The Daily Bulletin; tmUcott; N . YT Blytiie HSTT Doesn't Wet Feet in Facts f)>M^^fctCTW-- T H E Published by' EMPIRE NEWSPAPERS-RADIO, Inc. Operators ef Citato Station WENE 900-911-K. IWii^<Ea#iett. N . T. r Kadieott T^m'tAmlimM W ^ l ^ W M OMnWjJ*' W1U T l * ltosUoott, 0a»**- J k U M U JulM 1. 1M4 jAiiBi'-k.^cfftAtki;x»^niMUMc.i •THOU ay' nucNijH. tiseirtl K M M K WILLIAM , C . , LUWP<»Oiat^.»u«l»»«i Manastr MtfAtD -PJ^UJOIO. letter 1 M l t o r WILLIAM K ttABBL^C!*UM#IWW l . ^3£§P^S&* °° - - Ofitdal U |, MEMBER OF ''TH»-!*W9A'r«TI n FRESS It,. Associated P r c « Is ent'lt»*a » s » » ? W f l y ; t o the use for paper. " u * « " A P n c w l meaetshM . ThV Bulletin li delivered by carrier boyi at 30e per 1 5 week or » « ° e a t t b % ' S J , i i y .xcept SuiaUy. h e Enured a . Second Class Mailer Oct. 15, "37. at the PMtofflce at .tnillcott. N . V . . Under the Act of March 3. ia?*. "W* never know anyihing on/// we know fhe iroih." George r. Jonnion Awakening America These Washington — The blytht abandon with which "Mr. T r u ffiatr fctfAdfts'TacU impresses me profoundly. " ' He does it w i t h the tensionloss ease of a-porfect tec shot on loo Rolf cqurso. or l b " oblivious flipDance of a Billie , comedy k lire or the guilders gaiety ni (• kitten piny -J in-: hofoic an open lii c Never let It be said that I r< le Harrv is one to worry himself into •omach ulcers # ) There is a great awakening apparent in the United States. Lest anyone think we are commenting abotti "something safely in ™ Law* of pel iv San Francisco, we must note that this galley —••— -<• detail. Nay. nay !. awakening is particularly evident in our A en. si- in point is an e x ' vailey. „ For a long time we lhave been uncon chance of correspondence be scious as to the reality af the world about tween the President and Rep. . ... us. We have been unaware of the obvious Waller Noiblad, a Republican *-• • «u„ fact that million* Of peopje^throughout the f r o m Oregon, having to do with W O r l d . including Our enatty, enjoy murder » Protected scheme to run a and.other form's of vioJence; that we are ^ ^ ' ^ i v ^ X T n g e ^ talking to a vacuum when we t r y t o be sweetly gentle in reasoning W i t h the bar- l e n g t h of this meandering drink barians would be approxi s m r n c t u o > t n M i n p l v o f w a , p l h e U t t P r r i t y T h < ! r the distanoo from N o w Ynrk to Omaha. Neb., except that In two places it would have to be pumped to an altitude of 5.000 feet (the altitude of the citv of Denver) and in another spot it would hav? to flow through a 100-mile tunnel to 1>* drilled through the Sierra Mountains. Such problems are mere trivia however, for the master dreamers of government. mately The campaign to make Germany a democracy, for another examplr, has not only failed. It has been an impetus for the regrowth of Nazism because many o f our late enemies are revolted at tho thought of democracy or the attitude that puts the .individual above the statr Billions of words have been spoken on the theme, but it is only now that we as a people are awakening to the values we really believe in. The things we live by in our pri vate and working lives. Whether this change or awakening is taking place because we are in mortal dan ger, or whether the'campaigns to arouse us are beginning to bear fruit, we cannot say. We have been unconscious; unaware and ignorant. We are now mentally awake and active and we are working with critical aw areness in accompaniment of creative im pulse, deliberately and intentionally. We have finally become aware of a truth we have known all along. That the United States of America is the individual. You are America. We are starting to think straight and more and more of us are saying to ourselves, "The U S A means me." # ) There Is an old saying that he who sows the wind will reap the whirlwind. This is beinu demonstrated in the field of prices. The markup practices start in the r a w material fields and are carried right down through. Everyone know* this and vet everybody denies it. Case in point is coffee. The coffee peo ple are flooding the newspapers and all other mediums of communication with a p parently sound reason for the fantastic in creases in the prices of this commodity A c tually most of the reasons are invented and the date the coffee industry starts t o u.