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Picture of "Hollering Jones" at Favorite Diversion Caused'Hirri
to Reform.
The Southern league "race is exv
tremely close.
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Eddie Plank does not seem to have
slipped back so fast after all.
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Wilbur Cooper is t h e most effective
pitcher the Pirates have just now.
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Beck of t h e St Louis Cardinals has
one of t h e best throwing arms in the
big. league.
Louis Bierbauer of London, looks
like the cream of the Canadian league
first Backers.
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CUTICURA
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The Rochester club has secured
Pitcher Ernest Manning from the St.
Louis American, club.
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Outfielder Frank Long, who was let
out by the London team, has been
picked u p by Hamilton.
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The Boston Hed Sox a r e alleged to
be after Ty Cobb. In exchange they
would give Tris Speaker.
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Pitcher Al Damaree of the Giants is
not showing the classy goods he displayed in 1913,
And G u t i c u r a Ointment,
They afford complete satisfaction to all who rely upon
them for a clear skin, clean
scalp, good hair, and soft,
white hands.
ROCK COULDN'T FEAZE HIM
LOVES HIS HITS REVELATION WAS TOO MUCH
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Children, Color Up This Picture.
George Davis, once a White Sox
star, h a s been engaged a s a scout for
the New York. Highlanders.
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(Copyright, by McClure Newspaper Syndi'"Where would it look better?" asked;
cate.)
Big Stone Bounded Off Irishman, but
That American league race is one
the terrapin,
Long
time
ago,
when
the
hunters
of
the
prettiest
that Ban Johnson has
Killed Polander, Who "Couldn't
"Let me show you how well i t would been able to engineer i n years.
hrought in wild turkey from the hunt
Stand Much."
and the'little boys stood round to s e e look around my neck," said t h e tur'
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JoBh Devore has done some flitting
Representative Michael E . Conry of how big it was, or tried to swing i t key. And the terrapin handed ovei
since h e was a Qiaat, having been in
New York- used t o be employed i n the over" their shoulders as the hunters the fresh, red scalp.
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With a string the turkey tied it ua turn a Red, a Quaker a n d a Brave.
coal mines of Pennsylvania, One did, t h e old men would come into t h e
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morning as he was going t o work he group and ask the boys if they knew der his chin.
"Now," said t h e turkey, "I will wall1
The Pittsburgh Club has turned
m e t another Irishman all fixed u p in 'how t h e turkey got h i s beard.
Now, what the old men called t h e a little way and you can tell m e how pitcher Barney Butty over to the Des
hie Sunday clothes.
beard of the turkey was the long, red it looks." So h e walked a little waj Moines club, of the Western league.
"What's wrong?" asked Conry.
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"Notnin' wrong," answered the other strip of flesh which hangs under i t s and the terrapin called out that II
head; and because of i t the boys knew looked very well.
Benny Kauff, who Is leading the Fedlaborer.
that they were hot aUoweJL to eat any
"Now
I
will
fix
it
a
different
way
eral league with a batting average of
"But what's happened?"
meat from the turkey's neck. So- t h e
"Nothin's happened. A man'B got to boys would ask how the turkey got and you can tell me how i t looks." .460, once belonged t o t h e New Yorks.
And he walked farther away.
Show some respect for the dead."
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his beard, and the old men would tell
"Oh, that looks still better!" cried
"What dead?"
Manager O'Brien of t h e New Bedthis story:
the
terrapin.
When
he
heard
that,
the
"Oh, that Polander I worked with
It was after the terrapin had won turkey just kept on walking, a n d when ford club, claims h e h a s the best redied, yesterday."
,
his race from the rabbit that the tur- the terrapin called to him to corne back ceiver i n the Colonial league in Mur"What did h e die of?"
phy.
key met the terrapin on the trail. And the turkey didn't even turn his head.
"A rook fell a n d hit him."
he stopped to ask the terrapin how I t
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But
the
terrapin
had
MB
bow
and
"You don't s a y l How big a rock was was that he could beat the rabbit B u t
Pitcher Dave Davenport, who forarrows
with
him,
so
he
took
one
of
the
it?"
the terrapin would not tell about t h e
sook t h e Rede for t h e Feds, IB having
"Oh, three o r four tons, maybe. trick he had played on the boastful arrows which h a d been made by the a rough time in his new field at S t
medicine people and shot it a t the
Them Polanders can't stand raueh, I rabbit; and he pretended that he could turkey as h e was running away.
Louis.
purty near g o t hurt myself yester- really run very fast
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Now
tie-arrow
struck
the
legs
of
the
day."
