'RACE RIOT Chariot brawler s bloodied Riot took over the chariot race at Thursday's Tea Cu p Game. The annual event between engineering and science under graduate societies deteriorate d into a bruising free-for-all with the engineers receiving th e brunt of the damage . EUS president Art Stevenson blasted the tatics used by th e SUS during the race . * * * Stevenson said he spent thre e hours in Wesbrook hospital being treated for injuries afte r _ —bert mackinnon photo he was hit by two smoke MOBS MASH FOR POSSESSION of chariots during science-engineer chariot race at Teacup Game Thursday . Usuall y bombs. good-natured contest, race degenerated into bomb-throwing, acid-spilling brawl, injuring many participants . He suffered a seven-stitc h deep gash to the head, and a possible fractured rib . The smoke bombs weighed about four pounds each an d were in tin centainers. Stevenson said : "Wesbrook hospital looked like a disaster had hit it . "More than a dozen engineer s Vol . XLVIII, No. 16 VANCOUVER, B.C ., FRIDAY, OCTOBER 22, 1965 ,s, . CA 4-391 6 and one scienceman were in with a variety of injuries fro m cuts to acid burns . "At least four engineers received burns from acid throw n by the sciencemen. " Stevenson said third-year-engineer Pat Meehan received an acid burn which might result in the partial loss of sight to his right eye. THE UPYSSE Y t Stevenson said one doctor told him the injuries were far past the point of fun . "The SUS showed a high degree of irresponsibility in usin g acid and smoke bombs," said Stevenson . He said the lone scienceman he saw at the hospital suffere d a head cut from a smoke bomb thrown by his own society. On the field, a fighting nursing squad made patients out of the home ec team with a 7-0 victory in the Tea Cup football game. Five thousand students sa w nursing halfback Laurie Bel l make a spectacular run around the left end for the major score . The convert was run to mak e the score 7-0 at the end of the half . Home ec dominated the gam e in the second half, but was unable to push over for a majo r score. * * * The engineers won t h e chariot race by a good 150 yar d margin . The annual boat race saw th e Pubsters victorious over the engineering a n d agricultur e teams . A judge's mistake, however , allowed the winner's prize of four bottles to go to the agriculture squad. A total of $1,576 .46 was collected by the EUS, sponsors o f the game . The money will be donated to the Crippled Children's Hospital . KRASSNER EXCLUSIVE See: PAGE FRIDAY IAMB retreats vote issue opened wide By DOUG HALVERSO N Ubyssey Council Reporter CASCADING FOAM bathes hairy enginee r at Teacu p Game boat race Thursday . Ubyssey pubster s outguzzle d the competition, as usual but donated prize to aggies . ON PETITION WORDIN G Council bucked (This story had gone to press before council's decision Thursday night on the vote-march issue .) March of Concern committe e members obtained 900 signatures Thursday requesting "fai r wording" for a general referendum for a National Studen t Day march . The petition stated : "We, th e undersigned members of the AMS, request the followin g referendum be submitted to th e student body on Monday, Oct . 25, 1965 . "'Are you in favor of a re • sponsible march as part o f (Continued on Page 2 ) SEE : PETITION Soccer fans brewing up Joyous brew addicts ca n celebrate the 'Canadian' wa y Saturday at Varsity stadium. Burnaby Canadians invad e UBC to clash with the Thunderbirds in a regular Pacific Coast League soccer game . UBC's cavorting cheerleaders will be on hand to support the Birds who are currently tied for first place in the Coast League . Game time is 2 p .m. AMS President Byron Hender backed down on th e AMS ruling to rip down non-approved march poster s following an emergency council meeting Thursday night . The ruling followed the passDuring debate, arts presiden t ing of a motion giving th e Chuck Campbell said councilwording for Monday's referlors were not elected to reflec t endum : "Do you wish that an orderl y the views of the students . H e academic procession be added said they were to give leader ship . to the Alma Mater Society pro"If the students vote for th e gram on National Studen t march they are saying we aren' t Day?. " The meeting was called t o doing this," he said . consider a 900-name petition submitted by the March of Concern Committee . VANCE REFUSE D MCC is an ad hoc group formed after council vetoed th e march Oct . 15 . I AMS co-ordinator Graem e Vance refused the group permission to put up posters adUBC president John Ma c vertising its own march . donald has accused universit y Councillors and members of students of too often confusin g campus service club Circle K freedom with licence in thei r were told Monday to rip down demonstrations . all posters promoting the unAddressing university offiauthorized march . cials at the University of TorHender said he retracted th e onto, Wednesday, Macdonald council ruling Thursday because he felt both sides of th e said : "There is a deep-seated petition had an equal right t o unrest among many student s and some faculty members wit h advertise. He said that the AMS wil l a growing incidence of lawlesscampaign against the referen- nes . "These people frequentl y dum . espouse meaningless causes an d NOISY SESSIO N overstep the law in their pro In the noisy hour-long sestest efforts. " sion of council Hender said "Somehow we are failing to that the referendum could very well become a confidence vote get the message across that universities exist for the indivifor council . The point of confidence was dual," he said . "They are a bulwark against batted around the counci l chamber until drowned in a anarchy, the kind of anarchy confused passing of the referen- that some of them (the students) . are provoking. " dum wording . Students hit for 'licence, lawlessness Page 2 THE UBYSSEY Students across Canad a talk and teach Oct . 27 OTTAWA (CUP) — Mas s demonstrations, panel discussions and teach-ins are planned across Canada on Nationa l Student Day, Oct . 27 . The program is planned to dramatize the demand for universal accessibility for highe r education . Strong support for the Canadian Union of Students' actio n program for the day is eviden t is some regions, but spotty in others. In Ottawa the national CUS effort will be climaxed by a march on parliament hill from Commie head would allow 'opposition' By BRUCE McBAY Canadian Communist part y leader William Kashton came out in support of democracy Thursday. Kashton told 40 students a t a noon meeting in Bu.106 his party stood for a multi-part y system of government . "A Communist government would allow opposition parties to exist as long as they obeye d the laws of Canada," he said . He did not say what the law s of Canada would be. "A Communist government would not be based on the Russian one-party system," he said . Kashton said free higher education is a necessity in Canad a and it should be implemente d as soon as possible. "Ten years, as stated by the Bladen commission, is too long to wait . "Free education should be the right of all students . " Kashton said the problem of Canadian unity would not be solved by a provincial conference as proposed by oppositio n leader John Diefenbaker . He said Canada was made up of two nations and the proble m should be tackled by a federal conference between French and English representatives . He said if French Canad a was not given equal rights it could lead to a split in Canada , both parts of which would h e absorbed by the United States . Speaking about the upcoming election, Kashton said h e "would like to see a large number of progressives elected t o parliament . " He defined progressives a s Communists, New Democrats , and others of similar principles . the city's four universities . CUS president Patrick Kenniff will address a meetin g there along with representatives of the political parties . On the 44 CUS campuse s the success or failure of National Student Day is anybody' s guess . * * * The picture varies from Nova Scotia's plans to march on the provincial legislature to Saskatchewan's wait and see attitude . Newfoundland students a t Memorial University, already assured of free education b y Premier Smallwood, will demonstrate their solidarity wit h students in the rest of the coun try . New Brunswick and Princ e Edward Island students a r e planning publicity and educational programs . At Victoria University, students plan to march to a theatre for a public forum, wher e political candidates, universit y administrators, a n d government speakers will address them. Edmonton and Calgary students are planning the creation of an Alberta Associatio n of Students that will carry o n the fight for student demand s after National Student Day . In Edmonton, students will tape $1,500 worth of dimes t o a sidewalk to gi ve a graphic picture of the cost of higher education for a student for on e year. Students at Brandon College, Manitoba, are planning a meeting with speeches fro m all political parties, a debat e on free education and a jaz z concert at night. * * * Plans for United College and University of Manitoba are no t yet finalized . In Quebec, the Union Generla des Etudiants du Quebec has decided not to participate in National Student Day . At Loyala, the senate of the university has cancelled classes for the afternoon . The McGill student counci l will not take part in Nationa l Student Day. The council took the decision to opt out of the Canadia n Union of Students program after students at Laval and the University of Montreal declined to join with them in an education teach-in . Pantalones G y Aon mjtanuel Ladies ' BAY ;9 _ Captain Newman, M .D . Gregory Peck, Tony Curti s and Angie Dickenson. Plus : A Stitch In Time Norman Wisdom, Edward Chapma n DELTA October 22 and 23 only Night Creatures Peter Cushin g Kiss of the Vampire Clifford Evans Dr . Terror's Hous e of Horror (Adult) Peter Cushing SLACKS McGill is currently seekin g membership in the Union Generale des Etudiants du Quebec . Ken Cabatoff, external vicepresident of the McGill student council said Tuesday tha t if McGill is admitted to th e UGEQ it will push for a Quebec student day . He said his council did no t consider action for free education in Quebec advisable without the support of at least one French speaking university . Bishop College has made no decision in the country-wide action . Theirs was the only delegation at the CUS congress to vote against the universal accessibility motion . In Ontario, students fro m t h e universities of Toronto , York University, and the Ryerson Polytechnical Institute will march on the provincial Legislature to demand an en d to financial and social barriers to universal accessibility . * * * Organizers estimate the march could draw 5,000 students . The marchers plan to present a brief to education minister William • Davis . 