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This Week's Run
Date
12 May 2015
Run No.
1922
Hare
Noddy
The Hunter’s Hill Club
Start
14/16 Madeline St
Hunters Hill, 2110
On On
Google Map
Hunter’s Hill Club, see address above
Click Here for Map
Bring Torches,
Receding Hairline
Run. No. 1923
Run No. 1924
Run No. 1925
26 May, 2015 – Vivid Run
2 June, 2015 – Outa Bounds
9 June, 2015 – Joint Run following Long Weekend
Committee News
Vivid Light festival RUN
ALL hash are invited to the Larrikin Vivid Light festival RUN.
A walkers & runners trail with dazzling lights to impress.
We have organised a fleet of ferries and boats that will light up different colours which will change as they
cruise through the Harbour and beyond. Ferries, jet boats, harbour cruise vessels will take part
The committee have gone all out to bring you a night to remember!
The Last run for the existing committee!!!
6:30 Start: Harbour View Hotel 18 Lower Fort Street, The Rocks.
half way bucket in secret location, sponsored by Bombay Sapphire.
Long BUCKET!!!
ON ON Harbour View Hotel $10.00 steaks
ON ON
Venerable
Posh 2500
http://www.larrikins.org/uploads/Posh2500.pdf
AGPU
29th May 6.30pm Woolpack Hotel
Address: 229 Chalmers Street, Redfern NSW 2016
Members - early bird special $200.00 includes AGM / dinner /drinks /entertainment / 6 months membership
/prizes -$200.00 if paid on the night!
Non Members $70.00
Bring partners or friends for the bargain price of only $70.00
BSB
012-361
Account
550755555
Sydney South Harbour Hash House Harriers
Description (if you are using the internet to pay) Hash Handle/AGPU
ON ON
Venerable
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$7.00 Run Fee
Scribe is looking for photos for a yearbook, especially for last years AGM. Let Low Profile know if you
have some so we can work out best way to provide to me. Not coming out of the woodwork and I will
need them urgently when I get back from Peru.. LP
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Run Report for Hash Run #1921 Tuesday 12 May 2015 Hare: LAUNDRO & STRINGY
standing in for Little Hun, paltry excuse nearly killing himself on his motor-bike, some people will do
anything to get out of doing a run!
LITTLE HUNS NITE.
Arrived at North Bridge Hotel to find LAUNDRO ,
VENERABLE and STRINGY pouring over the run map.
Further attendees were SQUEAKY,KURTZING,MOTHER
and DOUBLE PAY. JUKEY was suffering from frost bite
because of the snow at Lithgow. MONGREL told me
he is soon off to USA and Canada for holiday.
After firing the pack starting gun LAUNDRO allowed me into
the back of his car for the trip down to the Bucket at LITTLE
HUNS residence. On arrival I had great difficulty getting out of the
car because of all the JUNK on the seat. I hasten to add that I PERSONALLY was NOT part of the JUNK!
BUCKET.
Was on the front lawn of the very nice residence.
Plenty of La Perouse and hand food. LITTLE HUN looked well-spoke well.
New member Greg Clough was ON-works for AFTERBIRTH- told me he used to be a policeman in South Africamaybe his HHH name should be K3.!
RA AFTERBIRTH took centre stage.
RUN REPORT-LAUNDRO gave it 9.5-naturally
as he set the run-so I understand?
As there unfortunately in recent times been many
injuries,AFTERBIRTH asked these Hashers to describe their medical conditions.
1.DOUBLE PAY--HIP-started singing''Oh for goodness sakes, I have the HIPpy HIPpy shakes''.
2.BEROCCA-injured her arm after falling
at the party of K2 on Anzac Day.
3.SQUEAKY-LEGS and Arms.
4.ROCKY-Leg.
5.VENERABLE-mystery illness-has specialist
doctors confused-article shortly in Australan Medical
Journal.
I might add that all of the above evidence
was monitored closely by prominent Barrister
FULL MARKS. Any false statements may result in
further legal actions.
LITTLE HUN--said that he was feeling a lot better
after the serious injuries-thanked everyone for their
good wishes. He was unsure for the reason for the
Motor Cycle accident -there was no collision with
another vehicle-maybe a road defect? Enquiries
continue. The good news is that he is feeling well both
physically and mentally-good sense of humour-very
NB.!
His wife Susan giving him great support.
The party continued-BURNING BUSH,PRETZEL,
NODDY,TRIPOD,CHIMNEY,FETCHIT,FRANKLY,PLATAPUSSY,
4 BY 2-ALL RAGING.-GIGO-HAVING A BALL.
Absentee was SINGAPORE SLING-he is in Alaska-he and JUKEY
have something in common-both like SNOWAlways said they were''COOL customers''!-ha-ha.-mm.
ON ON.
Back to Northbridge hotel.