-e I them ante-dates the repeated price irti iras.es by so man\ months, we are forced tn con clude they are carefully manufactured un truths. ( What Interested me about the letters was that iust the day before I had nicked up in niv dentjat's waiting room a ropv of the .lulv i s M i e of jiopular me chanics and found there a Jules Verne account of the whole venture There was a man. and a schematic drawing Obviously the article was h\»rd on aulhentl- information No less bhvinuslv. the facts laid down therein did extreme vio lence tn Mr Truman'* torsion. The President s letter"My dear Congressman N o r blad: "I read tour letter nf August with a n e a t dc.i! of inter est and for voi.r information, there ha* never been a m inten tion tn dive.t anv water from 1 h e Columbia River etcept at the point where it flows into lhe Pacific Ocean' • Exclamation point Is mv own > "The host aurvev that T have been able l o have made states that 140 million acre foot of water flows into the Pacific Ocean everv t e a r There isn t anv reason in the world tvhv this waste water should not be u^ed Of course there has never been a proieet which is the wel'are <>f t c n.ttion a« » whole that hasn t had opr»'s.' nn and I expected onpo*'t i n to this one h the grocerymen will take j U B t so muih of this sort of thing and ttiea-^hey'll reduce orders. In fact in some cases--they're doing ^ind ihould not bo ' rio.ie Sin ' it already. Storekeepersxannot stay in bus cerely tours, Harrv *s Tinman"' Inasmuch as the ( ol'imhia iness by putting quantities of ttuff s on their shehes that fewer and fewer people want. River is as 'altv as tne P a n i c Ocean itsel' at the poi it whenWe can drink oth«r thing* besides coffee at one flows i n l n lhe oilier ard meals like milk, tea .or wattyv remains so !'>r 1 di' ani e of c l u s , o n Why We Will Wiif'!« # The straggle between the throwback ty ranny of the Soviet Communist states and us will end only one way. Of course we will have to stand steady or resist aggression but the real reason for optimism is human na ture. We will win. The individual drives in men and women are innate. They are natural and while it is easy, too easy, to kill people it is not pos sible to destroy nature. Each generation moans man is born again with the ancient virtues and vices of the race, the human race". iBoris Sokoloff in "Science and the Purpose of Life" points out that the Soviet system is doomed to failure because." the individualistic drives of the human race cannot be stopped by anv force within nature, least of all by the stupid terrorism practiced by a police state." , h a t U , h , s r o m e D , 0 , , , n M a c o , a n r n n nearly 100 miles upstream, it occurred even t«, me thai 'he good resideits of ^<>uthrin Cali fornia are destined f<" a t e r v briny water snpulv 1' and when t l l l S P!O]0(t C'>es llll-nilgll (f course, the .'aler could lie dis tilled when it finally reaches the Los \ngeles reservoirs but that wniild lie rather expensive. Beside^ if d stillation Is the an swer, whv bung the salt water all the way from the Columbia R i v e r ' There's a whole ocean full of the same stuff at the end of Santa Monica Boulevard, and it wouldn't have to bo pumped over, 5,000-.feot mountain ranges, or run through 100-mile tunnels. Try and Stop M e By Bemaett Cerf— FactograpKs # Gea. fieorge A. Custer and 276 troopcts of his famous Seventh Cavalry, now part of the First . C a v a l r y division in Korea, were massacred- June 23, 1876, by Sitting Bull's Sioux warriors. # The pendulum clnck was invented in 1657 by Huygens, a Dutchman. # The little knoxm Wnllnmombie waterfall In Aus tralia U 1.100 fect high. 9) The real Income of the average United States •factory worker has risen 108 jjiisr^ cent since 1901. I ^ J^l"" t 1 , 0 a * a tern peri 3,000 degrees tX-V?,*'**.."**** ^*lter of frilgaw journal in the United States waa M a r y Donlon of the Cornell - - - - L a w Quarterly in lSlMSaO.^, • WUlUa, Greea, pre*iden$of t W & n c r i c a n Fed•ration of Labor, has held that office since 1924. M e ia 77. • liijw**' Craaasr Biag Creaky has been adopted by a W***5^jhdian tribe, and tiyan a new name which . - 9) A neighbor of Colonel Duffy's tvas lamenting for the good old days. "What Xun my wife and I used to ha.e-at the beach," he said between puffs on his corn cob pipe ' First rhe buried me in the sand, thori 1 buried her. One of these days I'll certainly have to go down and dig her up." • Since the N B A days, th«f structural govcrnm, M » < U problem which has faced the American people has been the constantly expanding power of the agencies of the Federal government . , Some Americans accept expanding -powers as inevitable, partic ularly when they bring, them checks t6$ which they know) in their hearts, they are not entitled. Others object t > expansion, except when it serves their private — ; purposes. F o r instance, t h e limited scop.