^ TRUTH NOT STRANGE ENOUtSH; “ Hamdreds More in Glom'sville. Tired all the time, ■ W eary arid worn out night and day;' Bach aches^side aches; All on account of the kidneys. Must help them at their work. iws you A Gloversrille citizen sho’ t e r W a s F o u m l I n le ic t lo n . Will M\m Strength, And The Ambition that Nature Intend ed Ali to Have Brin g s t h e [ pink glow to pale \ cheeks and re stores the fire of i youth B y mail ^50c per box, 6 boxes for $2 50, with our bank5 able guarantee to cure or retund the money paid. Send for circular and copy of our bankable guarantee bond. 60 PILLS, SOcts. (Yellow Label) ’ Extra Strength, Immediate Results.... Positively guaranteed cure for Paresis, Locomotor Ataxia, Nervous Prostration, Hys teria, Fits, Insanity, Paralysis and the results of excessive use of Tobacco, Opium or Liquor. By mail, in plain package, $ 1 a box, 6 boxes for $5, with our bankable guaran tee bond to cure in 30 days or refund money paid. son, one opeorf a tot. jolo, pot tor the | Sold at Miller’s Drug store, 7 N. Main St., Gloversville, New York. General Louis Botlia, the Boer oomraaxulei’ In chief, Is married to a lady of an Irish family named Emmot. Mrs. Botha I d said to bo related to Thomao Addla Emmot, tho United Irish loader of irfiS, and Robert Emmot, bis broth er, 'vho was con cutci fvi* hlj4 ti'caro'A In ICOw. X tS tr tS ,£ d lM ^ I M jlJ t J E y g y i j H j f WHEN I am 'DEAD, ■ c I 'J"*- am dead,” ebc said, .“I piay you, dewi. Faois 53^3 i,y political and financial affairs as are Americans in sim^ud the hurry and UUUU LUSitiUi; Uli UiS tUUJa. ■ The opener didn’t help his pair, anoth er played made a pair of aces by di'hwing to a four flush, a third had two pair, sevens and fives, and the fourth had a pair of kings and an ace kicker. As Smith did not answer when asked to show his hand and as he was supposed to have fallen asleep a man named imed Halpin turned his cards over and showed a pair of tens and a pair of threes, which, ' <i _________________ ings. Sixty million pounds of it are used _____________ __ MEDICINE. in boxes for merchandise made of small pieces are joined with it, while of course it is used throughout the furnitrade. Only newspaper printing pas made without some glue, and any hand that is rarely beaten in draw Aces and eights arc called the gau hand and is popularly .supposed to iw York Sun. “ “ S S r J s i-S s had‘^'to“bo "01“ t h a r o S t'Lffirs'^coM attend caucuses aud that ns vice president and presiding officer of the senate he was no*/^Spertecf‘^to a«rad ^parfy gatherings. Senators who have prospects of re-election, therefore, do not care to give up their seat on the floor to become n mere presiding officer, with only the right to cast the deciding vote in case of a tip. „ . "lA"A” ‘ ij ^ ii “Marce William,” said the old family Bervnnt.^|;i8 you gwlno ter run fer office S “ S o so::. ----------d culprit. I, I dl”‘ do,” replied the latter. “I dh “Yos°V m y. l e. v-el t " best to defeat yon the last tim ye-i ran.”—Pittsburg Chronicle. GUARANTEE: If for any reason you cannot obtain this remedy a t yoUr Arugr'st’s we will send a regular One dollar bottle to any address, expressage prepaid, on receipt of price, with the understanding th at we will refund the money if the remedy does not db all we claim for it. THES. GROVERGRAHAMCOnPllKr, Newburgh, N. K. C. E. Lair’s Up=To=Date ::::Livery. Hay, Feed and Straw. Telephone 104. 4 5 and 47-Orand st. Ad Ideal Drik Cooling and Invigorating. Its forCoDgbs and . -C o ld s Tt)0. KNICK ■arose, the 1 med gentleman gentlem e.steemed which was an esteemed and Quaker. He did his best to entertain the A GOOD COUGH II M U But ’They Declined to Act Ttpou the Warningarning—What Happened Then is History. s js i r: The Duke of Clarence, as was the fashion at that time, had a liking for old port and was not squeamish at the quantity consumed. As a result he several times retui'ued to liis host’s house in a state which bordered on elation. It is recorded that his host used the gentlest reproof toWfl-i'd hirn in those words: “Friend Willium, thou art late again Eobm'!'