FEATURES
FRIDAY, DECEMBER 29,1995
Letter plugs thePeace Corps
perfect. This may be the opportunity that many
people have been looking for. I predict a tremendous response.
ASK ANN LANDERS
D
ear Ann Landers:
Readers of yours
who find the condition of the world
depressing can do something about it.
It's been 35 years
since' John F. Kennedy
conceived of the Peace
Corps. "There is not
enough money in all
America," he said in
I960, "to relieve the
misery of the underdeveloped world in a giant
and endless soup kitchen. But there is enough
know-how and knowledgeable people to help
those nations help themselves."
That's just what 140,000 American men and
women have done as Peace Corps volunteers in
120 developing nations around the world.
They've helped preserve the peace by providing
the know-how, person to person, one day af a
time. ' '
We're looking now for 4,000 more to join theii%
ranks in 1996 in Central and Eastern Europe,
the former Soviet Union, Asia, Africa and Latin
America.
The entrance criteria are simple. You must be
a U.S. citizen in good health, with a skill requested by one of our host countries. The usual
minimum age is 21, and there is no upper age
limit. We train, sustain and transport volunteers. Service typically lasts 24 months. Student
loan repayment may be deferred during service
or partially forgiven.
All details are available from a local recruiting
office. Please tell your readers to call 1-800-4248580 for more information.
Joseph H. Therrien, San Francisco Regional Office
eader: Thank you for a letter that can
change lives. Since the New Year is just
around the corner, your timing was
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For your personalized daily Jeanne Dixon
horoscope baaed on your birthdate, call-
Horoscope
ear Ann Landers: This is in response to the
letter from "'Fraidy Cat," regarding the
bathtub-prone iguana. While I agree that a
tub is no place for one, I disagree with her opinion of them as pets. I am the proud owner of a
precious 5-foot-long-and-still-growing green iguana.
Sebastian Bach Jr. is the light of my life. He is
a wonderful animal full of spunk and personality, as cuddly and lovable as any cat or dog.
"Junior" is easy to maintain, cheap to feed and
potty-trained. He's also spoiled rotten and lives
like a king. If given the love and attention they,
deserve, iguanas thrive in a domestic habitat and
can grow from 5 feet to 9 feet in length.
I've had Junior since infancy. He sleeps in a
bed with his own heating pad, pillow and
blanket. Many people fear reptiles and label
them "harmful" because of their appearance. But
looks can be deceiving.
A word of caution to parents of small children:
If you have a male iguana, get it "fixed." Although a tame iguana is harmless, an "excited"
male is another matter. I recommend consulting
a vet who specializes in reptiles.
D
S.K., Junior's Mama, Stockton, Calif.
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MOTHER GOOSE AND GRIMM
Mike Peters
eader: Thanks for the briefing. I'd rather
have a cat.
ear Ann Landers: Chivalry is not dead in
New York. A young man on a subway offered his seat to a woman. She fainted.
When she recovered, she thanked him, and HE
FAINTED.
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A Witness
eader: And you held the smelling salts.
Right? Thanks for a joke from the '50s. I
kicked the slats out of my cradle when I
heard it the first time.
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By J M I M Dixon
Vanquish lingering career doubts.
Friday, Dec*mb«r 29.1995
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21) - It is time^to make a dash for
ARIES (March 21-April 19) - Take stock of your life. It may be
time to look for new career and business avenues. Partnerships laun- freedom. A financial matter may seem confusing. Deal with people
ched now will prove lucky. You are attracted to someone who shows who are on the up-and-up. Join clubs and professional organizations.
Make trade-offs when necessary.
great maturity.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21) - Help comes from an older
TAURUS (April 20-May 20) — Getting your way will take real ingenuity now-. Do not try to force the issue. Your energy level fluctu- friend. A financial disagreement is likely. Could you be in the wrong?
Many job pressures are self-created. Make sure your expectations are
ates. Strike a healthy balance between work and play.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20) — Wear bright colors and a warm smile realistic.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19) - Roadblocks could appear when
today. Helping others reach their financial goals will advance your
own as well. A low-key meeting allows you to present your views in a least expected. Look for another route to take. Showing how ambitious you are now would be a mistake; less adventurous souls may
harmonious environment.
CANCER (June 21-July 22) — Keep your sense of humor. Others not understand.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18) - Not a good day for business
may lighten up if you crack a few gentle jokes at your own expense.
Home repairs are a good outlet for excess energy. A suspenseful negotiations. A tactful compromise will help you resolve a dispute between family members. Refuse to take sides. Romance looks promismovie captures your interest tonight-.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22) — Try not to fret if certain arrangements ing. Travel is best postponed.
PISCES (Feb 19-March 20) — Deal with family problems before
are changed. A backup plan is probably better. You will be in top
form when dealing with VIPs. Romantic partner responds best to a they multiply. Revising your household budget will reduce tension,
providing your loved ones cooperate. Take advantage of group supcommon sense approach.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22) — A business partnership can be made port.
