BURGERS
Mr. Bartley's Gourmet Burgers voted best burgers (in america)
BOSTON GLOBE, WALL STREET JOURNAL
THE PEOPLE’S REPUBLIC OF CAMBRIDGE
(liberal heaven) topped with cole slaw & russian dressing w/
french fries
$10.15
THE VIAGRA
$10.65
(rise to the occasion!) with blue cheese dressing, bacon, lettuce,
tomato, and french fries
THE SCOTT BROWN
(what the truck) with bacon, american cheese, grilled onions,
jalapenos, & french fries
$11.60
THE TOM BRADY
(ladies, make a pass at this) w/ cheddar, guacamole, lettuce,
tomato, red onions, and fries
$10.65
THE JEREMY LINSANITY
$10.15
( pride of Harvard) pizza burger w/marinara sauce, mozzarella &
french fries
THE DEMOCRAT
$10.15
(where’s the change?) w/ swiss cheese, grilled saurkraut, russian
dressing, & fries
THE SKIP GATES
(the black sheep of the family) teriyaki burger w/ grilled
pineapple & onion rings
$11.70
THE JERSEY SHORE
$13.10
(over the top) with bacon, cheese, grilled mushrooms & onions,
w/ onion rings
THE JOE KENNEDY III
a liberal amount of burger w/ cheddar cheese, grilled
mushrooms & french fries
$10.15
THE SUPREME
with tomato, lettuce, red onions, and french fries
$9.75
THE NEWT GINGRICH
(marriage, is 3 times the charm?) with boursin cheese, bacon,
$11.70
and sweet potato fries
THE iPHONE
$12.45
("Siri"ously delicious, ask her) boursin cheese,grilled mushrooms
& onions w/sweet potato fries
THE TIM THOMAS
$10.85
(politically select) jack cheese burger w/ chili, salsa, sour cream,
& French fries
THE BARACK OBAMA
(one and done?) with feta cheese, lettuce, tomato, red onion,
and french fries
$10.15
THE SARAH PALIN
(more guns than brains) with grilled onions & cheese sauce w/
french fries
$10.15
THE OPRAH
(her weight fluctuates more than the dow) BBQ sauce, bacon &
grilled onions w/ baked beans
$10.85
THE GUY FIERI
(it’s bananas) Muenster cheese, tomato, lettuce, red onion,
russian dressing & french fries
$10.15
THE JOE BIDEN
$10.85
(this guy is scary) with bacon, american cheese & BBQ sauce, w/
french fries
THE DEVAL PATRICK
(Will tax your taste buds) monterey jack cheese, jalapenos, and
salsa, with french fries
$10.85
THE MICHELLE OBAMA
$10.15
(she’s hot & spicy) blue cheese burger with cajun seasoning and
french fries
THE AFGHAN
$10.15
(attack this & you’ll never leave) TURKEY burger w/ blue cheese
dressing, hot sauce, and fries
THE ELLSBURY
$10.15
(fit and delicious) a VEGGIE burger w/ red peppers, feta, tomato,
red onion, garlic mayo, & fries
THE MITT ROMNEY
(2012 or bust) with swiss cheese, grilled onions, & onion rings
$11.70
THE TOM WERNER
( Good "FRIENDS" w/Mr. Bartley) bacon cheddar burger and
french fries
$10.15
THIS LADY GAGA
$11.70
(lady gag me) with provolone cheese, grilled peppers, and sweet
potato fries
THE FACEBOOK
(watch for us in the movie) topped w/ BBQ sauce, & cole slaw,
w/ French fries
$10.15
THE BOBBY VALENTINE
(no fried chicken or beer allowed) w/ garlic, teriyaki, and a side
of creamy cole slaw
$10.15
THE MAYOR MUMBLES MENINO
(1st non English speaking mayor) topped w/ fried egg, bacon,
cheese & fries
$11.40
THE ELIZABETH WARREN "liberaly anointed"
with swiss cheese & grilled peppers w/potato salad
$10.15
THE RICK SANTORUM (Heavenly)
jalapeno pineapple relish, cajun, bacon & grilled onions w/
french fries
$11.60
THE MRS. B
a burger no roll on a bed of spinach w/chopped egg, crumbled
bacon, walnuts, tomatoes, red onion, drizzled with lemon
vinagrette
$11.60
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