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" In the coming week, student s Enomoto said, "We can only will be visited and hea r conclude after hearing the conspeeches from New Democrati c tent of the editorial, that w e must categorically deny it s Party leader Tommy Douglas , Manitoba's Conservative Prevalidity . " mier Duff Roblin, and represen"The people at UBC radio, tatives of the Liberal party . who issue such statements NDP leader Tommy Dougla s seem to suffer from hysteria is expected to touch on som e and schizophrenia. " red-hot issues today in his tal k "Martin obviously did no t at noon in Brock. take the time to get the facts , "We expect the speech to inbefore using slander to swa y the opinions of others," he said . clude abolition of fees, the acceptance o fthe Bladen report , Martin, contacted in the rad- and the Canadian identity to soc studio as he prepared to ai r day," said Colin Gabelinann , the editorial again, took full vice-president of the UBC NDP responsibility for the wording . club . "It is my personal opinion," Manitoba Premier Duff Robhe said. lin will address a students ' "Paul Thiele, president of the Radio Society, gave me per - rally at UBC, Oct. 28 . The Conservative premie r mission to air it after he had slightly changed the original will be accompanied by Conservative candidate for Vancouver version ." Martin admitted that the mes- Quadra, Howard Green . sage's purpose was "controLocation of the rally has no t yet been announced . versy" . "I do not deny it as being And representatives from th e unfair," he said . Liberal, Conservative and New "I also admit to being ignor - Democratic parties will pre ant of the facts . " sent their views on internaLater, after talking to first tional affairs in the B .C . Hydro vice-president Bob Cruise, Mar - Building Auditorium tonight a t tin produced a signed apology 8 :00 p .m . in which he publicly refute d A question period will follow his comments in the editorial the discussions sponsored b y and apologized to Committe e the World Federalists of Canmembers . ada . An hour after The Ubysee y received this signed apology, Martin returned to The UbyCanadian town planning ex ssey office and asked for th e return of the apology. pert Jacques Simard of Mont He said : "Paul Thiele told real will address the Vancouver Institute at 8 :15 p .m . Saturme to retract the retraction . " Meanwhile, a second editoria l day in the Frederick Woo d backing the AMS on its march Theatre . policy, was broadcast by radHis topic is planning Downsoc president Paul Thiele . town for People ." Election fever hits UBC s —Joe varesi phot o WATCH YOUR NAILS purrs one homewrecker as nurses and home ec gals viciousl y battle for possession of football in Thursday's annual Teacup game . Nurses won 6- 0 in dramatic upset . Action chairman Cruis e states stand on marc h By BOB CRUISE EAP co-chairman Bob Cruise is Alma Maier Society first vice-presiden t Education Action Program co chairman. He says the opinion s he gives here are not his as a council member, but his own personal ideas. However, on National Student Day, when the Universitie s of Victoria, Montreal, McGil l and Edmonton, and three- Ontario universities are marching to Ottawa is UBC to be considered a passive participant? Marches do not solve complex questions . But they do give students a chance to join as a group with their student councillors in expressing concern . distribution of literature in the community . Although the itudent has to act by himsel f rather than collectively (therefore it is hard to say ho w many would bother) the ide a is excellent and I'm in favor of having students who ar e willing to distribute literatur e in the downtown area. Here is why I am in favo r Whatever happens though, I of the march from Sunset will indicate my committmen t Beach . to the National Student comI am not speaking as AMS munity and my concern ove r first vice-president . Student Council Monda y the trends in university studcame out in favor of a mas s What I have advocated is an ent financing . academic procession . I per- I sonally would support any responsible orderly march to indicate concern over student (Continued from Page 1) financing. e EAP recommended that th National Students' Day pro "Byron Hender told us abou t march to the Bayshore to give gram?' " this at 3 :30 p .m. Wednesday, " students the opportunity t o MCC chairman Randy Eno- he said . "The deadline was 4 give university presidents a . ,, moto, said the petition was cir - p .m . chance to explain their feeling culated because the MCC di d MCC members handed ou t about "universal accessibility " not regard the planned Alm a 3,000 leaflets Thursday statin g to students. Mater Society referendum a s their position . The AMS president (or CU S fair . The leaflet said student counpresident if he would come) He said the planned referen- cil had distorted the aims of would deliver a brief statedum, outlined in a Ubyssey ad- MCC. ment to the Association of vertisement Thursday, 'w a s "At no time has this commitUniversities and Colleges i n worded to imply that a marc h tee Canada meeting. advocated that Nationa l alone would not be part of a I have never advocated a Students Day program consist responsible program . solely of a march," it said . "protest march to badger th e "It gives students the optio n AUCC presidents" . of either having the march or taking part in an organize d Fall Campu s program," he said. "The committee is in favor —S PECIAL — of both. " Enomoto said he took exception to a statement in the two Free education for every page advertisement which said body is proposed by New the AMS was willing to hav e Democratic candidate for the MCC put a statement of Valncouver-Quadrat George their views in the advertiseTrasov . ment. Speaking to a meeting o f I PETITION SIGNE D NDP man wants free education RAI NCOAT S Town for people He's Here! The Uncanny, Fascinatin g 111x. ,/harry STAGE HYPNOTIST Totem Park Sat ., Oct. 23 8 :00 p .m . Admission 50c CROYDO N $1q .95 50 students in Bu. 204 Thursday at noon Trasov pointed out his party's planned social and economic reforms . He said: "We must expand facilities to absorb every girl, boy who has the desire for hiher education ." 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Editorial opinions expressed are those of the editor and not necessarily those of the AYH or the University. Editorial office. CA 4-3916 . Advertising office. CA 4-3242 , Loc. 26. Member Canadian University Press . Founding member, Pacific Student Press . Authorized as second-class mail by Post Office Department . Ottawa, and for payment of postage in cash . Winner Canadian University Press trophies for genera l excellence and news photography . By DANNY STOFFMA N FRIDAY, OCT . 22, 196 5 "The tigers of wrath are wiser than the horse s of instruction ." " —Wm . Blake. Responsibility If you think you're confused about the fee figh t march question, think about how confused your AMS council is. Thursday night, council decided they had to have a referendum on whether students want to take part in an AMS-directed march. You see, council Wednesday decided they maybe weren't sure that their decision that nobody wanted t o march was perhaps true or not . So they announced a referendum then, although the wording of it put in Thursday's Ubyssey wasn't finalized until about 10 p.m. at the printers, and even then the wording apparently was wrong. And anyway, a 900-signature petition calling for a differently worded referendum was gathered Thursday . Thursday night, the council re-approved the referendum, but worded it a third way._ As near as it can be interpreted, the referendum will now ask you if you are in favor of including a mass march in the AMS National Student Day activities Wednesday, not instead of the AMS activities as perhaps suggested in Thursday's Ubyssey ad. There is a pretty good chance that Thursday night' s wording of the referendum is unconstitutional anyway, since it doesn't exactly conform to the wording of the petition signed by the 900 . For more jokes on the , i:MS front, consider AMS president Byron Hender's decision immediately after the meeting that the ad hoc group would be allowed to post their posters pushing the march . He decided this, despite the fact that council a fe w minutes before had thrown out a suggestion they re consider their students-should-not-march motion of last week. This motion, you may or may not care to remember, was used by the AMS earlier this week as justification for tearing down the ad hoc group's posters . All this waffling, we feel, is a direct result o f council's inability to do what they were elected to do — lead. Because of some councillors' i n s i s t a n c e that they are not there to lead, but to reflect the whims of the last student they talked to, some councillors continu e to bring up for consideration again and again, motions already passed or defeated . And through some quirk of council leadership , these issues are discussed again and again and again , often with decisions directly, or partially, contradictor y to their original form. It's not that there is a crisis of leadership in the Alma Mater Society, though. There's just no leadership . Vote yes Well, despite council's waffling, what should the campus reaction be to the referendum ? We do urge students to vote for the inclusion of an AMS-directed march . No other way, we feel, can brin g home as effectively to the people of B .C . and Canad a student concern for the problems of higher education . We feel sure there will be a march. Whatever the outcome of the vote . And, without in any way castin g aspersions on the ad hoc committee, we would rather se e the' march run by the AMS . The ad hoc committee is to be commended for opening council's eyes to the feeling on campus