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WEDNESDAY MAY 18 2016
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Start the day
with a laugh
today’s television
WhaT do you call a sheep
with no head and no legs?
A cloud.
6.00
9.00
11.30
12.00
Why did the boy eat his
homework?
His teacher had told
the class it was a piece
of cake.
2. Drew Barrymore starred
in which film adaptation of
the fairytale Cinderella?
3. Who directed the 1939
American classic Gone
with the Wind?
4. The Welcome Stranger
gold nugget yielded
approximately 50, 60 or
70 kilograms of pure gold?
5. On which continent did
voodoo originate?
6. Which musician
received the first ever gold
disc for selling one million
copies, with the song
Chattanooga Choo Choo?
7. What is the Sanskrit
name for the philosophy
of nonviolent resistance
pioneered by
Mahatma Gandhi?
8. What is the capital
of Kosovo?
abc
sbs
Ten Digital
6.00 News. (CC) 9.00 News
Mornings. (CC) 10.00 Q&A. (R,
CC) 11.00 From The Heart. (R,
CC) 11.30 Eggheads. (R, CC)
12.00 News. (CC) 12.30 Press
Club. (CC) 1.30 The Bill. (Ma, R,
CC) 1.55 Antiques Roadshow. (R,
CC) 2.55 The Cook And The Chef.
(R, CC) 3.20 The Bill. (PG, R, CC)
4.10 Murder, She Wrote. (PG, R,
CC) 5.00 News. (CC) 5.30 The
Drum. (CC)
6.00 WorldWatch. 12.30 Turkish
News. 1.00 PBS News. (CC)
2.00 Trespassing Bergman: 1711
Videos. (Mlv, CC) (Sweden) 2.50
SBS Flashback. (PG, CC) 3.00
Dateline. (R, CC) 3.30 Insight. (R,
CC) 4.30 21st Century Railway.
(R, CC) (Ireland) 5.00 Cycling.
UCI World Tour. Giro d’Italia.
Stage 10. Campi Bisenzio to
Sestola. 219km. Highlights. 5.30
Letters And Numbers. (R, CC)
6.00 Ent. Tonight. 6.30 The
Home Team. 7.00 Ben’s Menu.
7.30 Bold. (PG) 8.00 Family Feud.
8.30 Studio 10. (PG) 11.00 The
Talk. (PG) 12.00 Dr Phil. (PGal,
CC) 1.00 MasterChef Aust. (PG,
R, CC) 2.10 Ent. Tonight. (CC)
2.40 GCBC. (R, CC) 3.10 Judge
Judy. (PG, CC) 3.40 Ben’s Menu.
(R, CC) 4.00 Everyday Gourmet.
(CC) 4.30 Bold. (PG, CC) 5.00
News. (CC)
6.00
7.00
7.30
8.00
8.30
6.00 Seven News. (CC)
7.00 Home And
Away. (PG, CC)
7.30 House Rules. (PGl, CC)
Hosted by Johanna Griggs.
8.45 Criminal Minds. (Mav,
CC) A woman is murdered
in a town of sex offenders.
9.45 Criminal Minds. (Mv, R,
CC) The team pursues a
serial killer.
10.45 Blindspot. (Mv, CC) A
truck carrying chemical
weapons is robbed.
11.45 Marvel’s Agents Of
S.H.I.E.L.D. (Mv, CC)
S.H.I.E.L.D. works to take
Hive down.
12.45 Defiance. (Mv, CC)
2.00 Home Shopping. (R)
4.00 NBC Today.
5.00 Seven Early News. (CC)
5.30 Sunrise. (CC)
6.00
7.00
7.30
8.00
8.30
6.00 Food Safari. (R, CC)
6.30 SBS World News. (CC)
7.30 The Story Of China.
(CC) (Final)
8.35 24 Hours In Emergency:
Force Of Nature.
