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I ’m s o rta d u m b a t football, see;
I ’m n o t too good a t sw im m in’
B u t look a t t h a t blonde an d then
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BOY ATHLETE OF THE MONTH
I su re can pick m y women!
T he fa s te st boy th a t h as run for A. H. S.’s ^rack te a m m m a n y
Diz Owens.
a y e a r is P a u l Lowder. P aul holds more
p a rtic ip a n t in th e conference track m eets. Some of
^4^ Lloyd G. is q u ite a guy.
a s follows: 100 y a rd d ash iri 25 40 , 220 m 5 m m . flat,
So big a n d handsom e, whoo!
12.2”, an d th e 1 m ile ru n in 59’ 59.9 .
I ’ve n ev e r seen h im w e a r a tie,
Around A lbem arle a nd o ther neighb oring tow ns P au l is know n
B u t I h e a r h e h a s one o r two.
a s t h r ^ e a l l o p i n g Parson,’' because of his terrific s p e e d on th e
M ary E liz a b e th Bowers.
tr a c k a n d h is am b itio n to become a Divmity s tu d e n t a t th e U n i­
v ersity of Porters.
I used to th in k t h a t I w as tall.
P a u l h a s th e best P hysique in school. He is 6’ 5" ta ll a n d tip s
B u t oh, to m y su rp rise
th e scales a t 99 lbs.
j c u I saw Bill B ra d le y stro llin g up.
And t h a t ’s w h a t s e t m e wise.
T his y e a r P au l p la n s to enter th e “Milrose” trac k a n d field
e v en ts in M adison S quare Garden. His chan ces are very good to
D an T alb ert.
g a in sev eral c h a m p io n sh ip s in th e events.
His h a ir is red, his eyes a re blue.
H is n a m e is M onk McLain.
GIRL ATHLETE OF THE MONTH
H e is n o t v e ry b rig h t, t h a t ’s tru e
S w a t Swat, Swat! A powerful b a c k h a n d drive m a d e by th e
B u t he m a y rise to fam e.
f a s t a n d ’sh ifty court m istress, t h a t ’s right, you’ve guessed it, our
F a y e Carlton.
ow n M ildred Price. She sta n d s 5 feet 2 inches an d tips th e scales
a t 125 lbs.
M ildred h a s ca p tu re d th e South P iedm ont conference title for
th e la s t tw o years. L a st yea r th e m a tc h w hich took p la ce on
K a n n a p o lis courts w as her best performance. She th rilled th e e s t i­
m a te d 20,000 fa n s w ith h er b rillia n t first a n d th ird sets w hich she
took 6-0 a n d 6-1. Her only trouble w ith Betty Lou of K a n n a p ­
olis, w ho tip s th e scales at a m ere 303, w as d u rin g th e second set
w h e n th e pow erful drive of Betty Lou se n t her to a ll p a rts ot
t h e court. She lost 3-6.
M ildred will a tte n d th e N. A. A. U. for w om en a t W im bleton
E n g la n d . Her tr a in in g m a n a g e r w ill be th e speedy left h a n d e d
ra c k e te r Hul HSU.
Good Luck, Mildred.
COLLEGES CLAIM STARS
T he m ost o u ts ta n d in g Senior a th le te s of A. H. S. h av e recently
a n n o u n c e d th e ir choices as to w hich colleges they will a tte n d after
le a v in g h ig h school.
T a le n t scouts from le ad in g colleges a n d un iv ersities all over
th e n a tio n h av e been afte r them .
C hubby K irklan d, football coach from C ataw ba, h a s been
tr y in g ever since football season to pe rsu ad e Lester R ag sd ale to
a tte n d C ataw b a an d s ta r as left ta ck le for th e Indians. Coach Carl
S n a v ely from C arolina is hot on th e trail after Bill Bradley. T he
T a r H eels need a good punter, an d w h en “Shorty” sticks a toe
on a football, it rides like a B-29.
Ben C onnervale, b a sk e tb a ll coach from Navy, is try in g his
b e st to get Darrell H a rrin gton to p lay center on his te am . Jack
Coombs, b a se b a ll coach a t Duke, is h av in g a rg u m e n ts w ith B unn
H earn from Carolina. Both coaches are after Ju n io r Blake, for
th e y both need a sp a rk p lu g on th e m o u n d s of th e ir respective te am s.