- having no auth N R A was a "big business" op ority over " i " manufacture of eration lo check the competition devices I I •> i s aa. it should be, of small and for in our svsiem of life, inven newer enter tion and competition have given prises. The Su l o us ali i'^r material advan tages. preme C o ti rt threw it out r>n Congress ha* never given td. - a case - involv nny agencv o f government <he ing a little authority m learrict the inven h u s inpssrran tiveness of l'"' American mind. engaged in soi Neither l i F C C nor the F T C ling live chick nor anv ag. ncy has a' Jegal right en j wholesale to say to an American that ho cannot e.xp< nment, invent, try N U T erthcout or hv some other m c i n s seek to impiov. something, create less, it is pos s o m e t h i n g , build something sible to say, in which in Ins .opinion is sound. 19o0, that the N o r are thev empowered to say general c o nthat one 11,1115 Is good and an s e n s u s of Hofcolsky other had T h " most the Federal American opinion Is that the evi T r a d e ( nnimisakm, for Instance, dence does not justify further can sav i s that something is e x p a n s i o n of governmental harmful or Is falsely presented power The Brannan Plan and to the public after it Is placed O s c a r P'wing's socialized modiin use cine"were iiwTues Tn"the"'last"elocThe FCC however, did some tion and wherever t h e v w e r e lo thing a"»gether dlfferenL i t pcoplo voted pieki d a " ice and said that S U T i S m * • this is the Hi,' It approved. That m a ( ( r r color. It is not r o a l ' v v e r v im- tvas none of Its business. Quite apart from th* expansion of its portant what kind of color functions n .'sHe- the law. the scheme there is. il n works. F C C a, " I impetuously, for it Whether T V itself is important knew 1 it:,* i ' was. bv its action, is yet to be seen I K i n l l v ever making nhs >te millions of telelook at it and I nut'- that mv tision s. is which w e r e owned children are t t i a i v i ' r of the not hv g'eit corpprations but barrel-scraping tel. , - . n shows hv ptua', • ''izens who had paid But the beginn tiL- • anttfrmg their fnor, 'or them or were in are unsatisfactoiv . H I i > k > t i M i m the proresv f paying for them. js no exception L" ^ i * 7 ! ! L l " ^ . ^ n This happy event Indicates the richness of the many cul tures which make up the social pattern of our valley. Each group nf the race over a period of a mere 1,600 years —or— so - developed customs and practices which when brought to North America enriched tha over-all pattern of life for every one. •••ali T . M«ar» Acheson Freed Little Data In War Report to Senators " J By Bob C o n i i d i n a - N e w York, fJH»—The grapevine: T h e reports and rumors that leaked nut of the secret hearing given 1 0 Secretary of State Dean Acheson last week were t a n o d and contusing. Ono, report was that the session was atfable; another that it was stormy Here's a look at what happened, and it comes from one who tvas there There were no recnniinat ons, blamed U. S. security officers even by Acheson s n 1st open for letting the man vvoik in this scnatonal critics. None of his country and in Canada — dur ing t h l A-bomb's gestation per past record, iod—without "screening ' him w a s gone ml* I have since learned that The Scnnt i i | Pontecorto came t j this coun simply w i ed] try with the blessings ol a spe •,i know • :ycial British team of sucptists. While at work here he was p e r t h i n , lie mitted to have access nnlv to planned to do restricted information relrftit'g in lb • nnvdito the coT*stmct.">n ot an at o w e ate lu' ire and "pile.* What be picked up in an • .time of Canada later no man < an tell, wh,T he hoped for the Canad.an effort was t 1 ,lo in the' laced with Russ.an sr "". 