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I'ltll \DU PHIA, Friday, Januirj 2*. 1983
Tuition may rise only 10 percent
B) Ml( II AEI VXIDl S
Undergraduate tuition for next
yeai ma) increase in as little as i(|
percent, instead ol the projected
12 J percent, II a series ol l niversit)
budget predictions do not change
significant!) in Ihe next two weeks
A Hi percent hike, which would
rank among the lowest in the iss
ie, would lease tuition lot the
1983 M academic sen
Several members ol
President
Sheldon Hackney's administration
said this week that a reduction in
projected tuition has remained a lop
priori!) tot them throughout the
hud eel process.
ihe officials said ihe ncss predic
lion is lowei because mans kes
figures
used
10
formulate
Ihe
I niversity's budget have changed
smcc the lasi tuition prediction,
I'rososi
rhomas
Ehrlich
said
Mondas thai the administration has
stressed Ihe importance ol minimizing Ihe tuition hike during ihe last
less months ol ihe budgei process,
"We had ss.niied al all times to
keep I union as loss as possible." he
said, "ii has been a majot priorit)
to have II some in under ihe projet
lion."
"We realize ih.n n was, is, and
\ MWN from YOU Golla Have
tri
OP Grace Path
Wiggers' new 'Art*
proves masterpiece
By DAVID riSCHM \N
I he jokes flowed like «il on canvas.
)ni, Golla Have \n is anoihei masterpiece. Mask and Wig's two-hour
-prinj! production isan easel lull ol incredibly devei pun- and sight gags.
it audiences find ,i few weak momenis In the show, the) arc \a-.ii> overshadowed bj the quality ol the other skits.
I la- firsi aci is highlighted by "Oedipus rex," a lake-ofl on the old
westerns. You donl have to bend ova backwards to get the Greek overlone
Review
Othei great scenes include a locker-room Interview with the "inner', of
ihe NBA - National Ballet Association - championship, and the
demonstration ol ihe home video game Donkey Ballet These arc well
written and very funnj.
But the group lends to overdo the obvious ballet sight gags and you are
glad i hes do not resui face in ihe second act.
The choreography throughout the production is imaginative, and the
croup's dancing is excellent, but there is a sense ol closeness in the in si few
skits. It should fair much bettei onthelargei Annenberg stage.
((imlinueil on piige hi
New budget cuts trim predicted hike
ssdi continue 10 be a serious concern
lo parents and students," the provost
continued "All those cards and letla - nude cleat that realit)."
Budget Director Glen Stine -aid
yesterday that the new projection is
both
unexpected
surpluses in University unrestricted
funds and -harp spending reductions
in some budgei areas,
"On ihe positive side, we set an
abatement in what we ihint, utilities
ssill be charging next seal." he -aid.
ithei thing that improved the
budgei somewhat i- that we got
much more money from I lie federal
government than we had expected "
"l malls, ihe othei thing we've
done is to go through the budgei- ol
libel ol -chool- and re-ourcc
i- and cut I hem."' Stine con
tinned "We expect the ncss budgei
10 reflect some dramatic cuts in
some areas
tin budgei dncsioi emphasized
that othei changes -nice ihe Octobet
predictions ssill partially counteract
the
new!)
generated
revenues.
I ncertainty ovet some costs makes
n impossible lo pinpoint the exact
figure foi nexi sen's tuition, he
said.
"The use ol employee medical
benefits, foi example, has gone up
from S6.3 million to SN million."
Mine said, "Anoihei problem is
that, ill certain area-, it's still dil
iicult to predict costs."
"An example ol thai is thai
although the rrustees just approved
anothei part oi the Quad renovation
project, we have not determined
boss much that ssill COS!," he added.
But despite those uncertainties,
Stine said the approximation of a lb
percent hike is likely io be accurate.
"What il come- dossn lo is I don't
lliink we >:M> gel much beloss III |\-i
sent,'' he said "I think we'll base
trouble gating thai fat I really do
think we'll be somewhere in thai
range, though "
Stine, who has been the i niva
-us'- budget ductor lor -i\ months,
said that foi cash percentage point
cut from the mu ion increase, the ad
ministration must elimint
than *>-: million in spending "As sou
can see, it's noi a cheap trade-off,"
he added
Other administrators, who asked
thai iheu names not be printed, said
tin- sseek I hat I lies have been inulei
unusually strong pressure lo reduce
spending
"We were all asked
and liHik at oni budget- ssuh a
magnifying glass," one official said
"II sou requested additional person
nel, or additional anything else, sou
sseie a-ked 10 m-lils n
"Basically, the administration has
realized lhai there is only a narrow
area from ss inch sou can eul
and
they're doing everything possible to
do nist that," the source added
According IO hold I In licfl and
Stine, the final budgei foi nexi yeai
could
be
completed
by
mid
I ebi uai s
"We should be able 10 predict the
exact figures withm ihe nexi two
sseek-." Stine said "Bui until then,
sse can't -as anything is foi sure.'
IFC to examine feasibility of Greek Week
B> M\m hi I EN CROW] I \
Ihe Intel Irak-nuts Council soled
last night io examine the feasibility ol
holding (lieek Week ne\i fall, aliei
last semester's ill-fated event left the
IFC with a SU.ooo deficit,
I bet neck Week $3 committee will
desi-e a tentative schedule tor nexi
sen- festival and ssdi examine ihe
costs involved In sponsoring such an
event
Afler the meeting, which was held
ai the I ass School. IIi Secretary Hob
Kramer outlined the Greek Week
panel's duties.
The committee ssdi consider opiums lor neM tall and BCl a- a Steering
committee," he said "Hopefully, sse
can look al the good and the bad of
lasl sear and use ilia! to base a much
better Greek Week this fall."
IFC Presldeni Hob Wilson stressed
ihai the committee ssill work closely
with Panhellenic Council members as
well as Black Inter-Greek Council
members, as all three council- must
decide whethet to hold Greek Week.
"W e'd like to base (ireek W eck and
we're looking into plan- fot it," he
said "Hopefully, Panhellenic and
Hid i ssdi pass some measure 10
form committees 10 work ssuh ours
Tins one committee ssdi then be subject to the approval ol all three
organizations, especially when it
conn- down to implementing the
plan- "
Wilson added that the Greek Week
committee will race continual review,
reporting directly to the Hi General
Assembly
lasl yeart (neck Week
\s.i
i.inncd entirely by the commit
Ie also said thai formation ol t he
. uu did i "i commit the ( oon
ell io sponsoring the event
"We're not bonding OUSClveS to
Greek Week, and sse'ie not bonding
ou-elses to anything like the Gary
i s Bonds concert," Wilson said,
Panhellenic representative Danna
Sigel said afta the meeting that she
thinks there probably ssdi be a Greek
Week nexi semester, "Well be form
uig out ossn committee, though." she
said.
Ihe II (
also announced plans to
bold il- annual hall,
ticket -ales
financed
bs
ihe 14000 originally budgeted fot
the gathering was used earlier this
sen to help offsa the Greek Week
deficit I he ball ssiii be held February
19 in the Anvil (lub ol Ihe < lass ol
1920 Dining c ommons,
rickets ssdi cost S3 in advance and
s-s B| ihe dooi Because the fraternity
representatives were concerned that
the ball could run its ossn deficit ii
no) enough ticket- were sold. Ihes
voted almost unanimously on a
me.i.urc requiring thai ihe dance beheld only it lOOlickas base been -old
bs a sseek m advance.
"\ lot oi people are worried about
dieek Week and the debt there, and
ihes don't ssant to pas anything extra
lo make up a deficit loi Ihe ball,"
Wilson s.ud. "We're encouraging
everyone to bus their tickets in ad
vance because it ssdi help the planning "
I xecutive Vice President foi Ku-h
Bill Murphy, who is planning Ihe ball.
said he sloe- not expect the ball to in
i m any loss, because the IF( will run
n- ossn bai and pas only foi hors
d'oeuvres and a disc jockey "I think
sse should base no trouble breaking
even," Mm pin said
He added thai lasl year's ball was
successful, and that he think- this
seal'- ssill be, BS well, "II'- a good
time loi everybody to get logaha in
a senn formal atmosphere, and uprobably the onl) social function
where sou can get most ol ihe Greeks
togaha ai once," he said,
I he il ( also a-ked foi members to
till its new Rules and Rush ( ommil
tees and announced thai ihe Interfraternity Alumni Council's annual
ass.nd- banquet ssiii be held March -4
BI the I acuity Club.
Wilson said he was pleased ssuh the
meeting afterwards "I was impressed
ssuh the attitudes, the atmosphei e.
and the overall accomplishments ol
the meeting," he said, "Ii ssa- ,i .
start foi what I believe ssill be a great
sen loi the fraternities
HIT plans inter-school alliance
By DAVID IISC'HMA\
Halt Increased ruition is planning
to form an alliance with student
groups at other universities and lo
publish a newslettei ssuh tuition information,
Ihe group intends lo contact the
other seven l\\ league schools, as
ssell a- I nils and Hiandei- 1 nisei
sities and the Massachusetts Institute
ol lechnologs.
HI I executive committee member
Karen Barr said this sseek that the
group has made several phone calls
lo student
governments at
the
selected schools,
"Brown and Cornell expressed ■
definite interest, especially in the
ncss,letter." Ban said. "It'- going to
lake a loi more phone calls, bin
sse'll gel there."
But nil leaders said they received
a somewhat negative reception front
l niser-iis
officials
when
they
discussed the -indent group's pro
posed alumni luiulr.nsing efforts,
ill I
representatives met recently
ssuh Vice President foi IXselopment
Bulletin to publicize increases
and Alumni Affairs ROSS Webbei
and Annual Giving Direct01 Stesen
Derby.
"ihes weren't too crazy about us
basing a separate I undiai-er." HIT
Co-Chairman Bruce Ettehon said
this week. "They said it ssa- then
job to rai-e money for ihe University, and sse mas nun oil potential
givers.*
He said Webbei and IX-rb\ also
told I hem thai ans money raised
from alumni should be given only to
students who receive financial aid,
and not distributed evenly ti> all
students.
"They didn't seem to he too con
cerned ssuh the middle-class students
thai are iusi above the financial aid
limit," he said. "Bui realistically, sse
realize thai there's no practical solution."
Although Ettelson said he was
disappointed with the meeting, be
-Iressed that no final decision has
been made "eithei way* on the fund
ilrisc.
ihe proposed newsletter, which
III I ( o < halrman Ken Meyers -aid
ssill
be
a one-lime,
four page
bulletin, ssill include a paragraph on
projected tuition Increases fot each
participating school.
"Each paragraph ssill describe the
tuition hike, explain ihe hardships
I hat ssill be fell and hoss the disersiis ol ihe school ssill he attested,"
Meyers said this suck
He added tli.it he had -|iokcti ssuh
student leaders at Princeton l mscr
sits recently, and that they told him
ihe> ai-o see a need foi financial aid
increases. But the HI I leadei said
be led- students at other schools
base HOI had a chance to organize in
protest ot tuition hike-.
"Brown only announced their Increase ot 12.- percent la-t sseek, and
Cornell announced their tuition in
it onilnued on page S)
CA gathering remembers 'Ventman'
B> AKIIII K KOHKOU
Campus s.igiani Stanley Biddle.
knossn to Ihe community lor years
a- "Ventman," ss.i- memorialized
se-lerdas al a gathering in a Christian \ssOCialion lounge.
The Res lohn Volt, the s A'l CO
ducctoi pio icni, led ihe memorial.
Its purpose ssa- not just to recognize
the death ol Biddle, ssbose Kids wai
discovered Sunday in a -team sent
under the LOCUSI Walk bridge, but
IO alioss iho-e m attendance \o express
their
thoughts
about
the
s.igrain and the life he led.
About 5b people .mended, including sescral I nisersits student-.
employees, CA itafl members, area
Residents, local clergs and memherof the press.
"I hase no reason to conduct this.
but someone had to do it. as soui
presence suggests,"
Scon
said,
before reading a prayer honoring
Biddle. whom he called "a man
remote, set near lo all of ulollossmg the bricl praser reading
and before u piano interlude bs i \
stall member Heath Mien. Scott
fielded comments and anecdotes,
"He was the lir-l person I eser
met at the University ol Pennsylvania in 1978," said an emotional
Mars Ellen l oh.ine. a graduate student. Aftet sharing some ane-dotcaboui Biddle, -he delivered a stirring
tribute to Biddle on hei guiiai
Vflei the memorial, she told
reporter-, "I feel sse hase a respon-ibilits to a man like Stanley."
One woman said she lelt the
presence ol
press
photographers
disrupted the somber mood ,>t the
Cscnt. Scott replied thai a memorial
should not be confused with a
religious service. He said the gathering was more of a was..ot sharing
thoughts,
He added that ine appearance ol
the pre-- wa- a •'reminder lo the
community at large (about a problem] nob,ids knows how to deal
with "
The woman said that although -he
didn't really know Biddle, "I came
lo feel something for the man." Her
sentiments ssere echoed bs others
who -poke.
Anothei woman -aid thai afta
speaking with Biddle on a tew is...i
lions, -he realized that under hiragged
clotheand
discarded
blankei-. "He's a human being like
me."
Marion Friedman, a i inset-us
alumna and secretary toi I lie College, said -he ha- been aioutid -ampus lor mans sear- and ha- -ecu
"Ventman" often,
She -aid -he remembered going
hun mones and, most recently, that
she "stopped dead in liei tia-ks"
aftei
healing soundemanating
from a steam sent near the law
School. "He waringing," she
recollected.
A man who identified himsell II I
i aw School employee said he also
-aw Biddle frequently out-ide the
school and in the building- men's
room.
"I was filled with rage." he -aid,
when he lir-l -ass Biddle si\ scars
ago. and added thai he could not
understand whs no agencies eser intervened "and straightened hun out."