"Well," said the turkey, "you may
Inflelder Eddie- Grant, of the Giants,
turkey
and
broke
into
a
great
number
"How was t h a t ? "
be able to outrun t h e rabbit, but I
of pieces, like cane Bplints. And that Is back i n the substitute set, but what
"The rook t h a t killed the Polander think I could beat you."
is
the reason why the legs of t h e tur- times h e has been in t h e game he has
h i t me first, but luckily it bounced off."
"Ho! ho?" said the terrapin, and h e
key
have such a lot of small bones in done capital work.
wouldn't talk about the race any more.
—St. Joseph News-Press.
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them.
So t h e turkey stood on one leg for a
"Lefty" Rogers, Ottawa's star leftOf
course,
the
turkey,
even
after
he
Very Striking, Indeed.
while and looked around, and then
hand heaver, is on crutohea and hardly
Representative Wagner, a t a picnic he stood on the other leg and looked was crippled by the arrow, w a s able •able to move. Rogers will be out of
to
run
away
from
the
terrapin,
and
so
i n a charming glen on the outskirts of around. Then he yawned and said t o
the game for weeks.
he has kept the beard he stole.
"Waco, advised a group of young ladies the terrapin:
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t o avoid the international marriage. •
"What is that you have hanging
Andj of course, when the little boys
Hans Wagner has succumbed to
"You've' heard, no doubt," he said, from your belt?"
found but what the turkey's beard
'fThat is a fresh scalp," said the ter- really was they knew why they were golf, along with many of his well•with a smile* "of Lptta Golde.
* "Lotta was running down interna- rapin.
never allowed to eat any of t h e neck known associates on some of the other
"It doesn't look very well there," of the turkeys which the hunters major league teams.
tional marriages.
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" "They're all alike,' she said. 1 said the turkey.
brought in.
Bob Bescher of the Giants, is not
h a v e had three husbands. The first,
showing so well .in the a r t of base
L o r d Lacland, slapped me. T h e second, Comte LVOignon, slashed me with HEALTH HINTS FOR THE BOYS 1 MAKiNG FLINT ARROW HEADS stealing as h e did w h e n he was a
member of the Reds.
a dog-whip, Prince Spaghetti," the
third, hit me on the head with his fist. Young Fellow* Should Have Eight or Old Indian Art Not So Difficult as
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T h i s proves t h a t between all internaNine Hours of Sleep—Always Rest
Catcher Forrest Cady of the Red
Many Supposed—Now Made for
tional marriages there exists a strik«
Sox, has a brother, t w e n t y years old,
on Right Side.
Commercial Purposes.
ingj a very striking, resemblance.'"
who gives promise of developing into
(By DR. GORDON STAPLES.)
Tb.% old Indian art of making flint an all-around player.
First about sleep a n d early rising. arrow heads was not so difficult a s is
Fortune Hunter.
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"So Jack's married. Did h e marry Well, my own best time for work i s usually, imagined—white men a r e maNewark" evidently misses the fine
from
seven
in
the
morning,
when
i
king
"old
and
genuine"
Indian
arrow
for beauty?"
stick work of. Jack Dajton, who is
turn out and tub, till 1 p . m.
heads now for commercial purposes now with Brooklyn, and ie leading, the
"No, booty."
You should have eight hours sleep, and by the old Indian methods. Flint •National league batsmen.
or even nine; but if possible two of is not chipped with stone o r with
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these hours should be taken before' metal, but with water. When a n InBrockton fans olaim President Dan
midnight.
Smith h a s picked up t h e greatest outYoung fellows should sleep on a
fielder in the league in Jacobson, who
hard mattress and with Just as few
is attending to the left pasture.
bedclothes as possible. Mothers are
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greatly to blame in heaping their boys'
Ward Miller, the former Cub, is fallbeds with heavy blankets. By so doing
ing down in his hitting. He "started
they a r e simply making softies of their
You avoid fussing over a
out at t h e top of the list, but he has
boys a n d preventing them from growdescended as have the Sloufeds.
hot sjtove—
ing u p into strong, hardy men.
