Dy.`pepsia, Ad Ideal Drik

^ TRUTH NOT STRANGE ENOUtSH; “
Hamdreds More in Glom'sville.
Tired all the time, ■
W eary arid worn out night and day;'
Bach aches^side aches;
All on account of the kidneys.
Must help them at their work.
iws you
A Gloversrille citizen sho’
t e r W a s F o u m l I n le ic t lo n .
Will M\m Strength,
And The Ambition
that Nature Intend­
ed Ali to Have
Brin g s t h e
[ pink glow to pale
\ cheeks and re­
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i youth B y mail
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son, one opeorf a tot. jolo, pot tor the |
Sold at Miller’s Drug store, 7
N. Main St., Gloversville,
New York.
General Louis Botlia, the Boer oomraaxulei’ In chief, Is married to a lady of
an Irish family named Emmot. Mrs.
Botha I d said to bo related to Thomao
Addla Emmot, tho United Irish loader
of irfiS, and Robert Emmot, bis broth­
er, 'vho was con
cutci fvi*
hlj4 ti'caro'A In
ICOw.
X tS tr tS ,£ d lM ^ I
M jlJ t
J E y g y i j H
j f
WHEN I am 'DEAD, ■
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am dead,” ebc said, .“I piay you, dewi.
Faois
53^3 i,y political and
financial affairs as are Americans in sim^ud the hurry and
UUUU LUSitiUi; Uli UiS tUUJa.
■ The opener didn’t help his pair, anoth­
er played made a pair of aces by di'hwing to a four flush, a third had two pair,
sevens and fives, and the fourth had a
pair of kings and an ace kicker. As
Smith did not answer when asked to
show his hand and as he was supposed
to have fallen asleep a man named
imed Halpin turned his cards over and showed a
pair of tens and a pair of threes, which,
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ings. Sixty million pounds of it are used
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MEDICINE.
in boxes for merchandise made of
small pieces are joined with it, while of
course it is used throughout the furnitrade. Only newspaper printing pas made without some glue, and any
hand that is rarely beaten in draw
Aces and eights arc called the gau
hand and is popularly .supposed to
iw York Sun.
“ “ S S r J s i-S s
had‘^'to“bo "01“ t h a r o S t'Lffirs'^coM
attend caucuses aud that ns vice president and presiding officer of the senate
he was no*/^Spertecf‘^to a«rad ^parfy
gatherings. Senators who have prospects
of re-election, therefore, do not care to
give up their seat on the floor to become
n mere presiding officer, with only the
right to cast the deciding vote in case of
a tip.
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“Marce William,” said the old family
Bervnnt.^|;i8 you gwlno ter run fer office
S
“ S o so::.
----------d culprit.
I, I dl”‘
do,” replied the latter. “I dh
“Yos°V
m y. l e. v-el
t " best to defeat yon the last tim
ye-i ran.”—Pittsburg Chronicle.
GUARANTEE: If for any reason
you cannot obtain this remedy a t yoUr
Arugr'st’s we will send a regular One
dollar bottle to any address, expressage prepaid, on receipt of price, with
the understanding th at we will refund
the money if the remedy does not db
all we claim for it.
THES. GROVERGRAHAMCOnPllKr,
Newburgh, N. K.
C. E. Lair’s
Up=To=Date
::::Livery.
Hay, Feed and Straw.
Telephone 104.
4 5 and 47-Orand st.
Ad Ideal Drik
Cooling and Invigorating.
Its forCoDgbs and
.
-C o ld s Tt)0.
KNICK
■arose, the 1
med gentleman
gentlem
e.steemed
which was an esteemed
and
Quaker. He did his best to entertain the
A GOOD COUGH
II
M U
But ’They Declined to Act Ttpou the
Warningarning—What Happened Then is
History.
s js i
r:
The Duke of Clarence, as was the fashion at that time, had a liking for old port
and was not squeamish at the quantity
consumed. As a result he several times
retui'ued to liis host’s house in a state
which bordered on elation. It is recorded
that his host used the gentlest reproof toWfl-i'd hirn in those words:
“Friend Willium, thou art late again
Eobm'!'^Tf°thou^Tost'^m*r^
1° shall
James Sullivan Phillips, who died rehave to TVTite to thy father, friend ccntly a t Veyay, Ind.,__ was the original
George, at Windsor.”
I Jeems Phillips in Eggleston 3 HoosierS cl '
A S m o o t h S w in d l e .
