“I BELIEVE WE ARE
ON AN IRREVERSIBLE
TREND TOWARD MORE
FREEDOM AND
DEMOCRACY. BUT
THAT COULD CHANGE”
“THE BUCK STOPS HERE”
“ONLY THE LITTLE
PEOPLE PAY TAXES”
“U-TURN IF YOU WANT
TO. THE LADY’S NOT
FOR TURNING”
“I’LL BE FLOATING LIKE
A BUTTERFLY AND
STINGING LIKE A BEE”
“IN THE FUTURE
EVERYONE WILL BE
FAMOUS FOR FIFTEEN
MINUTES”
ALFRED HITCHCOCK
“THERE CAN BE NO
WHITEWASH AT THE
WHITE HOUSE”
“I AM JUST A NICE
CLEAN-CUT
MONGOLIAN BOY”
“THE POPE! HOW
MANY DIVISIONS
HAS HE GOT?”
ARCHIMEDES
ISAAC NEWTON
LEE IACOCCA
WILLIAM SHATNER
“BEAM ME UP SCOTTY”
DR. BENJAMIN SPOCK
“I AM NOT AN
ATHENIAN OR GREEK,
BUT A CITIZEN OF
THE WORLD”
“HOW TO FOLD A
DIAPER DEPENDS ON
THE SIZE OF THE BABY
AND THE DIAPER”
“YOU AIN’T HEARD
NOTHING YET, FOLKS”
ARTHUR CONAN DOYLE
“HERE’S LOOKING AT
YOU KID”
“ARE WE GOING TO BE A
SERVICE POWER? THE
DOUBLE-CHEESEBURGERHOLD-THE-MAYO KINGS
OF THE WHOLE WORLD?”
“SPEAK SOFTLY AND
CARRY A BIG STICK”
“IT IS AN OLD MAXIM
OF MINE THAT WHEN
YOU HAVE EXCLUDED
THE IMPOSSIBLE,
WHATEVER REMAINS,
HOWEVER IMPROBABLE,
MUST BE TRUTH”
“ONE OF TELEVISIONS’
GREAT CONTRIBUTIONS
IS THAT IT BROUGHT
MURDER BACK INTO
THE HOME, WHERE
IT BELONGS”
THOMAS EDISON
RALPH WALDO EMERSON
RENE DESCARTES
THEODORE ROOSEVELT
SOCRATES
AL JOLSON
“A FOOL WILL LEARN
NOTHING FROM A WISE
MAN, BUT A WISE MAN
WILL LEARN MUCH
FROM A FOOL”
CHARLES DARWIN
ALEXANDER POPE
CLARK GABLE
GEORGE LUCAS
TELLY SAVALAS
CONFUCIUS
HUMPHREY BOGART
RICHARD NIXON
“THAT’S ONE SMALL
STEP FOR MAN, ONE
GIANT LEAP FOR
MANKIND”
“WHO LOVES YA, BABY”
“IF I HAVE SEEN
FURTHER, IT IS BY
STANDING ON THE
SHOULDERS OF GIANTS”
“I THINK
THEREFORE I AM”
“GENIUS IS ONE
PERCENT INSPIRATION
AND NINETY-NINE
PERCENT PERSPIRATION”
“MAN WITH ALL HIS
NOBLE QUALITIES,
STILL BEARS IN HIS
BODILY FRAME THE
INDELIBLE STAMP OF
HIS LOWLY ORIGIN”
ALEXANDER
SOLZHENITSYN
“I HAVE A DREAM
THAT ONE DAY THIS
NATION WILL RISE
UP, LIVE OUT THE
TRUE MEANING OF
ITS CREED”
“VENI,
VIDI, VICI
_
I CAME, I SAW,
SAW I
CONQUERED”
YUL BRYNNER
DOUGLAS MacARTHUR
VIVIEN LEIGH
QUEEN VICTORIA
BUCKMINSTER FULLER
JULIUS CAESAR
NEIL ARMSTRONG
“I TOLD MY
PSYCHIATRIST THAT
EVERYONE HATES ME.
