Copyright © Arts for Youth
2012
Bridgewater, Tuesday, July 10, 2012
Would You Rather?
There’s a one story apartment,
everything is pink what color are
the stairs????
There are no stairs!!
There are six cars. Three are pink
and three are blue. The seventh car
is coming in what color will it hit???
It won’t hit any car because there’s no
7th car!!!
You have 10 cats and 1 jumps out of
the window how many cats are left?
You have zero they were all copy
cats!!
What day has day in it but not
Sunday Monday Tuesday
Wednesday Thursday or Friday or
Saturday ???
Today!!!
Horoscopes by Shenequia Jones
Capricorn-you will be famous
Aquarius – you will find a
friendly hobo in a garbage can
Pisces- you will start a parade
Aries –you will find a ½ dollar
Taurus- you will find a million
dollars on the ground
Gemini- you will spend the rest of
your life
Leo – you will find Matt Batstone
crying in a corner
Virgo you will spend the rest of
your life fighting space monkeys
Libra- you will turn into a
scarecrow
Scorpio-you will meet the moon
and it will talk to you
Sagittarius –you will read this
article
Would you rather eat a snake with
mayonnaise or jump off of a cliff?
Write your answer:
Would you rather run into WalMart and yell “WHAT TIME IS
IT?” or get yourself kicked out of
Rite Aid?
Write your
answer:
Would you
rather stop 9-11
or the sinking of the
Titanic?
Write your answer:
Would you rather have a zombie
apocalypse or a World War 111?
Write your answer:
Would you rather live in NYC or
Miami?
Write your answer:
Would you rather get rid of Justin
Bieber or Rebecca Black?
Write your answer:
By: Lord ACHOO Blessu
Guess the
Teacher
-Arizona Yard
This Teacher is
male.
He has glasses.
Yesterday he
wore a flame tshirt.
He secretly loves
video.
His name has 2
E’s.
The first letter of his name is ‘P’
His name ends with ETER.
Hope these hints help!
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IN
OUT
COD
Demolition
FAD
Wheely chairs
Apple
Whoopy cushions
Football
Pizza
Fancy sticks
Dogs
Fireworks
Battlefield
team defender
riot shield
desks
dell
fake vomit
soccer
lasagna
wands
cats
sparklers
-Donkey Kong
HOW TO BE...
NIcki
minaj
Purple flamingo the
3rd
1. Sing about random
objects such as
starships!!!!
2. Like men with
muscels?!
3. Think Sophia and
Rosie grace are
adorable!!!!
I Love them!!!!!! Lol
She looks excited!!!!
~Sparrow’s Words of the
The Adventures of
Bobble and Pock Part Day!!!~
~Four super words from campers like
VII
Right now, our friends are in a bit
of a pickle. Man, I wish I could use
that as a pun. Oh well. They found
a small cave filled with candles
around a picture of a donut. Pock
felt something important about it
so he took it with him. And thanks
to writing, since it really took them
three weeks here it only took them
a few seconds. They looked over a
small hill and saw “Y”. He had his
strange glowing orb. He saw them
and started laughing evilly. They
started panicking and picked up
rocks and chucked them at him.
They missed and hit the orb, but it
absorbed the rock and grew bigger.
Pock pulled out his picture of a
donut. He threw it to the orb and it
exploded. Maybe it was the power
of the donut, maybe it was just the
material of the picture, I don’t
know. Anyway, it just exploded
and it wasn’t until after words
when the smoke cleared they saw
what was real and what really
happened…
TO BE CONTINUED!
By: Katlyn Sullivan LVII
Advice
If you’re feeling sick you should
lay down. If you are thirsty you
should have a drink. If you are
hungry you should have something
to eat. If you broke you arm or leg
you should go to the hospital. If
you got a boo-boo you should put a
band aid on it. Need a penny take a
penny, need two pennies get a job.
Do not eat bread if it’s green. Have
a nice life. And remember 5 comes
after 4.
By richest hobo VI
you!
Word 1: Woe- Tessa D.
Meaning: an unfortunate event; a
misfortune.
Synonyms: grief, misery, and despair.
Word 2: Yield- John H.
Meaning: to slow down or stop to let
another vehicle pass.
Synonyms: halt, stop, and, not go any
further until there is an opening
between the passing cars big enough
to pull out from and get back on the
road.
Word 3: ScrumdiddlyumptiousNathan T.
Meaning: (by the way, Nathan, you
didn’t spell it right, I did. Plus it’s not
a real word, so I can’t get a real
definition. Here is mine. Whatever.)
Willy Wonka’s candy or something.
Synonyms: :P
Word 4: Bio-luminescent- Kate P.
Meaning: emitting light.
Synonyms: glowing.
:P
Thanks for the suggestions kidses!!!~
Review of NCAA
Football 11!
NCAA Football 11 is a great game.
You can play a game with team
mascots. You can create a college
because
BSU is
not in the
game.
You can
use every
big game
college also. I use Norte Dame and
Ohio State. I have played on 2
systems, iPhone and XBox 360. By
Jacob Enos.
Top ten
10) Matt Greene (he’s Matt)
9) Corey (He can sing)
8) Allison (She is my drama
teacher and sitting next to me
while I write this)
7) Gabe (he finally cut his hair and
I am very proud of him)
6) Stephanie (She dressed up as
Herminie)
You should get the DUMBO HAT!!!!!
When you put the hat on, your ears get as
big as Dumbo the
Big–Eared Elephant! With ears that size,
YOU COULD FLYYYY!!! And it only
costs your year salary! If you are a child
and you don’t have a year salary, get a job
and don’t buy the Dumbo Hat until a year
after you get your job. Remember, the
Dumbo Hat will stop selling in eleven
months. If you are not satisfied with your
purchase, TOO BAD!!!!! NO
REFUNDS!! The Dumbo Hat comes in
19 awesome colors! Blue, green, yellow,
red, pink, orange, purple, gold,
aquamarine, white, off white, teal, lime
green, grey, black, brown, rainbow,
tie-dye, and silver. BUY THE DUMBO
HAT NOW!!!!
By Swelly Bro
5) Sarah (I love her!)
4) Liam (He goes to Cardinal
Spellman high School, and was in
a production on Godspell)
3) Jim (He is the co-director of the
camp)
2) Mary (She is my favorite Art
teacher of All Time!)
1) Batstone (He is my favorite
teacher period)
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By: Yuki Koo
1.
Who does Ron get partnered with in
dueling class?
-Seamus Finnigan
-Justin Flinch-Fletchley
-Neville Longbottom
-Harry Potter
2.
Before they got mixed up, how did
Hermione have her books set up in
her magically expanded clutch
purse?
-In alphabetical order
-By color
-By subject
-By written date
3.
At what age are wizards
considered adults?
17
11
18
21
4.
In what order were the horcruxes
destroyed?
-diary, locket, ring, diadem, cup, Harry,
Nagini
-diary, ring, diadem, cup, locket, Nagini,
Harry
-diary, ring, locket, cup, diadem, Harry,
Nagini
-ring, diary, locket, diadem, Harry,
Nagini
5.
In what house did the Sorting Hat almost put
Harry?
-Slytherin
-Hufflepuff
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