Sleeping tinder a weight of bed• • •
Save time and energy—
clothes not only softens and weakens
Joe Cantlllon is grooming- Red Killithe muscles, but In t h e young oftenfer for t h e big league this falL Pongb
Have a dish that will please
times leads to bad dreams, even bringwants big money for the former Washthe home folks! '
ing on what are universally Called
ington Senator, and i t looks as if he
nightmares.
would g e t i t
A package of
„ As t o food: Eat nothing that is
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likely t o disagree or cause indigestion, An Indian Using Fire and Water to
Kingman, t h e youngster 'whom Grif. 8hape a Piece of Flint Into a n Arflatulence or heartburn. Eat but little
fith turned over to Chance, is the secrow Head.
meat, a s this is exciting; Live for a
ond left-handed first baseman from
time on. plenty of milk, eggs, fish, puddian
wished
to
make
an
arrow
head,
California the New York American
ding a n d porridge, if you can get them.
he held a piece of flint in a fire until league club h a s had.
Take a large draft of hot, or even it was v l r y hot, and then allowed a
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cold, "water half an hour before break- drop of water to drip from the e n d of
fast.
"Midge" Craven, the. scrappy mana stick upon the spot to be chipped
Never eat a late supper, but do not away. The sudden cooling made the ager, of t h e St. Thomas team, is popugo to hed1 hungry.
flint chip off immediately. Some cun- lar all over the circuit. His team,
and come cream or good milk
I have told you the mattress should ning is of course necessary in. the with a little strengthening, should be
^wmetimes with berries or
be hard and the bedclothes light. Well, shaping of t h e arrow head, b u t the a pennant probability.
you must cultivate the habit of lyirjg old Indian method i s the best t h a t has
frait—
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on ybur right side, n o t on' the back. been found.
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The Boston Braves this year have a
A breakfast, lunch o r
Sleeping oh the back brings on bad
battery composed of two brothers^drearns. So early to bed, and rise a t
supper
George a n d Bred Tyler. George Tyler,
Happy or Brave,
seven.
; the pitcner, let one of the best of the
When you cannot be happy, you can lefthanders -when tjroperly handled,
Take a hot bath every week and a
cold sponge bath every morniiuf. You be brave.' There are" things nobody
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won't like It at first, but, as Scotch can especially enjoy, aches,- pains,
Scout Ghick Fraser h a s turned in to
folk say, "Ye matin thole (bear) a pain disappointments, luiklqdnesBes, arid the Pittsburgh club a. young catcher
Toasties are sweet, crisp
things of that s o r t Nobody expects guarded William H. Wagner, hailing
for a, profit"
bits of Indian corn perfectly
Rub very well down with rough that you girls can be just as happy from Sumner, la, He is s i x feet one
cooked arid toasted^—*
tdwels. Take a short spell of light over your troubles as you are over inch high and "id considered a promdumbbells, then ten minutes' walk, and your blessings. B u t that does n o t ex- ising youngster by Scout Fraaer.
Ready t o eat from the
cuse you for fretting and whimpering^
go in'to a hearty breakfast..
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Look upon cold water ahd fresh air just as soon as thingg\go wrong. If
Jim Shaw akd Joe Bflgel, the two
as ybur dearest friends and real phy- ypfc ianiibt be happy* you can h e ' yoking heavers of the Washington SenSold by Grocers.
'Wata.
sician*. '
a t o r s , have been pitching'wonderful
ball in t h e last few days, and Olark
Griffith believes they will help his
4p>'m get there or thereabout*,
We Do x
the Cooking
Fit for a King!
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A well-known illustrator, who makes
Interesting western pictures, once
, made the acquaintance of a noisy but
good-humored cowboy who rejoiced in
the. appellation of "Hollering Jones."
In physical appearance this man was
typical of histoid, and the artist made
several* studies of him, both'in re^
pose and in his favorite diversion of
"hollering." Some of t h e studies were
sold by the artist to an- eastern magazine. They showed Jones in his most
violent state.
A year later the artist again visited
the region. He was soon approached
by Mr, Jones himself, bearing one of
the pictures, which he had torn from
tire- magazine in which it was printed
Pointing to it, he asked:
"Is that ine?"
"Well," replied the artist evasively,
"I got the general idea from you, of
course, but—''
Th'ey say t h a t Bil^ Keeler never
•"Oh, I ain't talcin' no offense," Jones
thought about his hits, but I don't be- made haste to say. "It's all right; only
lieve it," said E d Koneohty, t h e Pi- if it's me, say so."
r a t e first baseman, during a discus"If you put it to me that way," said
sion o£ the Pirate batting slump the the artist, "I can only reply that i t ,is
other night.
a fairly good portrait of you."
"Keeler must have been human like
"The men here on t h e ranch agree
t h e rest of us," went on Ed, "and any with you. So I look like that when I
ball player who doesn't admit that holler,, do I?"
h e dearly loves t o feel the safe ones
"I think you do."
ringing off his bat is only trying to
"In that case," said Hollering Jones,
kid himself.