MOTHER lost his mobile-TERROR ALERT-he called
AFP,SCOTLAND YARD,FBI-eventually found it in back
of DOUBLE PAYS car.
ON ON=KAFFIR.
Run 1921 – Little Hun in Northbridge (set by Laundromat & Stringbean)
A smallish crowd gathered opposite the Northbridge Hotel, Platapussy, Outa, Lisa, Chimney, Afterbirth &
Impy were there when Frankly & I rocked up, first off an inspection of HC’s new wheels with all those fancy
lights and gadgets – if that’s what you can buy after being hash cash for a year I can see Larrikins a plenty
lining up for the position next year!
Curtseying and Gigo rounded the corner as Colonoscopy parked. Laundro, Stringy, Mongrel & Venerable all
appeared out the hotel door at 6:28pm. The hares gave a couple of quick instructions and the pack set off on a
short jaunt around Northbridge, into Willoughby & Artarmon finally ending up at Little Hun’s for the bucket.
Early in the piece, Frankly decided to branch out, giving herself a nasty bump on the head – pity only bush
lawyers were around, as I’m sure one of the professionals could have made a bruising case against said
branch!
The pack had by this time more than doubled, with the entire pack of Larrikin walking wounded present, the
smell of a free drink was all it took to get them out of their comfortable surrounds.
As the clock on the clubhouse wall passed 7:45pm the RA called for a circle, first the hares, a score of 9.5
was given by run reporter Laundromat, then ensued the many and varied tales of the injured and recovering
Larrikins, too many to write about, if you are unsure, walk or run next week and you should have most of the
stories by the time you finish!
Having been graciously thanked by Sue ‘Hun’ for being there to support Little Hun we adjourned back to the
hotel for a well earned meal & more drinks!
Fantastic effort Laundro & team – makes one proud to be a Larrikin!
On On
Jukey’s Jaundiced Jokes
A new phenomenon called
E-MOONING
We all know those cute little
computer symbols called
'emoticons,' where: :) means a
smile and :( is a frown.
Well, how about some
'ASSICONS?'
Here goes:
(_!_) a regular ass
(__!__) a fat ass
(!) a tight ass
(_*_) an ass hole
{_!_} a swishy ass
(_o_) an ass that's been
around
(_x_) kiss my ass
(_X_) leave my ass alone
(_zzz_) a tired ass
(_E=mc2_) a smart ass
(_$_) Money coming out of his
ass
(_?_) Dumb Ass
You have just been eemooned!
mooned!
:-) xx
My wife found out that our dog (a Schnauzer) could hardly hear, so she took it to the Vet.
The Vet found that the problem was hair in the dog's ears. He cleaned both ears, and the dog could
then hear fine.
The Vet then told Andrea to get some "Nair" hair remover, from any pharmacy, and rub it in the
dog's ears once a month. This would prevent any recurrence.
Andrea went to the store and bought some "Nair" hair remover.
At the check-out, the pharmacist told her, "If you're going to use this under your arms, don't use
deodorant for a few days."
Andrea said, "I'm not using it under my arms."
The pharmacist said, "If you're using it on your legs, don't use body lotion for a couple of days."
Andrea replied, "I'm not using it on my legs either. If you must know, I'm using it on my Schnauzer."
The pharmacist said, "Well, in that case, I would seriously advise you to stay off your bicycle for at
least a week.”
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Botany Bay Hash House Harriers
Convicts – 1500th Run
When:
Monday 8th of June 2015 at 3.00pm (Registrations from 2.30pm)
Where:
The Pavilion, Sydney Park - Euston Road, St Peters (Alan Davidson Oval)
Cost:
$50.00 – Includes run, commemorative T-Shirt, food & booze
Registration Details:
Hash Name:
………………………………..
Home Hash:
…………………………
Real Name:
………………………………….
Phone Number: …………………..
Harriett’s option T-Shirt or Singlet (Please select one)
Size
Small
Med
Lge
X-Lge
Moo Moo
Width
Length
16”
20”
17”
21”
18”
22”
19”
23”
20”
24”
Hash Men option T-Shirt or Singlet (Please select one)
Size
Sml
Med
Lge
X-Lge
Fat Barstard
Super Fat Barstard
Width
Length
19”
26”
20”
27”
21”
28”
22”
29”
23”
30”
24”
30.5”
Please hand over cash & registration form to Rabbit – Alternatively email the form to
[email protected] and we will send you banking details.
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Hash Relay 47
September 11-13 2015 - $150
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Before you CRASH
COLLECT PASSPORT: Friday night at Kirra Surf Club – 4pm to 7pm
FIRST BORDER CROSSING - 8am Saturday
Your CASH Includes:
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Morning Tea MASH
Lunch MASH & LASH
Bucket LASH
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(Dress Theme – Mexican)
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Recovery DASH
Sunday Breakfast MASH
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