Jungle Juice
Jungle
Juice
Corwin Peck
Poetry will be made by all!
89plus and LUMA Foundation
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First Printing: 8:39 PM, 9 Feb 2017
ISBN 978-1-365-74627-7
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Published by LUMA Foundation as part of the 89plus
exhibition Poetry will be made by all! co-curated by
Hans Ulrich Obrist, Simon Castets, and Kenneth
Goldsmith at LUMA/Westbau, 30 January – 30 March
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Series editor: Danny Snelson
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Questions
Curtain or Light?
Disk or Couch?
Pink or Ham?
Pat or Rub?
Mouse or Short?
Little or Book?
Fish or Bass?
General Writing!!
ONE. SPORT
In general sports are active. Baseball for
instance, is played on a baseball diamond.
Players, which are different guys assigned to be
in a section, run the bases (of which there are
any number) after ball whap. Teams are called
things like, Cookie and Jamout. Nobody can tell
one baseball player from another though we are
certain. In a recent study, the people discovered
that yes, mind sports are sports too. Sports are
not by necessity physically active though they
must have stuff in them. Ah sports, can you think
of anything more bearing of fruit? Fruit Bears?
Fruit bears are rare but can be found in sewers.
Sports!
THREE. PLANT
A little soil, a little plant. The vast and various
realms of plant life is part of the deal we struck
up with him. He said no you mustn’t we said
greenness or divvy it up. Ok then. A plant bases
itself upon a power of shape. The shape green
the shape soil brown. If the herb garden in your
window? Yes, our own pizza garden and how she
was letting it go to seed, he said. He said hello.
FOUR. WEBSITE
Truly interestingly enough what websites
ultimately amount to is a situation known as
brain-gut signal issues. Not to be confused with
other more theatrical problems. Websites borrow
directly from our impulse to identify impressions
of reality via search engine indexes and had at
one point a profound impact on the integration
of their counterpart, rock climbing, into a deeper
and narrower valley of myths, illusions and
famous people.
FIVE. ROCK MUSIC
I.E. The Rolling Stones et al., who subvert the
normalization of strategies our unconscious
holds critical. The drums etc the guitar etc etc.
After the initial verse, a chorus. After the initial
chorus, a verse. Going along perfectly distorted
can only be religious. Rock etc comma music
etc etc.
SIX. CAMERA
Cameras transfer things. One thing in one
thing, clickbam, one thing in another thing.
Quotation marks or something. While point and
shoot cameras provide the highest meaning to
cost to fun to truth ration, digital SLR (slamming
lens rightnow) cameras are heavier and darker.
Photo tip one: see something camera it. Photo
tip two: Bored? Camera. When properly
cameraed everything is of great intrigue. The
mysteries of Jupiter and annuity are only
discovered via cameras.
EIGHT. CANDY
Candy is a rare art form not easily translated
into traditional American English and therefore
it’s so good I love candy yes candy candy. Has
sweetness. In reality yes candy can be what we
all need and want candy to be which is sweet
candy. Just last night as well as the other day a
strange man about six seven feet tall trotted
over to my seat on the fancy balcony and
started making candy in a box. A box not
formally trained or actually box like. Six seven
hours later he said, wham, he said candy.
NINE. MACHINE
Appliance, contraption, contrivance,
mechanism, engine, gadget, food, cat, seat,
book, peanut, shoe, finger, letter, glass, lick,
hair, roll, John, Barry, Ike, forest, light, exit,
long, region, cold, friendship, puppy.
TEN. TRENDING
Absolutely the trend factor plays a distinct role
in the creation. How many are there? Where?
How was the interest? How/Where is the taste?
Who? And so on and, and such such, but!
Really it’s closer to the color of it and how the
color of it is tried out. The trend or rule and
thing à la current climates and how much in
season produce exactly.
FOURTEEN. BOOK
Don’t know really, the round symposium
proposed apropos words. Funny and blank, yet
malleable to become the jelly, a material with
colour and shape taste-- matte but glossy or
glossed over to fill. Then, snack machine. In the
truth section we are confronted with man.
Alphabetizing was an interesting point. But
paper. Paper paper.
Curtain or Light?
Curtain
My buddy Colby’s
Facebook Friends
Ana Sofia Joanes
Letisha Gary-Commey
Ama Nyamekye
Sarah Moon
Anne Keenan
Jessica Pearson
Michael Marcelle
Richelle Zizian
Alexis Coe
Arianne Doucette
Joel Roston
Patrick Crowley
Jim Abdou
Jessica Rohrer
Isaac Tilton
Ted Glick
Military Families Speak Out
Stephen Eagle Funk
Jeremiah Zagar
Dana Morris
Diana Marie Delgado
Chris Owens
Zac Dempster
Gabriele Holtermann-Gorden
Perry O'Brien
Sal Ski
Jeremy Yaches
Candace Lombardi
Alexis Cutten
John Murray
Derrick Ableman
Walter Shih
Lauren Wille
Julian King
Siri Wilson
Samuel Autman
Marc Beroz
Elijah Saintonge
Jonathan Sparks
Jess Greer
Alison Dolack
Ben Robbins
Angela Law
Jeff Jay
Celia Ellenberg
Erin Peck Yarema
David Wain