A swindler worked a jewelry house in
died to make escape i n '
■Where there is -smoke there is fire selected ’a ?300^dfamond and gave a
and where there are symptoms there check on a local bank for the amount.
is disease. Here are a fe\y symptoms of He left, stating that he would return
after the firm had ascertained if tho
of the m ost dangerous of disei
check were good. The firm indorsed the
check aud put it through the bank, with
the result that it was returned. The
swindler came for the ring at the ap­
pointed time and when told his check
was not good discovered that he Lad
drawn
on the wrong bank. He then pro­
auu
W LSi-laU U JIU t u t s » L U U lc tU U )
nausea, dry and feverish skin, consti­ duced 8300 in gold, took the ring and his
that
represent
pation, rising of a- nasty gas into the check. At thee hotel he represented
, salesman and showed
throat, tongue furred like the moss on he was a je-wc■elry
the check with the jeweler’ss indorselashed the
nient. The hotel th<
check.
d'
k Ui'
but I don t think they are dai
Serous.” They are signs of _dange
check bearing their indorsement had
They show that tho eruption is corn- been paid.—Jewelers’ Circular.
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Now what lies a t the bcittom of all
x n o p e m e tttB A r e R a r e I n P r a n c e .
these symptoms? Indigestion, dyspepRunaway marriages are not contrived
sia and an overworked liver. How you easily in Franco. No one in‘that coun­
got yourself* in this condition you try ever roaches an age when the law
I know better than The w riter does. But permits him to do away with the consent
I
get out of it or you will be of parents and guardians. If orphans de­
sick—probably with bilious fever.
sire to marry, they must show the death
Uso Caloura Soflvent, a safe but pow- certifientes of their p.nrents and have the
jnodlclho, prepared by David written consent of their gramlparents.
If there should be no grandparents living,
their dontb eertiilentes must be prodiieed,
and so on among the various relntlvc,s of
the Intending bride and bridegroom, the
consent of the conseii de famille (family
council) bejuffa ab.;olutcly neceiiwary la all
illroot from
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beneficial. Coughs that have resisted
all other treatm ent for years, Have
yielded to this remedy and perfect
health been restored. Cases that
seemed hopeless, that the climate of
famous health resorts failed to benefit,
have been permanently cured by its
use. For sn,lG by C. E. PEcriclc tUid Miller’s drug store.___________
Eighty thousand etep^hants^ are reworld
come from
Ith ivory. 'M
'1 ost of them com
with
South Africa.
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of the ears, catarrh and like trouble.
The number of persons horn blind
averages sixty-five in -every 1,000,000.,
OUR
GREATEST ENEMY
The greatest enemy to our general
health is a neglected cough. It is dan-
neglected cough. Statistics prove it.
When the cough flrBt commences Is
'ho time to atop It lu order to avoid
serious conaequonccs. BAUER’S IN•dTANT COUGH CURE Is a positive
ind gimrantoed cure for coughs, cPlds,
.ronvhltls, influenza, la grippe, wboopm g’cough and all other throat and lung
i.roublca, Xt la very pleasant to tho
acto and lo fjiilclt and fuire In U.T work,
t never falL. It lu /riui'an.tr<’d to euro
CBPly rn<‘ »llWf*noe.
finndny K dioi TM'Sier (fi'dHhliig tho >r your iitonny will bo iTfun'led, Tho
nnrrntlou)-Aiid tlmt lu tlio litory of .To- utirmmui nalo of HAUBU'n INP/TANT
xiTGH CURS l!) j/r-ltlvd proof th at U
null find tljo nliulo.
.
,
.fidiimv-Iin't H tim ti'o tlie,v Imow nr( ;4 or ihn pc iplo v;onld not bny It,
what n .lotaU m i tUut I m w;oV«IWF* lot fl f«‘w r,BPi*plo li;jttlfl 0'( 0, II Jacobs
try t», fua jvs iiriu Di
I'jmliifw',
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and
ROCK
C n n ip a lg n iVlacrTfy.
“■WVia't did that politician say at first
blush when the office was proffered him?”
“At first blush? Lots you know about
politics! Theye wasn’t any blush about
;t; fig nabbed it.”—Indianapolis Journal.
