Ebenezer Song Lyrics Roll on, Christmas Roll on, Christmas
It’s Christmas time again
Roll on, Christmas
It’s Christmas time again
Time to shovel snow again
for your nose to glow again
kiss your Aunty Flo again!
Roll on, Christmas!
Time for kettles on the hob,
time for stoppers in your gob,
butter up your uncle Bob
ROLL ON CHRISTMAS!
Ding Dong Ding!
The church bells ring
hear the choir sing
hosanna in excelsis (repeat from the top)
Roll______on______Christmas! Christmas!
Charity Cha-ri-ty, cha-cha-ri-ty
We’re collecting for cha-ri-ty
We’re collecting for cha-ri-ty
Cha-ri-ty, cha-cha-ri-ty
They’re collecting for cha-ri-ty
Christmas is coming, the geese are far from thin.
Please put a penny,
Put a penny in the tin
Any contribution, accepted gratefully
You know it makes sense to give a few pence to cha-ri-ty
Cha-ri-ty, cha-cha-ri-ty
Charity Cont…. We’re all giving to cha-ri-ty
Cha-ri-ty
Cha-cha-ri-ty
We’re all giving to cha-ri-ty
Let your cash make a big splash
Tehn you’ll all agree
Yuou’ll feel good
When you’re giving to cha-ri-ty (repeat this page)
We’re collecting for/we are giving to (repeat 3 times)
Cha-ri-ty!!!!!!!!
I Hate Everybody I hate ev’rybody, everything’s about ev’rybody
I hate ev’rybody through and through!
Lots of ugly people with an ug-ly face
Ev’ryone a blot upon the human race
I hate ev’rybody and especially I hate you!
So clear away from my door.
You’ve made me doubly sure
I hate ev’rybody, and especially I hate you!
I hate you!
I hate ev’rybody,
Everything about ev’rybody
I hate ev’rybody through and through
Christmas!
Christmas!
Christmas!
Humbug!
Too Late now It’s too late now, I guess you knew it.
You had your chance; you went and blew it!
You’re in a stew a stew that thickens
You should have read you Dickens!
But it’s too late now, it’s too late now!
You could have been on the side of the angels, Ah
Floating Ah in a silk night gown
But you will be poked and prodded by devils
Ha-ha-ha-ha!
Too Late Now Cont…. You’re not going up, Up! Up!
You’re going down! Down,come on down!
There’s one small chance, a chance of my making, a tiny
chance that’s there for the taking.
Don’t raise your hopes, don’t count your chickens; just go and
read you Dickens
It’s nearly too late now.
Boy! It’s nearly too late now (Allelujah!)
I’ll tell you one more time, baby!
It’s nearly too late now!
Yeh!
Too Late Now (Reprise) It’s nearly too late now. Boy!
It’s nearly too late now (Allelujah!)
I’ll tell you one more time Baby!
It’s nearly too late now……yeh!
Let’s have a party There’s food and drink, and mistletoe, so ev’rybody go, go, go!
Let’s have a party! Let’s have a party!
Let’s have a party! Let’s have a party!
Choose your partners, one and all,
We’re gonna have a ball!
Well how d’you do we’re the pretty Miss Fezz-i-wigs
Form a queue for the pretty Fezz-i-wigs
Watch what you do with the pretty Miss Fezz-i-wigs
Let’s have a party, let’s have a party!
Let’s have a party tonight!
Youngsters you just carry on; as for me my breath has gone!
Let’s have a party! Let’s have a party!
Let’s have a party! Let’s have a party!
We’re so full of christmas cheer
And hope to come back ev’ry year!
(zazaza)
Oh yeah!
Silent Night Silent night, holy night
All is calm
All is bright
Round yon Virgin
Mother and child
Holy
Infant so tender and mild
Sleep in heavenly peace
Sleep in heavenly peace
Sleep in heavenly peace
Dear Old Uncle Scrooge Raise your glasses in a toast
To the man we love the most
Friendliness is his fond boast
Dear old Uncle Scrooge.
May he live till he’s ninety one!
May his days all be filled with fun!
So respected by everyone!
Dear old uncle Scrooge
Dear old uncle Scrooge
Dear old uncle Scrooge
Exit Rap Your own words haunt and grieve you
And on that note we gotta leave you.
Now you’ve seen all I have to show, it’s time for me and
the gang to go.
So long bro!
What a night!
Gotta blow!
Exit right
And if these sights ain’t been so pleasant, that’s
christmas present!
Oh yeh!
And Everyone Loved Him Ah___
Ah____
Ah ah___ah ah___
Ah ah_____ah______
Ah ah_______
Ah_______
Ah ah_________ah______
Ah______ah______ ah
(Don’t mind father, don’t be grieved)
He was precious and so special
What shall we do without him?
Never knew him to make a fuss, but he meant the whole world to us.
And everyone loved him
Yes everyone loved him
He was precious, and so special.
What shall we do without him?
Never knew him to make a fuss, but he meant the whole world to us.
And everyone loved him, yes everyone loved him
Dear Old Uncle Scrooge (reprise) Raise your glasses in a toast to a man
who’s become the most!
To a man who’s seen a ghost!
Dear Old Uncle Scrooge.
May he live ‘til he’s 91
May his days be filled with fun!
Now he’s respected by everyone
Dear old uncle Scrooge (repeat 3 times)
The Rest of my life And the rest of the day
Passed so quickly
For the fire was warm
And there was lots to say
And the friends came to call
And children to play
And everyone stayed
For the rest of the day
And the rest of my life
Will be one long christmas
Got a lot to make up
And now’s the time to start
I want all the world to be my witness
Gonna open my heart
For the rest of my life
For the rest of my life______
Curtain reprise: Rap and roll christmas Hey, it’s a gas to see you, man
Everythin’s worked out to plan.
Dad, you were diggin’ yourself a hole; well you’re still street-wise,
but now you got soul
Soul, the man’s got soul, uh! Huh! (repeat)
Well, thanks to you my life’s been changed. I guess before I must
have been de-ranged! But now I’m so happy I could flip! Man,
this dude is really hip!
One more thing would be sublime, to sing about Christmas one
more time!
OK Dadd-y-o, one more time!
Sung at the Same Time Roll on christmas, it’s christmas time again (repeat)
Time to shovel snow again
For your nose to glow again
Kiss your auntie Flo again
Roll on christmas
Time for kettles on the hob
Time for stoppers in your gob
Butter up your uncle Bob
Roll on Christmas (repeat 3 times) Oh Yeh!
Ding dong merrily on high, in heaven the bells are ringing
Ding dong verily the sky, is ridden with angels singing
Glorrrrrrrrrrrrrria, hosanna in excelsis (repeat twice)