^Tf°thou^Tost'^m*r^ 1° shall James Sullivan Phillips, who died rehave to TVTite to thy father, friend ccntly a t Veyay, Ind.,__ was the original George, at Windsor.” I Jeems Phillips in Eggleston 3 HoosierS cl ' A S m o o t h S w in d l e . A swindler worked a jewelry house in died to make escape i n ' ■Where there is -smoke there is fire selected ’a ?300^dfamond and gave a and where there are symptoms there check on a local bank for the amount. is disease. Here are a fe\y symptoms of He left, stating that he would return after the firm had ascertained if tho of the m ost dangerous of disei check were good. The firm indorsed the check aud put it through the bank, with the result that it was returned. The swindler came for the ring at the ap pointed time and when told his check was not good discovered that he Lad drawn on the wrong bank. He then pro auu W LSi-laU U JIU t u t s » L U U lc tU U ) nausea, dry and feverish skin, consti duced 8300 in gold, took the ring and his that represent pation, rising of a- nasty gas into the check. At thee hotel he represented , salesman and showed throat, tongue furred like the moss on he was a je-wc■elry the check with the jeweler’ss indorselashed the nient. The hotel th< check. d' k Ui' but I don t think they are dai Serous.” They are signs of _dange check bearing their indorsement had They show that tho eruption is corn- been paid.—Jewelers’ Circular. lUS. , „ Now what lies a t the bcittom of all x n o p e m e tttB A r e R a r e I n P r a n c e . these symptoms? Indigestion, dyspepRunaway marriages are not contrived sia and an overworked liver. How you easily in Franco. No one in‘that coun got yourself* in this condition you try ever roaches an age when the law I know better than The w riter does. But permits him to do away with the consent I get out of it or you will be of parents and guardians. If orphans de sick—probably with bilious fever. sire to marry, they must show the death Uso Caloura Soflvent, a safe but pow- certifientes of their p.nrents and have the jnodlclho, prepared by David written consent of their gramlparents. If there should be no grandparents living, their dontb eertiilentes must be prodiieed, and so on among the various relntlvc,s of the Intending bride and bridegroom, the consent of the conseii de famille (family council) bejuffa ab.;olutcly neceiiwary la all illroot from iArnSi;fni'ta”,r r s f ,: m S T JS a ' ' ‘ beneficial. Coughs that have resisted all other treatm ent for years, Have yielded to this remedy and perfect health been restored. Cases that seemed hopeless, that the climate of famous health resorts failed to benefit, have been permanently cured by its use. For sn,lG by C. E. PEcriclc tUid Miller’s drug store.___________ Eighty thousand etep^hants^ are reworld come from Ith ivory. 'M '1 ost of them com with South Africa. ed\_ of the ears, catarrh and like trouble. The number of persons horn blind averages sixty-five in -every 1,000,000., OUR GREATEST ENEMY The greatest enemy to our general health is a neglected cough. It is dan- neglected cough. Statistics prove it. When the cough flrBt commences Is 'ho time to atop It lu order to avoid serious conaequonccs. BAUER’S IN•dTANT COUGH CURE Is a positive ind gimrantoed cure for coughs, cPlds, .ronvhltls, influenza, la grippe, wboopm g’cough and all other throat and lung i.roublca, Xt la very pleasant to tho acto and lo fjiilclt and fuire In U.T work, t never falL. It lu /riui'an.tr<’d to euro CBPly rn<‘ »llWf*noe. finndny K dioi TM'Sier (fi'dHhliig tho >r your iitonny will bo iTfun'led, Tho nnrrntlou)-Aiid tlmt lu tlio litory of .To- utirmmui nalo of HAUBU'n INP/TANT xiTGH CURS l!) j/r-ltlvd proof th at U null find tljo nliulo. . , .fidiimv-Iin't H tim ti'o tlie,v Imow nr( ;4 or ihn pc iplo v;onld not bny It, what n .lotaU m i tUut I m w;oV«IWF* lot fl f«‘w r,BPi*plo li;jttlfl 0'( 0, II Jacobs try t», fua jvs iiriu Di I'jmliifw', ......., , ....... and ROCK C n n ip a lg n iVlacrTfy. “■WVia't did that politician say at first blush when the office was proffered him?” “At first blush? Lots you know about politics! Theye wasn’t any blush about ;t; fig nabbed it.”