REPORT #22
OFFICIAL RANKING SYSTEM
Once your wrestlers are set into a division, they can remain there for as little or as long you like. However, if
you decided to change divisions, then said wrestler will start from scratch in points for his new division.
Super jobbers are non-player controlled computer wrestlers. Each cycle 10 random jobbers will be chosen as
super jobbers, and will have a strategy total ranging from 474 to 494. Not only does this make for tougher
competition, but it’s a fun way to earn extra points!
5 points for trash talk. Does not have to be a masterpiece, but it does have to include an effort. Does not
include homework, but segments for official PPV’s will count if said wrestlers did not do trash talk in the
bulletin.
-5 points for trash talk that makes no sense, or is done in a lazy fashion.
3 points per TV Taping win (non PPV/Event)
1 point per TV Taping loss (non PPV/Event)
3 points per Tag Team win in a super jobber tag match (Vs. The World)
1 point per Tag Team loss in a super jobber tag team match (Vs. The World)
3 points per a win in a super jobber match (Vs. The World)
-1 point per lose in a super jobber match (Vs. The World)
0 points for a draw.
4 Bonus points will go to the winner of the leagues battle royal each cycle.
2 bonus points if you beat anyone ranked above you in your division, and it must be a TV taping, or a match on
one of the two tv Shows.
-10 points If Hell in a Cell matches are signed without approval. Every wrestler of the manager that signed the
match will get this penalty. This is known as the “Troy Rule”. Or if a division champion loses his championship.
During tournaments, or special events one may cross division compete for a title. If a non-division wrestler
wins a non-division title they will defend that title until they lose it. Once lost they will default back to their
original division.
Single competitors cannot have TV Tapings against Tag wrestlers. If they are signed, it will be cancelled out.
Whoever has the highest amount of points per division will face off against the person ranked #2 in a #1
contenders match for said division's title. Unless the top contenders are managed by the same person. Then it
will go down 1 rank until a new manager can face off.
Interim-Commissioner Terrance Haggard
Hello loyal CCL managers and welcome to another exciting cycle of CCL, the league that dares
to be different than all of those other “same old” leagues, except a small handful of other
leagues like LWL and AWL. It’s time to get to business!
Hugo Fatts is on a small vacation but his presence is still here. What I mean is this, he is so
dedicated that he still calls me at least two times a day to see how the league operations are
going. What I am trying to say is this. While I may be Interim Commish, Hugo still has the final
say on matters at hand. I guess that is why he trusts me so much. So don’t any of you try to get
any silly ideas in your heads on trying to bully me, because it won’t work! Speaking of our
beloved commish, he has made CCL history! He is the first man ever to make BOTH the Most
Hated AND Most Popular Lists in the same cycle!!! Love him or hate him, he must be doing
something right to have both sides of the polls on him! Speaking of being hated and loved, I
endorse Hugo Fatts for United States President in the year 2020!!!
Unforeseen Consequences 4 is quickly approaching and already the card is stacked! Look for
an updated card in this report. Kid Van Dam dethroned the King to win the CCL World title and
he now has a date with Buddy Cantrell at UC 4. However, King Butcher and Kaos Knight, who
are top contenders, also have a date at the PPV, but both seem to be looming towards both
the challenger and champion. This is going to be an exciting time to be a fan of CCL, let me tell
you!
Now, I must get to a serious topic. Hugo has been very lenient about this, but I am NOT! It is
FINE TIME!!! King Butcher, for your heinous actions and assault against Kaos Knight and Ray
Blaine Ferris, you are fined $20,000!!! Mongolian Rebel and Asian Madman, you are also fined
$5,000 each for stealing Hugo Fatts’ shipment of cake and giving it to AWL fans, and also for
the fact that you had wrestlers from the AWL sneak attack wrestlers from CCL. That is uncalled
for and I will not stand up for it! Last but not least, I thought about the actions that William the
Conqueror did to Hugo Fatts and it was a tough one. William did attack him as a wrestler
against another wrestler. HOWEVER….his actions later got me a little PO’d. Tying Hugo up hog
style, putting an apple in his mouth and then slapping him…NOT ON MY WATCH! To me, that
is a hate crime! William the Conqueror, you are fined $10,000 for your actions! So now, we
have $40,000 in fines to add to the pot of goodies for Commish Hugo to deal with!
Until next cycle, in the words of my buddy Hugo Fatts, “Toot-A-Loo!”