(M, CC) (UK)
9.35 Bosch. (Mlnv, CC)
10.25 SBS World News Late
Edition. (CC)
11.00 Cycling. UCI World Tour.
Giro d’Italia. Stage 11.
Modena to Asolo. 229km.
1.00 Massive Moves. (R, CC)
2.00 MOVIE: Our Life. (Manl,
R) (2010)
3.45 Salvage Hunters. (R, CC)
4.45 Strangeface. (Mlv, R)
5.00 CCTV English News.
5.30 NHK World
English News.
6.00 Family Feud. (CC)
6.30 The Project. (CC)
7.30 MasterChef Australia.
(PG, CC) Contestants cook
a three-­course meal for
30 people.
8.40 Madam Secretary. (CC)
President Dalton gets
word that the world’s
most-wanted terrorist is
hiding in Islamabad.
9.40 Madam Secretary. (CC)
The US debates a “render
safe” mission.
10.40 Hawaii Five-0. (Mv, CC)
11.30 The Project. (R, CC)
12.30 The Late Show
With Stephen
Colbert. (PG, CC)
1.30 Home Shopping. (R)
4.00 Life Today With James
Robison. (PG)
4.30 CBS This Morning. (CC)
11.00
1. Earth Day is celebrated
annually in which month?
scTV darwin
6.00 Sunrise. (CC)
9.00 The Morning
Show. (PG, CC)
11.30 Seven Morning
News. (CC)
12.00 MOVIE: Absence Of The
Good. (Mlv, R, CC) (1999)
2.00 The Daily Edition. (CC)
3.00 The Chase. (R, CC)
4.00 Seven News At 4. (CC)
5.00 The Chase Australia. (CC)
10.30
Today’s quiz
nine
Today. (CC)
Today Extra. (PG, CC)
Morning News. (CC)
The Ellen DeGeneres
Show. (PG, CC)
Variety show.
1.00 MOVIE: Yours, Mine And
Ours. (PGl, R, CC) (2005)
3.00 News Now. (CC)
4.00 Afternoon News. (CC)
5.30 Millionaire Hot
Seat. (CC)
11.30
12.00
1.00
1.30
2.30
3.00
3.30
5.00
5.30
Nine News. (CC)
ACA. (CC)
Big Bang. (PGs, CC)
Big Bang. (PG, R, CC)
The NRL Footy
Show. (M, CC)
World’s Funniest
Videos Top 10
Countdown. (PG, CC)
World’s Funniest
Videos Top 10
Countdown. (PG, CC)
Anger Management.
(Mds, R, CC)
The Last Ship.
(Mav, R, CC)
Extra. (CC)
Danoz.
Skippy. (R)
Global Shop.
GMA. (CC)
News. (CC)
Today. (CC)
9.00
9.30
10.00
10.30
11.00
11.20
12.10
12.25
12.55
2.20
3.35
4.05
4.35
5.05
Antiques. (R, CC)
ABC News. (CC)
7.30. (CC)
QI. (Ms, CC)
Shaun Micallef’s MAD
AS HELL. (PG, CC)
Comedy
Showroom. (Malsv)
Would I Lie To You? (R)
Comedy Up Late. (Mals)
Lateline. (R, CC)
The Business. (R, CC)
Four Corners. (R, CC)
Media Watch. (PG, R, CC)
Next Stop. (Ml, R, CC)
MOVIE: Spitfire. (R,
CC) (1934)
MOVIE: Mademoiselle
Fifi. (PG, R) (1944)
QI. (Ms, R, CC)
Would I Lie To You? (R)
Eggheads. (R, CC)
The Bill. (PG, R, CC)
Some regional areas receive SBS ONE programs
30 minutes earlier than this schedule.
Classifications: (P) Preschoolers (C) Children (G) General (PG) Parental Guidance (M) Mature Audiences (MA15+) Mature Audiences Only (AV15+) Extreme Adult Violence (CC) Closed Captions (R) Repeat.
