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Kickin’ It With the Pres
10 Things I Think I Think...
1. The race to win the Audubon Cup is wide open after a 3 Kicks tie with Pimp My Squad and Balls Deep edging out
a win against Kick in a Box.
2. And let's not forget Two Girls, probably the best team in the league if they can get 4 girls to show up to the
fields.
3. Seymore, still taking the rookie lumps. How can you not win a game? And then you drop a tough flip cup game
at the bar on top of that...not a good day at all.
Week 8 we finally find out if Pink Sox or Seymore truly is the worse team in the league. This is easily the game
of the year.
4. But nobody shit the bed worse this week then Chuck Norris. First they luck out and get the "W" on the field
when Two Girls only fielded three girls and earned a forfeit. Then, on to the bar where some how Chuck managed
to lose not only their first game of flip cup but their first match as well. That truly is the WTF? moment of the
day.
5. Nobody has fallen further from grace this year than Royal Tenneballs though. Davis has his team sliding backwards and they really are missing the Crosby brothers. Hell they might even be missing Rosie by now...
6. Looking ahead this week, I am pretty pumped for the 3 Kicks/Johnny game. Johnny really seems to be coming
on and should present a tough match against a heart broken 3 Kicks. I expect great things from Johnny come
playoffs.
On a side note, try not to strike out this week David. Ouch...
7. I also expect WMPA? and Kick in a Box to be great game this week.
8. At the bar, the top flippers in each league will be decided this week when LTS/Royal Tenn square off and
Henry's/Chuck square off (although this second game lost a little of the luster).
My picks are LTS 3-1 and Chuck 3-2.
9. Make sure you come out for the rivalry week to support the silent auction. We have some sweet ass items out
there. And try to have your team represented at the Good Shep field day Wed, June 2.
10. Finally my non-kickball thoughts of the week:
a. To the drunk driver that clipped my rear tail light last Friday when it was parked for Barathon. I've got your
license plate, and I am going to make your world hell.
b. To the rain gods that flooded my car on Sunday, where is the mercy?!
c. Bayou Boogaloo this weekend
d. New Orleans Bike Second Line this Saturday. If you are a biker in the city, come out and support.
http://www.mbcnola.org/
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Asus Netbook
Sweetwater Brew beer
Signed Hornets Basketball
Dick & Jenny’s Dinner for 4
NOLA Tile artwork
Original artwork by Bobby T
Earthsavers Gift Certificate
Magazine Street Experience Basket
NOLA Brew Beer
Reily Center passes
Lakeside Gift Certificate
Camilla Grill Gift Certificate
2 night stay at Chateau Bourbon
Lunch for 2 at Windsor Court Grill
Emeril’s Prize Pack
Original artwork by Kevin Simpson
The Silent Auction and Raffle will
be held at the fields and the Frat
House next week!
All proceeds will benefit the Good
Shepherd School
Plum Street Snoballs
Finn’s gift card
Pal’s gift card
Henry’s wooden nickels
WAKA registrations
Mignon Faget Necklace
letterlover.net gift card
Mystery basket
Reginellis gift card
Naiad Soap Arts soaps
GW Fins Giftcard
AND MORE!!!
The Sideline Snitch
Loose Lips Lulu here, your one and only source into the scandalous lives of uptown’s elite. It looks like the
term “ask and you shall receive” was meant for me. While the turnout at the bar was still less than expected this past week, but Oohhhhhhh, baaaabbyyy did you give me lots of juice, kickballers, and I applaud
you.
Spotted: 3 Kicks Mafia in full bar mode this week, both at Frathouse and Carrollton Station. Our St. Pius
bandana boy was spreading his love around this week as he had “private” flip cup matches with two lovely
ladies of the league. One match was against Bottom of the 5th sweetheart/really-nice-girl-except-whenyou-talk-about-her-in-the-newsletter Libby, who stole his bandana last week. Doesn’t he know by now that
she is taken? She is sweet and flirtatious with all the guys, including yours truly, so watch out bandana
boy. But players always prosper don’t they? You quickly moved on to your next target, Seymore Butts brunette hottie. I previously thought she was all about Henry’s quasi-hunk Jim, but I guess she decided he’s
weak….last week. Looks like SB brunette hottie is on the prowl! Someone give this girl some action!