HE SAID I WAS_ BEING
RIDICULOUS
EVERYONE HASN’T
MET ME YET
“THE MOST IMPORTANT
THING ABOUT
_
SPACESHIP EARTH AN
INSTRUCTION BOOK
DIDN’T COME WITH IT”
“MAY THE FORCE BE
WITH YOU”
CHARLES DE GAULLE
“BIG BROTHER IS
WATCHING YOU”
“I FEEL WE HAVE
ONLY AWAKENED A
SLEEPING GIANT,
AND HIS REACTION
WILL BE TERRIBLE”
MARGARET THATCHER
WOODROW WILSON
ORSON WELLS
GENERAL SHERMAN
ROCK HUDSON
NAPOLEON BONAPARTE
ADMIRAL YAMAMOTO
RODNEY DANGERFIELD
“THE ONLY THING WE
HAVE TO FEAR IS
FEAR ITSELF”
“AN ARMY MARCHES
ON ITS STOMACH”
“WE ARE NOT AMUSED”
“FRANKLY MY DEAR I
DON’T GIVE A DAMN”
“GIVE ME A LEVER LONG
ENOUGH, AND I WILL
MOVE THE WORLD”
“IF A MAN MAKE A
BETTER MOUSE-TRAP THAN
HIS NEIGHBOR, THOUGH
HE BUILD HIS HOUSE IN
THE WOODS, THE WORLD
WILL MAKE A BEATEN
PATH TO HIS DOOR”
“FOR IN RUSSIA
COMMUNISM IS A DEAD
DOG, WHILE FOR MANY
PEOPLE IN THE WEST IT
IS STILL A LIVING LION”
“HOW CAN YOU BE
EXPECTED TO GOVERN A
COUNTRY THAT HAS 246
KINDS OF CHEESE?”
MARIE ANTOINETTE
“I HAVE NO WEAKNESS
FOR SHOES. I WEAR
VERY SIMPLE SHOES
WHICH ARE PUMP
SHOES. IT IS NOT ONE
OF MY WEAKNESSES”
“THERE IS ONLY ONE
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN
ME AND A MADMAN.
I AM NOT MAD”
MARTIN LUTHER KING JR.
ALEXANDER DUMAS
TOM CLANCY
DANTE ALIGHIERI
ELIZABETH I
ZSA ZSA GABOR
SALVADOR DALI
“THE ESSENCE OF
PERESTROIKA LIES IN
THE FACT THAT IT
UNITES SOCIALISM
WITH DEMOCRACY”
“A MAN IN LOVE IS
INCOMPLETE UNTIL HE
HAS MARRIED, THEN
HE’S FINISHED”
“I CAN’T
_ PLAY A
LOSER I DON’T
LOOK LIKE ONE”
“AFTER ALL, TOMORROW
IS ANOTHER DAY”
“TO ERR IS HUMAN,
TO FORGIVE DIVINE”
MARK TWAIN
VULTURES! TRASH!”
“WE SHALL FIGHT ON
THE BEACHES…WE SHALL
FIGHT IN THE FIELDS
AND IN THE STREETS, WE
SHALL FIGHT IN THE
HILLS; WE SHALL NEVER
SURRENDER”
“I HAVE THE HEART
AND THE STOMACH
OF A KING OF
ENGLAND TOO”
“WAR IS HELL”
MUHAMMAD ALI
“YOU ARE THE PITS
OF THE WORLD!
“THERE’S A SUCKER
BORN EVERY MINUTE”
FRANKLIN D. ROOSEVELT
ORVILLE WRIGHT
KARL MARX
MICKEY ROONEY
AESOP
THOMAS JEFFERSON
PHINEAS BARNUM
WINSTON CHURCHILL
“ACTING IS ALL ABOUT
HONESTY, IF YOU CAN
FAKE THAT, THEN
YOU’VE GOT IT MADE”
“I HAVE SWORN UPON
THE ALTAR OF GOD
ETERNAL HOSTILITY
AGAINST EVERY FORM
OF TYRANNY OVER THE
MIND OF MAN”
“ABANDON ALL HOPE,
YOU WHO ENTER HERE”
“IN SWITZERLAND THEY
HAD BROTHERLY LOVE,
FIVE HUNDRED YEARS
OF DEMOCRACY AND
PEACE, AND WHAT DID
THEY PRODUCE? THE
CUCKOO CLOCK!”
