Grandma’s House
By Jackson
“Sweetheart you have to go to grand-mas house for the day”.
“But mum grand-ma’s evil.”
“No butts! You’re going anyway. Go get your stuff ready.”
Oh great this is going to be the worst day of my life again. You want to know
why, it’s because my grand-ma is the most evilest grandma ever. Her house is
haunted. Like last Halloween, when I went trick or treating, I went upstairs for
some lollies, but instead I saw a ghost. But the scariest thing about her house is
grandma herself.
She’s got two big pimples on each side of her face. She stares at you with this
evil look. But the worst is she is always delighted to see me. “Oh come here my
favourite grandson,” she always says. No please don’t kiss me.
“Mum why do I have to stay with grandma? Please why can’t I just go to
Michael’s house? By the way he is my best friend.” I asked Mum.
“I love you too you know,” replied Mum.
“I hate it when she says that.”
I went to Grandma’s house. We sat down in the lounge.
“Do you want to watch TV?” asked Grandma.
“Yes please,” I replied.
“What channel?”
“23 please.”
“Ok, she’s not as creepy as last time, but she will get crazier.”
“Popcorn?”
“No thank you”
“Suit yourself. I’m going to bed now.”
“Ok.”
“Good night, just tell me if you need anything and I will come down.”
“Ok.”
In the morning I ran down the stairs as fast as I could saying “Is mum here? Is
mum here?”
“No, she’s not here,” said grandma.” Oh why are you so sad?”
“Because I hate it here and I hate you”.
“Well then, I think somebody is going to have to have a smack on the bottom”
“No, please no, I didn’t mean it”
“You’ve been naughty, so you have to get the wooden spoon and I will smack
you on the…”
Before she could speak another word I engaged “GAS ATTACK!!!!!!!!!”
Ffffffffffffffffffffffffaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrtttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!
And that was the day my grandma made the worst face of all.
Then mum came and she pressed the door bell and I said,
“Don’t come in, I’ll come out. I accidentally did the worlds stinkiest fart ever.”
And we all lived happily ever after, well except for grandma.