Consumer Advice: (a) Adult themes (d) Drug references (h) Horror (s) Sex references (l) Language (m) Medical procedures (n) Nudity (v) Violence. Please Note: Listings are correct at the time of print and are subject to change by the Networks.
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SBS 2
ONE
6.00 Power Rangers. 6.30 PAW Patrol.
7.00 Yo-Kai. 7.30 Crunch Time. 8.00
Move It. 8.30 Wild Kratts. 9.00 Magical
Tales. 9.30 Little Charmers. 10.00
SpongeBob. 10.30 PAW Patrol. 11.00
Yu-Gi-Oh! 11.30 Yu-Gi-Oh! 12.00 Ben
10. 12.30 Batman. 1.00 Power Rangers.
1.30 Wild Kratts. 2.00 Sonic Boom.
2.30 SpongeBob. 3.00 Problem Solverz.
3.30 Yo-Kai. 4.00 Kids’ WB. 4.05
Justice League Unlimited. 4.30 Batman.
5.00 Ben 10. 5.30 Teen Titans. 6.00
Regular Show. 6.30 Adv Time. 7.00
The Middle. 7.30 Storage Hunters. 8.30
MOVIE: Star Trek: Nemesis. (2002)
11.00 Cops Uncut. 12.00 Undateable.
12.30 Adv Time. 1.00 Late Programs.
6.00 Home Shopping. 7.00 Flushed.
7.30 Hairy Legs. 8.00 Jay’s Jungle.
8.30 Harry’s Practice. 9.00 Home And
Away: The Early Years. 9.30 NBC Today.
12.00 Pie In The Sky. 1.00 Dealers Put
Your Money Where Your Mouth Is. 2.00
House Doctor (A To Z Of Design) 2.30
Drug Bust. 3.00 Medical Emergency.
3.30 RSPCA Animal Rescue. 4.00 The
Zoo. 4.30 60 Minute Makeover. 5.30
60 Minute Makeover. 6.30 Bargain
Hunt. 7.30 Jonathan Creek. 8.30 Lewis.
10.30 Air Crash Investigation. 11.30
Bargain Hunt. 12.30 Dealers Put Your
Money Where Your Mouth Is. 1.30
Harry’s Practice. 2.00 Home Shopping.
4.00 Dr Oz.
6.00 Children’s Programs. 5.40 Peppa
Pig. 5.50 Go Jetters. 6.00 Peg + Cat.
6.15 Peter Rabbit. 6.25 Octonauts.
6.40 Ben And Holly’s Little Kingdom.
6.50 Shaun The Sheep. 7.00 Spicks And
Specks. 7.30 Doctor Who. 8.15 Doctor
Who: Confidential. 8.30 The Tiny Tots
Talent Agency. 9.20 Bodyshockers.
10.05 Tattoo Disasters UK. 10.30
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy
Fallon. 11.10 The Murder Detectives.
12.05 Bill Cunningham: New York. 1.25
The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy
Fallon. 2.10 News Update. 2.15 Close.
5.00 Toby’s Travelling Circus. 5.10 Lily’s
Driftwood Bay. 5.15 Rastamouse. 5.30
Children’s Programs.
6.00 WorldWatch. 7.00 Cycling. UCI
America Tour. Tour of California. Stage
3. Thousand Oaks to Santa Barbara
County at Gibraltar Road. 9.05
WorldWatch. 1.30 Tamil News. 2.00
Thai News. 2.30 Sri Lankan Sinhalese
News. 3.00 Bangla News. 3.30 African
News. 4.00 The Feed. 4.30 India’s
Dancing Superstar. 5.40 If You Are The
One. 6.40 10,000 BC. 7.30 The Feed.
8.00 Brooklyn Nine-Nine. 8.55 MOVIE:
Phantom Of The Paradise. (1974)
10.40 MOVIE: Streets Of Fire. (1984)
12.25 The Feed. 12.55 24: India. 2.30
24: India. 3.20 24: India. 4.15 Deutsche
Welle English News. 5.00 Korean News.