CCL WORLD
HEAVYWEIGHT
CHAMPIONSHIP
DIVISION
CCL United States
HEAVYWEIGHT
CHAMPIONSHIP
DIVISION
CCW World Champion
CCL United States Champion
Kid Van Dam
Katsurou
- 19 Points
– 50 Points
01. King Butcher – 79 Points
02. Kaos Knight – 57 Points
03. Buddy Cantrell – 48 Points
04. Magnificent Montgomery – 46 Points
05. Hugo Fatts – 44 Points
06. “Pure Michigan” – 37 Points
07. Holocaust – 34 Points
08. S.D. Johnson – 23 Points
09. Mike Schultz – 16 Points
10. Asian Madman – 14 Points
11. Ray Blaine Ferris – 08 Points
12. Gigantic Pierre – 08 Points
13. Cujo – 06 Points
14. Mongolian Rebel – 06 Points
15. Brian Gillman - 06 Points
16. Eric Kennedy – 03 Points
01. Devlin the Fierce – 77 Points
02. “Outhouse” Jack – 68 Points
03. Spike Dillinger – 62 Points
04. Big Darth Vader - 55 Points
05. Rocky Li – 44 Points
06. William the Conqueror – 41 Points
07. Ronnie Galaxy – 31 Points
08. Ric Flare – 29 Points
09. Brent Foxx – 28 Points
10. Huge Morris – 26 Points
11. Ckizz – 20 Points
12. Monkelly – 14 Points
13. Lord Beakers – 13 Points
14. “Razor” Rico – 10 Points
15. Khan - 06 Points
16. Lex Ludlam - 05 Points
Sgt. Skullbasher – 05 Points
17. Titanfall - 03 Points
Heritage Championship
Division
CCL Tag Team
Championship Division
CCL Heritage Champion
CCL World Tag Team Champions
VACANT
01. “King” Yamamacko – 60 Points
Kurt Bennig – 60 Points
02. Thomas Hanson – 56 Points
03. Bam Bam Bungalow – 44 Points
04. Murderer Merle – 40 Points
Rainbow Roads – 40 Points
Jerry Funk – 40 Points
05. Shaun Walters – 32 Points
06. Tracey Southers – 23 Points
“Killer” Karl Kowalski – 23 Points
07. Big Law Man – 12 Points
08. Randy Rude - 11 Points
09. Fred Cash – 10 Points
10. Ox Barker – 08 Points
11. Brooklyn Bowler – 06 Points
12. Barry Gamble – 06 Points
13. Raul Roma – 01 Point
14. Barry Horriblewitz – 01 Point
The Bulleit Club – 38 Points
01. Southern Discomfort– 62 Points
02. The Misfits – 41 Points
03. Derby City Playboys – 40 Points
04. The Yorks – 39 Points
05. Brooklyn Heat – 33 Points
06. Ramsey & Gallo – 32 Points
07. Duchaine Bros. – 20 Points
08. Hell Blazers – 18 Points
09. Heavenly Bodies – 11 Points
10. British Bow Wows – 10 Points
11. Great Job – 09 Points
12. Brute Force – 08 Points
Dirty White Boys – 08 Points
13. Wild Samoans – 05 Points
Italian Stallions – 05 Points
14. The Old Day – 03 Points
15. Master Blasters – 01 Point
MOST
HATED
BEST
TEAMS
MOST
POPULAR
1. “Pure Michigan”
1. Southern Discomfort
2. Shaone Avery
2. The Duchaines
3. The Yorks
4. Bulleit Club
5. Hellblazers
6. Brooklyn Heat
7. The Misfits
8. Brute Force
1. Kid Van Dam
2. Devlin the Fierce
3. Brent Foxx
4. Kaos Knight
5. Hugo Fatts
6. M. Montgomery
7. Spike Dillinger
8. “Outhouse” Jack
9. Brian Gillman
10. Lex Ludlam
3. Buddy Cantrell
4. King Butcher
5. Ox Barker
6. Hugo Fatts
7. Ray Blaine Ferris
8. Kurt Bennig
9. “King” Yamamacko
10. “Killer” Karl Kowalski
9. Derby City Playboys
10. Dirty White Boys
The Golden Standard of Women’s Wrestling
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BRAIN STORM
Ray “The Genius” Heenan
I just have to ask one very important question! How in the heck did a previous #8
ranked punk like Kid Van Dam get a World title shot against King Butcher?! It was
like how Butcher had to defend his title out of nowhere also against Outhouse
Jack! I am totally filing a complaint against CCW to the IWA in Butcher’s defense as
Hugo Fatts went above and beyond his way to make sure Butcher would lose the
World title at all costs! Hugo, you fat slob cake eating blob of a mess, you will get
what is coming to you!
Speaking of that Cake junkie, Fatts, I was pleased to hear that his shipment of
cakes were stolen by CCW natives Mongolian Rebel and Asian Madman…Come on,
it’s not like Hugo the Hurricane has missed any meals! Judging by his waist line, he
is about a 60 incher?! He can afford to miss a few cakes! And Hugo, whether you
know it or not, Asian Madman and Mongolian Rebel are perhaps saving your life!
Another tidbit about Fatts I heard and this takes the cake, literally! I am the Genius
after all and I know how to get the inside scoops, so listen up, dummies, because
this is important! Forget Great Balls of Fire! Hugo Fatts, upon his return to full
power is rumored to top that with a PPV name of his own! Ready for this,
humanoids? I heard a rumor that the next CCW PPV will be named….CAKE WALK!!!
You heard it here first!