in favor of a tangible demonstration of student concern. But council has something the ad hocers haven't got, and need to carry out the best possible march . Money. And the best possible march is what we want to see . So, vote YES to ' include the march in the AMS program. Don't give waffling a place to start. "Hey! Where's the parader ' mamas :. i,?i: : LETTER S QUEEN'S PRESIDENT Editor, The Ubyssey, Sir : In reference to the treatment accorded Peter Baxter by the Special Events Commit tee, the chairman of this committee should resign . This "treatment" was i n very poor taste and inexcusable. I don't know this Peter Baxter, and his political philosophy or otherwise makes n o difference to me . But I DO know that thi s man is a graduate of thi s university, besides bearing Her Majesty's Commission, and for those reasons alon e should be afforded a measur e of respect . What does the Special Events Committee think that UBC grads are good for—t o throw sawdust on? BILL MacKINNO N * * * LOVE THOSE CAMPS Editor, The Ubyssey, Sir : You allotted four pages to a foul smelling representation of one side of the residence story . We violently disagree with almost everything that wa s printed . I am positive your reporters never even came up to Acadia . Why compare the dra b conditions in the elite typ e residences with our so beloved Bunkhouses ? Or is Housing trying t o write us off completely? I know our huts won't las t long but the spirit cannot be destroyed, trampled on, o r scoffed at . I am sure most of the Fort Campers feel the same way. I agree that on rainy days coming back from lectures to these dingy dorms is neve r condusive to lifting the spirit , but most of the days you ca n feel the pulse of this place . Most people have their rooms so well decorated and the prison type paint supplied b y Housing covered up that it is a joy to live in them . As for being lonely in a crowd I violently disagree. Often if you might want a moment to reflect and collec t your thought you cannot find such a place at least in Acadia . I know of a lot of people that have abandoned Totem Park or Lower Mall to find out about our hole they have heard so much about . I. SCHEFFLE R GRAD STUDIE S Panic has developed amon g the Freedom Now types at UBC . Now that Wesbrook has decided unmarried people can't have the pill, they think an unhappy trend has begun. Presumably, so the argument goes, the Wesbrook administrator who made the decisio n feels it is somehow 'immoral " for unmarried people to have complete sex lives . If this is his opinion, they say, he's entitled to it — but it's only an opinion and on e not shared by large parts of educated society. The anti-bureaucracy peopl e think the precedent will allo w every campus official to enforce his own silly little prejudice. If they're right, it's not hard o predict these items from the files of the 1970 Ubyssey : Oct. 17 : All cars without bucket seats have been banned from campus parking lots, traffic czar Sir Ouvry Robert s announced today . "We all know what immoral things went on in the old seats," . said Sir Ouv. "Bucket seats are the only moral thin g to happen in this country sinc e the Durham Report . " Nov . 10 : City beauty parlors were full of natura l blondes today — wanting dy e jobs . Reason is a new ban o n blondes in UBC's women' s residences . "We all know how immora l blondes are," said matro n Butcha Dyke . Feb. 9 : Brock Hall proctor has announced all candidate s but ND' have been banned from today's all-party rally. `"Everyone knows capital ism is immoral and the sole cause of class hatred," he said . Mr . Douglas, Mr . Stracha n and Mr . Herrid'ge will replac e Mr . Diefenbaker, Mr. Perrault and Mr. Bonner on the panel . May 6 : UBC's medical faculty . will be discontinued nex t term, President John B . Macdonald has announced . He said the faculty will be replaced by an extended dental faculty . "We all know what ha moral parts of the body doctors deal with," said the president, himself a dental graduate. "Teeth — even when decayed and yellow — ar e moral . "A healthy tooth means a healthy body," continued th e president, tenderly stroking a 10-foot monument to a wisdom tooth beside his desk . "By concentrating on teeth at UBC, we hope to get to th e root of the health problem" . EDITOR: Tom Wayma n News —____ .r_ . „. . Ron nite r Associate George Reamsbottom City Richard Blai r Photo __ Bert MacKinno n Sports _ ___ ._ Ed Clar k Asst News .... Dan Mulle n Robbi West, Janet Matheso n Asa't City .__._„ _ Al Donald Page Friday _. ._.__ ..__ John Kelse y Managing _ —__.~..„.._ Norm Bett s __ Mike Bolto n Features Den Hul l CUP Staff party Saturday night . Details available at Ubyssey office . Working Thursday were Kim Richards, Bruce Benton, Pat Eau showy, Stuart Gray, Bruce McBay , Dick Taylor, Brent Cromie, Betty Lebodoff, Randy Briggs, Bill Graf , Sue Gransby . Linda Morrison , Powell Hargrave, Joe Varesi, Do n Kydd, Kurt Hilger, Dennis Gans , Rosemary Hyman, Lackof Patience. (That's pretty funny Bert , but where are my pictures?) -,.','',, .ç:.: ‘''., pf Oct. 22, 1965 ON THE COVER : Erick Hawkins, modern dancer, as o clown . Hawkins appears at UBC Nov . 2, courtesy Special Events. Editor : John ICelsey Current affairs Steve Brow n Science, the arts Executive Al Franci s Rochelle Morini s Drawings Arnold Saba, Brett Smail l Jeff Wal l • Page Friday predicts : • fee increases n e x t year, or the year after , unless UBC raises hell en mass . • drink-ins . • a Liberal return t o power, with nothing mor e than a small majority, a decrease in Conservativ e support, an increase i n NDP seats, and the virtual eradication of Creditistes . Social Credit will remai n unchanged, in its own red neck way. • witch hunts in th e United States, when larg e numbers of students be gin to burn their draft cards or photostats of them . A new McCarth y will emerge . • Simon Fraser Academy will castigate UB C and a student rivalr y verging upon alienation . • a lot of profs will pick up Paul Krassner 's line delivered when the auditorium audience hissed his lateness : "Is thi s a throw-back to whe n your mother was teachin g you to urinate and she stood there and said hsss ? Sounds like you're practising to hold a piss-in . " • the Lions will los e Sunday, especially wit h Dennis . • the Montreal poet s who swarmed into Vancouver this fall wil l swarm out again next spring . • Homecoming will b e rained out—again . And the RCMP will raid th e dances . • women will t a k e over the world inside 2 5 years, bless their little black tongues . Read Phillip Wylie, he's still valid . • Magistrate Ferguson will not give a not-guilt y verdict—ever . • parking on campu s will get tougher than ever as Sir Ouvry's little me n enforce their little rule s to the bloody hilt . • male birth control pill will flop . • Bob Cruise an d Graeme Vance will bot h run for AMS presiden t next spring—and lose t o an ex-Ubyssey editor . pf 2wo —interview — Sunny-side-up Saint Realist Paul Krassner edits Th e eight-year-old Realist whic h he calls a magazine of fre e thought, criticism and satire . He has edited newspapers , written for Mad magazine , been a contributing editor to Playboy for four years, an d earns his living writing a column for Cavalier magazine . The Realist produce s no income . He is 33 and lives in New' York. Krassner has officiated a t teach-ins and protest rallies all over the U .S . — last weekend, he (with Alle n Ginsberg) led the Viet Na m demonstrations at Berkeley. This interview was tape d Wednesday morning with Page Friday editor .1 o h n Kelsey and Ron Riter . Page Friday : Mr . Krassner, do you think Lyndo n Johnson is sane ? Krassner: I know there ar e people in Con gress_ and sen- "I hea r students are people" ators, and in the cabinet who think he's insane . There ar e reporters I know who think he's insane . PF : Do you think he's insane ? Krassner : Who is to judge ? I think what he's doing i s insane . If the capacity t o rationalize irrational action s is a measure of insanity, the n Lyndon Johnson is one of the most insane men in Am erica . Particularly in regar d to Viet Nam . PF : What about Eisenhower and Kennedy — they supported (then president) Die m in Viet Nam, too . Krassner : I think there' s a touch of insanity in an y leader who does inhuman e acts in order to stay i n power . PF : Johnson says he's committed the US to fight in Viet Nam and other places in the world to stem threats to people's sovreignty and freedom . Krassner : He's also said we seek no wider war . That' s pretty schizophrenic, isn' t it? PF : What will be the effect of the Berkeley demonstrations ? KRASSNER : They're having some effect on President Johnson—a negative effect , but it's there . He's reacted to it, throug h his unofficial G o e b b e l s , James Reston . He says this protest is pro longing the war because th e Vietnamese people think th e American people are divided . They're right, America i s divided and there is protest , but this is such a ridiculous argument because, Americ a could wipe the Viet Cong ou t just like that . What they're doing now—I say they now, I don't even say We an y more — is so brutal, so in humane that I don't think America will ever be thought of as the same, just like Nazi Germany isn' t thought of in the same way any more. PF: Do you think the Americans are more bruta l than the French were i n Viet Nam ? Krassner : Yes, the French didn't have conscription to fight their war in Viet Nam . we're conscripting people . I don't think the F r e n c h ever used napalm either . Not only that, but it's wh o we're attacking . If there's a suspected Viet Cong in a village, we'll bomb it . No w there might not be a single Cong in there, there migh t be a frightened catholic refugee . We're totally irresponsible . "We thought . t h e r e might be a Cong in there . " PF : What's the object o f the people who are demonstrating? Do they want the U .S. to pull out of Viet Nam? Krassner: Definitely . PF : A couple of years ago , students went to Alabam a to - protest racial injustic e and now they're all protesting Viet Nam . Isn't it possible a lot of them are just protesting for the sake o f protest? Krassner : Its p o s s i b l e there are people who ge t involved because this i s where the action is . But that doesn't make the principl e any less moral or immoral . Someone can