Lankaster Peabottom
Omar Zayed
Elizabeth Masalsky
Joy Drury Cox
John Jennison
Mary Helena Clark
Mara's Homemade
Justin St Onge
Sander Hicks
Michael Emperor
Glenn Greenwald
Travis Kern
George Sempepos
Earl Bunting
Angelo Valencia
Sean Sweeney
Crandall Miller
Gloria Mattera
Priyanka Mitra-Hahn
Ris Tyrrell
Sean Sweeney
James Lane
George Sempepos
Daniella Liebling
Gloria Mattera
Angelo Valencia
Kathryn Knighton
Michael Emperor
Justin St Onge
Kathleen Costello
Earl Bunting
Anya Szykitka
Travis Kern
Crandall Miller
Stefanie Mosley
Ian Hays
Overflow Mag
Sally Mason
Phil DePaolo
Cleopatra's Greenpoint
Colin D. Young
Jason Yeafoli
Brooklyn Rail
Genia Gould
Mark Borino
Damiano Beltrami
Lisa Riordan Seville
Jon Cammisa
Laura Koch
Cory Forsyth
Rob Richie
Jolie Laide
Gene Russianoff
Lynne Serpe
Hamidou Boucary Ouologuem
Ross Cohen
Jere Hester
Hannah Williams
Angie Venezia
Jason Corbett
Souichi Watanabe
Missy Lion Boyle
Kana Yako
Alisa Berry
Piper Carty
Jacob Victorine
Sam Beroz
Miyuki Tsujimoto
Erin Kordis Parker
Shonni Enelow
Cade Beck
Daniel Rosales Galindo
Jared Kelso
David Keith Cobb
Devin Corbett
Hiroki Kondo
Natsumi Takagi
Christy Crosswielder
Brandon A. Lucas
Treehouse Brooklyn
Michael Flores
Bar Matchless
Jose N. Vasquez
Alum Relations
Tom Vigliotta
Michael Mcdonnell
Kevin Kelly
Patrick Williams
Uppinder Mehan
Arianna Lomas Gómez
Nathan Caswell
Sean Quinn
Max Blumenthal
Shenandoah Ableman
Chris Prodoehl
Heather Frutig
Karl Schafer
Joshua Loring
Anna Shapiro
Brian Corbett
Yahaira Castro
Meg McBride
Kris James D'Agostino
Setty Mc
Michael O'Neil
Chef Jeff
Corwin Peck
Daniel Goldstein
Roberto Forgione
Christopher Schuetze
Jason Owen
Vincent Onorati
Sarah Johnson
Toni Mead
Meredith Benjamin
Eric Lecuyer
Stephen Priest
Christine Onorati
Carmela Mejia
Dana Rapoport
Jeremy Savlen
Fabian Bouthillette
Anne Libi Ryan
Yahaira Castro
Matt Engel
Sam Roudman
Anna Bowers
Lauren Clark
Owen Curtin
Eric Brackett
Mark Knight
Timothy Miller
Alex Crabb
John McWilliams
Ella Keffer
Tim Harper
Andrew Most
Stephen Lucek
Clifford Endo Gulibert
Jordan Hendren
Jeffrey David Greene
Ruby Birns
Thomas McBee
Jennie Smith-Peers
Tess Kirtz
Sophie Donelson
Jon Leonard
David Metcalfe
Jon Dewitt
Elizabeth Kenderdine
Amanda Lydon
Mark Hatch
Shaina Robbins
Jason Bennett
Vernee Vernee
Alexe Lopes
Joshua Banville
Torre St. Saviour
Kristin Broumas
Matt Dupee
Jessica Flask Nolette
Doug Erickson
Erin Harris
Amanda Staples
Bonnie Nesbitt Polak
DeWayne Dickerson
Ronnie Oliver
Kayla Riccio Willis
Kate Harris Jay
Sasha Randall Malone
Mike Poorman
Eli Dolleman
Jennifer Champion-Gerrish
Nathan O'Tash
Karen Jones Champion
David Corbett
Heather Beard
Alyson Behrendt
Ryan S. Carlson
Meagan Roy
Erica Gaeta
Gemma Borealis
Jill Sawyer
Jennifer Damon
Mike Todd
Elijah Mckenney
Julia Jones Cunningham
Kim O'Donnell
Cassady Cadillac
Kelcy McNamara
Cristobol Lordo
James Welsch
Kimberly Abruzzo
Bobby Melok
Opus Moreschi
Jessica Dailey
Liza Eckert
Stephen Dougherty
Vineeth T. Chacko
Carl Stephen Gaines
Aashish Jethra
Jason Hupe
Amy MacMillan
Emily Sullivan Hanson
Loren Erlanger
Nate Gibson
Mitchell Trinka
Amy Simmons
Jesse Guillory
Emily Johnson
Nadia Sussman
Justin Michaud
Lauryn Lucy Brooke
Daniel Schwartzbaum
Luwana Dyer
Julie Ann Dulude
Michael Drury
Mindy Call
Suyeon Kim
Michelle Gardner
Meghan Thornton Eaton
Krissy Dolor
Samantha Stark
Christopher Mcneil
Matt Robinson
Jennifer Carney
Matt Graber
David Montalvo
Chika Moses
Thomas Chan
Daniel Vigue
Jordan Shakeshaft
Meagan Morris
Matt Moon
Brandon Murray
Erica Butler
Teresa Tomassoni
Deportation Dialogue
Barbara Gray
Erin McCarthy
Emily Lavin
Ethan Bassoff
Collin Orcutt
Stephen Reader
Kara Bloomgarden-Smoke
Tammy Poisson
Annais Morales
Matt Draper
Bianca Seidman
Melissa Carter
Dustin Hatch
James Kirkland
Sandy Bernier
Amy Vidalina
Mariana Keller
Lorelei Plotczyk
Jun Bustamante
Roxanna Asgarian
Vishal Persaud
Christine Streich
Kathryn Taylor
Shasta Mccue
Vivian Doskow
Maria Herrera
Kerri Mac
Ricardo Antonio Rodriguez
Katherine Gorell
Rachel Morrow Ferguson
Daniel Ham
Megan Gean
Peggy Truong
Megan Bungeroth
Joe Tacopino
Henry Gobiel
Julie Teixeira
Kirsten Melvey
Rebecca Hatch
Shawn Calo
Shawn Morris
Musikilu Mojeed
Stephanie Mello
Janet Lawrence
Nicholas Schroeder
Cory Davis
Janaka Stucky
Joe Boyle
Chester Soria
Brian Griffin
Kristin B. Cochran
Leila Zayed Musacchio
Brian 'Skip' White
Eliza Ronalds-Hannon
Annie Byrnes
Walter Smith-Randolph
Alanna Hale
Khristina Narizhnaya
Carla Murphy
Greg Viola
Adam Kaufman
Michael Cohen
Daniel Garretson
Slate H. Donaldson
Daniel Tucker
Alana Casanova-Burgess
Brittany Adams
David Morrissey
Emily Fischer
Judy Le
Perry Santanachote
James Suffern
Reid Pillifant
Jonathan Balthaser
Alison Walsh
Brad Hornbake
Lorian Wyzinski
Kate Bennett
Dan Chung
Drexophilius Vasektomy
Anne H Keffer
Alex Abad-Santos
Liza Monroy
Joy Wang
Christopher Gross
Graham Kates
Uche Abanobi
Leo Todd
Adam Rathe
Troy Pennell
Lindsay Salmon
Denise Chamoff Masalsky
Shane Dixon Kavanaugh
Doug Cornett
Aaron Adler
Dale W. Eisinger
Aaron Short
Andrea Swalec
D.j. Dolack
Matt Vittorioso
Ariane Moore
Hannah Rappleye
Madeline Hamilton
Azriel James Relph
Katie Honan
Simone Sebastian
Peter Shippy
Anna Sale
Noah Garfinkel
Disc or Couch?