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5» M . i a i a S
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F or the above diseases aud all de-r
rangements of the stomach due to
paired digestion, has acquired-a-repu­
tation in every part of the country as •
a SPECIFIC. I t cures by digesting the
food and at the same time toning and
building up the diseased tissue of -th e
stomach. Taken after a hearty meal,
it insures perfect assim ilation of food
and consequent nourishment. If you
are “run down,” weak, emaciated and
impoverished, discard th at “Spring
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N o t t o B ln m c .
THEY SA-W THE SMOKE,
; money iv.as sent to his mot
Smith finished his trip as freight.
Since then tons and treys havt
Dy.'pepsia,
Heartburn, Gistfitis, Ulcera
tion and Threatened Cancer
of the Stomach Positively
Cured.
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T h e ftn n U e r a n d t l i e D a ir c.
t”rS'.he"Ve'cS5r.. “h
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S S S I 'S p iH
M Tha
j p M
laterdiaose o, mutnall,
to win about twice as much as he had |
originally. If ho lost, he might as well
shoot himself, for he could never face
In lf t» tho n,.,t
FQf all tua
K
E X h ' l repeotoa-” i s ’am jif 00 hm r
I ™».-loorea .0 cr-ldt In the
e,
money he Had left. As he was a rank
bluffer the other players sized him p
pretty close, and he was called by the
io ic B i CO., H E S S - .£ 3 5 a
Clinton and Jackson Sts.,
Chicago, III.
Y
P et(o rm an « se In fiescerdlcjiialn
'WhiLoh Xfnded V n expecttidly’,
I—
enrds. The epene" drew three, the peot
t e w t o l e S . 't d r w . r i o '2 S d e * 5 “
publicans called a caucus of their side,
and out of habit Mr. Wilson ^ras the first
m
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In a restaurant where patrons who
“If truth is stranger than fiction,” said
Where we sat hand in hand and face to face;
wish to dine quietly away from the rush
an amateur cynic of this city, “it is well
Not as a, homesick soul in Some far fcpliere.
and bustle on the lower floor go up stairs
for a fellow to fib a little when he wants
two gentlemen were lunching a few days
to be believed. “^Not long ago, to give
“ Through all the days and. nights shall T Be near,
you an illustration, a young friend of
In summer twilights or when earth is sere;
Both were talking very animatedly and
mine who -works for a certain shipping
Lol I shall^beg of death for this one
were apparently oblivious to their sur­
house here was detained at the office un­
am ‘delT
Mrs. W. Lawre
74 Thii
roundings, especially to the colored wait­
til after midnight and just before leav­ street,
says:
“I
caught
a
heavy
cold
nflFSm P inkham §ses*son^ “Not ds a sad eyed ghost will I appear;
ing attempted to replace a letter fiie on a yvhich settled in my kidneys, and so af­ er. If they knew, that that individual
I shall bring all of comfort, naught of fear.
high s-winging shelf. In so doing he dis­ fected them th a t ever after I suffered was on earth, much less in their immedi­ a lly a tten d s to hm* it*e»
Only the woman that you love will come;
lodged a ledger, which struck him on the with heavy dull bearlng_ down pain ate presence, their attention to his where­
death is strong enough to hold mo dumb
m eridous ootresgsondence OrNohelpless,
abouts gave no clew to their knowledge.
bridge of the nose as it fell and knocked
summoned byS’ your lightest
tear,
light
oif a good sized section of skin, besides .across the loins. At times it was not
When^^am^d ‘ One of the diuens was a young man of with s u ffe r in g w&men^
were as,a t others, but it was
Garrison in Truth.
blacking one of his eyes. I occupy the
ready
to,worry
me,
-\vere
I
to
(
adjoining office and, hearing the racket,
H er tra in ed a s s is ta n ts
went in and helped patch him up.
A POUND
OF COAL.
a r e ail womenm
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“No-w, I happened to know that this
custom of waiters who scent a tip,
foung man, had a -«'ife who was inclined comfortably and was subject to severe ; j,
The le tte r s fro m w om en T h e G r e a t P o w e r i t c a n E x e r t In
- He carelessly reached in his vest pOcket a r e o p e n e d b y w o m e n i ^ .
to be very suspicious, and as he was go­ •headaches nearly every d ^
M echanical w oru.
without appearing to look at the
ing I asked him what he proposed to Doan’s Kidney Pills at Miller's drug ,
^ pound of -what we will
toll her about the accident. ‘Vniy, I ’ll store and began to use them. In a few servitor, iilaced both check and' a netv Onsya
cfl]] average coal, containing, say, 10,-000
tell her exactly what happened,’ he said. days the pain left my back and I felt bank note side by side without a break in
'It is perfectly plain and simple.’ ‘That's as well as ever. Mr. Lawrence also the argument.
