Friday, January 6, 2012
The Kittanning Paper
SMILE
TIME
7
Food for
Thought
If you choke a Smurf,
what color does it turn?
YMCA
FAMILY
MEMBERSHIP - $400.
Call 814-505-2548
SEASONED
SPLIT
FIREWOOD
- $100/
truckload. Delivery available. 724-543-3545
FACTORY BEDLINER
- 99 Toyota Tacoma, $40,
Also a Bug Shield off a 99
Toyota Tacoma, like new,
$20. 724-548-2164.
1997 DODGE TRUCK
Extended cab, 318 Auto.
4x4. 144,000 miles. $4,000.
724-543-7005.
1991 CHEVY CORSICA,
97K, 4 new winter treads,
good working car, runs
great. $600. 724-545-9585
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FORD CITY, 6 ROOM
HOUSE (House can rent
for $465/month) and a 6
room 2 car garage nice
apartment (Garage can be
rented for $490/month).
Garage Apartment has
new furnace, new hot
water heater. House has
been updated. Due to
sickness, selling both for
$68,500. 09’ appraised for
$85,000. Call 724-5484552. Serious inquiries
please.
500 CASSETTE TAPES
and cassette player. 724919-8029
CHERRY
DINING
ROOM TABLE
Five
Chairs, $100. Cherry
Grandfather
clock
timepiece. Needs repaired.
$100. 724-859-3036.
5 PAIR, RUSTLER
PANTS Size 42x30. $25.
724-297-3620.
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within after 12 PM. 140 N. ON SOUTH JEFFERSON
Water Street in Kittanning. STREET. Great location for
small retail outlet or office.
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E
E
D
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D $800/month (everything inH A R D W O R K I N G cluded) call 724-548-8000
PERSON TO HELP Me 3 BEDROOM, RECENTLY
Clean residential homes. If RENOVATED TEMPLEinterested call me at 724-664- TON AREA $500/month +
utilities. No smoking/no pets.
0381 (1/27)
WANTED:
ANTIQUES 814-275-2914. (1/16)
AND ESTATES
Buying 2 BEDROOM APARTOld Foreign Coins, Old Toys, MENT, CLEAN, PRIVATE
nd
Military Items, Crocks, Misc. 2 Floor, No Pets, Not Suitable
for children. HUD ap724-664-6284 (1/20)
proved.
Kittanning Area.
WANTED: FORD CITY
YEAR BOOKS 1940, 41, 724-543-6003 (1/9)
COM45, 81, 83, 84, 86. Kittanning FURNISHED,
PLETELY RENOVAT1955, 87, & 90. (1/12)
ED 2nd FLOOR APT.
midtown Kittanning. Not
suitable for children. No
pets, nonsmoking. $450/
month + utilities. Available immediately. References required. 724-5432246.
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APARTMENT FOR RENT.
1 bedroom efficiency, 2nd floor,
South Jefferson Street, $450/
month includes electric, gas,
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water, and trash. Security deWANTED:
posit and references required.
CARE GIVER TO
OTHER
FIX LIGHT MEALS Not suitable for children or
Several evenings a week. pets. 724-543-5555. (TFN)
FOR NO JOB TOO SMALL,
Call 724-664-2228 or 724- APARTMENT
RENT. 2 bedroom, living WE DO IT ALL! So it’s
763-7830 (1/16)
time to give me a call! Free
kitchen, estimates, call Todd Beck at
B A B Y S I T T E R room, dining room,
rd
NEEDED ASAP for 3 and bath on 3 floor, South 724-919-3232 (1/6)
kids all under age 4. Call Jefferson Street, $425/
month includes heat. Secu- FREE KITTENS 3 months
724-545-7772
COOK AND BARTENDER rity deposit and references old 724-525-7631.
WANTED: Kittanning Elks required. Not suitable for
FREE
AT
HOME
is hiring a part time bartender pets. 724-548-8000.
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(TFN)
and a part time cook. Apply STOREFRONT
Riddle answer: Sally was blind
she was reading a book by
Braille
Ready to
jump
FORWARD
with your
business?!
$100/
month
(based on a 3
month contract)
SPACE DIALYSIS SUPPLIES Call
724-919-8029 (1/6)
or get this
DOUBLE
SPACE
C
for just
$200/month!
(based on contract)
CALL NOW:
724-543-6397
What do chickens think
we taste like?
What do people in China
call their good plates?
What do you call a male
ladybug?
What hair color do they
put on the driver’s license
of a bald man?
When dog food is new
and improved tasting, who
tests it?
Which is the other side of
the street?
Why didn’t Noah swat
those two mosquitoes?
Why don’t they call mustaches “mouthbrows?”
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