Disc
Sweet Talk
I.
A: I don’t know
B: You don’t know if you love me?
A: Why do you talk all the time? This is so nice.
B: What’s that (points to scar on A’s leg.)
A: Oh, when I was little, I fell on the beach.
B: Really love doesn’t get you very far.
A: What do you mean?
B: You kiss, caress, but you’re still outside. It’s
like a house you can’t enter.
A: You can lose yourself in love.
B: But at other times you get inside people
without thinking. When it doesn’t matter.
A: I love you.
B: Why not be like the women in Italian films,
not shave under your arms?
A: I like American films better. It looks much
nicer.
B: But it’s less exciting.
A: You’ve nice eyebrows.
B: Do I?
A: That’s what counts most in Japan.
II.
C: I don’ know yet. Did I tell you I saw that guy
again you met at the club?
A: A Canadian? Yes, He’s a jerk
C: He tried to make out with you.
A: You were the second man in my life, does
that annoy you?
C: No, not at all.
A: Funny, men never want women to do what
men do. You didn’t have to rape me and slap
my face if you wanted me to be nice.
C: I’m sorry.
A: You’re always sorry, but you don’t forgive.
C: Sometimes I do.
A: You go so fast in your plane, feelings aren’t
like that.
C: Don’t exaggerate.
A: What do you think your faults are?
C: Why not my good points?
A: I’m more interested in your faults.
C: Pride, impatience, my love for you.
A: Mine are laziness, lying – no, not laziness
actually – but I’ve no willpower.
C: Take off your nightgown.
A: No, I’ll be cold.
III.
A: What is love to you?
B: My feelings for you.
A: No, think about it a bit more.
B: I assure you…
A: What does love really mean to you?
B: It really is what I feel. My feelings for you.
What I feel inside for you. It really is love!
A: Never mind me, speak for yourself.
B: But how can I? To me love is the link
between two people – oneself in relation to
another. Oneself in – uh – I don’t know…
A: What are your good points?
B: Why not my faults?
A: No, your good points.
B: Intelligence, suspicion.
A: Is that good? What else?
B: Sincerity…
A: And not your love for me?
B: That too. What are yours?
A: I’m not calculating. C called. He’s coming
back tonight.
B: Are you going to sleep with him?
A: Maybe, if he asks me to.
B: What do you mean maybe?
IV.
A: Are you crazy?
C: No, you’re beautiful!
A: Oh, go to hell! You’re crazy!
C: I told you they weren’t ours!
A: And this one? Can I put it on?
C: Yes, if you’re good.
Pink or Ham?
Ham
Peaks
1.The FBI/DEA
Special Agent Dale Cooper
Investigates the murder of Laura Palmer using
unorthodox methods, falls in love with Twin
Peaks and all its rural life, fascinated with the
paranormal. He practices Buddhism.
Played by Kyle MacLachlan
Albert Rosenfield
Abrasive forensics expert, whose arrogant
façade hides a spiritual nature.
Played by Miguel Ferrer
Chester Desmond
Investigates murder of Teresa Banks,
mysteriously disappears
Played by Chris Isaak
Sam Stanley
Forensics specialist, assists Desmond in the
investigation of Teresa Banks' murder
Played by Kiefer Sutherland
Phillip Jeffries
Long-lost FBI agent, who knows of the Lodges
and their inhabitants
Played by David Bowie
Roger Hardy
Agent working for Internal Affairs who
temporarily suspends Cooper from the FBI.
Played by Clarence Williams III
Gordon Cole
Regional Bureau Chief, known to shout
because he is hard-of-hearing.
Played by David Lynch
Dennis/Denise Bryson
Cross-dressing DEA agent who investigates
drug allegations against Dale Cooper
Played by David Duchovny
2. Sheriff's Department
Sheriff Harry S. Truman
Lover of Josie Packard and friend of Cooper.
Helps him solve the Laura Palmer case.
Played by Michael Ontkean
Deputy Andy Brennan
Dorky deputy, lover of Lucy.
Played by Harry Goaz
Deputy Hawk
Native American, expert tracker
Played by Michael Horse
Lucy Moran
Receptionist, on and off lover of Deputy
Brennan
Played by Kimmy Robertson
Cappy Young
Male assistant at the police station
Played by Ron Kirk
3. Palmer family
Laura Palmer
Murder victim and the center of the story,
linked to almost everyone in Twin Peaks
Played by Sheryl Lee
Leland Palmer
Laura's father, known for his compulsive
singing and dancing, lawyer.
