lord will speak too, to announce to the general public who he has chosen as his deputy to exercise his autocratic powers on his behalf during his prolonged absence. The lack of democracy and democratic process, the absence of anything resembling good governance, the destroyed economy, the devastating depopulation none of these pressing problems are addressed on the agenda set up by Sark’s sham, unelected ‘government’. All we know so far is that where the power-hungry and deeply unpopular Janet Guy’s name used to appear under ‘Deputy Seigneur’ on the one-party state’s website’s contact page, it now ominously says “vacancy”. With all of 30 items, Wednesday’s agenda is a long one. That’s immaterial. The fact is that all items have been set by unelected individuals, not one of whom has received a single vote, not one of whom represents the people and not one of whom has a mandate to do anything at all on behalf of this Island’s people. 2 No one has voted for these people, who represent no one but themselves and their feudal lord. No one has given them a mandate to make laws, administrate laws, raise taxes or collect taxes. No one has given them a mandate for their overtly malicious, spiteful and self-serving ‘policies’. No one has given them a mandate to destroy this Island, economically, demographically or socially. The resolutions and decisions made by Sark’s wholly unelected parliament have, in short, no validity. What a sham. What a fraud on the people of Sark who in vain have been waiting over eight years now for the democracy they were promised to materialise. NO MANDATE TO SET THIS AGENDA NO MANDATE TO VOTE IT THROUGH WEDNESDAY’S AGENDA ITEM 6 is correcting an embarrassing error in the new Medical Practitioners’ Law, which saw Chief Pleas claim powers it doesn’t have. ITEM 7 contains some reluctant further changes to the licensing law. ITEM 8 is Sark and Brexit, featuring the unelected and self-elevated ‘chief minister’ Charles Maitland’s dishonest representations to the Justice Select Committee. ITEM 9 sets the unelected speaker’s term of office at three years. Sark is stuck with a thug as speaker for a long time yet. ITEM 10 is a reshuffling of the deck chairs of the Titanic due to the shrinking number of members of Sark’s unelected parliament. ITEM 11 is tinkering with the rules of procedure of the unelected sham parliament. ITEM 12 is a report on the extremely slow progress of obtaining a ‘Top Level’ internet domain for Sark - the costs of which have not been ascertained. ITEM 13 is also embarrassing. The Secret Parliament which meets behind closed doors every month to deal with all Chief Pleas business privately and unaccountably is at risk of not being quorate because there are only 23 Conseillers and they presently need 15 for a quorum. The proposal is to reduce that to just 50% of Conseillers plus one, which takes them down to 12.5 for a quorum under the proposed new rule. ITEM 14 presents the usual ‘No Progress Report’ on the unelected parliament’s unmandated ‘policy’ to ‘Save Sark’s Future’. We are, however, promised a ‘verbal report’ from Charles Maitland on how to take things forward after a series of failed sham elections. ITEM 15 contains the financial statements for 2016, which are no longer audited. Sark is only in profit because it has not spent what was budgeted. The underspend was £84,420. The Procureur overspent her budget by £8,364, while just £33,686 was spent on health services and £24,191 on police, Customs, prisons and fisheries, which is only a tiny fraction of the real cost borne by the Guernsey taxpayer. If the true cost of running Sark were taken into account, it would be bust. Sark is no longer viable, no longer able to pay for itself. ITEM 16 tells us that the unelected Harbours & Shipping Committee will be given the power to decide which of Sark’s few remaining businesses will be handed a rebate on freight rates to export goods to Guernsey. production of alcoholic beverages - will become law despite the fact that there no longer are any vineyards for the one ruling party state to tax. ITEM 25 makes it clear that the only point of Roger Venne QC’s damning review of the feudal lord’s court to be followed up by Sark’s unelected ‘government’ is the question of salaries. The people of Sark will still be denied their basic human right to a fair trial before an experienced, qualified and unbiased judge and they will be paying more for the privilege. ITEM 26 informs us that the rogue state of Sark will continue to freeload on Guernsey’s and Jersey’s agreement with Normandy but without allowing Normandy’s citizens direct access to Sark, of course. ITEM 17 suggests that the new toilets at La Coupée be paid for by the Dame Sibyl Hathaway Settlement. No one says what the new facilities are to be connected to. The waste is set to be lobbed straight over the cliff face at Sark’s most iconic spot. ITEM 27 promises another attempt to find some unelected person willing to act as Arthur Rolfe’s deputy. ITEM 18 is about budget control. What budget when there’s no economy underpinning it? ITEM 29 introduces a very long overdue ‘Code of Conduct’ for the unelected members of Sark’s parliament. Perhaps. ITEM 19 proposes an education review. It’s too little too late. Soon there won’t be any school children left in Sark. ITEM 20 informs us that the slaughterhouse needs a £60 100,000 upgrade before Sark produced meat can be exported to Guernsey. ITEM 21 sees unelected members of parliament being ‘elected’ to committees. ITEM 22 is more of the same. ITEM 23 tells us that the lighthouse is being modernised. ITEM 24 shows that the infamous ‘vineyard tax’ - the unique tax on 3 ITEM 28 plays catch-up to update the law on paternity and maintenance of “illegitimate” children. ITEM 30 informs us that the Class 3 teacher has resigned. Do we really need a replacement? Are there enough children left in Sark’s school? The report doesn’t say, but six children have left the Island for good only this month. All of the above will be approved and / or voted through before lunch because a meeting with all Conseillers has been scheduled at the Board Room at the Island Hall, where HM Comptroller, Mrs M Pullum, will be conducting a seminar on Brexit. This will, of course, do no more good for the disenfranchised people of this Island than the meeting of the wholly unelected ‘parliament’ earlier in the day. COPY OF THIS ISSUE OF THE SARK NEWSPAPER HAS BEEN DISTRIBUTED TO THE FOLLOWING: President of the European Court of Human Rights, Mr Guido Raimondi The Council of Europe’s Commissioner for Human Rights, Mr Nils Muižnieks Secretary-General of the United Nations, Mr António Guterres Minister of State for the Ministry of Justice, Sir Oliver Heald QC Home Secretary, The Rt. Hon. Amber Rudd HM the Queen’s Private Secretary, Sir Christopher Geidt KCVO OBE PC Lt. Governor of Guernsey, Vice Admiral Sir Ian Corder KBE CB BULLYING The Sark Newspaper’s readers are once again reminded that if you are being bullied, intimidated or harassed in any way and wish to seek support, help or legal advice, please do not hesitate to call, write or e-mail me at the Sark Newspaper’s address. What you say will be in the strictest confidence unless you give your consent otherwise. Kevin Delaney The Sark Newspaper is edited and published on Sark by its proprietor Sark resident Kevin Delaney E-mail Editor in Chief Kevin Delaney: [email protected] Deputy Editor John Donnelly website: www.sarknewspaper.com Copyright THE SARK NEWSPAPER 2017
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