'( oniimieil on /nigi t)
lilt ''''Hi HOARD: Il to r I lop row: Das id K. Mriselman. Kaihuel Migler. tri. I. Savilz, Pelei < aiullos
Marianne Kogarty, Michael i Welner, Kevin M. kills. Middle row: Stefan fuisjs. ken Roacalhal, Ann Ihingan
Dave Zalesae. Man Blausleln, Lee Schalop. Bottom row: Harry Kriedmaa, Michael Goldberg, Steve Routberg,
Vina I iii. Sieve HiegeJ, Lisa Goldberg, "^ara < imuhlin
The New Guard
DP to install 99th board tomorrow
By KOHINM. IIUIs
The Doll} Pennsylvania/?* 98th
changing-of-the-guard will take place
tomorrow night a- control ol the
ass,nd winning college d.uls i- passed
Irom one generation io the next
The 99th Board ol Manager- will
be installed officially at a banquet in
the
University
Museum't ppei
Egyptian Gallery lot the nexi scar
they will pre-ide ovet all operations ol
the newspaper.
Oser '(Ml /)/' |taf| membet- and
alumni, faculty
members,
ad
ministrators, and itudent leaders are
expected loaltend the event
Peter Caneilos, editor-in-chief for
the past scar, ssiii assume the paper'i
top post as executive editor. Joining
him ai the top oi the masthead will be
Managing hditor Eric I Visit/ and
Business
Manage!
Michael
I
Wcinci
in all, 21 students will assume posi
lions on ihe paper's govering board
rex 1983
Political cartoonist and satirist
Jules I eitter ssill dchscr the keynote
address at a ceremony alter the banquet. Caneilos and i niversity Presl
dent Sheldon Hackney ssiii also addresi the audience.
The outgoing Board of Managers
will present awards fot the he-t ncss-.
feature, -port- and .'-iih Street
izine Stories. Awards for the
outstanding photograph of the yen.
besi editorial columnist, and sales
representative ol Ihe yeai will also be
given,
( .niello-' rise to the executive
editorship mark- the lir-t time in recent
history
that
a second-incommand has assumed the /»/'- top
post. Prior tO hi- board Stint, the Cfltleg! junioi ssa- the newspaper's stai
reporter. capturing the coveted
Reporta Ol the Year award at lasl
scar- banquet. Ihe tall and lean
We-ton. Ma--, native has covered
almost all area- ol the I niscr-iis. in
eluding affirmative action, i
lair-, arid the I rusn-iis .uliiiini-lra
lion.
Managing Editoi Savitz, a resident
of Northeast Philadelphia, attended
Cicorgc Washington High School,
Since Mas he has served on the 98th
Board a- associate editor, building a
solid writing staff and editing general
assignment stories. A College uiiiioi
majoring in economics, Savitz planto graduate a semester early, a rare
event among DP stall' members.
Before joining the Board, he covered
the provost's Office and student
government.
Weiner, the ncss business manager.
(( onrinut'd on puge /Of
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HIDDEN
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• hom University com
tor possible display m
Cailery Call
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Shabbat Services
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CA
Aud
MN 2nd lloor
Candle lighting at 4 57
NATIONAL
SOCIALIST
Oganr/dtlun Forui'
Ireland Brian Kelly trom Boston
ISO o:i national Iteration move
ment
House of Our Own
.re 3920 Spruce 7 30 p m
'/lEW to t>
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Sijn i«)S in UA/N EC 0'
i m -4pm
STUDENTS INTERESTED in
/ iiunteenng tor W
Wilson
Goodes Mayoral campaign are
innd it interested
please call campus coordinators.
'••'5947 Joe at 222
2953
LA CAS A HISPANICA te nvita a
LA TERTULIA los VIERNES do
400 a 530 tarde. 411 Class 25.
3940 Locust Ven y comparte en
ESPANOL1
LA CASA HISPANICA presents
Jose Antonio Mendia Cultural At
tacrte Embassy ol A/genlina. on
Argentina
Today
Friday
January 28. 4 15 pm. 411 3940
Locust Class 25
LESBIANS ANO GAYS at Penn
Mans social
3rd lloor
women's meeting — 2nd floor
lounge 57 p m CA 3601 Locust,
today and every Friday
All
women and men welcome
MAISON FRANCAIS Bienvenue a
■ '1u cate de la bonne con
iwHion el du ban temps
400 - 600 pm Class
1940 Locust Walk
MIT CONCERT BAND performing
on its 1963 Winter tour. Frday
Jan 28. 8:30 pm Pnnce Theater
Annenbero. Cenlar
Admission
MOVIE The Hiding Place 7 00
pm Friday Jan 28. B26 Stiteler
Hall Presented by Penn Campus
lor Christ All invited
MUSLIM STUDENTS ASOCIA
TION holds Jumaa service and
meeting every Fnday at 12 15
pm
Room 245 2nd lloor
Hall
PHILOMATHEAN SOCIETY First
meeting ot the semester
Fourth door College Hall. 8 p m
Agenda includes proposals mo
lions and amendments, to be
followed by adioumment
TAE KWON DO (Korean K , •■■
classes taught by Black Bell
held Mondays and Thursdays 7-9
pm All are welcome Van Pelt
College House 40th and Spruce
THE
MUSLIM
STUDENTS
ASSOC is holding its
Service and meeting over/ Fnday
at t 15 pm at Houston Hall
room 245
TOMORROW
■
WPI^-A'.- MCETNQ
■ "•
Black Students Lear,
place on Saturday Jan 29 <t\ )
pm in the Multipurpose room ot
LRN
All new memoe'
welcomed
FUTURE
BLACK PREHEALTH Society
Meeting — Professional School
Applications and Summer Intern
'. ,rkshop Jan 31 79 pm
HRS Rooftop
DECISIONS SCIENCES CLUB in
vites all students interested m
playing the Wharton Game
(Simulation) to attend a meeting
Tuesday February 1 at 5 pm.,
Room 305 Houston Hall
FOLKLORE DEPARTMENT Colto
quia Series presents Or David
Whisnant. University ol Maryland
n Intervention Window on
itics ot Culture January
31 4 00pm 401 Logan Man
MALE DANCERS needed tor
AY ALA'
i
ince Group
Future performances include an
nuat New York and Boston
Festivals Tryouts. Sunday. 8
p m . HRN rooftop Info Danny —
387«83
SWE French Brunch and General
Meeting Sunday J<
a m Raisler Lounge
A SUPPORT GROUP lor •jdanu
who are or have been Bu.-■.
meet Tuesday. 3* beginning
Feb 1 Call 8987021
IBM WILL HOLD a general mfor
mation program lor those m
technical fields Jan 31. 78:30
pm
Alumni
Hall.
Towne
Building Career Planning And
Placement Service
VOLUNTEERS ARE NEEDEED to
serve as witnesses and«r |urors
(or Viiianova University School ot
La AS trial practice sessions In
i> Contact Br-rkv .'.
HNTER FOR THE STUDY
OF AGING presonts T Franklin
Williams. MD. University ot
Rochester on
Expenments in
Health Care Delivery tor Older Pa
tents' Duntop B. Medcal Educa
lion Building. 3 30-500 p m
AUDITIONS FOR Jesus Chnst
Superstar
the Spring Fling
ii will be held at Houston
Hall Auditorium on Jan 29 and
X trom si« to eleven pm
Reagan, Mubarak discuss Lebanon
v\ NSHIV.ION
I gyptian
President Hosni Mubarak, declaring
that then- is a "golden opportunity"
ior peace in the Middle East, urged
Presidenl Reagan yesterday lo force
Israel to withdraw its troops from
i ebanon.
"I pon
achieving
that,
other
aspects ol the problem would be
easier In SOlve," Mubarak said allri
a iwo-houi meeting with Reagan 11
the White House
I here was no indication ihat
Mubarak asked Reagan 10 suspend
1 s military 01 economic aid 10
Israel, although such a move by the
I lined Stales is known 10 be undei
consideration.
Mubarak appealed publicly, 10 the
Presidenl 10 "move further in supporting the rights 01 the Palestinian
people to sell determination."
Me implied in his statement that
in Israeli withdrawal from Lebanon
might no) In- enough IO persuade
King Hussein ol lotdan and Palest!
man leaders 10 join peace talks.
He also asked Reagan 10 go
beyond his proposal foi Palestinian
self-rule, "in association" with lor
WEEKEND
ALL WORKERS and interested
students, please attend the
United Jewish Appeal kickotl
brunch this Sunday January 30
II X at Hillel For more rtorma
lion - Frank 387 6624
Compiled from Associated Press ilisputi
dan. on I he Wesl Hank ol the Jot
dan
Rivet and in C1.1/.1
And
Mubarak called for a freeze on
lewish settlements and othei "settlement activity,"
•\ senior I S. official, hrieling
reporters on condition his name not
he divulged, said provision! in the
1978 Camp David agreement "deal
adequately with the issue ol sell
dcterminalion."
Both ihe agreement and Reagan's
September 1 proposal on the Palestinians call lor some loini ol sell
rule, but not tot a Palestinian stale.
"I believe that a golden opportunity exists and u would be a grave
Israel also wants to keep some
troops at monitoring stations m
I ebanon as a precaution against
renewed infiltration by Palestinian
guerrilla]
Ihe Reagan administration is opposed 10 a peace treaty between the
iwo countries at this point, and has
proposed that U.S. troops instead of
Israelis be stationed at the monitoring stations in the bordei area
Reagan chatted about
in
key adsiscrs at the opening ol then
meeting.
Asked by a reporter wheihei peace
mistake to miss it," Mubarak said.
"I also believe the peace process
would be reinforced if the United
States moved further in supporting
the right ol 1 IK- Palestinian people 10
self-determination."
Reagan, meanwhile, called foi an
earlj withdrawal from Lebanon ol
Palestinian and Syrian forces, as
well as the Israelis who invaded the
country In June.
Before withdrawing, Israel wants
the Lebanese government to agree
on diplomatic and economic lies
winleis
Washington as he and ihe Egyptian
leader posed for photographs with
talks
could
resume
while
foreign
forces remain in Lebanon, the 1'iesi
deni said with a smile, "No ques
tions at a photo opportunity."
According to the U.S. official,
Mubarak assured Reagan thai 1 gypt
would return its ambassador
to
Israel once an agreement was reach
cd on a troop withdrawal
Reagan "obviously indicated the
desirability
Of
relations
between
1 g\pi and Israel being better." the
official said.
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Maria.
Rita & Helen
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OtiaJiniiMcs ProsoiM*
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foi
Jesus Christ
Superstar
OFFSET PRINTING
AND
Hold al Houston Hall And.
Jan. 29 & 30
Brt:
6-11 P.M.
(& Music)
and pi1 prepared to dance
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Friday/Spotlight
Cam pilS land marks Students find out "what's in a name'
Square Pegs
Rittenhouse lab stars as building
B) NANO KESTI Ml MM
Rittenhouse is more than a square. Irt an institution .11 the i niverslt)
The name is Familial io most i niversity
students, as li Is promineni on buildings
throughout campus, and all ovei Philadelphia.
Yet most students who enlei David Rittenhouse
Lab each da> are oblivion- to ii- namesake's
background.
In 1962. the Universit) rnistees decided one ot
the campus buildings should beai Ritlenhouse's
name, and appropriately chose the physical
sciences building
David Rittenhouse was one ol the foremosi
astronomers, physicists, and mathematician ol
the isih century, according to University \i
chivisi lames Dalleti.
"He had one oi the keenest minds and one ol the
mosl scientifically oriented intellects ol the first
generation ol leaders ol the ne* republic," Dalleti
said.
Born in 1732, Rittenhouse began his career as
an expert dock maker, and latei began exploring
several scientific areas.
He is credited
with
many
scientific
achievements, in 1769, using specially designed instruments he built himself, he tracked I he path of
Venus, and determined the l arth was 2i> percent
farthei from the Sun than previously supposed
lie also Invented the metallic thermometer, and
\>,is the firsl to use a spidei'- haii thread to create
the cross-hah In a telescope.
Bui ins most significant accomplishment was
the perfection ol the orrery, a mechanical
planetarium which slums the relative positions
notions of the bodies ol the sobi system. The
Rittenhouse Orrery, which Rittenhouse constructed in 1769, was designed IO determine the
tune, duration, and path of eclipses extending
ovei .i period ol 5000 years.
During Revolutionary limes the orrery was con
sidered to be one of the greate-t inecli.uiu.il
deuces in the colonies In tact, it helped fuel the
already present rivalry between the University,
then called the College of Philadelphia, and
Princeton University, then known as the< ollege
A Jersey
\tter Rittenhouse promised the lirst orrery to
Princeton, he was forced to build a second one in
order to pacify I niverslt) Officials, die orrery
currently stands on the firsl Hour ol Van Pell
i brary. and is. in fact, the symbol ol the i nivei ■
MI\ libra) ies
According io Physics Department Chairman
Ralph \mado, naming the building alter Rutenhouse gave recognition to a largely unnoticed
scientist.
"Putting Ins name on the building is a way to bring back into the public esc .1 very important
figure in the 18th century scientific scene, who
hadn't had the visibility lie deserved," \111ado
said.
lot in- accomplishments, Rittenhouse was
made ihe
l niversity's
lust
professoi
ol
astronomy, and latei became vice provost and a
l niversity trustee
Then the Revolution.!! v \\ ,11 ended his scientific
career, hut could not ilovi down the rate of hi
complishments During the resi ol his life, Rittenhouse was named lust director ol the I nited
suites Mint, .I'wi succeeded Benjamin Franklin as
president ol the American Philosophical Society.