Coach Red B lake from A rm y is after C. B. Cranford, for the y
a r e in g re a t n eed of an 8-second m a n on th e ir tra c k team . Gene
W h itlock h a s a lre a d y an no u n ced th a t he will sp a rk th e yo-yo
■ te a m a t H arvard. His com petitor a t Yale will be Harold Poplin.
Notre D am e h a s a lre a d y spoken for M artin Ussery, K enny
Low der, a n d Totsie Little, w h en th ey g ra d u ate , to p la y on th e ir
m a r b le team . If D elm ar Eflrd c an g et rid of his necktie, th e y
w ill accept him , too. A n ecktie w ill fud dledu ck a p la y er a n d th e
N otre D am e coaching staff w ill not sta n d for th a t. T hey expect
g r e a t th in g s o ut of th e se boys.
Ted R u m m a g e h a s been so u g h t afte r by Bob Hope for h is
b r illia n t rid in g of a p u dd le jum per. He will en ter in th e S a n ta
A n ita h a n d ic a p s th is fall. From th e re he w ill go to th e In d ia n a p . o lis S p eedw ays ne x t spring. Bob says t h a t if Ted can sta y on a
scooter, he can ride a n y th in g except a n igh tm are.
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C la u d in e Crisco, N ancy Hearne, Peggy Wolfe, F ay e C arlton,
' N an c y Starr, a n d Bones Burleson w ill all en ter W.C.U.N.C., w here
!th e y w ill all s ta r on th e sw im m in g team . C laudine, Faye, a n d
; B ones w ill do th e diving, w hile th e rest w ill join in th e 220, 440
880, 1660, 52-20 club races.
C. B. S m ith will go to Oxford, w here he will p artic ip a te on th e
i d e b a tin g te am . He h a s q u ite a re p u ta tio n for crack in g a sm ile
(w h e n som eone te lls a joke.
Young T om m y took a swim one
day
O u t in a sh allow brook
You see, he h a d no b a th in g suit;
How b a re he m u s t h av e looked!
M ax Bogle.
You see him w a lk in g to w a rd the
th e door
A nd every on e stepp in g aside;
B ut C. B. say s lie c a n ’t be blam ed
T h a t he is m a d e so wide.
M elvyn Curlee.
A boy n a m e d R ic h a rd I know
Who w as aw fully , aw fu lly slow
U ntil one sad n ig h t
K ilroy s t a r t e d a fight
And R ic h a rd th r e w him o u t of
t h a t do’.
T ed Austin.
w as a young te ach er
n a m ed S p e a rs
W hose h e a d k e p t a p a r t h e r two
ears.
And a lth o u g h she trie d
She n e v e r could hide
T h a t she th in k s all h e r pupils
a re dears.
J a c k P alm er.
,
“Punk"
p ou n d er of the
w a s crowned cham ■
L ic k s tonight at
fo r d ’s Round 4 1 “®'
th e m ost t h r i f c *
h is to r y of Golden
Opposing him wac
“ W ild Bill” c l g “
B ig Lick.
T h e tw o classy w e v J
a r r i v e d in Aquadale t i j f
n o o n in th eir atomcai^ a:
Bowers was accorafanidi
m an ag er, Henry E firit
dark ._ stupid-lookij.®*
G rigg s manager is Jackv
B o th boxers were ij
c o n d itio n . They had l>
11:00oclock) andenjovd,’
breakfast of 6 eggs
toast 5 strips of bacon, j jlii
o f m ilk, and 4 grapefruit!; *
Afterwards their raanam C
ro lle d them back to tlieit
and put them to W mtj
tim e.
The arena was pacli«lii»|
med w ith people to seetl»!
o f the Licks. Referee li
fig h t was Dwight Cranftti
e r and operator of the gr
The bell rings, the L
come out of their comen'
keeps moving to the riji
Bowers moves to the left
the firs t blow by Grijg,..
blows Bowers out of tl* c
Bowers comes bad m
rin g , Grigg gives a se
and it turns Bowers a
As Bowers turns his 4
feet accidentally hit Grig;
the chin, which knocks hiii
Bowers gets up and is:
the champion.
T h ere
A d a te w as L ibby’s lo t la s t night,
S he didn’t w a n t to go
F o r R ic h a rd m ig h t find o ut she
w en t
And n e ’e r a g a in ope th e do’.
C a ro ly n Russell.
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