PP A4 Flyer Nov 08 21/11/08 08:52 Page 1 You Must See Next Summer’s Spectacular Production of “HAMLET” Being a MUCH IMPROVED AND MORE HUMOROUS, affair than Mr. Shakespeare’s little effort ~ Christmas tour dates: Saturday November 29th Grassington Dickensian 12.30 & 2.15pm Friday December 5th Grassington Square 7.15pm Saturday December 6th Grassington Dickensian PENNY PLAIN THEATRE COMPANY proudly present 12.30 & 2.15pm Friday December 12th Tennant’s Arms, Kilnsey, 8.00pm Bluebell Inn, Kettlewell 9.00pm Saturday December 13th Grassington Dickensian 1.00 & 2.15pm Tempest Arms, Elslack, 4.30 pm Sunday December 14th Forester’s Arms, Grassington 9.00 pm Friday December 19th Craven Arms, Appletreewick 7.30 pm New Inn, Appletreewick 8.30 pm Sunday December 21st Forester’s Arms, Grassington 8.00pm See our website for further details www.pennyplaintheatre.co.uk Old Hall, Threshfield, 9.00pm Wednesday December 24th Tel: 01756752695 Red Lion, Burnsall, 7.15pm HARDCASTLE’S CHRISTMAS TURKEY PP A4 Flyer Nov 08 21/11/08 08:52 Page 2 It’s Christmas, 1858, and for a third year, Hardcastle’s Mighty Excelsior Theatre Company have straggled back from the farthest reaches of the country to their winter quarters in Grassington. It’s been a hard year: pelted and derided wherever they went, but the troupe’s unshakeable belief in their own greatness kept them going. Now they’re in seasonable spirits again. While on the road (towed by their sometimes trusty carthorse, Hamlet) they passed the hours singing songs from their native Yorkshire, and picking up a good tune from here and there. The Boar’s Head Carol dates back to Elizabethan times and, while giving a nod to religious values, is really a celebration of feasting. Shepherds Arise, on the other hand, came from lowlier roots, and was sung in farms and public houses from early Victorian times. This Aye Neet is very old, and part of a chirpy medieval ditty “The Lyke Wake Dirge” sung over corpses awaiting burial, to remind them that, if they thought this life had been a bit grim, it was nothing compared to the torments that awaited sinners. The Wassail Song is a Yorkshire variant on a widespread ritual song, originally sung to your apple trees while pouring cider over them (if you were that way inclined), it became customary for children to take up the song, and sing it at midwinter. Like children of all times, they were more interested in making money than making the trees bear fruit. the family who kept the tradition alive for some two hundred years until it died out in 1974, were called - Hardcastle! (spooky, eh?) The dance is called “Buttered Peas” and hails from Upper Wharfedale. The Bacca Pipes jig is a rather unusual morris dance, and probably not a true part of the morris tradition, danced round a pair of crossed tobacco pipes in Victorian ale-houses. Mummers’ plays are strange, nonsensical remnants of a lost tradition. They probably Septimus, our defrocked cleric, is merely echoing the writings of William Prynne, a fervid puritan, whose railings against all life’s little (and not-so-little) pleasures makes stirring reading. Poor chap, he eventually got executed for being such a bore. Who’s the Fool Now? is a Tudor drinking song, always popular as a round sung in the alehouses, and probably sung by “Sir Simon the King” a famous inebriate in Elizabethan times. The Carnal and the Crane is a curious debate between a carnal - a crow - and a crane about the nativity. It was discovered by Vaughan Williams in Herefordshire, but recent researches have found the lyrics handwritten in a London merchant’s chapbook dated 1521. A Calling-on Song was traditionally sung to drum up a crowd to watch a mummers’ play, so we’ve grafted it onto ours. This year our mummers’ play is a rather fragmented text from Ripon, and although it’s called the Ripon sword dance, there never seems to have been a sword dance in it since it began in the 17th century! Our researches have discovered that started as a ritual of death and rebirth, performed when the old year died and made way for a new one. The Christmas Tree is a song ahead of its time, as far as Hardcastle’s men are concerned, for it was written ten years later, but what’s an anachronism or two, when it’s a fine song and one of the favourite Sheffield carols today. We’ll finish with Please to see the King, a song that dates back to early pagan celebrations. The “king” is a wren, placed in a cage or nailed to a pole and paraded round on St Stephen’s day, the 26th of December. Why? Who knows. Them were the days!
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