"As president ol the American Philosophical
Society, he held the highest learned office open 10
.111 \1ne11can then," Dalleti said. "And as many
people would agree today, the M's is the country's most learned and venei able society
Thus it is appropriate thai the building which
houses the astronomy, physics, and mathematics
departments is named aftei one ol this country's
lust experts in these subjects.
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Attention shoppers
Gimbel gives gift of fitness to U.
B> SI ZANNEI OVI
Bernard Gimbel never understood
how people could ignore then health
and lake Care Ol then clothe-.
"The body 1- the home ol the -oul."
the depart men 1 store magnate was
fond Ol saving.
Gimbel, whom the newspapers called
the Merchant Prince.'' was
graduated from the Wharton School
in 1907, and distinguished himsell
from typical Wharton students. He
plaved w.itei polo, wrestled, starred
.1- ,1 varsitv halfback, and won the
l niversity heavyweight boxingcham
pionship. In his sophomore year, the
ruddy teen.igei earned the nickname
Ol "the \\ .111101
long a benefactoi ol the Universi
is. (umbel's final gifl was the gym
nasium ai J7th and Walnut street*
which bears his name I he gym opened in is><>* and its < llympic-size indoot
pool was the fourth buili in America
Gimbel kept lit all ol ins life, M
30, he swam the length of .1 JJ
I 001 hotel pool without coming up for
.111 \nd this devotion to exercise kept
in check his other passion - food. In
.1 1965 interview with Charlotte Curtis ol The v» York Times, Gimbel
revealed his love - corned heel and
cabbage, lobster, baked potatoes and
lack Daniel's "with a without ,1 little
honey and lemon."
Gimbel received ,1 good minihei Ol
accolades In the course ot his lifetime.
In 1948. the National Conference
( luistians and lews gave him 11Brolherhood
Award
for
his
"outstanding contribution to human
relations "'
In 19*5. at a surprise 70th birthday
party attended bv ovei '(XI friends.
formei New York City Mayot Robert
Wagnei awarded Gimbel the Gold
Medal ol Honor and called him "the
greatesi man in the city ."
Heavyweight champion Gene runney
a sparring partner ot Gimbel
said the entrepreneur was -a very
dangerous man" in the ring.
In 1949. ciimbel told Life magazine
thai he thought retailing had a lot in
common with boxing,
"You've got io notice what's going
on around you ot you aien't going to
be around long," he said.
Ml hough lie w.is known for his
kind nature and mild temper, he was
a feisty and ruthless merchant. Colleagues, including formei Macy's
Presidem Jack Straus, -aid they
greatly admired his shrewdness.
Known as the man who broughl
(umbel's, his grandfather's dry goods
-lore, to New York, (umbel started as
a stockboy aftei his graduation in
1909, he became a vice president, and
Ies. than a VCJI later, Bernard Ciimbel
made his tirst big move.
He went to New York City to open
a store W hen deciding on a location
proved to he difficult, the gutsv
(umbel opened up next door to
Macy's - so there would be plenty of
customers.
\ .mid the same time, Bernard
Ciimbel made headlines by helping
rescue the cre» ol a sinking yacht ofl
Atlantic City
"Young Pluladelphiau. a University
of
Pennsylvania
Athlete.
Volunteers
for
Dangerous
Trip. . .Pulls an Oar, Still Clad in
Evening
Dress,"
blared
the
Philadelphia Record. Bernard (umbel
WU a hero.
He w.is no less a hero to the family
business. \fter a short time in New
York, Bernard (umbel had another
idea
the bargain basement, rtussei
ofl ihe famous price wars thai had the
two -lore- ai each other'- corporate
throats,
Bui (umbel and lack Straus, "Ml
Macy," were friends, frequently lunching and golfing together, even if, as
the Macy's proprietot told Time
magazine, they made H a point not to
discuss business.
Bernard (umbel kept his sti
ol high fashion
lie called u "ui-t
plain old (umbel's " But by 1923, the
"simpleton" had accumulated enough
wealth
to purchase Saks
liith
Avenue. This worried (umbel's
elders, but when the (neat Depression
hit, income from s.iks saved the family store
(umbel kepi tight control ovei the
company as president liom 1927 10
195'. the year he became chairman ot
the board. In 1961. his son Bruce
look over Ins position, hut the elder
Gimbel remained active In store affairs until his 80th year, And of
course, Gimbel could always be
lound with Ins buddies in the
Biltmore sauna.
(umbel loved to roam the floors ol
his store, greeting customers and
passing oul small toys to children, old
ladies or anyone who crossed his
path one tov manufacture! told Life
how much Gimbel enjoyed seeing
people smile. He never -aw h
nasium completed, but SI its dedication, his son Bruce said (umbel was
happy to learn of its construction
(umbel believed in giving to his dying day. and said. "A man all wrapped up in himsell is a pretty small
package."
By BON rOMIZAWA
In most places, nice guys finish last.
Bui al the I niversity, really nice guvs end up donating
i 2 million dollars to build a revolutionary building lhai
is designed to take advantage ol solai energy
\iul when the building i- lot Wharton, it ends up being
built with the glass facing the wrong way
north
But 192" Wharton graduate Henry Vance, alter whom
the building was named, probably wouldn't mind
wasn't the tvpe to get upset about such trivialities
Vance was a quiet, conservative man who rarely lost
his temper with anyone. He liked to lee up on the old
green, catch some sails in the west winds, and he occa
sionally would mosey on down to the bank- ol the
Schuylkfll - and row some oars
"When the vvealhei was nice, he Invariably wenl down
10 lie river and watched crew workout." retired Scnioi
Vice President for Development and Alumni Relations I
> raig sweeten remembers,
Vance was also a trustee fee Boys and Girls'(amps
Inc.,and for the Allergy Foundation ol America
I his nice guy was definitely B large! fCH the I niversity's Development Program.
I oi III veal- now. \,uue Hall ha- been standing ma
jestically on Spruce Stieet. With its unique north wall
primarily made up ol glass and Us sinking modem 81
chitecture, il is a fitting home fca the Wharton Graduate
Division.
"I'm very glad to have a small hand in the fund raising
campaign," Vance said in a lettei in conjunction with his
.•ill "As vou probably have guessed bv tin size ol my
contribution, I have a warm spot in my bean fen my alma
niaiei "
From early in his life, Nance was an extremely sue
ce—lul man He was horn in ( Huo. but he lived as a; out li
in Racine, Wl \tiei graduating from ihe i niversity, he
went to New "loik and stalled out as a luiiner in an investmeni firm. He wenl on >3 become the youngesi syndicate managei lor any major firm al the age ol 2.'. He
eventually became chairman ol Vance, Sanders & Com
pany Inc. in Boston, whose assets total $4.6 billion.
Because the si/e ol the -indent body in Wharton was
constantly increasing, Dietrich Hall soon becami
small. During this Development Program, the ad
ministration chose to build a place just foi Wharton
(I'.iduale.
V .tiding to formei Treasurer William Richard Got
don, the I niversity went to Vance in the hope ol getting a
sizable contribution Irom him to help hind the new
buildii
"When the Wharton Graduate building became a
possibility, Presidem Harnwell and the rrustees visited
him in Boston and asked him to Sign a pledge for $1
million." he said. "In exchange, Vance was promised a
building named .liter him."
On Octobei 28, 1972, Vance Hall was dedicated. With
the new space, MH \ enrollment was allowed to increase
bv 100
I nl.ti limalelv. \ance did not live 10 -ee his legacy
come 10 fruition. He died |usl si\ months before Ihe
dedication
\ BItCC became the second Bostonian to have a structure
on campus named aftei him. I ranklin I leld i-. ol course.
I he oilier one.
Levy family enriches campus
B> JULIE LEV!
You don't have to look hard to
know I ev v .
Although the name i- IIOI quite BS
popular as I ranklin, 1 evy appears on
several buildings a round ihe I niversi
ty.
All ol these structures were tunded
by I evy family members, so It is no
coincidence that the name is so promineni throughout campus.
Ihe
I eon
I ev v
Oral Health
Sciences Building, the Icon Levy
Dental Library, the Robert P. levy
lentil- Pavilion, and the Blanche P
I ev v P.II k. are all well known to most
University students.
The com r i bin ions made bv the
I evy I umily began with I con I evy, a
1913 Denial School graduate.
In I9<2. I evy established the
I eon I ev v I oiuulaiion
Ihe fund
assisted the I niversity in the con
struction ol a new ,i listed the
I niversity in the construction ol ■
new dental library, winch was opened in 1956 and was subsequently
named alter the elder Levy,
In addition to the library, the
levv Foundation also made dona
lions to the Dental School for the
purchase and installation ol a clo-ed
circuit television system
lew's largest contribution 10 the
I niversity w.i. lor a new dental
school building. The SI4.2 million
teaching and research building was
named the Icon levv Oral Health
Benevolent clan
donates funds
Science Building and was opened in
Because ol his many contributions, the General Mumni Society
awarded Levy
with the annual
Mumni Vward ol Met il in 1971
in the citation thai accompanied
the awaid. the society praised I evy
lot In- benevolence.
"i OUI fore '-'lit has helped to make
the School ol Dental Medicine oneol
the best equipped in the country." it
said.
Vide from
being a frequent
ractoi ot the l niversity Dental
School, Levy was also a diicclot ol
the < ohimbia Broadcasting System
and the Atlantic ( ilv Racing Association, hoard chairman oi the Delaware
leimiiiai and Warehouse < ompany,
and pre-idenl ol Philadelphia radio
-union WCAI .
levy's only son, Robert, I I9I<
( ollege graduate, was also strongly
affiliated with anothei branch of the
University.
In 1971,al age J9, Koheil I ev v was
elected as the youngesi member of the
University Board of Trustees Still
serving as a board member. Ihe
younger I evy lias also served a- chairman ot the Dental School board ot
overseers since 1979.
I ew combined in- love ol sports
with Ins inleiest in the I niversity bv
providing funds lot the construction
ol an nulooi tennis pavilion. Hie
four com t. (585,000 edifice was com
pletedin 19 I
In commenting upon the opening
the new pavilion, I evy said:
"Keciealion.il athletics ale a very mi
porlanl part ol student life al Ihe
i niversity rhrough construction of
the new tennis pavilion, we will give
many people the chance to enjoy ten
ins a- recreation all through the yeai "
Following in the philanthropic pat
tern ol her husband and son, Blanche
I evy donated SI million to ihe
I niversity loi a renovation Ol ( ollege
Hall Green in 1978.
In a letter to then President Martin
Meyerson in 19"", I evy explained the
ins behind hei generosity
"It is because ol what I envision
will be done and because I want, so
much, to have a part in the developing ol such an OBSil in a hustling,
bustling and rushing urban area that
the thought of making (his gift was
prompted." she wrote. "That, coupled
with the fact that the University was
the stomping ground where my husband. Leon: my son. Robert; and my
brother. Bill, received their formal
education, convinced me that the
making ol this citi to the University
wasa 'natural.' "
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Stability.
Mart Blaustein has il. His position doesn't.
< ..ii\ Binder, Rob Dubow, I iz McMillen, Bob
Wojiowicz, Donald Watnick and mysell can .ill ai
iesi in n bach oi us mils lasted a semestet before we
retired to a suite ol cushj padded cells in the bowels
ol III P
\iki now comes Blaustein, .1 nineteen year-old
junioi in the < ollege who comes to the position with
.1 distinct advantage ovet Ins predecessors, He's
already crazy. He's a pre-med.
Ihc MHI ni Mm ikon (.1 research scientist .11 the
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ii Maryland) and Ellen (a market analyst
foi Black .mil Decker), Marc was born from an intellectual!)
inclined
gene
pool
in
Hn-1.n1,
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ciis Before he could take rool in Bean
town, however, Marc moved iii St. I ouis where he
was institutionalized with acute schizophrenia when
ihe Red Sox played the Cardinals in the 1967 World
Set ies
1
n St I ouis, the "Blau" moved to Baltimore,
where he ale so man) crabs the) became the domi
ii.uii trail in ins personality. Now, though, there is
bnl) one home foi this poor, young, wandering Bio
or. 4015 Walnut Street.
IIK Rex Reed look-alike came to the DP during
khe fall ol In- sophomore year. Ii wasn't long until
then Managing Edit01 Scott Hellet noticed the boy's
laleni and pui him to work on .1 Chemistr) in
complete he'd had hanging ovei ins head foi five
semesters,
Aiii'i 1 wo stories as .1 general assignment rcpoi tet.
IBIaustein became .1 beai reportei because the DP
was exiremel) understaffed al the time, Mis First
■beat was I inancial -\ul •Vlinissmns. 1 asi semestet
he continued his meteoric use. moving up to Pro
vost's 1 Iffice,
His goals .is editorial chairman are the same as
nii.si who came before him. "I want to make the
pane interesting and provide thought provoking
DP'David Belsky
sinii and still have n readable," he said Wednesda).
■alivating at the thought, before analyzing the
chemical content ol said drool.
"I want people to be able to read im page and
know it's not going to express the same predictable
reactions," he continued.
\- foi his mill views, Blaustein, who said he had
"no opinions" in a recent interview, doesn't
categorize himsell as eithei a conservative or a
liberal.
"I don't believe l can be categorized as either," he
said so softl) he had to be asked ui speak up three
limes, "because 1 have a lot ol strong conservative
and strong liberal views."
\nd lasi inn not least, For those ol you have .1
i.M editorial chairmen land 1 know you'reoul
there), Marc's ravoi ite coloi is red, his favoi ite short
sane 1- "The Barnhouse Effect" b> Kurt Vonnegut,
and he religiousl) reads The YPM Republic, even if
doesn't always agree with it.
II he could be anyone else in the world, he would
be Herschel Walker.