Spotted: The triumphant return of Dr. Uncle Deuce Tits to kickball and Frathouse…he may have moved to
Kansas, but he didn’t leave those sweet kickball moves behind. However, his drinking tolerance has taken a
turn for the worse. I watched him tell a few kickballers that he would not partake in King of the Hill. Uh,
excuse me?!? This is America, sir, I thought you were one of the founding fathers of Flip Cup and King of
the Hill??
Princess J was loving her Mafia friends both at Frathouse and Carrollton Station. The Mafia members Jon
and pretty boy Casey enjoyed our Princess’s company as well, especially as they decided to head back to
Frathouse to observe all the underage madness. Rumor is Princess J had her eyes on pretty boy Casey, and
that they hung out at Frathouse till the wee hours of the morning. Yeah buddy! But, Uh, hello! Don’t you
educate America’s youth on a daily basis Princess J?! Be careful J, burning the candle at both ends could
take you from regal status to turning tricks outside the school fence if lose your job. I’m just messin, you
only turns heads of course.
The entertainment of this past week increased three fold as I watched PMS Blondie with the tight pants
drunk off her finely tuned ass. Ain’t she a member of that other kickball league with all the crazy drunk
people, and she can’t even hold her liquor on a Thursday night?!? “Humiliated, party of one.” I kid, I kid: it
was actually a table for two once her little beau wandered into the wrong bathroom at Frathouse. Don’t
worry sexy blondie; everyone goes WAY off the wagon at least once or twice during their kickball tenure. Everybody knows you’re still hot both on the field and at the bar, even when you’re knocking drinks
over, falling through tables (nice schtick!) and sliding across the Frathouse pool table.
As to the guys involved in the almost-flip cup-fight this week….fighting is unacceptable and unattractive at
kickball. A bromance would be so much hotter…and if you want to play rough this week, just ask one of the
league’s ladies to indulge you in the bedroom or Frathouse bathroom, I’m sure they would oblige.
Don’t let the past cloud your dreams of the future kickballers. Eloquent? I know, I am.
XOXO,
Loose Lips Lulu.
LA TRIUMPH DIVISION TEAMS
BLACK DIVISION
GOLD DIVISION
3 Kicks Mafia (5-0-1)
Rusty Trombones (6-0)
Chuck Norris & The Roundhouse Kicks (5-1)
Balls Deep (5-1)
Kick My
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Box (3-2-2)
Pimp
(4-1-1)
Where my Pitches At? (4-2)
Two Girls One Flip Cup (3-3)
Kick in a Box (4-2)
Johnny & The Cobra Kais (3-3)
Looking to Score (2-4)
Henry’s Uptown Kickball Giants (2-4)
Alcoballics (1-5)
Bottom Of The 5th (1-5)
Seymore Butts (1-5)
Pink Sox (0-6)
The Royal Tenneballs (1-5)
Week 6 Field Holding
2 Girls One Flip Cup
Chuck Norris and the Roundhouse Kicks
Looking to Score
Seymore Butts
CAPTAIN’S POWER RANKINGS
Rusty is our new leader in the league now that they are the only undefeated team
out there. The season is now officially wide open. The play on the field for the
next two weeks will go along way in determining seeding for playoffs, and from
there it will be anyone’s guess as to what will happen on June 5. Happy Kicking!!!