—Indianapolis Journal. g ............. 5» M . i a i a S * F or the above diseases aud all de-r rangements of the stomach due to paired digestion, has acquired-a-repu tation in every part of the country as • a SPECIFIC. I t cures by digesting the food and at the same time toning and building up the diseased tissue of -th e stomach. Taken after a hearty meal, it insures perfect assim ilation of food and consequent nourishment. If you are “run down,” weak, emaciated and impoverished, discard th at “Spring i N o t t o B ln m c . THEY SA-W THE SMOKE, ; money iv.as sent to his mot Smith finished his trip as freight. Since then tons and treys havt Dy.'pepsia, Heartburn, Gistfitis, Ulcera tion and Threatened Cancer of the Stomach Positively Cured. ra T h e ftn n U e r a n d t l i e D a ir c. t”rS'.he"Ve'cS5r.. “h 1 oTw-hteSt , !;?,rosIlL»r ‘ _______________ S S S I 'S p iH M Tha j p M laterdiaose o, mutnall, to win about twice as much as he had | originally. If ho lost, he might as well shoot himself, for he could never face In lf t» tho n,.,t FQf all tua K E X h ' l repeotoa-” i s ’am jif 00 hm r I ™».-loorea .0 cr-ldt In the e, money he Had left. As he was a rank bluffer the other players sized him p pretty close, and he was called by the io ic B i CO., H E S S - .£ 3 5 a Clinton and Jackson Sts., Chicago, III. Y P et(o rm an « se In fiescerdlcjiialn 'WhiLoh Xfnded V n expecttidly’, I— enrds. The epene" drew three, the peot t e w t o l e S . 't d r w . r i o '2 S d e * 5 “ publicans called a caucus of their side, and out of habit Mr. Wilson ^ras the first m A In a restaurant where patrons who “If truth is stranger than fiction,” said Where we sat hand in hand and face to face; wish to dine quietly away from the rush an amateur cynic of this city, “it is well Not as a, homesick soul in Some far fcpliere. and bustle on the lower floor go up stairs for a fellow to fib a little when he wants two gentlemen were lunching a few days to be believed. “^Not long ago, to give “ Through all the days and. nights shall T Be near, you an illustration, a young friend of In summer twilights or when earth is sere; Both were talking very animatedly and mine who -works for a certain shipping Lol I shall^beg of death for this one were apparently oblivious to their sur house here was detained at the office un am ‘delT Mrs. W. Lawre 74 Thii roundings, especially to the colored wait til after midnight and just before leav street, says: “I caught a heavy cold nflFSm P inkham §ses*son^ “Not ds a sad eyed ghost will I appear; ing attempted to replace a letter fiie on a yvhich settled in my kidneys, and so af er. If they knew, that that individual I shall bring all of comfort, naught of fear. high s-winging shelf. In so doing he dis fected them th a t ever after I suffered was on earth, much less in their immedi a lly a tten d s to hm* it*e» Only the woman that you love will come; lodged a ledger, which struck him on the with heavy dull bearlng_ down pain ate presence, their attention to his where death is strong enough to hold mo dumb m eridous ootresgsondence OrNohelpless, abouts gave no clew to their knowledge. bridge of the nose as it fell and knocked summoned byS’ your lightest tear, light oif a good sized section of skin, besides .across the loins. At times it was not When^^am^d ‘ One of the diuens was a young man of with s u ffe r in g w&men^ were as,a t others, but it was Garrison in Truth. blacking one of his eyes. I occupy the ready to,worry me, -\vere I to ( adjoining office and, hearing the racket, H er tra in ed a s s is ta n ts went in and helped patch him up. A POUND OF COAL. a r e ail womenm _______ “No-w, I happened to know that this custom of waiters who scent a tip, foung man, had a -«'ife who was inclined comfortably and was subject to severe ; j, The le tte r s fro m w om en T h e G r e a t P o w e r i t c a n E x e r t In - He carelessly reached in his vest pOcket a r e o p e n e d b y w o m e n i ^ . to be very suspicious, and as he was go •headaches nearly every d ^ M echanical w oru. without appearing to look at the ing I asked him what he proposed to Doan’s Kidney Pills at Miller's drug , ^ pound of -what we will toll her about the accident. ‘Vniy, I ’ll store and began to use them. In a few servitor, iilaced both check and' a netv Onsya cfl]] average coal, containing, say, 10,-000 tell her exactly what happened,’ he said. days the pain left my back and I felt bank note side by side without a break in 'It is perfectly plain and simple.’ ‘That's as well as ever. Mr. Lawrence also the argument. T hey a r e r e a r f b y w o - S n » " 'S - s suffered with his kidneys and he used just the trouble,’ said I. ‘It’s so plain In a fe-W nionients the waiter re-enter m en onlya pound of this coal, if expended in meand simple that she’ll never believe it in Doan’s Kidney Pills. Although his ed, carrying a silver salver, in the center - _ chanicai work, would give us 236 horsethe world. She’ll think you.made it up work is heavy, he has had no trouble of which lay a 10 cent piece. Then he ifftey a r e a n sw e re u n y power, imagine at the time of the to conceal something terrible and will be with his kidneys -after he stopped the stepped back again, his glance alternat w om en a n d only womenm pharaohs two long lines of men, extendvery unhappy. It is your duty in such treatm ent.” ing between the salver and the man -who ing over half a mile, all pulling steadily, a, case to do a little lying.’ ‘But what paid the bill. The G orrespondeitce i s at the command of the taskmaster, at a shall I tell her then?’ he asked, looking The argument came to an abrupt ter sa c re d ly confidentlalm puzzled. ‘Tell her,’ said I, ‘that you agents 1 mination. The young man’s eyes swept heard a row in the street and, going to Remember the name-MDoan’s—am the immovable face of the waiter with a the window, saw the Italian fruit vender take no substitute. M W fe f o r a A o o * iW rs . .“ L K L ™ t a ? p E 3 curiously searching glance not unmixed on the opposite corner yelling at some id0S J ^S t an equal amount of power. In some with amazement, ’Then he whispered a boys who had just robbed his stand. word to his friend whose eyes also’ llsised wMob co n ta in s let» countries men who have been specially While you had your head out he hurled scanned- the face that impassively return DOFFING THE HAT. an apple at the urchins, and it flew wild S ed their glances. There was an eloquent to r s fr o m tho m a yo r a t S 4 . ^ r S , “ T S i . and hit you in the eye.’ ‘But, good silence. The young man - beckoned the Lynniy th e p o s tm a s te r o f carry a total of from 850 to 600 pounds heavens,’ he protested, ‘that’s a most waiter to his side. Lynn a n d o th e rs o f h e r P distance of one mile._ f^t «acH preposterous yarn! Here we are on the “You are a slick one,” he said quietly, third floor, so how on earth could I be but there was a ring in his tone that did o w n o iiy w ho have, m a d e hjt by an apple thrown at a boy in the ----— -----------------—-d.---------exceptionally strong man has been extensively, “I observed not augur well for one of the party. o a re fu i im/estigaiionm street?’ ‘You don’t pretend to know,’ I sepowe o f‘work known to do one-half horsepowei’ ive his hat,to two gentlemen, who re“Just hand it over, please.” replied. ‘All you cau say is that it Hap effort, but in two and a t'd the salutation in the same manM rsm P i n k h a m h a s ass his mightiest effc “Hand over what, sir?” asked the waitpened.’ members of the diplo- »r, innocently and with a pronounced ris “I finally got him to promise he would natic coVps. ing inflection. do exactly as I advised, and next day “As we all know, ithe American style such men putting forth such extreme ef“Tho change.” he came down all smiles. ‘It -worked to salutation ation when ttwo ’ or more gentle;entletroublesm S h e can c u re fort at rope, or crank, or crowbar. As “There it is, sir,” indicating with a trembleSm a charm!’ he explained. I told her. the indiuation of the head or s-sveep back, red faced and puffing, to ley fall baof the hand to-ward the 10 cent YQSim H e r f ^;;ddress i s they apple story yust as you outlined it pnd ................. .’caths, we catch v might imagine itch their breaths, remarked casually that I know it sound^^^^1Lynn, M assi/" “I this tl lis little black lump saying to them: “Part of it, I want tho rest.” od incredible and might easily enough at it would bo an insult for ^ a gentle :h as your whole company c can do as “ ’Deed, that’s all that is coming to have .. ha-ve invented some plausible nction fiction to in to pass an acquaintance without re you, then can%tand it for fully two min sir. You gave me lU , a $1 bill, and your account for my eye, but I preferred moving tho hat. If they are friends the check was 80 cents.” utes longer before I am exhausted!” Professor Alljert A. Miehelson of the tell her the exact truth on all occasio salutation is even more formal and in Let us now turn to another portion The young man’s University of Chicago is one of the few Well, she simply beamed,’ continued my cludes a shake of the hanil and the ex -the human race. From the earliest tin friend. ‘ “John,” she said to me, “don’t change of a few complimentary remarks. scientists who are sailors as well. The spinning has been ^a much prized ^^.^omacco inner in which you ever be afraid to tell your little wife “The French are accounted the most latter quality has won him the place of piishment of the fair se.v. We need look the truth, no matter how wild it sounds. punctilious and ceremonious of people. I commander in the Illinois naval mill- back only to our own grandmothers. We You can always depend on her common think the Belgians are even more so. said. “Because it was rolled tightly tia and the former membership to the picture them, from their own stories, sense.” ’ ’Their customs are French, however. told us when we were children, as rosy “I really believe I averted ’trouble in They have a language of their own, but and we appeared to be so absorbed in our Royal Institution of Gre.at Britain. cheeked damsels sitting aroutid the open that family,” said the amateur cynic the names of the streets in Brussels are conversation you thought I did not no fireplace and spinning from early candle thoughtfully.—New Orleans Times-Dem- in both French and ‘Beige’ on the same tice you reduce it after securing the light till bedtime, let us say possibly two change to a one. I will give you ten sec signboard. The pronunciation of Mafeklng is a hours. Let us then suppose for a moment up the balance or I will “I spent a week in the Belgium capital, onds tothedeliver TENS AND TREYS. life out of you and have you difficulty to many. The name is cor the thousands of spindles rattling and where a member of the American lega choke whirling in a modern cotton factory, im arrested for theft. Come, I will count rectly pronounced like Maffy-king— tion piloted mo about. I made the ac one, two, three, four”— T h e I n c id e n t T h a t G a v e T h e m t h o pelled by the power locked up in coal. quaintance of many Bolgiau gentlemen, N a m e “ D e a d M an’s H a n d ,” “ ’Deed, boss, you is mistaken. That with the accent on the first syllable. One pound of this coal carries the poten the salutation between my diplomat was The term “Dead man’s hand” in poker and a one spot”— tial energy to do the work of 3,00D such ic friend and those he met was something THE BEST REMEDY FOR STYMAOH “Five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten!” means tens and treys, and the hand got spinsters. AND BOWEL TROUBLES. “Y-qu is certainly mistaken, bi its name because they won when the In sawing wopd a man may work at man that held them was dead. that”Lve been in the drug business for the rate of about 60 strokes a minute and “I have Many years ago a party of planters 'The young man was on his feet as lie twenty years and have sold most all of consider himself a “top sawyer,” and his cordial smile, a ceremonious lifting out the waiter. He seized the the proprietary medicines of any note. saw blade may have progressed five feet and cowmen had a sitting on one of the of“A the hat, a hearty shako of the hand counted latter by the throat aud with a quick boats plying up and dotvn the Mississip and Among the entire list 1 have never a minute,. but a circular saw driven by an indiuation