■MacNelly
ii was three in the morning, and 1
was more tired than 1 Imagined
possible I'd slepl live hours in the
last two days, inn 1 couldn't fall
asleep since we weren't quite finished, but there was nothing In do bill
wan around and iiil the time So 1
grabbed three dice from a /'•
game thai was lying around, and I
started juggling
1 ei me make Ii deal right from
the beginning thai no one would
evei pas vet) much to watch me
juggle I have been gelling better,
but 1 don't do naming torches M
machetes, and 1 can't do eggs 01
bowling halls, and 1 can nevei quite
manage 10 lake a bile i'l an apple
that's whizzing b) mj Face
And I -nil haven't quite Figured
out how to do foul ai a lime
Hui luggling can be therapeutic,
and i needed some release nisi then,
and dice are pieii\ eat) 10 juggle
not as e.iss as tennis balls, bill still
prett) eas) So I jusi picked them up
and skilled tossing around three lei
lered Boggle dice.
I was reall) gelling Into it, wai
cbing the little cubes ii\ up, down
and across, always just in control,
always nearh out ol control, i was
able to Forget that Ii was the middle
of the night and thai ii would be
dawn before I weni to sleep, and
thai I'd be even more tired tnniu
row I slopped dwelling on the horrid task- which awaited me in the
days ahead. I nisi kepi watching
■hose dice IK around II was nisi inland the three Boggle cubes, and
nobod) else. I was ai peace
But all good things come to an
end. III mas be a cliche, hut aftet
thinking about il I reall) believe all
good things come tn an end.) So
meone brought me back to Earth,
and I losi im rhythm, and the cubes
went thing, and it was lane 10 con
cent rale on doing what I was sup
posed 10 be doing.
"Shit," I thought, as the cubes
dropped to the Floor, bouncing oFI
in three different directions,
I found two ol them right away,
bul I couldn't ligiire out whai hap
pened In the third one I looked
where I thought ii would be, and I
looked where I knew il couldn't
possibh be, li seemed to be gone
So i gave up. but I promised mysell
I'd find il latCI mi
So I finished im work, and I went
to look lor Ihc cube I knew where
it should have been, and I knew ev
actlv whal it looked like, so I W.MI'I
reall) thai worried.
WEI BE AN EMERGENCY
fAE£TlN3 OF TUE NMI6M10N
C0mmE.0Nr3PEO<..
Juggling
O
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I looked, and I looked, hut il just
seemed to be- gone. And the pet son
who owned the game veiled at me.
"You s.in'i pla) unless sou have all
the cube.' Find me niv cube! I ind
me m> cube!"
So I I,Hiked lor the cube, and I
joked thai I could bu) him ■ whole
new set oi cubes, bul I siiii didn't
Find it. and he didn't laugh at niv
joke, Neithei did I.
I walked home a little later, and I
kept thinking about dropping that
cube,
and
niggling.
and
how
sometimes I just couldn't manage to
keep Hack oi everything, so thai
things would go living oil. I was
worried thai I might have reall) lost
something Foi good this lime. I'd
never losi anything through juggling
before. 11 scared the shit out of me.
And when I came home, it looked
as though I had ditipped things
.mil I thought I'd really lost
something this time, and I kept
looking bul ii didn't want to be
round. \nd I was the onls one In
blame
aftet all. uui wouldn't
want io be juggled, would you?
Hut aftei a winie, I Found whai I
thought was losi, and I breathed a
-igh ol relief, and I Fell Into i the;'
sleep.
I he next dav I slepl late and rush
ed bask to where I had lost I he
cube, bul it still seemed to be miss
mg So I gave il up,
I piobablv should have sworn oil
juggling for evei right then. Bul 1
didn't know how to slop.
\nd there's nothing harder about
juggling then learning how to stop,
//., J Savin is associate editor oj\
I he D.nlv I'ennsvlvanian No Soap
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Letters to the Editor
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To the 1-diioi.
I oikming the announcement ol
nearly an $850.0(10 surplus in the
Fiscal yeai 1982-83 budget. Hall Increased Tuition wonders how this
surplus will be expended We suggest thai the sum be used a. one ol
the ways to offset ihc proposed 12
percent increase in tuition, I Ins
flhbjfc-
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amount, added io HI I \ push For increased donations and President
Hackney's and Provosi Ehrlich's
contiued efforts to tighten up the
budget, should certainly prove to eul
thai percentage io a more acceptable
figure,
KEN MEYERS
BRUCE KITH s<>\
Co-Chairmen
KAREN RAKK
VICW BERNSTEIN
I U \N K NOWA(V) k
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DAVID CONWAV
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future of Argentine life
iiv DAVID LIKBERGALL
Jove tatonio Mendiz, the cultural
attached the Argentinian Ernbass)
in Washington, in . will speak to
'ii ihe current date ol affairs in
\rgentina.
hold foi
the political future i>i
Argentina
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second
topic
Mcndi/
will
discuss i~ the continuing crisis in the
translators will he available.
"It will be .1 _eie.il oppoi liiiuts loi
students with an interest in latin
I alkland Islands.
Nah.IIIO said.
Angela Ruiz, a l niversit) alumna
who moved to the limed Mates
"Man) people want to know what
nil.i i- going to do in reference
I he lecture i- being sponsored b>
the
Modern
Languages
college
House, and «ill be held there ai 4
to the
soldiers
p.m.
islands," Naharro said. "Mendii wjll
hopciiiiu give insighi into this pro
Mem and look at the opportunit)
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i»
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Naharrb,
the
directoi
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Modern
I anguages
House, Mendiz will speak on the
large
still
garrison ol
British
stationed
on
the
loi peace in this area."
topic
i'i "Argentina
roday," and
ricall) on the future ol Argenti
man politics.
\ final
topic Mendii is expected
America
from
to
share
Argentina
then
eight
Mews."
seals
agreed
"It will be interesting to see what
he has to s.i\ about Argentina," she
said.
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importani
foi
here ai the
l niversit)
to have the
A TOUCH FOR HEALTH IS A TOUCH FOR LIFE
"There are importani elections upcoming in Septembei 10 see which
nart>
«ill
replace
militar) junta," he
the
said.
I lie lecture, winch will be an in
outgoing
"Mendii
«ill discuss whai these elections will
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before
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Christmas
break,"
Meyers said "So these groups real I)
haven't had a chance to organize "
lecturers
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students
opportunit) to have an exchange ol
ideas with somebod) representing
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GRADUATE
STUDENTS
INTERESTED IN
• Using your research skills beyond the
University?
Dr Carol Riordon. Ph D Linguistics ol tin' National
Diabetes Resean h Inter* hange
nnd
I>t Diana Whitney. PhD Organizational
Communications.
Management Consultant, formerly <■( H.iv. Assoi
rind
Sperrv, Univat
discuss opportunities in
CONSULTING and RESEARCH
Monday. Jnn 31. 4:30 6 00 p m
Ben Franklin Room. Houston Hall
• Making your writing work for you?
Mr Michael Markel of the !
clinical
("i immunii. lions
Ms Constance Bill.' "I Educational Communications
and
Dr Marshall Ledger of the Pennsyh
zettu
disi i.
in • re In
Introduction to Judaism
Monday 3-4 (chapel)
Seth Brody
Using the Bible and selected rabbinic texts, this class will analy/i'
Judaism's view of G d. covenant, social tuslice. prophecy, and uncover
the Torah s meaning in our own lives
Torah Study
Mon 6 15 7 30 (library)
Rabbi Leib Tropper
Contemporary Issues in Halacha
Thurs 4 5 (library)
Seth Brody
In this course, we will study how Jewish law is dealing with issues
raised by social and technological changes in society, through an
analysis ol Ihf writings ol Orthodox and C'
urisls Topics
include
lime bound commandments . Torah study and women, and
issues ol contraception, abortion and leta
lal
4
ons only
Kol Yaakov Yeshiva
This course is designed lor those who want to study the Torah and
traditional commentaries, and discuss classical issues ot Jewish
beliel
Everyone is welcome No previous experience required
Biblical Personalities as
Archtypes for Personal
Transformation
Talmud I
Thurs 12 30 1 30 (rabbis of lice)
Rabbi Yosel Wosk
This class will discuss Jewish sacred stories in relationship to your
own loumey through i I
Mon 4 30-5 30 (library)
Rabbi Michael Kaplowitz
A first Talmud course, designed to introduce students into the world of
rabbinic literature. The section to be studied is Tractate Brachot. Ch 4
which deals with Jewish prayer.
Talmud II
Mon 3 30-4 30 (library)
Rabbi M < hae Kaplowit?
For students who have previously studied Talmud, this class will
concentrate on reading nshonim and critical text problems Bava
Mpt?iah. Ch 6
Themes & Genres of the Poetry
of Yehuda Halevi
Wed 4 5 (library)
HayimSheynin
Jews For Jesus? Jesus For
Jews?
Mon 6-ri (rabbi's office)
R Michael Kaplort.it/ K others
In four intensive sessions we will discuss the underlying theology and
ph losophy of those who aggressively try to convert Jews to
Christianity and talaoous'y posit that one can embrace both Judaism
and belief m Jesus The arguements of the Christian missionaries will
be presented, analysed and refuted on the basis of accurate readings
ot Scriptural citations hlStO'y and comparatr.' '•
required lexis t Bit>i« d'u] ^ New Testament
S10 prior to first session
i enrollment 15
All Classes begin the week of Jan. 31, 1983
This course will study the contents and poetic forms in the works of
Yehuda Halevi. the great Jewish poet of the golden age of Hebrew
literature in Spam Several poems of different genres will be read and
analysed
T'fillah: Conversations with G-d
Wed 4 15 5 15ichapeli
Jeffrey Schwartz
What is it thai we do when we pray9 An analysis of Biblical and
Rabbinic sources concerning the meaning and purpose of prayer and
how these relate to Jewish law and customs
Bar/Bat Mitzvah Class for Adults
TECHNICAL and FREELANCE WRITING
Monday. Feb 7. 4 30-6 («> p m
Bon Franklin Room. Houston Hal
Wed 6 30 7 30 (chapel'
Cheryl Skoinick
Designed lor those who never had the opportunity to study for Bar or
Bat Mitzvah The eight month cycle encompasses studies in Shabbal
holidays, prayers, synagogue skills and life cycle At the completion of
Ihe course and alter proper preparation, a Bar Bat Mitzvah ceremony
will be celebrated During the eight month period, each student is
required to study towards Hebrew reading lluency ($35 for non
students)
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I'M.I 6
Wiggers have 'Art'
'( nnlinued from page I)
In .1 later skit, e e. cummingi canl
find secretarial work, and Jean Paul
Sartre winds up giving singing
existential-grams in short telephone
biis between an agent .mil Ms artistic
clients. These bus ad us stringers
between scenes, tun should not be
viewed il tiller
the) .ire some of
I he runniest one-liners in the show
Also lend sour ear to the short
musical number In Ihe \.in Oogh
-. and a unuiuc Iribule to Cereal
in a lunm. four-man harmony.
I he lirsi aet ends with a show
Stopping dance number, but it SCemi
i.. go "ii nisi a little tiK) long, and you
wondei when it will end.
1 he all-male casl is al home in their
Feminine wardrobe, and happil) the)
do not reK on drug jokes to get Ihe
aughs lor them
rnesuperioi second acl begins with
it Mc* ie \i i." ,i great tribute to jusi
about every film Bogart ever made.
Although the skit is possibly the
longest in the show, H does not lose Hsieam. The end is a bit ol a disa|v
pointmenl - il looks like ihe group
was stuck lor an ending and copped
out, with an obwous Reagan
reference, fcven with the let down en
ding, this is a superior skit.
I he an theme ol this year's produc
non is carried through perfectly, producing more puns and Other lokeihan one might think possible.
When asked the whereabouts of the
man known only as "Art" in "H Movie
Art," Kick replies, "in the eye ol the
beholder."
Ii\ l.u the luninesi skit in Ihe show
is a \\ \SI' version ol Shakespeare.
Aptly entitled "Romeo and C okes,"
the skit brings Romeo and Juliet to a
McDonald's where Hamlet works
Ihe Bard has never been mote
humorously
abused
I he
McDonald's used to be a
Donuts. del it'.'
Duncan
\ w alkman dance numbei uses in
iricate technique
you hear the
music Onl) when lhe\ lake the head
phones oil
and clearly shows the
superior dancing skills ot the actors.
Ihe suburbia skit, "Soap Opera,*
was the onl) disappointmeM in the second aci Ihe stereotyped characters
were [-v.ilntnll> accurate, but the skit
failed to tap the potential humor. The
spoken dialogue was tunny, but the
songs, which constituted most ol the
scene, were fiat.
ihe finale is "Patrons ol ihe Arts,"
ihe group's tribute io the sodet)
crowd li concludes with a sene- ol
show stopping chorus lines thai prove
men can no! Oltl) wear g.uteis. but
don'l always have lo lead.
Bui is il art? Il is this weekend.
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Iridav. January 28. I<)K.«
Stepping Up
The Canellos legend
reaches helm of DP
Managing l-dilor KrlC .1. Navil/
DPiDavid Belsky
'Good egg' Savitz
is managing editor
H> PKTF.RCANEI LOS
When Erie Savitz finished his first
story foi The Daily Pennsylvania/!
and wen home, he expected to see it
in ihc paper (he nexl day ll wasn't
in, Not ttiit ii make il into tlie next
day's paper.
(in ihe iinrii day. Savin - by ins
own admission scared to death thai
he had done something wrong
opened up ihe papei and saw his
story Running lead
Ihe I m I.
the i stands for
.las
Savitz in line quickly became
a common sight on page one. as
s.nii/ worked his was up from
povering student government and the
provost's office to the associate
editorship
Along the
way. he
distinguished himsell by writing in
Uepth features on subjects ran
from ihe I'enn Dresel connection 10
in.imeil undergraduates
Now Sam/ will decide where
stories run and who wines them.