protest be cause this is the latest protest movement, but he ca n be really horrified at wha t they're protesting against at the same time . After a while motivations don't make an y difference . There are reporters wh o feel the same way about th e war as we do, but they'r e still filing their phony stories . They may have the right motivation but they're doin g the wrong thing . They'r e being traitors by ommission . PF . Have you burned you r draft card yet? Krassner : No, I'm not going to burn my draft car d because an individual ac t such as that isn't going t o accomplish anything, excep t maybe land me in jail for five years . Even if I weren' t over the draft age, burning the draft card is a symboli c act, really . To be a conscientious objector you don't hav e to burn your draft card . PF: You know about thi s march of concern at UBC , the campaign for equal opportunity for education fo r all . What do you think abou t it? "Lyndo n Johnso n is insane" THf ;-UBYS -SEY Krassner : The cause is nice . PF: Can this have an effect? Do you think it wil l become immediate to people ? Krassner : The people who are marching are student s who are paying fees, so i t has an immediate effect on their pocket books, right ? If they win, that is . But yo u assume that anyone who doe s something like this has a t least a vague hope of winning . Take the Berkeley protests : ideally, I consider they would end and the war . Realistically, I have to vie w them as an end in them selves . We're protesting, s o it makes us just that much higher than a vegetable . But they wouldn't eve n let us protest in Oakland, so that's becoming another issue now, the right to protest . PF : Is that valid, that pro test is an end in itself? Krassner: It's valid in th e sense that it's contained in the bill of rights . Freedom of assembly, freedom of speech, the right to petitio n your government . So it's an end in itself and also, hopefully, a means to an end . PF: Is the right of students to demonstrate a constitutional guarantee ? Krassner : It's a right of people, and I understand students are people . PF : Do students have th e right to ask a voice in university affairs ? Krassner : Of course . Th e university i s theoreticall y run for students . PF: But it's also theoretically run by people wh o know better than students . You pay your money, and b y doing it give them total responsibility for your education . Krassner : With a question like that, I come out sounding like a socialist, which I'm not. But the board of directors of any university is the business community . They're essentially big business people, the chamber of commerce heroes, so naturally they want the best fo r their vested interest . They don't want any of these protests because, by implicatio n they're going against the grain of those interests . PF : Is the Berkeley figh t for free speech finished, is it won ? Krassner : No, I think it's inter-related with w h a t they're on now . The right t o march to Oakland is an ex tension of free speech . PF : Would you, in your dreams, advocate a non democratic state ? Krassner: The trouble wit h a lot of the, liberals I know , including me, is that the y like the democracy in principle but you always run the risk of getting a choice be - tween President Johnso n and Barry Goldwater. PF : Insofar as labels are valid, and you've said you are a liberal and not a socialist, would you label yourself politically ? Krassner : I'd call myself a humanist, and not a socialist, but little else . I'm op posed to labels unless they change my behavior, an d "humanist" will, "socialist " won't . A l o t of Marxists would feel more comfortabl e about me, even if I never changed a word of what I say or write, if I'd call my self a Marxist . It's the political version of a mother wanting to know if her boy' s going to marry somebody jewish . PF: The U .S . says it's protecting the whole free worl d "I'm not burning my draft card" from the Communist world . Do you think there's any rational basis for this fear o f communism? Krassner: It's not a fear, it's an obsession . But my point is that an innocen t Vietnamese kid who's just been burned by napalm doesn't give a shit about th e free world, because they'r e the ones who've just spille d this napalm on him . PF: Do you think the two ideologies of capitalism an d communism can co-exist ? Krassner : This is the basi s of the whole conflict . W e won't grant the Vietnames e people the freedom to elec t the Communist governmen t —if that's what they want . We can't conceive the possibility that in certain part s of the world communism may be a better way of running a country than free enterprise . PF: Is communism a threa t to the American way of life , assuming the American wa y of life is worth saving ? Krassner : No, I see the byproducts of anti-communism as a threat to the American way of life, the witch hunt , for example . Like, there's a neowitchhunt starting now about the anti-draft movement. The minute that happened, you know, some sen to PF seven see : more Realis t inside argument - pf4 Art pf6 backgroun d _pf3 books pf6 cinema pf7 interview pf2 opinion pf3 poetry pf 6 two column s pfS whimsy Friday, October 22,., 1, 965 --------------- ---- - Water, water everywher e Hamilton in Washingto n dickering for Californi a By PAT HORROBIN It was Alvin Hamilton — squint-eyed, shrewd eyed agrarian radical turned economic determinist — speaking on behalf of Canada early this year in Washington, D.C. He was addressing a very private, somewha t startled gathering of 20-odd key United States congressmen, including the majority and minorit y leaders of both the senate and house of representatives . They wanted to discuss water . And Hamilton, Diefenbaker-years' ministe r first of Northern affairs and resources and the n of agriculture, sent along to the meeting and b y the Pearson government, talked turkey instead. He told them the United States had a detaile d inventory of U .S. resource assets and needs, th e five-volume Paley Commission report commissioned in 1952 by President Truman, and he suggested they read it carefully . He told them according to the Paley report and its 1963 refinement, Resources for America' s Future, by 1980 the United States' industria l machine will be 20 per cent short of the strategic resources needed to maintain present growt h rates . He told the congressmen, who had asked Canada to Washington primarily to discuss the $10 .0 billion Parsons Plan which would spend $30 billion in Canada to divert annually to the U .S. and Mexico 120,000,000 acre-feet of water now flowing into the Arctic via the Yukon, Peace, Athabasca, Laird arid other rivers that under thi s plan the United States would get $360 billion to $400 billion each year in increased productivity , a very good return for a one-shot over-all expenditure of $100 billion . He told them both the Paley report and resources for America's Future forecast that by 197 5 continental United States will be running out o f iron, lead, zinc and uranium and will need increased imports of energy, particularly natura l gas and oil — not to mention water, for industria l purpose. Then Hamilton told them Canada has plent y of those things, including one-third of the world' s fresh water. And that she isn't giving anything away . "Either you'll sit down and bargain with us for use of our resources or some day you'll hav e to send an army in to take them with us," Hamilton said . Canada is interested in getting a few things i n return, he told the legislators, and mentione d just a couple he has in mind : Control over Canadian industries, and another crack at drawing up a treaty on the Alask a Panhandle . He talked of possible Canadian limitations on resource-export, and quoted from page 228 of the final Gordon Commission Report a recommendation that there might be merit in requiring exporters of ores, concentrates and other semi- processed commodities to obtain export permits goo d only for a stated period . But there is another Canadian viewpoint, Hamilton said . "Namely, if something worthwhile is put o n the barrel-head, Canada might be interested," he said. A congressman from Chicago (Yates) shot out : "What do you want this time — California? " Hamilton told them Canada is interested in mutual advantage, in deals such as the Columbia River treaty in which Canada could have developed 17 billion kilowatt hours of hydro powe r by going it alone, but by working with the U .S. produced 37 billion kilowatt hours, the extra 2 0 billion to be split with Canada getting 27 billio n and the U .S . 10 billion . "If the U.S. had insisted on all the extra 2 0 billion KWH we could have diverted to the Fraser River and they would have got nothing," h e said. He went on to explain that Canada does hav e a lot of water, but it would be unwise to conside r water alone — it must be considered as part o f a package with minerals and energy . And asked : "Surely if 120,000,000 acre-feet would add $360 billion to $400 billion annually in U .S. gross national product, then we should expect a big share of that increase?" In an internal Conservative Party document , Hamilton has appraised present Canadian arguments on water-usage . The first is the Gen. A. L. McNaughton approach in which Canada will refuse to give an y water at all -and will in theory force investmen t and industry to come to the water . "This ignores the alternative open to t h e U.S.A. (using atomic power to change salt water to fresh water) and in any case is a long slow growth for Canada," says Hamilton . Paley report tells all . . . By PAT HORROBI N The Paley Report makes fo r diverting reading, right fro m its title : "'Resources for Freedom' — The President's Materials Policy Commission Report . " It's interesting when it get s to Volume Five, much of whic h deals with Canadian resource s and legislative climate for investment . And the subsequent commentary o n the Paley Re port, released by the U .S. N a t i o n a l HORROBIN Security Resources Board si x months later in December , 1952, runs a photo-finish second for insights into U .S. economic aims. The whole thing seems t o come out to : The U.S. economy needs re sources — where and how will it get them ? The report and subsequent commentary are laced through with observations that under line the American need . Some extracts: "So well have we built our high-output factories, so efficiently have we opened the lines of distribution to our remotest consumers that our sources are weakening under the constantly increasing strain Friday, October 22, 1965 of demand ." (Paley Report, Vol . I, p. 1.) "The first (difficulty) lies i n the profound shift in the basi c materials position of the United States — the worsening relationship between our requiremnts and our means of satisfying them . "A second is to be found in the difficulties encountered b y other high-consuming nations, particularly in Western Europe , which stem from the depletio n of their own resources couple d with the weakening or severing of ties with their colonies . 