5.30 Indonesian News.
6.00 Home Shopping. 8.00 Extreme
Boats’ Big Angry Fish. 8.30 Let’s Do
Coffee. 9.00 Undercover Boss. 10.00
M*A*S*H. 11.00 Hogan’s Heroes. 12.00
Get Smart. 1.00 Matlock. 2.00 Nash
Bridges. 3.00 Jake And The Fatman.
4.00 Diagnosis Murder. 5.00 Star
Trek: Voyager. 6.00 Family Feud. 6.30
M*A*S*H. 7.30 David Attenborough’s
Planet Earth. 8.30 Megastructures
Breakdown. 9.30 Shark Tank. 10.30
Gordon Ramsay’s Hell’s Kitchen. 11.30
Sons Of Anarchy. 12.40 Home Shopping.
2.10 Diagnosis Murder. 3.05 Nash
Bridges. 4.00 Jake And The Fatman.
5.00 Hogan’s Heroes. 5.30 Whacked
Out Sports.
GEM
7MATE
abc3
ABC NEWS
eleven
6.00 Friends. 6.30 Skippy. 7.00 TV
Shop. 8.00 Gilmore Girls. 9.00 TV
Shop. 10.30 Come Dine With Me UK.
11.00 Friends. 12.00 MOVIE: No Time
For Tears. (1957) 1.50 Come Dine With
Me UK. 2.20 Monarch Of The Glen.
3.30 The Great British Bake Off. 4.30
Ellen DeGeneres. 5.30 Gilmore Girls.
6.30 Friends. 7.30 New Tricks. 8.40
Midsomer Murders. 10.50 Mysteries
Of Laura. 11.50 Absolutely Fabulous.
12.30 Friends. 1.00 Gideon’s Way. 2.00
TV Shop: Home Shopping. 2.30 MOVIE:
The Man Who Haunted Himself. (1970)
4.30 Enjoying Everyday Life With Joyce
Meyer. 5.00 Dangerman.
6.00 Shopping. 7.00 Fishing Western
Australia. 7.30 Hook, Line And Sinker.
8.30 Dream Car Garage. 9.00 Shannon’s
Legends Of Motorsport. 10.00 Fifth
Gear. 11.00 Starsky & Hutch. 12.00 T.J.
Hooker. 1.00 Knights Of Mayhem. 2.00
Bizarre ER. 2.30 Wipeout USA. 3.30
High Tech Rednecks. 4.30 American
Restoration. 5.30 American Pickers.
6.30 Pawn Stars. 7.30 Caught On
Dashcam. 8.30 Storage Wars. 9.30
Baggage Battles. 10.30 Barter Kings.
11.30 Rude Tube. 12.00 Bizarre ER. 1.30
Rude Tube. 2.00 Shopping. 4.00 Knights
Of Mayhem. 5.00 Fishing Western
Australia. 5.30 Dream Car Garage.
6.00 Children’s Programs. 10.40 The
Children Of The Holocaust. 10.50
Children’s Programs. 11.20 Lest We
Forget What? 11.25 Children’s Programs.
4.00 Odd Squad. 4.25 Numb Chucks.
4.40 Grojband. 5.00 Camp Lakebottom.
5.25 The Penguins Of Madagascar.
5.45 BtN Newsbreak. 5.50 Gortimer
Gibbon’s Life On Normal Street. 6.15 The
New Adventures Of Figaro Pho. 6.25
Hank Zipzer. 6.50 BtN Newsbreak. 7.00
The Adventures Of Merlin. 7.45 Deadly
Pole To Pole. 8.15 Adventure Time.
8.35 Degrassi: Next Class. 9.00 World’s
End. 9.20 House Of Anubis. 9.50 Rage.