I lie bearded I'hiladelphian will be
installed as managing editot ol ihe
99th board Bl Ihe paper's annual
banquet tomorrow.
ii\ a role he feels well prepared
fot
As associate editor, Savitz
helped recruil and train mans ol Ihe
reporters now providing ihe hulk ol
his siat I
"I tiunk (ms. experience] gives me
a perspective that most managing
editors never have." he said yestei
day. his thick glasses focusing in on
his
interviewer
"Most
ol
the
reporters I have now wrote their
insi stories tor me, They're growing
and I'm growing, Ii makes for a
close relationship."
"I'm pleased with the was Ihe
reporters have worked out
pro
bably better than most groups ol
reporters ai this stage ol Ihe came,"
he added
Most ol ihe reporters are as
positive about Saviiz as he is about
them.
"Eric was very influential in my
becoming very active in ihe paper,"
College freshman and new religious
affairs reportei An inn Bobrovc said
"Because ol him I've acquired a
strongei desire 10 become a lot more
involved."
\ml residences and fraternities
reportei Mary I Hen Crowley said,
"he's a really nice guv and he's Inn
to work with I had a really nice
lime with him al live in ihe morning
last lucsdjv."
Iliu health schools reporter Alan
Scheiner is angry with Savitz, Inm
ed Scheiner, "he made me write a
Bv KOHIN M. DAVIS
Hack in Septembei ol 1980, Petet
Canellos was the lust person in Ihc
rcshin.in class 10 some up to the
/I/' offices lor an assignment.
I caning back in his chaii in ihc
office ol the executive editor, he
•as- with a grin that he will be the
last to leave.
winch is very fortunate foi The
Ikiih Pennsylvanian.
smcc ai living .11 the l niversity,
( anellos has forged a legend al 40th
and Walnut Streets, Mis precocious
beginning was just ihe stan ol many
firsts loi
the son spoken, sell
confident
journalist
from
New
I ngland
Newcomers and veterans alike
watched lhal semcstei as Canellos
look ihe award-winning daily by
storm. While Ins accuracy and in
slam adjustment 10 working quickly
undci pressure surprised his editors,
the first-semester freshman's prolifk
output sel new /)/' record- and
aroused amazement.
\tter a whirlwind lust semester,
he was given the l niversity laboi
and
legal
affairs
heal.
usually
reserved foi sophomores or juniors
being pinned tin ihe paper's top
positions
Dining the nexl foui
months he continued his pace, .md
ncii het ihc l niversity not ihe papei
knew what had hit llieni. He again
sel records by writing upwards ol
live stories each week, and earned a
reputation as an unstoppable
findei with a strong allegiance lo as
curacy .<IH\ a firm sense ol fail play
He continued setting records in
Ins sophomore year, and in lanuary
ol 1982 became The Daih ,"
sylvaman's second in command as
editot in-chief, marking ihe lusi
tune the posl was held hv a second
sen student.
lonionow night, ovei '(Hi people
will watch (anellos claim auolliei
lusi in The Daily Pennsylvania/!'*
history When he becomes executive
editot ol Ihc 98 year-old newspaper,
al a banquet tomorrow nighl in Ihc
l niversity Museum, he will he Ihc
lusi person in recent history lo have
held both the lop and niimhei Iwo
|X>s|s
People familial with the pressures
ol Ihc /V'.ind the energy with which
(anellos iluew himsell into the lole
oi editot III duel are ama/ed thai he
would h.ne ihe stamina lo continue
running ihe newxpapci lot anothei
year.
Ilui he views the unprecedented
act with modesty, talking instead ol
Ins love lot Ihe insiitution and his
excitement ovei ihe papei
"I am constantly ama/ed at how
much goes on al ihe DP." he said
last nighl aftct a busy iwo weeks. "I
take a parental pride in what
on here
Ml day we have sales
DP
Da*
I vieutive I diliu I'eler Canellos
representatives
meeting
with
businesses,
production
people
preparing ads. and reporters inlet
viewing sources."
"\i nighl is all the Winnie and
editing." he continued. "There's not
a minute ol Ihe day when something
isn'i gome on I find il an endlessly
stimulating experience
(n ihe l niversity. c anellos says
he »ould like lo see "a renewed el
fort 10 build the College into ihe
finest liberal arts institution in the
country ."
"I'd hke IO see the adminisirati
u otttlnued •■'• page Hi
The 99th
Board:
The Torch
Is Passed
K imtlnuecl tin inge II)
Vattey-guy Werner to take care of business
By ADKII \Nr SHK.hsSK k
lie's into lions.
\lmosi 2(1(1 altogether
lour ol
them on Ihe walls ol his spacious />/'
office, one on ihe mug that he keeps
lor Ins daily ration ol fan. is ot 20 in
his cramped high-rise loom, and IS(I
lelt behind al his home in c alabasas,
c alii
His name is Michael I Werner "Michael I ."
10 friends, anil after
a year as advertising coordinator and
advertising manager, the Wharton
jiuiioi is ready lotake ins place at ihc
k',id oi the business office ol The
Duih Pennsylvanian.
He comes into the position ol
business manager with a great deal ol
experience behind him Al Ins home
neat ihe infamous San Kcrnando
Valley, he was editot in chief ol The
iCalahasas Chronicle al Calabasas
High School He also spent a busy
sunimei as production manage! Ol the
/,/- \'irgene\ Enterprise, where he
■ prepared noi only ihc advertisments
and layout, but also wrote foi both
ihe news and sports departments and
woiked a- a legal clerk.
sales as well as promotion
More recently, he was news dircc- semcstei
supervising approximately 35 peo;ioi al WQHS radio, and he has win
len I'm both the V ' ' (-('"A'and the Pie
"What t-io I hope lo accomplish this
IK ws department ol The /'/'
his
He ha- a strong background in the veai '" he asks, shrugging
workings ol ihe DP business on ice as shoulders. "Well, lo make sure we
well Dining Ins freshman year, he don'i go bankrupt. Oh, and efficien
,\. and good cusiomet service loward
[worked in the production depart
mem. and l.uei with ihe advertising Kin advertisers, and smoothing relabeiween
staffs,
among
coordinator a position he himsell tions
you know, make us all one.
loot ovei last lanuary In addition 10 staffs
being the firsl person III leceni big, happy family
Executive Edifot ivtci t anellos
memory to develop an entire layout
staff, he assumed lull responsibility said he feels confident Ihese goals will
fot ihc advertising departmeni last be no problem foi Weiner. In an in-
I
DP
liiisiniss Manager Michael I . Weimr
Icrview last night, C anellos said lhal
"Michael is very competent and exiiemely intelligent in addition lo he
me very dedicated to The DP."
Although he spent most of his
youth in Rockland c ounty, s. v. , ihe
soli spoken Wei net is more closclv
associated
with
the "mellow''
stereotype ol the Wesi Coast, I'lul
I Ibaz ol WQHS remarked over din
nei seveial days ago, nol knowing lawas going to he quoted, thai "Mike
Wei net is the only person I know who
lives in Soul hem ( all I oi in a and never
has aian."
while he hopes foi a careei in
publishing. Weinei admits lhal he is
an "accountant al heart," and would
like lo earn a ( I1 \ when lie
graduates He is currently studying
accounting in ihe Wharton school
Weiner's
hobbies
include
photography, pinball, pumpkin com
petitions and. ol course, looking al
lions, He thinks the Philadelphia Zoo
has ihe besi lion collection he's ever
■ecu
" I he I . A Zoo has only one measly
lion." he said "( an you believe it?
One measly lion!"
■
Ni-tts Miliir Mel an lulsis
Frenetic Fatsis takes
reins as news editor
Bv MARK BROIIMAN
In one cornet ol ihe newsroom, a
report! r is ft ant K.IIIV it vine io gel
through io an important source,
who seems to have taken an in
detinue vacation 10 an island in the
Sargasso Sea and is teas liable only
ihrough -moke signals
in
anothei
cornei
of
ihe
newsroom, a computei terminal it
beginning lo iv|>c oui loday's I iberlv Bell results where Ihe lead story
used io be
Al Ihe nighl editor's desk, the
headlines look like thev weie written
by
a
paraplegic
orangutan on
mescaline. rhe disk drives have
eaten three stories, the lypesettei is
spitting oni ihe classified ads in
Serbo-Croatian, and live reporters
want IO he edited sow because
they all have big lests tomorrow and
have 10 go home 10 study right
away
ii the news desk. Stefan I Bl
sis IS dealing with ihese simultaneous
crises in the calm, collected tradition
Ol /'/' news editors liom nine un
memorial.
He is Hailing Ills anils and slu ick
ing
Ihe frenetic Fatsis, who insists
he's not frenetic, comes lo the |ob ol
news editot well prepared foi ihe
-leads adrenaline drain he will lace
as ihe workhorse ol nightly news
production. A- the paper's mi
hlic reporter
tor Ihe past two
semesters, he wrote more stories
i han anyone can remembei (except
fot him
he kee|>. careful count),
and burned ihrough iwo ol Thi
/i/'s most exhaustive beats
laboi
and legal affairs, and studeni activities and athletics
Rocking hack and forth in his
shall and pumping Ins arms, the
c ollege sophomore talked ihis week
about the paths and people who
have shaped las past and what he
-ees foi l lie future
"I am considering a careei in joui
nalism, but I don'l think I'd need
The DP lor lhal." he said "The DP
is a stepping stone Ol son.
Ii
thrusts you into ihe real world oi
journalism. We're doing work I hat's
on a level with in.iiiv piolession.il
newspapers, and above ihe level ol
mans others, and in lhal sense it's
rewarding
"I feel I'm working in a careei
now. hut al Ihe -aine nine It's not a
career, because ol Ihe liny, secluded
environment lhal college is." he
equivocated.
i
assumei his new position
with a siione background in mans
aspects oi the world ol ihe media
He was spoils editor ol las high
-choui newspaper, /''<■ Pel Mel in
Pelham, N.Y.; an intern al New
Rochelle's WVOX radio; a reports
last summer al The v» Haven
Register.
t( imiinued >»i nag* H»
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MARIANNI MM.Aim
ROOMS PAl I
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('Hi Editor
NINA III
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Mb HAH (.1)1.11111 R(.
Wrv Man
USA (.(II I 11! I HI.
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Advertising Director
/ eat are I tiii<"
DP iihotos by David Belsky
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Time: 1500 hours Friday, Jan. 28
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In an attempt <o cash in on the sucCMJ "I the network series Three's
Company, tin w,n Board of The
Dail) Pennsylvania/! will include
iline photo editors instead of the
traditional two.
The mastermind of The DPi extenslve photgraphy operations, including
the department's new darkroom (to be
installed in Aruba sometime this spring) is Stesen Siegel. Although he hai
no objections tn the department^ new
expansion into the Carribean, he
would prefa to be skiing barefoot in
I IK- Alps.
A native son of Morns Plains,
N.J., Siegel is proud of the fact thai
he was born with an alligator
embla/oncd on his chest, forehead
and jockey shorts. The junior finance
major like- id describe himself as a
M\ Footer, with blond curly hair and
blue eyes. Unfortunately, no one else
describes him that way (see photo
above).
Sued believes in "truth, justice and
the American way," winch explains
why in- always lakes baby pictures.
Me is fond ol older women and brags
about I be fad that he never was a
virgin.
Holding the photo oil ice togetbet
will be the ever-charming Southern
belle, Ann Dungan. Dungan. a
sophomore mechanical engineering
major, was CO-PhotO Hditor of Collimns magazine (along with Siegel), as
well as being a photo night editor for
Tha DP fa thepasi two semesters,
The 19-vear-old Dungan is proud
ol net domestic talents, which are
highlighted by her sewing expertise.
I ins excellence was recently exhibited
when she arrived on campus in
January sponing a new black miniskirt.
Het mothet describes her as 5 feet 8
inches tall with brown hair and hazel
eyes, and as an awlul child. She also
is quick to explain that Ann chipped
her 100th in sixih grade while playing
blind man's bluff.
Duncan's other specialty lies in
saloons ol higher repute. Met lavoritc
drink is a "Sloe Comfortable Screw,"
and she bribed her way into being
photo editor by showing up to her interview with a pitcher of banana daiquiris
Ann wants to go skiing someplace
where she can ski in a bikini. Swim
suns ire also one oi her specialties as
she exhibited in her glorius athletic
career as the back stroker for the
James \\. Robinson Secondary
School, in her hometown of Clifton,
&
DP/David Belsky
The first family i>f phoU>t>raphv. xssiniau Photo tditors Ann Dungan anil
Burn trit'tlmun and I'hoto Editor Steven siegel relaxing in their newlv
cleaned office. May Ihev always have time to relax.
Ilu- third oi this distinguished
croup is College junioi Barry Friedman. Affectionately known as "Eddie
Monster" lo his colleagues, Barry is
the technical wizard ol the depart
mem.
According to ins mentor,
David "l lie Camel" Gladstone,
"liarrs is ihe Ottl) one I know who
operates nearl) as quickl) in the d.uk
as I do."
\ biochemistry major, I riedman
has hopes ol a career in medicine, a
field in w Inch lie should be able to put
his photographic talent io the greatest
use He would like to study in his
home tow n ol Pittsburgh, Pa.
Friedman rooms with such notables
,i. MOO Moo and Dell, both of DP
sports lame, which explains his lack
ol manners Moo Moo commented,
"Han \ is i he only guy I know who
eats peanut butter and jelly soup and
washes il down with Mclaiiiucil."
Friedman is proud ol the fact that
he will be taking over in the photo office tradition of hot-headed editors
who just can't lolcialc people in the
newsroom Says Friedman, "I'll give
up a pa-s reception fa B good pop of I
the line."
