SCENE AUDITION SEB Wait a sec Laura ! Did I do something wrong ? LAURA No ! You didn't. And maybe this is the problem ! SEB What ? LAURA It's gonna be one year we have been dating ! SEB And it's fun. So what's up ? LAURA I need more. SEB You didn't want it to be known ! You said no routine, you said couples become stupid ! LAURA I know ! But I want to change that. Every morning, I wonder if I'll see you in the evening. You don't reassure me… I mean… I'm growing tired of everything. It becomes annoying. SEB Annoying ? I really don’t get it ! Listen. You don't want to talk about that right now, do you ? It’s not the right time. We're about to shoot and… LAURA I agree. It's not the right time. Let's… just drop it !... She steps away and comes back. LAURA Last week, my ex boyfriend found me on Facebook. We went to dinner. He's got a Sci Fi project in Paris ?! SEB What do you mean ? You want to leave ? LAURA It's Paris ! Do you believe this ? Effeil tower, Champs Elysées, l'Arc de triomphe… médiane – art & communication - Siège social : 40 rue de Chabrol, 75010 PARIS
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SEB What about me ? LAURA You ? SEB Yes, me. I mean, us. LAURA I can't imagine that I won't see you anymore. We get used of it, after all that… SEB And you want to get used to something else ? LAURA It's Paris. SEB I don't get you ! First, you want us to take our affair easy, then you say you want it to be official, and now, I get an ultimatum ! What I'm supposed to do ? LAURA I think I want you to ask me not to go. I need to know what I'll lose if I leave. SEB Stay. I need you… LAURA But… I need to go… The actors may need some make up. It's hot on the set. médiane – art & communication - Siège social : 40 rue de Chabrol, 75010 PARIS
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MONOLOGUES (Please choose one of the following monologues for your audition) FIFTY FIFTY You know, I feel that shit inside that I’d like to spit out. I’m so pissed off because I’m doing my best to always be good as gold, honest and fair. You know, I’d love to be able to… I don’t know… See, that’s exactly my problem. I want so hard to spit that thing out but I don’t even have any clue of what that thing is. I want to be able to do stuff, but I don’t know what stuff. I want to destroy everything but on the other hand I’m not really sure ‘Cos I know destroying everything would be pointless. Everything would be rebuilt in the same way, then I would feel so stupid for having destroyed everything for nothing. So I don’t know what to say, I don’t know what to do. Therefore I say nothing, I do nothing. I’m worthless, and I don’t like being worthless. Well I don’t really think I’m worthless… I’m not sure. I’m kinda fifty percent worthless and fifty percent not worthless. But that’s worthless too. Fifty-­‐fifty something, that’s what I am. Would you marry a fifty-­‐fifty something person ? Are you a cold person, a fifty-­‐fifty something person, or are you hot ? GOOD NEWS Guys, I got some good news. Super duper great news that will bowl you over ! Ready ? Ok ! Here we go ! I am going to settle down in the United States of America ! A company just hired me, I’ll get paid 7.000 dollars per month, including living accommodation on the 5th Avenue, a company car, and a PA. My office has a tremendous view on the Hudson River. So, that’s it. I’m leaving. Well, I mean, I won’t come back. So, here what’s gonna happen. I’m gonna shut down my business. You’ll be all fired and I’ll put my company into a voluntary bankruptcy. As I more or less understood in some emails you’ve been exchanging between all of you, I’m doing shit, I have a short fuse, I am a character myself, I am boring, bla bla bla bla… So now you’ll be happy and free of duty ! Life’s beautiful, right ? So, I’m gonna get going now, ok ? It’s 10PM here, and I feel like partying tonight ! Take care folks ! Enjoy ! Bye bye ! © Christophe Averlan – 2017. Tous droits réservés. médiane – art & communication - Siège social : 40 rue de Chabrol, 75010 PARIS
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