'A third lies in the rising ambitions of the resource-rich but less developed nations, especially of former colonial status , which focus on industrialization rather than materials ex port." (Paley Report, Vol . I, pp 1-2.) "If complete world peace , confidence and prosperity were to bless the world tomorrow , the materials problem would surely not vanish nor necessarily become less severe — for if all the nations of the worl d should achieve the same standard of living as our own, the resulting world need for materials would increase to six times the present already massive consumption ." Paley Report, Vol . I, p. 3.) "By the midpoint of th e twentieth century . . . we had completed our slow transition from a raw materials surplus nation to a raw materials de °icit nation . ` . . . Accordingly the Unite d States has used up its resource s considerably faster than th e rest of the free world . With less than 10 percent of the fre e world's population and 8 per cent of its land area, Th e United States consumes close to half the free world volum e of materials ." (Paley Report , Vol . I, p. 6.) "We believe that the destinies of the United States an d the rest of the free non-Communist world are inextricabl y bound together . This belief we hope will color everything we have to say about the Material s Problem . It implies; for example, that if the United State s is to increase is imports of maerials it must return in other forms strength for strength to match what it receives ." (Paley Report, Vol . I, p. 3.) "Wherever technical assistance is extended in these fields , th United States should see k assurance that the recipien t country will promote conditions favorable to developin g uch resources as may be discovered." (Paley Report, Vol. I, p. 74.) "The Mutual Security Agency (referring to above recomto . PF seven see: more Paley THE -UBY .SSEY The second is Hamilton's own idea to trea t water, energy and minerals as a package to bar gain for a "large share" of the American $360 ' billion to $400 billion increase in industria l wealth which the diversion of 120,000,000 acrefeet of water would spur . By implication of his appearance on Canada' s behalf at the Washington meeting, it is also an argument enjoying some currency in Libera l policy circles . Hamilton calls it the Growth Exchange approach. "It has precedent in the European Steel Cornmunity, the European Common Market, our (Tory ) national oil policy and the Columbia River sharing of downstream benefits," he said . The third alternative is to sell water by itself, rather than considering Canada's resource s as a package for bargaining. Hamilton estimates Canada could ask $8 billion a year for use of the 120,000,000 acre-fee t diverted from the Arctic-flowing rivers . The McNaughton no-sale of resources fails i n what Hamilton terms the nationalist development category; Canada would have to provide most of the capital for investment and find markets fo r the increased production. "This approach would be possible but slow, " he said last fall in a speech at the National Conference on Canadian Goals, held at Fredericton, N.B . "It would have the opposition of the majorit y of our major business groupings and hence, th e press," Hamilton said . "In times of slow-dow n the labor groups would probably get vociferous . "In the long run it would probably give us more control over our own economic destiny ." On an across-the-board North American re source policy bargaining power would be with Canada, the former resources minister believes . "Certainly from Canada's viewpoint it is bet ter to bargain with all our energy forms as a package, rather than have each segment of energy resources sold off individually," he said . "On a package deal the weight of advantag e shifts sharply to our side ." And he foresees that the United States, whic h will face in the decades ahead the problem of having a stable source of supply in a world o f much political instability, will see the advantage of having a stable Canadian resource base. To decide which policy to adopt, the spokes man has put forward a three-part program of action which prime minister Pearson pledged on May 21 to consider and comment upon . • A study of Canadian water demand to the years 2000, 20.50 and 2100, based on present estimate of total Canadian water a s 810 billion gallons per day . (American figures forecast a United State s demand of 700 billion gallons per day b y 1985 and 900 billion gallons per day by the year 2000. The United States at present ha s 650 billion gallons available per day .) • General decision of where new Canadian industrial complexes should be located . • Joint United States-Canada study of resources on the North American continent in order to evaluate gains or mutual advantage of resource-sharing . SIP 3hree CLASSICAL GUITAR argumen Tuition up to Advance d Level - Segovia Techniqu e t Muse calls AM S By JAMIE REI D What you are about to read is not true — but only th e situation has been changed to protect the guilty . The char- o acters do n t exist. EMPLOYMENT NOTICE W. PARKER To all students who will be seekin g Recitalist . 684-1096 employment on graduatio n REGISTER NO W DANC E 1111 Clu b 8 :00 p.m . - 2 :00 a .m . For Fall and Spring Interview s at Placement Offic e Student Services Office — West Mal l THURS . TO DISCS Admission $1 .0 0 Fri . & Sat . Live Music $2 .50 couple - $1 .50 singl e 1111 West Pende r So smoothly has run this machiner y Without single taint of chicaner y (An achievement indeed, to go so long , In these vicious times, without doing wrong ) Brave Hender, however, won't rest on laurels . "True," he says, "I've preserved my morals, But my bold heart, by doubt, grave doubt, is tossed . This good has happened at terrible cost . My virtue I fear, future poets may sing , Occurred by virtue of not doing a thing . I therefore conceive a bold, useful plo t To aid each beggarly students lot ; And if in council, I can push my plan, I'll prove myself useful, and in short, a man . He Called to the council, and bade them all , To appear well-dressed in the appointed hall . And one by one in their order appea r Undergrad presidents, well-dressed, eyes clea r (Except for the bleary eyed chief engineer , Recovering with pills from effects of two beer) . Heroic Hender now strides to the light . He raises his voice, hardly tinged with fright . He sees in the future a secure career , And benignly calls his followers near . Cuts into council's confused bemusing , Beginning with something they find amusing, And then straight away begins to beseech They hearken in silence to Presidential speech . "We need, you all know, some powerful issu e And to himself he adds, "Of tissue " . ) "To provoke some action from the masses, Bind together disaffected classes , And divert from thinking of all the ills Caused by the famine of birth control pills ." (Now holds he fire, calmly waits for applause . Obedient Councillors pound their paws . ) And one terrible threat that each student sees , Is and has been, yearly raising of fees . Abolition of fees shall be the cry , Paint me signs to strike each student's eye , We'll save this holy place, God bless her, By withholding fees in second semester ! And now the Councillors in earnest gasp — They see the keys of power in their grasp . Strain as they will, they cannot withhold Applause from a plan will save them gold . Politic Hender needs to say no more . All that remains is to delegate chores . Hoarding himself for future contribution , In case their might be some small retribution , Introducing speakers, and wearing masks . He is careful discreet, aware of his roles , Sensitive to vacillations of the polls . But now in the midst of the great hubbub , Arrives a message from the Faculty Club . Engraved in gold, to Hender from Heaven sent , An invitation to dinner with the president , To glaring heights of glory and of fame . And he went inglory, but returned in shame . to PF seve n see : more verse Why have a "button-down " mind? . . If you've neve r been through the doorway to a college man's world . " why not drop in and rummage through out IVY Collection ? Murray Goldma n p 774 Wherever you're heading after graduation, you'll find one of Royal's more than 1,100 branches there to look after you . Meanwhile, anythin g we can do for you, here and now ? Drop in any time . ROYAL BAN K 1AViA0 Up Half a Block from Birk's Clock T OUtOE EM .. . M CAN'T MP -I\ NOISE ! Page 8 THEUBYSSEY Friday, October 22, 1965 ARMSTRONG & RE A THE WHEELER S OPTOMETRIST S SALES AND SERVIC E EYES EXAMINE D CONTACT LENSES INEPT : Cece (Dick Tracy) Paul, commandante of the campus Gestapo, has been upset for at least a year now because the university rejected his hushhush request that the patrol be armed — with GUNS! No fooling . One of his super-striped sergeants w a s bossing a traffic jam last weekend a t the Lower Mall booze dance . Hot - rod speed s straight at sergeant . Serge ant waves arms frantically . Hot-rod swooshes past , nearly knocking sergeant down . Just as sergeant get s turned around, hot-ro d pulls a 'U' and zooms bac k at him through the intersection. Fearless sergean t reaches for his gunbelt and pulls out—yes!