Played by Ray Wise
Sarah Palmer
Laura's psychic mother
Played by Grace Zabriskie
Maddy Ferguson
Laura's nearly identical cousin
Played by Sheryl Lee
4. Hayward family
Doctor William Hayward
Doctor of Twin Peaks, assists on the autopsy of
Laura Palmer
Played by Warren Frost
Eileen Hayward
Doctor Hayward's wheelchair-using wife
Played by Mary Jo Deschanel
Donna Hayward
Laura's best friend, lover of James Hurley
Played by Lara Flynn Boyle/Moira Kelly
Harriet Hayward
Donna's younger sister
Played by Jessica Wallenfels
Gersten Hayward
Donna's youngest sister
Played by Alicia Witt
5. Horne family
Ben Horne
Wealthy businessman, owns Great Northern
Hotel, Horne's Department Store and a brothel
on the Canadian border.
Played by Richard Beymer
Jerry Horne
Ben's playboy brother and business partner.
Played by David Patrick Kelly
Sylvia Horne
Ben's constantly angry wife.
Played by Jan D'Arcy
Audrey Horne
Ben's sultry teenage daughter
Played by Sherilyn Fenn
Johnny Horne
Ben's mentally handicapped son,
tutored by Laura
Played by Robert Davenport/Robert Bauer(2)
6. Packard/Martell Family
Josie Packard
Widowed sawmill owner with a dark past,
lover of Sheriff Truman, tutored by Laura.
Played by Joan Chen
Andrew Packard
Late owner of the Packard Sawmill and
husband of Josie
Played by Dan O'Herlihy
Catherine Martell
Sister of Andrew, schemes with secret lover
Ben Horne to burn down the sawmill.
Played by Piper Laurie
Pete Martell
Long-suffering husband of Catherine, fishing
and chess enthusiast, found Laura's body
Played by Jack Nance
7. Briggs family
Major Garland Briggs
Intelligent and gifted Air Force officer involved
in Project Blue Book, deep-space monitoring,
and the woods surrounding Twin Peaks.
Played by Don S. Davis
Betty Briggs
Unassuming and loving wife and mother
Played by Charlotte Stewart
Bobby Briggs
Rebellious teenager, captain of the
football team, boyfriend of Laura Palmer,
secret lover of Shelly Johnson
Played by Dana Ashbrook
8. Hurley/Jennings triangle
Big Ed Hurley
Owner of Big Ed's Gas Farm, secret lover
of Norma Jennings
Played by Everett McGill
Nadine Hurley
Ed's one-eyed, super-strong, curtain drapeobsessed wife
Played by Wendy Robie
James Hurley
Ed's nephew, secret lover of Laura Palmer,
later lover of Donna Hayward
Played by James Marshall
Norma Jennings
Double-R Diner owner, lover of Big Ed Hurley,
organizer of Meals on Wheels with Laura.
Played by Peggy Lipton
Hank Jennings
Norma's husband, criminal on parole,
conspirator with Josie Packard
Played by Chris Mulkey
Annie Blackburn
Younger sister of Norma, an ex-nun with
a troubled past.
Played by Heather Graham
9. The Johnsons
Leo Johnson
Trucker and drug-runner, had a sexual
relationship with Laura Palmer.
Played by Eric Da Re
Shelly Johnson
Abused young wife of Leo, waitress at Norma's
diner, secret lover of Bobby Briggs
Played by Mädchen Amick
10. One Eyed Jack's/ Renault family
Jacques Renault
Canadian croupier, drug-runner, and bartender
at the Roadhouse. Had sexual relationship with
Laura Palmer
Played by Walter Olkewicz
Bernard Renault
Youngest Renault brother, mules drugs over
the border
Played by Clay Wilcox
Jean Renault
Oldest and most dangerous Renault brother,
veteran criminal, insurance agent.
Played by Michael Parks
Blacky O'Reilly
The madame of One Eyed Jacks
Played by Victoria Catlin
Nancy O'Reilly
Blackie's sister, lover of Jean Renault
Played by Galyn Görg
11. Other locals
Ronette Pulaski
Former employee of Horne's Department Store
and One Eyed Jacks, was with Laura the night
she died
Played by Phoebe Augustine
Dr. Lawrence Jacoby
Eccentric former psychiatrist of Laura with an
obsession for Hawaii
Played by Russ Tamblyn
Mike Nelson
Bobby's best friend, high school wrestling
champ, ex-boyfriend of Donna.
Played by Gary Hershberger
Margaret Lanterman a.k.a. "The Log Lady"
Mystic, widow who divines through a log she
carries with her everywhere
Played by Catherine E. Coulson
Harold Smith
Agoraphobic horticulturist, Laura's Meals on
Wheels friend
Played by Lenny Von Dohlen
Emory Battis
Store manager of Horne's Department Store,
recruits girls from the perfume counter to work
at One Eyed Jack's
Played by Don Amendolia
Dick Tremayne
Pretentious employee of Men's Department
at Horne's, ex-lover of Lucy
Played by Ian Buchanan
The Elderly Room Service Waiter
Elderly bellhop at the Great Northern with a link
to the Lodges and the Giant in particular Played
by Hank Worden
Roadhouse SingerAngelic singer at the
Roadhouse, known for her dream-like voice
Played by Julee Cruise
Mayor Dwayne Milford
Long-time mayor of Twin Peaks, has an
ongoing feud with his brother Dougie
Played by John Boylan
Dougie Milford
Played by Publisher of the Twin Peaks Gazette
local newspaper, known to marry often Played
by Tony Jay
Lana Budding Milford
Seductive fiancée of Dwayne, and widow of
Dougie, known to charm almost any man that's
around her
Played by Robyn Lively
12. Outsiders
Evelyn Marsh
Rich woman who James Hurley runs into,
and who is beaten by her husband
Played by Annette McCarthy
Thomas Eckhardt
Former business partner of Andrew Packard,
obsessively in love with Josie Packard
Played by David Warner
Jones Thomas Eckhardt's assistant
Played by Brenda Strong
Teresa Banks
First victim, found almost exactly one year
before the murder of Laura Palmer
Played by Pamela Gidley
Windom Earle
Psychotic but brilliant ex-partner of Cooper,
desires the powers of the Lodges
Played by Kenneth Welsh
John Justice Wheeler
Friend of Ben Horne and later falls in love with
Audrey Horne
Played by Billy Zane
Judy Swain
Foster care aid for orphan child
Played by Molly Shannon
13. Lodge Inhabitants
The Man from Another Place
Enigmatic dwarf, inhabitant of the Red Room.