Friedman has no known hobbies and
when interviewed, ^J^ no comment
Other lhan thai, he's a thrilling guy.
And so the saga begins, a preppy. a
Southern belle and a hot-headed
technical whiz.
Discussion and Reception with Sam Greenlee following special
showing of his 1973 revolutionary film based on his controversial
best selling novel about the C.I.A.
Janet Leigh
Lawrence Cook
Paula Kelly
* J.A. Preston
in
THE SPOOK WHO SAT BY THE DOOR
written by
Sam Greenlee
directed by
Ivan Dixon
SUNDAY, JANUARY 30 at 4 pm Zellerbach Theatre
Tickets: $2 students, $4 general
Presented in celebration of Black History Month and Year 102 by Annenberg Center and Afro-American
Studies Program in association with Perm's Sister Sister. Office of Student Life-Year 102 and W.E.B.
Dubois College House
Tickets at Annenberg Center Box Office
III! 1>\II\ PENNSYI V INIAN
Mda>. Januarv 28. 1983
PACK 9
'Ventman'
(((iniinuriljrom page I)
Bui the ipeakei added that as time
went on, he came to realize that Hid
die chose ins own life. When he ap
proached Biddlc on one occasion
and told him that he heard the
"ventman" «.is i rice guy, Biddic's
reply
w.is.
"Sometimes
yes,
sometimes no."
When he asked Biddlc it he had .i
place to stay, Biddlc answered, "yes,
here." indicating the local streets
When asked whether he needed
clothes. "Ins repj) was 'I have
clothes.' ■ referring to the clothes he
was wearing,
"Nh rage died down." the man
laid, adding that he "was ion ol
happy" seeing Biddlc live the waj he
wanted to, "it was ins decision."
DP/DaviO BelsKy
With the bOM-CI-MSbiai farce Of an Mriuii hull rlrphanl as ll crashes
ihniii^ii Ike jungle, iqaashini an traerlcan lourisl wMk his wife looki on
in hotriir. causing her In drop her infant iHudlirsl into Ihr ni-arhv river
where crocodiles with Mood-sialned leelh lick their chops in anticipation
ol Unit feast HI riesh, David "Hrala-Damaged" Mdtdmaa and Racbad
;"No, I »as born this «a>" Mhjler lake charge "i lac ever-feslerini sore
■kal Uih Strttt Magazine has become.
Wlifc ihe style and grace of a coavktcd ax-saarderer awaiting his
lenience lor hipping off the keadi »t aa eallre iccoad-grade class »iih a
verj sharp fork, format /»/' crime reporter Meisdmai says his goal is to
' "avoid being put away" and m »atih as manv graphical) violent horror
movies on HIM) as "time will allow." His favorite bod) part is the pancreas, becaaM of its aapieasara faacllon and its propensil) lo bleed «hcn
panel ured.
With the lining and nil ol a convicted shop-litter who squeals on her
friends, causing I hem lo treat her farailj lo a picnic and ihen Ignlle (hem
with a hlovv-torch, former sland-up comedienne Mgler savs she wanU lo
"do some things" ami "do a couple ol oilier Ihinys." as «ell. Her favorite
number is 38because not loo man) people actuall) take the time to count
that high.
I Mt> I liiirsclaN this dynamic duo will pul out a tahloid that is Iree. aopposed lo the \uiiiinul Enquirer, which costs money. In an unrelated
Story, several hundred Philadelphia residents are discussing moving 10
< linden,
"IK was par! ol the University
commuirit) and the communlt) at
he added, "it sort of made
him ,i part ol the famil) " He also
said he understood thai the Law
School Jean was looking into the
legalities of the University daiming
Biddic's bod) so thai he could
receive a proper burial or cremation.
asked those interested in
discussing possible funeral ot cremation arrangements to meet with him
at the end of the memorial, and
Allen said later that a fund ma\ be
set up foi Biddic's burial or crema
lion
\ briel silent vigil followed the.
exchange ol comments ai the gathering, and Mien'- rendition t "Down
b> the Riverside" concluded the
memorial serv ice
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Learn about newspapers from the inside out. Join
the DP Advertising Layout Staff - a unique
opportunity to work at the crossroads of business
and journalism.
Intro Meeting, Jan. 28th
4:00 P.M.
Can't attend call Lisa Goldberg, 898-6581 /
(( nntimied from page I)
has had much experience with the
paper's Financial operations. In the
past year ihe Wharton junioi has
served .1^ boih advertising cooi
dinator
and
advertising
sales
manage! He comes to the I niversity
from Calabasas High School in Los
Angeles County, Calil . and is an ac
counting major. He plans to get his
c i' \ aftet graduating, and then work
in the publishing field.
Man iiiausiein. i biolog) majoi.
will become the paper's editorial
chairman, A graduate of Clayton
High School m si. I mns. Mo., Blaus
tein is a junior in the ( ollegc His aim
.iiier graduation is to become a
philanthropist
Hill House
resident
Marianne
arty will assume ihe second post
on the business side ol the operation
as financial manager. Die v\ hart on
sophomore is majoring in international business and finance, and is .i
graduaie oi Oystei Bay High School,
on i one Island, she plans to be an international rinanciei
Stefan Fatsis will become the
paper's news editoi Hailing from
Pelham, New
York, Fatsis was
graduated from Pelham Memorial
High School and is planning to m.noi
in American studies, rhe College
sophomore aspires to be a professional journalist.
I nglish majoi
Nina
I iu will
become associate editor, rhe College
junioi has covered iwo beats during
the past sear and is planning a career
in publishing, she attended John F.
Kenned) High School in New York
City
New sits editoi
Rodney
Paul
transferred to the ( ollege front the
University ol Delaware in September.
Paul, who hails from Delaware, I
currently an English major; following
graduation, he plans 10 move to Israel
and write.
Wharton
sophomore
Michael
Goldberg will become sales man
The marketing major was a sales
representative In his freshman year,
and last semestei served as a senior
sale- representative
He attended
(neat Neck Senioi High School, on
I one Island, and is planning a carets
in business
The new feature editoi is Wharton
sophomore l ee Schalop, also a Long
Island name. The finance major
covered the Anticnbcrg School last
semester, and plans one day 10 be the
president ol the New York Stock Ex
change lie attended Hewlett High
Schaol.
Juniors Ken Rosenthal and Dave
Zalesne will take ovei the helm ol /</'
Sports Rosenthal is an English major
from I ong Island with plans to con
II nuc
writing
aftei
graduation,
Zalesne is ■ Philadelphia native and
was graduated from tklba Academy.
He is B political science major, and
plans togo to law school.
Sara ( oughlin and Steve Routberg
will be production managers foi ihe
> »tii Board, Coughlin is a junioi an
history major 111 the College, comes
from Washington, D.<, and attended
Mai oral i athedral High School.
Routberg, a Wharton sophomore ma
ioring in finance, was graduated from
i i
the I aduc Hiiih School in St. I ouis,
and hopes to attend law school.
Lisa
doldberg.
a College
sophomore, will assume the post Ol
Advertising Director, she hails from
Somerville, N I,
Steve Siegel, Ann Dungan. and
Barry
Friedman
will
run
the
photography operation. Siegel is an
economics majoi in Wharton, and
was graduated from Morristown
High School m Morn. Plains, N.J.
rhe junioi plans to go 10 law school
aftei
graduation,
Dungan
is
i
sophomore and
is majoring
in
mechanical engineering she attended
the lames W. Robinson Secondary
School in Clifton, Va, Friedman
come- to the l niversity from Mount
i ebanon High school in Pittsburgh
He is majoring in biochemistry, and
alter graduating nexi year he plans to
gO to medical school.
Finance majoi Kevin M. Kelly will
become the new credit manager. I he
sophomore halls from Springfield,
Pa., and plans |o cniet his Iannis'sbusiness, canvas manufacturing
David Meiselman and Rachael
Miglei will he running 34ih Sireel
magazine. Migler, a biological basis
ol behavioi major, is a senioi and
plans to work on a travel 01 leisure
magazine after she graduates She ai
tended the ( hens Hill I ast High
School and I'tinceton High School.
Meiselman is a sophomoie in t he ( ol
lege H\K\ plans to maioi in English.
lie attended John I Kennedy High
School III SHvei Spring, Md., and
plans to be a scieenwritet.
Fatsis takes over news desk-
(( imtinueit Iniin page 7)
In his three semesters at The DP,
Fatsis, a diminutive Greek who was
once
described
definitively
as
•Yoclciiti.il" In News EditOI Emeritus
Robert I . shepard. has shown a
ferret-like ability to produce news.
\s laboi legal reportet last year,
he wrote virtually every day, keeping
tabs on lawsuits against the i nivei
sity and charting the path ol com
plainants through the grievance process
He anchored the
paper's
coverage oi the \Mianon Analysis
(enter, and even made the tick to
liny C'arrolllon. Ala., to covet a
march b> the Penn Coalition tor
Voter Rights.
And laler, as ihe reporter assigned
IO cover the athletic department,
I atSJS made a legend ol himself as
the lirst news staff member Io get a
byline on the sports page. That.
combined with ihe fad thai he is the
only news stall member who can
tolerate the sports stall, has earned
him forever the appellation, 'Almost
Sports."
so who better to comment on ins
ascendancy to board-dom than the
outgoing bon/o-gon/o ol
sports.
Bryan Harris, known to ihe initialed
as
the
inscrutible,
ubiquitous
\loostet Meister,
"Stefan thinks he's a sportswritei
'cause he got his little Greek name
on my page once." Harris spewed
yesterday, "Stephan ain't so sports
wilier
I don't even think he's
Greek, I think he crawled out from
under a rock somewhere. . I think
I'm gonna kick ins ass."
Bui the central question about
I ai si s remains: Is he really not as
cute as former minority affairs beat
reportet Kenny Birnbaum? We ask
ed manwatchei Debbie Levinson of
the Penn Women's Center, where
Fatsis hangs around looking for hot
new. tips and pats on the head, for
hei measured opinion.
"No comment.1' she said
Then she added, "Whatever the
news editoi does. I'm convinced
Stefan will be very good al ii."
This experimental, prototype issue of
The DP was produced through the
technical magic of Broitmlnnovation, Inc.
Void where prohibited by law.
Outgoing
News
Ldilor
Mark
Id oilman thinks it's stupid how peo
pie always quote themselves in these
stones, and therefore declined comment.
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U. plans forum on de Beauvoir
B> IH.I I \ M \KI)UIK
I In- I niversil) «ili sponsor an international conference nexi >car on
the life, work and influence >>i
rtriicr Simone de Beauvoir.
IX- Beauvoir, considered b\ some
to be i IK- roundei
ol
modern
feminism, i- best known i,n I^-I
hock The Second Sex She has also
written novels, a play, C-.N.I>- on
philosophy, ethics and political ac
Hon. and loin volumes ol memoirs.
"She i- the first woman in recem
timef 10 stud) women in theii entirety," English professot Deirdrc Hair
-.ml yesterday "Hei book i~ OIK- ol
the most complete evaluations ol
women evet written."
Hie conference i- set rot April II
10 13, I'*s4. a yeai that marks or
Beauvoir's 75th birthday, the 35th
amiverMr) ol the publication ol
flu- Second Sex, and the ituii an
niversar)
oi
the
University's
Women's Studies program.
Pat
ticipants in the conference VMII in
elude scholars, students, writers and
selected members ol the general
public
"We envision three da>s ol panel
discussions and invited speakers,
plus ancillary events," Hair said
I hesc events, which are ••till m ihe
initial planning stages, include ihe
111 -si American production ol ( setess
Mouths, de Beauvoir*s only play, on
campus, and arl shows and national
radio programs dealing with de
Beauvoir's influence and work
I in- program's planners come
from mans areas ol the I Diversity.
Kan, who is currently writing the
authorized
biography
ol
de
Beauvoir,
chairs the
conference
WALSH'S
TAVERN
steering
committee,
and
Nancy
Moses is conference coordinatoi
other Steering Committee members
include romance languages professot
Lance
Donaldson-Evans,
English
professot Betsy Erkilla, women's
studies professot
Michelle
Fine,
Women's Centei
Director I
rracy, Provost rhomas Ehrllch and
Communications
Director
Man
Nichols.
De Beauvoii hersell is getting in
volved in the conference.
"She has really indicated that she
mill cooperate in any way we like."
Nichols s.mi yesterday
"She has
gone so i.ir as to s.i> that she will
appeal on a live broadcast hs
satellite from hei home in Paris to
the conference."
"She is sen pleased about -ill
this," Han said
-Canellos legend reaches DP helm—
<( iintinueil /rum page 7)
and faculty and students lake a col
leeiise pride and develop an .11
litutde >>i cooperation toward solving the problems that face us." he
said."
( anellos .aided thai he has a great
affinity foi the l niversity and ihe
experience he has had here.
"I'm really enjoying my nine at
I'enn." he said. "I I eel sen positive
aboui the school and the community."
"I like the people I've met here,"
he continued, "Some people have visions ol student leaders and DP columnists
a- really
disliking the
school, but I'm really positive about
ii and wilt do anything I can to improve it.
( anellos said he has mam goals
foi the coming yeai as executive
iduoi
High among them is "to
lii mis
establish
and
mail
boih
business and news policy thai sets
guidelines and trends loi main SIH
cessful years ol DP boards "
"I want people 10 llunk thai we're
a newspapet thai tells what's
on, thai we're bringing them impoi
lam issues," he said. "I want the administration and faculty to recognize
the important role that Ihe papa
plays on campus and respect thai
role "
"I wain to put oui ihe most provocative, thought provoking papei
possible."
