Copyright © Arts for Youth
2012
My name is Mr. Doctoraprofesora
I live inside of an ice berg in
Africa. I have four sons
Mister, Doctor, Professor, and
Bob. I am eighty years old.
The poultry ghost chronicles
The poultry ghost is much
like a poltergeist only it looks like a
cooked chicken
And enjoys telling terrible jokes.
For example” why was the pencil 2
inches long because it was a
Number two pencil”. He is
also known for being
obsessive over washing
his hands. To destroy
A poultry ghost buy 4
chicken legs and place them
in your fridge you will know when
the
Poultry ghost is defeated when the
chicken legs turn blue. Poultry
ghosts live in kitchens
The last one that was
found was in a farmer’s
house the farmer reported
that he found it when it
began pecking his head.
Poultry ghosts are real
beware!!!
:do not confuse poltergeists with poultry ghosts
!!!
BY: Mr.Doctoraprofesora
Hi my name is Bob McBob,
I love classic rock music which
includes some bands that most
people at this camp
probably don’t know. I
also
play electric guitar and
like
to play music with my
friends. My favorite
food is probably pizza
or
some other kind of Italian food.
I’m sure I’ll have a great time
making articles for the paper!!!
Bridgewater, Tuesday, July 17, 2012
Newstand: 0¢
Top Ten: most annoying things
1. Obsession with call of duty
2. Pants on the ground
3. One direction
4. Calling call of duty cod
5. Troll face
6. Hate comments on you tube
7. Making stupid jokes
8. Poking people in the eyes
9. Saying a dingo ate my baby
10. Bragging
By: Bob McBob
Hello my name is donkey boy,
I like pizza and writing jokes. My
favorite toppings are green peppers
and onions.
I know a lot about computers and I
love Minecraft. My
favorite number is
26 because I was
born on the 26th.pepole
think I am a dork but don’t listen
to them. I love portal 2 but I can’t
play it because my computer is not
good enough. There is not much
about me but I hope you will think
I am funny and get to know me.
Plunger Marie
Heeeeeyyyyy!!! I am Plunger
Marie (look at title) and I have
Herbert
been writing for this newspaper
Hi I’m Herbert! My
favorite hobby is
soccer. I love pie!
My favorite foods
are pie it also is pickles and sushi!
I have 1 dog, 2 cats, 5 fish, 1
hamster, and 1 bird! I used to have
4 cats but two of them died sadly.
They were old very old. I like
being colorful! I enjoy swimming!
My favorite fast food restaurant is
KFC! My best friend is Megan
Riley. We met playing soccer! I
have one sibling it’s a girl her
name is Samantha J. she likes
being called Sam! Just remember
soccer underwater does not work
the ball floats!
for…a LONG time. I weigh 410
pounds and my sister is Flusher
Marie and she thinks she is all
that. We both get weird spazz
attacks at weird times. So my
articles will GOATS
EAT MY YOGURT
EVERYDAY! I’m
getting spazz
attacks again!!!
OH NO!! So, I love my alien,
Spot. He eats my chicken
wings…Blehhhh. I’m bored so I
am going to leave now. BYE!!!
-Plunger Marie (digital cheese)
About Mr.Bustachio
I love The Hunger Games series.
My favorite colors are lime green,
blue, pink, and red.
Hi my name is Mad Joe XII.
I like to annoy people, have fun, and
make fiendish puzzles.
My favorite food is CANDY!
The only hint to who I am is that you
might see me go crazy for no reason.
Whatever you do don’t feed me lamb
or steak!!!! If you find out my identity
before the last day of camp, I’ll give
the answer to one of my puzzles
except the first one.
Willow Birch:
Komið þið sæl! That’s hello in
Icelandic. If you’re wondering how to
pronounce that, I wouldn’t ask me.
Anyways, I’m Willow Birch and I live in
the Ever Free Forest in Ponyville,
Equestria. Under the rule of Her
Greatness; Princess Celestia, I am the
unrecognized assistant of
Zecora the Zebra. Since I’m
a unicorn, I run around all
day getting the far off
ingredients that Zecora is too lazy to find
(no offence to her). When I am not with
Zecora, I filly-sit Derpy Hooves’s two
daughters; Dinky and Sparkler, while she
is out on her mail-mare route. I enjoy my
life, even though I never get any special
awards for saving the lives of half the
ponies in Equestria, but I guess that’s the
price to pay when you live in the Ever
Free Forest. Now I command you with all
my unicorn powers to go and watch My
Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
GLOWING JELL-O!!!
I just found out that there is such a thing
as GLOWING JELL-O! That’s right
everypony, Jell-O that glows! Apparently
“it’s easy to make glowing Jell-O!” All you
have to do to make glowing Jell-O is to
follow the direction on the box… but use
tonic water instead
of regular water!
That sounds healthy!
By: Willow Birch
Mrs. Lovebird
 Favorite colors are purple,
white, and mint green
 Has a dog
 Favorite food is junk food
Guess the Intern
By: Mrs. Lovebird
1. Interns in dance
2. Has long wavy hair
3. Has a kooky personality
Guess Who?
Nicole Yewenchi
Hello, all of you little
monsters! I’m Nicole
Yewenchi! I’m a fan of
Lady Gaga and
Madonna. My favorite Harry Potter
character Mrs. Figg (Harry’s
neighbor). I’m related to Joseph P.
Yewenchi; the famous grocery bagger
(1679-1745). You may be wondering
what my job is, if you are, I’m
following my Great Grandmother’s
path; a plumber. I’m friends with
Sarah Jigerjerk, and Fred Ucklebeak,
and Mylar Huggins.
GUESS THE TEACHER
1. They have black hair and red
highlights
2. They teach dance
3. They work with the teens
Can you guess who I am?
By: Mrs. Bumblesand
Judy Styles
My name is Judy Styles. I have
one brother and his name is Harry
styles. He is in the AWESOME
BAND, One Direction. I get
backstage passes to every show
and get to travel with my brother,
Harry styles, and his band. I am
Harry Styles #1 FAN!!!!!!! I am
in every music video and sing in
the background of every song
know by 1D. And now, you’re
jealous of me aren’t you. I will be
writing for the AFY newspaper to
tell you about Harry and his
travels. You will also get a chance
to win 1D tickets and have lots of
quizzes to see if you really know
my brother as much as you really
think. Judy Styles out!!
WELCOME KIDS!
This is session 2. I hope you
are reading this instead of
playing games. You will read
this because it is very
important. Make sure you are
reading this. Here is
something I want you to
know!
I LIKE PIE!!!!!
Later, Fattybwyte
Savannah Purpanana
Favorite color is green
Favorite animals are birds
Has 3 pets
Favorite singer is Taylor Swift
Favorite book series is the
Warriors series (best books
EVER!!!!)
Hi I am DR. Mustache. I LOVE
mustaches! My favorite hobby is
soccer. I enjoy french-fries. I do
not like sushi. I have 10 pets. I
have 1 dog, 2 cats, 5 fish, 1
hamster, and a parakeet. When I
was born we had six cats. Most of
them died when I was little. Then
we got 2 more cats. The 2 oldest
cats died recently. Our oldest cat
was 18 years old. My favorite
animal would be a dog. My
favorite fast food restaurant is
KFC. My best friend is Jane Riley.
We met playing soccer. We see
each other a lot because we always
end up on the same team and our
sisters end up
together on the
same team too.
DR.
Mustache
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