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And now, if I ever forgot my makeup again or
ran out, I’ll just sneak out of my room in the
middle of the night and steal some coal into
my box.
Why waste all the money on new products
when you can just pick up leftovers from
your own house?
Plus Free Item!
If you can your family just got back from
vacation, but you noticed you barely looked
like you got a tan, just get out a few bottles of
syrup from your pantry. Dump it in your tub
and soak in it for a more natural color instead
of the spray tan that comes out orange. If you
get hungry, you can use the syrup as a dip.
You can also go out and bake under the sun
so it can soak in, becoming hotter, darker, and
smell good afterwards. You don’t have to
worry about the stickiness because as it
hardens under the sun, you can brush it right
off, or just jump into the ocean and wash it all
away.
Santa’s Foundation Bronze
One year, my family and I were going on
vacation, and I had forgotten all my
makeup. When I was setting down my
clothes, I found a closed box in the back
corner of my closet. It was 5”x 5” box of coal. Real Nose and a Bonus
Santa’s gift of coal when I was 13.
Who wants to spend money to get a nose job
I remember putting it there because I was so when you can just do it yourself? Well, some
upset I didn’t want even want to look at it.
Chinese say, with a bigger nose, the more
But as the time arises, I couldn’t be happier
money you will have in the future. So just
to have found it!
stick a stick of lipstick onto your nose. Flatten
Instead of being naughty, be creative. I
it onto your nose, blend it in, and instantly a
opened my box of coal and it easily it
bigger nose. You can even change the size and
excitedly rubbed it off onto my face. I can
shape whenever you feel like it, or change it
finally can bronze and slim down my face;
up for the holidays! You can add more, take
cheeks, chin, jaws, etc. And now, I can
it off, or sometimes scrape some off to even
become darker without burning with the
it out. Also, if you forget to bring an extra
ashes on my face. It’s so dark that I don’t
lipstick, you can just take the one. off of your
have to keep adding layers, nor do I have to
nose and use it.
keep reapplying multiple times in the same
one day.
Doe Eyes
Sometimes when you wake up, or cry, your eyes get puffy
and it can be very noticeable. To cover it up, you can just use
sharpie markers,or anything, to draw in your own eyes on the
top of your eyelids. You can make your eyes bigger, and even
draw any kind of eyes; big blue eyes, cat eyes, cartoon eyes,
etc. And if you mess up, just make it bigger to cover it up.
Your eyes will always stay open even when you blink or fall
asleep.
How to make a man
madly in love with
Can’t seem to get a man to like you back, no matter
what you do? No problem!
Follow these seven easy and effective steps to get any
guy to wind up on one knee and ready to dedicate the
rest of his life to you in no time.
5. Make him like what he sees
Stalk him on social media and add him on Snap
chat and face book, send him pictures of yourself.
Edit it on Photoshop. Slim your waist and elongate your eyes as much as possible. If you end up
looking like an alien then so be it. Send him at
least twenty- five pictures a day.
1.Get rid of that fat!
Follow a new diet called ‘Food what is that?’ Empty
your fridge and cabinets; throw away all the food in
your trashcan! You will not be digesting anything solid
for the next seven days! You need to loose weight no
matter what your weight is, one can never be too
skinny. If you are unable to loose at least 5 pounds a
day, its time to chop one leg off. That would definitely
do the trick.
6.Replicate his behavior and appearance
This makes an association regardless of the possibility that both of you might be sitting far from
each other. On the off chance that you discover
him rearranging his neckline due to the warmth,
fan yourself with your hands to tell him you’re
feeling hot as well. What does he usually dress
as? Does he have a beard? If he usually wears
suits or shirts then go ahead and get a shirt or a
suit. Draw a beard on your face if he has one.
2.Get his attention!
Never let him be un-aware of your presence. He won’t
like someone he never notices. Whenever he is near,
start talking loudly; better yet start shouting or laugh
deafeningly. There is nothing men find more
attractive than a theatric laughter or a big wide smile.
Apply Light and Bright teeth whitening cream.
This cream would give you a 20000 Watt smile, with a
smile like that you could grab not only his attention
but provide electricity to a small village.
3. Create yourself.
If you work together or meet everyday you need to
spend at least a day prior to your encounter glamourizing yourself. Put on a lot of makeup, you might even
end up looking like a coloring book but at least he
won’t be able to take his eyes off you. Instead of water,
fill your bathtub with glitter, cover yourself with glue
and take a dip! Fill your wardrobe with red clothes,
throw away or burn clothes of every other color;
studies have proven that men find women dressed in
red more attractive. What to dress up as for
Halloween? A giant red tomato is your answer.
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b with glitter, cover yourself with
glue and take a dip! Fill your wardrobe with red clothes, throw away or burn
4.Scare him.