Played by Michael J. Anderson
MIKE
Spirit, former associate and now opponent of
BOB, inhabits shoe salesman Phillip Gerard,
"The One-Armed Man"
Played by Al Strobel
BOB
Malevolent spirit, haunts the woods and
inhabits humans, killer of Laura.
Played by Frank Silva
The Giant
A supernatural giant who appears at key
moments and provides Cooper with cryptic
clues. Played by Carel Struycken
Mrs Tremond/Chalfont
Link to the Lodges and intentions unclear
Played by Frances Bay
Pierre Tremond/Chalfont
Mrs Tremond/Chalfont's grandson, link to the
Lodges and intentions unclear
Played by Austin Jack Lynch/Jonathan J.
Leppell(3)
Pat or Rub?
Rub
Shield
And first Hephaestus makes a great and massive shield,
blazoning well-wrought emblems all across its surface, raising a
rim around it, glittering, triple-ply with a silver shield-strap run
from edge to edge and five layers of metal to build the shield
itself, and across its vast expanse with all his craft and cunning
the God creates a world of gorgeous immortal work. There he
made the earth and there the sky and the sea and the
inexhaustible blazing sun and the moon rounding full and there
the constellations, all that crown the heavens, and Pleiades and
the Hyades, Orion in all his power too and the Great Bear that
mankind also call the Wagon: she wheels on her axis always
fixed, watching the Hunter, and she alone is denied a plunge in
the Ocean’s baths. And he forged on the shield two noble cities
filled with mortal men. With weddings and wedding feasts in
one and under glowing torches they brought forth the brides
from the women’s chambers, marching through the streets
while choir on choir the wedding song rose high and the young
men came dancing, whirling round in rings and among them
flutes and harps kept up their stirring call- women rushed to the
doors and each stood moved with wonder. And the people
massed, streaming into the marketplace where a quarrel had
broken out and two men struggled over the blood-prince for a
kinsman just murdered. One declaimed in public, vowing
payment in full- the other spurned him, he would not take a
thing- so both men pressed for a judge to cut the knot. The
crowd cheered on both, they took both sides, but heralds held
them back as the city elders sat on polished stone benches,
forming the sacred circle, grasping in hand the staffs of clearvoiced heralds, and each leapt to his feet to plead the case in
turn. Two bars of solid gold shone on the ground before them, a
prized for the judge who’d speak the straightest verdict. But
circling the other city camped a divided army gleaming in battlegear, and two plans split their ranks: to plunder the city or share
the riches with its people, hoards the handsome citadel stored
within its depths. But the people were not surrendering, not at
all. They armed for a raid, hoping to break the siege- loving
wives and innocent children standing guard on the ramparts,
flanked by elders bent with age as men march out to war. Ares
and Pallas led them, both burnished gold, gold the attire they
donned, and great, magnificent in their armor- gods for all the
world, looming up in their brilliance, towering over troops. And
once they reached the perfect spot for attack, a watering place
where all the herds collected, there they crouched, wrapped in
glowing bronze. Detached from the ranks, two scouts took up
their posts, the eyes of the army waiting to spot a convoy, the
enemy’s flocks and crook-horned cattle coming… Come they
did, quickly, two shepherds behind them, playing their hearts
out on their pipes- treachery never crossed their minds. But the
soldiers saw them, rushed them, cut off at a stroke the herds of
oxen and sleek sheep-flocks glistening silver-gray and killed the
herdsmen too. Now the besiegers, soon as they heard the
uproar burst from the cattle as they debated, huddled in council,
mounted at once behind their racing teams, rode hard to the
rescue, arrived at once, and lining up for assault both armies
battled it out along the river banks- they ranked each other with
hurtling bronze-tipped spears. And Strife and Havoc plunged in
the fight, and violent Death- now seizing a man alive with fresh
wounds, now one unhurt, now hauling a dead man through the
slaughter by the heels, the cloak on her back stained red with
human blood. So they clashed and fought like living, breathing
men grappling each other’s corpses, dragging off the dead. And
he forged a fallow field, broad rich plowland tilled for the third
time, driving them up and back and soon as they’d reach the
end-strip, moving into the turn, a man would run up quickly and
hand them a cup of honeyed, mellow wine as the crews would
turn back down along the furrows, pressing again to reach the
end of the deep fallow field and the earth churned black behind
them, like churning, solid gold as it was- that was the wonder of
Hephaestus’ work. And he forged a king’s estate where
harvesters labored, reaping the ripe grain, swinging their
whetted scythes. Some stalks fell in line with the reapers, row
on row, and others the sheaf-binders girded round with ropes,
three binders standing over the sheaves, behind them boys
gathering up the cut swaths, filling their arms, supplying grain to
the binders, endless bundles. And there in the midst the king,
scepter in hand at the head of the reaping-rows, stood tall in
silence, rejoicing in his heart. And off to the side, beneath a
spreading oak, the heralds were setting out the harvest feast,
they were dressing a great ox they had slaughtered, while
attendant women poured out barely, generous, glistening
handfuls strewn for the reapers’ midday mean. And he forged a
thriving vineyard loaded with clusters, bunches of lustrous
grapes in gold, ripening deep purple and climbing vines shot up
on silver vine-poles. And round it he cut a ditch in dark blue
enamel and round the ditch he staked a fence in tin. And one
lone footpath led toward the vineyard and down it the pickers
ran whenever they went to strip the grapes at vintage- girls and
boys, their hearts leaping in innocence, bearing away the sweet
ripe fruit in wicker baskets. And there among them a young boy
plucked his lyre, so clear it could break the heart with longing,
and what he sang was a dirge for the dying year, lovely… his
fine voice rising and falling low as the rest followed, all together,
frisking, singing, shouting, their dancing footsteps beating out