—his footlong flashlight, he hurls it at the car along with an urgent request to stop. Flashlight flies throug h open window into car' s back seat. Result : Dic k Tracy's boys have no guns , and one of them hasn't go t a flashlight any more, either . Don't you feel safer ? • • • INCOHERENT : — AMS wheels snidely f i g u r e "those weirdie-beardie ad hoc march finks" won' t get a city permit for the big parade. Guess who' s already got one? • ,• • INKY: — Sun photo g Ralph Bower got som e shots of the Nurses-Homewreckers grid girdle Thursday — but what you se e in the evening e d i t i o n won't be the truth. Square in the middle of the background Cs a large, muddy Engineer, upon whos e sweatshirt is engrave d "Sciencemen Eat Shit" . Now you'll know what the artist painted out, just like he paints o u t the "Carlings" and the "O'Keefe's" on the lacrosse players. • • • INGRATES : — Law Undergradsoc's grade - thre e "in-group" was so upset that their episode with the Fresh queens was exposed , they put up a 35 cent re ward for the guy who leaked it to the press . Kee p hunting fellas — but don' t ask any o fthe queens . Al l they have to say about the party is, quote : "It was a stodgy bore," and "It was OK if you like gettin g pawed ." • • • INTINIIDATED :— Who' s got the little red car the engineers were so proud of? Science? Aggies? No, Virginia, the Education undergradsoc . What are they going to do with it? Nothing . They're scared, says Big Red Wheel Art Stevenson. • • • INTRIGUE: — Amid th e hopelessly confusing fuddle going on between the AMS council, the Education Action boys, and a bunch who call themselve s the ad hoc or the Concern committee, looms The Case of The Juggled Type . 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Participation in the oralit y of it is the necessary tone to This week's poetry reading was by Wayne Nyberg in Bu . 102 Thurs. noon . paint the otherwise hollow words created in the mind o f the poet . Nyberg's Owl may be o n verge of a trend in poetics — •a combination of poetic relationships to experience of a standard organic nature . It's alive and you want to hold the hand and wing of the owl . . . clumsy and twisting as it is . There is an integral uni t of poem and life . He lives i n his words and his words are experiments with the life h e has — and its relation to all the things about him . Nyberg's poems are not fragile . They present structure which wants you to in habit and produces a suction on your conscious mind . What is a poetry readin g and what is a poet? Answers to such questions are personal and can come only through exposure to th e source . This does not mean only the exposure to th e written word but also mean s a return to the source o f sound and the fury of language, oral semantics . art "COMEDY HAS A NEW FREEDOM ! It swells with joy, zest, delight in th e world! A great film! Moviegoers can rejoise now!' ; — Newsweek magazin e 224-3730 4375 W. 10th Plastic axes dream frenzy in UBC art By IAN WALLAC E A group of eight younger artists: Iain Baxter, Claude Breeze, Brian Fisher, An n Kipling, David Mayrs, Gary Nairn, Marianna Schmidt , Jack Wise . A few cryptically engaging words : We look outside ourselves to the world of optics/vision Beyond Regionalism, now on in UBC's Fine Arts Gallery. (Nairn, Fisher) where w e must submit to the visua l process on the level of the painting itself, subjectless . The act of seeing devoid of nostalgia . The freedom is not of th e imagination, but of the . release of the psyche fro m memory . Baxter's nervy common objects, isolated from their utilitarian e n v i r o nment , molded into plastic reliefs , become as uncommon and enigmatic as a death mask . Plastic landscapes invite fondling, plastic axes, plastic bagging paper steaks : synthetic esthetics . Romantic trips to the beyond within . (Breeze, Mayrs .) We loo k into the maps of their faces for signs of the elusive self within, that slips out of focu s at the moment of recognition , of the cold horror . The body image — reflections of the contortions of the absurd flesh, and dream frenzy . Re Jack Wise's map trip s to the imperceptible unknown : infinite relationship s of twisting stars and sinews calling intuitive forces to b e revealed . Marianna Schmidt's geqmorphic people, animals , automobiles assume the . shape and texture of the earth itself, and the unio n brings joy. knew if he went to her sh e would have him . She asked only to give, to be needed. His body groaned he must go to her . But that was not Max Braithwaite's style—then o r now . Then, he paced the floor all night, and relinquished the harried woman to th e husband who didn't care tha t his wife had spent the nigh t with the teacher, but wh o would kill her if anyone found out. Now, in Why Shoot The Teacher, he writes , "God domn his paltry, dirtencrusted soul!" Not a very profound o r original line, but Why Shoot The Teacher is not a pro Why Shoot The Teacher (McClelland a n d Stewart , $4.95) by Max Braithwaite. found book . It is honest. It is the memoir, for 1933 , of a young man teaching the three R's to 24 unwashe d ragamuffins in the proverbial one-room schoolhouse o n the depressed prairies. More important, it is undistorte d by the caricaturizing an d ideallizing quality of nostalgia, so often fatal to memoirs . It is difficult to evaluate this book in literary terms . Braithwaite does not pretend to be creating anything of moment . He is simply telling his own story in his own way, without blandishments of technique . That the story is at least an indication of the great and undeniably significant depression, and that th e presentation is at least honest, if not brilliant, are the two virtues on which the book must stand or fall . Braithwaite's prose style i s unsteady at best . Time and again bright, light vignettes fall with a heavy thud on lines straight out of hig h school composition . For example : "Thus ended the one and only social event which I attended during my stay a t Willowgreen School . " The 20-year-old Max in th e book is unspectacular enoug h to be real, yet fresh enough, By ROBB WAT T outspoken enough, and self The wind moaned throug h critical enough to be enterthe cracks around the wintaining. dows . Unseen snow hissed Like too many Canadian across the dark panes. In unknowns, whose appeal i s the night the young teacher paced between empty desk s through simple, homespun realism, Braithwaite write s agonized with desire . Bein a vein of inverted esoterneath him, in his rooms, she' was in his bed, warm, full, ism, full of "Ontario stoves" , alive . Out of the storm she "Bennett buggies" and "Anderson carts" . Nothing terhad come ; out of the prairi e night, fleeing blindly the long rible sensitive or significant , years and a cruel, brutis h but something wholesome , husband . Now, in his bed ruggedly individual and, as alone with a woman, for th e Farley Mowat would say, first time in so long his loins Canadian, about Why Shoot The Teacher . ached he knew he knew he books Why shoot the teacher ? LONDON THE NEW SCENE PIANO by Richard Smit h left: NOVEMBER 3-18 Y Art 6aAery Page 10 THE UBYSSEY SCENE FROM Harold Pinter's "The Collection," to b e shown at the Freddy Wood Oct. 28-29 at noon, tickets 25c . This is this year's first all-student production . Directed by Michael Irwin. Friday, October 22, 1965 NEWMAN MASQUE awing with Blues Upmen Combo Fri., Oct . 29, 8 :30 p .m . (Newman Center ) Couples 1 .5 0 Single 1 .00 Costume s NEW YOR K COSTUME SALO N C WHITE DINNER JACKET S TAILS, TUXEDO S MASQUERADE COSTUME S it w ; edul Non-Fiction Paper Backs New and Use d Special Studen t Rates BETTER BUY BOOKS 4397 W . 10th AVE. 1393 W . 10th Ave . - 224-4144 CA 4-0034 UNIVERSITY TEXT BOOK S By WARD FLETCHE R Ship of Fools — Some fir e amongst the ashcans, at th e Capitol Theatre . A Play by Harold Pinte r THURSDAY - FRIDAY 12:30 - NOO N OCTOBER 28 - 29 This fire created by Simone Signoret, Vivian Leigh , Oscar Werner and Lee Mar vin can almost compensate for the horror of Ladie s Home Journal existentialism . 25c AT THE DOO R AT THE FREDERIC WOOD THEATRE 1.YlJYl. rlJYl 3llJYfJll1JllJJYlJlJ1lr~llllrllJlll.,1 I Simone Signoret plays a Spanish contessa who must return to Germany fro m Latin America . She has heart disease and lives on drugs . Vivien Leigh has some excellent scenes when the cam era focuses on her problem of finding an identity in ol d age. Oscar Werner overacts in the final scenes which show his death on board the shi p during a storm, but wit h Simone Signoret his acting reaches a level where I coul d feel the suffering and believe he was not consciousl y acting . Spanish, German and Jewish figures in the film are melodramatic types who liv e on the 'level of Tales From the Vienna Woods . from PF tw o ator goes on television and says "communists ." T h e irony is that the Hell's An gels, a motorcycle g a n g which disrupted the Berkeley demonstration, w e r e once called Communists . Now, they're patriots . PF: Are you a patriot ? Krassner : Yes . Eve n though the protestors ar e called traitors, I think we're the patriots and the administration is traitorous . PF : Are you an isolationist ? Krassner : No, because a n isolationist is like those 3 2 people who watched tha t woman be killed in Ne w York. I might in effect b e an isolationist because I'm a- coward, but I believe ther e is a responsibility to interfere in a situation like that. PF; How do you like Vancouver? HURRY — For Your k Grad Photographs is an ou e. ate he ople ,ers al a NOW BEING TAKEN FOR '66 TOTE M Scenes which focus on her anguish and her relationshi p with the ship's doctor (Osca r Werner) are moments of brilliance . They converse with their eyes for the most part . I wondered how the director was able to combin e such scenes as these with such disasters as take plac e between the artist and hi s girlfriend, and the Jew wh o becomes upset when a German refuses to admit him t o the captain's table . was nci l right le. hirtl Lure ig M THE Ship of Fools is not a grea t film, yet some electricity shoots out from the screen . rs r e fac d whimsy • More vers e from PF four Our Hender, brave Hender, was seduced to imbib e Of alcohol, that infamous bribe . Turns the mightiest men against their tribe . Hender, once a lion, now a kitten meekly mew s While crafty Macdonald an argument pursues . "Let's hear no more of demonstrations , "Safety lies in quiet delegations . ' please, please, don't dredge up slime . "This is hardly the moment, hardly the time . " "And now he says in most courteous voice , "Draw papers, proposals — but don't make noise, " And now again — logically, lucid, clea r He instills in Hender's drunken heart, some fear . Of that rampant awfulness, that lawlessnes s Would change society, its total flawlessness . Blames Berkeley for bringing aliv e The flames of