No one likes a person who is monotonous.
Love and fear may seem like opposite
reactions but the truth is that they
compliment each other. One way
hunter-gatherers survived was by physically
and emotionally hooking on to others, which
prompted emotional and sexual connections
amongst men and women. This implies that
numerous early relations resulted from fear
for survival because early humans would get
fear and attraction confused.
Some tricks that you can utilize to use this fact
to your advantage are-Stand behind him and shout in his ears
-Kick/ slap him abruptly
-Follow him
-Find out what he is afraid of i.e. clowns,
dress up and do your make up like one.
7.Follow him around
Since we have little time to make him fall in love
with you, you need to be with him at all instances. Make friends with his friends so that you
can always be aware of his ware bouts. Show up
un-expectedly when he is out with them. Rescue
him! Get his number to call and text him continuously. In this way he would realize that you
love him and that you are caring. These are for
sure the qualities that men look for in the future
mother of their children. To appear like a mother
figure even more dress conservatively, do not let
any other part of your body besides your face,
fingers and toes be visible to the crowd.
Best of luck! You can execute all these tricks in a
day or in a week depending on the reaction that
you get from him. Write in and tell me about
your experience to be featured in the next
month’s article. I look forward to hearing
from you.
Beverley
Hills Bee
Hive
Paradise
Today I went to the Beverly Hills Bee Hive
Escape, located right outside West
Hollywood and was magnificently amazed
at the facility. Customers have been coming
out here in masses to deal with their
insecurities about their appearance in
general but, mainly about their lips, with
the intention of leaving the Escape with
plumper,fattier lips, and a reassured,
brainwashed state of mind.
The company was established in 2015 and is
regarded as the state of the art bee stinging
facility, in just a year they have established
27 spas all around the United States of
America and two in Mexico. The spa located
near western Hollywood is a large
modern complex, it resembles a beehive
from the outside, with one large narrow
hallway which holds several treatment
rooms.
They give their customers only the finest
Leaf Cutter bees, the most luxurious stingy
bees from South Africa, and while they are
quite delicate in their appearance, these
bees pack quite the punch, making your
lips plump, pinker and luscious. The goal
of the company is to make their customers
one hundred percent happy and secure with
themselves after receiving the
speediest treatment by transforming their
thin, dull lips to plumper and fattier lips
While I was walking around the facility, I met a teenage girl from West Hollywood named
Lucy and she told me that after following her biggest role models on Instagram such as Kylie
Jenner, Kim Kardashian and Bella Hadid and seeing them post pictures of their perfect faces and
lips, it was time to visit The Bee Hive Escape. Lucy told me that she feels like if she had her lips
stung by the delicate leaf cutter bees then they would be plumper and she would feel better about
herself and most importantly more people would like her and want to hangout with her. She
allowed me to accompany her on her visit throughout the Bee Hive Escape and it was quite an
insightful and ravishing experience. But hey the visit only took around 20 minutes.
through quick intense repetitious bee stings.
The company thrives off their methodology of
Instant gratification of beauty and quick fixes.
Girls these days tend to focus on celebrities’ lips
such as Kylie Jenner, in fact Kylie Jenner’s lip
challenge took the internet by storm, it was the
most trending topic on Face Book in one day,
people all over the world were trying to copy her.
People, teenagers especially look up to celebrities
and think ,“Hey they’re happy, it’s probably
because their lips make them beautiful.
“Let’s just get ours stung!”
Each treatment only takes approximately three to
five minutes, whether the customer is
satisfied or not, their lips are plump by the end of
their visit, sometime their face gets stung too,
but hey you’re not living until you are taking
risks, right?
Throughout the spa there are several bee hives
where customers stick their lips inside the
hive for satisfying results such as swelling,
dizziness, and difficulty breathing. Hey, I mean,
beauty hurts. The speed and efficiency of the
treatment is what really reels people in to get
their lips stung : the goal instant beauty.
3 Easy DIY ways to
avoid plastic surgery!
Knowing how judgmental our society may be, it is not easy living with flaws that bug you on a daily
basis. In our present generation, the majority of people resort to plastic surgery for a quick and easy
solution to their problems. People turn to the professional doctors who attended medical school for
years when they can just do it by themselves at home!
No money wasted and no time wasted! Why would you want to spend thousands of dollars paying
someone who knows exactly what they’re doing and then spend months in recovery to make sure
that you are healthy and that everything is healing properly? Life is really not that complicated. You
can simply search through your house to see if you have any of these easy ingredients and do the
plastic surgery yourself! Who to trust more than you and your own two hands?
1.Roll, roll, roll away, roll away your fat!
Easy solution number one! If you are one who is
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struggling to find an easy fix to a curvy body and
a flat tummy, you are reading the right article! No
need to worry about a Tummy Tuck or a Brazilian
Butt Lift. Research has shown that the fastest
solution to your problems is found in the kitchen.