1. Rusty Trombones (3)
9. Where my Pitches At?
2. 3 Kicks Mafia (1)
10. Henry’s Uptown Kickball Giants
3. Pimp My Squad (1)
11. Bottom Of The 5th
4. Balls Deep
12. Looking to Score
5. Chuck Norris & The Roundhouse Kicks
13. Pink Sox (1)
6. Kick in a Box
14. Alcoballics
7. Two Girls One Flip Cup
15. Seymore Butts
7. Johnny & The Cobra Kais
15. The Royal Tenneballs
* The number in Parentheses is the number of first place votes each team received. This
week the following teams participated in the poll: Chuck Norris, Pimp my Squad, 3 Kicks
Mafia, Pink Sox, Balls Deep and Two Girls One Flip Cup. If your team wishes to submit a
ranking please send it to [email protected] by Tuesday afternoon.
Head Ump Tells You How It Is
Week 6 action was perhaps the quietest one yet. The only rule clarification that was requested was
by Princess Jenn. She came running over to field 4 seeming very concerned. She wanted me to clarify how close the catcher could be the kicker. These guidelines are clearly stated in the rules and
are as follows:
PITCHING, CATCHING AND FIELDING
c. The catcher must field behind the kicker, within or directly behind the kicking box, and
may not cross home plate nor be positioned forward of the kicker before the ball is kicked.
The catcher may not make contact with the kicker, nor position so closely to the kicker as to
restrict the kicking motion.
The only thing somewhat unclear from the rule above is the matter of restricting the kicking motion. This is something that all head umpires need to watch closely during the game. No one on the
field has a better view of this than the head ump. It is at his/her discretion if the catcher is giving the proper space.
If the catcher does run in front of the kicker before the ball is kicked, make contact with the
kicker, or restrict the kicker's kicking motion; then a Position Warning will be given to the entire
team. This is the same as when the pitcher crosses the pitcher's strip or a fielder crosses the line
between 1B and 3B. The entire team will get this warning. A subsequent infraction by any fielder
will result in the kicker being awarded 1B regardless of the outcome of the kick.
Thank you to the Princess for bringing this to my attention
Week 5 Scores
Pimp My Squad– 1 3 Kicks Mafia– 1
Henry's Uptown Kickball Giants– 10 Pink Sox– 2
Chuck Norris and the Roundhouse Kicks– 1 Two Girls One Flip Cup– 0 (Forfeit)
Johnny and the Cobra Kais– 11 Bottom of the Fifth– 0
Rusty Trombones– 3 The Royal Tanenballs– 0
Where my Pitches At?- 7 Alcoballics– 6
Balls Deep– 3 Kick in a Box– 2
Looking to Score– 6 Seymore Butts– 5
AS the Cup Turns...
There is nothing like a few good matches of flip cup to send your impending hangover into over
drive…but hey it’s Friday so who really cares any way! Surprisingly enough we only had one forfeit
this week…glad to see the turnout!! For the most part most of the matchups were evenly spread
and a couple of games came down to the wire!
Bottom of the 5th vs. Johnny’s – The Bottom’s took on Johnny’s two (1 boy & girl) on
five...Johnny’s accepted the challenge and failed miserable! Final Score Bottom’s 3 – Johnny’s 0!
WMPA? Vs. Alcoballics – This game was taken down to the wire…tied 2-2 going into the final
match-up…it was anyone’s game but the Alcoballics couldn’t seal the deal so WMPA? take the victory 3-2!
Balls Deep vs. Kick in a Box - Most uneventful game of the night…Balls Deep wins by forfeit.
3 Kicks Mafia vs. Pimp My Squad – Also another very close game the almost all female team of
Pimp my Squad (there was a dude if you needed clarification on that) kept it close with 3 Kicks…but
in the end the Mafia was more then they could handle… 3-2 The Mafia gets the win!
LTS vs. Seymore Butts – This game got a little heated this week…Just so you know people there
is a “Renee Rule” for a reason…she is feisty…she likes her flip cup…and she takes it seriously, so
please have respect for others at the flip cup table and don’t act like a douche! Anyway LTS comes
out on top by a score of 3-1…which goes to show cheaters never win!
Henry’s vs. Pink Sox – Henry’s controlled all of the matches with a clean 3-0 win!