10.45 Close.
6.00 News. 8.30 News Mornings. 11.25
ABC Open. 11.30 News. 12.00 Press
Club. 1.00 Capital Hill. 1.30 News. 2.30
ABC News Afternoons. 3.30 ABC News
Afternoons With The Business. 4.30
Grandstand. 5.25 ABC Open. 5.30
ABC News Evenings. 6.00 The Drum.
6.30 ABC News Grandstand. 7.30 The
Business. 8.30 ABC National News. 9.00
Lateline. 9.30 The World. 10.30 ABC
National News. 11.00 7.30. 11.30 News.
12.00 The Drum. 12.30 Al Jazeera.
1.30 BBC Global. 2.00 7.30. 2.30
Outside Source. 2.55 ABC Open. 3.00
BBC Africa. 3.30 Al Jazeera. 4.30 BBC
Business Live. 5.00 Lateline. 5.30 News.
6.00 Toasted TV. 8.00 Totally Wild.
8.30 Toasted TV. 9.30 Crocamole.
10.00 Touched By An Angel. 11.00
Dr Quinn. 12.00 Judging Amy. 1.00
JAG. 2.00 Becker. 2.30 How I Met
Your Mother. 3.00 Infomercials. 3.30
Everybody Loves Raymond. 4.00 King
Of Queens. 5.00 Frasier. 6.00 Family
Feud. 6.30 Neighbours. 7.00 The
Simpsons. 7.30 How I Met Your Mother.
8.00 Futurama. 8.30 The Simpsons.
9.00 Bordertown. 9.30 Futurama.
10.00 Bob’s Burgers. 10.30 Bob’s
Burgers. 11.00 Duckman. 11.30 James
Corden. 12.30 Sleepy Hollow. 1.30 Late
Programs.
IMPARJA
6.00 Today. 8.30 Today Extra. 11.00
Morning News. 11.30 The Ellen
DeGeneres Show. 12.30 Danoz Direct. 2.30 News Now. 3.30
Afternoon News. 5.00 Millionaire Hot Seat. 5.30 Nine News.
6.30 A Current Affair. 7.00 The Big Bang Theory. 8.00 The
NRL Footy Show. 10.00 World’s Funniest Videos Top 10
Countdown. 11.00 Anger Management. 11.30 The Last Ship.
12.30 Extra. 1.00 Global Shop. 3.00 Good Morning America.
4.30 News Early Edition. 5.00 Today.
scTV CENTRAL
6.00 Sunrise. 8.30 The Morning
Show. 11.00 Seven Morning
News. 11.30 MOVIE: Absence Of The Good. (1999) 1.30 The
Daily Edition. 2.30 The Chase. 3.30 Seven News At 4. 4.30
The Chase Australia. 5.30 Seven News. 6.30 Home And
Away. 7.00 House Rules. 8.15 Criminal Minds. 10.15 Blindspot.
11.15 Marvel’s Agents Of S.H.I.E.L.D. 12.15 Defiance. 1.30
Home Shopping. 3.30 NBC Today. 4.30 Seven Early News.
5.00 Sunrise.
NITV
6.00 Morning Programs. 7.30 Bushwhacked! 8.00 Mugu Kids. 8.30
Muso Magic Outback Tracks. 9.00 Kagagi, The Raven. 9.30 Mysterious
Cities Of Gold. 10.00 Away From Country. 11.00 Football. NEAFL. 1.00 League
Nation Live. 2.30 Mugu Kids. 3.00 The Dreaming. 3.30 Bushwhacked! 4.00 Muso
Magic Outback Tracks. 4.30 Kagagi, The Raven. 5.00 Mysterious Cities Of Gold.
5.30 Samaqan: Water Stories. 6.00 Our Songs. 6.30 UnderExposed. 7.00 Our
Footprint. 7.20 News. 7.30 Treading Water. 8.20 Custodians. 8.30 Real Pasifik.
9.00 The Point. 9.30 Talking Language. 10.30 Morning Star. 11.30 The Loner.
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