“I SHALL RETURN”
JOSEPH STALIN
“WE WILL BURY YOU”
“ANY SUFFICIENTLY
ADVANCED TECHNOLOGY
IS INDISTINGUISHABLE
FROM MAGIC”
MIKHAIL GORBACHOV
BENJAMIN DISRAELI
FAY WRAY
BILLY CONNOLLY
PATRICK HENRY
W.C. FEILDS
ARTHUR C. CLARKE
“HONEY I FORGOT
TO DUCK”
“I WAS IN LOVE WITH A
BEAUTIFUL BLONDE
_
ONCE SHE DROVE ME
_’
TO DRINK TIS THE
ONE THING I’M
INDEBTED TO HER FOR”
“DON’T COUNT YOUR
CHICKENS BEFORE
THEY ARE HATCHED”
“I’VE MADE UP STUFF
THAT TURNED OUT TO
BE REAL, THAT’S THE
SPOOKY PART”
“NO NATION IS FIT TO
SIT IN JUDGMENT
UPON ANY OTHER
NATION”
ANDY WARHOL
“SHOW ME A SANE MAN
AND I WILL CURE HIM
FOR YOU”
“PLEASE ACCEPT MY
RESIGNATION. I DON’T
WANT TO BELONG TO
ANY CLUB THAT WILL
ACCEPT ME AS A
MEMBER”
“GIVE ME LIBERTY OR
GIVE ME DEATH”
“IT’S CONFUSING, I’VE
HAD SO MANY WIVES
AND SO MANY CHILDREN
I DON’T KNOW WHICH
HOUSE TO GO TO FIRST
ON CHRISTMAS”
GEORGE ORWELL
“ASK NOT WHAT YOUR
COUNTRY CAN DO FOR
YOU; ASK WHAT YOU
CAN DO FOR YOUR
COUNTRY”
“HE CAN RUN BUT HE
CAN’T HIDE”
GEORGE BURNS
ROBERT E. LEE
ABRAHAM LINCOLN
BETTE DAVIS
LOUIS ARMSTRONG
WILLIAM PRESCOTT
JOE LOUIS
GROUCHO MARX
“I OFTEN QUOTE
MYSELF, IT ADDS SPICE
TO MY CONVERSATION”
“DON’T FIRE UNTIL
YOU SEE THE WHITES
OF THEIR EYES”
“ROSES ARE RED,
VIOLETS ARE BLUE,
I’M A SCHIZOPHRENIC,
AND SO AM I”
“ RELIGION…IS THE
OPIUM OF THE PEOPLE”
“ALL FOR ONE, AND
ONE FOR ALL”
LEONA HELMSLEY
“I DON’T FEEL EIGHTY.
IN FACT I DON’T FEEL
ANYTHING UNTIL
NOON. THEN IT’S TIME
FOR MY NAP”
“I ONLY REGRET THAT I
HAVE BUT ONE LIFE TO
LOSE FOR MY COUNTRY”
“IF YOU HAVE TO ASK
WHAT JAZZ IS YOU’LL
NEVER KNOW”
"WHEN I'M IN NEW
YORK, I LOOK AT THE
EMPIRE STATE BUILDING
AND FEEL AS THOUGH IT
BELONGS TO ME…OR IS
IT VICE VERSA?"
IMELDA MARCOS
“I CANNOT BELIEVE
THAT GOD PLAYS DICE
WITH THE COSMOS”
“THE PEN IS MIGHTIER
THAN THE SWORD”
JACK DEMPSEY
CHARLES DICKENS
LORD BYRON
JOAN RIVERS
LORD TENNYSON
BULWER LYTTON
NATHAN HALE
“TRAGEDY IS IF I CUT
MY FINGER. COMEDY
IS IF I WALK INTO AN
OPEN SEWER AND DIE”
“TIS BETTER TO HAVE
LOVED AND LOST,
THAN NEVER TO HAVE
LOVED AT ALL”
“THE BEST TIME I EVER
HAD WITH JOAN
CRAWFORD WAS WHEN
I PUSHED HER DOWN
THE STAIRS IN ‘WHAT
EVER HAPPENED TO
BABY JANE’”
“THERE ARE THREE
KINDS OF LIES: LIES,
DAMNED LIES, AND
STATISTICS”
“THE AIRPLANE STAYS
UP BECAUSE IT DOESN’T
HAVE TIME TO FALL”
HARRY TRUMAN
“NEVER GET A MIME
TALKING. HE WON’T
STOP”
“ARE YOU LONESOME
TONIGHT”
“ WHEN I GAVE BIRTH
HE FORGOT TO CUT THE
CORD. FOR A YEAR
THAT KID FOLLOWED
ME EVERYWHERE. IT
WAS LIKE HAVING A
DOG ON A LEASH”
“YOU CAN FOOL ALL
OF THE PEOPLE SOME OF
THE TIME AND SOME OF
THE PEOPLE ALL OF
THE TIME; BUT YOU
CAN’T FOOL ALL OF THE
PEOPLE ALL THE TIME”
JOHN McENROE
“WE HAVE RESOLVED
TO ENDURE THE
UNENDURABLE AND
SUFFER WHAT IS
INSUFFERABLE”
“GOD MOVES IN A
MYSTERIOUS WAY”
“TIS STRANGE BUT
TRUE; FOR TRUTH IS
_
ALWAYS STRANGE
STRANGER THAN
FICTION”
NIKITA S. KHRUSHCHEV
“ALL I NEED TO MAKE
A COMEDY IS A PARK,
A POLICEMAN AND A
PRETTY GIRL”
“WHEN I GO TO THE
BEAUTY PARLOR, I
ALWAYS USE THE
EMERGENCY ENTRANCE.