Chuck Norris vs. Two Girls - This was probably one of my favorite games of the night and the
tension was so thick (mainly from the Chuck side of the table) but personally it just made me
laugh…again both squads were tied 2-2 going into their last game but Chuck Norris was unable to
best the Two Girls (For any of you like me who got suckered into watching the video…worst mistake
ever…but it you haven’t seen it Google it at work…always a great idea!) The Girls take it 3-2.
Royal Tenn. vs. Rusty Trombones – The Royal’s take it 3-1. Last game of the night so honestly I
really don’t remember much about it!
The kickball community sadly lost one of our most talented members when Brandon
Franklin, sax player for the TBC Brass Band, was shot and killed by his baby's mama's
boyfriend last Sunday night. For those that are not aware the TBC has been a long
standing member of our community by offering the Rusty Trombones/Balls Deep brass
bowl a discount so we could have live music out at the kickball field. The band is holding a benefit concert in honor of Brandon on Thursday May 20th from 8:00-10:00 at the
Howlin' Wolf with music from the TBC, The Dirty Dozen, The Hot 8, The New Birth
Brass Band, and more. The concert is only $10, so tell your friends to go check out
some great live local music. For the rest of us who will be at the Frat House playing flip
cup you can still make a donation via PayPal ([email protected]) or donate
by check:
Whitney Bank
Audible Vision FBO Brandon Franklin
Account # 717781275
If you want to learn more about the concert check out
http://www.facebook.com/?ref=logo#!/event.php?eid=127291613949308&ref=mf or
read the recent articles about Brandon's death at
http://blogofneworleans.com/blog/2010/05/11/rip-brandon-franklin/ or
http://www.offbeat.com/2010/05/12/brandon-franklin-of-t-b-c-brass-band-murdered/
WTF? With Rosie
To my loyal followers and those who read the column last week and gave me kind words, Thank You. To those that haven’t
read my column until now, WHAT THE FUCK?!!
Now that we’ve dispensed with the pleasantries, let’s get to the nitty gritty. This week I want to talk about umpiring.
In this league we assign four people to serve as umpires during a game. When I first started playing we only had two people
umpiring a game. However, after many disputes erupted, the powers that be decided four were better than two. And being a
member of the Monday Night League, which only employs two umps per game, I agree with the idea that four is better than
two. However, observing games throughout this season, as well as a few past, and I have reached the conclusion that we
could have seventeen umps on the field and it wouldn’t be worth a hill of beans.
The umpire is single bastion of authority regarding the outcome of play on the field. The umpire’s purpose is to watch and
observe elements of play and make sure that the rules governing the game are enforced. However, WHAT THE FUCK makes
someone think they can do that without paying attention?
The other day a guy was working the plate and he called a runner out for allegedly getting hit by the ball just before crossing home. Naturally, the runner starts complaining about the call. What makes this one interesting is the Umpire’s declaration that he “didn’t’ see the ball hit the runner, but he clearly heard it.” Let’s see if I got this straight: He heard the ball hit
the runner prior to the runner crossing home plate. He heard it? What exactly did he fucking hear? Is this superhuman
able to recognize and distinguish between the sound a ball makes as it strikes human flesh and/or cloth and the sound made
by a shoe landing on a rubber mat on the ground? And how exactly does one make a decision as to timing based on sound?
Was he able to gauge the sound waves generated by each event and using his comprehensive understanding of the Doppler
Effect, reach a qualified conclusion as to which event occurred first? Or did he hear the ball cry as it compressed slightly
from the force of striking the runner moments before home plate shrieked out from the pain of being stepped upon?
What is really sad about this story is that it is commonplace. Guys are out there umpiring games every week and paying attention to everything but the game. If they aren’t shooting the shit with someone, they are gawking at some random broad,
worried about their next beer, or staring off into space while they fondle themselves. All of which are perfectly fine activities, but none of which help the teams competing in the game.
Now, most, if not all, of you are saying “Jesus Rosie, give the guys a break. It’s only kickball and these guys volunteer.”