TODAY'S CHILDREN will work long hours to achieve their goals.
more profitable. You meet someone with whom you feel an immediate
Open-minded and fair, they will readily listen to others' views. They
rapport. The key to greater progress is self-knowledge. A dream could
also show a natural aptitude for business despite a tendency to get
prove prophetic.
LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22) — Take some time to reflect on your bogged down in details. Once they learn to delegate authority to relideepest needs. Behind-the-scenes activities increase. A desire for love able subordinates, there will be no stopping these brilliant
Capncorns. Genuinely concerned about the state of the world, they
is stronger than ever. Send a letter, then keep your fingers crossed.
may eventually decide to enter political life. Confident and caring,
THAT SCRAMBLED WORD GAME they should have no difficulty getting elected!
by Henri Arnold and Mike Argirion
HAPPY BIRTHDAY! You will find yourself traveling to new places.
Far from home, you are able to put everyday problems in proper
Unscramble these four Jumbles,
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perspective. Next spring, romance will become more glamorous. Take
one letter to each square, to form
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a calculated risk. Marry in late summer of '96 for lasting happiness!
four ordinary words.
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Jumbles: LOUSE GIANT HAZARD THWART
Answer: What the wrecking crew boss considered
their good work— WORTH A RAZE
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5 27th
2 SartPresident
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foe
one
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11 Under
Kelly
way
musical
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4 Director
Antigone
Brooks
14 Magna —
5 Sonora
15 Ultimate.
snacks
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worker
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18 Orchard
Kelly
owners
musical
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8 Rings up
21 Orderly
10 Give new
pattern
hands
12 Refinery
22 Deep
voice
sights
23 Gal of
17-Jazz
song
24 Director
Howard
25 Fellow
27 Takes
care of
29 Bill, after
passage
30 Deli buys
32 Pizzeria
need
34 Singer
Sumac
35 Court
event
36 Lingo
38 Greek
letter
39 Ladd or
Lane
40 Lose
41 Corrida
cries
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trombonist
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gift
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24 Put new
film in
25 Coagulates
26 Football's
Franco
27 Stocking
shade
28 Actress
Signoret
30 Dieter's
lunch
31 Fills up
33 Go, for
one
37 Southern
resort
12-29
Jeff MacNelly
SHOE
I HAVE THE
ANSWER TO YOUR
BAD GRADES:
YOU'RE SPENDING
TOO MUCH TIME
WATCHING
TELEVISION.
I ' M SORRV, YOU
HAVE TO PHRASE
THAT IN THE FORM
OF A QUESTION.
Ask the Doctor
Q: I am 32 years old
and in good health. In
fact, I just had a complete
physical. I also had my
thyroid checked. Nothing
wrong. Why then is my
hair thinning? My doctor
didn't know. She told me
CALVIN AND HOBBES
to see a dermatologist.
Isn't thyroid trouble the
No. 1 problem with hair so
thin? I can't grow it past
my shoulders. My friend
had thyroid problems, and
her doctor gave her a
radiation pill.
A: An overactive or underactive thyroid gland
can affect hair. But in truth only a few hair-loss
patients can trace the loss to that gland. Your
thyroid checked out OK, so you should look
elsewhere for the cause.
Your friend had an overactive thyroid gland. It
was producing too much of its hormone. The radioactive medicine helped curb gland overproduction.
You can't use the medicine she usei You don't
have her problem.
In fact, there are simpler answers to why your THE PHANTOM
hair is thin or why you cannot grow it as long as
you'd like.
WHEN THB RAIO£R5 LOSE 7H£IR GUNS,,,
Male-pattern balding is programmed by genes,
and it happens to women as well as men. Crash
diets, some medicines, high fevers and emotional
stress can lie in the background. But by and large,
heredity is the most common factor.
A dermatologist would be able to tell you if your
hair is following a hereditary pattern.
Q: Would you please explain exactly what
fibromyalgia is, its cause, disability? I just got a
letter from my rheumatologist, whom I haven't
seen for some time, saying he is starting exercise
classes. Thanks. - Mrs. S.S.
A: Fibromyalgia is pain deep within muscles, especially muscles of the neck, shoulders and hips.
Fatigue becomes a major symptom and contributor TIGER
by virtue of the fact that the patient cannot get a
night of refreshing sleep.
If you want, to look on the good side of the ledger,
fibromyalgia does not cripple you or make you an
invalid. Also, today we can call on1anti-depressant
drugs to restore normal sleep cycles .
Your rheumatologist is suggesting a good way to
deal with fibromyalgia. Exercise can go a long way
toward quieting the aches and pains.
We don't know the cause of fibromyalgia.
For more information, see my fibromyalgia
report. Readers can order a copy by writing: Dr.
Donohue — No. 43, Box 5539, Riverton, N.J.
08077-5539. Enclose $3 and a self-addressed,
stamped (55 cents) No. 10 envelope.
12/29
Bill Watterson
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Bud Blake