IK-
added
(anellos was successful iln- past
yeai ai nisi this goal. He describes
ins past yeai as "very exciting," and
lisis
the
February
sit-in,
the
Novembei football victory over Hai
sard, the Cyanide rylenol deaths,
and the possibility ol a citywide sir
culation ol The Bail) Pennsylvania!!
when
it
looked
as
il
local
newspapers would go on sinks
as
some Ol Ills las oi He DP ineilioi les.
I he transition from editor-in-chiel
to executive edita does not semi to
have been hard lor (anellos. He
says thai wink- the past yeai gave
him a cleai perspective on the news
side oi tin- paper, he's enjoyed the
opportunity to be active in other
aspects ol the operation.
"I etnos working with business.
and having input Into sports and
iJih Street,* he -aid, "I've also en
joyed getting back IO writing and
setting an example tor the writers."
ihcie are othei advantages to being Bl llic top:
"I ast year I won second prize in
the ludy I ee playwritlng competi
lion, and then Executive Editoi
Rohm Davis won tusi prize," he
quipped. "This year, I feel it's my
right."
Savitz named managing editor
tr ontlnued from page 7)
slors three days ago and it lia-n'i
run set"
a common complaint
Igainsi managing editors
but he
is quick to add "I like working with
hi in. "
One benefit Ol Ins new position is
that S.isii/ will lake ovet a hi -weekly
column (title: "No Soap Radio").
Mis most prominent editorial page
ell on so I.it has been a column on
Frustrated writer John Madonna, an
Honors graduate of temple University driven to the streets by lack of
slork.
Madonna -aid earlier this week
lliat Sasit/ "wa- ser> good Io me."
"I came in and he spent two or
three hours with me on several occa
-ions," IK- .ulded. "I think he has a
breadth of understanding thai is
unusual foi someone his a
Close 11lend and colleague Judy
Abel, outgoing feature edilor. said
ol Sasit/: "Eric's a good egg."
Abel, who often relcrs to the new
managing editors dishevelled appearance and warm heart, added
thai "there's no one else I'd tatliei
have looking aftei Stefan and he's
much mine lun to share a phone
with than Owen was," referring IO
incoming News |-diloi Sid,in Fat sis
GRAD
and Iormcr City Editor Gwendolyn
Freyd.
sscre already on the staff," he said.
"I wasn't siirc ahoul il my hrst
semester, bin I came right at the
starl of my second."
like."
"I like il here. I love what I do. I
like the people. I like whal The DP
does," he bubbled. "It's almOSl a
magnetic force that drives you in.
You put in some lime, then you put
in a liulc more lime and finally
you're spending 40 to 50 hours a
week - and enjoying it."
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Ex-CIA official faults policies
By JO\s< III UN
Former CIA Dcpiiiy Director Bobby inman criticized American Intelligence polio a. "frequently ihon
sighted and dangerous" last nighl in a
speech before a standing-room-only
crowd in College Hall room 2(M).
Addressing "The Slate "l U.S. Intelligence," Inman said thai accurate
Information about other countries Is
sital to national security. Pasi budget
Liits. he said, severely limited the
ability of American organizations to
collect such data
"The 1940*1 and Mi\ were nines ot
great growth for the intelligence com
munity."
Inman said
"Starling
around 1961. however, a ness fad
took hold. It became fashionable to
ask not "What do we need to know?'
but "\\ hat Is cost effective?1 "
Inman, whose speech was sponsored by the Penn Political Union,
took a dim siew of this change. "I
don't know of a less cost-el'fecli.c
area than intelligence," he said. "By
1969. the central question had
become 'What can you do without?'
The result was a significant dismantling of U.S. intelligence abilns
"The primary function of U.S. intelligence agencies is the creation of
an encyclopedic data base," Inman
continued. "Unfortunately, this can
only be accomplished over a long
period of time."
Inman, a retired admiral, traced
the decline of U.S. intelligence to participation in the Vietnam War. "The
60"s was an era of Vietnami/ation. of
a
reduction
of our
military
resources," lie said.
"Intelligence
budget-, which are classified, were
buried within the larger defense
department
budget.
When the
\mctic.m military presence around
the world was reduced, so wai
American intelligence."
"Intelligence" is comprised of at
least three separate disciplines. Of
these, "foreign intelligence." the effort to gain classified information on
the activities of foreign governments,
is best known
I he collection of
foreign intelligence is divided into
human intelligence, or "HUM1NT,"
and electronic interception of com
m unicat ions.
"Counter intelligence," on the other
hand, seeks to halt spying by other
powers, finally, "covert action" encompasses everything from propaganda blit/es
to
paramilitary
OpCI anon-.
In the final analysis. Inman said,
the quality of intelligence people
determines the success or failure of
American foreign policy.
"It's a manpower-intensive industry.'he added. "There's no way to
get around that."
The Keagan .Administration is taking steps to redress the defects in
American intelligence. "U.S. agencies
are now involved in a seven-year
rebuilding program," Inman said.
"But we won't have the quality of intelligence performance needed to
make accurate predictions until at
least the end of this decade."
PENNSYLVANIA
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Former CTA Deputy Director Bobby Inman speaking at College Hall
Despite such reservations, Inman
noted that the United States remainstrong in several areas. "Where collection on military matters is concerned,
we do very well indeed," he said. "(>ui
research and development efforts arc
not nearly as good, but our indication
and warning abilities arc better than
ever."
During Inman's speech,
students circulated boaus
several
adver-
tisements offering employment opportunities with the CIA. Among the
"positions" listed were jobs as
a-sa-in- and wiretappcrs. But in
general student response to the intelligence officer's visit
wai enthusiast lc
PPU membei David Dormoni was
elated by the huge -Indent turnout.
"We're in the post-Watergate period,"
he -aid. "People no longer consider
intelligence dirts business."
Giovanni's talk touches on racism, politics
li» MARKSCHMEYER
Poet Nikki Giovanni -poke to an
overflow crowd at the Harold Prince
Theater last night aboul love, politics,
race relations and I he tut lire ol the
human race.
After her wide-ranging talk, COlonsored b> Groove Phi Groove
Social Fellowship and Connaissance,
Giovanni read poems trom her new
book. Those Who Hide the Sight
Winds, and from her
15-yeai
publishing career.
The I960's radical was at critical ol
the current
administration in
Washington as she was of the
establishment 15 years before. But
her pessimism was mixed with op-
tmii-ni when -he urged her audience
to take action.
■■ Mmosi anything they say you got
in lake the opposite position," she
said ot President Ronald Reagan and
the Rev, Jerry I alwell, head of Moral
Majority,
Ciio.,nun challenged the mostly
black, mostly young audience several
limes with criticism and inspiration.
"To be young today is an absolute
Insanity," she said "Most of you
haven't read a book in God knowhow long. You don't read newsapers.
You're not bright enough to know
your country doesn't care about you."
In introducing Giovanni. Associate
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Wade -aid the poet wa- a product of
the "lux sixties" but said -he was also
"a person ol the present."
Giovanni said the sixties was a
significant period because black people "became friend- ol each othei "
The poet
al-o criticized
the
prevalent image of women today, and
-aid -he could not understand why SO
many black males are opposed to
abortion
"There- something wrong with a
country that thinks the ideal woman
is 16 and looks like Brooke Shields."
she said.
Giovanni spoke several times aboul
the future, and especially that of the
-pace program, saying that it would
be a mistake to send the same type of
while male to explore space as was
sent to explore the new world.
Marco Polo and Christopher Columbus thought they had found no
civilized life, she said. "How could
sou send John Glenn into space and
expect anything else?"
"I think l hey ought to send me." -he
added. "If there's something there, I'll
see it."
Giovanni said she wishes the country's problems could be blamed onl\
on whites or middle class blacks. Unfortunately, she said, "It's all of us."
The I i-k I niversity graduate ad.ied the black students in the audience
not in be discouraged by being a small
minority in the University.
"Don't let Penn make you fed it's
not yours," she -aid.
Giovanni, who began but did not
finish graduate work at the i niversl
is. also had academic advice foe the
students.
"li you don't understand, ask a
question," she said, If (here's a papei
due, type it and turn it in on time. If
it's an I paper, you'll gel an I on
time "
In her readings, Giovanni Included
poems aboul her childhood, old age
and Billie lean King In between, the
spoke about topics ranging from
television commercialto black*
autobiographies
The theatei wai Filled to capacity
and several hundred people were
lurned away. Ticket- for the free pro
gram ..etc Issued to control the crowd
and Giovanni agreed to do another
reading afterwards at the W.I ,Bi
DuBois I ''liege House
c onnalssance Chairman Stephen
Millet -aid he was especially happy
that so many local residents ..ere able
to attend.
"Thi- i- a program thai bring- in
North
Philadelphia,
Wesl
Philadelphia, Center City to Penn,*
he said. "It's a great thine loi the
University lo see there are programs
thai will work."
Wharton juniot Jefl Saunders was
said
he
was overwhelmed
by
Giovanni's program.
"I liked ihe ..a. she expressed her
ideas oi lose," he -aid. "Sometimes"
.on heal poetry and ii doesn't**
hit. . .Her poetry i- straightforward
and creative at the same time."
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ques which coach Andre Madrid has taught his fencers u Ma
■ \-. a rule. N.U> has been troublesome for our team," Micahnik said.
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as
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north
loi
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with
Williams
and
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If you look at common opponents, Penn seems to have the edge ovei
Dartmouth. The Big Green fell to Trinity College earliei this season,
Penn.
According to Anita McMullin. the traveling and consecutive games
shouldn't hurt the Quakers that much
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shouldn't have any real problems; fatigue won't be a factor," she said
"I think that if we can beat Williams, it will be a leal confidence
M. Swimmers host Middies
Tomorrow, 1:00 p.m.
By JOEGOI DtN
Despite a number of excellent individual performances, the Quakei
continue its
IO
"I don't know anything about what their freshman this vear are like,"
junior Bill fallon commented, "bul I do know from swimming against
them last year at the Easterns that thes do have a veiv good club."
I allon. the squad's top stroker, said that in practices this week "the
use this match to compare OUI ability 10 other Ivy teams." co-captain
Ashard Malik noted.
emphasis has been on just going for good individual performance- "
"I think we as a team only look al comparing ourselves to anoihei
The Dartmouth match poses two problems for the Quakers. The
courts are much colclei than al Penn. Another problem is the travelling
team or to ourselves last vear when we really key for a meet." I allon
explained, admitting that Navy is not one oi the team's on Penn's hit
list.
I he -quad lefi yesterday instead ol today to alleviate the
fatigue oi travelling.
"Staying ovet will make us pumped up. It shows us the importance of
the match." Malik commented.
Tomorrow's
must
almost certain to
shot
races
will
almost
season, and Murphy will present a stiff challenge.
Both Halpern and 1 allon are both keying on
the team an edge against Dartmouth, as the players started new drills to
I lie open
evening
certainly
be
Dave
Malpcrn's duels with Naw\ joe Murphy m the freestyle sprints, I he
senior co-captain is undefeated in the SO and 100-meter races this
Alter a disappointing loss to Army, the squad is fired up for its first
Ivy match of the season. The rigorous and productive practices gives
instead of
shatter
records.
Halpcrn is
his school records in the sprint
races and
We learned to use the service IO our advantage,"
pOSSiUy the pool records I allon, the current school record holder lot
the 200-mcler butterllv, is also close to breaking his standard.
Malik added "We can let the opponent make the error."
"If we play with patience and concentration, theie is no reason why
members of the Quaker team will by pressing hard in an attempt to
Because there
"We have more talent on
are only
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dual
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leii
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W. cagers go hunting for Tigers
|soin|s.
Bv DAVIDGOI DM K«.
ivnii versus Princeton. Hie more
things change, the more they stay
i ht same
In the laic 70's, the Tigers were
the dominani women's basketball
force in the Ivy League
winning
lour
consecutive
*.ncieni
I ighi
iwns iiom 1973 1978 - while
Penn was .1 perennial pretender.
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iheii
games
classic matchups, with .1 victorj
defining a successful season.
1 he rok-s may be reserved when
rookie coach ic.innc Foiey leads 1 he
struggling Hlack and Orange into the
Palestra tomorrow evening to play
the 7-8 (2-2 Ivies) Quakers Bui the
intensity ol the rivalry has not died
"if- easy to gel psyched up foi
1 hem," coach 1 ois \shley said ol
playing 2 9 (t> 2 Ivies) Princeton,
"We don't like them. I he whole
I 'I doesn't like them
"They didn't represent the league
very well when they were on lop
when .1 team is ■■ champion, they
should act like .1 champion. They
didn't."
SANDi II \W THORNI
I'm /'- u hud'
Penn will have .1 golden oppot
tunity
for
revenge tomorrow
Despite ruesday's 64-62 setback U
the hands ol Si
loseph's, the
Quakers
have
played
excel leni
basketball recently, winning foui ol
iheii last si\ games. Theii two losses
in this skein, to the Hawks and
\illanova, were by .1 total ol three
Big Five
Showdown
W. Thinclads
By Ml lit: HEVEHLING
With an excellent performance 11 the Vale Invitational fresh in lheir1
minds, the members of the women's track team is reads foi .1 Strong
showing at ihis Sunday's lug Five championships 10 be held at Widenei
t ollege.
•The Hack ,11 Widenei is slow, so n might not show up on the clocks,
hut we're looking tor performances equal to 01 bettci than what we did
ai Yale," coach Betty Costanza promised Dial Vale performance included two school records and ihree firsi place finishes, quite a con
fidence hmldei tor the Quakers
Things will only gel loughei al the Big Five meet rhere Penn will
run into the likes ol Villanova and remple, .done with St. loseph's.