T hey a r e r e a r f b y w o - S n » " 'S - s
suffered
with
his
kidneys
and
he
used
just the trouble,’ said I. ‘It’s so plain
In a fe-W nionients the waiter re-enter­ m en onlya
pound of this coal, if expended in meand simple that she’ll never believe it in Doan’s Kidney Pills. Although his ed, carrying a silver salver, in the center
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chanicai work, would give us 236 horsethe world. She’ll think you.made it up work is heavy, he has had no trouble of which lay a 10 cent piece. Then he
ifftey a r e a n sw e re u n y power, imagine at the time of the
to conceal something terrible and will be with his kidneys -after he stopped the stepped back again, his glance alternat­ w om en a n d only womenm
pharaohs two long lines of men, extendvery unhappy. It is your duty in such treatm ent.”
ing between the salver and the man -who
ing over half a mile, all pulling steadily,
a, case to do a little lying.’ ‘But what
paid the bill.
The G orrespondeitce i s at the command of the taskmaster, at a
shall I tell her then?’ he asked, looking
The argument came to an abrupt ter­
sa
c
re
d
ly
confidentlalm
puzzled. ‘Tell her,’ said I, ‘that you
agents 1
mination. The young man’s eyes swept
heard a row in the street and, going to
Remember the name-MDoan’s—am the immovable face of the waiter with a
the window, saw the Italian fruit vender take no substitute.
M W fe f o r a A o o * iW rs .
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curiously searching glance not unmixed
on the opposite corner yelling at some
id0S J ^S t
an equal amount of power. In some
with amazement, ’Then he whispered a
boys who had just robbed his stand.
word to his friend whose eyes also’ llsised wMob co n ta in s let» countries men who have been specially
While you had your head out he hurled
scanned- the face that impassively return­
DOFFING
THE
HAT.
an apple at the urchins, and it flew wild
S
ed their glances. There was an eloquent to r s fr o m tho m a yo r a t S 4 . ^ r S , “ T S i .
and hit you in the eye.’ ‘But, good
silence. The young man - beckoned the Lynniy th e p o s tm a s te r o f carry a total of from 850 to 600 pounds
heavens,’ he protested, ‘that’s a most
waiter to his side.
Lynn a n d o th e rs o f h e r P distance of one mile._
f^t «acH
preposterous yarn! Here we are on the
“You are a slick one,” he said quietly,
third floor, so how on earth could I be
but there was a ring in his tone that did o w n o iiy w ho have, m a d e
hjt by an apple thrown at a boy in the
----— -----------------—-d.---------exceptionally strong man has been
extensively, “I observed
not augur well for one of the party. o
a re
fu i im/estigaiionm
street?’ ‘You don’t pretend to know,’ I
sepowe o f‘work
known to do one-half horsepowei’
ive
his
hat,to
two
gentlemen,
who
re“Just
hand it over, please.”
replied. ‘All you cau say is that it Hap­
effort, but in two and a
t'd the salutation in the same manM rsm P i n k h a m h a s ass his mightiest effc
“Hand over what, sir?” asked the waitpened.’
members of the diplo- »r, innocently and with a pronounced ris­
“I finally got him to promise he would natic coVps.
ing inflection.
do exactly as I advised, and next day
“As we all know, ithe American style
such men putting forth such extreme ef“Tho change.”
he came down all smiles. ‘It -worked to
salutation
ation when ttwo
’ or more gentle;entletroublesm S h e can c u re fort at rope, or crank, or crowbar. As
“There it is, sir,” indicating with a trembleSm
a charm!’ he explained. I told her. the
indiuation of the head or s-sveep
back, red faced and puffing, to
ley fall baof the hand to-ward the 10 cent YQSim H e r f ^;;ddress i s they
apple story yust as you outlined it pnd
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.’caths, we
catch
v might imagine
itch
their breaths,
remarked casually that I know it sound^^^^1Lynn, M assi/"
“I
this
tl
lis little black lump saying to them:
“Part of it, I want tho rest.”
od incredible and might easily enough
at it would bo an insult for ^
a gentle
:h as your whole company
c
can
do
as
“
’Deed,
that’s
all
that
is
coming
to
have
..
ha-ve invented some plausible nction
fiction to
in to pass an acquaintance without
re you,
then
can%tand
it
for fully two min­
sir.