Watts in 1965 . But yet, .tho' he tries, he cannot fi x The blame on Berkeley for Detroit of 46 . But in his rapture, cries so long and loud Hender's head is obscured by cloud , His shoes untied, his hair berumple d Hender bends, withers, and is finally crumpled . The inflaming brandy his head befuddles , In confusion he almost puddles . Spotting fear on Hender's face, Macdonald deigns to show his grace , Speaks more softly, offers him a drink , Subsides a while to let Hender think . Drunken Hender, draws himself full heigh t Strives to bring Macdonald into sight, Murmers quelquechose polit e Finally musters a bombastic platitud e Regarding some eternal gratitude , Then suddenly sensing his stomach ill , Rushes outside and heaves up all his principle . More Paley from PF thre e mendation) commented, 'As a matter of policy technical assistance projects are favore d in cases where arrangement s exist or are planned to follo w up technological surveys wit h the necessary development o f facilities . ' "The Mutual Security Agency warned, however, 'We shal l need to guard against any semblance of 'requiring' underdeveloped areas to develo p their raw materials to suppl y the United States market .' It added : "If the Commission i s right with respect to our imperative need for supplies o f materials, we do not possess the superiority of bargainin g power that the tone of the Commission's report would suggest . "The Department of the Interior considers the entry o f United States technicians int o foreign exploration fields to b e en advantage by itself, in tha t it increases our knowledge o f world resources and it enable s trained men to demonstrate t o foreign governments and individuals the desirability of development and thus achieve the aim of the Commission' s recommendation ." (Commentary by chairman of U .S . National Security Resource s Board, p . 77 .) p[ 7even MOBILE STUDIO AT STADIUM TO NOVEMBER 3 HOURS 9 a .m . to 4 p .m . Don't Delay — No Appointment Needed — No Cos t (This Service is Covered by Your GRAD FEE ) 4-3 1 CAMPBELL STUDI O RE 1-6012 ' 10th & Burrard howie bateman and the new CJOR present GLEN N YARBROUG H THE SWINDLE SINGER S FRI., NOV. 12 — Q.E . THEATRE cisit AND THE HILARIOUS NEW COMEDIAN — RIFF ROS E PRICES : 2 .00, 2 .50, 3 .00, 3 .S0, 4 .00 on sale at the Vancouver Ticket Center, 630 Hamilton Serest, MU 3-3255 ; All Eaton Stores (Where yo u may charge them). 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JEANETTE WONG , Faculty of Engineering 0 acr c such adi a abn , ent i T rani edu . loca le m how to t mor flu t th e tio n 29t1 Uni fal l elfin the intc sior tive tern sci e tive the an ma : div . I Friday, October 22, 1965 THE UBYSSEY Page 1 3 OUND Economic, ethical ground s for abolition of tuition fee s The following is an excerpt from the AMS brief to be submitted to the annual meeting of the Association of Universities and Colleges of Canada a t the Bayshore Inn next week . The brief is entitled The Case for Elimination o f Tuition Fees. It was written by UBC student Carolynn Tait, Arts III. secretary of the CUS western region. This excerpt spells out th e two main bases of argument for elimination of fees — the utilitarian or economic argument and the ethical ground s for abolition. On university campuses across Canada, students ar e suddenly questioning the Canadian educational system i n abnormally loud and undeferential tones . Topics of student concer n range from the total role of education in our society t o localized administrative problems . Interest is concentrated , however, in the area closes t to the heart of modern man— money. This unprecedente d flutter of student concern with the financing of higher education stems primarily from th e 29th Congress of the Canadian Union of Students held this fall in Lennoxville, Quebec . Most discussion about th e elimination of tuition fees a t the university level can be put into two categories . Discussion can be couched in relatively objective e c o n o m i c terms, with the proper tone o f scientific detachment ; alternatively arguments for or agains t the abolition of fees can have an ethical orientation—the y made their appeal to an individual's moral values . It is easier to consider first the economic issues involved in the eliminating of student fees, for these have been set out and explained extensively in the Canadian Union o f Students' brief to the Bladen Commission on the Financing of Higher Education . Essentially the argument fo r the abolition of student fee s is utilitarian . It sees education as a practical investment i n human resources, especiall y the resource of human intelligence . It sees the education of this raw intelligence as a means to expanding the country in a concrete, materia l way. The ability to pay for thic education and a host of environmental conditions are involved as well . By using the arbitrary standard of the ability to pay—a standard which is analogous to admitting onl y blue-eyed people to the institutions of higher learning — our society is squandering its scarce human resources . O n this basis the Union brief asks that the society, or its instrument, government, a s s u m e more of the costs of education . The brief chooses tuition fees as the first cost to be assume d because it is the most universal and most obvious paymen t which society can make for educational services . The strongest rationale for the existence and perpetuation of student fees is the belief i n the public mind that th e money to run the university is simply not forthcoming from any other source . But there is no evidence that the economi c resources of the Canadian provinces are not equal to th e cost of free university tuition . Simply by giving top priority to education, Newfound land, the poorest province, ha s managed to eliminate first year fees at its new Memorial University . When we consider that th e federal government of Canad a is spending millions of dollars on its Centennial project , when we consider the vast sums of money being spent on weapons of destruction, when we examine the budget surpluses of such provinces a s Alberta and British Columbia , the arguments that the economy cannot bear the costs of eliminating tuition fees see m taudry indeed . * * * The ethical issues involved in the elimination of tuitio n fees are somewhat more nebulous than their economic counterparts and much more fraught with emotion . Perhaps the issue which transcends all other ethica l questions concerning the abolition of fees is the still-prevalent belief that anything whic h smacks of the spirit of th e entrepreneur is good ; anything that hints of direct government control is bad . This accounts for the position o f some who believe that loan s and bursaries are a preferabl e means of creating universal accessibility to post-secondary education . Such attitudes can only b e attacked with a reiteration o f the old maxim that WE ar e the government ; it is not som e mystical, malevolent entit y which exists to curtail our individuality and freedom . Certain other concepts ar e pertinent to this section of the paper . One is the fact that our educational system lack s continuity . It provides free education until twelfth grad e then suddenly requires tuition fees. The point at which th e fees begin seems to be set arbi trarily . controversy existed over th e payment of tuition fees fo r secondary education . We lack any historical perspective if we cannot see that the radica l idea today is an accepte d necessity tomorrow . 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Tickets are $4 .25 at th e AMS office . The dances are from 9 p .m . to 1 a .m . and couples may change buildings after 1 1 p .m . Groups of 12 or m o r e couples may reserve tables . The largest part of the UB C grant, $5,000, went to the Sher wood Lett Memorial Fund t o provide scholarships for graduate and undergraduate students . The other $11,000 was distributed among the Asian studies department, the Doroth y Somerset Scholarship, the la w faculty and the publication s program, with $3,000 going t o the grants in aid fund to assist individual students . Since its inception 11 years ago, the foundation has distributed $861,000 . It was founded by Dr . Leo n Koerner, retired president o f Alaska Pine and Cellulose . 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All amateurs welcome . TENNIS CLU B Has the use of the indoor courts in field house on eas t mall, from 8-10 p .m . Wednesdays . Open to all students a t $3 per annum . Faculty an d staff $6 per year (single) an d $10 (double) . Graduate students will share field house with UBC Tennis club . Call Dr . G . V . Parkinson local 3112 or Miss June Barnish local 2757 . I,H plannin g fall festival BUSTY CHEERLEADER give s another the view at Teacu p Game Thursday noon . Th e top one's looking ove r shoulders of the crowd i n the infield . Rugby 'Birds invade U of A The rugby Birds', taking advantage of a bye in their cit y league schedule, will travel t o Edmonton this weekend. A meeting between the . two clubs last year at Wolfson produced a 14-3 victory for the Thunderbirds . UBC is confident of a repeat performance Saturday in the capital city . Coach Brian Wightman will take 15 players on the trip . Last year's star fullback Mike Cartmel, recently injure d against Blue Bombers, is out running again to get back in shape . At Wolfson field Saturday, Totems and Tomahawks kickoff at 1 :15 p.m . against exGladstone and Georgians II respectively. The Braves, taking advantage of a league bye, will hose Meralomas in a `friendly ' match at 2 :30 p .m. in an attempt to even an earlier loss in league play . International House is holding a fall fair Nov . 5-6 . The two-day fair will be held in the UBC armory and will include display booths of many countries . A special feature Nov . 6 wil l be the Oriental fashion show . Lieutenant-Governor George Pearkes and Mrs . Pearkes will welcome students at the official opening 7 :30 p .m . on Nov . 