"all I've got to say is that Hollering
"I haven't been hitting for a long Jones has hollered h i s last holler.
time, but I h a v e tried everything to Hereafter, when I celebrates, I does
get back in my stride. I have stepped so with a tin horn. In my own opln.this way and that, but when they're ion, no man has a right to look like
going against you it is no use."
that—not round white folks, anyhow."
—Youth's Companion.
Birdie Cree h a s regained his batting
eye and is fielding sensational ball.
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Joe Birmingham predicts t h a t the
Naps will win two-thirds of their remaining games,-
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At Milwaukee, Umpire Brick Owens
sustained a broken shoulder when an
old fracture w a s hit by a foul tip.
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Marsans has vowed that he is going to do all in his power to disorganize the Reds and get the players to
jump to the Feds.
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The Kansas City club h a s sold
Shortstop Pfeffer—who waB purchased
from the Athletics—to the Topeka
club of the Western league.
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Owner Woodward of the Birmingh a m (Ala.) club has had several dozen
electrio fans installed in his grand
stand for the u s e of his patrons,
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Smith, the Savannah catcher, signed
b y Scout ICinsella for the Giants and
to report later, is said to be one of the
few catchers who is a fast runner.
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Vic Saier is taking extra good care
of his home r u n bat these days. He
will not let any other member of the
team use his stick if he can help it.
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They talk so much about Clyde
Milan of the Senators aB a base pilferer, but you've got to hand it to
young Fritz Maisel of the Highlanders.
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No A'rs About Her.
"Airs!",.explaimed the proud mother,
and shook her head vigorously. "Mjt
Elsie, for all her learning, hasn't any
more airs, so to speak, than her poor
old dad."
"Then she won't turn up her nose a t
her old friends?" queried the visitor.
"La. n o ! "
"Plow refreshing! Most girls who go
through college nowadays will hardly
look at you after they're graduated."
"Well, they ain't like m y Elsie, that's
all I can say," retorted Elsie's ma.
''She's become a carnivorous reader,
of course, and she frequently importunes music. But stuck up—my Elsie?
Not a bit. She's unanimous to everybody, has a most infantile vocabulary,
and what's more, never keeps a caller
waiting while she dresses up. No,
she just runs down, nom de plume, as
she is."
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Absorbed in her own sweet thoughts
Miranda meandered
through t h e
meadow, coyly aware that In the distance her lover awaited her coming.
The sun just popped off this earth
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^ ^ ^ness rashes,
red- can
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Sandow embrace.
and skinhives,
blemishes
"It has been the longest day in t h e
be quickly removed with
year," he whispered ardently as h e
held her still oloser.
How perfects sweet of him, thought
Miranda, as she closed h e r eyes in an
ecstasy of happiness.
"Sweetheart," she breathed, raising
her face to his, "why h a s it been so
long?"
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Delightful in a warm bath
"Because—because," h e answered
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h e will accept.
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She—What do you think I am—a
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raotal, can't aplllor tip
ov.crj will n o tflollor
If the leaders of organized .ball have
Injure anything.
$400,000 locked away in their strong
A young man may have to fight for
Guaranteed otToctlve.
All dealers orfiaonl
box they Bhould cut loose with it if the first Idas and thereafter wear a
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they expect to stop the Feds winning catcher's maBk for self-protection.
KAKOLD BOMERS, 150 X)«X*.b » T 4 . . Brooklyn, M. T .
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Says the New York Sun—"Mr. Anderson, an umpire, started a fight because the Indianapolis fans heaved
bottles at him. There's a fellow that
Gan't take a joke."
SPORTING
WORLD
Kenrich Kelly, the former Baltim o r e Polytechnic institute sprinter,
will enter Cornell university next fait
T h e New York Athletic club h a s a
runner named Homer Baker, H e carried off the half-mile title in the B r i t
i s h events.
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Silk Hat recently worked a mile in
2:12% and back in 2:13. He is going
all right this,year arid may come up
to expectations.
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Several British golf players are
likely to come over to this country
for the amateur championship to be
held atJBkwanok.
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"Vincent G. Sanborn of New York
city, a junior In Columbia college, h a s
b e e n elected captain of the victorious
'varsity ere* for next year.
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Robert Calender, a Canadian quoit
player, is to be matched to pitch a
g a m e against William ^Stemp, the
English champion, in Buffalo.
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Bud Goodwin, t h e veteran swimmer
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