the time. And he forged on the shield a herd of longhorn cattle,
working the bulls in beaten gold and tin, lowing loud and
rumbling out of the farmyard dung to pasture along a rippling
stream, along the swaying reeds. And the golden drovers kept
the herd in line, four in all, with nine dogs at their heels, their
paws flickering quickly- a savage roar!- a crashing attack-and a
pair of ramping lions had seized a bull from the cattle’s front
ranks- he bellowed out as they dragged him off in agony. Packs
of dogs and the young herdsmen rushed to help but the lions
ripping open the hide of the huge bull were gulping down the
guts and the black pooling blood while the herdsmen yelled the
fast pack on- no use. The hounds shrank from the sinking teeth
in the lions, they balked, hunching close, barking, cringing
away. And the famous crippled Smith forged a meadow deep in
a shaded glen for shimmering flocks to graze, with shepherds’
steadings, well-roofed huts and sheepfolds. And the crippled
Smith brought all his art to bear on a dancing circle, broad as
the circle Deadalus once laid out on Cnossos’ spacious fields
for Ariadne the girl with lustrous hair. Here young boys and
girls, beauties courted with costly gifts of oxen, danced and
danced, linking their arms, gripping each other’s wrists. And the
girls wore robes of linen light and flowing, the boys wore
finespun tunics rubbed with a gloss of oil, the girls were
crowned with a bloom of fresh garlands, the boys swing golden
daggers hung on silver belts. And now they would run in rings
on their skilled feet, nimbly, quickly as a crouching potter spins
his wheel, palming it smoothly, giving it practice twirls to see it
run, and now they would run in rows, in rows crisscrossing
rows- rapturous dancing. A breathless crowd stood round them
stuck with joy and through them a pair of tumblers dashed and
sprang, whirling in leaping handsprings, leading on the dance.
And he forged the Ocean River’s might power girdling round the
outmost rim of the welded indestructible shield. And once the
god had made that great and massive shield he made Achilles
a breastplate brighter than gleaming fire, he made him a sturdy
helmet to fit the fighter’s temples, beautiful, burnished work, and
raised its golden crest and made him greaves of flexing, pliant
tin. Now, when the famous crippled Smith had finished off that
grand array of armor, lifting it in his arms he laid it all at the feet
of Achilles’ mother Thetis- and down she flashed like a hawk
from snowy Mount Olympus bearing the brilliant gear, the god
of fire’s gift.
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1. Summary
Jungle Juice is the name given to an
improvised mix of liquor that is usually served
for group consumption. Most jungle juice
mixtures contain large quantities of hard alcohol
mixed with a variety of fruit juices. For example,
jungle juice may contain everclear, rum, gin,
tequila, vodka, wine, mixed with orange,
grapefruit, grape, apple, pineapple, or other
juices for flavor and to stretch the quantity of
alcohol. In addition, some jungle juice batches
contain chunks of various fruits, such as
pineapples, watermelons, or grapes. Another
common recipe for large batches mixes
everclear and frozen juice concentrate in a
large container, such as a garbage can, diluted
with tap water to desired strength. Jungle juice
can also be made with Kool-Aid; this is
sometimes called “Hunch Punch.” A gin-based
drink is the gin bucket, containing gin, fruits,
and Fresca and served out of a suitable sized
bucket. Jungle juice is sometimes called spodie
(suh-pO-dee) or wop. (Rhythm and blue singerguitarist-songwriter Stick McGhee, the brother
of blues legend Brownie McGhee, celebrated
the concoction under both names in two of his
songs, “Drinkin’ Wine Sp-Dee-O-Dee” and
“Jungle Juice”; an allmusic.com profile of the
bluesman suggest the former song may have
helped give jungle juice the nickname “spodie.”)
It is often an inexpensive means of getting
many people intoxicated (or “drunk”) at parties.
Every celebrant brings something to contribute
to the festivities. Any Fruit juice or soda is an
acceptable addition to the mix. Fruit-based and
neutral alcohols are also good. Brown alcohols,
especially whiskey, are not used, as they make
the wop unpalatable, nor beer, which creates
an unpleasant flavor. The fruit is usually eaten
as well, as it will have absorbed considerable
alcohol. There are countless recipes and even
websites devoted solely to jungle juice. The
term has also been used for similar less-thanreputable alcoholic concoctions. There are
several popular explanations regarding the
origin of the name. Generally, it is believed that
the name originates from the drink’s potency,
causing an extreme state of inebriation and this
causing the drinker to exhibit animal-like
behavior. Alternatively it has been suggested
that the pioneers of the drink were soldiers in
military stations in a jungle, who threw together
what alcohol and other drinks they had.
2. Experience
A.
Back in the day when my dad was young he
made a ton of wop at this
huge party he through. Anyways, towards the
end of the night when the
jungle juice was getting low someone notice
something in it... A FISH!
Haha anyways to make a long story short the
wasted person that saw it
puked, causing another person to puke and
another and another.
I have never been this extreme but have thrown
chocolate syrup and
weird stuff like that in it and no one even
noticed.
That’s how good it is.
B.
As a fraternity member I do drink jungle juice in
my fraternity house because I know who makes
it and how it is made. However, going to a
random party and drinking jungle juice? I don't
think so," Ramirez said. "I have heard many
horror stories. For example, my freshman year,
I [saw] people drink jungle juice out of black
garbage bags as well as bathtubs, which I
personally think is ridiculous and extremely
dangerous. But hey, if you are willing to take
that risk, you deal with the consequences.
When the police busted the party and talked to
the people that lived there they found jungle
juice in a bathtub in their house and [the hosts]
admitted to peeing and putting pubic hairs in
the bathtub," Daun-Barnett said. "Jungle juice is
not kept in cleanly places, we find it in tubs,
sinks, storage totes and garbage cans…you
don't really know what else is in there or how
clean it is.
