Copyright © Arts for Youth 2013
Riddles By: Baconbits
What stinks when living but
smells good when
dead?
A. BACON!
What has four legs
in the morning,
two legs in the afternoon
and three
at night?
A.
You stand at a fork in the
road. There are two guards.
One path leads to death and
the other leads to
heaven.
One guard always
lies and the other
tells the truth. How
do you know which path is
which?
A. The answer doesn’t
matter! JUST BACON!!!!!
Review
This is a review for the XBOX
360. You can do a lot of stuff on
it like talk to you friends and
have 99 friends on it. You can
get a game demo for every game
for free. It is really fun and there
has to be over 2,000 games for
the XBOX. My favorite game is
Call Of Duty: Black Ops 2. I love
playing zombie mode but if you
don’t have a brave heart this
mode is not for you. But you
can’t forget Minecraft: Xbox 360
Edition it is a very good game.
You have to survive in a world
made of blocks and make you
don’t get killed by mobs like
spiders,zombies,endermen,skelet
ons and creepers. Thats it for
now.
Peace,
Bridgewater, Tuesday, July 9, 2013
TODAY IN HISTORY:
On July 9, 1877, the Wimbledon
tournament began. It was played
by 21 people that were part of
the “All England Croquet” and
the “Lawn Tennis Club” in an
outer-suburb part of London that
is now Wimbledon. Winners of
this competition won a trophy.
~Romano Johnson
In
Out
Dragons
Seahorses
Boring
Fun
Warm
Hot
Lakes
Oceans
Waterfalls
Pools
Reading
T.V
Moustaches Other Facial Hair
Glasses
Bald Feet
Sunglasses
Candy
-Mystery Moustache
Breaking News
If You Are Looking
To Play Sports
Tomorrow Play
It At Your House.
Cause Tomorrow Is!Saturday!
So Don’t Come To Camp
Tomorrow.If You Do
You Will be All Alone And Will
Have to Start Talking
To yourself Like Gollum From
The Lord Of The Rings.
Good Luck Labronald Mcdonald
Phineas J. Pennypicker III
Newstand: 0¢
Hi it’s me Jack, with a report on
breaking things. A random kids
arm just broke. A priceless base
at an art museum just broke. You
are not smarter and a wall that
limited your brain’s capacity just
broke. YOU ARE NOW A
PERSON WHO REMEMBERS
EVERYTHING!
By Jack Clifford
GUESS THE INTERN
1) He is a guy
2) He is the son of Lisa
3) He is the son of Jim
4) He does sport workshops
5) His name starts with L
6) He interns in music
7) He has blonde hair
-Capella DeWeewee
Answer::http://www.bridgew.edu/
artsforyouth/intern10.jpg
Friendly Dummy
Have you ever needed a friend, or a
little brother? Then this is the product
for you! It is called the friendly
dummy! All you need is a pump to
blow it up, and you’re all set! This
product is useful when you are driving
in the carpool lane alone, just take out
you’re friendly dummy and you won’t
get pulled over! If you are sick and
tired of playing catch with yourself
take out your friendly dummy, and
have fun! The friendly dummy is
useful in so many ways! The friendly
dummy is found at Walmart,Kmart,
Target, and CVS. You can also call
the number below and receive a free
travel pump! Visit our website
(www.friendlydummy.net) for more
information. (555-friendly-dummy)
By: Eronie
Insta
Once Upon a Something
Once upon a sandwich, there
was pickles, lettuce, tomatoes,
mayo, cheese, meat, onions,
BBQ sauce, ketchup, mustard,
relish. The Lettuce said to the
Tomato, “Hey! Why are you
here?” Tomato simply explains “ I
was invited...were you?!”IDK,
dude.” Then Cheese, Meat, and
Pickles join the party between
the bread. They all start jumping
and bred asks if they can leave.
They say “Why so mean,
Bread?!” Bread says “Just get
out of here.” “OK.” The End
By: Madelyn C. Treymont
GO TO
GO TO YOGURT IN LOVE IN WEST
BRIDGEWATER! ITS SO GOOD
AND YOU CAN PICK ANY FLAVOR
YOU WANT AND DO IT
YOURSELF! YOU CAN PICK FROM
ANY TOPPINGS TOO! IT’S 47
CENTS PER OUNCE, AND YOU CAN
GET AS MUCH AS YOU CAN FIT IN
ONE OF THE BOWLS. AFTER YOU
FINISH, YOU CAN GET A
GUMBALL! THIS PLACE IS
SOOOO GOOD AND FROZEN
YOGURT IS BETTER FOR YOU
THAN ICE CREAM!!!
+SIDEWALK SANDAYY+
Word of the Day
:jubilant
Jubilant means: someone is very
happy! if you are jubilant you are
also very very happy. in school
most teachers love it if you use the
word jubilant instead of the word
happy! for example : my sister is
never ever jubilant!
-sara spatula
Help Wanted
I need a fun new article for me I
keep having to do the boring
articles because my first period
class gets out too late DX. While
anyways we need a new secretary
to type up papers for gray inc. It is
very exciting having to type
5000000000 words a day with a
five second break. This is the only
thing we have right now so deal
with it. Or you can get a different
job as a con artist. Get free money
by tricking people into give you
lots of money for nothing it is the
most fun job ever! We are not
responsible for you going to jail, getting beat
up, being ripped off, or any hate thank you
-singingfantagian
Horoscopes
Aries- March 21-April 19:
You will find 100,000 dollars while
eating cereal.
Taurus- April 20- May 20:
A clown will walk to you, pie you,
and walk away.
Gemini- May 21- June 20:
You will become a queen 100 years
from now.
Cancer- June 21- July 22:
The next time you walk into Dunkin’
Donuts, you will be the 1 billionth
customer, and get free munchkins
for life.
Leo- July 23- August- 22:
You will confront an alien.
Virgo- August 23- September 22:
The president will kick you out of the
country.
Libra- September 23- October 22:
You will be on t.v. in a month.
Scorpio- October 23- November 21:
You will meet a celebrity.
Sagittarius- November 22December 21:
Your dinner tonight will be disgust.
As for the rest of you, continue to
live in fear of what may come.
Oooooo
SWAGGY SALLY’S 7 DAY
WEATHER FORECAST
Sunday: It will literally rain cats
and dogs! The tempature will be 53!
Monday: The highest tempature of
the day will be 945 degrees! So
make sure to be in your pool all day!
Tuesday: It will be raining spaghetti
with a chance of meatballs! So there
is no need to waste your money on
food, because you can just go
outside and eat for free!
Wednesday: Computers will fall out
of the sky! Watch out!
Thursday: It will hail flip-flops and
ice cream!
Friday: It will snow and the
tempature will be 900!
Saturday: The tempature will be a
normal 87 degrees.
cr Z Y
A
Recipes
by PonPonPenny
Zombie blood salad
WARNING:DO NOT EAT
. 3 cups of poop
.10 ounces of YOUR guts
.lots and lots of vegetables
.many zombies
Combine the poop and zombies in one
bowl.
Then add the guts in slowly, and cook
the vegetables separately and add
them in cook at 2 degrees and let them
sit there for 3 hours.
orange chocolate pee
WARNING:DO NOT EAT
.one ounce of toxic waste
.3 cups of pee
.orange flavored cloth
. chocolate juice
combine the toxic waste and the cloth
and mix. Then add the pee and the
juice and put it all in the oven at 50
degrees and cook for 5 years.
For more cool articles, visit Creative Columns Online! creativecolumnsonline.wordpress.com
Page 2