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Tower 41
Condominium Association
4101 Pine Tree Drive
Miami Beach, Florida 33140
BOARD OF DIRECTORS
OFFICE STAFF
Office Manager ...... Jackie Moraga
Emma Padilla
Veronica Guzman
Social Director ............Sylvia Reiz
IMPORTANT NUMBERS
Main .....................305-534-8378
Fax ........................305-534-9026
Restaurant
41 On The Bay Restaurant
(Greenwald Caterers)
305-535-4101
Toasts have existed for almost as long as drinking
itself. To help you bring in the New Year properly,
here are some great Irish toasts.
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Happy New Year......................1
Happy New Year
Toasting To a New Year
OFFICE HOURS
Mon. - Fri. ....... 8:00 am - 4:30 pm
January 2011
Here’s to a brand new year of good health, good fortune, and
good times. Thanks for bringing in the New Year with us here at
Tower 41. We feel fortunate to have you all as our residents.
President .................. Mordy Sohn
V. Pres. ...........Chayim Weingarten
Secretary .......... Rebecca C. Dulitz
Treasurer ........... Jeffrey Itzkowitz
Director ............. Reuven Guttman
Director ..............Leona Kirshblum
Director ............ Stephen Smirlock
THIS
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Volume 3 Issue 8
INSIDE
A Newsletter for the Residents of Tower 41 Condominium
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In the New Year, may your right hand always be
stretched out in friendship but never in want.
May you be in heaven a full half hour before the devil knows you're
dead.
May you be poor in misfortune, rich in blessings, slow to make enemies,
quick to make friends. But rich or poor, quick or slow, may you know
nothing but happiness from this day forward.
May the roof above us never fall in, and may we friends gathered below
never fall out.
Here's to you and yours and to mine and ours, and if mine and ours ever
come across you and yours, I hope you and yours will do as much for
mine and ours as mine and ours have done for you and yours.
May you have warm words on a cold evening, a full moon on a dark
night, and the road downhill all the way to your door.
May the Lord keep you in his hand and never close his fist too tight on
you.
Toasting to a New Year ...........1
Tower 41 Newseltter ................1
Things that make you go hmm.2
The Month After Christmas .....3
Bridge Across the Water ..........3
Tower 41 Newsletter
If you have anything special you would like to share with
the residents of the Tower 41 Condominium, please let
the manager know by the last day of each month so we
can include it in the following month’s newsletter.
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January 2011
Things That Make You Go “Hmmmmm......”
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If you throw a cat out a car window, does it become
kitty litter?
If you choke a Smurf, what color does it turn?
What do chickens think we taste like?
What do you call a male ladybug?
What hair color do they put on the driver’s license of a
bald man?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests
it?
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When they first invented the clock, how did
they know what time it was to set it to?
Which is the other side of the street?
Why didn’t Noah swat those two
mosquitoes?
Why doesn’t glue stick to the inside of the
bottle?
Why
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January 2011
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T’was the month after
Christmas...
and all through the house,
nothing would fit me, not even a blouse;
The cookies I’d nibbled, the eggnog I had to taste,
at the holiday parties had gone to my waist;
When I got on the scales there arose such a number!
When I walked to the store (less a walk than a lumber),
I’d remember the marvelous meals I’d prepared,
The gravies and sauces and beef nicely rared;
The wine and the rum balls; the bread and the cheese,
and the way I’d never said, “No thank you, please.”
As I dressed myself in my husband’s old shirt,
and prepared once again to do battle with dirt,
I said to myself, as only I can,
“You can’t spend a winter disguised as a man!”
So, away with the last of the sour cream dip.
Get rid of the fruit cake, every cracker and chip.
Every last bit of food that I like must be banished,
‘til all the additional ounces have vanished.
I won’t have a cookie--not even a lick.
I’ll want only to chew on a long celery stick.
I won’t have hot biscuits, or corn bread, or pie,
I’ll munch on a carrot and quietly cry.
I’m hungry, I’m lonesome, and life is a bore,
But isn’t that what January is for?
Unable to giggle, no longer a riot.
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Bridge Across the Water
On New Year’s Day, 1914, a fellow called Tony Janus started
the world’s first passenger-carrying airline when he flew from
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