Right you are. But WHAT THE FUCK does “it’s only kickball” mean? I’m not supposed to give a shit what happens when I’m
out there? I should only play and not be concerned about the outcome of the game. I agree that in the grand scheme of
things it doesn’t matter whether a call is wrong in a kickball game. But at the moment the call is made, during a game, it is
the only thing that matters.
And WHAT THE FUCK does it matter that the umpires are volunteers? Almost everyone involved with running this thing is
a volunteer. If someone forgot to arrange beer at the bar, would everyone turn and say it’s OK. If people skipped out on
showing up early to hold the field and we arrived to find 100 illegal aliens kicking a soccer ball across the grass, would we sigh
and say “Well, you can’t expect much from someone who isn’t getting paid.” Hell no. We would be pissed. Just because you
volunteer for something doesn’t mean you get to give it a crappy effort.
Nonetheless, I am thankful for the guys that ump. And by no means do I want this week’s column to serve as a spring board
for anti-ump activity at the games this week. Rather it should be a kind notice to those that ump and read this that a little
improvement on their concentration skills would be appreciated. And don’t worry about those that didn’t read it. I’m sure
they heard it.
Musings with Masa
Kickballers of the Week
Each week we will publish interviews with one female and one male LA Triumph member. Stay tuned to
find out about the lives of your fellow kickballers!
Female Kickballer of the Week:
Name: Jennie (Royal Tanneballs)
Occupation: Owner, Deep Fried Advertising
Where are you from: Baton Rouge
How many seasons have you played: 3rd season
Nickname: My mom calls me Smurfette because we used to watch the
Smurfs in bed together
College that you would have gone to other than your alma mater
(UPenn): UVA – it's closer to home
Least favorite person on your team: Mike Dildy because he's not on
Facebook
Two people you would trade for to get on your team: Teddy because he
would pick me as his alternate in the king of the hill playoffs, and
Kevin Jones because I want him to come out of retirement
Who would you make out with on your team: my boyfriend, Mark
If you could have another hair color, what would it be: I guess my real
color which is dark brown
What is your favorite thing about a Hornets game: getting caught on camera
Who would you rather be gang banged by- Seymour Butts or Balls Deep: Balls Deep, as long as Farris is there
and Bethune isn't
Male Kickballer of the Week:
Name: Jon (3 Kicks Mafia)
Occupation: I just graduated law school- Anybody need a junior attorney?
Where are you from: NOLA- Uptown- Jesuit
How many seasons have you played: 3rd season
Nickname: D-Train because you don't want to be on my tracks
College that you would have gone to other than your alma mater (LSU): Delgado is my second
choice because I like pregnant bitches.
Least favorite person on your team: Mookey (the dog) because he has fleas
Two people you would trade for to get on your team: Rosie because he would make us all feel better about ourselves and Sparky Martin because he smells like AquaGio cologne when he sweats
Who would you make out with on your team: Ian Blanchard because I hear that he's a passionate
kisser
If you could have another hair color, what would it be: black so people would stop referring to me
as the Birdman
What is your favorite thing about a Hornets game and who is your favorite Honeybee: being able
to store images in my spank bank... honeybee- I can't answer that... I'll get in way too much trouble... it's not a honeybee, it's a 72 year old use to bee named Grace....
Who would you rather be gang banged by- Seymour Butts or Balls Deep: Seymour butts because I
heard that the color black hurts
What is the nicest shirt that you've ever cut the sleeves off of: It’s a tie…I just bought a shirt for
my nephew (a baby) that says "that's what she said" and the shirt that Claire let me wear home
for my walk of shame after shacking
The Spread Eagle
Another week in the books, another week closer to the playoffs...Last week was pretty exciting, and
this week looks to be a complete bore with really no marquis matchups to speak of...Looking forward to
rivalry week...So without further ado...
Royal Tenneballs (1-5) vs. Looking To Score (2-4)
Looking to Score takes a step closer to .500 this week while the Tenneballs take a step closer to an 8
seed. LTS by 4.