Wesi Chester, and 11 Salle, bringing the couni ol Big 1 ive teams 10 six
Hie greatest roadblock lor the (.linkers is in reality the Hie Two:
Nova and lemple. I he Wildcats are perennially well stocked and tins
sear is no dillerenl
I lies will he prohibitive favorites and include
among their numbers tianslei student loan Vetkes Yerkes won the
Philadelphia Marathon last with the 13th i.isiesi women's marathon
time in the world foi 1982 She will compete in the mile and two mile
runs.
"Temple's strength 1- in the sprints," is how Quakei co-captain Mary
luinei summed up the Ossls I he best ol the lemple sprinters ale I Jna
Parkinson and hurdler (ilenda liuesdale
With the calibre ol those two learns as high a- it is. ( OStaiUI is aim
ing lor a solid third place finish. Ihal should not be asking loi 100
much from Ihe team, which has had little trouble with injury, Hie mis.
Ing will numbei only two. with .luds Damore and Pal Davis sidelined.
( Oslanza is confident, "I think we base enough team depth not 10 let
absences bother us." she said
Ihal depth is ihe Strength ol a Penn squad that hopes 10 grow more
formidable with each meet I he Big I Ive should be a good indication ol
whai ihe iiiiuie holds in store Assistant coach lulio Piazza predicted,
"Aflei this week sse shoukl know which was we're goin
M. Thinclads — two meets
Milrose Games: tonight in N. Y.
at Yale, Brown: tomorrow, 1:00 p.m.
B> MAM AMI I El
I his weekend will be a buss one loi the men's Hack team,
Several ol the thinclads' standout performers will trasel 10 Madison
Si|iiare Garden today to participate in the most prestigious indoor track
meet in the world, the MillrOSC Games, Mans ol the ssorld's best track
and field athletes will assemble in the Garden 10 display then talents
Representing Penn will be iunioi Doug Harris, who will compete in ihe
'•(i said spirni, and a mile relay quartel lacing ihe country's finest .ol
legiale mile relay teams.
lor Harris, the Millrose Games represem an opportunity to establish
how he can fare against the world's lop sprinters, Included 111 the field
m ihe 60-yard dash will be Houston McTear, attempting a comeback
aftet two mediocre years, Stanley Floyd, and Heisman Trophy winner
Herschel Walker
These arc indisputably ihree ol America's brightest
hopefuls tot the 1984 Olympics,
Such an impressive field might prove intimidating to Harris Hut Hat
us. who has already qualified for the H ■> V- later on in ihe season, is
hoping thai ■ fine performance will qualify him foi the si \ \ cham
pionship meet ( oach Irs "Moon" Mondschcin is hoping that the prize
ol Nt \\ qualification and ihe quality ol his competition will propel
llai n- to .m excellent tune.
"Ibis meei is very important to Doug," Mondschein commented. "Its
a chance to go to New York and really do well We're hoping thai the
othei competitors will push him 10 .1 lime which will qualify him foi the
Ni \ V. "
Ihe mile relay team ssdi also face rigid competition in ihe collegiate
division. However, ii will not compete in the mile relay race winch
features ihe five besi relay squads in ihe country M>J winch traditional
is is ihe exciting finale to the Millrose Games.
Mondschein is confident ih.u the milers will nun in creditable pei
formances and represent the Quakers well
"We'll be halfway up in the field," Mondschein said "Hin I think
we'll do well. Our kids are alwass competitive."
Saturday's tri-meei in New Haven against Yale and Brown might not
feature the excitement and talent ol the Millrose Games, but Ii should
Showcase a high lescl ol competition. Here, though, the Quakers (I 0)
are expected to shine and probably win the meet handily
Bui the
pretence Ol a third team alwass makes the final tails difficult to
predict
M. Fencers host Navy
Tomorrow, 2:00 p.m.
B> ion SPENADEI
The Nass -isle
To the common man it means cress cuts, boot camp and strict
discipline. But to Penn fencing coach Dave Micahnik it means
something quite different. "You can easily spot a fencer who has been
a: Na\s loi a scar," Micahnik -aid. relerting to the
unusual techni
Ii tintinufil OH /','Ci I it
I lies take on a I'nncelon team
thai has lost its last fOUl games by
an average ol I * points in Us two
Iss league .ontesis, ihe
Tigers
scored ", points each, losing IO
Brown and Yale. Princeton has also
been linn by ihe inexplicable loss ol
Starters Wends Noms and I oni Ms
Call,
who
jumped
ship
in
midseason.
Nevertheless, Penn isn't takin
sictois osct the hgers lor granted.
Ihe Quakers are well aware thai a
Princeton sunns would salvage the
dismal season lor ihe I
"I lies're our biggcsi rival," senior
i Sandy Haw ihoi tie sard. "W e
wain 10 heat them badly. On paper,
n seems ihal we shouldn't have ans
trouble, but this i- the ls> league.
Sjiyone cm beat anyone."
Hawthorne, who has been a main
tog in I'cnn's resurgence alter an
early-season five game losing streak.
yesterday received news thai she had
Ken named Big Five Playei ol the
Week
"I'm psyched." the 5-7 guaid said
altet healing ol her award. "Il's the
firsi time I'se evei won ii, and I'm
sers happy
In addition to continued strong
plas from Haw I home. I'enn expects
a solid el Ion from -enioi loiwaid
Maria Ramiu. The S 8 reserve has
played "exceptionally well in receni
game- and in ptaclice" according to
Ashley Ihe Quakers will need her
rebounding strength to offset a
liger height advantage.
I'.ui ol Princeton's height advani.ige i- bi Ellen DeVoe. The
freshman centa has done yeoman's
vsork lor Ihe liger-. averaging 11.8
points per game and 10.7 rebounds
pet game, each team highs.
In addition 10 DeVoe, Ashley e\pects Princeton to he led by Vlcki
Wallen, the Tiger's co-captain.
Disregarding any overconfidence,
\-hles is still looking lor a blowout
against Princeton
"They're in Iss league team, so
we have to win," r\shley noted. "Bui
we want to lake awas their confidence lor when we base to plas
them at Princeton, We want to win
big."
S 'tne things will never change.
Grapplers open Ivy slate
With Columbia, Cornell
B> STEVE BERKOWITZ
1 sen though they have already
compiled a record Ol J t>, the I'enn
wrestling team starts playing foi
keep- today ai ( olumbia and tomorrow at t oinell \- lai as ansone is
concerned the slate is wiped clean.
No wins, no losses
The grapplers have been looking
forward to the beginning of the Iss
I eague season since the "X2 'S> cam
paign slatted "I his team has been
pointing toward the Ivy matches
more than ans other team thai IVe
eser had." coach Laity
I .uiclile
said "I lost hope thai that means
well do well m the league."
I auchie's
uncertainty
is
well
founded, In the last meei with Kutztown st, and Lafayette his team
wrestled poorly and during the
earliet part ol the se.u. there has
been a distinct lack of consistency
and depth.
I lie depth problem has Iven
alleviated foi the most pan with the
return ol co-captain Jim Gill, who
Suffered a broken thumb, and the
addition ol Josh Harris ai 118-lbs.
The inconsistency, however, remains
a source ol concern, "Ihis team can
do something against iss I eague
teams," Lauchlc said. "But, it we
wrestle like we did lasl weekend
sse'll gel blown nelil oil the mat."
In Columbia, the Quakers face ■
squad thai is tough, bin thai is also
generally considered 10 be weaker
than lasl sear's group Ihal won ihe
Ancient
Light
championship.
"Columbia's not as strong as ihes
have been in yean past." co-captain
Lou Hamer remarked.
When it comes to the Lion wresil
ing program though, it's hard for
teams not to have a drop off. Coach
Ron Russo's teams have not lost an
Ivy League match in three yean
H'olumbia's title last sear made in
three in a row | Vcoiding 10 RUSSO,
"I here's no question in my mind
thai sse can win the championship
again this year "
Despite (olumbia'- fine reputation, l auchle considers Saturday's
match ai Ithaca the tougher of the
two matches this weekend, first of
all. the team musl make its long
pilgrimmage to Cayuga's waters immediately aftet the match In New
York i ns
Secondly, Big Red -oach \nds
Noel possesses a group thai I auchle
feds has "very good overall team
strength."
" "<)n paper, they are bettei than
we are. Sometimes thai doesn't hold
up to well, it everybody wrestles
well, n will be Close," I auchle com
nienled.
DP Sports Awards
The winners of this year's Daily Pennsylvanlan sports awards are
(clockwise from upper left): Sherry Marcaraonio (Spring Athlete of the
Year), Alicia McConnell (Winter Athlete of the Year), Jerry Berndt
(Coach of the Year), and Gary Vura (Fall Athlete or the Year).
Marcantonio led the women's lacrosse team in scoring last spring as the
laxwomen advanced to the semi-finals of the national tournament. For her
efforts, Marcantonio, a senior, was named a first team All-American.
McConnell. a sophomore on the women's squash team, won just about
everything during her freshman year, including the national collegiate and
national women's titles. She is currently the undisputed queen of collegiate
women's squash.
In only his second year as the Quaker head coach, Berndt led the gridden to a 7-3 record and a share of their first Ivy crown since 1959. Not bad
after suffering through a 1 -9 rookie coaching season.
Vura, the senior quarterback of the Quakers, set school single season
records for pass attempts and pass completions. Against Harvard, he
brilliantly led the Penn offense down the field, setting up the gamewinning field goal by Dave Shulman.
Zal and Blade: Double trouble for Sports
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Smack Vttack, and Moo Mop,
They've been through u together.
Now they're gonna do it together.
Five night - a week
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Mi, Mi Rosenthal! Mom in Oyster
Has. New York, he now resides in
Queens. He is the only son ol the
legendary Big I d Rosenthal, the most
irrascible
yd loveable
person in
the whole world I hat's ihe same Big
I d who locked his son out ol ihe
apartment last summer while he partook ol some evening delight.
Many people on camp*us know
Blade as the little guy who hangs
around Gimbel. Wean a filthy
Islands shin And leg whips football
players, But we know him foi othei
rea-oii-.
II ue, he has the reputation Ol being
a sers sei-alile sports journalist,
However, he's also a raging sorehead Don't cross this fellow on a hot,
humid -las
"He's a mean man." tooniinaie let I
Gersh says
"I wanted 10 he a spOrtSWritCt
before he became editor." -aid othei
roommate I ony" I he t oloneP I dels
tcin. "But now. I'm thinking ol joining the monastic ordei of Mushats."
Kenny is also known in DP Sports
circle- lor fwo other things (no, not
ihOSt two things; i hat's /al's department): he drinks about as much as
Pal Boone, and has a constant case ol
the nuts
Yes, ladies and gentlemen, Kenny is
DP David Bel sky
Will Ken Kosrnihal ilelti ami IKm Zalesne (right) flush (he reputation of IIP
spuris right down Ihe toilet?
the King ol the Hopper He keep- Ml
W hippie in business. In fact, he once
ate a whole banana cream pre and
spent two days m intensive care al
HI P Swallowed a prune dani-h lasl
week and wasn't seen lor 12 hours.
\nd he's not restricted by state lines,
"Kenny spenl so much time in the
hopper in Tennessee,"said Soul Sister
luds Abel, "that Willie Nelson had
enough time to collect another Grand
OleOpry award "
"i don't understand it." c olonel
-as- "( ause he's just such a little
fella W bete does it all come from?"
More about The Blade: Freshman
seat, lie choked when the big order ai
Pat's came up And he's a man of
steel. Literally You see, Kenny has
iwo steel rods in his back Whenever
there's a lightning storm outside. Ken
ns "runs'' loi C0VCI
Kenny's youthful appearance has
often been a -ause ol distress He's
been kicked out of bars, out of
Galaxy, and out of MadameBomba's
on 42nd St. In addition, he can't get
on hall ol ihe rides at deal \dsen
lure because he can't reach I inns'
hand
But enough of that crap. I el's lalk
about Mi /alesne. a charter member
ol the Roman I'olan-ki I an Club.
Zal, as he is known 10 anyone who
knows bun. is a dark, dashing, rowdy
sort of a bon/oola. He once bit a
man's eat oil toi looking at his girl,
/al didn't realize that Ihe man was
blind.
W iiness a conversation betsseen /aI
and his pet rabbit:
Rabbit: I'nga, bunga. bunga.
Zal: I nga, bunga, bunga!
Rabbit: Unga, bunga. bunga!!
Zal: I nga. bunga, bunga!!!
Rabbit: Unga, bunga, bunga,
bonga, bunga. bonga. . .
Zal ale the rabbit.
Actually. Zal comes from humble
surroundings. A native ol Olid
wynne. I'a , his lather liaises wa- a
news edilor loi the /)/' back in the
sii's. /al'. hie long ambition wa- to
he a gsm leacber in a junior high
school until liars consinced him to
go to I'enn and strise lor bigger and
better (and older) things. He wanted
/al to be a news weenie
And look sshal happened. Kind of
like Kcnns's case. Big Id wanted his
little boy to be lawyer. And look what
happened
/al's
favorite hook
is
Uille
Women, Ihe one he wrote, not the
one by Louisa Mas Alcott,
And his favorite drink'.' Alcohol on
the nvks. /al once got so bombed, he
made a name lor himself in Bordcntossn, NJ. All over Main Streei \nd
ihe local Seven-Eleven. And the cor
ncr drug store. You get the piciurc.
Now the Bordentown post office has
it.
And Zal just loves physical contact.
In last fall's Kamin Cup victory over
New-, /al was sotcd Most Likely to
Maim and Mutilate. He committed
infractions that the rule book doesn't
even include. That day
Student
Health had ils most active das Aflei
his performance, Zal was offered a
professional wrestling contract, but
he said the violence wasn't real.
Though he did say that he would
wrestle in the mud with
theGladwynne Girl Scout who sold the most
cookies.
However. Zal's true love in life is
not Ciirl Scootl It- not lack Daniels.
It's his dog Pepper.
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