11 • r c d.stant If everv television network adopted this device, no existent television set would carry black and white or color T V shows without expensive alterations. Furthermore, the F C C knew that millions of dollars wore be ing spent to produce color T V b- another method. Tliorefo'e this expansion of power, without an art of ConC ' s s . is i*" only wrong per so, b it impi -ii • ••al. What's Hie Irurry about tl " Somebod' might even inven' something tn abolish TV. 1 Looks: T h e chief of the In donesian delegation t . the I ' N*, 1. N Palar. gate a paitv for the visiting Indones an Foreign Minister a few davs aco fine Indian ladv who was introduced to Jacob Malik told the Soviet representative "You are the handsomest man on the Secur ity Council" . . . " I hlusb." re plied Malik "I'm Red inside— now I'm red outside, too " Salvage: Frank Freimann, bead nf the Magnavnx C o t p , owns an K> ft schooner The Little Whale He's iust had it oterhauled for a trin to HnrIda. and had his skipper bung it to Pclham hntbor last week so that he could Inspect it After the hurricane had abated. Frei mann drove to Pelham to see what damage the storm had done The Little VVbatr- w*rssmashed. T h e bnlv salvageable Item aboard was the Magnavox. cumti We properly make much of the fact that we are a* united people in times of danger W e should not. with equal propriety, forgot that the richness of our American culture is drawn from many Kourres and that our strength comes from these same sources. Looking at Life With Erich B r a n d a i s 9) What would you say Is the outstanding human character t r a i l ' A difficult question to answer. M a n y wiU sav it Is love Others will say faiUt. Still others will say greed But vanity Is certainly way up on top. There Isn't a much worse pre dicament in a man's life than being in a jail cell, waiting to lie taken into court in a fevr minutes to be sentenced for I iure '•Ponteeerte was able to g.*t first-degree murder. It tvas ni>' aj out of Kngland tv »h his f.i;nA husky young married man verv rewarding ] lly and all his knowledge behad killed his sweetheart when s.**siou, I am cause the British cannot con he found her two-timing him C«MldUM uilornicd \chceive that a Briton, even a n . with another man. oson confined himself to answer adopted one like Pontecnrvo, can Just as the guard* were ing, again and again. ' lhat mat be disloyal," an important fig taking him to court for sen ter is under study by the De ure in the A-Domb picture told tence, he became volenUy ill ia partment." me. his cell. But it was not because he "You'll recall that it took the T h e British, In cleaving their was afraid of the death sen skirts o f blame in the escape lo F B I - t o catch Fuchs. Our A m e r tence or of life imprisonment. ican approach to security is diff Russia of their nuclear physicist, It was not that, he said ta Pontecotto. h a t e inferentially erent W e operated on the pro those who atenried him. Rrandrli mise lhat a sense of loyalty is It was herausp he was greatly perturbed over not necessarily a national com the unfavorable publicity he was getting. who plats the Scotland Yard modity So we carefully screen man, was startled by a back ed every American who is mnThis may he an extreme example of Vanity. stage visitor C R. M Cuth- sidered for work in 'atomic en I mention it only to show that even In the face Hcrt. Superintendent of Scotland ergy. And we still do." of the electric chair Vanity can still be a power Yard. who. was in Boston at ful factor. tending a convention. He Vanity is not all bad, however. Speaking of A-bomb security, complimented Shepley, and in isn't it time for Dr Harry R o l l Thousands and thousands of people find em ployment in the cosmetic industry because women response to the actor's in ers, president of Brooklyn P.-ly, quiry', said that he detected to tell us the names of the are -VAin. only one technical flaw -the dis And men are even vainer than women. atomic scientists who recom Only this morning, in the barbershop, several covery of the "poison'' in the mended and endorsed bis e \ third act. "Before you could dis professor. Clarence H 1 s k o y ' men were getting manicures a^d having their fingernails polished to a Winding brilliance. cover it was poison a longer Hiskcy faces a contempt *>f Others were being doused with ointments and period of time would have to in Congress citation for icfu*.al to Still others took sun-lamp treatmenta, tervene," he said. "But you're answer certain loyalty questions pomades "guaranteed tn give vou that Florida tan." -safe"—Only one man -in-a-mlllion- put to him. tvould know it 1 m that one, But that type of vanity Is not tha only kind. and I'm going right back to •While Deaa Acheson holds on Social climbing is vanity Kngland " in the face of repudiation by Lust for power and surplus wealth la vanity. bi-partisan critics, the adminis My view is not quite as pessimistic as that Reunion: Pudge HefTelfinRor, tration is shopping quietly for of Kcclesiastes, 1*. 