You
gave
me
lU
,
a
$1
bill,
and
your
account for my eye, but I preferred
moving tho hat. If they are friends the check was 80 cents.”
utes
longer
before
I
am
exhausted!”
Professor
Alljert
A.
Miehelson
of
the
tell her the exact truth on all occasio
salutation is even more formal and in­
Let us now turn to another portion
The young man’s
University of Chicago is one of the few
Well, she simply beamed,’ continued my cludes a shake of the hanil and the ex­
-the human race. From the earliest tin
friend. ‘ “John,” she said to me, “don’t change of a few complimentary remarks.
scientists who are sailors as well. The spinning has been ^a much prized ^^.^omacco
inner in which
you ever be afraid to tell your little wife
“The French are accounted the most
latter quality has won him the place of piishment of the fair se.v. We need look
the truth, no matter how wild it sounds. punctilious and ceremonious of people. I
commander in the Illinois naval mill- back only to our own grandmothers. We
You can always depend on her common think the Belgians are even more so.
said.
“Because
it
was
rolled
tightly
tia
and
the
former
membership
to
the
picture
them,
from
their
own
stories,
sense.” ’
’Their customs are French, however.
told us when we were children, as rosy
“I really believe I averted ’trouble in They have a language of their own, but and we appeared to be so absorbed in our Royal Institution of Gre.at Britain.
cheeked damsels sitting aroutid the open
that family,” said the amateur cynic the names of the streets in Brussels are conversation you thought I did not no­
fireplace and spinning from early candle­
thoughtfully.—New Orleans Times-Dem- in both French and ‘Beige’ on the same tice you reduce it after securing the
light till bedtime, let us say possibly two
change to a one. I will give you ten sec­
signboard.
The pronunciation of Mafeklng is a hours. Let us then suppose for a moment
up the balance or I will
“I spent a week in the Belgium capital, onds tothedeliver
TENS AND TREYS.
life out of you and have you difficulty to many. The name is cor­ the thousands of spindles rattling and
where a member of the American lega­ choke
whirling in a modern cotton factory, im­
arrested
for
theft.
Come,
I
will
count
rectly
pronounced
like
Maffy-king—
tion piloted mo about. I made the ac­ one, two, three, four”—
T h e I n c id e n t T h a t G a v e T h e m t h o
pelled by the power locked up in coal.
quaintance of many Bolgiau gentlemen,
N a m e “ D e a d M an’s H a n d ,”
“ ’Deed, boss, you is mistaken. That with the accent on the first syllable.
One pound of this coal carries the poten­
the salutation between my diplomat­ was
The term “Dead man’s hand” in poker and
a
one
spot”—
tial
energy to do the work of 3,00D such
ic
friend
and
those
he
met
was
something
THE
BEST
REMEDY
FOR
STYMAOH
“Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten!”
means tens and treys, and the hand got
spinsters.
AND BOWEL TROUBLES.
“Y-qu is certainly mistaken, bi
its name because they won when the
In sawing wopd a man may work at
man that held them was dead.
that”Lve been in the drug business for the rate of about 60 strokes a minute and
“I have
Many years ago a party of planters
'The young man was on his feet as lie twenty years and have sold most all of consider himself a “top sawyer,” and his
cordial smile, a ceremonious lifting
out the waiter. He seized the the proprietary medicines of any note. saw blade may have progressed five feet
and cowmen had a sitting on one of the of“A
the hat, a hearty shako of the hand counted
latter
by
the
throat
aud
with
a
quick
boats plying up and dotvn the Mississip­ and
Among
the entire list 1 have never a minute,. but a circular saw driven by
an indiuation of the body in a polite movement forced the man to the floor.
pi. Among them was a young fellow
laehinery may be put through 70 times
timi
found anything to equal Chamberlain’s machinery
“Here it is. Loss!” cried the waiter in Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy that distance and saw 70 times as much
whose mother had sent him to New Or­
“ ‘My dear Colonel---- ■, the pleasure is
leans to bring back a large sum of money wholly
terrified acoents. ‘‘For the Lawd-a-mus- for
fo77irslom
rch“ and“
bmvel““ troubles,”
tro^^^^^
-"’ood. And yet this one little pound of
all stomach
and bowel
, "wood.
mine,
I
am
rejoiced
to
.see
you.
with which to pay off a mortgage on the I trust you are very well.’ Same forhomestead.
icstead. He may bo called Smith.
m bi 1,, wUicU bo cusc-rl, press,
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Bad luck and bad
knocked a hi
po.nd ot dr, wool. aIw i f L ' S
sSE%oft.rhr;,d?hf
N E lim i IIIB IE IS
SLEIGHT O F HANG TRICK.