of the body in a polite movement forced the man to the floor. pi. Among them was a young fellow laehinery may be put through 70 times timi found anything to equal Chamberlain’s machinery “Here it is. Loss!” cried the waiter in Colic, Cholera and Diarrhoea Remedy that distance and saw 70 times as much whose mother had sent him to New Or “ ‘My dear Colonel---- ■, the pleasure is leans to bring back a large sum of money wholly terrified acoents. ‘‘For the Lawd-a-mus- for fo77irslom rch“ and“ bmvel““ troubles,” tro^^^^^ -"’ood. And yet this one little pound of all stomach and bowel , "wood. mine, I am rejoiced to .see you. with which to pay off a mortgage on the I trust you are very well.’ Same forhomestead. icstead. He may bo called Smith. m bi 1,, wUicU bo cusc-rl, press, ,i„ . _______________ Bad luck and bad knocked a hi po.nd ot dr, wool. aIw i f L ' S sSE%oft.rhr;,d?hf N E lim i IIIB IE IS SLEIGHT O F HANG TRICK. ALL TIRED OUT. A n tU M tance W h e r e S o m e th in g ; B et> crat. D o o m e d A iiy lio w . During a torriGc storm On Lake Michi gan the Amanda Jane, a trading schoon er, began to leak badly. The pump broke, and conditions seemed as bad as :::Sold by::: B. ELEQATE: one of the sailors climbed painfully to the hatch and descended into the cabin. The swinging lamp was lit, and there, com fortably housed in a stationary armchair, the - ■ ■ “ -- --- -- No. 7 N. Street. WHAT MRS. PORTER SAYS. 5t. Johnsville, N. Y.,. , • March 23,1899. Mr. N. C. Becker, Amsterdam, N. Y.: Dear fair—I find BeoKqr’s A B,C plos- , ters a m ost excellent remedy Cor pain in the back. I have used them for a long time, and find- them much mo?i A P a r i s ia n D a y . effective than any othertpla«ter X eve? “The day of the perfect young Parisian tried. Respectfully, of fashion,” says Richard Whitcing in MttS. OATHERliM’E PORTER, The Century, “includes some practice Becker o a. B C plasters chn tru ly be with the pistol at one of the private gal called “The great rheumatic plaeter.” leries. Sometimes he has a shooting gal hundreds of people can testify to the lery in his garden and fires a few shots on fact that they had quick reiW t/ rising as a substitute for morning prayer. from that mosthave dietreaelng pompladnt,| Then he usually takes a turn on horse rheumatism, by the use of Beokec'el back in the Bois. I speak by the card. Arnica, Belladooniii and CapslcuBt After breakfast he fire: more sliots i olasters. Becker's A B O p la is t^ can/ discuss. some rendezvous in town. He discusses (3 had from any of the following dro«-j its, who are authorized to guaranty' S?" 'Tho skipper took the pipe out of his month and said calmly: “My friendts, I don’t care von cuss. I hev got a cancer on my livers, und I die in six veeks anyvayt”—Kansas City Independent. more than half of its burden of duties. A few visits, tho theater and the club com plete the day.**'____________ U n f o r t n iia t e . < “A woman is as old as she looks, Mr. Gilley.” said Miss Smirk. “Oh, Miss Smirk,” replied Mr. Gilley, who generally makes a rmibs of it when he tries to pay a compliment, “surely you are an exception to tho rule.”—De troit Free Press. _________ S p an iN li Pi'ovot’b, Ask your frlomls for nclvIcG, women for pity, stvangerH for charity and yom* relatives for nothing. Tho Tngeia rlvor hop liecn hnown to rise <10 feet In n slnglo night owing to tlmndorntorinn on the mouiUnlns, ^ eppohor uitci’K iH-iwora p w ) . f r f S 25 cents. C E. Patrick. Gloveravllle, N. Y. Ropt. Balra, Glovers vlUe. N. T . f, S. Hamilton, Qlovsrsvllle. N. Y. P. D. Ostrander. GoversviUc, U. Y. 0 H. Jacobs. Qloverevllle. N. Y. Cole’s Pharmacy. Gloverwvllle, N, Y Kested & Van Arnam. Northville 1 Y.' Geo Brown. NorthvlXle. N. Y. Finch &, Lee, BrondalWn. N. Y J. T. Avory, C4 W. Fulton St E M Davis. 139 N Main St .V M Simmons, tfi Bleooker St. J. A. Van Aukon. 17 N Mala St. f». '85 N Main S Sti ' F.. Brown. . Ik --------Brndford Dft'klnuon, _ByoiiMiilWn Uvfi y . a i« of buffering^‘ollovcfl In a nlglit, Iti’hln/T pjlcn yield (it onco to tho enm» uvo propw-tlua of Doon'n OlntniGnt, j
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