14, "I have seen all the worka the 83-year-old Yale immortal, his successor — is case he gets that are done under the sun: and behold, all ia and Fritz Pollard, the famed too "hot" to retain. vanity and vexation of spirit. Rrown U star of 1916, came to One of those approached by But I heartily endorse that oM. old saying In N e w York to appear on " W e The Innocent-looking intermediaries: Thomas Fuller's "Gnomoiogia," which dates back; People." After the show. HofTelSen. Styles Bridges, a frank foe into lhe 16th century: fingcr told Pollard " I saw ton of the elegant Secretary of "What a dust have I raised! quoth tha fly play once. You wore the razzleBridges relocted the upon the coach." dazzle kind. In my day, I d have State. broken you In two" . "Shucks, proposition on the grounds that Let us not condemn vanity, however. M r Heffelfingor " Pollard replied, if he took the job now he'd he Piiy those who have no vaniity at alL They "you couldn't even have broken out of a job. and out of W ashare tho drab, the unattractive, the bores. They my stride " ington. in 1952. a 1*0 the ones who have stopped awimming o r never learned to swim at all. A bit of seasoning, is good for any dish. B y LILIAN C A M P B E L L But over-seasoning may well make It unpalatable, Central Prats Writer Seasoning without the food Isn't good for' anything at all—nor is vanity without m e r i t Folks ef Fame—Guess the Xame trinees is now widely spread H e died in London, England, March 29.1772. What was his name? T w o — A favorite star of motion pictures not so long ago. she was born in Hull, England, March 4, 1905. and received her dramatic training at London's dramatic school She appeared In the Hip • Jobs come from Ideas. An Idea is a mechanical podrome chorus In London in Joybelle, later heading the farrtnus refrigerator In 1921 this Invention was dismissed hv one critic as a futile experiment Today there Chicken number in that creation. are more than 20.000,000 such refrigerators in The Face at the Window her first film, was also made in London. •America. An idea Is a radio. Tn January. 1922, an edl«. Later she came to N e w York and torlal writer said that radio-belonged to the to/, Joined the Zicgfcld Follies. She World. Today there are 32.5CO.0O0 radio* in thtr One—-This Swedish scientist, in played leads with John Barrymore nation. " ventor, philosopher and theologian In The Lotus Eater, and Bits ot But an idea in the raw is only the first stepV. Life. She played opposite Rich , was born at Stockholm on Jan. Management must find the money, hire the e m ard Barthelmess and Milton Sills. -Ptoyes..„perfcr.t_apecM technkiuea for economic, '29","lSSr He^ludievT natural"pTifandTh lfie"ToTWy-»rhTOTclf."""SatS'i" manufacture, organize the distribution, Inform a f t * ' losophy while on a travel trip to way Sadie, Just Another Blonde, persuade the potential buyer. England, Holland, France and The" crystal Cup. Lady Be Good, In terms of jobs, what are the results of IdeaJ/ Germany. Returning home he de The Barker, Trie Whip, Great voted himself to natural science Divide. .The Office Wife, M a n developed by American manigement? Since tha* turn of the century, at least 12 new induatries have* and engineering, and published Trouble, etcl were just a few of appeared nn the roster of American manufacture^ many scientific periodicals. In the" pictures In which she ap There have*heen created directly or indlrectlv from 1716 he was made assessor-extra peared. The later ones were Cur these industries a t o U l e*>rnore than 7.000.000 jobe,** ordinary on the Swedish board of tain at Eight. Cheaters and Bull —From a series of mcssifgea- published by N . mines. He invented machines for dog Drummond at Bay. Who waa Ayer and Son. Inc. the transport of boats overland, ahe? for which he was given % patent (Name* at bottom ot column) of nobility He was many years ahead of his time in his scientific Hew'a* Yea Make Out? •1 4 1 Dispute: 1 e next toga] man euver In the M n | of William 1 . « >'/ «uparlor met him at a e.v.