ALL TIRED OUT.
A n tU M tance W h e r e S o m e th in g ; B et>
crat.
D o o m e d A iiy lio w .
During a torriGc storm On Lake Michi­
gan the Amanda Jane, a trading schoon­
er, began to leak badly. The pump
broke, and conditions seemed as bad as
:::Sold by:::
B. ELEQATE:
one of the sailors climbed painfully to the
hatch and descended into the cabin. The
swinging lamp was lit, and there, com­
fortably housed in a stationary armchair,
the - ■ ■ “
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No. 7 N. Street.
WHAT MRS. PORTER SAYS.
5t. Johnsville, N. Y.,. ,
• March 23,1899.
Mr. N. C. Becker, Amsterdam, N. Y.:
Dear fair—I find BeoKqr’s A B,C plos- ,
ters a m ost excellent remedy Cor pain
in the back. I have used them for a
long time, and find- them much mo?i
A P a r i s ia n D a y .
effective than any othertpla«ter X eve?
“The day of the perfect young Parisian tried.
Respectfully,
of fashion,” says Richard Whitcing in
MttS. OATHERliM’E PORTER,
The Century, “includes some practice
Becker o a. B C plasters chn tru ly be
with the pistol at one of the private gal­ called
“The great rheumatic plaeter.”
leries. Sometimes he has a shooting gal­ hundreds
of people can testify to the
lery in his garden and fires a few shots on fact that they
had quick reiW t/
rising as a substitute for morning prayer. from that mosthave
dietreaelng pompladnt,|
Then he usually takes a turn on horse­ rheumatism, by the
use of Beokec'el
back in the Bois. I speak by the card. Arnica, Belladooniii and CapslcuBt
After breakfast he fire: more sliots i
olasters. Becker's A B O p la is t^ can/
discuss.
some rendezvous in town. He discusses
(3 had from any of the following dro«-j
its, who are authorized to guaranty'
S?"
'Tho skipper took the pipe out of his
month and said calmly: “My friendts, I
don’t care von cuss. I hev got a cancer
on my livers, und I die in six veeks anyvayt”—Kansas City Independent.
more than half of its burden of duties. A
few visits, tho theater and the club com­
plete the day.**'____________
U n f o r t n iia t e .
<
“A woman is as old as she looks, Mr.
Gilley.” said Miss Smirk.
“Oh, Miss Smirk,” replied Mr. Gilley,
who generally makes a rmibs of it when
he tries to pay a compliment, “surely
you are an exception to tho rule.”—De­
troit Free Press. _________
S p an iN li Pi'ovot’b,
Ask your frlomls for nclvIcG, women
for pity, stvangerH for charity and yom*
relatives for nothing.
Tho Tngeia rlvor hop liecn hnown to
rise <10 feet In n slnglo night owing to
tlmndorntorinn on the mouiUnlns,
^
eppohor uitci’K iH-iwora p w )
. f r f S 25 cents.
C E. Patrick. Gloveravllle, N. Y.
Ropt. Balra, Glovers vlUe. N. T .
f, S. Hamilton, Qlovsrsvllle. N. Y.
P. D. Ostrander. GoversviUc, U. Y.
0 H. Jacobs. Qloverevllle. N. Y.
Cole’s Pharmacy. Gloverwvllle, N, Y
Kested & Van Arnam. Northville
1 Y.'
Geo Brown. NorthvlXle. N. Y.
Finch &, Lee, BrondalWn. N. Y
J. T. Avory, C4 W. Fulton St
E M Davis. 139 N Main St
.V M Simmons, tfi Bleooker St.
J. A. Van Aukon. 17 N Mala St.
f».
'85 N Main S
Sti
' F.. Brown.
. Ik
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Uvfi
y . a i« of buffering^‘ollovcfl In a nlglit,
Iti’hln/T pjlcn yield (it onco to tho enm»
uvo propw-tlua of Doon'n OlntniGnt,
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