C.
Never drink that shit it fucks you up so bad.
Last night there was this big party in the same
spot as in the "This Past Weekend" post. So
basically it was me, BarnIncident, Siege,
Argento, and Yosh. We have all convinced
Argento to be the designated driver for the night
and we're gonna leave from BarnIncident's
house at about 9:15. I actually tried a Carib
beer at BarnIncident's house and I have to say
that beer sucks major ass. We arrive at the
party around 9:45 since it is far away from
where we live. There are many people there
when we arrive and a good amount of alcohol,
but no cups. So mixed drinks are out until the
cups get there which were supposedly on their
way at the time. I content myself with drinking
beer and doing quick shots from some of the
handles that were wandering around the party.
There I run into a friend of mine, Corn, who is
British and pretty hilarious because he basically
lives to party and get tanked. So I'm drinking
and just chilling out; building a buzz and giving
Argento and BarnIncident pointers on how to
work it with girls they like. Sometimes, all
certain guys need is a push in the right direction
you know?
And suddenly the Jungle Juice arrives. Many
people do not know what Jungle Juice is which
makes it even more dangerous if they're
drinking it without knowledge of what it
contains. Let me explain: Jungle Juice has
many different recipes throughout the country,
but most of these recipes involve quite a large
amount of grain alcohol. Grain alcohol is also
known as Everclear by some and it is rated at
190 proof or 95% alcohol content by volume.
Basically, it's like pure alcohol which means it
can really get you hammered, but it also tastes
like shit so it needs to be heavily mixed with
juice like kool-aid or whatever your respective
recipe calls for. This mixing to hide the taste is
what makes Jungle Juice so dangerous
because you can't taste the alcohol so many
people get carried away not realizing how much
they are actually getting with each drink. We
had 4 gallons of the stuff. 1 gallon of grain
alcohol and 3 gallons of Kool-Aid which means,
forgive my math if I'm wrong, that each gallon of
Kool-Aid contains 43 ounces of grain alcohol.
So in a 10 ounce cup that's a pretty decent
amount of alcohol in the one drink. I had 4
cups.
By an hour into the party Siege and I are
singing Oklahoma while swaying drunkenly
back and forth. I am drinking beers now and I
think I must have had like 8 beers plus a couple
shots and the 4 cups of Jungle Juice by the end
of the party. There were not many hilarious
incidents for most of the party besides me
calling Corn a "stupid British fuck" and telling
him to speak English when he said he needed
to take a "slash" which means piss in British. All
I know is that by the time it was nearing the end
of the party I had my arm around two freshmen
girls who were only so-so and I was hitting on
them relentlessly. I had such massive beer
goggles on I might as well have been blind. It
was embarrassing. I also remember talking to
this kid Train and he was like, "I like fucking fat
chicks." When he said that I was stunned, I
wanted to throw up. Instead, I randto the
balcony above the main room and shouted out
to everyone at the top of my lungs, "TRAIN
LIKES TAGGING WHALES!!!!!" An empty can
went flying past my head so I figured it was time
to duck down from there.
My drunkeness progressed to the point where I
was having Corn teach me how to crush beer
cans against my head. It is actually not as hard
as it seems, but it is also quite painful. Even
when you're so hammered you can't feel
anything. I must have crushed like over 10 cans
because I got out of hand when I got excited
because I realized I could do it and marched
proudly around the party crushing any empty
cans I could find against the right side of my
head. Now we come to practically the end of
the party and this girl that Argento really likes
(we'll call her TheBitch) is complaining about
how we're gonna try and fit 7 kids in the car
because I told Corn we'd give him a ride. I said
flat out to her face: "Fuck you, I'd rather have
fucking Corn in the car than you." Needless to
say she did not take that comment lightly. We
reach Argento's car and we proceed to use our
drunken logic to try and squeeze everyone in.
We end up putting me, Siege, Corn, and
BarnIncident squished together in the backseat.
Yosh takes shotgun and TheBitch will have to
ride on his lap. She seems hesitant so I yell out
the door, "TheBitch you're sitting on Yosh's
fucking lap, I don't care if he's a minority. Get in
the car!"(Yosh is latino) Everyone laughed
except TheBitch.
The car ride home was rather interesting
because none of us could read the directions
properly while drunk so we were of no help to
Argento. Not to mention the fact that we tended
to randomly break into song like when we
began shouting U2's "Vertigo" at the top of our
lungs. It was probably the worst rendition ever
done of that song in history. Plus, the ride was
filled with comments from us bugging TheBitch
such as when I asked Yosh if he had an
erection yet. Again the comment from the bitch,
"Fuck you." By the time we dropped TheBitch
and Yosh off and got back to BarnIncident's
house my voice was so hoarse from yelling all
night that I sounded like a lung cancer patient.
BarnIncident's sister, who is not bad looking I
have to say...sorry man but it's true, and two of
her friends are there. They are also freshmen,
but my drunken mind sees only that they are
females and no other details. Corn and I light
up a stogie and let the girls take a couple hits.
They had already been at a small party that
night which was surprising considering they are
freshmen. During this time I drink two Red
Stripe beers. I think I was pretty shitfaced, or
"sloshed" as Corn calls it. People filtered
upstairs including Corn (and this kid wants to
party with me in Barbados these next two
weeks and he's crashing out at like 2 AM?
Jeez) until it is only me and BarnIncident's
sister left.
One thing led to another and before I know it
she is on her knees in front of me with her face
right in front of my crotch and is proceeding to
unbuckle my belt. I mean, I hadn't even touched
her or hooked up with her and she is going right
after the goods. Luckily, I realized what was
going on and was like Whoa! This CANNOT
happen! And yes BarnIncident knows what
went on and he thinks it's pretty funny. Now the
rest of the night I cannot give details on simply
because I don't remember any of it. I remember
leaving BarnIncident's house and going to hang
out with some kids I know from outside of
school. All I know is that I woke up on the couch
at home at like 6 AM and I had 67 dollars and 3
cents in my pocket and I had one of those big
long sticks of Starburst. The thing is, I didn't
have any money in my pocket when I left
BarnIncident's.