—i.^. ,„(.. conclave and assured him aolillegally. Duff's first Senatorial emnly, "I'm determined to get you a transfer to - Buffalo so move will he directed against these. flshermen. you'll be able to sign 'Buffato - - "c The Swede* nerve a rlre podding at this season and almonds are put nn it. The ancient Swedish Idea was that the first unmarried per son tn get an almond would be the first hitched. # 9. Sprtlee: Florence Yiitv the 71 ear-old character attnss who died last week, did .some volunteri var service which was of the most personal kind unsung hut mos< gratifying. She rea'i/cd that sailors who got drunk tisked missing ' icir ships and boln„- straneed in port And so. after her show tvas o or, slio'd scour the Broadway aector in search of drunken sailor^ sle. ptng-it-off in doorways She came armed with capsules contalning smrlling-salts ^nod woman member of the P.etijfShina . bieak a capsule open leave it delegation " to the U. N., has on the sailors chosi, a n d many worked at Lake Success before: a sailor was She was a minor employe at t h e snared courtSecretariat . . Pi-il Baker wi'l it'.imal bv be become a disc in<'^ov . . Muhing Rwaketiod a e | Kldd. who siagrd the i>n'hv the funics. liant dice gaire 1 diet in "di.vs & Dolls," n e v e i - < v a dice game Whim: Be . . . An undisc ' s e d donor I P ; fore Bill B o t d given S100.0.KI 1. Harvard fo.- a became HopaClinton S. C.i.'d. ri Fund, to adlong Cassidy, vanco the si, ft of labor-manand tvas a free agement r o b ' •is Golden, exspending party t ice-prrsidcti' ' the Stcelwnrkgiver in Holly is labir adviser ors t'nion. p wood, he once to K C A . gat * a partt at T certain colleges along The English with their plum puddings and yule logs arid carols; the Italians with their shrines in honor of the Infant; the Polish with their bands of boys in costumes going around the towns: the Russians with their shepherds groups; the Norwegians with their tree and candle cere mony at which the eldest reads the original story from a Gospel — all these and many more are patterns of the same basic design — the Christian design. On the Line By Leonard L y o n i - Malibu for sett.vi.ns eral guests who d e d e d Hint they'd like a boat 1 .do They m"' a V » e h t at ;hn-f**<- * '' ' " I " for charter, but the r w n n icfused to let thorn ahond . . "How much would M « I S. 1 it for"*" Botd asked I M . . . "$12 700 " s a d the ow 1 . "Has it got a mm, r r vd asked. T h e man s., d 1 «d . " I II give t u n s u •,!«, ,1 d not a penny more said H'vrt The man agreed, a n d Rovd g a v e him a check and took immedi ate possession . . "But hew II I get home"'* the man asked ' W a l k , or swim ' the i m petuous star told him "but hl-e ton t o | d us you can I c nie alioard hero ' i„ the Mohawk Valley students are taught that Charles Dickens with his storiea invented the snedeca Christmas. This Is B O B sense. St, Nich ols* waa a bishop of Mya ia Aala Mlaor la 845 ana the Idea of giving gifta originated with, him and his followers, la fact. Santa Clans' ia ear proniinclatioa of S t Nleholaa. In the Lyons Den — where he noticed that snook A • 8t KkbaJaa visited -thouaanda eC^homea of _ American families of Slavic descent last night »* Children who have been good received a toy and fruit Those who have been naughty got only 'a piece ot ooal. According to beat reports, there .wasn't even one piece of coal left in anyone's shoe or stocking. , , Tale eostotai started back in the year 315 A.D., a mere 1,605 years ago. () Also, like no manv other new commodities its ad iitising is often tidieii'mis ^- pit haps it must he with a n ennimnriity the worth of tthn 'i - i \ncgorated Whereas advt i torments ad vocating p.irent-elnld conflicts have boon waUidrawn from the newspapers 'hev aie heipg re peated on tidio It is slupi I hut nothing to c i e\ntrd about When howevn a gov r: ument agencv goes h. •. ond i ' « legal authoritv tint i- some'lung for excitement and e' • -i » n c r The FCC-.rs a regula >rv body of Mr DaataM 1". Hatwa —. St. Nick Is Here (J riaaa: Gov D u f of Pennsyl vania, the Senator-elect, won't resign but will serve until the end of his Gubernatorial term. January 16. The other Gov "Henry darling," said the ernors who w e r e elected to the. bluihing bride as lhe honcy- Senate are resigning so that mooners drove up to the portico they can he sworn into the Sen of the hotel. Let's try to con ate earlier—and thereby gain vince all the hangers-on in the seniority status. "T\\ "have the lobby that we've been married lowest seniority rating." said for a g e s " "Okay, my love," Duff, at the Stork Club. "But said Henry dublousl.v "but do If I have somethjnc to say, i* -you think—yott -can- car-r-y - four- woa't mak?"