5. Admission is $1 .50 for adults, $1 .00 for students and 50 cent s for children . Forum today An open forum debatin g National Student Day actio n will be held a noon today i n front of the library, it was announced early this morning . For the past two years, UCLA Bruins have dominated the U .S . college basketbal l scene with their fast break and tenacious zone press . In the 1963 U .S. college loop final, UCLA simply outclasse d talented Duke . And in las t year's grand finals, they completely befuddled Cazzie Russell and his giant Michigan mates, running their way to an undefeated season and their second straight NCA A championship . In the crowd at both games , quietly observing, was UB C Thunderbird mentor Pete r Mullins . Although Mullins introduced UCLA-style basketball to UBC last year it was mainly a desperation move t o counter what he thought would be a team weak in talent and depth . This year's Birds are anything but weak in talent an d depth . And Mullins is not only staying with the run, run, run , style that worked so well fo r him as a compensatory move last year, but he is expanding on it . "Last year, we zone-pressed only after we scored . This year, we're going to press every time we lose the ball, " he said . "And to counter plays specifically designed against our press, we plan to employ two zone presses instead of one. " This year's Birds should start the year zone pressin g in mid-season form for five o f last year's regulars, all familiar with the system returned . They are guards Ken McDonald and Alec Brayden , forwards Bob Barrazuol an d Mo Douglas and center Stev e Spencer . And all five, according t o Mullins, have improved considerably. To hold their starting jobs they will have had to improve, for this year's rookie crop is probably the fines t ever seen at UBC . Forward John Olsen, three- time B .C . high school tournament MVP ; former MEI superstar Ed Studerman and New York Yankee bonus baby Ia n Dixon are all capable of cracking Mullins' starting line . Fine prospects up from last year's freshman team are 6'6 " center Jack Turpin, guar d Neil Murray and forward Joh n Klassen . 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A new generation is rediscoverin g Pimm's . . . and enjoying every moment of it . Vamps want blood The vampires in white wil l be at it again today . Students who were not abl e to bleed during blood drive week will have the opportunity again from 1 :00 p .m . to 4 :3 0 p .m . in the armory . Birds press Bruin pla y DRINK PIMM ' S—simply because you'll enjoy the taste of it . H. CORBY DISTILLERY LIMITED, CORBYVILLE, CAN. This advertisement is not published or displayed by the Liquor Control Board or by the Government of British Columbia . Page . 16 THE . 'TWEEN CLASSES Tommy sounds off New Democrat party boss Tommy Douglas speaks i n Brock Lounge noon today . Douglas is running for re-election in Burnaby-Coquitlam . A short film Le Pelerin ALPHA OMEG A IH Meeting for all member s Perdu . IH noon today . Every- noon Monday. one welcome . Record session 8 :00 p .m . Fri - WOMEN'S BIG BLOC K Meeting Friday noon back day . Admission 25 cents . room women's gym . UBC LIBERAL S Campaign meeting n o o n LUTHERAN STUDENT MOVEMEN T Monday Bu . 212 . Fireside, Sunday 5 :30 LuthNEWMAN CENTR E eran Student Centre . Dr . OldArleigh Fitzgerald a n d ridge on "What Makes a Bishop O'Grady's Volunteer s Luther" noon Monday Bu . 104 . noon Friday Bu . 204 . NEWMAN CLU B VC F Alti Fitzgerald, sildes an d Dr . John Ross speaks on Who discussion `Northern Mission ' Are We? noon today Angu s 7 :30 Friday Newman Lounge . 110 . FINE ARTS GALLER c DEBATING UNIO N Prof . Iain Baxter will "How . " Forum debate : Resolved that The End Is Near . Noon today Bu . 217 . * * * BIOLOGY CLU B Slide show and membershi p meeting noon today in Bi . 2321 . UB .Y .SSEY Friday, October 22, ' 196 5 Pep meet needs guppie gulpers The homecoming committee is offering a free lunc h Thursday noon at the pe p rally in Memorial Gym . There are problems, however . You have to catch th e five fish before you eat the m — live . First prize is $50 . 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CARD • PRE SOCIAL WOR K ANNOUNCEMENT S Guest speaker on Drug Ad Lost &Found 11 diction Monday noon, Bu . 202 . POUND ADS inserted tree . Public a WUS tions office, Brock Hall . Local 26, 224-3242. Treasure Van meeting noo n FOUND — SHEAFFER PEN on th e today, Bu . 317 . path from " C" Lot, Monday, Oct . 18 . Phone224-7214. TAKEN BY MISTAKE at Tote m EL CIRCUL O Park Dance Oct . 15, 1 Navy blue John Macdonald speaks o n duffle coat . Could owner pleas e contact YU 8-8500 . Cuba, noon Bu . 203 . FOUND AT PHI DELTA PLEDG E INDUSTRIAL Party pair of girl ' s glasses. Phon e 929-1575. * * * FOUND — 2 ENGLISH TEXT book s in Ladies' washroom of Ethic . Bld . MANAGEMENT SO C Call255-9198 . Color film on application o f FOUND — TEXTBOOK "Selecte d Prose — T . S . Eliot", AMS PubPERT in the polaris developlications (Ubyssey) Office, Broc k ment . All welcome . Noon toHall . FOUND day Angus 207 . . 3 Text Books . Call at th e AMSOffice, Brock Hall. QUAKER S LOST — ON MONDAY, ONE CUF F Link with initial "A" . Phone 266 Meeting for worship, Bu . 0745, ask for Norm . penthouse 11 a .m . Sunday . HELP!! DESPERATELY NEE D money and papers in red walle t GAMMA DELTA taken from Wesbrook Tues . .C .M .P. have been notified C Y Meeting Friday noon Bu . R 8-3184 . 2201 . Topic : The Problem o f WOULD THE GIRL WHO PHONE D Sunday re : lost bracelet pleas e Salvation in non-Christian Rephone again. AM 1-9423 . ligions — Dean Richardson . LOST — ONE BROWN LORD BuX ton wallet . Tues. aft'n . wallet and * * * papers valuable . Please phone 922 6908 after 6 p.m. BRIDGE AND CHESS CLU B SILVER bangl e All interested meet in Bu . LOST—STERLING last -Friday . Phone Ann 224-9766 223, Friday noon . FOUND — LADY'S GOLD WRIS T watch. U .B .C . Health Services . ARCHAEOLOGc CLU B FOUND — MAN'S DARK-RIMME D glasses in South Brock, October Film "The Living Stone" Bu . 19th. Call at Proctor's Office i n Brock Hall. 204 Friday noon . LOST IN THE ENTRANCE HALL or in front of Library, oe Wed . INTERNATIONAL HOUS E night, Ladies Turquoise and Gold Inquire at IH for tickets to "bracelet" watch . Great senti . FA 7-2472 . "Street Car Named Desire" at LOST — BRIEFCASE IN BROC K Metro Theatre Friday 8 :30 p .m . Wed . Oct . 20—Richard Vaughan . AM 1-2467 — 1826 W . 62nd Ave . PRE-SOCIAL WOR K All interested in volunteer Spacial Notices 13 work at Oakalla meet Mr . Watt ATTENTION! RUMMAGE SALE t o be held in Acadia Camp Hut 85 , noon Firday Bu . 205 . Sat . 23, 2-6 p.m . Come out t o browse or buy. BOB LUNDGREN — PLEASE com e to Coordinator ' s Office on Thursday or Friday noon about your application for Games Room Super visor. IT'S HERE "COMPLETE GUIDE " to Chem. 101 Labs . Your Experiments will be easy with your ne w Chem. 101 Guide . • This book is written as your experiments shoul d Two UBC fisheries expert s be written up . • Shows how to work calculations step-by-step . will join a scientific team tak• Complete with theory, proceing part in an American nuclea r dure, data, calculations and discussion . test on an Aleutian Island late r • If you would like the rewarding thrill that Chem . Labs ca n this month . bring drop into The College Shop , Dr . Norman Willimovsky, Brock Extension, for your complete guide to Chem . 101 . Labs.— head of UBC's Institute of Fish$2.50 . eries, and research associate ANOTHER STOMP IN THE COM mon Block (lowe r mall) Tonigh t A . E . Peden, left Monday for 9-1 with the fabulous " Accents " Amchitka Island, the under - INDIAN VANDALOO, ANYONE ? Try it—at International Fall Fai r ground explosion site . '65 . Nov . 5-6 Armouries . Ticket s 50c-$1 .50 . AMS Office or intl . They will assess the seismic House. effects of the test on marine BLOOD DONOR CLINIC FRIDAY, Oct . 22 Armouries 1 :00 to 4 :30 p.m. organisms. Get out and bleed . The test is being conducted Wanted 15 by the United States departSENIOR EDUCATION STUDENT ment of defense to determine urgently requires housekeeping a possible difference between suite in West Point Grey area fo r herself and two-year-old . Both natural and nuclear shocks . absent 9 to 5 weekdays . Call Toby 733-7686 evenings . UBC fish me n off to A-Blas t e • AUTOMOTIVE & MARINE Automobiles For Sale 21 1959 TR 3 HARDTOP, TWO HEA ters, Michelin tires, new engine , radio, other extras. AM 1-3616 . ' 53 HILLMAN HDTP . excellent condition. Best offer. CA 4-6521 . FANTASTIC! ' 54 FORD 4-door, automatic trans ., V-8, $125. Call 224 6804 after 3 .30 p.m. 1960 MORRIS 850 "MINI" . GOO D condition, Colour Red. Phone : RE 8-4401 evenings. 1959 NA'SH METROPOLITAN — Tremendous condition . New pain t Job. RE 3-2686. '59 VAUXHALL VICTOR DELUXE . Nice condition . Will do 35 mpg. Priced for quick sale. Mr . Wagner. WA-2-4111 or YU 7-0164 . 1961 TRIUMPH HERALD SPOR T convertible, radio, heater, mechanically perfect, good top, immaculate . John 581-1157. Alexander & Axelson APPLIANCES LTD. 4558 West 10th Ave. Phone 224-681 1 • 27 Motorcycles '64 HONDA 55c .c . SPORT ONLY 2,350 miles like new $195 . AM 16279 . BUSINESS SERVICES 42 Typewriters & Repairs GOOD CLEAN TYPEWRITERS . $25 up. Also Typewriter repairs a t 60 percent savings . Poison Typewriters, 3140 W. 4th. Phone RRZ E 1-8322. EMPIRE ARISTOCRAT PORT able, 1959 model, $25 . Phone Dave Young, CA 4-9853 . Typing 43 TYPING (HOME), ALL KINDS , Mrs . Wood 985-5086 . THESES, ESSAYS, BOOK REviews, Notes typed on electric machines, A R D A L E GRIFFITH S LIMITED, 70th a n d Granville. Phone 263-4530. EXPERT HOME TYPING . Essays , termpapers, theses. Prompt, efficient service . Reasonable rates . Mrs . L. More, RE 1-7496 . EMPLOYMENT Help Wanted PART-TIME WORK AVAILABLE as taxi drivers. Black Top Cab e Ltd., 701 Beach . MISCELLANEOUS FOR SALE 71 BIRD CALLS—the most useful book on the campus. Student telephone directory available latter part of October. Limited Number . Order now, only 76 cents . things go better with Ben's Carpet Centre UBC STUDENTS SPECIALS 9x12 rugs $29.50 up . Desks and book cases, $9 .95-$23.95 . Open Fri . ' til 9 . Cor . 4th & Burrard. RE 1-8913 . Rooms IRADI MARK RE G 81 SINGLE OR DOUBLE accommodation . Large room, use shower, washer, dryer, kitchen, lounge. $65 single, $80 double . RE 8-3440 , 2741 West Third . ROOM FOR MALE STUDENT — Piano available for practice — Kitchen privileges — reasonable . 4453 West 12th Ave. QUIET, RADICAL, COMFORT able room and breakfast with three other U .B.C . girls. Upper year girl preferred . Near 10th and Alma . Phone 224-3692 . p Once more unto the fridge, dear friends . Take tim e out for the unmistakable taste of ice-cold Coca-Cola . 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