So anyways that was the night. I'm finishing this
story on a balcony in Naples, Florida. If anyone
who reads this lives near there and wants to
party then drop me a line on my blog e-mail.
After this Wednesday I will be going down to
Barbados in the Carribean. I will have free highspeed internet access at the hotel there so I
should be able to keep a running update of my
exploits there which should be pretty crazy
haha.
D.
around here we call it wop, swims also drank
some pink panty dropper (swim didn't get any
tail though
) last night which is why he is
posting in this 5 year old thread. swim has
enough good wop stories to keep him busy for
years and most of them end with "then i
blacked out", now he usually steers clear of this
vile shit. swims only personally made one,
doesn't remember what they put in it.
the worst was this stuff that one of his friends
would make, he heard it was with clear kool aid,
after only 3 cups of it swim blacked out woke up
and did not expect what he did the night before.
swim was out till 5 in the fucking morning and
doesn't remember anything after midnight.
before then everyone else was acting a fool too,
one of his guy friends kissed another male
friend right on the lips (these were like wangster
people so thats why it was kinda funny).
anyway swim stumbled into his dads house (
unannounced and with his ex girlfriend) at 5 in
the morning as his dad was leaving for work, it
was not a good night for swim when he woke
up he was thinking he went home at a semi
decent hour, 2ish.
another time this rich kid in high school threw a
party at his family cabin which is on this little
piece of land right in the bluffs that was where
about 3 members of the family lived. his whole
family was out of town one time in high school
and he threw a HUGE party at the cabin,
double barrel, double wop. they had a
beer bong going from the second story loft
inside the cabin and going down to the floor of
the main room. pong table in each corner of the
house. people were doing rolls, swim and his
friend had some coke. one of his best friends
long term gf ( she was rolling) came up to swim,
grabbed his dick and asked these exact words "
do you have any rolls or blow" OMFG you gotta
be kidding swim. for one swim would never fuck
his buddy's chick, and two thats just so blunt
about the situation. everyone knows if swiy has
coke it makes it way easier to pick up chicks,
but to just come out and say it was just weird.
anyway the party got busted ( high school ) and
there was a good 60 or 70 people in there, but
someone saw it coming and we all took off and
climbed up the bluffs and in the woods, only
about ten people got drinking tickets, it was
pretty sweet.
one time his buddy was like yea were having a
wop. so swim goes over and it was just him and
like 3 of his buddies sitting with this tiny cooler
full of wap, it was so funny swim though he was
going to a party. the wop was awful, had so
much pulp and pineapple swim could hardly
drink it. one thing they put in it was those long
"super rope" liqerish things which was really
good, and they were drinking with twizlers as
straws.
Recipe
a.
2 handles of cheap grain vodka
2 cans of Country Time Pink Lemonade mix
Ice and water to taste
b.
1 handle of cheap vodka
5th of Everclear
1 liter of ginger ale
2 flavors of fruit punch
c.
2 handles of cheap vodka
1 liter of grain alcohol
2 cans of limeade concentrate
2 liters Sprite
2 cans of your favorite flavor of Kool Aid
Ice and Water to taste
d.
10 5-Hour Energy bottles
2 4-packs of Red Bull
2 Liters of grain alcohol
1 Handle of cheap gin or vodka
2 liters Sprite, Fresca, ginger ale or 7-Up
2 Cans of Country Time Lemonade mix
Ice and water to taste
e.
1 liter of grain alcohol
1 Handle of cheap vodka
6 light beers
2 liters Ginger Ale
1 large can of Country Time Lemonade mix
1 750ml pomegranate vodka
f.
1 litre of everclear (If available)
1 beer (12-40 oz)
1-2 litre of Triple Sec
1 half gallon (1.75 litre) of Vodka
1 half gallon of Run
1 litre of Watermelon Shnapps
.5-1 bottle of wine
1-2 gallon of Fruit Punch
g.
1-2 cans of frozen juice concentrate
1-3 packages of Kool-Aid
A bunch of chunks of watermellon, grapes,
oranges, strawberries, kiwis
and whatever else i can find
Soak for 4-24 hours
Party!
I.
1 L Everclear
5.25 L (3 1.75L bottles) Vodka
1 bottle Peach Schnapps
1 pint Bacardi 151 Proof Rum
1 bottle 99 Apples Apple Schnapps
10 L Sprite
1 L Sunny Delight
1 L Triple Sec
1.75 L bottle Gin
1 bottle DeKuyper Sour Apple Pucker
4 bottles Boone's Farm Strawberry Hill Wine
8 L Hawaiian Punch
2 containers Orange Juice concentrate
Fruit (as much as desired)
j.
1 l. Everclear
750 ml. bottles watermelon schnapps
1 750 ml. bottles strawberry schnapps
3 6 qt. containers strawberry lemonade mix1
watermelon
1 lb. strawberries
k.
1 case of (cheap) beer
1 handle of (cheap) vodka
Lemonade mix
l.
½ Gallon of Everclear
1 Gallon of Vodka
½ Gallon Rum
750 ml. Bottle Triple Sec
6 Cans Frozen Orange Juice Concentrate
1 gallon of Cranberry juice
3 cans Pineapple Juice
1 Bottle Jack Daniel’s
1 Bottle Southern Comfort
1 Bottle Apple schnapps
1 Bottle Seagram’s Whiskey
1 Bottle Bacardi White Rum
1 Gallon Sunny Delight
8 Liters Hawaiian Punch
2 Cans Orange Juice
4. Pertinent Youtube links
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CN1m7CZNa
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnDSM3FZB
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gp8MX5Rho
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oNld0kiTPTI
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oy87cADwX
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pawIfv8Rzw
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PHG45MUs2
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_7b5aAQPeE
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Appendix
A. SWIM
B. BONG
C. COCAINE
A.
B.
C.