«T(VTllffefeiic#. APfl suitcases?" if I have nothing to say,', it won't make any difference A certain bishop in New York either" . , . He's iust returned State fell into the habit of sign- from a Ashing trip to Florida, K eit Wi from a fishing trip to Florida, b ' By G«or9» So-koJaky-r r "If I remember cnirec'Iy. snnio of vour colleague* ir, the no'Hivvcst M a d e the statement tha' Grand Coulee pain would serve nnlv covotc* groundhogs, and jack-rabbits That prophecy doesn t seem to have eome true. " I hope you will inlorm v>our-— selves more fuiiv on tne sitr.a ,"on M ? r e P % Heard A b o u t Town AvalaacM boyi" F C C Edict on Video Marts f Growing:Grasp of Agripciesl B y Fultoa Lewis Jr.— R Wcdnndoy; Dumber 6; 1950 Commerce a i d e he is being tried for peri', for having de nied, under oa-h that" he ever tvas a Comm ,n st will be a move to i n v . v e P a t i d Bruce, the American A'nhassador —to Paris. Renu*-gi.>n s lawyers would like R n . , e t o come heie or testify hv deTaisition, as a character w i u i e s . T h e V S. Attorney will opnnj» this, claim ing that, like 1; Remington lied to his infl , e - t n l friends. ; During the nn«tnn> run of • Edttina B l a c k " M.ihael Shepley, The Grab Bag The Answer. Quick* 1 Who is H .g • I,. Black* 2 What is a 1 arpv"* 3. Who was ".arrin Jacobs Bond? 4. What are 'cr.rodile tears"? 5. Where rid tho game of la crosse originate ' Guest Editorial Where Jobs Come From Happy BirthasjTodav it's l.enn K A m e r i can artist, and Padriae Colurrt. Irish writer »tip arc celebrating birthday anniversaries It Happened Todav 1875—Birth of Joseph Conrad, English novelist 1941—PreeUeat Franklin D. Roosevelt appealed te Japanese Kmperor Hlrehite, Urging. Jtea.ce.. bfitwe*n..tw«_a.n,- . Hons. IMl—In World War Two, Kagland declared war ea Flaland, Romania anil Hungary. Watch Jour Language DIAGNOSIS - (DI-ar-NO-sis) -—noun; the art or act of recog nizing disease from its symptoms; also, the decision reached. Origin: New Latin f r . n i Greek—Diagno sis, from Diagignoakein, to dis tinguish, from Dia plus gignoakein, to know-. Fewer Gl Students Teur Fatnre Oeed tisae for making changes. T - a r year a a ' e u M ' ^ ' ^ p ^ y " a a d aaeeeesfut. XxpedUe i S s l a e a - T and make each changes as y e a ' ry or desirable. A a faeeerul Individual Is ,acttre, .^""' Z T " , " ."'"'V'T. Z J a djjelop from the iafaat asMTta a* taaa date. I f a Been Said The hinatic, the lover and the poet are of imagination all com- Kung,l^i_gtoaa.jtha..-pact^-WilUaai- Sbaitaipaara, ^ w theories of geology, astronomy. 1 An associate justice of tha and physiology. Aftor 1734. he ^ n U e d ' ' ^ t e i " * u V r e m e ^ »PP««ff ^ ^ " f i * ^ 2. A n excessively grasping or nature of soul and spirit, *• covetous person given to seizing claimed to see extraordinary or extorting what is coveted; a visions and to hear mysterious rapacious person. conversations, to have seen heav 3. An American aong writer. en and hell and to have conversed 4. Pretended weeping; .hypo with angels and spirits. In 1747 ' he resigned his government post critical grief. 5. With tha North American and devoted himself to religionrIndiana. The religious society named foe . .,,..„-„, , _ 1 t ~ bka and proniu&auiix Us dpj^-^aa^g u w U 1 B ^wmlt*'™"a£\J-* ? • Karelhneat ef w a r veteraae in colleges and un!«3 versities dropped 33 per cent this fall from 1949,1 Dr. Earl J. Mctirath. U. S. Commissioner of X9a^ cation, reports. Approximately 575,000 are enrolled, •lightly more than the number graduated this year.*. The decline re presents, of course, a severe Jossr in funds for mftty institutions. They are-hit kardst also, by the draft which ia taking many prospect!vax and regular stiidsala, Bat n-daetion was la«vitab*a,t and far-sighted colleges were' ready to curtail wfi mcesaary. In truth, the forater GIs -probably will; be missed as much as their remarkable schoIastlaV aptitudo as for the, funds they T r a s t a l a d . "Taav T
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