Chuck Norris and the Roundhouse Kicks (5-1) vs. Henry’s Uptown Kickball Giants (2-4)
Chuck Norris is coming off a fresh win by forfeit (although they got smoked in the game) while
Henry’s destroyed the Pink Sox last week. I smell upset. Henry’s by 1.
Two Girls One Flip Cup (3-3) vs. Pink Sox (0-6)
Pink Sox is still vying for their first win of the season...Don’t think they’ll get it here unless Two Girls
forfeits again. Two Girls by 6.
Rusty Trombones (6-0) vs. Seymore Butts (1-5)
Another gimmee for the Rusty’s...Seymore’s might as well look forward to next week’s game against
the Sox. Rusty’s by 4.
Bottom of the Fifth (1-5) vs. Pimp My Squad (4-1-1)
Pimp My Squad made a statement for the final four last week while BOTF returned to their proverbial
form. This week is not any different. PMS by 5.
Kick in a Box (4-2) vs. Where My Pitches At? (4-2)
This one is for the 3 seed. Ilgauskas and company have their work cut out for them this week, but after a tough loss last week, I think the Boxes take the 3 seed. Kick in a Box by 2.
The Spread Eagle
Balls Deep (5-1) vs. Alcoballics (1-5)
Alcoballics put up a valiant effort last week, but it was just not enough. They’re gonna have to really
come out this week to even have a shot. Deep by 4.
Three Kicks Mafia (5-0-1) vs. Johnny and the Cobra Kais (3-3)
Fresh off their first non-win of the season 3 Kicks is gonna be looking to close out the top seed this
week. If their offense shows 3 Kicks by 2.
Season Record: Overall 36-12 (.750)
Spread 16-32 (.270)
Signed,
Captain’s Corner
Pimp My Squad
First off, I want to get one thing clear. Last
week someone on another team (and I'm not
saying any names/team but you know who you
are) accused me of voting 3 Kicks LAST in
the power rankings in order to make the
Squad #1...first of all, person, I don't fucking care about the power rankings. And secondly, Don't you think it was someone else
that always votes as a joke for the power
rankings ...ranking their terrible team ' # 1'
every time? Thanks. Life's tough, wear a helmet...b/c you are retarded.
Back to the game vs 3 Kicks: 1-1. What a
game. Sick ass Defense of both fronts. Daniel's kick at the runner that bunted down first...the
most ridiculous move I'm seen in my kickball career. There were a couple of chances not taken
by both teams that would have sealed the deal. All in all, it was a HELL of a match up. So far
we have had a good year, outscoring the opposition 26-7....With a record of 4-1-1, I'll take it.
(God Damn it we fucking blew it against Chuck Norris!)
Next Game we play Janelle and the Solid soldiers of Bottom of the fifth. I have never really
seen you all play. From what I hear, y'all like to kick away. Watch out for our girls in the outfield. They can catch. As a fellow kickballer from an opposing team once said," Damn Jeff. How
many lesbians do you have on your team?" No Jim, they aren't gay, just coordinated.
-SQUAD
Seymore Butts
captians log
Well I have to say we played one hell of a game against LTS, and as intense as it may have gotton we
all still had a blast, and the chugging relay at the end made it all worth wild so thank you LTS.
orange ref = craptastic
And I dont know what the hell happened at the bar but regardless lets try and be adults and not
fight over spilt beer okay. All in all lets write this past week off as craptastic and move on.
3 Kicks Mafia
Well last week just confirmed what we all knew….we are not, nor do we
wanna be, Blue Balls. No, we are not going to go undefeated through an
entire season. We should have won the game but (of course) we boneheaded our way out of it. We wasted a stellar game from the D-Train of
Pain. This time it came from two of the more "heady" Mafia members Coach Hole and Gronzki. Gronzki is still shaking off the audit rust so
that's understandable....