SOMETIMES I JUST GO
FOR AN ESTIMATE”
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW
“THE PHYSICIAN CAN
BURY HIS MISTAKES, BUT
THE ARCHITECT CAN
ONLY ADVISE HIS CLIENT
TO PLANT VINES”
“THE CAMEL HAS A
SINGLE HUMP,
THE DROMEDARY TWO,
OR ELSE THE OTHER
WAY AROUND,
I’M NEVER SURE.
ARE YOU?”
JOHN F. KENNEDY
KATHERINE HEPBURN
CARY GRANT
OGDEN NASH
PHYLLIS DILLER
WILLIAM COWPER
ELVIS PRESLEY
“THERE WILL BE NO
END TO THE TROUBLES
OF STATE… TILL
PHILOSOPHERS BECOME
KINGS OF THE WORLD”
“I PRETEND TO BE
SOMEBODY I WANTED
TO BE UNTIL FINALLY I
BECAME THAT PERSON.
OR HE BECAME ME”
“IT WAS THE BEST OF
TIMES, IT WAS THE
WORST OF TIMES…”
“IT IS WELL THAT WAR
IS SO TERRIBLE; ELSE
WE WOULD GROW TOO
FOND OF IT”
DAN QUAYLE
MARCEL MARCEAU
DWIGHT D. EISENHOWER
“WHATEVER AMERICA
HOPES TO BRING TO
PASS IN THIS WORLD
MUST FIRST COME TO
PASS IN THE HEART
OF AMERICA”
“NOTHING IS CERTAIN
BUT DEATH AND TAXES”
“IF YOU SURVIVE LONG
ENOUGH, YOU’RE
_
REVERED RATHER LIKE
AN OLD BUILDING
CARL JUNG
“LATINS ARE TENDERLY
ENTHUSIASTIC. IN
BRAZIL THEY THROW
FLOWERS AT YOU. IN
ARGENTINA THEY
THROW THEMSELVES”
EMPEROR HIROHITO
MARLENE DIETRICH
CHARLIE CHAPLIN
AGATHA CHRISTIE
“AN ARCHAEOLOGIST
IS THE BEST HUSBAND
ANY WOMEN CAN HAVE:
THE OLDER SHE GETS
THE MORE INTERESTED
HE IS IN HER”
“THE WRONG WAR AT
THE WRONG PLACE,
AT THE WRONG TIME,
AND WITH THE
WRONG ENEMY”
MEL BROOKS
“IF IT ISN’T A
STRADIVARIUS, I’VE
BEEN ROBBED OF
110 DOLLARS”
FRANK LLOYD WRIGHT
JACK BENNY
PLATO
CHARLES KINGSLEY
“NECESSITY IS THE
MOTHER OF INVENTION”
“I MARRIED BENEATH
ME. ALL WOMEN DO”
ALBERT EINSTEIN
“THERE’S NO BUSINESS
LIKE SHOW BUSINESS”
BENJAMIN FRANKLIN
IRVING BERLIN
GENERAL OMAR BRADLEY
JOHN DONNE
“NO MAN IS AN ISLAND”
“IT’S NOT WHAT YOU’D
CALL A FIGURE IS IT?”
BOB HOPE
“IT HAS BEEN ANNUS
HORRIBILUS”
NANCY ASTOR
QUEEN ELIZABETH II
TWIGGY
JANE AUSTEN
“A WOMEN, ESPECIALLY
IF SHE HAVE THE
MISFORTUNE OF
KNOWING ANYTHING,
SHOULD CONCEAL IT AS
WELL AS SHE CAN”
“REPORTS OF MY
DEATH ARE GREATLY
EXAGGERATED”
“LET THEM EAT CAKE”