No, I am not talking about a healthy diet…silly. I
am referring to that beautiful
instrument, usually made out of wood or
plastic, that you use to flatten out your dough, or
in this case, your fat!
Did you ever think that a rolling pin could be
the answer to all of your problems? Didn’t think
so. It should only take about 15 hours each day.
You can even use it while you’re
making some pizza! Just roll a little bit of dough,
roll a little bit of fat, and in given time you will
definitely see results.
Granted, you may no longer have time to go to
work or take care of your children but by the
time you are done you will be the hottest mama
out there! It is super easy and feels like a
massage. How could you say no?
2. The Steam Dream
For whatever reason, not everyone has a rolling
pin in their kitchen. But you must have some
plastic wrap, right? Here is a the knife, and the
gym while your at it, and see results instantly!
Another easy way to get rid of that unnecessary
fat on your body. This new method shows that if
you wrap any part of your body with a solid 27
layers of plastic wrap, by the end of the day you’ll
drop about 15 pounds of visible wait from your
body. Again, avoiding the scary doctors and going
under the knife for some liposuction, this is an
easy, effortless, quick fix! The best part about it is
that you can use it anywhere. Your tummy, your
thunder thighs, the nice little bird wings you have
on your upper arms that could flap you into the
sky, all could be gone by the time you’re getting
into bed at the end of the day. You’ll be avoiding
all of the soreness, bruising and scars from plastic surgery and getting the same results. You can
go on throughout your entire day without anyone knowing about your secret…just make sure
you cover it up. No one wants to see some plastic
wrap around your skin. The way it is said to work
is the layers of plastic wrapped around your skin
formulates steam between the warmth of your
body and the plastic. It captures it all between
the layers and results in all of the fat burning off.
3. Genie in a bottle,
with a special delivery of plump lips!
For some unapparent reason, oversized, drooping lips have become the latest trend that every girl seems to be following. Disregarding
the natural proportions of our faces, people
have been driven to believe that lips that sag
over your chin are the current image of perfect beauty. Again, to avoid the professionals,
the needles, and the implants, a new method
has been thought of. The generous followers
of celebrities like the Kardashian sisters have
brought a challenge to our door! #TheKylieJennerLipChallenge has been broadcasted all
over social media as a competition to see who
has the largest lips. Lets join the epidemic! All
you need a bottle with a relatively large opening
that could fit your lips inside but still be comfortable. Suck all the air out of the bottle, make
sure that the circumference of the opening is
around your entire mouth. Wait for a couple of
seconds or even an entire minute, depending
on just how big you are willing to go and then
release! You’ll have those plump, bee-stung lips
you’ve always wanted, and you may even win
#TheKylieJennerLipChallenge!
10 Pounds in 5 Second
Honestly, who even wants to swap
burgers to salads and Netflix to a
bloody work out session?
Not me. Last week I found the
most efficient way to look thinner
and I am not even contemplating
to diet after my solution. You’re
lucky because I will now share
my secret with you. With the
newest innovations in
technology, we are able to make
ourselves way skinnier than we
are actually are. In social media
platforms and online dating apps,
we all want to look in our best
form. Selfies (especially mirror
selfies in which you can see in
someone’s body) are crucial to
attract people and get them like
you and even date you! For
unfortunate people (me included)
who are not photogenic, there are
apps that make you look skinnier;
better. I posted a picture on
Instagram after editing on
Facetune, an app created to slim
yourself on photographs.
I immediately got 300+ likes, 10
new followers and a direct
message from a really attractive
man. Thanks to the app, people
asked me if I lost weight and
even my mom called me to ask if
I was having an eating disorder
due to a sudden weight loss! I
proudly answered these
questions with a simple
answer: Facetune.
Before
After
With Facetune, not only you can slim yourself but also
you can whiten your teeth, add a glow to your face,
do a quick plastic surgery to your nose! It is the most
convenient app ever in an era in which people are
judged by their social media accounts. You instantly
get a sense of their physical qualities.
The man who direct messaged me was a 35 year old
life coach who promises his clients to feel happier
instantly.
He asked me for a date, and I delightfully said yes. I
was so happy that he appreciated my Facetune skills.
I couldn’t wait to show him and maybe even edit him
and post a photo with him!
The moral of the story is to get out of your gym
membership and download Facetune! Edit it however
you want and create the change you always worked in
favor of.
Stop spending hundreds of dollars to juice cleanses
and download Facetune for just 3.99. Promote yourself with the
BeeG Lips
in under
20 minutes!
Those Lips Are Stinging
Beehive Paradise!
$30.99 Octember 2016
@rushhr_beauty
Caitlin, Aradhita, Andrew, Keanna, Rebeka