Coach Choke….it's gonna be really hard taking orders from a guy who
strikes out LOOKING with the bases loaded (rumor has it Goose sighed a world recorded sigh of relief with this strikeout). At least White Lighting goes down whiffing. Horsehole folded like a cheap
suit…time to man up Horsehole. Do some soul searching…
We're all about the playoffs anyway, and we still control our own destiny with the tie. We're better
when we're under the radar anyway… This week we'll right the ship against Johnny's v 2.0. HOLLAAAA!!!!
Looking to Score
The stuff dreams are made of…going to
Disney World as a child…getting your
driver’s license…turning 21…LTS winning
their 2nd game of the year! That’s right
fellow kickballers we took home a stunning victory in the bottom of the 5th
inning with a glorious 6-5 win!! We
were tied with Seymore Butts going
into the top of 5th inning; Seymore
brought a run home to take the lead!
But have no fear LTS was on a mission
to win in honor of Dragon coming all the
way from VA to celebrate her birthday
with us!
Jersey “The Selfless American” sacrificed herself to bring home Andrew “I
like swag too!” to tie the game up and
allowing Michelle “She’s got wheels!” to make it to third base! Up next to bat was Paul “Inside Cover of
NOFD Fireman’s calendar” who bunted and Michelle just beat the tag at home to score! Victory for
LTS! Funniest part of the game was when Josh “We haven’t won yet” thought the game wasn’t over…he
thought we were still tied and tried to hold everyone back from celebrating…it was like watching one of
those coaches who has to hold his team back with .03 seconds left on the clock cause it’s the other
teams ball…it was one of those moments…but we had actually WON!!! So we stormed the field and did a
little celebrating…these moments are few and far between for us so we have to enjoy them while we
can!
We ran the bases afterwards…in case you don’t know that is…its when you have two teams who go head
to head…starting at home running in the opposite direction on the base path and when you get to second you chug a beer and then run home…good old family fun! We normally do it against whoever we
have played on the field that day…if they are willing to do so! Seymore Butts was more then gracious
enough to indulge in the running of the bases with us…we also beat them at that!
Oh Flip Cup! We had an eventful evening at the table this week to say the least! Jen “Med School,”
Renee “I have rules named after me for a reason,” Virja “Even I got Mad,” Jersey and Josh took on the
flippers from Seymore Butts. We won 3-1 but there was an altercation involved. We are a fun loving
team but fun is one thing and acting like a jackass is another! Just flip a cup like everyone else and
play the game! Still all and all a good time! LTS 3 - Seymore Butts 0! (Fields, Running the Bases & Flip
Cup!)
Henry’s Uptown Kickball Giants (Dorks)
Henry’s Uptown Kickball Giants
Magic wands and rule-changing powers are totally awesome!!!!
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We beat Pink Sox 10-2 at kickball
We beat Pink Sox 3-0 at flip cup
AND, there was free beer at the Frat House
A-Mazing!!!! I don’t think we could survive Thursday nights without these new powers I have! Phew!
Thank God for that.
Last week’s game against Pink Sox was a game of firsts. People got on base that didn’t get on base all
season. People made it home that hadn’t made it home all season. It was Dr. Uncle Deuce Tits’ first
game this season. Traci not only caught a ball, but also made it home. Steph not only made it home,
but did so by rounding third about 15 ft from third base. With Jim waiting patiently behind her,
Steph ran back to third, actually touched the base, and scored her first run of the season!!!!
An epic night indeed!!!
This week, we are up against Chuck Norris. After our high from last week, I think we are due for another big game, and this game will be that upset the president keeps waiting for. The flip cup match
will be one to watch as Henry’s remains undefeated and Chuck is a newly defeated team looking to recoup their flip cup dignity. I don’t know about you, but I’m excited about this game!!!!
In case you weren’t aware, this is where you can find us:
Chuck Norris and the Roundhouse Kicks
Chuck will not talk about last week. He will talk about this week however. Henry's your ass is grass!
Blame Two Girls for the Anal Rapeage.
Caught in the Act